#invisible ninjas are cutting onion

[mastomysowner]

Teachers and students by 灸場メロ@9baMelo

#kakashi hatake #gojo satoru #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #sakura haruno #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #naruto #jujutsu kaisen #crossover #invisible ninjas are cutting onion

[unforgottcn]

All things had a beginning, and so there must have been a time before. Before the warmth in their chest and the soft little smile that betrayed them when their mind turned to how his hair felt; how he smelt when he was close.

But that was a time before, and often, before was meaningless without now. And perhaps it is a bad idea (it is. They have not spoken in years and though they could not remember how it happened, a gulf had somehow grown, the way a ravine grows between mountains. And he is doing well! And they are proud of him!)

Proud?

Yes. They decide it is pride which blossoms in their chest; that tugs at their lips when they see him on their socials; that is now hovering over his name in their phone. That is all it would be. Their pride for their oldest and bestest friend, whom they had not spoken to since-

-Well, since they had been relatively sober, if they were honest.

But that is okay too! He doesn't need to know about that (and even if he found out, what harm could there be? He's on tour now, and they're an ocean away, and he would never cross an ocean just because they were a little drunk.

Maybe more than a little. Maybe it isn't just wine.

The voicemail tone shocks them out of their little reverie. Oh. When did they do that?

"Uh.. Hey, Yone," and though their tongue trips over the syllables; reacquanting itself with Japanese the way knees acquaint themselves with the ground, his name is one that will always feel comfortable in their mouth. They could sigh it forever and never be sick of the sound, they think.

They blink. When did they fall quiet? Did he hang up on them yet? They hope not.

"I saw you on the news again. I just... I just think you're so fucking awesome and I always knew you could do it. You always were the best out of all of us, you know?" And they're not sure if it's the alcohol or the something else or the rust that's making all the words sound funny but it's okay, as long as he understands. As long as he knows about that funny feeling in their chest when they see him on their phone.

(He'd probably be a little disappointed if he knew about all the girls they flamed for thinking he's hot. Don't they know, he's-)

"-mine."

Ah. Fuck.

(They said all that out loud, didn't they? Double fuck.)

"Uh... anyway, I just wanted to say you're awesome and I'm really fucking proud of you."

Yeah, that was perfect. They're sure Yone didn't hear any of the rest. They were just thinking! Maybe a little more out loud than they thought. Oops.

"Hey Yone..?"

They have not noticed the suspicious silence on the other side of their call. The messenger continues to record.

"I really miss you, you know?"

They sniffle. It's just allergies, really. Where are those invisible onion-cutting ninjas?

Beep!

(.i was originally going to make this more painful, but i am merciful)

Yone held his phone tightly. He listened to every word that fell from their mouth through the static of the phone; hands covering his smile at first, and to hide himself from breathing too heavily with muted relief. He had a nightmare about them for the first time in ages- just in time to wake up to see he missed their call.

Anxiety riddled his chest when he found strength to get up: he was beyond worried. They had never spoken to him since Heartsteel kicked off- and now, out of nowhere, there is a voice message on repeat in his head. "Hey, Yone?" is all he can hear when he looks around the empty hotel room, and only then does he realize they were on tour, and he wasn't at home.

How he wanted to ask if they still remembered his voice after all this time. Or if they even cared that he had spent so many hours like this, wondering if to call them, and ask them if they were okay. Yone stands up shakily, worn down to the bone- he doesn't waste time to tell their manager and bandmates that he's heading out. He'll be back before the next show of a three day festival. He would never lie.

"Family matters." He says through his teeth so effortlessly. Yasuo hadn't spoken to him in a while, either. The band doesn't pry- simply says: go, we'll see you tomorrow.

The minute Yone steps out of the hotel elevator and onto the streets of Japan, he's calling back. Until the dial tone tells him that he needs to leave a message- and even as sober as he is, he feels like a young teen that's just found out about the world of fame and liquor. That even those you love can be strangers too.

"Hey. Are you there? Are you awake?" Stupid thing to say, he concludes with a wince. "I'm glad you called. What's wrong? Do you-..." need me? He wants to ask so badly, but finds his throat closing up with sorrow before he can finish.

"Do you need anything? I'm going to be headed to Kyoto, if you're nearby..." A simple invitation. "I can buy you a ticket." He drops this suddenly before he can realize what he's saying.

"I'll meet you wherever, just let me know. Alright? Missing you, always." He hangs up, far too nervous: what would he even say if they were to call back? He could spend a lifetime thinking this, so he just stands in Kyoto's spring rain, walks up and down the streets all night, with a hood and cap on his head. Waiting for a call for help. One he fears will never come by the time it's four in the morning.

#wow. #DFVGKJDHNKMDGKMSGKM STOPPPPPPPPPP

[thinkingnot]

the damned invisible ninjas cutting onions again

x

#tom simons #tommyinnit #tom simons vlog

[tanjaded]

Thinking about watching the Violet Evergarden movies tonight, though i better make sure I have tissues on hand for when those invisible ninjas start cutting onions

#violet evergarden

[moonbaneslair]

So uh... tumblr. Yeah. I forgot this place exists sometimes lmao. But I just played through Gates To Infinity with a group of friends, and we just beat the main storyline, and just got to postgame.

It also doesn’t help, that we gave the characters such personality beyond just the game’s dialogue, and the amount of growth and change that the partner had gone through from start up until now.

The way it hits was just... it really got to me and I love the emotions that PMD never fails to bring me!

But uh... look here if you want to see more frequent art uploads! ;w;

#GtI #PMD #PMD GtI #Gates To Infinity #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Snivy #Axew #Partner #Hero #Art #Fanart #Fan art #Pokemon #The feels man #The fact that we control the partner in postgame #I want to give him a hug #I want to be there for him #He needs a hug #Damn those invisible ninjas #Cutting those onions

[monoshii-wasu]

DJSFVNDSJFNDSJVNJVNJKF JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE DEMON SLAYER MOVIE AND AHJSKABDSAIBFDSJK MY HEART DSNFJKDSNFVJKNVKJ I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYONE ABOUT IT BUT ALL I CAN JUST DO IS SCREAM MY FEELINSG BOUT DIS AND AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#AHHHSDFIVHFJ #DEMON SLAYER MOVIE #JVFKDVHNJKFNVKJFD #LIFE NOT DAIJOUBU #SORRY #I'M NOT CRYING #IM JUST TEAR BENDING #INVISIBLE NINJAS JUST CUT ONIONS UNDER MY EYES #THAT'S ALL

[ladycavalier]

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT OF MY LIFE

Guys

Guys

I don't want to show off so I'm only including a picture of the LUXURY LETTER, but @epwhales has officially MADE 2019 FOR ME WITH HIS PRESENT

Look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that I'm dying so hard i cannot even

#there are nearby ninjas cutting conveniently placed bowls of onions as i type this #i am so heckin moved #this might be one of the like top five nicest things anyone has ever done for me??? #and so definitely one of the dadgum top t h r e e Christmas presents I've ever gotten #weep weep #embracing the invisible ninjas and their onions #best #Christmas 2018 #me #epwhales #heck #heckitty heck #phantom of the opera

[fvstmvn]

@oftroias

he had no idea how but he was back in his room, lying on his bed like he was before. and judging from the interior design he was back in 1974 too. was he dreaming---more like having a nightmare---all along? no. it felt too real. he rushed towards the mirror, discovering that his features were marred by spots of dirt and sweat. if he was back that probably meant everyone else was too. his friends. in an instant wally was zooming out of his room to find the others. when he spotted a familiar figure at the end of one of the hallways he screeched to a stop. “donna... donna is that really you?” his voice was shaky. the last time he saw her she had died in his arms. wally bolted towards his best friend and threw his arms around her tightly. “oh my god. i thought i really lost you back there. i really thought you were gone,” he sniffled. “i--im so glad you’re alive.” tears began falling but wally didn’t bother wiping them off, instead he buried his face against her shoulder.

#╰ ° ✧ — CONVO ❭ DONNA. #wow there's invisible ninjas cutting onions in my room?! #i love you and her sm bye

[breelandwalker]

Do you know spells for justice or protection for other people? Like the protesters?

I know a few, but it’s difficult to pick one exactly. Here’s everything I could find in my personal spellbook that I thought might be applicable.

Ninja Dust

Intent: To enable a person to make a quick unseen exit or go unnoticed; formulated to work in crowded places.

Ingredients:

1 pt White Oak

1 pt Bloodroot

1 pt Black Salt

1 pt Red Poppy

1 pt Mustard

1/2 pt Rosemary

1/2 pt Sage

1/2 pt Clove

1/2 pt Willow Bark

Optional:

Pinch of Galangal Root

Pinch of Heather Blossom

Pinch of Devil's Shoestring

Pinch of Black Cohosh

This powder was prepared for a friend of mine the night before she attended a large-scale protest march. It's meant to help you stay safe in a crowded situations and affect a quick exit when and if you have to.

Sprinkle a pinch or two on your shoes before you go out, or carry a small vial or packet with you. If you find yourself in a situation where you need to leave quickly, toss down the powder and step on it as you leave.

Of course, this should always go along with whatever practical safety measures are deemed prudent for your situation. If you find yourself in a position where you are in immediate physical danger, forget the powder, just get to safety however you can. Be careful out there!

Liza Hempstock’s Invisibility Charm

Inspired by The Graveyard Book, by Neil Gaiman.

Use this charm when you want to pass unseen and unremarked in a crowd or need to escape a situation without being noticed.

Put a pinch of poppy seeds in your shoe or carry a packet of them in your pocket. When you need to make a quick exit, turn three times, spit over your left shoulder, and whisper:

Be hole, be dust, be dream, be wind Be night, be dark, be wish, be mind, Now slip, now slide, now move unseen, Above, beneath, betwixt, between

Gather yourself together, find your exit, and GO.

No Fear Here

To help dispel fear, ward off danger, and promote bravery. This blend is meant for a home ornament witchball, but it can also be put into a sachet or a bottle charm if mobile magic is needed.

Agrimony

Yarrow

Black Pepper

Thyme

Jasmine

Black Tea Leaves

Walking Ward Protection Oil

For personal warding spells of all kinds

Sweet Basil

Witch Hazel

Fennel Sprigs

Mix the herbs in equal parts and soak 1 tbsp of the blend in 1-2 cups of bland oil for about a week to make the infusion. Strain and bottle the oil. If desired, add a couple of drops of Basil or Rosemary essential oil.

Short Notice Travel Protection Charm

If you're called to make an unexpected trip and don't have time to prepare a full-sized bottle charm, making a braid or knot-string out of white yarn or string. As you tie it, say seven times over:

By water and fire, by sky and by stone, This charm will see me brought safely back home.

Tie the string around your wrist or ankle for the duration of the trip. You can remove it when you return home or let it fall off on its' own.

"Bibbity Bobbity Back Off" Banishing Spell

This spell grew out of a quip that I made in response to some hate mail that came my way. Some weeks of experimenting with word-activated protection magics later, this is what I came up with.

Intent: To repel or banish harmful things that attempt to accost you.

Materials:

Piece of Personal Jewelry

Small Jar with Flat Lid

Tealight Candle

Herbs: Angelica Root, Peppermint, Marjoram, Willow Bark

Make a potpourri blend out of the herbs and place it in the jar. For extra potency, spit in the jar. Place the piece of jewelry in the jar, close the lid, and shake gently. Set the jar somewhere level and safe, set the tealight on top of the lid, and burn it for a few minutes.

Focus on the flame of the tealight and chant, as many times as you feel you need to:

I cannot be snared, I cannot be caught However you try, no harm is wrought

When you've finished, blow out the candle. Wait for the candle cup and the lid to cool before opening the jar. Retrieve the jewelry and wear it when you need a little extra protection.

Should you need to activate the protection, simply breathe on your fingers, touch the charmed object, and whisper, "Invictus." (Latin, pron. in-VIK-toos; “invincible.”) The charm will last until you remove the piece and breathe on it again. You'll need to return it to the jar of herbs to recharge within 24 hours of use, or you'll have to cast the charm all over again. For best results, I recommend changing the herbs in the jar between charges.

This is a short-term heavy-duty banishing spell. It can't ensure physical safety, but it can help keep you safe from emotional and mental attack, and may provide an opportunity for escape if one is needed. It may also diffuse aggressive outside energy long enough for you to make a prudently-timed getaway if a confrontation seems imminent.

"Not On My Watch" Vinegar

 Intent: An all-purpose preventative potion for use in protective and binding spells.

 Ingredients:

Jar with Tight-fitting Lid

2 cups Vinegar

Coffee Filter

Funnel

Bottle for Storage

Knife and Cutting Board

Fresh Ginger or Horseradish Root

Peppermint Essential Oil

Herbs: Bay Leaves, Coriander, Lemon Peel, Cedar Tips, Pine Needles, Witch Hazel, Clover Leaves

This is a heavy-duty protective vinegar that I created in a fit of rage. If the ingredient list seems excessive, it's because I was angry enough about the situation to basically throw the book at it. I've used it a few times since then and it's been very effective.

To make this potion, you'll need a jar with a tight-fitting lid. A large brand-new mason jar is best for this. For some other spells and potions, you can use recycled food jars, but for this one, you want a fresh jar with no chance of leftover food particles.

First, clean your piece of ginger or horseradish root. For best results, you'll want a fresh root, not dried pieces, as you want the juice and oils to blend with the vinegar. Cut several slices from the root and place them in the mason jar. Wash and dry the knife before continuing.

Note: Fresh horseradish root has a very strong peppery-sour smell, and can produce fumes like onions do. The fumes may cause your nose to run and may irritate your eyes. (It's a great way to clear the sinuses though.) If you are sensitive to such things, you may want to wear a surgical mask and goggles, or just use ginger root instead.

To help your herbs fit more easily into the jar, you may want to carefully dice them into smaller, more manageable pieces. You can work with fresh or dried herbs for this potion, whichever works best with your available supplies. If you want additional aromatic qualities in your potion, I recommend using fresh Lemon Peel, Cedar Tips, and Pine Needles if possible. It adds a nice fresh, clean scent, a little bit like a certain name-brand floor cleaner, but less chemical. Using fresh versions of these ingredients will also help to cut the vinegar smell to a certain degree. But again, if you only have dried herbs, that will work just as well.

Dried or fresh, you'll need approximately 2 ½ ounces of chopped herbs altogether. That's about five tablespoons or 71 grams of herbs. Mix them together and add them to the jar. If you've used fresh herbs, you'll need to dry or discard any leftovers. If you used only dried herbs, put any extra mix into a container for future use. Waste not, want not.

Add two cups of vinegar to the jar. I used white vinegar, but cider vinegar or wine vinegar will do as well. Use whatever you have available. White vinegar may be less expensive, if you need to purchase a fresh bottle. Add 2-3 drops of Peppermint essential oil, close the lid tightly, and give the jar a good shake.

Leave the vinegar jar in a warm, dry place to steep for three full days. Strain the resulting liquid into a clean bottle using a funnel and coffee filter, and discard the herbs. The mason jar can be used again after it has been thoroughly cleaned and dried.

Use the potion in home protection magics, particularly if you need to repel unsavory persons, "accidents" which are not at all accidental, or harmful magics. It can also be an additive in spells meant to make the home a sanctuary for those who need it. Add a small amount to your washwater when you clean hard floors or your doorstep for additional protection. Splash a little on your front door or at your property line to discourage trespassers.

(I’m sure this could be put to use for keeping yourself safe during protests, keeping cops away from your home, blessing marchers and venues, and so forth.)

I’ll try and search up my post with magical measures for justice as well.

Hope this helps!

#halethebop #witchcraft #witchcraft activism #protection magic #Bree answers your inquiries

[smylealong]

Starting Bulgasal. Let's see how it goes. Thoughts below the cut.

What a terrific intro!

WOOT, what cinematography!

What just happened?

HOLEEE SHEET

The costume department is brilliant.

Mannnnnnn the atmosphere is excellent.

They did not even give that poor kid a name?

Oh gosh. This is terrible. Poor kid.

THIS is what 10,000 BC wanted to be.

I love that everyone has snow-bitten cheeks.

OMG. They aren't holding back.

STOP WHATEVER YOU GUYS ARE DOING AND WATCH BULGASAL.

OH HE CAN SPEAK? (Just how traumatized must that poor child have been to have decided not talking forever is the best option?)

Not even 30 mins in and invisible ninjas are chopping onions.

This Shaman Lady. I hate her.

This guy will use the kid as a weapon, won't he?

Oh shut up, bitch!

At least the General seems to genuinely care about him.

OOOOOHHHHHH. Excellent.

And here comes our hero! Excellent intro.

The music reminds me of Naruto, which is a very high compliment.

Oh now another status conscious asshole is here.

Whumpers would be happy.

HOW is he supposed to get along with anyone? No one wants to be near him.

Do you blame him?

Onion ninjas are back.

This General is a good egg. I like.

Camera work is stellar.

Damnit! A leaf falls before it is supposed to? It's Hwal's fault.

These folks aren't pulling ANY punches.

Is it me or does Hwal look like Helan Zhen?

WHO THE HECK KEEPS CHOPPING ONIONS?

What does that mean?

Very interesting.

They haven't changed, have they?

There she is. Still spouting hate.

THE MUSIC! THE MUSIC!

I have a feeling a BIG twist is coming.

Oh poor child! (Onion chopping resumes).

This scene reminds me of Tumbbad. (What wonderful throwbacks!)

Whaaa???

It's the shaman woman, I bet!

GOOD GOOD. PROPERLY CREEPY.

He's too late! NOOOOOO.

Oh!

OMG MY HEART IS GOING TO LEAP OUT OF MY CHEST.

HOLY SHEEET. THE BACKSTORY COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE HORRIBLE.

That's it. I lost it. I am proper sobbing now. I am writing this through tears.

They're twisting that knife deeper and deeper.

Why would she be using a sword?

Transferring the curse or something?

What???

HOLY COW!!

#bulgasal

[disquietedpalefish]

This is the best comment I could hope to find on a sad song.

#invisible ninjas cutting onions everywhere #funny #lol #sad songs #ninjas #ramble babble fafafa #whar-whar-whar

[taski-guru]

We're not crying, you are crying it's just invisible lost boys ninja cutting onions.

I recently received a gift in the form of a book that I have wanted for a long time and that is not so easy to get. More about this here.

The rest is in that mini clumsy comic.

#traditional art #sketch #comic #unicorn #deer #anthro #qilin #kirin #book #caribou #second part of the gift i guess #I wanted to draw hands like they would be in Zootopia and you know... however the ungulates were probably unlucky #especially horses zebras donkeys etc. #I am usually not this emotional #I am probably the worst person whose reaction you would like to see cuz my face usually shows nothing I am sorry #I am only get this emotional around them #we are two big dumbs when we are together that's the fact heh #ok ok just have this clumsy mini comic from me #enjoy baby

[lovetimdrake]

The Batfam as things my family, friends or classmates have said

Dick: What's your favourtie type of sound?

Damian: The sound of swords meeting human skin

-

Someone: God you're so lucky to be gay!

Tim: It isn't luck...

Someone: Oh shit sorry I didn't mean to-

Tim, striking a pose with sunglasses on: It's a legacy

-

*Damian teaching Dick how to draw properly*

Damian:... Then you just have to let your hand and pen do the work and copy the image in your head onto paper

Dick: It's not that simple!

Damian: It is, you just don't have enough intelligence to do it

-

*Moans coming from Dick's room*

Tim: Oh my god

Tim: I can't recognize the voice

Tim: What do I do

*Tim accidentally opening the door to reveal Dick eating cereal*

Dick: Um

Tim: I'll uh

Tim: I'll leave you two to it

-

*Dick and Tim looking through a male model magazine*

Dick: Damn that one's fiiiiine

Tim: Oh yeah he is

Tim: But fortunately I only have eyes for Jason and he is waay more handsome so-

Dick, who has enough already: You have been talking about your boyfriend 24/7 if you don't stop I'm gonna shove him up your ass

Tim: Jasonjasonjasonjason pls shove him up my ass

-

Tim: I'M HELLA GAY

Everyone:

Tim: Oh wait you already knew that

-

Jason, pointing into the sky: Fuck Damian look a dead cat is flying in the sky!

Damian: *accidentally looks*

Jason: Haha, made you looook!

Damian, taking out his swords: You dare to make fun of cats and me-

-

Jason, watching Gay Drama and crying: FUCK KEVIN NO WHY ARE YOU LEAVING HIM NO-

Tim: *enters*

Jason:

Tim:

*An hour later*

Tim and Jason watching Gay drama and crying together now: FUCK NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS YOU BELONG TOGETHER WHY-

Damian, entering:

Jason and Tim laughing nervously: Heey Damian you'll never believe how invisible ninjas broke in and are cutting onions right now-

Damian, closing the door slowly: Disgraces... Only disgraces in this manor...

#timothy jackson drake #timjay #tim drake #jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood #redhood #red robin #dick grayson #richard john grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #former robin #batman #batfam headcanons #batfan #batfamily #batfam #jaytim

[noxvlunar]

I just watched Little Women and um

Invisible ninjas were cutting onions throughout the whole movie

#little women #greta gerwig #saorsie ronan #florence pugh #timothée chamalet

[tsuyokuma]

shikkotsunin replied to this: x

goddamn invisible ninjas cutting onions again ;;

[ i can’t believe i just hurt my own feeli n g s im suing myself-- ]

#𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒖𝒎 𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒂𝒈𝒆. | ooc. #shikkotsunin #[ that was rOU GHH ] #[ I TRULY WANTED FUN MOMMY MAYU TIME ] #[ but widow!mayu was calling my name ]

[askdespairnagito]

Is there an invisible ninja cutting onions? because I want to cry

“Well, we’re not exactly dry-eyed either. It’s been years since we’ve talked like this.”

nagito shifts himself off of hajime’s shoulder and rests his head in his lap, closing his eyes again. Hajime strokes his face gently.

“Do you remember your garden at all?”

“i had a garden? oh, r-right you mentioned it when you talked about the box.”

“You loved that thing. You had such an amazing green thumb.”

nagito laughs. “i just kill everything now.”

A smile grows on Hajime’s face. “You’ll learn again. You’ve got time.”

revival? 30/40

#injury tw #gore tw #revival #anonymous #answered