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just-french-me-up · 1 year
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I'm sorry, cringe culture can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause it's dead!
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coffeewithacold · 6 days
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Time to meet the guest
tw: (maybe) creepy content?..
You working your night shift in the anticafe. Nothing unusial, right? You are working here almost six month and think that you've already seen everything. Some dramas with questionable lovelines, creepy high guys who never take no as an answer, just some strange persons... You're getting used to it, not even scared when fire alarm screaming about some smoke.
But this time... Something is not right here, you know it. But no matter how many times you're trying to find the reason, it's just you in the empty hall.
Is it just your paranoia? Or maybe it's you and your worring about making your work fine?
I't about 4 am and you think you've already done everything you can. Your cleaning list is done for three times, tables are cleaned for a year fovard, but something is still wrong. You looking at curtains and you understand - you still need to wipe the window sills! Of course! You're happyly sigs ang going to make your rag wet again. Now everything should be okey...
Cafe's dishwasher notifies about the end of the cycle, making you freeze for a second. You know that you should take dishes away later, but right now not that making you worried. You feeling goosebumps on your skin when you slowly lookin up at the man just behind the window. He smiling at you, saying somethind. You cannot hear that, window is closed, but you don't want to anyway. Was he... no he WAS the one, whose eyes you felt on yourself.
As slow you were looking up at him, he stands up and going away. You want to think that he won't come back, but you know that's not true. The doorphone requires an answer.
It's time to meet the guest.
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november-golf · 5 months
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@luceat continued
Even for Manchester it's a beautiful night. Clear, with a density to the air. You can see the stars even in the city.
Not that Jibreel looks up. He, the angel, walks in step with the saint, set on looking where the saint looks.
Midnight Café. It's actually a kebab house, patrons, drunk, singing Sweet Caroline. There is another blonde, a potwash in the back, you can see them ending a phone call through the porthole. Dressed to match Jibreel, not in color but in style: the language that spells out whether or not one belongs.
Among the many things still in purgatorial stasis as chaos wracks the world is the building of an official embassy for the forces of heaven. Jibreel was it - this was it - the whispers and the response.
They find a clean surface and a sense of solitude. They sit, the condiment tray between them like a line in the sand...it becomes clear that this is going to be one of those transitions marked by a nebulous lack of ceremony.
His smile is fond, steady. "How's life?"
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Spent three hours in the office today and I kind of want to die. We weren't meant to live like this.
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praetorqueenreyna · 1 year
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i am so resigned to the fandom constantly hating on the Foggy Swamp that my immediate response to seeing it picked as a would go place was to feel intense relief and think to myself 'OH THANK GOD SOMEONE WITH TASTE'
GOD RIGHT people really love to hate on the Foggy Swamp! I don't get it, that place ROCKS!!!
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
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The math just adds up!
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gerardpilled · 3 months
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soooo much of the modern conception of gender is based around products and consumerism that people can’t even identify actual misogyny anymore. People reply to posts “It’s sexist to hate on something so many women enjoy” and that something would be a Stanley cup
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redsray · 2 months
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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ruporas · 28 days
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dragon meat, you, and me
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d-does-art · 2 months
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*Swaps your captains*
I re-drew this a little better.
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stargirl230 · 3 months
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thanks for the light
I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
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iamanartichoke · 9 months
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -
I am fine with "the audience" -
downloading my fics
printing my fics
copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics
sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3
making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss
doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc
I am not fine with "the audience"
doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity
feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever
Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.
Enjoy the fandom things.
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artsekey · 10 months
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Thinking about the time I lost a game of Overwatch and I was so mad about it that I genuinely considered getting into shit with the other team in chat and then realized that it was a colossal waste of my living breathing Human Time and uninstalled Overwatch instead because it was only making me angry.
And then thought about the OTHER time when I was on TikTok and realized I was Not Enjoying Myself and was, in fact, seeing so many sad videos and fake influencer ads that I felt Truly Despondent and then just…Deleted it.
Imo I want my social media /general media experience to be a pleasant break from real world and I get to decide what I get to cull to make that a reality for myself. I highly reccomended it! Life has improved considerably!
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bunamine · 5 months
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ronanlynchbf · 8 months
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tshirt that says NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY
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stil-lindigo · 5 months
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You are not childish for wishing the world was better than it is. We were owed that by the people who knew better before us, just like we too will owe the people who’ll come after us. But defeatism does nothing. It puts nothing on the plate you’ll hand to your child, your friend, your lover. You may never live to see the world become as good as it should, but that should never stop you from trying to improve it anyway.
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