#its actually a nice? pairing

[dyinggirldied]

Looking at the comment from my poll of Bunnymund vs Death and suddenly, I have a new sort of crack-ish rare crossover pairing!

An exact from Bunnymund’s wiki: “According to the Rise of the Guardians App, Bunnymund protects spring and ensures the cycle of life, which is all symbolized through eggs”

Also, love it that both actually come from Dreamworks

#its actually a nice? pairing #when you consider that death is death and bunnymund as guardian of hope and rebirth #dont know what name to call this ship #will think later #e aster bunnymund #bunnymund #rise of the guardians #rotg #death puss in boots #death wolf pib #wolf puss in boots #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #crossover pairing #rarepair #rare pairing #crack pairing #dreamworks

[catmask]

the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

#normally i find the way m/f pairings are written to be really frustrating #not because its like 'i hate straight people' or whatever i literally just want them to actually like each other and communicate #or have an interesting enough dynamic i can stay invested #also i am bisexual and m/f pairings can be nice. but liek they actually have to Be Nice and like eachother or be funny at the very least #txt #scratchpost

[demonicfarmer69]

milk found a similar friend!

#jiang cheng #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #lan wanyin #sect swap au #i had to do it #he matches his gege lxc #lxc deserves cinnammo but its whatever #everyone elses looked nice but yk who is so out of place fr? lsz #like really? lsz and mymelo? kuromi and jc makes 110% sense but srsly? what kind of random pairing is that #id prefer it if jyl got mymelo and lsz got milk #then the pairing of kuromi & mymelo and jc & jyl would actually make sense #but anyways #milk is free real estate #hes lwy's now #canon jc

[hazel2468]

I'm feeling salty so I'm just gonna say-

If you can't handle the idea of feeding live prey to something.

Do not get a pet. That requires you. To feed it live fucking prey. There are SO MANY OTHER OPTIONS!

Also don't be that fucking weirdo who goes on other people's socials and bitches about how it's "inhumane" or "gross". They'd be doing it out in the wild. It's a little something called nature. And no, you cannot find an "alternative" for your mantis.

It's a MANTIS. It is like. One of the most famous predatory insects. It is infamous for eating its prey alive.

If you're going to be a little baby about feeding live prey. Then get a pet that doesn't need that. And shut the fuck up.

#its just annoying as fuck like #if you don't like the idea of predation in animals then like... don't get a predator #i've been in the hobby for all of a month but this shit is everywhere #and its not new! #i used to own a pair of lizards when I was in high school and I was seeing this shit back then too #because I would give them crickets once a month as a treat instead of their usual veggies #and people are so WEIRD about animals eating other animals like #wtf is wrong with people? #it's a CRICKET calm down #like sure all life is sacred yadda yadda but fucking #all life being sacred doesn't mean that death never happens #because if my mantis doesn't eat he dies #if my spider doesn't eat she dies #it's called nature you chucklefucks #Reaper Man and Bracken would both be eating bugs if they were out in the wild #Bracken is actually a species native to my general area so like #there are spoods out there RIGHT NOW eating bugs #she just gets to have a cushy life with no predators and carefully controlled humidity and big fat flies on the regular #and a cute little hide #same for Reaper Man he gets a nice cushy home and all the food he could need #and people are really out here bitching about how its cruel fuck the fuck off #if you come into the bug keeping world and whine about this I just think you're a moron

[puppyeared]

28 for the ask game !!!!! ^_^

28: do you collect anything?

send me a number!! 💌

#also very fun conversation starters!!! i like to think it helps people get to know me a little #my favorite pairs rn are my spirited away soot sprite socks and my i need to pee socks #the soot sprite socks are knitted and the material is nice and breathable. and it has a cable knit along the middle its rly cute ^_^ #the i need to pee socks is like this guy on a horse and hes holding a flag that says 'i need to pee.' and at the foot it says 'again' #that one is actually one out of three blue q socks which are probably my favorite brand cause theyre so silly and good quality #the other ones say pro wrestling!! why? because!! and these wrestlers beating each other up. on the sole it has a guy #saying somebody bring me a folding chair!! and the third one says 'i am going to get shit done' and on the sole it says 'later' #id love to get more blue q socks but theyre a little hard to find around here besides ordering online #i wear different funny socks every day of the week and its fun to see peoples look of delight when i show them #ask #ask game #answered #doodles #yapping

[autisticlee]

it kind of sucks when all your friends and family, everyone you know, are all pairing off and getting married and havinf families, except you. you're the only one that doesn't have a partner and probably can/will never get one. especially if one around you has time for you anymore, they never reach out, never get back to you, because they're only focused on their partners and families. you're stuck alone and drift away from everyone through no fault of your own. you have no hope of finding your own partner or no motivation to look for one for whatever reason. the lack of connections while seeing everyone around you having their own can get overwhelmingly lonely at times....

#autism #autistic #asexual #aromantic #these are probably the two factors that put me in this position #im undateable because im too autistic to form any connections with people and cant even make or keep friends around for long #so how would i ever try to date anyone???? #and also asexual which makes it harder. and aromantic (not sure what kind if its like demi and i just need to meet “the one” #and form a connection first to actually have any feelimgs for anyone or not sure if I simply cannot experience romantic attraction #either way its a lonely existence in a world where 99% of people pair off or obsessed with trying to partner up #and theres less value/time/effort put on friendships #ON TOP OF being autistic and forming any connections at ALL is an extremely difficult task that seems to always fail on me! #lee rants #lee rambles #im actually visiting a friend and her gf (who is also friend but we are less close) so i know not everyone partners and shuns friends #but they live in another country and i cant visit all the time so it doesnt help this lonely shit feeling all the time D: to have ~1 friend #would be nice to have all the close benefits and of a dating partnership without the physical stuff and pressure of “dating” #if thar makes sense. best friends but life patners. the person is obligated to help me and bw there for me at all times #someone who chooses me first instead of others. someone that doesnt make me their last choice all the time #their very comfortable to be around and we relate and get along perfectly and make up for each others weaknesses #my favorite person and im their favorite person #they usually always say yes to me and include me and im their first choice for eveything #they respect my needs and boundaries and work with me if we have a misunderstanding or disagreement. #its so hard to find people like this. someone who matches me well enough to fit all these picky things i want #someone who would like me enough to be like this. someone im comfortable with and like who fits the energy i want #even if someone liked ME enough and was these thjngs if they arent comfortable or match my energy then i dont want them #im not desperate enough to take Anyone ans im extremely picky about it #being aroace makes any kind of datimg very hard because theres ~less fish in the sea~ #but being autistic makes it EVEN HARDER becuase i cant even make and keep FRIENDS so how would i have a /partner/ ????? #sighs. i think im meant to live a lonely life and need to learn to accept it

[littlefoxwithbighat]

Gosh Grian IS sweatin this episode man

#grian #secret life #secret life spoilers #trafficblr #life series #life smp #actually quite nice to see Grian focused and determined yk #like chaos Grian is wonderful we all agree but this episode is tense and level (well the build up anyway) and I love it #the suspense is good and bc Grian is invested youre invested #shenanigans are all good this was like a proper heist its great #also etho and grian are such a great pairing i hope we see more of them

[xeneric-shrooms]

I don't know what to call this but *hands you a weird fucked up rock*

#i made the outfit last night and couldn't get over the blank back leg #but you can't put skins on mannequins so i created a scry for it #the primary colour/gene was just strictly for the tail but the face actually looks pretty nice too paired with everything #i added the auras and starwood after everything those are new dont worry about it #it looked a little too not-crowded i need it to be MESSY #kinda tempted to make them #but that skin would be EXPENSIVE since its from 2015 starfall and the raven dress. thats more of my hell. goddamn swipp items #and i'll need to get TWO of the dresses since one of my dragons also needs it #theres two dresses doubled up btw‚ raven and scarlet #starsilk is also doubled up with nebula and bloodsong #yep i just checked AH‚ raven dress is more expensive than the skin #they actually look kinda cute with just the accent too... #flight rising #scrying workshop #fr dressing room #xen.speaks.fr

[guinevereslancelot]

i actually love the comeback of bucket hats and mom jeans and big glasses and fanny packs and clunky shoes personally. i was born to dress like a dorky tourist from the 90s

#ever since middle school i have tried to follow trends and felt fundamentally like i qas doing it wrong and it didn't work when i did it #i couldn't pull it off it was forced and dumb even when i dressed and did my hair exactly like everyone else #so i gave up on being trendy bc it was never fun and didn't work #but i was so excited when mom jeans came back bc they're actually comfy then i saw cool fashionable people w fanny packs and i was like :0 #no way!! #then i found a cute floral bucket hat at goodwill and i was like hm why not and it actually rocks ngl #i finally got a new pair of glasses bc of headaches and i went ahead and got some big af 90s looking ones and they actually look good on me? #i know im lowkey dressing like a high schooler now but im finally having fun with my clothes and enjoying the way i look #also i got a haircut and its a bit retro and fun and finally my hair isnt in my face bc i tried bangs and i actually look nice for once #also the great thing abt the dorky 90s tourist style is its really practical and easy #like im comfortable and i have storage and my hair looks good no matter what with zero maintenance #i still dont wear makeup ever tho lol #but im glad there's finally a way to be fun and fashionable for lazy dorky people lol #i know some people complain abt the bucket hats and fanny packs and stuff but idc im having fun finally #this has been a shitpost

[martyrbat]

the homoeroticism of sharing a cigarette while overlooking a city you both want to save and are willing to sacrifice everything to do so while desperately clinging to the hope you both can somehow still live to see another sunrise.

#shoutout to batgordon gotta be one of my favourite pairs that makes my mutuals annoyed <33 #its about having that boundary and barrier that literal mask staring you in the face every single time you talk — the painful reminder you #will never know the man underneath it entirely! yet still that trust to uphold his secret identity! to not peek or rip it off! to not turn #around when he uncowls himself behind you in a theatrical show of HIS trust! its about not opening your eyes while bandaging his injuries #and as your fingers graze the skin that you dont allow yourself to see! its about seeing this mask and accepting it as part of the man and #something he must do and have! its about finding the other person that actually cares about this city as much as you do! #everyone around you is telling you its hopeless yet you remain that hope! you remain dedicated to it and your sisyphus labour because #theres such a small possibility that one day things WILL get better and that's enough to keep you going! its about finding the other person #that has sacrificed and sabotaged their own happiness and life for this city! #its about the smoke burning in your lungs and the cold air you two will always share — if youre lucky. #its about having a consensual workplace relationship that neither of you will acknowledge! #and why should you! theree no point! its never going to happen; gotham and your family is always going to the priority for both of you #but god the stars are beautiful tonight and its so nice to have a friend that actually understands why youre bleeding for this city #its also about sad old men sex & bittersweet heartache memories shared of watching this hungry city shift and change as your blood feeds it

[unityrain24]

btw i fucking hate complimentary colours.* no it is not ""science"" or ""colour psychology"" that they compliment and look good together, it is not a """fact"""! No!! They Look Horrific Together Actually! Like they are actually anti-complimentary, like the worst possible colours you could put together!! "complementary colours" my ass they should be called "warning never pair together colours"!!!

#*i should elaborate as to not get infamous Tumblrsplainers. #red and green actually look ok together but are sort of overused #and the specific shades they present on the colour wheel、the most legitimate form of the compliments、aren't the greatest pairing of the two #but still ok #but ORANGE AND BLUE?? #YELLOW AND VIOLET ??!?!?!?!! #HO O R R I F F I C #ESPECIALLY the “trye purest actual form” of the compliments they show on the colour wheel #that dark computer dead screen blue with the bright neon orange? actually an eyeore #the bright solid yellow with the deep rich cool-toned violet??! i actually want to throw up #you can make orange and blue look good together!! but you got to tweak both of them to the point that they aren't EXACT opposites anymore #like a darkish rust-orange the colour of canyon rocks and a deep teal the colour of a river? that's good. but aren't EXACT compliments anym #a pastel lavender and pale butter-yellow? that can look cute. but not exact compliments #and there are some exact compliments (in the sense that they are exact compliments) that DO look good together #but they aren't primary or secondary colours they are just some random number colour on the wheel #but you can't do that for art classes #like hex 11AAEF and hex FE5102 look nice #it's sort of like nintendo switch colours #but even though its some variation of blue and orange and they are just both slightly “too the left” or whatever #your mind rounds them to “blue and red” #which are not complimentary #so any art teacher wouldn't allow it #grejaknwkswneodjfor #unityrain.txt #art #color theory

[puppyeared]

man ok so you know the spiciness scale on menus that show you how spicy a dish is so you can order based on your tolerance. can we have that for sauces too please

#im being serious btw. the sauce to rice ratio is very important and sacred to me #whenever i eat at home i get to choose how much sauce i can have with my rice because i dont like absolutely dousing it but i still wanna b #able to taste it yanno. i dont do well with slippery/saucy foods and ive given up trying to understand it. it might be a sensory thing #i am so sorry to admit this on the soup website but i cant handle thick/chunky sauces or curry. forgive me #the worst part is that i actually can handle and even enjoy some like caldereta and congee. but its so hard to tell people ill eat this but #not that.. its embarassing because it feels like im making exceptions. which i am!! because its preference!! but alas #but anyway with the sauce scale. i was thinking it would be nice to include a scale for how much sauce you want with a dish #rather than just skirting away from a food because you feel like you cant handle the texture or feel unsure about it #sauce could be adjustable without completely changing the recipe so it would be more like a matter of quantity or serving size #also i feel like i can make cool names for the scale. like “light drizzle” to “sauceageddon” #im asian so when i eat sauce i pair it with rice and it works because the rice kind of cancels out or makes the sauce more tolerable for me #with caldereta i make it an even 50/50 because i can taste it in the rice without the texture getting in the way #but with pasta and sauce its normally 1/3 sauce because the pasta normally isnt enough to cancel it out #i also grew up with relatives making fun of my eating habits and i really really hate eating at restaurants and gatherings because of it #maybe its because they want to make sure im eating right but!! you dont have to call me out for my 1/3 portion of spaghetti sauce!! damn!!! #anyway im not sure if anyone feels the same abt this and maybe its just me. but it would be really nice to have this a normal thing #without judging ppl for their eating habits and preferences. on god #yapping #food ment #EDIT: ASKING FOR SAUCE ON THE SIDE. MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED. I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS A THING

[cliveguy]

realising halfway through an essay that the reason im having so much trouble is because the book im analysing has no cohesive thoughts...

#its our wives under the sea by julia armfield which i enjoyed and reccomend but it has that same level of substance as a lot of #'tumblr poetry' where nothing actually means anything and a lot of the symbolism is there as an excuse for nice prose #and that's like. fine. i just wish it hadnt been set for an essay. #my fault for choosing it ig i just thought itd pair nicely with another one of the books. #um.txt

[perenlop]

been watching moonkitti vids and im like. i do appreciate her presence in the fandom if only bc she actually provides passages behind her own opinions and takes on the series, plus her being more nuanced than others, but on the other hand i feel like she gives the writers a bit too much credit

#like with her spottedleaf vid. i get it i get what shes getting at. and in a better world she’d have a point #but in what i covered in my tpb reread and what lex has told me. yeah ur definitely meant to see their contact as being romantic #and in a nice world him having an unreciprocated crush would be kinda neat but lbr the girls have zero agency. spotted has no agency #spottedleafs feelings dont matter. the narrative does not care about that. shes a lost lenore plot device #and thats depressing to say but its very likely that youre intended to see her feelings as romantic #if there was she’d probably have actually said something. like him getting w sandstorm was the perfect time to go #‘’oh your crush is just kinda silly you are a baby to me’’ #and even if it is a retcon that doesnt excuse the pairing being creepy as hell #echoed voice #similarly she said ‘’crowfeathers trial canonized him being a bad dad even tho he wasnt in power of three’’ girl what #he. hit him…. breeze is outright said to be hated and outcast in windclan…… the protags say their relationship is bad #basically like. shes fine but i dont like how the fandom takes her word as gospel

[milkweedman]

Just finished 2 skeins of sleeve yarn and once again marveling at how little yardage im fitting on a bobbin with this stuff--each skein was 60 yards (55 meters). And each skein was a totally full bobbin of plied yarn (and my singles each took up a bobbin). Part of it is that its very airy (and bulky weight, obviously), and the other part is that my take up is not very high so its not compacting down as it goes on, but even so, it feels like a lot of yarn when i was holding it ! And the spinning and plying was only maybe 2 hours ! Bulky yarn is crazy

#so nice though #the carding takes a day or two so im never spinning back to back days which is actually kind of nice #and then i can get the spinning and plying done in one day as long as i keep the tension low (less stress on my joints that way) #and break it into a few sessions #ideally id also be using up the yarn as fast as i was making it but im spending most of my knitting time on that scarf #i moved the sweater panel to straights because i thought i would hurt my hands less #which it isnt but i feel like the reason for that is more to do with how unbalanced it feels and how i can never get the stitches #to sit at the balance point on the needles so theyre not trying to fall out of my hands #which i think is user error really #also thought i was getting lever knitting straights (i.e. the very very long ones) but i dont think i did in retrospect #theyre too short to press the left one into my hip while sitting unless i slouch a ton which i dont remember it being the last time #i tried lever knitting. so maybe i might have better luck if i actually got a pair of those #anyway its going fast when i can knit. and its Very soft and so satisfying to knit #excited to get to the front panel so i can do a design #not sure what though #ooh a beet would be really cool #dont know if i could render it in brown though... id like if it could be all hand dyed and ive never gotten a red #on the other hand could do my best to dye some yarn with beets and then it could be more symbolic of red than actually red lol #spinning #bulky sweater spin

[girl-bateman]

Apparently both my parents had already heard on the news abt the science project I might be a part of in my final psych semester. Feeling very cool and important and validated

#the people/lab who did the study is the same one ill be working with :) #and the guy who is head of the department will be my handler ! #i wasent super stoked abt the baby thing at first bc babies are not terribly interesting to me #but now i actually feel super excited bc there are so many things to research abt #and its kinda cool to work so closely with subjects rather than just doing an online questionnaire or something #also ! i ended up gutting paired with like the only other working class gay person at my uni #its not like id mind doing the project with a straight girl who spent her youth horse riding and ice skating #but its just a nice bonus for me to work with someone who feels a little more relatable ! :) #doesent make me feel as much as the odd one out :)! plus i already know him from our group project so i know we'll get along great #shoutout! <3 #personal