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talkbycolor · 5 months

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john doe game headcanons . . . ↷

A/N; i'm actually really sensitive about john doe JHSAJHSAJAS

Pairing; "John Doe" x GN!Reader

CW; Just doe being the weirdo we love / PISSPISSPISS / implied cannibalism? not so much tho / ew stinky gay / sex with a hairball

john doe as a partner.

His love for you is pure, but the lack of understanding in humans makes it complicated, he doesn't know how to express it in a "correct" way.

He has little interest in humans but all his interest in You, do you want to learn to play an instrument? Doe too, he would learn to use a phone to call you although it would be useless since in the end he would follow you to work, he can't stand having you away for even a second!

He tried to eat you (unfortunately not in a sexual way), he wanted to bite, pull your teeth, and tear them out of your cheeks to eat them, you had to use a lot of patience to explain to him that this was painful and you could die

He likes your fluids, your sweat smells so good, it tastes great, your tears, he knows that tears mean something is wrong but he can't help but want to lick them, at least he's like a puppy in that way and that will make you laugh, Doe wants to help! your urine, he will drink it all without a problem, if you are both having a loving session in bed and you want to go to the bathroom, forget it, he will open your legs and help empty your bladder, he loved being your personal toilet, your blood is the sweetest of his paradise, be careful with accidental cuts or his mouth will stick like a leech to your wound

Ideas for romantic activities will probably come from television, be careful what he watches

At this point, Doe lives by and for you, he will adapt to your lifestyle and tastes, although he cannot understand most of them, the idea of "breaking up" does not exist in his head, you can walk away, even stop talking to him and he will continue behind you

But he has feelings, why don't you talk to him anymore? Did he do something wrong? He no longer leaves rats in the kitchen, he no longer tries to make You dinners with raw meat, is that the way he looks? Tell him your standards! Doe will change everything for you, even reality

He can definitely purr, he's more like an old, ugly, stray cat that will rest on your lap, but he's YOUR, old, ugly, stray cat.

He doesn't know how to give compliments, it's more like observations or comments about how you make him feel "You're wearing a big hat!" "A red dress!", "I'm so happy to see you!" but it's adorable that he reminds you that you are his whole life…somehow

It's like having a child at home, in the strangest way possible, he will try to make horrible crafts for you and help with housework without much success.

If you demand sex, Doe would probably do his best to make a nice cock, just for you, or a pussy depending on what you like, he will be submissive but if you ask him to take control he will try

And that will probably be the messiest and hardest sex you've ever had in your life, Doe always adores you like it's your last day on earth so in a sexual sphere it would be ten times worse

If you put on a movie at night, he will fall asleep halfway through, no exceptions, the sound of the television and your smell will be enough

Doe would definitely kill for you, he doesn't understand jokes so please don't say "Ugh I hate that guy, I hope he's dead" because yes, the guy will be dead.

In case You doesn't like the smelly boy, Doe will try to take showers regularly, at least to not smell like something out of the sewer, the pain doesn't matter if it's about you

Loves physical contact and quality time

Surprisingly, Doe has a driver's license, he would be your personal chauffeur, you may think it's an adorable gesture but he just wants to be sure where you are at every hour of the day… and help, of course.

Aside from adoring you, Doe actually has his own tastes and hobbies, he HAS feelings! He has tried knitting since the technology is very confusing, he really is like an old man

He tries to have a good relationship with your friends and family, if you have a big family he will probably feel overwhelmed but that doesn't mean he will stop trying to show that he loves you and wants to be with you.

Your younger nephews love it, they think of Doe as a weird-looking uncle who lets them play with his hair

Doe shirt always has hearts when he looks at You.

♡

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threadsun · 6 months

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Any hcs for John Doe as a spouse? (Like for instance I totally feel like he'd just take You's last name no matter what their gender is, given that his isn't real and he's so so so in love with them.)

He absolutely does not understand marriage. At all. You have to explain it to him over and over, and he still doesn't really get it by the time your wedding comes around

That doesn't mean he's not enthusiastic, though! He'll use husband, wife, and spouse interchangeably to refer to you unless you tell him not to use one or more of them, and he'll all but stop calling you anything else

He's very proud to tell everyone you two meet that you're married! He shows off his ring and your ring and some other rings he's been collecting because he thinks the more rings you have, the more married you are

Speaking of, he'll give you so many rings. And repeat the wedding vows over and over. He wants to be as married to you as he possibly can be!

He's 100% convinced that married couples aren't legally allowed to be separated. It's his right as your spouse to spend every waking moment by your side!

You're going to be coming home to a lot more presents, also :3

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succubusmelt · 10 months

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Ok, since my birthday is coming up, (I’m turning 19 on the 20th! :D) can we have a fanfic about all the yanderes like Jack/Joseph, Peter Dunbar, Alan Orion, and John Doe planning a surprise birthday for them? Like the MC had forgotten that their birthday is coming up so the yanderes plan out a small little surprise like a date at anyplace. It could be at a park, home, movie, theme park, restaurant, ANYWHERE!

Thank you!! Here’s some tea for you 😌☕️

Tk for the tea! :) and happy birthday~

SUNNYDAY JACK!

That morning, you awoke and began your daily routine as usual. You wandered into the kitchen half asleep, unaware that today was in fact your birthday.

Jack, the cheerful phantom clown who only you could see, had been planning a surprise for weeks. As you entered the kitchen, Jack jumped out from behind the counter shouting "Happy birthday!" while throwing confetti.

You looked at him confused. "It's not my birthday Jack."

Jack laughed. "Silly goose, of course it is! I've had this date marked for months."

You checked your phone and saw to your surprise that it was indeed your birthday. You had completely forgotten.

"Huh, would you look at that. I totally forgot it was my birthday today," you chuckled.

Jack beamed. "Well then, good thing I didn't forget! I've made your favorite chocolate chip pancakes and have a special birthday cupcake waiting."

You smiled at Jack's thoughtfulness. "Aww Jack, you didn't have to do all this."

"Nonsense!" said Jack. "Your birthday is important, we must celebrate!"

You sat down at the small kitchen table as Jack served you a stack of fluffy pancakes and a cup of coffee.

Jack then brought over a lit candle stuck in a cupcake, singing the birthday song at the top of his lungs. You couldn't help but chuckle at Jack's enthusiastic yet slightly off-key singing.

You blew out the candle and made a wish. The two of you spent the morning chatting and laughing over breakfast.

You were grateful to have Jack to help make your birthday feel special in his own unique way.

"Thank you, Jack, you're the best person I could ask for today," you said sincerely.

Jack beamed. "Anything for you, sunshine!" he replied. "Now, how about some movies and maybe cuddle in the sofa?"

"Sounds perfect," you laughed.

JOHN DOE!

You awoke to the shrill beeping of your alarm, hitting snooze and rolling over with a groan. Just another day, or so you thought. Downstairs, John was already wide awake, a manic glint in his yellow eyes. Today was special - it was your birthday! And John wouldn't let you forget it, oh no. He had big plans to make this the best birthday ever, because the subject of birthdays has always seemed curious to him. So he probably spent a lot of time looking at them and analyzing them on TV.

This was going to be the perfect day! He giggled to himself as he troed to hung streamers and balloons all around the house. Into the kitchen next, whipping up a towering (burned) cake. He just loved, loved, loved crafts!

But something was missing…presents! John had searched far and wide for the perfect gifts, each one specially selected to make you smile. Something colorful and full of confetti, meaty and squishy covers most of the furniture in your house and seems to be something sticky. Anyone else would be grossed out, but you were used to it, and somehow it seemed… cute. Even Doe took it upon himself to put a bow on the slimy stuff.

Glancing at the clock, John realized you would be waking up soon. As he heard your footsteps coming down the stairs, he darkened the room and hid behind the sofa, barely able to contain his excitement.

"SURPRISE!" he shouted, leaping out with a flourish as you stepped into the living room. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! I planned a whole party just for you!" You were stunned, having co

mpletely forgotten it was even your birthday. Taking in the decorations, the gross slime in your houses that John had prepared, you were overwhelmed by the effort. "I made this cake myself, 3 whole layers of chocolatey goodness, your favorite!" John exclaimed, wheeling out the mammoth confection. His grin stretched impossibly wide as he waved his arms with flourish like a gameshow host revealing a prize. Before you could even process this surprise, he grabbed your hand and pulled you along. He bounced on his toes and spoke a mile a minute, barely pausing for breath in his exhilaration.

"I just love, love, LOVE birthdays! The presents, the games, the candy, the fun! But most of all I love YOU!" He threw his wiry arms around you in an enthusiastic hug before darting off again.

Despite the shock of it all, you couldn't help but smile at his childlike joy and excitement to celebrate your birthday. No one had ever gone to such lengths for you before. As the day went on, John made sure you were having the time of your life. He even popped out of the massive cake, sending frosting flying everywhere, but laughing all the while.

"This is the best birthday I've ever had!" he declared, licking buttercream off his fingers. You had to admit, it was pretty unforgettable. No one else would or could have done all this for you. Finally, the sugar crash was setting in. As the sun set outside, you and John snuggled up on the couch together, you nestled against his chest. He smiled down at you, his expression softening.

"Did you have a fun day?" he asked, twirling a lock of your hair idly around his slender finger. You nodded, still basking in the glow of the day's events. No matter what misadventures tomorrow might bring, you would always remember the time and love John put into this special day, just for you.

ALAN ORION!

You woke up like any other day, oblivious that this particular day marked another year of your life. As you went through your morning routine, there was no indication that today was special. No one called to wish you a happy birthday, no gifts waiting for you when you went downstairs. For you, it seemed like just another ordinary day.

But someone did remember. Hidden among the trees of the forest you often visited, Alan had been preparing. For weeks he had been planning something special, eager to celebrate your birthday in his own unique way.

The night before, under the cover of darkness, he had snuck into your home while you slept. Confirming the date in your calendar, he grinned in anticipation. You had no idea what he had in store for you. After watching you for a bit, he slipped back out and returned to the forest.

Today, Alan was up before the sun, too excited to sleep. He spent the early hours tidying up his little clearing in the woods, decorating it with wildflowers and vines. He prepared all your favorite foods, packing a basket with sweet treats to share. His gifts for you were handmade trinkets wrapped in simple brown paper and tied off with twine.

Alan could hardly wait for you to arrive. He paced around, checking and rechecking everything. He wanted it to be perfect for you. Finally deciding he was ready, he grabbed his axe and headed out to the woods to gather more firewood. He hoped to lead you back just at the right moment.

As Alan chopped wood, you began your walk through the forest trail. Breathing in the fresh air, you slowly wandered along, enjoying the peace of nature. You hadn't gotten far when Alan appeared, as if out of nowhere, right on the path in front of you.

"Well, hey there, doe-eyes! Fancy running into you!" He greeted you cheerfully. Taking your hand, he guided you off the trail towards his secluded clearing.

You gave him a puzzled look, uncertain why he was acting so excited today. But you followed along, trusting him completely.

Reaching the clearing, Alan led you into the little area. "I have a surprise for you…"

Stepping forward, you gasped in awe. The cozy space was filled with wildflowers, sweet aromas, and decorations just for you. In the center sat a small cake with lit candles. You turned to Alan in shock.

"Happy birthday!" He shouted, pulling you into a warm embrace. "I wanted to celebrate you today. Make this day special. Do you like it?"

You were utterly surprised, touched by the thoughtfulness of it all. You had completely forgotten your own birthday, but Alan had remembered. He knew this date was important to you and wanted to make you feel loved.

Taking your hand, he led you around the clearing, showing you all he had prepared. The food, the handmade gifts, every detail was just for you. No one had ever done anything so thoughtful.

As the sun began to set, you found yourself slow dancing with Alan in the candlelight. His arms wrapped protectively around you as he hummed a sweet melody. This woodland birthday party turned out to be the most memorable one yet thanks to your dear Alan.

PETER DUNBAR!

Today is your birthday, though it's far from your mind when your alarm jolts you awake this morning. You silenced it and started your usual morning routine - shower, breakfast, quick scroll through your phone. The date doesn't even register.

Meanwhile, Peter has been giddy with excitement for weeks leading up to this day. He knows everything about you, including your birthday, and wants to make it extraordinarily special.

You're just about to head out the door for work when you hear the doorbell ring. You open it to find a delivery man with a massive bouquet of roses in every color - red, pink, yellow, white. "Special delivery for your birthday!" he announces cheerfully. Birthday? Oh right, it's your birthday! You had completely forgotten. What a wonderful surprise, you think, as you take the flowers and find the card from Peter.

After stopping to put the roses in water, you rush off to work, not wanting to be late. When you arrive at your desk, you find a perfectly wrapped gift waiting for you. Opening it up reveals a set of expensive bath oils and lotions in your favorite scents - peach, mango, coconut. "A special treat for your special day! Enjoy! Love, Peter" the note attached says. These will be so lovely to use after a long day, you think, touched by his thoughtfulness.

Leaving work that evening, exhausted after a long day, you find one last surprise waiting for you. When you enter your apartment, the lights are off, which is odd. Suddenly, they flip on, and Peter jumps out from hiding shouting "Surprise!" The living room is decorated with balloons and streamers. Your dining table is spread with your favorite foods. In the center is an enormous bouquet of vibrant flowers.

Peter runs up and embraces you. "Happy birthday, darling! I wanted to make this day so special for you." You beam, tears pricking your eyes. You can't believe he put all of this together for you.

"I totally forgot it was even my birthday!" you say with a laugh. "This is incredible, Peter. Thank you so much for everything - the flowers, gifts... It's too much. I'm overwhelmed by your generosity and thoughtfulness."

Peter is thrilled to see you so delighted. "You deserve to feel loved and celebrated on your birthday. I'd do anything to see your beautiful smile," he says, gazing at you adoringly.

You give him a tender kiss, touched by how well he knows you and the immense effort he put into orchestrating thoughtful surprises to brighten your day. While Peter may go overboard with his intensity sometimes, today it comes from a place of pure love and devotion.

Despite your chaotic schedule, Peter made sure your birthday did not go uncelebrated. Thanks to him, you feel so special and cared for on this day. You blow out the candles on your cake together, share a delicious meal, and end the night dancing in the living room - the perfect birthday thanks to Peter's selfless attention to detail and desire to see you smile.

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mur4qw · 5 months

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NSFW HEADCANONS FOR JOHN DOE

!! If you're a minor please do not read this. 18+ ONLY !!

• well, this guy switch. he can be dominant, completely owning you, or he can be all submissive and begging only for you.

• most often he prefers to be a sub. he doesn't mind you fucking him at all. please make it rough. he will accept everything you give and more.

• he likes positions where he can see your face. Imagine what it’s like for him when you simultaneously choke him and ride him. I don’t even know how many times he will cum in this state...

• speaking of dick... he's a shapeshifter, so he likes to experiment...

• his pussy is wet and tight. he likes to rub it against your leg when he's on top of you.

• he also likes the feeling of being filled in both holes. please, he's so slutty when he's submissive.

• he'll love the idea of being recorded on video while you're having sex. the thought that you will and want to review this moment gives him a herd of goosebumps.

• humiliate him, praise him - he is greedy for it. tell him how much you love him and then call him your dirty slut.

• he has thing for spanking. spank him if he has done something wrong, although most likely it will not help and he will simply repeat his offense in order to be spanked again.

• he's not very good at dirty talk, but sometimes he says really slutty things that make your stomach turn.

• his tongue... it's very long. really long. he be eating your pussy like it's last thing in this world. the tongue is so long that its tip can reach the cervix.

• ohh, with his tongue he can do fucking things on your dick. he can pump it with his own tongue. and also he has no gag reflex, so just fuck his throat.

• he hates it when you think about watching porn or already turning it on. why do you need it when he is next to you? you can pour out all your innermost desires on him.

• pull his hair while you take him in doggy style. wrap them around your fist and pull them up - he go all desperate from this.

• oh, he's definitely not quiet. moans, sobs, pleas, screams and unconnected words - this will all happen during sex.

• he has nipples piercing. mhm. that's why he likes nipple play thing.

• pet play. put a collar on him and tell him that you're his master now. he's drooling, oops.

• well... let's move on to his dominant side. this doesn’t happen very often, but believe me, you will never forget these times.

• he's needy, whispering in a low voice in your ear how much he needs to be inside you. how much he need to feel your insides.

• he will make sure you are well prepared, he will never harm you, even if his dick is twitching and leaking pre-cum.

• he fucks harshly, trying to hit your sweet spot with every thrust so that he can enjoy your loud moans.

• he has THAT fucking stamina. he will fuck you everywhere: on the bed, on the sofa, against the wall, on the table. absolutely everywhere.

• during the process, he will bite your entire skin, leave hickeys, small scratches on your body - these are his traces. it shows that you are his.

• if you want him to fuck you, wear his jacket or shirt. trust me.

• by the way, he has no shame, so he can do truly vulgar and dirty things with the most innocent face possible.

• he is not against sex toys. but still, the thought that something other than him could be inside you bothers him a little. also, no toys will make him feel as good as your hands, tongue, mouth and cock/strap do.

he has no shame just like me, thanks for reading ~

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imtotallyokandnormal · 7 months

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I can’t imagine how confusing wanting to be hurt for sexual reasons would be for John after everything XD it would have to be very slow, but once he got the hang of it and after many reassurances, they would have a blast.

Ohhh my god ok ok listen I'll explain everything as I write it but...let's just say he will not like it at first-

Reader: gn reader (no genitals described)

Warnings: nsfw, masochism, John gets very worried but ends up very horny, John can be interpreted as dominant or submissive (I believe in Switch Doe Supremacy)

Image link: how are y'all? Tell me about your day

》☆John Doe x Masochist You!☆《

- Sex with John usually is pretty vanilla, because John doesn't know exactly how humans prefer sex and also because he's afraid of giving into his desires and hurting you in the process. So you could imagine they were extremely confused and surprised to say the least when they found out that's actually what you wanted!

- Whether you asked him to do something pretty kinky or even just something small like giving you a hickey, their reaction would be the same; completely stopping and just staring at you with the widest "what the fuck??" eyes possible.

- "...my dear- I thought humans didn't- like to be hurt-??? Why would you want me to hurt you???-"

- On their shirt (yes in this scenario the shirt stays on because I think it's funny) it's just a bunch of ???

- Even if you tried to explain it to them they'd still be extremely confused. I hope you don't mind the mood being ruined by him asking a bunch of questions because honestly he'd be too confused and worried to continue until they entirely understand.

- John would be trying to just process the fact that even after everything he's done to accidentally hurt and even kill you, you still want them to hurt you? But in a different way? Honestly they really wouldn't get it and would be apologizing for not being able to understand.

- You'd have to start out slow for him to get warmed up to it, like just gentle bites on the shoulder or something along those lines. John would tell you to tell him if it hurts too much, they still don't want it to go too far. Honestly they'd be really nervous about it, arms around your waist as he gently does as you ask.

- Your reactions are what get them to start liking it. If you moan or whimper, maybe move against them a bit, that's when their world opens up. Seeing you enjoy him giving in to his less than gentle nature, even if it's a little bit at a time...oh, it'd start to drive him wild.

- The more you beg him to keep going, the more you urge them on to do more things, to go harder, the quicker John starts to feel the adrenaline rush. You liked this- you liked their form of love, the form he tried taming to protect you. In this context, you even loved it. And you wanted more- oh, he'll fucking give you more.

- They'll start getting rough as you continue, maniacally giggling to themselves as they start to do everything they've been holding back to protect you. He'd get a little drunk on it honestly, seeing you enjoy it so much. It makes them want to see the full extent of your pleasure. They want to see you at your climax, begging or even demanding for him to please, please never stop.

- You'll be completely covered in marks by the time you both are through with each other. Of course John still exercised restraint, and if you asked them to stop they wouldn't even hesitate, but seeing the aftermath of his love decorating your skin, even if it's slight...good lord, it makes him absolutely smitten.

- Oh by the way John gives the fucking BEST aftercare this side of The Uncanny Valley, they are absolutely giving you everything you need. Snacks, a bath, anything you requested would be there in seconds flat. Anything to show you the love you want and need. But it really does make them happy seeing you enjoy a form of love he's more familiar with giving.

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thatonewatching · 11 months

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John Doe headcanons

⬆️ That fella up there

(Canon: Bisexual, Fluid-Nonbinary, 20-40, 'Regular Guy' is his species, always messy hair, hair can move on its own, pupils expand when excited, tongue is a cute heart shape, too many teeth, his teeth aren't dirty, just naturally yellow, scars aren't because he's 'sad', doesn't know how to wear his jacket right, 112 pounds, 4 fingers on each hand, three toes on each foot, 5'8, tongue is very long, naturally black nails, shirt changes every time you look at him, has eyelids and chooses when he blinks, body has a clay-like texture, he doesn't have any organs but can for them if he or you chooses, and he has a hard time closing his, mouth fully.) All of that is canon, and I'm referencing the canon ref sheet from the actual creator of the game. You can find it on the John Doe Wiki. <3

He can't seem to get the hang of technology. No matter how many times you explain what to press and click and download, he didn't seem to be interested. Not until he found out that he could contact you through it, that is.

He immediately tried to understand it after finding out he could talk to you while you were away, instead of following you to work. That's not going to stop anytime soon, though. He just can't handle you being away!

Purrs, kind of. Like if he's happy or something, or just feels positive in general. Curls up when he sleeps, always in the fetal position when he sleeps, as weird and uncomfortable as it may seem.

He likes animals but won't get any because he feelsit'll take some attention off of him, and we can't have that, can we? No. Prefers animals like rats and snakes because they fascinate him. Doesn't understand their 'workings' as he says.

Doesn't need to blink. He doesn't have the need to wet his eyes, considering that they're for show. Sleeping, as well. Doesn't feel the need to sleep, but he learned how, in his own way. It's not sleeping, exactly. It's more of a state of tranquility and peace. The first time you fell asleep, he thought you died, never having seen a being sleep. He understands now, though, so it's all right.

His hair is very weird. Sometimes it's soft, fluffy, and sometimes stiff and matted. He sheds a lot. It doesn't matter what he's done or is doing, his hair gets everywhere. He's not allowed near the food when you're cooking, because you don't want hair for dinner. He says it adds flavor, seeing it as a way to be closer to one another.

Likes piercings. He enjoys the thought of having needles go through his skin to add element to his body, but not vice versa. Refuses to think about you getting hurt, even if you assure him it's fine. Will not allow anyone, including yourself, to hurt you.

Likes fire. It makes his clay-like skin hardened, rather than how doughy it usually feels. Unlike fire, he hates water. Makes him all gooey and slimy, and he doesn't like that. Wants to feel solid-it's better for hugs.

Speaking of hugs, he is practically attached at the hip. Always has some part of him on you and vice versa. Whether it be holding hands, a finger through your belt loop, or just a hand in your back pocket, he's content. If physical touch isn't your thing, then he'll tell you how much he adores you. You don't like words of affirmation? No problem! He'll do anything you need him to! Feel bad for him doing so much? Spend some time together! Whether it be watching a movie, cuddling, cooking (even though he sheds and doesn't know how to cook in the slightest), or even just being around each other, doing your own things. Need your space? Don't have to tell him twice! He'll get you some gifts. You said you wanted something three years ago? Done. Any physical item or thing he can provide to you will be provided. Long story short, he'll do whatever you want.

Wears a lot of different types of clothes. Skirts, pants, crop tops, shorts, whatever. One thing he doesn't love is jeans. He'll wear them, but he prefers sweats or skirts. Can't deal with the feeling of scratchy clothes. Will literally chew them up and throw them away. Speaking of clothes, he steals yours. Especially if they're dirty or need to be washed. Wears them until you take them for the wash. Gets sad when you take them.

His voice cracks occasionally, and he gets so upset about it. Will take a deep 'breath', or the closest thing he does to breathing, and says the sentence again. He doesn't like when it happens and stops talking until you force him if it happens a lot that day.

The first time that you told him you loved him, he wanted to cry, even though he can't and doesn't fully understand why people do it in the first place. "Why are you crying?" he asked, squinting. "Because you're suffocating me!" you wheezed. "Oh."

He uses his one-eyed form at home, knowing you understand it's easier and more comfortable. He really doesn't understand how to read all that well, so you taught him. He got the hang of it quickly and likes to leave you notes and texts. He constantly has tabs on you. Whether it be him coming into your job to walk around and talk to you, or him being in his hair ball form and in your shoulder or bag or something. Always around you. Always watching. Always comes back. (I'm so sorry.)

Calls you things like my love, dear, my dearest, sweetheart, gorgeous, beautiful, and things like that. Loves, loves, loves when you call him pretty boy/girl. Practically melts in your arms. They also love when you call them sweet things and mumble sweet nothings in her ear while you're together, especially when you're cuddling. Adores it when you run your fingers through her hair, and a soft purring emanates from him.

It may or may not wrap around your hand when you try to pull away....

That's all for now, guys! I'll be making more of these if I think of them. Requests and asks are open, so feel free to do that! (I'm so bored.) Stay safe, hydrated, and happy! Love you all! <3

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redsm0kee · 4 months

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You know, John, Red is my last name. We are destined to be together 🤭🤭🤭

#john doe headcanons #john doe horror game #john doe visual novel #john doe game #john doe #yandere #yandere game

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doodleferp · 2 years

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So my favorite Doe thought I’ve had is that his darling can just scream his name or some term of endearment at the top of their lungs and exactly five seconds later Doe will appear out of a random spot in the room they’re in. Spaces range from closets to air vents, to drains, to even just materializing from the ceiling.

He will always announce his presence. Always.

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offical-ouroboros · 2 months

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Blurb of random John Doe + Heim Baile x You HCs

※ Intense watching as you do absolutely anything

※ Eating? Changing? Trying to leave for anything?

※ Watching you. Trying to cling to you.

※ Giving you little kisses everywhere

※ Going on shopping dates with him to get matching clothes

"You! Look at this one! What about this? Let's get this one!"

※ Feeling you up a bit in all the new clothes just to mark you with his 'scent'

※ Hates when you have to leave

※ If you'll let him, he'll follow you around (probably in hairball form)

※ Get a big purse so he can fit inside it like a little dog

"Why do you have to leave, You?!"

※ He'd whine while clinging to you

※ No matter the reason, he keeps trying to convince you to stay home. You'll just have to leave.

※ Getting him a phone is a great idea!

※ At first.

"102 Unread Messages. 20 Missed Calls."

"Doe I was gone for two minutes"

"Mies u" "Mis u" "Mis you" "I miss you"

※ He just love love loves you!

※ Really weird about intimacy

※ He doesn't really know much about dating (you're his first at everything for it)

"Can I hold your hand?" "Is this okay?"

※ He's really self conscious at times, so please be nice to him.

※ He's short. He's big. He likes junk food. And he's lazy. He prefers to stay at home. At least, keep his lure at... Him?

※ REALTORs are confusing.

※ Seeing as you're (probably) human, he asks you to go out and buy stuff for him

※ Won't be hard to convince him to come with you. You can go out to eat, have a fun date! It'd be cute!

※ Just him and his #1 Buyer <3

※ Likes to cuddle you

※ It's kinda weird sometimes, seeing as the house literally curls around you, but eh. Why not. It was the Uncanny Valley, after all.

#blurb #john doe #john doe game #john doe x you #john doe x reader #x you #x reader #house hunted #house hunted 2 #heim baile #heim baile x you #heim baile x reader #exophelia #headcanon

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39confetti · 1 year

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Uncanny Valley kissing Headcanon

John Doe :

-His kisses are ROUGH, Doe absolutely jumps on you just to press his lips against yours.

-Doe acts like every kiss might be the last one, so it’s always very passionate and wild.

-If it’s too much for you, that you want him to be gentle, he’ll try his best to be the sweetest man you’ve ever met.

-But in those cases, he’s shaking a bit, it’s not in his habits to be careful about being delicate. He doesn't want to hurt you.

-That’s why his bites are very occasional. He tried to bite your lips, he thought you'd like it but he went too hard and you ended up with a bloody mouth. He felt so bad that now, he’s scared of hurting you again.

-Does he have a favorite place to kiss ? Not really, he loooves Ě̷̝͍V̷̝̉̑ͅE̷̬͂R̶̫͑̕Y̵̬̎Ţ̵̝͒Ḫ̶̰͛I̷̜͎͛͊Ǹ̸̗̞G̵͕̗͐ in your body, all of your face, your hair, your chest, your tummy, your thighs, even more private parts like your butt.

-Doe absolutely adores your lips, and welcomes them anywhere on his body. But when you softly kiss him on his forehead… Boy think he is going to melt with joy, he always feels so peaceful when you kiss him there.

-If you kiss him, then he’ll kiss back, with an extra kiss. At this point, it’s almost a competition between you and him.

-He’s the one who gives you more kisses.

-Doe can receive kisses at any time, really he could spend his whole life doing nothing while feeling your lips against his skin.

-It’s pretty hard to break a kissing session with him. Because he w̶̐͝ͅó̴͖̓n̵͖̍̇’̷͔͋̚t̵̟̱̄̓ let you go. You ç̸̰̔͠ạ̵̽̈́ņ̵̃’̸̡͇̍t̴̳̂ escape his love and affection.

Maison Talo:

-He is NOTHING like Doe. His kisses are naturally sweet and delicate, and he absolutely loves kissing you all the time.

-That man really takes his time with it.

-He knows what he's doing. Maison loves the way your breath asks for more, and he’ll reply to your command with all of the passion he has.

-When you become wilder, he’ll probably follow your lead, careful to not provoke him too much or you might end up in a risky position…

-Maison is way stronger than you, so if your kisses start to be rough, he’ll try to remind you who’s the greatest at this game.

-He likes when you kiss him on the lips, it makes him hungry. But his soft points are his cheeks. When you press your lips here, he immediately blushes and tries his best to concentrate again on his gestures and behavior, yet he really needs some times to process the sweet action you made.

-Maison is passionate about your whole body, after all it looks tasty, but his favorite places to kiss you are your hands. He likes to act as a gentleman to you, and this is the way a gentleman kisses.

-Even though he likes your kissing session, he doesn’t always return the kiss, it’ll depend on how needy you are. Sometimes he softly pets your head, other times he’ll respond with a smile to it.

-He can receive your kiss anytime, except when he’s trying to sell his house. He gotta act a certain way with potential meal clients, you understand ? After all, isn’t he Maison Talo #1 Realtor in all of the Uncanny Valley ?

-Yes, Maison loves your kiss, but he is almost always the one breaking them, and for a stupid reason. He absolutely wants you to visit that house. But WHY, you already told him you weren’t going to see it ! Right..?

#john doe game #john doe horror game #john doe visual novel #john doe #maison talo #house hunted #house hunted game #john doe headcanon #Maison Talo headcanon

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hey-its-cweepy · 2 years

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John Doe headcanons because they never manifest on my feed:

(You're more than open to disagree/add your own!)

•The type to watch the clothes wash if the washer has a window door

•"I did this for you, love!" It was the ugliest drawing you've ever seen in your life but you still appreciate it

•He likes to be the little spoon (but doesn't mind being big spoon)

•"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH (You/MC/Y/N)?!"

"... I took off my makeup"

"... Oh..."

•He's so silly and goofy I love him <3

•Would definitely think a shrimp fried this rice

•Someone is probably losing it trying to clean his messy ass room, screaming, crying, sobbing as more trash spawns and he's just "omg no you didn't you're so sweet <3"

•"Why are you hugging me?"

"... Because you look like you needed it"

"But Im not sad"

"I know"

•Does that thing where you walk into the room and just poof- forget what you originally came for more often than you think

•I dont care how many bite marks and scratches I get I am GOING to bathe him with little rubber duckies and he is going to like it even if he looks like a wet pomeranian by the end of it

•Can someone tell me why I only see him with ponytails/loose hair and never smth like pigtails or braids? Please I need to know-

•You cut his hair and the scissors break

#john doe #john doe game #john doe visual novel #john doe headcanons #john doe horror game #john doe x reader #john doe x you

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threadsun · 11 months

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Anonymous Asks: "omggg, while I may not be the anon who asked for the rut/heat thing with doe, imagine after his rut reader does get pregnant😤"

Content: pregnancy kink, lactation kink, breeding kink, gender neutral pregnant reader, scent kink, various bodily fluids kink

Doe never really understood human pregnancy before you got knocked up. He's absolutely fascinated by it though

Seriously, he wants to learn everything he can about it. Once you start showing, he's all over rubbing your baby bump, listening to it, asking you all about what you're experiencing

It definitely unlocks his breeding kink. He had one before, but he didn't quite understand it until now. Now that he's seen what you look like knocked up, he doesn't want to see you any other way~

Seriously, even before you've given birth he's already talking about putting another baby in you. About how much he loves it when you're pregnant and wants you to be pregnant with his babies forever

Seriously, seeing your pregnant belly never fails to make him hard. He'll grind against you and cum all over your stomach, all while rambling about how he love love loves you and your baby!

He's never been able to get enough of your scent and taste. But now? With all your hormones changing, you smell and taste so different, and he loves it~

He gets his tongue in your mouth, licks up your sweat, tastes every fluid that comes from you. Especially once you start lactating. He can't get enough of your milk, he's insatiable

He just wants to taste you and enjoy every inch of you. And he's looking forward to his next rut~

#john doe game #john doe x reader #john doe headcanons #gn!reader #18+ only #sunshine

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amethystasra · 2 years

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i started off playing dating simulator games like mystic messenger and the arcana and somehow ended up playing yandere/horror visual novels/dating sims like your boyfriend and john doe..

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Any headcanons for Doe with a s/o that loves to draw him? (Artist!Reader)

that's gonna be cute for sure.

#_ headcanons for john doe & artist! reader.

• we all perfectly know that doe loves people, interested in them and their creativity especially. creativity helps doe to feel people much more than philosophy or something like that.

• you artist? you can see sparkles in his eyes.

• doe loves any of your arts, no matter where you made your drawings (i mean...even on fcking toilet paper), your skill would not matter to him. everything you did - automatically wonderful.

• "huh? y-you wanna draw me?" and then he just goes crazy.

• at first doe will be very shy, and then he will wonder if he is even good enough for your drawing? but you quickly drive away all bad thoughts from him.

• john won’t move while you’re drawing, but every five minutes he will excitedly ask “is it ready? can i see it? please please please?”

• he will like any result, he will keep it somewhere in his personal belongings.

• do you need references of poses, emotions, or any part of the body? john will definitely help. for him it will only be a joy.

• most likely, during the drawing process, he will be endlessly happy and will not stop smiling, because your gaze is focused only on him and he really likes it.

• one day he'll want to draw you some cute art of you two as a gift, but it will look like children's scribbles - hella cute.

• when you draw a landscape, for example, john will watch with adoration how your hand moves smoothly from side to side. it's so hypnotic for him.

• "i love love love you and your art so much, dear!"

#johndoegame #headcanon #john doe #john doe horror game #john doe x reader #john doe x you #johndoeheadcanons #mortisfox

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imtotallyokandnormal · 7 months

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I would kill for some hurt/comfort headcannons about what John Doe does when he realizes that stabbing humans does in fact kill them. I assume he probably panicked real bad when he figures that out, and frantically resets the timeline. Probably would be really careful with You after that.

UGH NO YOU'RE SO RIGHT THOUGH OK OK I'M ON IT ANON I'M RIDING THE HURT COMFORT TRAIN LET'S GO

This ended up being way more sad than comforting but I hope you like it anyway I did my best

Reader: gn reader

Warnings: stabbing, death, angst, description of a corpse and blood, it gets pretty fucked up and sad actually

Image link: howdy!

》☆John Doe After Killing You☆《

- It was the moments after that made him realize. An accumulating number of seconds where you laid limp, staring up at him with those eyes. Those horribly glassy eyes, once full of emotion and now hollow of anything at all.

- After his frantic breathing slowed enough, he would grab your shoulders again, starting on a second wind of manic praise before he noticed something.

- You weren't moving.

- At first they thought you were playing some kind of human joke they didn't understand, chuckling and sitting you up as your lifeless body flopped over. "Oh you are funny, dearest! I may not understand the joke- but you're very good at staying still!"

- When you didn't respond, they tilted their head like a confused puppy. "Dearest? Could you explain the joke to me? I don't really understand."

- The silence was deafening. All you did was lay there, head flopped over with your neck bent at a weird angle. In the silence John took notice to something else; you haven't taken a breath this entire time.

- That's when the panic set in. At first they were in denial, trying to shake you awake as your limbs only swayed under their own gravity. More blood spills from your gaping maw and John's heartbeat quickens again, not from excitement but from fear, a primal fear erupting in him as he continues to shake and grab and plead for you to please wake up.

- But you don't. All you do is lay there. Cold, bloody and dead.

- The guilt ravaged him, all he could do was hold your bloody corpse close and howl in pain as he squeezed you. Or what you used to be, rather.

- He had promised himself to love you, to cherish you. He didn't think his actions were that of harm, he thought they were of love. To be able to see the inside of you, to be close enough that their hands can feel your blood pumping out from your heart, to feel your life force in their hands, becoming one in a way. But they found out too late that humans can only take so much.

- They could only sob violently as they cradled you, tugging at their hair and vowing over and over and over again that they can't let this happen again, not ever again.

- The reset was different.

- Seeing you, moving, breathing...it was different now. A hesitancy came when he stalked you at work, scared that he might hurt you again. Showing his love unbridled and uncontrolled led to the scene that flashes in front of him whenever he sees your face now. The smile he loves only to be interrupted by a vision of blood. So, so much blood.

- It took many resets for them to even let themselves touch you again. Eventually the loneliness became too much. Once you got home one day, there was suddenly a pair of arms wrapped tightly around you, squeezing as if you might slip away as easily as the wind.

- John didn't say anything to you then. They didn't need to. The vow they had made was apparent.

- John would never, never see you that way again.

#normal headcanons!#john doe x you #john doe x reader #john doe #john doe visual novel #house hunted visual novel #house hunted game #x reader #f/o community #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #f/o #tw death #angst #tw angst #gn reader

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