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OH NOOOOOOO
Joy mutants based on the top four characters from this poll.
Happy Halloween! And I'm so sorry
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sorry
sorry i love rando so much im gonna post about him Again thank you sorry haha sorry and Thank You
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It was in their first week on the surface when Yoshi realized it. The entire process had been pretty rough, but today had been particularly rough, and as he stared down the barrel of the daunting task of preparing dinner for his four children, he quickly found himself overwhelmed. A thread of panic beginning to light through him as he struggled to figure out how he was going to manage to feed his children tonight. He was just so exhausted.
And then he had a very sudden epiphany.
He… didn’t have to make anything.
There was literally nothing stopping him from just… ordering delivery.
It had been so long, he had almost forgotten that that was something that a person could do. He had almost forgotten that there were other people in the world that he could rely on for some things.
And suddenly, a tiny bit of the crushing weight of keeping four small children alive lifted ever so slightly from his shoulders. And before he knew it there were tears on his face.
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“Guys!” Mikey squeaked, rushing from the kitchen back into the living room to rejoin his brothers, with absolute stars in his eyes.
“What is it, Mikey?” Raph questioned, looking up from the board game Donnie was attempting to teach them to play. They had never had so many toys in their lives before, and they were all eager to try them all out.
“Daddy said we’re gonna order pizza a'night!” Mikey enthused, his eyes wide as he skidded to a stop. His brothers blinked at him, and Leo tilted his head in confusion.
“...So?” They had been having lots of new foods lately. What was so exciting about this one?
“He’s so excited about it, he’s crying!” Mikey exclaimed. “So it must be really, really, really good! Probably the bestest food in the entire world!”
[ I'm Sorry, Teenage Mutant What Now? ]
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