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rainyloveangel · 4 months
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Me and the main Kaiju's as incorrect quotes
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Monarch = Me
Shipping and nonshipping quotes
Lost of swearing... probably
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Rodan: Why is Monarch making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Godzilla!
Godzilla: It’s because I’m Monarch’s favorite.
Rodan: I hate you.
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Monarch: I told Rodan to grab snacks for everyone.
Mothra, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Monarch, Rodan, and Godzilla raise their hands*
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Mecha: If I say yes am I joining a cult?
Rodan: Possibly.
Mecha: I’m in.
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Ichi: ARE YOU-
Monarch: Fucking.
Ichi: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Monarch: Fucking.
Ichi: IDIOT!
Kong: …What was that?
Monarch: Scar king banned Ichi from swearing, so I’m helping them out
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Monarch, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.
Scar king: You're kinda ugly.
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Mecha: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Kong: I sleep with a axe.
Monarch: Both of you are pathetic.
Mecha: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Monarch: Godzilla.
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*Ichi is casually searching around the room*
Ni: Hey Ichi, what’re you looking for?
Ichi: My will to live.
*Monarch walks into the room*
Ichi: Oh, there it is.
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Mecha: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Monarch: Hi.
Mecha: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
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Ni: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?
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Mecha: Kong, I have a great idea.
Kong: Let’s hear it.
Mecha: We trick Shimo and Ichi to go out on a date together.
Kong: YES!
Kong: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—
Mecha, hitting him with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU
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Monarch, at Godzilla: You're my significant other.
Godzilla: Yeah I am!
Monarch, signing at Jia: You're my child.
Jia, signing back: Yes mama.
Monarch, at Ni: You're my bitch.
Ni: Yeah I am- wait, what?
Monarch, at Kong: My bestie.
Kong: Naturally.
Monarch, Kevin: HA, GAY!
Kevin: Fuck you.
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Monarch, at Godzilla's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Monarch, leaning over Godzilla′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Godzilla: Yeah, no shit.
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Scar king: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
(This was before Shimo's gender was confirmed to be female.)
Shimo: Wow, they really hate us.
Shimo: But we’re not gay, Scar king.
Scar king:
Shimo:
Scar king: We’re not?
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Scar king: Do you always have to attack me with your words?
Godzilla: Would you prefer me to use a brick?
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Kevin: Ichi, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Ichi: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Kevin: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Godzilla.
Ichi: Wait- Kevin, no-
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Godzilla: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Monarch: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
Godzilla: Mean.
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Kong, talking to Monarch: With all due respect, which is none…
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Ichi, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Monarch: Gray.
Mothra: Grey.
Ichi, turning to Scar king: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Scar king: Dark white.
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Godzilla: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Monarch: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Godzilla: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Monarch:
Monarch: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
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Godzilla: Do you want some tea?
Monarch: What are the options?
Godzilla: Yes or no.
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ruubesz-draws · 5 months
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Happy New Year 2024!!🎉
Wanted to draw the OG Gang for my first 2024 art.
Don't worry, they will return in my future comics!
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beeteal · 2 months
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lil godzilla sticker pack i made for a local market this saturday (30/03)! goji and the gang..
if youre in sg ill be selling these funny fellas at martsuri @ suntec concourse! ill link up my catalogue here too at a later date
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trendfilmsetter · 4 months
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New poster for GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE
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pyrasterran · 2 months
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Skar King (Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire) #Monstermarch2024
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misscouchpotatobew · 1 month
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The King and Queen!
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Goji has been promoted to Moth Perch
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jasonheichel · 2 months
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Monster March 2024 14. Skar King (Monsterverse)
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bellamer · 21 days
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The whiplash of seeing Dan Steven’s as a cool dude like Trapper a few weeks ago and now I’m seeing him play an asshole like Frank.
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hotstreak2k3 · 1 month
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These rulers have alot to talk about!
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spodimusarts · 5 months
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Finally finished this comic related to the new Godzilla 2024 design. Himari and Mothra love the pink dorsals, but Anon is scared of Godzilla’s new look.
I personally think the new design is fine. If I had to complain about one thing it would be the skinnier lower body. My favorite design is still 2019/2021 and I head cannon it as the average look of a fully mature Gojira while the 2024 design is just a fluke evolution that happened due to whatever energy Godzilla absorbed.
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I sacrificed myself to sleep just to finish THIS PIECE OF ART...
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My own take of Festival Gown 2024 but it's Godzilla Theme!!!
P.S. That's ME in my Festival Gown attire LOL
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new-44556678 · 4 months
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jukeboxofjellycat · 1 month
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trendfilmsetter · 6 months
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New posters for GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE
Releasing in theaters April 24th, 2024
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pyrasterran · 2 months
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Skullcrawler #MonsterMarch2024
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tqxky · 20 days
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Going to see GxK:the new empire in the cinema today, usually not a fan of the monsterverse movies but i heard that this one is good
(And my dad wanted to go)
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