#know thy selfie

[v3nti]

I need a bath

#v3nti #selfie #girl #love #know thy selfie #selfy #tumblr girl #snapchat selfie #im tired #me #bbygrl #i need a boyfriend

[vole-mon-amour]

totally unrealistic to see on screen in canon (or is it?) but i saw Brett's interview about '10 things Brett Goldstein can't live without' and now i have Ideas.

what if Roy has some really soft pic of Jamie as his lockscreen? like, so soft that he feels smitten as a kitten, it melts his heart and makes him smile every time he looks at it so he tries to spend on his phone as little time as possible when around the office? so no one catches him staring at his phone and trying not to smile, and definitely not Ted that wouldn't leave him alone about that?

like, maybe it's a pic of Jamie sleeping in Roy's bed, and Jamie didn't even know this pic was taken. Roy just couldn't resist bc again, it melts his fucking heart and the feelings take all over his body, and he just LOVES that fucking kid.

or maybe it's a pic of Jamie smiling the most genuine smile or laughing and having the time of his life, and it warms Roy's heart when he looks at it?

maybe he even learned how to contain his perfect grumpy face when he unlocks his screen, but inside he still can't handle it well. he's all tough around the team, but the truth is, he absolutely adores Jamie and can no longer imagine his life without him.

as a bonus, somewhere in the future, Roy gets so comfortable with the idea of at least being open about his feelings with himself and Jamie that he starts taking pictures of them together. as a development, one of those pics end up as his new lockscreen. (cough) we've seen thy piggy back rides pic, so think something as cute. like a selfie of one of them kissing the other on the cheek while the other is smiling happily and heartwarmingly.

#IN THIS ESSAY I WILL #roy x jamie #ted lasso #might actually write another fic bc i am insane about this idea and about them

[artanissnow]

I look like I might say “I will churn thy butter.🧈” 😂🤪 On another note, I got some cleaning done: some but then that damn feeling of depression dread over took my everything. It isn’t easy, and no distractions do not help. It isn’t as if a particular thing or person is making me depressed. The best thing you can do is not try to create chaos for the one going through this. Especially if you are another adult! It👏isn’t👏funny👏for👏them. Period. Dot. In fact it is infuriating. So be kind. Let them tell you what they need, and if they don’t know. Offer to help with the dishes or a load of laundry if you can. Or offer to make dinner so they can shower, a lot of people that suffer from this even showering feels like an impossible task, but you can help by easing the situation with a nice incentive like “hey I’ll order five guys or chipotle, while you go take as long as you need in the shower if you want.” That will do a lot of good. #foundingfatherhair #mermaidhair #showerfresh #redhair #selfie #hello #ishouldbestudying #realestateagent #procrastination #adhd #dyslexic #bipolar1 #dontbetoxic #howtohelp https://www.instagram.com/p/CqJoO4Trye1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#foundingfatherhair #mermaidhair #showerfresh #redhair #selfie #hello #ishouldbestudying #realestateagent #procrastination #adhd #dyslexic #bipolar1 #dontbetoxic #howtohelp

[watermelonsandal]

life is strange characters as random vines part 3

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Juliet: What do you intend to testify to today?

Pompidou: *intense sniffing*

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Warren: If there are any spirits here tonight... let me hear you say WAY HO.

A BOOM BOOM BOOM--

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Courtney: Could you pass the casserole?

Victoria: Are you taking a photo of me? What the fuck!? Let me know before you take a photo of me! *poses*

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Kate: THAT WASN’T VERY LOVING

OOF! YOU MEANIE POO-POO

*inhales* love thy neighbour, love thy neighbour

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Chloe: Hey. I’m a lesbian.

Max: I thought you were an American.

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Nathan: I barely got any sleep last night.

Hayden: All those bad bitches you got kept you up, huh?

Nathan: *laughs* no it was my anxiety and depression.

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Chloe: Hey. I found a Coke with your name on it.

Jefferson: Really?

Bottle: Little Dick

Jefferson: Bitch, what the fuck!?

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Nathan: *to Drew* Next time you fucking put your hands on me I’mma fucking rip your face off bitch.

Samantha: What did he do?

Nathan: cAuSe If I cAn PuSh Me Ne—

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Victoria: You know you took a good selfie when you can’t tell how sad your life is.

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Hayden: *filming*

Logan: *on the bed*

Zachary: pop it

ssssshhhhh

twist it

nyeeaahhh

pull it

oooh

#life is strange #lis #vine #shitpost #quote #juliet watson #pompidou #warren graham #courtney wagner #victoria chase #kate marsh #chloe price #max caulfield #nathan prescott #hayden jones #mark jefferson #samantha myers #logan robertson #zachary riggins

[eatenhole]

i haven’t introspected or really talked about myself on here so i answered this favorites questionnaire. read if you want

@ringtailes​ @virgeauxsun​ @weepingvines​

yall can do it if u want u dont gotta tag anybody idc fjeiofewjfo

1. Favorite candy? dark chocolate

2. Favorite song? ptolemaea by ethel cain

3. Favorite food? sushi or a decent caesar salad

4. Favorite drink? an iced caramel macchiato, or apple sparkling water

5. Favorite band? Artist? fleetwood mac or ethel cain

6. Favorite movie? scream

7. Favorite book?

the bell jar by sylvia plath

8. Favorite restaurant? chick fil a. love homophobic chicken

9. Favorite person? myself

10. Favorite hair color? Eye color? black hair and green eyes

11. Favorite website? bulbapedia

12. Favorite board game? Video game? clue and silent hill 2

13. Favorite sport to play? To watch? i don't. iceskating

14. Favorite school subject? literature 15. Favorite state? City? new orleans, louisiana

16. Favorite number? letter? 7, A

17. Favorite animal? bears

18. Favorite TV show? reba

19. Favorite quote? "who can face the sea and not inherit its loneliness?", olin ivory

20. Favorite nickname? honey

21. Favorite store? target

22. Favorite color? pink

23. Favorite article of clothing? i like a good turtleneck sweater

24. Favorite type of perfume or cologne? chanel no 5

25. Favorite memory from this year? all of the times my cat has curled up next to me to sleep.

26. Favorite age? these are ridiculous questions. 45.

27. Favorite trait? a homogenous one

28. Favorite music video? what???

29. Favorite time of day? midnight

30. Favorite Tumblr? my own, of course

31. Favorite phone brand? apple

32. Favorite shoe brand? louboutin

33. Favorite fashion style? i wonder what op would answer this question with. "goth"? the avant garde victorian style looks of dior fall/winter 2007 haute couture

34. Favorite pattern? the one i'm noticing in these questions.

35. Favorite gift? the gift of foresight

36. Favorite humor? blood

37. Favorite chip brand? Flavor? kettle brand salt and vinegar peak

38. Favorite band to see live? i'm poor

39. Favorite teacher im an adult

40. Favorite celebrity? im an adult

41. Favorite news station? WHAT

42. Favorite DIY? my mother birthing me

43. Favorite instrument? cello

44. Favorite genre of music? deathcore

45. Favorite season? autumn

46. Favorite experience? level 35 dark grass audino OHKO on lucky egg

47. Favorite shirt? a slightly unbuttoned men's button up, navy blue, sleeves folded at the elbow

48. Favorite bottoms?

myself

49. Favorite interpretation of love? a tongue on my clit and fingers buried in my cunt

50. Favorite existential thought? we create god through our praying to him and the moment we stop, he ceases to exist.

51. Favorite scent? gasoline

52. Favorite human interaction?

prayer.

53. Favorite music genre? didn't you ask me this already

54. Favorite compliment? "you are the most interesting person i've ever met"

55. Favorite insult? "if i were you i would have killed myself a long time ago"

56. Favorite phone app? NOT wordscapes thats for sure

57. Favorite type of phone? my own

58. Favorite reading position? doggy style

59. Favorite sex position? i made that joke too soon. also doggy style

60. Favorite pair of shoes? love thy neighbor

61. Favorite animal? i know for certain you asked me this already. i love my cat

62. Favorite body feature (on yourself)? YESSS a good question. my tits

63. Favorite body feature (on others)? that cock

64. Favorite YouTube video? lasagna cat

65. Favorite YouTuber? i bet you'd like it if i said jerma wouldn't you

66. Favorite meme? is anyone even reading this

67. Favorite Tumblr post? the one i'm making as we speak

68. Favorite typeface? monospaced

69. Favorite selfie? absolutely not

70. Favorite holiday? valentine's day

71. Favorite computer brand? hal

72. Favorite lyrics? "Playing in the swamp of alligator blood Behind our house in the marshy lawn He'd always hold my head Under the water a little too long 'Cause he wanted me to be all guts, no glory "All survivor, no guilt," he said But he calls me his crocodile tears While I'm chained up to the bed"

73. Favorite moment? this one.

74. Favorite advice? my mother once told me to never bluff with a gun.

75. Favorite message you’ve ever received? purity is what you make of it. god loves you all the same.

76. Favorite message you’ve ever sent? i love you more than anything.

77. Favorite outfit? nothing at all.

78. Favorite aesthetic? menhera

79. Favorite musical instrument? hmm

80. Favorite car brand? ha

81. Favorite fandom? ew

82. Favorite emoji? ✨

83. Favorite hobby? poetry

84. Favorite TV show character? jughead riverdaleF JFWEIOJFWEIOFJ

85. Favorite book character? jughead riverdale

86. Favorite movie that’s coming out? how do i know if i like it if it hasn't come out yet

87. Favorite designer brand? versace

88. Favorite dessert? tiramisu

89. Favorite kink? not on main

90. Favorite dance move? raise the dead

91. Favorite diet? cocaine addiction

92. Favorite rap verse? does anyone actually answer these

93. Favorite drug? see question 91

94. Favorite country? City? lebanon

95. Favorite feeling? being choked while i cum

96. Favorite picture on the Internet?

97. Favorite phone and/or computer background? i like a good calendar

98. Favorite weather? overcast snowy

99. Favorite mode of transportation? boat

100. Favorite console? wii was superior

#mine #unreality tw #not sfw

[soberfructosecornsyrup]

Tagged by @notyourdruidess

Last song: https://open.spotify.com/track/0GbYqBCuccoG9DCSvpU252?si=gyd7zk65TCivuuN69lJSiw

Currently watching: Fear thy Neighbor

Sweet/spicy/savory: uh depends on my mood and time of day.

Relationship status: single (I was gonna put incel as a joke but I don’t know, some people might think I’m serious)

Current obsession: internet weirdos and cults

Last thing I googled: Duke Nukem Forever

Selfie:

I’m not tagging anyone, but if you see this and want to do it. Go for it.

#me #Spotify

[thoughtsbeewild]

Why do Companies Lose great talent? Easy-Hire a corrupt Democrat Leader, then create a army minion Leadership team who will DESTROY US PUNY HUMANS

Someone posted this, i copied this image. Its because this executive level leadership Hires/trust a selfie ass on leave of Absence FMLA to oversee a group of employee, managers and supervisor. As investors look for thier money, directors vice president, presidents cannot collect money to provide to investors. What do these democrat leaders do? They TRICKLE IT DOWN, MAKE THE NOISE HOW THE FUCK THE COMPANY GIVE THE MONEY TO INVESTORS. SO THESE EVIL DEMOCRATS HAVE THE POWER TO SEE YOUR PAY RATE WAGE, THEY FIND MOST LOYAL TENURE YEARS OF YEARS AND HAVE THEM EITHER FIRED OR MAKE THIER JOB STRESSFUL TO A POINT TO QUIT. OR THIS DIRECTOR WILL USE BULLSHIT LIES OF WRITE UPS TO GET YOU FIRED. LIKE YOUR WORD AGAINST THIERS, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY THEY HAVE POWER TO SAY ALL THE BULLSHIT ABOUT YOU AND THE HUMAN RESOURCES GENERALIST, HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER WILL BACK UP THE DIRECTOR, SUPERVISOR, THE MANAGER AGAINST THE EMPLOYEE.

My previous company posting more social media bullshit. How do you keep your TOP talent. Well basically i see so many post from current employees who been there 1-5 years not that long compared to tenure, who have been promoted. these mother fuckers are shouting this so LOUD, like hey you want a compliment? To be fair, some are deserved promotions and SOME ARENT(BAD APPLES WHO KISS THAT ASS TO BE BESTIES FOR RESTIES WITH HIRING TEAM)

This liberal girl who man shouted out so happy when she quit. then found another job then the company did a ROUND OF LAYOFFS, HINT HINT THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE VOTED FOR, STILL CANT APPREND THE HATRED FOR THY ORANGE MAN.

SO SHE TYPES AND POST THIS..

her follower replied

that being SAID THIER SCAMMERS, FAKERS, IDENTITY THEFT ON PEOPLE CREDIT /BANK SOCIAL SECURITY, SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS, HACKERS, COMPANIES WHO DO SPAM, PHISHING, FAKE EMAILS TO GET INTO YOUR COMPUTER TO PUT A VIRUS, TO GET YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION, THATS WHY DEVELOPER COMPANIES IT BRAND OUT VIRUS FIREWALL SOFTWARE IN YOUR COMPUTERS, CELL PHONES.

IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO ASK YOURSELF, DID THE 2020 ELECTION THAT SENILE BIDEN WON BY THE DOMINION MACHINES, BY CORRUPTED GOVERNOR FROM STATE BREAKING IT DOWN BY CHAIN OF COMMAND WOULD HELP STEAL BUY TIME TO COUNT THE VOTE

ORANGE MAN SAID STOP THE COUNT. BECAUSE TRUE EVERY FAIR ELECTION HAS A HARD DEADLINE FOR THAT DATE. JUST LIKE IF YOU ARE GETTING AMERICAN PAYCHECK, DATES FOR YOUR PAYCHECK ARE ONLY FOR CERTAIN TIME PERIOD DATE.

BUT IN OUR UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, THEY DIDNT STOP THE COUNT , THEY KEPT GOING PAST THE DEADLINE, THEY KEPT DROPPING THOUSANDS OF MAILED BALLOTS AND WHO THE F KNOWS THOSE QUIET SHADY ONES WHO KNOWS HOW GET AWAY WITH IT. LIKE THOSE WOKE HOLLYWOOD MOVIES MADE BY WOKE ACTRESSES/ACTORS. BUT IN TODAY CURRENT STATE, YOU DARE TO ASK YOU WILL GO TO JAIL LIKE ORANGE MAN. THATS HOW I WAS AT WORK. I DARE QUESTION THIS PIECE OF SHIT LEAVE OF ABSENCE DIRECTOR, IM TERMINATED MEANS YOUR WHOLE LIFE YOU WORKED FOR GONE BY THIS EXECUTIVE HIRING MANAGER THAT HAS THE POWER TO SAY ALL THE LIES BULLSHIT ABOUT YOU, YOU CANT SAY SHIT BECAUSE LIBERAL HUMAN RESOURCES IN PLACE IN COMPANIES WILL NOT SUPPORT YOU. IT WILL ONLY GET WORST IF PEOPLE CONTINUE VOTE FOR THIS SHIT, VOTE FOR VIOLENCE, VOTE FOR HARD WORKERS TO GET FIRED FOR LEADERSHIP TO OUTSOURCE CHEAP LABOR AT A DIFFERENT STATE FOR A LOWER PAY RATE, HIGH GAS, HIGH RATE, HIGH GAS AND ELECTRICITY, HIGH HOMICIDE, THE LIST GOES ON.

#PRAYING FOR KARMA #FUCK DEMOCRATS #FUCK LIBERAL MOMS #FIRE THE DIRECTOR #PRAY FOR UNITED STATES #jobs

[asmallermorehonestsoul]

Can't believe I forgot the crucial cake selfies (which just goes to show how quick eeeeverything unraveled). Which might still be an option so long as nobody winds up in/as the cake. Plus, I bet the dodos & jabberwockies are good dance instructors.

Cake selfies are very important! But yeah I’m sure the folks they’ll meet will know how to have some fun! And as for dance instructors, hopefully thy can teach Blake dfdgfdg

#anon

[v3nti]

New skims suit

#v3nti #selfie #girl #love #know thy selfie #selfy #tumblr girl #snapchat selfie #im tired #me #swimsuits #skims

[queerstuffonscreen]

Faking It (2014-2016)

Episode length: 22 min.

Country: USA

Genre: Comedy

Language: English

A romantic comedy about two best friends who love each other - in slightly different ways. After numerous failed attempts to become popular, the girls are mistakenly outed as lesbians, which launches them to instant celebrity status. Seduced by their newfound fame, Karma and Amy decide to keep up their romantic ruse.

Season 1

Episode 1: Pilot

Episode 2: Homecoming Out

Episode 3: We Shall Overcompensate

Episode 4: Know Thy Selfie

Episode 5: Remember the Croquembouche

Episode 6: Three to Tango

Episode 7: Faking Up Is Hard to Do

Episode 8: Burnt Toast

Season 2

Part 1

Episode 1: The Morning Aftermath

Episode 2: You Can't Handle the Truth or Dare

Episode 3: Lust in Translation

Episode 4: Lying Kings and Drama Queens

Episode 5: Present Tense

Episode 6: The Ecstasy and the Agony

Episode 7: Date Expectations

Episode 8: Zen and the Art of Pageantry

Episode 9: Karmic Retribution

Episode 10: Busted

Part 2

Episode 11: Stripped

Episode 12: The Revengers: Age of the Monocle

Episode 13: Future Tense

Episode 14: Saturday Fight Live

Episode 15: Boiling Point

Episode 16: Faking It... Again

Episode 17: Prom Scare

Episode 18: Nuclear Prom

Episode 19: The Deep End

Episode 20: School's Out

Season 3

Episode 1: It's All Good

Episode 2: Let's Hear It for the Oy

Episode 3: Karmygeddon

Episode 4: Jagged Little Heart

Episode 5: Third Wheels

Episode 6: Spooking It

Episode 7: Game On

Episode 8: Untitled

Episode 9: Ex-Posed

Episode 10: Up in Flames

Watch or rent on AppleTV

#faking it #comedy #L #lesbian #lesbian characters #Amy Raudenfeld #Reagan #G #gay #gay characters #Duke Lewis Jr. #Shane Harvey #I #intersex #intersex character #Lauren Cooper #B #bisexual #bisexual characters #Molly Ashcroft #Sabrina #Wade #T #trans #trans character #Noah #tv shows with queer characters #series with queer characters #lgbt #lgbtq

[stitchcs]

when you’re trying to be goth in suburbia 

#know thy selfie

[crypticpine]

So I took pictures cause I thought I looked cute when I got out of the shower but idk-

#selfie #thought i looked cute #but i was mistaken #but i wasnt #haha #idk why but my self confidence (in my body image) is through the ROOF #yall cant say anything rn cause i have chubby cheeks and a thy that can fit 30 kitties and/or one giant dog on it #but tbh #self love is so important know that big thys are good thys #so are tiny thys #all thys are good thys

[simplydlightfuldestiny]

I'd be honest, it's kinda embarassing for a wallflower. I rarely took selfies so this is a rare opportunity to do so.

#selfie #know thy blogger #aibiposting

[otachi]

for the 3 of you that care or anyone who doesn’t follow me on insta, i met cam avery on sunday and mildly embarrassed myself because that’s just who i am as a person

#love thy selfy #i never know how to pose for pictures but it’s fine #cameron avery #he was really nice #it was a good show #me

[thoughtsbeewild]

Imagine our world, USA turned to a demoncrat place. Everybody transitioned to a instragram puppet, influencer. If you got out instagram/FB behavior, you shall be pushed

What if you could live your state where you can only behave like a puppet? Social media, the influencers was controlling you to become like the. The rise of Instagram Facebook puppets, that when you try to look for work. All you see are kiss ass puppets, frolicking along like a social media influence, portraying selfies and thy wonderful life of travel, restaurants, food, fashion etc. Imagine breaking the rules of not trying be a puppet, having your own mind, your own freedom of speech, your own Morales and values, your chosen way to live life. Companies and demoncrat leaders of kindness/Empathy don't want you to be that. But how can you survive in your state without making sacrifices for your family, children and loved ones. What do you do now? Try to become the Facebook Instagram puppet for survival/ That's when people go around mental health, mental torture, mental insanity. Brain Fuck me hard, that you get to now in 2023 work with these kind of Brain Fucked People. People think this is a good thing? We are being controlled, taunted by fear by dictator leadership with a title of power to control your paycheck, your employment, to pay ..what we call survival. Not be homeless. The sacrifice, i know some homeless population made bad choices, bad behavior, i know some of them were true believers to stand up for themselves to this son of bitches kind selfie looking people. Stop buying into the bullshit. Open your eyes. This is harsh reality to survive on planet earth are all competing for a great life, but what are you willing to do to get there?

That's were corruption, lies, deceit, manipulation, betrayal, two face will reveal when you grow up in your adult life and learn from true experience and lessons. Twist of words...

This is what Humans go through...