#let that shit die too

[didthekingdieyet]

im boorrreeeeddddd whens he gonna be died

#tampon charlie #here we fucking go #all over again #the british monarchy #let that shit die too #anti monarchy #king charles iii #not a countdown #ask response #new meme ❤️ #meme #anti monarchy meme #image id in the alt text

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

*Sometime after 1475 in hell*

Satan: Yo, Luci, has Vlad Tepes showed up yet? He died like three months ago, and he's not heaven

Lucifer: What? No. He hasn't showed up at all, the fuck do you mean he isn't in heaven?

Satan: Yea, some angel was asking if we had him, because we didn't. There's also like an ungodly amount of souls missing aside from that one. I think there's like over four thousand souls that are also missing as well...

Lucifer: ....There's four thousand souls missing?

Satan: Yes.

Lucifer: Well, I guess we should see what's going down on the Mortal planes than....

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*Dracula doing as Dracula does and devouring his own people*

Lucifer: Ok, who the fuck allowed that to happen? Who the fuck green lit that? Who let Vlad Tepes turn into a goddamn Eldritch abomination??

Satan: I think the humans are calling it a vampire

Lucifer: A vampire? That's what that is? I'm sorry, that still doesn't answer my question of who in the seven layers of hell green lit that thing!!

Satan: We didn't. The blood choose for it happen.

Lucifer: The fuck do you mean the blood chose for it

Satan: Too many people died in one place, and Vlad was too angry to die.

Lucifer: .....God allowed this to happen didn't he? He fucking let this happen, didn't He, the fucking bastard

#enjoy my rambles #alucard hellsing #hellsing #vladcard #hellsing ultimate #dracula #shitpost #Vladcard was too angry to die and so was four thousand other souls #God may or may not have let this happen for shits and giggles #hell had nothing to do with Alucard's state of being #An Eldritch being of neither heaven or hell #Just the abyss #Based off my theory that Alucard's method of becoming a vampire is based on two factors and neither of them are related to heaven or hell #but like based more in the nature of humans and more primordial aspects

[phatcatphergus]

If I see anyone, and I mean anyone, talk shit about tubbos rp abilities or spam -rp in his chat after he immediately dropped everything after seeing dapper downed in chat and then spending literal hours lookin for him even when other people weren’t really caring to look I will commit unspeakable acts that you can’t even envision with the human mind

#the rp shown by tubbo today was *chefs kiss* beautiful #just the small shit too like him constantly going back to his cghsinsaw before taking his hands off of it or telling sunny to let him die #ESPECIALLY after tubbo told Phil that a mind controlled man who shot children kidnapped a kid and Phil was like “oh okay idc #I’m genuinely so over this -rp point shit #it was funny in the beginning but now it’s just chat being assholes even after tubbo said to stop #I could rant about this for a while so I’ll stop here #tubbo #qsmp #qsmp tubbo

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what I need for a DCxDP crossover

Alternate timeline ghost/realms Batman who may or may not have become a god of family adopting the entirety of Amity Park. Like every single liminal or ghost, they're his kids now. Sure they have human parents in the living realm too, but they're all developing cores and need a realms parent too.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #imagine if the JL summon a powerful realms guardian spirit #and it's fuckin Batman- not *their* batman but still #It's a very big eldritch batman with like 30 kids/teens in his arms #actually they're pretty sure there's like a couple adults too #Bonus points if flashpoint batman is there too #murder grandpa of vengeance whose about to whoop pariah's ass for daring to threaten his kid & grand-ghostlings #“So apparently Batman is safe in the realms because there's a version of his dad whose now on the throne-” #because lets be honest #flashpoint Thomas would kill pariah for even looking at his family wrong #Ras is going to die if they ran into lil ghost robin Jason #Imagine ur a goon and u hear RH yell something like #“Fuck you B and fuck ur no kill rule I'm summoning gramps” #“He'll be down for murder and u can't do shit about it”

[mochiajclayne]

Kurama and Sukuna watching their respective vessels interact with their homosexual shounen rival and say silly goofy gay statements™️ like carrying burdens and dying together and/or not affording to die because the other will kill them if they die again.

#sasunaru #itafushi #yes I've been watching jjk for like a while now #imagine being alive for thousands of years and witnessing your vessel pining for their black haired crush #naruto #naturo shippuden #jujutsu kaisen #like I just know these two would drink tea together and bitch about naruto and yuuji lmao #kurama: your brat is whipped too huh #sukuna: bold of him to say he can't afford to die as if I DID NOT RIP HIS HEART OUT #but like imagine them talking shit about sasuke and megumi #kurama: the brat can't even handle me as hatred incarnate lmao the audacity to say he'd save that uchiha brat from his hatred #sukuna: (jjk manga spoilers) lmao I stirred the pot between them so let's see if their gay love can beat the king of curses #mochiajclayne.txt

[ntj2pj]

#madness combat #madcom oc #my oc #atp soldat #the soldat in the dark (tm) actually cares about his bro #a lot #but he just can't get sad when he warned him about this shit nonstop #no id #The bitten guy just acts too friendly because his program made him too altruistuc and kind #Which sometimes helps since he is one who recruits workers #Well #Probably it's more benefitial most of the time #But he gets in shit like “oh i just wanted to help civilian get out from dangerous location and they stabbed me :(((” #And he ain't bullied for it by anyone but his bro. He is too... Kinda. Uh. Hard to bully guy who is most safest option to talk with auditor #And not die lol. It also doesn't help that he is guy who knows all of the AAHW by names and will kick you hard for bullying anyone #So bullying him is a privilege of some atp soldats #not an option :D #Other soldat here is just walking anger issues and he got no friends other than his bro. Constantly lashes at anyone. The Bitten™ included #So they're got that dynamic of angry antisocial cynical guy and pessimist & optimistic kind dude (well #(well he got a lot of mental issues too #But doesn't show it and never let it hurt others.) #And he is much older than the pessimist :'D #Pessimist guy is very young actually. But just experienced shit nonstop from birthday and lost very much everyone he cared about #And the second one... just atp soldat with no past. never known any other thing than work in AAHW and orders. Easy to manipulate #He also gets “You're not a real person” a lot for it. And constanly offended by it. But it's a problem of all yellow bloods here #Especially him #since he litterally didn't had a life outside from aahw. Also don't think he wouldn't kick his friends hard for orders. #Kill even. He is a dog for orders first #Kind guy with good morals is only second

[bb-enablefreebuild]

Y'know what would be really sad? If the reason the Ninth has separate bloodlines for Cavs and Necromancers is because the originals were the children of Anastasia and Samael. Brother and Sister.

What if they both raised them on the Ninth for two decades before attempting perfect lyctorhood, then when Samael died, Anastasia could not face her children. So she interred herself in the tomb without explanation.

Lets say the sister was the necromancer and the brother was the cavalier. Obviously, marriage is out of the question, and its the same for their children and their childrens children. Eventually the culture of not marrying the necromancer and cavalier would be cemented as a way to honor the founders. The saint who grieved the man she thought to spent eternity with.

#obv the children don't have to be male/female they could be the same gender #but i am heavily biased for brother and sister dynamics that shit hits HOME #anyway. anastasia is our bisexual queen! #tlt #the locked tomb #anastasia the first #samael the first #oh! even worse! anastasia saw alecto as a “what if” had she not loved samael first! #and too ashamed to face her children she let herself die in the tomb! #lol! #i am in pain!

[vaugarde]

oh so when moth flight has kittens as a medicine cat and gives them away to strangers, one of which let his own son die and considered killing babies, because she can’t deal and somehow cant ask her clanmates to help, shes noble and brave and wise and shaped things for generations to come and she gets to die peacefully with all her children being like “wow mom that was so cool of you, we’re so happy and you are so smart and epic”, but when leafpool has kittens as a medicine cat and gives them to her sister who she knows wont mistreat them, she’s treated like shit by most people around her and shes so unforgivable that her children can’t help but snark about this at her funeral and shes almost sent to cat hell. ok

#no lets talk abt how fucked up moth flight was for that actually. like heres the thing atleast the three grew up together #at least they had a family at least they were happy. and they were too young to remember leafpool nursing them #so its understandable when theyre mad but leaf did what she could with the circumstances #moths kittens were attached to her and each other and her clanmates. and she ripped them from all of that #this was FAR from her only option like the rule wasnt even set at that point. her hand was not forced at ALL #yes she struggled but she was not by herself and she didnt have stigma around it stopping her #not to mention uh. clear sky held her hostage a few chapters before. he let his own son die over his pride. #hes considered killing kittens before for the sake of it. #but he ''deserves'' her child more bc he lost a son and this is so cute and wholesome for him #even tho he hates outsiders and treats them like shit #nah lets demonize moth flight a bit more for this bc she was actually so morally fucked up and in the wrong for this #and it drives me crazy how this is not portrayed as a heinous act but a bittersweet noble sacrifice thats shes rewarded for #ntm leafpool only suffered as bad as she did over moth flights actions. #echoed voice

[honorthysalad]

quick prediction but I think at some point Yoshiki’s parents’ marriage is gonna fall apart and his mom is gonna move back to Tokyo with Kaoru and Yoshiki will have to decide between leaving the village or staying with ‘Hikaru’.

because his mom being from Tokyo has to amount to something, and Yoshiki has been wanting to leave the village and go to the city for so long. It’d present him the option to literally run away from all his problems.

but he swore he’d stick by ‘Hikaru’ and he’s been learning so much about the village, unraveling centuries of history, that he’s kind of past the point of no return, so he decides to stay in the village except now ‘Hikaru’ is his only attachment. Nothing to hold him back, nothing to keep him from going too far.

#Idk if there’s a name for this trope but it’s like character is about to get everything they ever wanted but #They realize what they wanted was naive/they’re in too deep and they can’t stop now so they turn it down #Also maki is giving me major death flags so I think he’s gonna die and that’ll break up the friend group #So Yoshiki will really have no other attachments other than ‘Hikaru’ #…and his dad ig but I doubt he’s gonna become ultra-involved in Yoshiki’s life or that Yoshiki would even let him #hikaru ga shinda natsu #the summer hikaru died #hgsn spoilers #yoshiki tsujinaka #fake hikaru indou #I won’t be too surprised if this turns out to be wrong btw #My hgsn shit

[bruciemilf]

Bruce’s cape isn’t huge to hide his body type or anything it’s huge so that if he needs to he can swaddle his kids burrito style and just carry them to the Batmobile. There is no escaping the cape swaddle. Yes this works on all of them, not even Cassandra can escape.

Bold of you to assume she doesn't purposely get hurt on missions bc she wants affection but can't/doesn't know how to communicate it like the rest of her siblings do-

NO OKAY I'M SERIOUS- PLEASE!!! @kiyterra already knows the depth of my feelings when it comes to Batdad's beloved cape; Oh, to be a batkid, softly rolled up in bullet resistant fabric like a dangerous sushi!!!

Bruce would also (bc I am soft for this at this point. Tag game what overdone, cliche trope are you) hold them in his arms even after they reach the Batmobile. He loves to do it to Damian the most bc he finds the tantrums adorable

Headcanon that the bat kids also steal Bruce's cape to use as a blanket

#thanks soooo much bestie i'm here all week even when i wanna die 24/7 #they <33333 is is too much to ask for a quarantine au where they're forced to share a whole house with no one suddenly dying #or vanishing for like 5 seconds????? shit. let jason literally hostage cuddle bruce. no one touches him cause i said so #he's bored so he wants to stir conflict #bruce wayne #batkids #batfam #batfamily #dc #dc comics #batdad #text #ask!!!!

[genericpuff]

Well...at least its kinda advertising other comics...😮‍💨

man fuck it i ain't even satisfied with deleting the app anymore

gonna delete my whole ass existence off webtoons

#not really but honestly been thinking about it #i actually just reinstalled the app recently to catch up on comics i want to support #and i just can't anymore because of this bullshit #and no it's not just because of lore olympus though LO def doesn't help #just the entire culture of WT over the past couple years #constantly carrying the same lukewarm series because they know they sank way too much money into them and need to come out even #meanwhile the series that are actually DESERVING of recognition and support get jack shit and are left to drown #why the FUCK would anyone wanna read true beauty #true beauty is finally over let it DIE

[lwiann]

Oh im so ill over Gortash ruining Durge like that. You ruined a perfectly good bhaalspawn is what you did. Look at it, it's obsessed with you.

#orin needs to tell me everything #because why did she say stuff like durge always let gortash speak to them like that #you were sucking up the tyrants vapours or some shit #her diary.. she said durge had to die bc they were spending too much time working w anothers chosen #ouhghhh.

[endlessmidnights]

I used to cry at everything, people told me I was too sensitive, now I can’t cry even if I want or need to, what happened to me?

#too sensitive #i want to cry #why can’t i cry #mentally drained #sorry for being depressing #i hate me so much #mental health #tw depressing thoughts #anxitey #tw depressing stuff #mental problems #depressing shit #tw sui ideation #please let me kms #i wanna cry #tw depression #please let me die #i wish i was kidding #i wish i could disappear #i wish i could cry #let me go #you’re on your own kid #you’re losing me #let me die #i wish i was dead #ready to kms #i wanna cvt #tw self destruction #they ruined me #i’m dead inside

[disastersteps]

they're watching anita gaming (itsalanwake2shhh) + julia giving theory commentary and mortum's just there for the ride!

#fhr #fhr au #mortumchargestep #chargestep #mortumstep #dr mortum #julia ortega #fh: dr mortum #fh: julia ortega #sidestep: anita lee #myarts #mycomics #myaus | happy ending 202X #myaus | mortumchargestep aka nerd fuckers #mortunita | soft hands be patient for me #julita | when will we ever be each others #DHGJHSDJHGSDG this is basically me saying ive been playing Remedy Games(tm) for a while now #ive beaten Control twice now and recently beaten AW1 last month #im currently playing AW2 and let me tell you... i love it so far!!!! #anitas a casual gamer but theyre the type to be determined to try to beat a game #julia is obvs a theorist DUH she would theorize the fuck out of it and mortums just there for ride and snide commentary #actually shes secretly interested in the lore behind the Horrors and the weird shit in that game series #will join in theorize if it caught her interest #they both also watch anita having to die so many times but neets too stubborn to never give up sO

[irradiated-radiance]

Woe, angst be upon yee

Think about this plot for more than a minute and it'll start to fall apart probably but just uhhh please don't think about it too much😞🙏

So Sosu has been frozen for over 210 years, they came from a world that wasn't as irradiated as the Commonwealth is currently, so, why not give them radiation poisoning?

They feel fine when they first step out but even still, they can just feel things are different, everything, even the air, feels contamimated. Over the many years, most of the radiation has disappeared, people of the Commonwealth have grown a tolerance to the low amount of radiation that still persists, but Sosu being completely new to this world has no such tolerance and even with a radiation suit slowing the process, the poisoning still seeps into them, slowly starting to kill them. At first it's barely noticeable but the closer they get to their goal, the weaker they seem to get.

First true problem presents itself, the Dimly-lit desert- I mean the Glowing Sea. Even with the power armor taking most of the radiation, by the time they get to the insitute, they're severely ill. The fatigue, the effects of the radiation, it's all obvious. Despite never knowing them it pains the Father to see them in such a way, perhaps it was cruel to let them out of their frozen prison.

Nonetheless the institute is smart, has people to deal with what radaway can't heal, and so with time Sosu is cured but it's made clear to them; any trips to Commonwealth are risky, simply put their body can't handle the radiation.

Obviously there are companions that want the Institute destroyed, but I wonder how they'd react to this? Going off of the assumption that they're close to Sosu, just how willing would they be to write their death sentence by demanding them to destroy the only thing that can help them stay alive? The thing that'd let the companion keep their close friend, maybe their lover, alive? How willing would they be to sacrifice the person whose been there for them this entire time, despite Sosu having their own struggles to deal with?

And with X6? Oh with X6 just think about it. Time passes and he's, dare he say, attached to the future leader. Slowly, without his notice, he's started to truly care. How would he take it, hearing other companions, or faction leaders, demand that Sosu does the "right thing" and destroy the Institute, destroy the only place where they can roam free without a hazmat suit, without having to worry about radiation?

He'd be kinda angry about it I think

#I feel like Preston might be the one most likely to try to look for a different solution? Very possibly Nick #like said I feel like this plot doesn't make THAT much sense but idk it's been stuck in my head for a looong while and wanted to get it out #fo4 #fo4 companions #fo4 x reader #fallout x reader #fallout 4 x reader #Preston is a kind man. He'd probably try to figure out something that'd keep his friend alive. Mans lost way too much to loose them too #with Nick I just feel like he'd be another to *really* try to figure out some other solution besides just shrugging and saying 'tough shit' #I'm not entirely too sure about the other companions... #oh right Curie and Codsworth would definately try to figure out something too #but with the rest? I'm just not sure at all 😭 #Gage would probably suggest to raid the whole place so Sosu can just live there without the Institute- #Sosu: Without the Institute... I'll die #Gage: Boss listen. Lets just break in. Kill everyone there. You live there. Problem solved #God can you imagine raiders with Institute technology #just able to teleport in and out with no issue? #terrifying. In killing the boogeyman you'd create another #but I doubt the nuka raiders would want to live inside the institute

[jigenstits]

hmmmmm nuclear apocalypse au where the gang survives bc they were in that bunker hideout from p1 when the bombs dropped

and lupin gets v bad survivor's guilt bc he thinks zeni's dead :)

#//txt #//au #//scnro #//hcs #lupin #jokes on you tho bc that fucker will never die #and he shows up at the bunker door all beat to shit bc he is still hellbent on arresting these guys despite the fact that yknow. #nuclear apocalypse KJHGJH and lupin just breaks down crying when he sees him n hugs him n refuses to let go. zeni starts crying too. #it is v awkward for the rest of the gang watching this happen #JKHJGHFGHJKHGFHHKJHGHF