#like shes spoiled rotten

[scrollonso]

idk how it’s gonna sound butttt… a new au where lance is single dad and nando is a stepdad 🥹 i’m dead every time i get to see nando with children GIVE THIS MAN A KID😭

TYSM FOR THIS REQUEST,, rn it's just a little blurb but I might make it a little more once i finish First Kiss 😭 (1.5k words)

Lance pulled into their new driveway, his daughter screaming excitedly behind him

"We're here, Lilah, wanna look at your new room before we take in groceries?" He said, not really meaning the we, a three year old girl wasn't much help.

"Yes, please!" She shouted, signing please on her chest. Lance had made sure to teach her sign language before she learned to properly speak, before she was born he had joined a "mummy and me" facebook group looking for help and that was one of the many things he was told to do.

Lance hummed, turning off the car and going back to take Delilah out of her carseat, helping her step out of the car before heading inside.

It was a gorgeous house in a safe neighbourhood, Lance figured as she got older living in a one bedroom apartment would get harder and harder so as soon as he had the chance he asked his best friend Esteban for help in house hunting and eventually moving the furniture in. Delilah's mom decided she didn't want to be in her life almost right agter giving birth to her, it had been scary, being a single dad at 22, but he had such a great support system and an even greater little girl.

"Come on, daddy" She spoke, snapping him out of his thoughts as she tugged on his pants leg

"Yes, yes, let's go baby" Lance smiled, quick to swoop her up and carry her upstairs to her bedroom, already adorned with all of her favourite things. The walls were painted a pale blue with cloud lights hanging from the ceiling, at the apartment they had before she was always sneaking out to play outside so he hoped making her room feel outside would limit that.

"This is mine, daddy?" She asked, looking away from all the toys, books, and stuffed animals to face her dad

"Yes, princess, all yours" He nodded, not able to help the wide grin on his face as hers lit up

"Thank you, daddy!" She signed again, holding her arms up to her dad to ask for a hug, he was quick to accept, squeezing her tight as she giggled

"You can play up here while I bring in groceries, okay? Then I'll make you lunch" He pulled away, the little girl nodding and running to the toy chest in the corner of her room to see what was in it as Lance made his way downstairs.

He finally finished putting away the gorceries, wandering back upstairs to ask Delilah what she wanted

"Lilah, are you hungry?" He spoke before walking into the room, startled at the emptiness "Lilah?" He called again, now beginning to panic at the absence of his daughter.

Delilah peeked past a tall white fence, eyes locking on a man who was laying down in the sun, he looked like he was sleeping

"Excuse me?" She spoke, the small voice causing the man to open his eyes

"Hello, sweetie" He spoke, sitting up and shooting her a puzzled look, wondering where she came from. He could tell by the change of her expression that she'd never head an accent like his before

"My daddy said laying in the sun causes you to get red and hurt" She spoke matter-of-factly

"Your daddy sounds very smart, where are your mommy and daddy now?" He asked, now a little concerned

"My daddy is in the kitchen, mommy left"

Fernando tried to hide his shock at the bluntness of the little girl, just nodding at her words

"I see, where is your kitchen?"

"In my new house!" She said with emotion for the first time "Me and my daddy just moved in, he painted my walls blue and i have clouds in my rooms sky!"

He couldn't help but smile at the talkative little girl, part of him worried at how quickly she was to be comfortable around a stranger

"Do you remember which house is yours?"

"Uhm..." She trailed off, tapping a finger on her chin before swiftly shaking her head and muttering a nuh-uh

Fernando nodded, standing up from his chair and holding out his hand "Let me help you find it"

"My daddy said I shouldn't go places with strangers"

The Spaniard couldn't help but laugh, this little girl wandered into his backyard and now that he was trying to return her she was worried about him being a stranger

"I pinky promise I'm nice, I just don't want your poor daddy worrying about you, sweetie"

"My daddy isn't poor! My poppy says we have all the money"

"Of course, Sorry for assuming" Fernando smiled down at her, crouching and holding out his hand "Now, how about we get you back to your rich daddy?"

She furrowed her eyebrows, her small thinking face was extremely endearing. She held out her pinky to the strangers hand "Pinky promise you're not mean"

He locked pinkies with her right away, shaking their hands a little bit before standing up "I pinky promise"

"Okay!" She smiled, grabbing onto two of the mans fingers as they walked, Fernando almost not noticing how she was just staring up at him

"You need to look for your daddy, not at me, sweetie"

"You're handsome, do you wanna meet my daddy?"

"Do I-" He laughed, shaking his head at the little girls comment as he picked her up "Let's focus on getting you home"

Lance was horrified, he checked every room in the house before realizing he didn't shut the door after bringing groceries in, leaving the house to see the white gate was open too

"Fuck, oh my god." He muttered under his breath, trying to stop himself from pulling his hair out as he look around the yards and sidewalks nearby. Delilah was smart, she was cautious most of the time so he knew she wouldn't have crossed the street without a hand to hold but he also knew she was way too friendly

"Daddy!" He heard a voice call after what felt like forever, his head turned to the voice and before he knew it he was scooping her up from the strangers arms, hardly acknowledging him

"God, Lilah, You can't do this now that we have a new house, I had no idea where you where."

"I met a nice man, daddy! He's just like those guys you call cute in the movies!"

Lance had to stop himself from covering her mouth, taking a deep breath before turning to the man

"I'm so-" Fuck. Delilah was so right. He was just like the guys he calls cute in the movies, he was gorgeous, Lance almost collapsed at the sight of the brunette man in front of him

"I'm Fernando" The older man spoke, holding a hand out to the young dad "I live two houses down"

"Hi, I'm Lance" He smiled, taking the (audibly) Spanish mans hand with no hesitation "Thank you so much for bringing her back, please don't think badly about me this doesn't usually happen" He tried to laugh it off to hide his embarrassment

"Is okay, she was great company."

"Are your kids older?" Lance asked, figuring that since the man was so amazing with Delilah right away he mustve beem a dad

"I wish, no, Is just me"

"Oh" Lance nodded, hoping his excitement wasn't visible

"Daddy, he's single!" The little girl whispered (very loudly), Fernando smiling at the pair

"Lilah, You can't just-" He began to speak

"Are you-" Fernando started, both of them pausing to let the other speak "Would you want to get coffee or something? Sometime, or not, is okay if no"

Lance laughed, something so charming about the comdination of the mans accent and flustered blabbering "I'd love to, I hope you don't mind if Delilah tags along?"

"Of course, could I have your number? To plan, of course"

"Yes, to plan" Lance smiled, taking the phone Fernando was holding out to him and putting in the numbers "Can't wait, Fernando"

He smiled, nodding at the two before stepping back to leave "I'll see you soon?" He half questioned half stated, Lance begining to respond before Delilah cut him off

"Yes! Bye bye, Nando!"

"Do you like him daddy" Was the first thing out of the girls lips once they got inside, her dads face flushing at the suggestion

"I think its bedtime" He teased, picking her up as she began wiggling in his arms

"Daddy, no!" She giggled, trying to squirm her way away from him "I'm gonna tell Nando to not go out with you if you make me go to sleep!"

"Fine" He groaned, a smile on his face right after, looking forward to whatever was to come with him and the Spaniard (and his little princess)

#f1 #formula 1 #lance stroll #fernando alonso #aston martin #strollonso #ls18 #fa14 #au #single dad #rpf #ff #alternate universe #f1 rpf #real person fiction #fanfic #fan fiction #fluff #single dad au #lance is a dilf #nando is a step dilf #i like the name delilah #lance so spoils her #like shes spoiled rotten #gets everything she wants #and stepdaddy nando spoils her too

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[chrollohearttags]

me: *despising content with kids and pregnancy*

also me: *daydreaming about girl dad!ace and uncles!luffy + sabo with their precious niece

#cherry chats 🍒 #crying crying crying #her mom’s whole twin and ace crying as soon as he gets to hold her #and her uncles spoiling her to no end #and ace parading his babygirl around like she’s the crown jewel just attached at his hip #imagine he and y/n bringing her to the firehouse for the first time and everybody just falling all over her #not to mention all her other aunts and uncles who would spoil het rotten #i’m having a moment #forgive me #one piece ace #one piece x black!reader #ace x black reader #monkey d luffy #revolutionary sabo #asl brothers #one piece headcanons #firefighter au #one piece modern au

[theredcuyo]

So, I convinced a very dear friend of mine to play ace attorney and she's almost finished raise from the ashes, she got to the part of Miles' letter just now and asked me about it

I cried, i didn't tell her why tho, but that was me thinking about JFA, which... yeah, now that i think about it, did Franziska know that her brother wasn't dead?

It's been a good while since i played that, but i don't think they ever specified if she knew

She was in for revenge for him tho

But like, if she didn't knew he was alive, that's a big f*cking yikes, lost her father and brother in less than a year?, damn (we know she at least has another older sibling and a niece, but still that's like half her family)

Just imagine that, also, can we talk about how betrayed she must've felt?, as a matter of a fact she CRIES when talking to him later and i feel like the fandom puts Phoenix's reaction over hers a lot (not to count her reaction in AAI2 too when Miles "abandons" her again)

Which yeah, i get it, Phoenix pulling a legally blonde and then being hurt is interesting, but also, like, family is also a thing? and thanks to AAI we know that they had always been close and having a sibling disappear and sort of fake their death sounds really f*cking painful

Even if she knew Miles was still alive, she saw him so hurt to do something this drastic and not only that, but almost quit being a prosecutor all together (again, very important in their bond)

No wonders she went protective and vengeful sis against Phoenix

#miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #tw implied death #implied wrightworth #wrigthworth #franziska von karma #ace attorney #ace attorney justice for all #aajfa #aai #aai2 #can we talk more about franziskas emotions please #girl puts up with so much shit #and everyone points at manfred for being a shitty dad #which i dont think he was that bad tbh #we saw him spoil her rotten and she refers to him as papa #he did joke on not going to see her first trial but considering other of his coments on his family i doubt he wouldnt be there #he wasnt the best but definetely not as much of a assh*le as everyone says #also like #i want more deep in franziska and Miles sibling relationship #like please #i dont ever see people coment on it unless its for jokes #also she was a happy child we saw it in the anime

[pushing500]

Buckeye has a good name for our newest temporary base. "Parish-by-the-Expanse" is much nicer than "Landfall" was, and as our new residence is a cult settlement in a wide, flat grassland... It really is a parish in the expanse.

Not going to lie, I had completely forgotten that Duchess was pregnant so I appreciate the helpful reminder. A crib was quickly constructed, and baby food was added to the stove bill! We're all looking forward to meeting Blackdragon Jr.

Waaah I can't believe Bella is seven already!!! Happy birthday! I imagine Blackdragon (our resident tailor) has made some adjustments to Bella's favourite dress so she can still wear it even though she's probably grown heaps since we landed.

They grow up so fast...

Oh for crying out loud, Duchess, we're in the middle of an important cult meeting! Don't you think this could have waited a few more minutes?

Welcome to the world, Dire Wolf. It's a pleasure to have you, and we can't wait until you're old enough to wear a mask just like your dad.

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#rimworld #gracie plays #The Children of Ecthuctu #art #my art #traditional art #rimworld art #unpolished art #slightly more polished art than usual #Parish-by-the-Expanse might be my favourite randomly generated settlement name ever #It's so pretty and whimsical #Bella is so fun to draw #I know technically she's wearing a romper #But nobody can prove it DOESN'T have a fancy skirt attached to it #And I like drawing her pretty frilly dress <3 #She's the cutest pigskin pawn rimworld has ever seen I'm sure of it #Also I adore that the first randomly generated nickname for Millie was “Dire Wolf” #I choose to believe it was absolutely her father's (unhelpful) input #She's going to grow up spoiled rotten and I love her #Two little girls in the colony now! #Perhaps I'll draw Dire Wolf in cutsey dresses too... #That could be fun #Have a great day everyone!! <3 <3

[priestwidow]

I have once again drawn my favorite Big Tall Anime Woman with her Priest Husband (the punisher ain't the only thing that's strapped up, etc etc)

#I am always into Big Girl Gets Picked Up Like She Weighs Nothing #like yes yes we know milly can pick him up - but!!! I wanted to see her be on the receiving end of that too - so I drew it! #also love drawing love-drunk woof face........ thinks about him wanting to be so gentle with her and dies #what if milly was a bottom and she was loud and cute and demanding about it. what if woof had fun spoiling her rotten about it. what then. #them.......... #milfwood #millywood #priestwidow art tag

[wordswithloveee]

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#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[falkecat]

OCtober Day 5 - Relationships

I know this is so so so late but I was working on it during the challenge so I wanted to finish it out fdvxfgb

Here is Iridal and Faeryn Grim! They're father and daughter and Faeryn runs the show X3

#bweirdOCtober #OCtober #Falke's art #my OCs #ashen light #iri's a demon who adopted fae when she was a baby #he dotes on her a lot and she's most likely spoiled rotten by him dfvxv #fae is a fox ferron which is what i named animal people lol #they both love each other v much ❤️

[harvestmoth]

shes so pathetic <3

#i read somewhere i don’t remember where that she likes to raise tropical fish so im taking that and running with it #anyways peoples current thoughts on how she is in season 2 is so funny to me #milgram fandom(mostly the twitter ones from what ive seen): she is a master of psycological manipulation #thats a pathetic crybaby teenager whos probably never had a normal friendship dynamic #whos also spoiled rotten #at least thats what im getting #anyways anyways #she and haruka are t4t mlm wlw friends and i think theyre neat #i wanna study them like weird little fish under a microscope #honestly i wanna study all of them and their potential dynamics to each other like weird little fish under a microscope #also idk if its canon or not if shes fluent in french but im choosing to believe she is because it could be funny #i dont know any french though so i cant capitalize on that because i dont trust google translate #milgram #muu kusunoki #haruka sakurai

[ouranbutworse]

cant stop thinking about little sakura she's my new favourite character. when she's born all the hosts are in the waiting room, they're exhausted and the other spouses went home bc it was so late but the hosts insist on staying and meeting their niece the second she's born. the twins are pacing up and down and constantly asking questions. mori fell asleep immediately with a giant bear next to him. honey is standing at the vending machine constantly pressing coins into it until he gets literally everything out of it. kyoya is still in his scrubs bc he came straight from his shift just down the hallway to the waiting room. when the baby is born they don't hear her crying, they hear tamaki, and they all smile at each other. tamaki bursts in still crying and blubbers out a couple words before everything hits him and he faints. they don't manage to catch him (mori and hani try, at least) and kyoya has to give him a couple of stitches

#ohshc #tamaharu #inspired by squagel to change my original idea from the other post thank u i love u ❤️ #ranka was meant to be there but he also fainted and manages to rush in right as the others are about to go in and meet her #like father like son in law #i have so many ideas about them. i am so normal about them #sakura is the first baby born too so she is absolutely spoiled rotten (but is still a sweetheart)

[toasteaa]

The one thing that never fails to improve my mood after a long day? My sweetie baby Meko is always excited to see me come home and corrals me into a space as soon as possible so she can sit on me/near me and purr 💕

#toast talks #Meko isn't a yapper but she DOES give me a piece of her mind every time I come home #then she demands to be held like a baby for no more than 1 minute before urging me to the bedroom so she can sit on the bed and watch me #If I don't do those things for her she starts following me around the apartment like a toddler until I give in to her whims #Spoiled rotten. I love her so much

[professionallydeadinside]

Thinking about Olive and her fucked up relationships with her dads!!

#henrick is never happy around her and olive feels like she needs to walk on eggshells and doesn't feel like he's her father #dominic spoils her rotten because he loves her and even though henrick tries to tell olive how horrible he is. she doesn't believe him #olive darthen #henrick smith #dominic darthen #oc next gen #my art #my ocs #king's misery

[denkies]

My mom woke me up at 2am to say "I just want to let you know that I'm not crazy, but I am the bride of Christ and he needs you to take him more seriously." and no one is hiring me, so I can't afford to move out of this wackass fucking house!!! Bro I hate it here!!!

#and then she was like ''i keep trying to /remind him/ that you're trying to sleep‚ but he really wanted me to tell you 🥺'' #please someone get me the fuck out of here oh my god. she also mocked me for being raped and abused as a kid which was um. not fun #bc I'm scared of men‚ and i get nervous when men come over. and she has a ldr boyfriend (of 6 months) who she plans on marrying #and she was like ''ohhh let me just NEVER HAVE MEN OVER because I have to bow down to your TWAUMAA *mocking noises*'' #and i hadn't even done or said ANYTHING!!! i don't complain when she has guy friends over!!! i just stay in my room!!!! #and then she called me a spoiled rotten brat because i had a panic attack when she randomly mentioned he was coming over #like I'm not allowed to be afraid of a complete stranger my mom has known for 6 months being in my house #and she's like ''i KNOW HIM!!!!'' girl you also knew my father for 12 years and look how that turned out. not good! #sorry for venting on here‚ I'm at the library right now. bc if i go home‚ she's going to start telling me her conspiracy theories #like i do not feel safe enough to go home. and I've been desperately job hunting to get the fuck out but i haven't gotten even 1 reply #anyway!!! I'm coping by looking at apartments and making lists of household items to fill it with #heart shaped rice cooker my beloved #personal

[xicanaroja]

When your grandma comes over uninvited to your house on a day decidedly Not your birthday, to give you a birthday cake that is a flavor you do Not like, but is a flavor that a) she very much likes, and b) was the cake for her most precious favorite grandbaby, your baby cousin. So now you get the delightful taste of bad cake and favoritism for you pre-birthday, and also have to sit through an unannounced visit with your Extremely a Lot Grandmother, who spends a good amount of the time praising your shit uncle for being a "wonderful father" and talking about his and your aunt's amazing vacation with your cousin, which is just always an awesome thing to have to sit through a long conversation about under the guise of celebrating you.

#my birthdays always suck #they generally come down to reminiscing for my grandmother or somehow something about the amazing qualities of the 10yo baby cousin #do i think its ridiculous to be jealous of the 10yo? absolutely #do these people also not gaf about showing their extremely obvious favoritism and thus make it very hard not to resent this child? also yes #it does not help that shes a little spoiled shit #i love her but shes hard to get on with because these people have spoiled her absolutely rotten #and also my grandmother is soooo much #literally everything is about her too #i cant talk about anything without her turning it into something she can make about herself or her favorite people #also my aunt apparently told my grandma to tell me happy birthday when she called to ask how they were enjoying their vacation #so i should definitely expect 0 calls/ texts from her for my birthday bc she definitely thinks that telling grandma to tell me is enough #i hate my mom's family #they make me feel like shit and i cry on my birthday almost every year bc of them :/

[cuteniaarts]

Baby girl. Baby

#my art #artists on tumblr #the legend of korra #original character #seeds of the red lotus #sotrl suiren #she’s so Shaped I love her #my actual child #‘that girl is a horrid spoiled rotten brat. a good for nothing bastard swamp freak’ meanwhile that girl looks like this #a tiny sad cinnamon roll #this isn’t a WIP or anything just felt like sketching her #(actually it’s from about a month ago but shh)

[freebooter4ever]

I never know what to write in a bereavement card so im just going with images and hoping the message gets across :(

#Im still just like...in shock? Like with grandpa we kinda knew #We had time to grieve even while it was happening #But this still doesnt really feel real #The person closest to him was obviously my cousin #I just...you arent supposed to lose your dad that early you know? #Your dad is supposed to be there to be grandpa and spoil your kids rotten :( #she will never get that and it breaks my heart #Journal shit