#look at all these seagulls

[istherewifiinhell]

[Battler] ...I haven't told anyone, but when I was in kindergarten, I joined up with a little gang of kids trying to form a Earth Defense Force, saying we'd help protect peace on earth. My face turns red when I remember how, during what we called battle practice, we would chant EDF! EDF!

The urge to make either turtles OR a tf joke is strong but he would actually predate both. Damn

#look at all these seagulls #one letter off in both medias. alas. #ANYWAY. trying to coalate things they are saying about maria caue its making me. rabid. but just a real. shoot from the hip post

[s-lycopersicum]

#a serene and pleased look on her face as she seagulls down a massive slice of pizza #and all's well with the world #bocchi the rock! #yamada ryo #art

[youareunbearable]

I always see these posts about Maedhros and Elwing, like yes both leap to their deaths clutching a Silmaril and I adore the foil allegories, but what of Maglor??

My tiktok feed has been playing that one fan Odysseus song, the "get in the water, or ill raise the tides so high all of Ithaca will die" song, and I cant help but just picture Maglor, at the ends of his rope, covered in Ambarussa's blood, the youngest son of Feanor again after spending an untold amount of time being the second oldest, just going still and deadly at Elwing

Hes no Luthien, no half Maia that can pluck at the threads of reality like one can a harp, but he is the best Singer of the Noldor, and depending on who you ask, of all of the First Born. One of the only Sons of Feanor with an affinity for water while the rest burn, but that doesn't mean he can't become a rolling boil.

Once the final breath of Ambarussa escapes their lungs, oh the Scream Maglor will have let go. Just as a drowning person will grasp at anything to keep them afloat, even to the point where they may drown their rescuer just to keep their head above the waves, Maglor’s scream PULLS

All the water surrounding this costal city would Lurch, would rush and flood and crash upon the city walls. The streets, already run red with blood, would become knee deep blood pools. These red rivers would part before him and his echoing dirge, his siren wailing, the bloody waves would lap at his feet with every step he would take up Elwing's tower.

He would corner her, eyes blazing with the same light that she clutches desperately to her chest, to her heart, and Maglor wouldn't care about the Jewel, he's already lost so much to it that if he held it himself he would just toss it into the waves anyways, let it sink to the black depths where it belongs.

No, Maglor would pin her on the balcony, block her exits so all she can see is the blood stained water seeping around his feet, inching towards her, and the furious roar and crash of the raging ocean behind. He would hum, a disarming little song, and the waves seem to surge upwards, reaching towards the tower balcony on beat. The spray of the waves would splatter across her back, would mist Maglor’s face, the salt of the ocean mixing with the salt of his tear stained face. He would look at her, dripping in water and blood, both of his brothers and his enemies, and he would sing one little line, a command more like.

"Get in the water"

#maglor #Silmarillion #elwing #silm fic #lotr #ANYWAYS u know me I love mae but ive been thinking about how it's not fair that Maglor #doesnt also get his grief despair wump #elwing throws herself into the waves and gets saved #while maglor is doomed to stalk its edge #i dont have my copy of silm rn csuse I packed it but its Ulmo that turns her into a sea bird right? #what if he did that because he knew that he wouldnt be able to save her if she touched the watet #maglor has such a GRIP on the water around sirion rn that even Ulmo would be unsure #if he could completely keep her safe #so he turns her into a bird right as maglors waves reach up and miss her by a breath #by a wing tip and maglor SCREAMS #look im fond of maglor becoming a crazed beach bum but i also like to imagine him just MURKING #all thr seagulls he can get his hands on Just In Case #elrond or his sons find him and theyre like Maglor Come Home and hes just RIPPING into a seagull #with his little circle of crabs around him and theyre like Oh Hum #amber rambles

[seagull-scribbles]

Messy sketch based on a messy sketch I did back in 2020

This was picked for the 800 follower celebration, thank you everyone for all your support on my art journey

#sth #vector the crocodile #seagull celebrations #thank you all again sorry it’s like 2 months late #shoutout to my two Australian friends #this one goes out to you ahaha #I have missed drawing vector….he doesn’t look as chunky as I’d like tbh #should doodle him more for sure I still love him dearly #thank you for those who asked for this again btw it was fun to revisit #I just felt redoing a sketch as a proper piece wasn’t a fair comparison so I kept this messy too #as I have mentioned my iPad charging ports a bit effed so arts going to be slow for a while apologies #money troubles #vector gets it

[cashweasel]

Some very late Halloween doodles ft besties @sysba and @night-triumphantt ocs because they are KILLING me and I had to share

Galael is being harassed and syfyn is a seagull but it’s ok because their bfs are having the time of their lives serving cunt as sexy lifeguards how can you be mad at that?? (I’m looking at u especially swim rescue galael)

Daemon and karima as jasper and alice HDJSKSKDHD they have my whole heart I just can’t get over daemon’s wig and karima serving teenage boy

Zuko and katara will never beat the kiyazan allegations and if they had a halloween contest they’d win best dressed 🤝

#they were waiting for daemon and karima to get posted djdkskdj #time isn’t real it’s fine #honorable mention Layla and shaheen + their kiddos all going as a shrek family #every time I look at galael’s face I die a little it’s so fucking funny for one reason (actually yes for a reason look at them) #no* reason #can’t believe they’re sleeping in the guest room bc they’re mad they were carried potato sack style and not princess style #literally losing it imagining him grabbing his pillow and walking out of the room #kiyazan actually I’m obsessed with theirs they’re so cute #they look more like zuko and katara than zuko and katara themselves wtf 😂 #also kiki sitting on his lap and doing his makeup? 1000% worth #happiest day of his life I believe #daemon….. I always pictured him with his hair and then was drawing it and I was like wait- #i hate it but I love it #he looks better than karima at least #also silas is a real one for matching with his bestie and idk how he managed to convince syfyn to be a seagull but slay 💀💀 #anyways I just had to throw this out there I go to bed now kdksjdhdk #will anyone see this? idk but it was important to share either way #ocs #my art #kiyazan #galen #daemon x karima

[fluentisonus]

a seagull stole a whole chunk of my pasty & scratched my face with its claws as it did so :(

#mean to me :( #I'm brainrotted though bc i looked down & saw all the dozens of seagull shadowns flying around me & though 'wow this would be a great #drawing. the implication of seagulls without the seagulls actually there' & immediately had to dodge another seagull bc i hadn't put the #pasty away padt enough #thoughts #anyways if I get sick eating the rest of this pasty so be it bc I'm not throwing it away

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

Askbox time

Assuming that Nobby has seen Edward in preservation (post 1963 rebuild) (I think it was '63), what are his opinions on Edward being rebuilt into something not-so-Furness?

tl;dr: Nobby's just glad Edward is still alive, thank you — though he knows he has to pretend to give a damn about this sort of thing

The Awdry’s explanation for Edward does not come down to a single rebuild but to numerous modifications over the past, erm (checks notes) century or so. Some of these rebuilds would have been more extensive than others but it’s not clear to me that the one after the crankpin failure would have been one where they made the biggest alterations to his design.

I am sure that some significant rebuilding took place between 1920 and 1941. So Nobby already saw the beginnings of the Edwardification of 34 before he left Barrow. 

Life is change. Most of Nobby’s own working career was before Mr Pettigrew brought standardisation to the F.R., he knows how it goes. 

And, like, look, Nobby knows that when visitors come and say anything along the lines of oh if only so-and-so was still in their original form (and they do mention the Edward case to him of course, quite a lot), his job is to make vague sympathetic noises and to be sure to sound genial rather than biting if he observes that the world already has a preserved Sharp and Stewart passenger engine, you can go visit him any time, oh yes, I’m told the Dutch take very good care of him...

Incidentally, Nobby was sceptical about the project to rebuild 20 to his original form. May have kinda definitely been polite, diplomatic conversations with earnest representatives of the newly-formed Furness Railway Trust that boiled down to Nobby being like ‘Ya can’t bring back the past, shit don’t work like that’ and the FRT blokes being like ‘lol wut, nah bro, if you throw enough money at it you totally can — relax, we’ll show you.’

(At the risk of spoilers… the attitude of both parties proved justified in the end.) 

#chatter #coppernob things #ttte edward #fr 20 #furness engines #thank you for the question! #nobby can live all right without ever seeing the shape of a seagull again #between you and me though #what he does feel the aching absence of sometimes if he's in edward's company #is seagull laughter #that's gone... 34 doesn't laugh like *that* now #but even if he did #you'd need at least two probably three of them before you really heard the sound the way it's meant to sound #nobby spent decades bitching about seagulls but once those squawky outbursts of group laughter were silenced forever... #the absence nearly drove him mad #and it's *that* loss that sometimes has caused him to look at modern edward and feel the hollow sense that this is a stranger #that's a grief that would not be soothed if edward were still in sharp and stewart form — if anything that would make the grief worse #i'm whispering this in tags because it's not something to ever be SAID #this is an old bit of sadness you just carry unspoken in your boiler for the rest of your life (: #— hot tips on emotional health by nobby™

[keeps-ache]

!! Freak Shock !!

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #oc #bottled wishes #look at my dog-cat (rat ??) thing !! :D #it's an allegory for being trans lol #i had trans people explained to me as dogs that wanted to be cats #which that really didn't make any sense to my brain. i was thinking 'so what? also those are two different species altogether ??' #//i'm on some sort of animal kick so i'm drawing a bear-seagull loll #not as cursed as it sounds but i am so scared of starting on the colours Hbfvhsf #cuz i spent. so long. so so long. trying to figure out this palette kfsp #//'i can't draw animals' what is this !! #'my visual library expanded' ah okay that's fair actually lmao #//i started this almost immediately after finishing that living room scene Kfhab #Where was this like two weeks ago!! oh wells. back into the abyss i go :> #//edit: this thang uses all pronouns btw :3

[istherewifiinhell]

"Please keep it quiet, okay? It's still just a guess, so it would be bad to say it. And if it really is true, what would you do? They might not let us return alive. This is an opponent who had no trouble killing Nii-san and the three others. Right now, the only people I can count on to fight with me are the three people in my family and maybe Battler-kun, as well, which comes to a total of four people, right? The situation is no different than it was last night. In short, it would be easy for the culprit to massacre the rest of us."

i respect this of her (eva) cause by her own reasoning battler has VERY little in the way of opportunity in method (boy doesnt know what the FUCK is going on) but also it is weird that it happened when he showed up right. idk nephew i dont THINK you did it but whose to say right??

Because it was an easy guess to reach. A guess that anyone could reach. And I just couldn't accept that.

If I tried 'turning the chessboard over' like I had learned from Kyrie-san, that was exactly why it was impossible for a servant to be the culprit.

^ doubles as you know just cause someone in the story is giving you a theory doesnt mean you should assume they are GOOD at theory crafting. and also </3 the parallel scenes highlights specifically even if it wasnt a very emotional seeming relationship kyrie and battler had a bond that cannot be replaced.

Just like the words of the main character's mother in a novel I read recently called "Higurashi no naku koro ni”.

A mystery story had four parts: introduction, development, turn and conclusion.

Eliminating the first part was essential for the perfect crime.

WOOOOO say the line!

#look at all these seagulls

[autiezo]

Stuck here, can't die (Disco Elysium poem)

For all the people I've hurt.

For all the love wasted on me.

For all the miracles I let go.

I am sentenced to Life,

an eternity of community service.

Revachol has assigned me to

befriend the lonely and forgotten,

rekindle the fire of dying dreams,

shit on our enemies’ heads.

Seagull style, toss my trash self up.

Something beautiful is going to happen.

#disco elysium #harry du bois #looks like hdb decided to live after all #seagull disco elysium #poems on tumblr #poems and poetry #original poem #poem #my writing #writer #writeblr #writers on tumblr

[joelletwo]

#umineko #seagulls game #trying to look up the proper seating order for this kjsdfg do they really make a point to say the 14th spot is for rosas husband-- #If She Had One? this family sucks lol #also imagine all those years of younger maria getting in trouble for being a child at the dinner table separated from her mother 😍😍 #like how young do they start enforcing this lol. and what was it like when they had to reshuffle it when each kid was born. FUCKED UP

[bitchfitch]

I'll get a better picture when the sun's up. but it's he. the worst fucking creature to ever commit atrocities.

#(singing the mlpfim theme song) #he isnt based on her but by god do they look the same. #like i can say Arlo is a goat a lot of times #but sometimes i forget #hes a fucking goat. like. just a goat. #this man will turn your skin into seagulls who all sound like paul blart and then eat a tin can.

[whiskeyswifty]

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#listen #I know you guys all love to see her happy and I do too #but that is simply NOT a good cover objectively like…. it looks like a mediocre fan edit sksnfnfngng #NOT A KNOCK AT MY BUDDIES WHO ALL DO AMAZING EDITS (better than this cover tbh) #but come ON #the layout is awful!! no balance at all it’s all over the place #the photoshop job is terrible #she looks absolutely adorable and I know it’s blinding a lot of you #but even the wierd fake bob has me like ?????? #COMMIT OR DONT #I will say ON THE OTHER HAND #the original cover is so iconic #her most recognizable cover ever that was the most high concept best use of mixed media (barely but it qualifies) #launched a whole AESTHETIC #so I totally see why the exercise in even trying to do a modern take on it is totally foolish and it would look terrible no matter what #so to go in a totally new direction is just the only option she had #I just wish the direction had been well….. more thoughtful #it’s an adorable photo of her but it belongs in the inside or needs a different design structure to accommodate it #THE SEAGULLS LOOK TERRIBLE WHY ARE THEY SO IN FOCUS AND DISPROPORTIONATE #THE LIGHT ON HER AND THE SEAGULLS ARE COMING FROM COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS #THIS IS BASIC ART 101 LIKE WHAT YOU LEARN IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL #anyway hater moment over #I was just shocked at how shitty it was made like GIRL YOU HAVE MONEY HIRE SOMEONE GOOD

[magistralucis]

@absolut--kurant!

#sidney seagull #good morning my friend! behold this angel that visited us a few days ago 🤣 #it was a good sunny hour so i could capture him in all his glory #sidney is his usual gluttonous self... he doesn't usually go for this feeder but this is what he looks like whenever he braves it #as you can see he is easily as big -as- the feeder so he can never linger for long #gotta stuff in as many mealworms and nuts as he can 😂 #but isn't he magnificent in his own way)) #i think you are going back today? please have safe journeys and i hope time at smr has been exquisitely pleasant 🥰🥰🥰 #sending you my love!!! 💖💖💖💖💖 #herring gull #birds #cute #seagull

[somedaytakethetime]

Everyone say thank you to this French barber for delivering content that our King could never 😌

#LOOK AT HIM!! OH MY GOD PLEASE LOOK AT THIS MAN!! #I KNOW I SAY IT ALL THE TIME BUT HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL CHRIST #LOOK AT THAT LITTLE SWOOPY SOFT HAIR!! LOOK AT HIS BEARD!! LOOK AT THE JAW!! #LOOK AT HIS NOSE LOOK AT HIS PROFILE LOOK AT EVERYTHING #[censored][beeping sounds]*heavy sigh* #Kasper Schmeichel #sweet prince #danish captain america #king thicccness #Big Daddy 🥺 #hubbie 🥰 #*seagull screaming*LOVEOFMYLIFE*incoherent screaming* #it's friday night and i'm sitting in bed in jammies covered by old lady blankets crying about how pretty this random man is #my little geriatric king i love you so much 🥺

[gtzgoblin]

Taylor Swift better not make seagulls popular, I did not get this seagull tattoo on my forearm because they were a cool bird I got it because they're shithead animals and I vibe with that

#taylor swift #1989 taylor's version #i do like taylor dont get me wrong #just dont want people to know that and be like aw is that why you got the gulls #no it isnt its because my husband said theyre my spirit animal #(loud angry and really like chips) #i also appreciate their ability to seamlessly blend in in any setting #d&d advice: bird form a seagull. you could be ANYWHERE and youd fit in. fuck eagles #if youre an eagle people are gonna be like hm eagles dont normally come here but seagulls? everywhere all the time #saw one on top of a mountain a few months ago. what was it doing up there? dunno but did it look out of place? no. coz theyre everywhere #thanks for coming to my ted talk #seagulls #gods among birds