#look im just shitposting here

[weirdcursedvaultkid]

[looks at adult Alex and merula] just a femme and her masc :’)

#IM JKKKKKKKKK #shitposting #today was just like the good old days where I never shut up on here #mella speaks #vegasnyde #merula just looks like such a girl kisser in that outfit I cannot

[syrupyyyart]

fuck you *ponyfies your anime boy*

#the first personal pony art ive drawn in like 2 months and its .......... hetalia #teehee #my art #aph france #hws france #pony au #francis bonnefoy #mlp #last time i drew pony au it was for a shitpost because 'haha ponies are so cringe!' #but now pony art is my career. so like. here we are #accept this. whatever it is #hetalia #hetalia fanart? on MY syrupyyyart blog in 2022? its more likely than you think #im just throwing this out unceremoniously so that i dont have to look at it anymore. dont talk to me

[fruk-choosing-a-username]

everyone: you must think about every detail when multiclassing. you have to consider ability scores, proficiencies, what works together, skills, spells. it is a meticulous and careful process that you must put extreme thought and care into to be the most powerful class combination. you can't just choose classes willy-nilly with no reason. you will suffer and be extremely weak and die constantly. you must research and consider every single detai-

me: i chose these two classes to multiclass because i like them both and couldn't decide.

#to be fair i AT LEAST looked at spells and abilities each class gets at what level to make sure i don't miss anything TOO important #but thats the most thought i put into it #i am here to roleplay and have fun not be the strongest and most optimized player #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #shitpost #no hate to anyone that does think about it more carefully you'll probably be way better at the game than me #i just think its funny how almost everyone is stressing how IMPORTANT the right choices in multiclassing are and im over here like 🤪🤪🤪

[friendly-neighborhood-furry]

so this is basically how The Ex went right

original/ref for context:

i remembered this image existed and i was bored so i sketched it out on paper and decided to digitalize it cuz i had nothing better to do. i might be the only one who finds this funny lmao

#the best part of being an artist is realizing you can make your favorite characters say whatever dumb shit you want #and nobody can do anything to stop you #anyway this is actually the best that i've drawn rob in a while lol #his stupid head is just so hard to get right. the polygons on his face are so finicky #but he looks pretty good here! im happy about that :) #but god why is it that every time i actually make good rob art its for a shitpost. am i cursed or something #this is also the first tawog thing ive drawn in photopea (free photoshop alternative) #it works pretty well honestly! you should give it a try if you have the chance #drew gumball while listening to a jerma livestream. its wild that he got a houseflipper game sponsorship #the amazing world of gumball #tawog #gumball watterson #rob tawog #my art #just in case #suicide tw #tw suicide #suicide cw #cw suicide

[gatoraid]

She Who Became the Sun, chapter 22

So you're telling me that he 1) killed a man, 2) stole his earrings and 3) wore those fucking earrings to what... spite Ouyang???

Baoxiang What The Actual Fuck 😂😂😂

#wang baoxiang wHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS #crying #and this isn't probably even in the top5 of the most fucked up baoxiang-isms #every time I go back to the canon to look for some details abt the character I'm writing abt and it's just... stuff like this.... #tbh im here for it though #she who became the sun #the radiant emperor #shitposting

[gay-strawberry]

part 2 the never king shitpost ! heres part 1

vane:

winnie:

pan:

bash:

kas:

vane:

tink:

i will come back (maybe) when i read more and meet more characters | update. i did (part 3)

#the never king #nikki st crowe #just to be clear i do agree this book sucks and its evil #but it was fun to read #and i was disappointed to see no shitposts #or memes #or more people reading it to make fun of it #so im making my own posts #so the next person that comes here looking for this #finds something #im sorry to tell u 99% of the readers are on instagram taking this book very seriously #spicy peter pan #evil peter pan #vicious lost boys book 1 #vane #bash #kas #winnie darling #tinkerbell

[crebbyhermit]

oc textposts :) 

#i make my own shitposts #self indulgent content #this post makes me Wheeze everytime #crebsketch #dumping here for archival purposes again #ocs #andrea #venus #hugo #pen drawings my beloved... #im really proud of how i drew them here tho. was going for the visual novel sprite look #or. i forgot the wording LMAO i wanted to them to be more interactive than just. front facing sprites

[josephslittledeputy]

You’re laughing. I’m sitting here bleeding out and you’re laughing.

#give it up for unhinged ocs everyone! #ok dont look at me or perceive anything about my existence i just had a random thought and now it be upon ye #idk what to tag this as or what oc but i know theres some oc energy of mine in here #probs someone @ Sel #tbd #rip to the mutuals rn #i could be writing but im shitposting #ok lets be real i cant even write rn bc i keep getting in my own way 😔✊🏻

[des-fangirl]

I HATE YOUTU HATE YOU I HATE YOU STUPID AMAZING BOOK ABOUT WOMEN ABOUT WAR AND ABOUT!!! EVERYTHING!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KILL YOURSELF YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN THE WORLD UPSIDE DOWN VUT YOU ENDED UP TURNING ME AND MY MIND UPSIDE DOWN. wGAT THE FUCK!!!

#IM SORRY??? #just my honest thoughts #i wrote it in my tg channel but i think i should leave it here too #honest reaction #des-shitpost #monstrous regiment #LOOK AT HOW SANE I AM GUYS.

[tomonari-nue]

still thinking about how JJK entire stock shonen hero adventures vibe went downhill into increasing tragedy and struggling hope the moment Yuuji died.

LIKE. they really killed off their mc in 4 episodes just to say “hey actually this isnt a happy story lmao” and while i fucking love that, i am also fear.png

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #cursed technique: shitpost #cursed technique: meta #kinda??? idk im just talking here #i just think. the entire series' vibes changed when yuuji got killed #like sure he was revived but damn #look at everything that followed after #like it just went downhill from there

[zestybxtch]

i might pretend im not a jealous type but the second someone lays their eyes on him i will lose my shit. need him right beside me with my arm around him so im sure no one will be touching my property. someone dared to touch him, insult my ownership on him? we suddenly critically need to come back home, just for me to bend him over the nearest surface in the house. this toy belongs to me, i want it for myself. only fucking him full of my cum can get this dirty touch off of my boy

#i might be insane #but idgaf #my kinks have been getting more and more concerning recently #i promise its all just an act for the scene purposes i dont normally behave this way😭 #i also noticed people tend to write pretty long thoughts here and my posts just look like shitpost tweets #so im trying to make them longer as well #this probably wont last long but maybe once in a while ill try harder lol #i guess its a sign to just make a twitter acc instead of a tumblr one #gay #gay nsft #gay ns/fw #mlm #mlm nsft #mlm ns/fw

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i’m so fucking stupid, why did i agree to this.. it’s just hurting me.. but as long as you’re happy i guess

#im gonna fucking shoot myself im so pissed off because my fp is fucking my best friend as we speak #i just want me to be the only one he’s like that with #but if i say that i’ll look stupid #so i guess im gonna sit here and suffer #god i want to fucking kill myself #tw vent post #actually bpd #bpd problems #bpd vent #actually borderline #actually mentally ill #bpd fp #bpd #bpd shitposting #bpd favorite person #bpd mood

[flamboyant-king]

You know me. I like barely ever show any NOT SAFE FOR WORK drawings on here. So instead, I'm sharing drawings of my face AS I was drawing each NOT SAFE FOR WORK thing.

And the subject is right there, smack dab in the middle. Being tormented by the sins of the egg. (I drew him really cute but I can't share the rest.)

ALSO, I'd like to state that it's not corngraphic except like two maybe, it's more so like violent. We are all just having fun beating this guy up. Like, step right up and stomp on his face type shih. I never ever ever draw violent stuff, unless it's lewling related, so this is like cathartic.

This uhh feeling will fade after Halloween hopefully and we'll go back to our regularly scheduled wholesomeness and cammypus.

#i looked in a mirror 20 feet away as reference because im like NYAHAHA WHAT EVILS HAVE I COMMITED #and i see my own smug face in the mirror like 'yes this will get me hunted down' #sketches #i do comedy slapstick violence but ya know doing more darker jokes and adult humor feels nice like im not censoring myself #i mean i still am by not showing you guys a lot of the bloody or even H O RN Y stuff but ya cant expose everything #like for those of yall who have followed me for years id say were all legal here for more than my usual 13+ content #i just want ro be appealing to a broader audience IN CASE i ever did make it somewhere but haha its been what #8 years since i started this blog. any credit i had died off with teeny taku fhjdjsksajsk #ive got no image to uphold. i have nothing im trying to promote anymore. i do but ive lost the plot ya know #im just having fun and im glad you guys are just ...letting me? like i looked at my old stuff #with the cookies the pokemans the fehs the ocs. and yall just let me go freaking wild and thought #yeah ill give that a like. bless yalls hearts. bless ya souls. ive got thousands of posts on here and yall just let me run wild #and thank you for that. ya never pit pressure on me. kts me outting pressure on myself. #i do wish there were folks that did look forward to some actual tangible content instead of me shitposting with no cohesiveness #but thats just hard with adhd. and try as i might with medications and alarms and deadlines and what have you. its just. difficult #like even the tags here are derailing. but i hope that alongside me just having fun doing my thing. i hope i can get on course #where there is a clear line to follow in my life but i dont lose sight of it as i trail off #but for now. im just drawing experimenting and straight up goofing around. have fun you guys #i may not show you everything but just know im having fun too.

[system-of-a-feather]

Excerpt from me talking with my fiance about his therapy as he realizes his abusive preschool gave him some long lasting traumatic damage to his mental health

Me: It's not the important or main point, but I'm gonna be honest, being here and watching you go through and process all of this has me a bit baffled because I've had this conversation with XIV like 10 times this week where Ill be like "damn that trauma in preschool really fucked him up for the long run, which valid, but like, damn man, that was like one year. I've always been in an abusive and hostile shitty environment for the first like 18 years of my life, how the fuck am I ok" and then XIV always is in the back and goes "you have DID"

My Fiance: Yeah he's just like "You have me." "Oh look at what the not-trauma holder says to the DID Squared part because the not-trauma holder actually has trauma and to keep that away from the trauma-holding parts split within the DID"

Me: Me: Yeah. Basically what he says.

#alter: riku #alter: xiv #shitpost #trauma talk #trauma processing #really though its not the important part of this experience #but my fiance processing his trauma just #has me sitting here like :eye: :lips: :eye: emoji cause I'm like #damn fuck that shit really hurt you huh #i feel you man #but also what the fuck #if that was able to hurt you that much #what the FUCK am I doing being ok #Cause trauma olympics isn't worth anything #but on a theoretical level having your entire life as a minor being riddled with like #all the main forms of abuse and not having a single supportive adult #theoretically should have made me much more fucked up #and im like #damn what the hell is with me being ok #until i look at XIV and remember i have DID and I'm just the hyperfunctioning ANP part

[dailypokemoncrochet]

Tumblr is the best platform because I don't make a concerted effort to specifically gain followers or attention, and yet somehow people still find me amongst the billions of other posts. And SO many of y'all will leave little comments and expressions of affection on my posts or click the "like" button for my little crochets or smile when one of my pokemon comes up on your dash.

#text #i often think that every one on tumblr who would be interested in this project has already found me #but every day someone new finds something of mine and follows #and i read a shitpost that was like 'theres always other posts. literally a billion more' and that made me realize how small this blog is #and really how incredible that anyone's found it #which i might say a lot here im really not sure bc i mostly ramble like this on my personal but idk i wanted to say it here this time #been going Through It and years back on my personal and uhhh apparently i've had the thought #'i will crochet every single pokemon some day' multiple MULTIPLE times over the years even before starting this in 2017 lmao #and today i have hit the 100th of just this year #and it makes 543rd overall #and wow it hits different looking at those old posts when i'd made only an awkward clunky eevee with too big a body and now #idk im emotional so much has changed and so much is the same #and maybe it's dumb but i'm so in awe of myself for having made such progress in this One Thing #this one thing that is so silly and yet so meaningful #like all the shit going on in the world in my world #im still here in this tiny space able to do something i love and being able to share it #the thought is always the same the mood is always different and today i am choosing to make it comforting

[epicfirestormer]

I don't usually post about newly released chapters for One Piece, but oh my god

#HE'S BACK #THEY'RE BACK #MY BELOVEDS ARE BACK #I GENUINELY SHOUTED WHEN I SAW KILLER #THEY'RE HERE NOW AND THEY'RE GOING TO WANO #IM SO EXCITED NOW #pls pls pls #let my three-eyed killer theory be true #I wonder what's their connection to saul is #cause it's gotta be him #who else has burn scars that we know of? and just so happen to be in Elbaf? #are we getting. kid and killer lore?? finally?? #i'll take whatever breadcrumbs of content I can get about my boys #Elbaf arc is looking to be so completely hyped for me #It's def gonna be usopp focused and it'll also include kid and killer stuff? man I'm sold #the fire burns #one piece #the fire crackles with joy #low quality shitpost #low quality memes #one piece spoilers #op 1071 #spoilers #one piece killer #killer one piece #eustass kid #massacre soldier killer