#lucifer's commissions saga

[onesidedradiostatic]

Re this ask: https://www.tumblr.com/onesidedradiostatic/748948070389170176/this-blog-is-making-me-crazy-i-mentioned-to-an-irl

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HELP LMAOOOOOOOOOO

#ask #osrs.txt #too many sagas on this blog... we're in too far #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck #lucifer's commissions saga

[nunalastor]

Has anyone sent you this video yet? I may have missed the post if they did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpJPeVRKI0k

this is fucking beautiful tbh

#radioapple #hazbin hotel #nunalastor asks #lucifer #alastor #lucifer commission saga

[bunnieswithsunglasses]

Inspired by the Lucifer Commission Saga crack discussion.

#my art #hazbin hotel vox #staticmoth #hazbin hotel valentino #i cannibalised a couple of my other drawings for this one #lucifer commission saga #onesidedradiostatic

[pinkieglitterheart]

Don't know when I'll have the cover for you didn't know done, but I did this parody one basically. was seeing it around and decided why the hell not, sounded fun to try.

link on YouTube

animatic is by NataKarAnie and my voice is my own

#harper yells #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #radiostatic #radioapple #a bit I think? #and uh this #Lucifer's commission saga #cover #song cover #you didn't know #parody

[cringefailvox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpJPeVRKI0k

^ one sided radiostatic animatic by @natakarania ! Based on the Lucifer's Comissions Saga where Luci makes commissioned art pieces for Vox

LMFAOOOO that's so fucking funny

#the way it's set to you didn't know is killing me #radiostatic

[spymeister]

I'm just ...thinking about Megatronous' literal story in Aligned (I refuse to consider 2015 as an actual continuation) and IDW, and how he was treated. Like, my dude was ostracized from the onset because he was "too like Unicron." He was created as the direct opposite Prima because shit needs to be balanced.

He was not perfect, and he knew this. He threw his all to defeat Unicron with the rest of the Thirteen in order to protect Cybertron- after requesting a commission from Solus for the requiem blaster. He threw his all into the fight, and along with the rest of the others- was able to make the Unmaker retreat.

Despite his strength, he was also haunted by feelings of insecurity and unwantedness. This was compounded by the fact that he was avoided by the rest of the Primes with the exception of Solus, Micronus, Onyx, and Liege. It's no great secret that he and Solus had a love affair that would become the stuff of legends, but it feels like that has somewhat been wiped out in order to continue the narrative of Megatronous as nothing more than a power-hungry villain.

Without understanding how he got there.

We find out that Onyx Prime was literally there to dupe him into his plans and make the other follow along with his machinations. That, compounded with Liege's twisting words- it's no wonder that the Prime's feelings of insecurity grew when the only basis and anchors he had was Micronus and Solus.

The murder of Solus wasn't premeditated, with the death itself accidental. It affected him so much that he banished himself voluntarily and dubbed himself the Fallen.

Even Alpha Trion and Nexus Prime seem eager to continue the narrative of a vicious, evil figure- rather than the saga of a mechanism that was literally pushed to the brink by the treatment from the others that were supposed to help watch out for him.

And the loss of a love so powerful that it shattered his spark.

It's a very, very interesting Lucifer dynamic- with the added love story.

#Indi writes #I feel like Megatronous got shafted #no matter what verse he's in #but then again #i'm an unrepentent con sympthaiszer too

[stardecker]

Commissioned Writing!

Hi there! I am opening writing commissions!

I am currently a third year university english major studying english literature with a writing concentration and a minor in creative writing! I am a dean’s list student as well. Outside of school I work part time as an assistant to a gas company CEO and frequently do research/small things for him at his request.

I can do everything from poetry to prose, fandom or non-fandom. I can write inspirational messages, something pretty to give to someone you love, and capture your favorite moments in the form of words! I can help you write character sheets and fics of your OCs! I can do simple editing for anything of your own that you have written. I can even do short screenplays.

On a semi-professional level, I can take a look at something you are not confident about, yourself. Works such as college admission essays and scholarship essays are something I can work on with you, but not FOR you.*** I am not liable for the scenario in which you may receive a rejection for what you pursue***

I can give you my thoughts, opinions, and criticism of your own poetry/prose that will be useful and beneficial to you as a writer. 

Writing samples/credentials:

+  I have a The Vampire Diaries fan blog that I have been running for 5+ years. On this are plenty of one-shots and continued scenes that I have contributed to the fandom to serve as examples. Please keep in mind majority of these had been written before I started studying english, so if you like what you see just know that I have improved. LINK HERE: http://drinkswithdamon.tumblr.com/delenafics

+ I was awarded $500 for a 15 page screenplay I wrote in early 2015 for www.Tongal.com in association with the Twilight series and Lionsgate for women’s writers.

Standard Pricing: PAYPAL ONLY, USD. Prices subject to vary after discussion between client’s needs/wants.

+ $5 for a short poem with 4 stanzas or less. Elements/theme can be totally up to you. Each additional stanza after 4 will be .50 each.

+ $5 for simple editing and critique of your own work.

+ $7 for a one-shot fic of your choice with less than 1,000 words. Additional .50 for every 100 words after the first 1,000.

+ $8 Slightly more in depth, logical look at your writing and what you could do to improve it. I will provide you at least one full page of where you could improve and provide helpful tips that can be beneficial to you when writing.

+ $8 for help with a character sheet OR if you need a character sheet written for you (I will work with you so we both have an in depth look of the character you wish to bring to life).

+ $15 for a serious prose fiction of your character(s) in a set scenario/scene of your choice. Elements/key themes will be of your choice. I work with whatever you give me, including character sheets.

+ $10-15 for help with essays pertaining to school or work. Price will vary depending on the kind of help you require.

FANDOMS:

These are fandoms I know and I am familiar with. Not listed? Just ask, sometimes I forget. I also do research on fandoms, characters, people, etc that you are interested in.

TV: Steven Universe, The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, American Horror Story, Orange Is The New Black, AVATAR: The Last Airbender, The Legend Of Korra, Pokemon Anime, Modern Family, The Middle, Peaky Blinders, Taboo FX, Bates Motel, The 100, Stranger Things, Shadowhunters, Lucifer, etc. Not here? Just ask!

Video Games: Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Outlast, A lot of Nintendo games. Not here? Just ask!

Books/Movies (definitely ask): Vampire Academy, The Mortal Instruments, The Vampire Diaries, The Divergent Series, The Book Thief, The Hunger Games, Pirates Of The Caribbean, The Godfather, Spider-Man, The Amazing Spiderman, Iron Man, Any Disney/Pixar Movie, Harry Potter, Titanic, The Twilight Saga, Interview With A Vampire, The Fault In Our Stars, Shakespeare, Jurassic Park, Les Miserables – a lot more.

By commissioning me you agree to all of the above unless stated otherwise by me. I am friendly and welcoming to anyone. THIS IS A NO JUDGEMENT ZONE! I look forward to meeting, working, and possibly becoming friends with anyone interested.

CONTACT: [email protected] OR message me at this tumblr account. Always available.

#commissions #writing #fic #fanfiction #lucifer #the 100 #tvd #shadowhunters #su #steven universe #commission #art

[onesidedradiostatic]

It's a shame the Lucifer's Commission Saga episode was pulled off the internet before a lot of people saw it

yeah it's too bad all we have now is the leaked script and the leaked demo of the you didn't know reprise :/

#ask #osrs.txt #kdsfgfjhgikhfdg #lucifer's commissions saga

[onesidedradiostatic]

THIS BLOG IS MAKING ME CRAZY I MENTIONED TO AN IRL THR BODY PILLOW/LUCIFER COMMISION SAGA AND JUST WENT ON WITH THE CONVERSATION WITHOUT EXPLAINING BCS I JUST ASSUMED THEY'D KNOW HELP I'M IN TOO DEEP

HEEEEELP LAMSOGSDOKGSDOSD nono wdym lucifer's commissions saga is totally canon it happened in the show don't y'all remember it

#ask #osrs.txt #lucifer's commissions saga

[onesidedradiostatic]

Imagine hell has to defend itself against heaven again and this time the overlords are actually plotting together about it. So they're trying to come up with a battle plan and Velvette brings these figurines to put on the map. Most of them are just little faceless mannequins she uses for her outfit designs and she's written everyone's names on them. But one of them is a very realistic, very detailed Alastor figurine in a wedding dress.

And Carmilla is like "Okay so we need to figure out how we're going to forcibly close the portal to heaven— Alastor, you've been very quiet and thinking, do you have an idea?"

And Alastor just looks up at Velvette and gestures towards the figurine very calmly but with a twitching eye and goes "Why do you have this?"

HEL:DPGLPSHKPSGSDPOKO ANON I'M CRYING. can we bring this back into the lucifer commission saga and say lucifer was commissioned by vox to make that figurine. add this on to lucifer deciding to join an overlord meeting just to try and keep more in touch with the sinners and he's like "oh! I made that" and alastor's like "you WHAT" and velvette goes "YOU'RE the one vox commissioned this from??" and alastor's like "vox WHAT??????????" and then they sing a reprise of "you didn't know?"

every iteration of this gets worse and worse I'm sorry.

#ask #osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #lucifer's commissions saga

[onesidedradiostatic]

The most unrealistic thing about fanon Vox owning an Alastor body pillow isn't the fact he has it at all... it's that he managed to get a clear enough picture in full color to put on the pillow

LMAOOOOOOOO LITERALLY BUT. BUT. consider. he commissioned a really good artist to make really realistic art of alastor so it's technically not an actual picture of alastor.

slightly related but I have this joke written in my head where vox and val get into an argument and in an attempt to placate him, val says he'll commission someone to make a very sexy painting of alastor for him. meanwhile, back in the hotel, lucifer gets a ping on his phone and says "someone just asked me to make a sexy painting of alastor for $50k" and alastor is standing there just.

a what.

#ask #osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #tbh idk whether he'd be satisfied at being called sexy or be repulsed by it #there are fair reasons for either reaction #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #lucifer's commissions saga

[onesidedradiostatic]

some of the tags on my edit are making me think:

do you think random sinners who watched everything in stayed gone and never met alastor in person have like fan interpretations of how he looks like based on this one shitty drawing and his voice.

some draw him with a full body of fur. some draw him with a nose, some draw him without a nose. they come up with their own colour palettes too and they all look very different. there are some popular, agreed on interpretations of him too that are commonly drawn

some have interpreted the monocle to be a goofy mismatched eye so there are a lot of people who draw him like that too with one big eye and one small eye

vox has seen all of them and lost his mind about them because they're so WRONG AND INACCURATE (okay maybe he laughed at some of them, but how the hell is he going to enjoy sexy alastor art if they all draw him wrongly? and val doesn't care enough to draw him often) and he wonders if he should have just used the actual picture he had of him for his news broadcast instead so he wouldn't have to be subjected to these horrendously inaccurate interpretations of him. this is why he sent a proper reference when he commissioned luci--

#osrs.txt #there is something I wanted to say here about turning a voice with no clear appearance into a sexyman like cecil from wtnv #btw are we sure viv wasn't at least a bit inspired by cecil when she made alastor #you know the og canon queer radio host sexyman. with the fanon tentacle motif? #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #alastor hazbin #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox hazbin #vox hazbin hotel #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #sorry #lucifer's commissions saga #yeah sure #for the last part

[onesidedradiostatic]

It is complete.

@convolutedblasphemy  thanks for making the lyrics. It made me laugh, so I had to draw out what I envisioned in my head.

This was fun to make! Please let me know what your favorite face is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpJPeVRKI0k

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I'm going to cry??????? thank you so much for this, this is INCREDIBLE

(ORIGINAL POST IDEA AND LYRICS)

(and the lucifer's commissions saga tag if you're not familiar with it)

#ask #osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #one sided radiostatic #one sided staticradio #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin rosie #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette #lucifer's commissions saga

[onesidedradiostatic]

I just like to imagine that the Vee's when working on their budget have to divide the money so it falls into the 'Budget' budget and the 'Alastor' budget

The 'Budget' budget being for the money they'll actually use to build their success, and the 'Alastor' budget being a way to restrict Vox from overspending

I'd also like to imagine that in Alastor's 7 year absence Vox had calmed down a bit with his obsession and that's why the other Vee's where a bit reluctant to tell him of Alastor's return.

Like, Vox is super competent and cunning as long as he doesn't have Alastor brain worms. If he does, then he's a doormat (one who can only hope that Alastor would step on him)

(reference to this specifically I think)

LMAOOO honestly we need a proper range for when velvette arrived because the idea of her not knowing shit about alastor aside from vox's weird shit is so funny. (the fact that alastor knew there were 2 other vees is the only thing stopping me from thinking she arrived during alastor's absence) yeah I think vox toned down during the 7 year absence so there's a chance velvette straight up didn't know how BAD this shit was until alastor's return. the fact that there was a need for an entire separation of their budget for that, also this probably wasn't the intent but I love how this ask implies that val may have been responsible for the separation of the budgets, because vox is too full of alastor brain worms to do it and velvette didn't know about ti. the ONE responsible thing he has done for the vees ever. but yeah the idea of velvette just slowly finding out about the extent of vox's insane alastor obsession is funny

#ask #osrs.txt #THIS is an older ask. there's still some older asks I wanna answer #radiostatic #staticradio #the vees #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin valentino #valentino #lucifer's commissions saga #kinda

[onesidedradiostatic]

Nifty hears about the commission Lucifer got and straight up asks if Vox ordered it because he has commissioned her for several alastor x reader fits, some as long as 100k

OKAY WAIT I NEED TO ANSWER THESE TWO TOGETHER LMAO.

both are referring to of course. the start of the lucifer's commissions saga. but the second specifically is referring to this.

first of all. alastor only having returned for a week and already achieving sexyman status. hilarious.

but also what's really getting me (and is the reason I'm answering both together) is just the idea of MULTIPLE of the hotel crew either already profiting or wanting to profit off of alastor via vox KISDKGKLHOKHKO. vox having a source for both art AND fics is hilarious. if it weren't for alastor's vehement no to angel's suggestion I'm sure vox would've bought that too. I feel bad for alastor. but also the hotel is basically drowning in the vees' money now so

#ask #osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin niffty #hazbin hotel niffty #niffty #the vees #lucifer's commissions saga

[onesidedradiostatic]

Just told an irl about the Lucifer commission saga I think he thinks I'm crazy now, lmao

HEEELP LMAOSODGJSIHKSGOD

here I made this to represent how I feel

#ask #osrs.txt #osrs.art #it was just supposed to be a lucifer OTL but then I added the phone screen #lucifer's commissions saga #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #really fucking loosely