#meat lord

[deep-sea-anemone]

Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.

BUT. Have you considered?

They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).

Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.

The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"

Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"

"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"

"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"

Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout

#zosan #sanji #zoro #strawhats #op #one piece #this post brought to you by my burning shoulders #i love bread but damn #also i have made whipped cream by hand before #yes it was a complete pain. #would not recommend #i think im gonna start tagging these posts #maybe..... #anime posting #? #good as anything for now i guess #...ok i realize schnitzel isnt baking but my point still stands #also #rereading this #beating meat #stiff #sticky mess #good lord there's just a whole host of innuendo here #obviously this could be platonic too i just automatically tag it as zosan

[dunyun-rings]

My partner and I are rewatching LotR over the next few days and having themed meals with each film. Today we had Shire Charcuterie

#lord of the rings #food #meat #alcohol/ #my photos

[tagedeszorns]

Marine Meat Monday: Jago Sevatarion

I haven't done any Marine Meat Monday-drawing for a few weeks.

I kind of lost the drive. It feels like I already drew anything I wanted to with this series.

Anyway, Sevatar.

#warhammer #horus heresy #adeptus astartes #Night Lords #Sevatar #jago sevatarion #Prince of Crows #Marine Meat Monday

[toomanytadpoles]

...

'Meh...he's greasey and dirty...'

...

Then why is he salon fresh?

(Random person I found on net, you're hair looks fantastic)

The middle-aged dude's got scares (from his time in the hells), some acne scares, and sunspots.

Stop pulling the same shit the gamer guys are doing with female game characters. He is a very normal looking human. All those characteristics are things a normal person can have and that lots of people do have in some combination.

Go to the grocery store and just look at people...do some life studies...go on get...

And give him a gallon of coffee and then leave him be

#enver gortash #lord gortash #bg3 gortash #people think orin in hot in her fucking raw meat suit but a guy can't have insomnia without being called names

[getosugurusbangs]

i’m supportive of the femlock artists but i’m gonna need them to make the girls less skinny please and thank you 🙏

#i need them to have some meat on their bones PLEASE #they can’t be as scrawny as my tiny ass #they’re supposed to be professional athletes please guys #shoutout to the femlock artists though #genderbends aren’t really my thing but #they’re doing the lord’s work #bllk #blue lock #me.txt

[dollypopup]

sorry, still on this soapbox but

we have really, REALLY done Colin a disservice in this fandom. we spent so long viewing him primarily as a Love Interest and not as a Character. But when we see and analyze him as a character, so many of his actions make sense, and it becomes almost ridiculous, the dynamics we've imposed on this couple (yes, I'm talking about the 'Colin fucked up and needs to prove himself to Penelope' narrative) when there's so much more nuance and beauty to their pairing than we give them credit for

we as the audience focus so much on Penelope's perspective in their relationship, of course, because we have so much of her perspective in the show, and so our frustrations with Colin stem from that, but we get more insight into him than Penelope does. The 'I would never court her' scene that we've been livid over for years is considerably softened when we actually look at Colin as a character, and the circumstances around his actions.

Colin spends season 2 SAD. He is straight up not okay. We leave Colin in Season 1 freshly heartbroken and running away to Greece to heal. In Season 2, we meet him again, considerably more somber. Colin doesn't participate in the dances. He even says 'I'm just a spectator'. Colin talks about how he started a conversation with himself, tried to understand what he wants and how he feels. Colin offers Benedict shroom tea, and for a moment, JUST A MOMENT, we see the facade slip. His mask cracks. 'Are you quite alright, brother?' and then it's gone. Then he's cheerful again. Calm Colin. Nice Colin.

Colin who is okay.

But Colin is *not* okay. Colin completely isolates himself from women. Colin doesn't flirt, doesn't entertain female attention. Colin is heartbroken, trying to be better. But he views Penelope as a friend, a sacred relationship, a worthwhile relationship, and he can't bear to lose her. To him, Penelope is arguably his closest friendship. His best friend. And in an entire town full of people who don't listen to him, he thinks Penelope does. Unlike the typical dynamic of the ton, in which men are ONLY speaking to women by viewing them as potential sexual partners, Colin views Penelope as a whole person. She doesn't just exist as a romantic option to him, but as a vital connection in his life. That's why the 'I am a woman' 'You are. . .Pen' is so important to view as an act of love- Penelope is NOT just a woman as the ton sees her, good for marriage prospects and little else, Penelope is a complete person. Yes, she's a woman, but more importantly, she's PEN. She's a full human being. And he values her as such. We cannot say the same for the grand majority of men in his society. Tell me any other male-female friendships like that in the ton where that level of respect is given?

But for Penelope, it's hurtful, because she WANTS to be seen as a romantic option in his eyes. That's a fair feeling, though we as an audience should recognize that it can be both upsetting to Pen, and also deeply beautiful as a sentiment. Because of Penelope's hopes of Colin as a romantic prospect, she does not see that he is hurting. Because of our connection as a fandom to Penelope, we do not see it, either. But he *is* hurting. In all of Season 2 he's hurting. That's why he throws himself into the Jack mess. He wants, NEEDS a distraction. He wants to find a place in his world, his society. Honestly? He needs a win. He has spent the last year losing and losing and losing. Who can blame him for being sick of it? His engagement blows up, he finds out his family pays no attention to him, that no one cares about his agency, and he's publicly humiliated. If he invests, if he makes money, he might make more male connections. Might run in more important circles. Like his brothers do. Might prove himself. But Colin isn't friends with the men of the ton. We don't see ANY evidence that he has strong friendships with any of them. Because he isn't like them.

He is 22 years old. Treated like a child in his own family. When he talks about his travels, no one listens. Everyone dismisses him. 'Remarkable, yes, in the sense that I have many remarks about it'. Colin is invisible. He is trying to slot himself in his community, but he does not fit neatly into it. He connects with Will, a man outside his community, and Penelope, a woman also outside his community, because *Colin* exists outside his community. He's the foolish boy who fell headfirst for a woman who lied to him. He's the 'green' baby walking in his older brother's footsteps and unable to fill them. He doesn't behave the way other men of the ton do. He doesn't talk like other men of the ton do. Hell, he *apologizes* to women. We have men NOW in the MODERN ERA who don't even apologize to women.

His own *mother* doesn't even notice he was dating someone for several months in season 1. Colin is a pretty, empty ghost wandering around Mayfair, and so of course he's thrown into a locker room conversation with a bunch of guys who have never once seen a woman as a person, and doesn't relate to them. Colin's not joking and having fun with these men. We very purposefully do not see his reaction after he delivers the 'I would never court her' line.

Colin is uncomfortable around them, but he needs their help to make it up to Will, someone who was kind to him and who he looks up to. He has the mask on so firmly in that scene, it's physically obvious to see. If you compare his reactions around Penelope to his reactions around Fife, it's stark. With Penelope he's open, his eyes are soft, his expression is curious and kind, his shoulders are relaxed. Around Fife he's closed off, eyes hard, muscles tense. Who can blame him? He's acting. He's acting just like he's acting around Jack.

When we look at Colin as a whole character, we get insight into his actions and they make SENSE. The things he say that hurt Penelope are things that are actually defending her- Colin saying he wouldn't court her to those men in particular, is an act of caring. He is defending her in that scene. When a debutante is only good for being 'wed, bed, and bred' in their eyes, Colin saying no, that Penelope is worth more than that, that his connection to her isn't forged on wanting to fuck her, or exploit her, or treat her as a sexual object, is radical. Because anything else, ANYTHING else that he says that isn't an outright denial, puts Penelope in danger. He can't let them believe that the woman he cherishes so deeply he cannot even ENTERTAIN the idea of not talking to her is out here being ruined by his hands.

And when we see it that way, we see that, in reality, of all the men in the series, Colin is the one who has been kindest to his love interest. Colin is the one who has defended her, the one who has stuck his neck out for her, the one who has cared for her with absolutely no expectations of sex or romance in return.

Colin's relationship to Penelope is beautiful, and sure, she can be upset that it isn't in the exact shape she wants it to be, but I think if she takes a step back and looks at it more objectively, if WE take a step back and look at it more objectively, Colin has only ever gone into it with a big, earnest heart. Not PERFECTLY, of course, he isn't perfect, but with the best intentions, and with as much honesty as he can.

And I don't know why we don't celebrate him more for it

#colin bridgerton #polin #penelope featherington #lord fife #bridgerton #once again i am first and foremost a colin apologist #but also like. . .he really does deserve better #he's in this city with all these ain't shit men around him #you think fife has EVER apologized to a woman???? #cho??? #most of these men are viewing women on the marriage market as meat #at the very least colin sees penelope as a human being #he listens to her he appreciates her he tells her openly that he cares about her #there is not one man who has treated a woman with this much tenderness without already being romantically interested in her #and that should be CELEBRATED not demonized

[nerdyprudesmuststim]

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#starkid #stimboard #team starkid #stim #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #lords in black #nibbly #nibblenephim #pink #raw meat #teeth #grace chasity

[cooler-ian]

it's so funny to me cause half of the fandom is so dead set on this man like- making a human/angel meat farm or some shit and he's just out here losing the fight against his daddy issues

#obey me #obey me shall we date #nightbringer spoiler #obey me nightbringer spoiler #obey me nightbringer #obey me nightbringer diavolo #nightbringer barbatos #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me memes #diavolo #im in your walls #barbatos supremacy #lord diavolo #obey me headcanons #angle meat farm #lmao #drabble

[housecow]

what are the best frozen fries for someone with only an oven?? i bought a bunch of ribs and i wanna cut the meet off and do bbq fries…

#huge fan of meat over fries as i’ve stated before #especially w a vinegar based bbq sauce. good lord…

[thatmemeguy89]

It’s that damn mystery meat from school

#memesdaily #spicy memes #funny memes #meme page #meme lord #memedaddy #meme #dankest memes #memes #dank memes #food memes #gross #people are nasty #mystery meat #follow me #follow #fyp #tumblr fyp

[daddyhausen]

davis girlies, how we doing?

#tahlia speaks 🤍 #ps IM SUFFERING IN THIS MEAT PRISON #GOOD LORD I WANT HIM TO **** ** **** ***** * **** **** #mark davis #aussie open

[tagedeszorns]

Ragnar Blackmane for Marine Meat Monday.

He's rather tame and I already featured him for MMM at least once, but the Wolflord is such a comfort idiot and I am in need of one right now.

#warhammer #warhammer 40k #Space Wolves #Ragnar Blackmane #Wolf lord #marine Meat Monday

[slowpokedragon]

#THIS ONE WAS. A HERCULEAN EFFORT TO GET POSTED WITHOUT THE QUALITY GETTING CRUNCHED! #homestuck #homestuck epilogues #Homestuck epilogue #homestuck meat and candy #meat and candy #meat and candy epilogues #meat epilogue #candy epilogue #john egbert #june egbert #karkat vantas #rose lalonde #gamzee makara #lord english #caliborn #lyricstuck #sadstuck #commander karkat #gif #flashing #flashing gif #WAUGH SO MUCH WORK #slowpokedragonart #click click #terezi pyrope #eyestrain #FORGOT SOME TAGS BRO #johnrezi #junerezi

[toomanytadpoles]

...

'Meh...he's greasey and dirty...'

...

Then why is he salon fresh?

(Random person I found on net, you're hair looks fantastic)

The middle-aged dude's got scares (from his time in the hells), some acne scares, and sunspots.

Stop pulling the same shit the gamer guys are doing with female game characters. He is a very normal looking human. All those characteristics are things a normal person can have and that lots of people do have in some combination.

Go to the grocery store and just look at people...do some life studies...go on get...

And give him a gallon of coffee and then leave him be

#enver gortash #lord gortash #bg3 gortash #people think orin in hot in her fucking raw meat suit but a guy can't have insomnia without being called names

[tales-of-the-ghost-zone]

Dani in The Clone Wars

I just love the idea of Dani falling into the Star Wars universe (or alternatively the Star Wars universe is the same universe as the Danny Phantom universe they just happen to be in different parts of the universe) and meeting the clones. Cause like she’s a clone too. And not just any clone but a (technically) “defective” clone that originally had unstable DNA.

Like she meets the clones and just basically unknowingly trauma dumps on them. Just like “yeah I’m a clone to. I was supposed to be a boy but somehow came out a girl. And my genetic structure was super unstable for the first year of my life and I almost melted into a puddle of ectoplasmic goo because of it. But then my original Danny was able to stabilize me. My creator Vlad tried to kill me multiple times too. And also I’m the only surviving clone, all the other were to unstable and melted into goo!”

And the clones are all just horrified. Cause like A. She’s the only surviving clone of her batch and all her batch mates died. B. She was originally genetically unstable and for them something like that would have gotten them decommissioned, something her creator attempted to do to her but her original stopped it and saved her! And C. she’s just this tiny little child whose only like two-ish years old and she’s already been through so much!

The clones all make the executive decision to adopt her as their little sister! She’s now one of them! They will protect her with everything they’ve got!! And Dani just adopts them back. And she is a tiny little feral gremlin child, spirits have mercy on the souls of anyone who fucks with her clone brothers because she sure as hell won’t!!!

#danny phantom #Star Wars #star wars clone wars #DP x SW #Dani phantom #all the clone feels #Dani finds out about decommissioning and looses her shit #she goes absolutely feral on the Kaminoans #Dani accidentally overshadows one clone one time and because of this she finds out about the chips #she immediately informs the clones and the Jedi #the chips get removed quickly and quietly #after examining the chips they find what they were programmed to do #and who the programming was supposed to respond to #Palpatine gets outed as the Sith Lord #and Dani goes feral on him #Cause this fucker was planing on mind controlling her brothers and turning them into meat droids #meat droids that would have had no free will #and would have killed their friends #Palpatine doesn’t stand a chance against this tiny feral gremlin child #she throws his ass right out his window into traffic #just yeets him all over coruscant #he can’t even defend himself with his lightsaber cause the blade just passes right through her #and this is how Dani saved the galaxy from the sith

[purplepuddlesuwu]

"I do not need trust! I demand obedience!"

If Dark Raiden walked around dressed like this I would do whatever he said no questions asked 😩

Outfit Reference:

#digital art #art #artwork #artists on tumblr #digital drawing #character art #digital artist #digital illustration #dark raiden #lord raiden mortal kombat #dark lord raiden #lord raiden mk11 #lord raiden #mortal kombat fanart #raiden mortal kombat #mortal kombat lord raiden #i would die for him #I would let him break me in half #Thunder meat got me acting strange #fanart