#merry meg

[highgardenart]

Megette, and her daughters with Aegon IV Targaryen: Alysanne, Lily, Willow, and Rosey.

#a song of ice and fire #game of thrones #got #asoif fanart #hotd #house of the dragon #asoiaf #fan art #digital art #house targaryen #megette #merry meg #bastards of aegon IV

[tragedy-peanut-gallery]

what are your thoughts (and potential headcanons) about aegon iv's nine mistresses?

Ouffff well I gotta be honest I probably won’t have as many headcanons about them as I did for the daughters in law of Daeron and Myriah- but I’m more than happy to share my thoughts about them!

Falena Stokeworth

Thoughts: Groomer!!! Get lost lady you’re literally his dad’s age!!!!! Should’ve locked her up in Harrenhall and thrown away the key maybe!

Headcanons: Honestly I think canon already kind of spells it out for us given her age relative to his own, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she was preying on Aegon’s whole mommy issues deal in order to get into a relationship with him. Pain and suffering all around.

Megette

Thoughts: Honestly poor girl she deserved sooo much better :( pretty sure her whole deal was supposed to be another commentary on how nobility don’t actually give a shit about the smallfolk even when they’re lovers and all that, but goddamn I just feel bad for her :(

Cassella Vaith

Thoughts: Ngl another girl who deserved so much better- it’s kind of weird how they give her a description but not the other mistresses but hey who am I to judge- makes her easier to draw ig?

Headcanons: Oh she was absolutely psychologically tortured during her time with Aegon because that man is notttt capable of being nice to any woman. I imagine the reason she wasn’t married off after being returned home was because of how traumatized she was

Bellegere Otherys

Thoughts: Okay this may sound stupid as hell given all the shit I talked about Aegon prior to this but like…. Idc, I support her decisions in choosing one of the most rancid men in Westeros to be her lover. In her defense!!!! Pickings for royalty were very slim- her only other options were a former teen dad who’s still hung up on his ex wife and is always busy trying (and failing) to keep his nephews from dying, a member of the kingsguard who’s obsessed with his own sister, and Baelor, of course she was gonna go for Aegon! Bellegere can get the one exception because I think pirate women are really cool and tbh I think she’s also the only one who was with him for funsies before dropping his ass like a sack of potatoes when he got too annoying for her

Headcanons: Ngl I kinda like to think her daughter Nahra took up the whole trading/smuggling/pirating business after her, and Bellegere got to retire and chill in Braavos watching all the shit go down with the Blackfyre rebellions. Good for her <3

Barba Bracken

Thoughts: I mean…. She’s a bitch, but tbh she kinda deserved better too. Even if she is meant to be a bad person, she was also just a teenager when Aegon began sleeping with her and was mostly pushed forward by her own dad, and its sad that she then continued the cycle of abuse to her own sister :(

Headcanons: I kinda like to think she and Daena had a very toxic frenemy-ship, that’s my main reasoning to explain why Aegor was so loyal to Daemon lmao

Melissa Blackwood

Thoughts: I mean, she’s one of Naerys’ only canonical female friends so she gets an automatic like in my books. And also kinda funny that the Bracken/Blackwood slap fight actually caused another Targ civil by just pushing their female relatives in front of a horny king. She absolutely deserved so much better

Headcanons: I refuseeee to believe she died in childbirth, in my head she’s also retired chilling in Raventree Hall with her daughters and occasionally got updates from Brynden about the war crimes he was committing <3

Bethany Bracken

Thoughts: Deserved so, SO much better. Mr lord Bracken sir I will see you in HELL!!!!!

Jeyne Lothson

Thoughts: Only thing I have to say is…. Absolutely gothic horror girlie because holy shit. My god. Was George intentionally writing her story to be horrifying or was it a weird fetish- I’m hoping to god it was the former. Anyways she absolutely deserved so much better than all the adults in her life

Headcanons: For added flavor aka more horror! I do headcanon her to actually be Aegon’s daughter, and I believe Danelle was either her daughter or granddaughter because- well, we do definitely need to sprinkle in some more cursed bloodline shit to the house that’s already doomed cause they’re living in Harrenhall, yippe :))

Serenei of Lys

Thoughts: Boring as hellllll that she died from childbirth like- COME ON!!! Let the lady die from implosion, or slipping on a banana peel or something!!! Also kinda sucks that we barely know anything else about her! I want the lore George!!!

Headcanons: Due to lack of lore, I’m stealing someone else’s previous headcanon that she’s actually a Hightower bastard because 1. Absolutely hilarious and is absolutely the level of hustling scam-artistry that I would expect during Aegon’s reign, and 2. Kinda explains her whole deal- why Jon even brought her to court, why we know nothing about her past, why she’s so distant and kinda secretive. Shout out to whoever came up with that headcanon cause that lives in my head rent free forever now

#asoiaf asks #am I really gonna tag all these ladies….. sure. fuck it #falena stokeworth #merry meg #cassella vaith #bellegere otherys #barba bracken #melissa blackwood #bethany bracken #jeyne lothson #serenei of lys

[nanshe-of-nina]

Posthumous Characters GIF Sets → Megette

While riding near Fairmarket in 155, Aegon’s horse threw a shoe, and when he sought out the local smith, he came to notice the man’s young wife. He went on to buy her for seven gold dragons (and the threat of Ser Joffrey Staunton of the Kingsguard). Megette was installed in a house in King’s Landing; she and Aegon were even “wed” in a secret ceremony conducted by a mummer playing a septon. Megette gave her prince four children in as many years. Prince Viserys put an end to it, returning Megette to her husband and placing the daughters with the Faith to be trained as septas. Megette was beaten to death within a year by the blacksmith.

#asoiafedit #valyrianscrolls #megette #merry meg #house targaryen #smallfolk #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf gifs #nanshe's graphics #tw: blood #tw: domestic violence

[natividadmoon]

When he sought out the local smith, he came to notice the man’s young wife. He went on to buy her for seven gold dragons

#merry meg #asoiaf fancast #aegon iv targaryen #alguien recuérdeme hace una etiqueta de fancast latinos

[galatic-swag]

She’s literally Merry Meg but no this fandom would rather fancast skinny women

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #game of thrones #merry meg #megette

[starryrosebud]

Alysanne Rivers, daughter of Aegon IV and his second mistress Megette,Merry Meg.

Headcanon:

After she was give to the Faith,Alysanne was extremely dedicated to become a septa. She inherited her platinum hair from her Targaryen ancestry but had her mother brown eyes, she was greatly admired by the young knights. Alysanne tried to follow the same path of her ancestral,Maegelle, nursing children with greyscale,she unhappily was infected and died at age of 25.

#asoiaf #Alysanne daughter of aegon iv #House Targaryen #the great bastards #merry Meg #Megette #aegon iv #i hate being bored #don’t take it seriously I just had too much energy

[frodo-with-glasses]

They wouldn’t even be here if not for you.

#meriadoc brandybuck #merry #peregrin took #pippin #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #lord of the rings #lotr #my art #my writing #fig tree au #inspired by a convo with meg from the fig tree server

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Merry Christmas 🎄

#merry christmas #christmas #youve got mail #you've got mail #movie #movies #filmedit #filmedits #holiday movies #christmas tree #love #rom com #romantic comedy #gifs #gifset #gif #meg ryan #kathleen kelly

[recusant-s-sigil]

You’re the knife and the wielder

couldn’t even save your sister

how does it feel to be without her

sinner beneath the sword

#Moon Speaks #Meg Arts #Baldr #Probably shouldn’t have put the ‘merry Christmas’ on there but whatever #Whoops forgot to color the clasp #Whatever don’t feel like fixing the picture #Those are supposed to be mistletoe but accidentally made the leaves holly instead. Some weird hybrid maybe?

[stupendousbookworm]

As the hours pass

I will let you know

That I need to ask

Before I'm alone.

@hphmsecretsanta

Merry Christmas @eimik !!

When I saw that you wanted a Talbott-centric gift for christmas this year, I knew that I had to draw birdie appreciating nature and solitude!

I hope you have a lovely christmas and a spectacular new year!

#hphmss22 #meg's mediocre art #talbott winger #hphm talbott #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hphm #hogwarts mystery #merry christmas!! #i wanted to do a more autumn/fall theme cause i feel like it suits him a lot #i hope you like it!!

[aelswiths]

For @aethelreds

Merry Christmas Meg!!

#sevenkingsmustdie #eadith #at long last #here she is #god #I'm so proud of how this turned out #merry christmas meg :))) #I hope you like it

[chamaleonsoul]

When the morning came we were cleaning incense off your vinyl shelf

Cause we lost track of time again

Laughing with my feet in your lap

Like you were my closest friend

Mashton moodboard based on Maroon by Taylor Swift for the lovely Monse!!! @lukemichaelcalumashton🤍, as part of the 5sos edit exchange<3

#see what i did there #maroon by ts. maroon palette wink wink #i hope you like it monse🥺👉🏻👈🏻 #and i hope i managed to translate the domestic friends to lovers energy i had in mind #and meg if you see this thank you for organizing this!!! #<333 #merry christmas if you celebrate!!!🤍🤍 #5sos edit exchange #moodboard!sos #a. moodboards #monse (lukemichaelcalumashton) #mash potatoes❤️

[redhatmeg]

Miss Merrychristmas: Your captain is already dead. Boss took care of him.

Usopp: Bitch, have you met Luffy? He will get up, eat some meat and come back in no time.

#meg rewatches one piece #one piece #usopp #monkey d. luffy #miss merry christmas

[unicornofthemidwest]

Shakespeare Characters that ARE Bi Pt. 3

King Lear hear me OUT.......Actually, I have nothing. I just know it in my bones. Trust me, okay? He's a bad man and a worse father, but with your help, he can also be bisexual.

Ophelia. She's giving flower crown, whimsy-filled bisexual, and frankly, I love that for her.

Meg Page. Besides the fact that she is my absolute favorite, she has the certain je ne sais qoui of the cool older bisexual lady in a small town. Plus, George Page has bi wife energy.

Rosalind LLL. She's narratively in the same mold as Beatrice. Automatic ray of bisexuality!

Coriolanus. For my reading, it's important that Coriolanus is in love with his wife. That their love story is a huge part of the tragedy of Coriolanus. That he can't separate from battlefield to come back to her. That being said, he and Aufidius have definitely done more than hold hands.

#bisexual #shakespeare #bisexual meg page is inherent to my being #I'm being a bit irregular about shakespeare #king lear #ophelia #meg page #merry wives of windsor #rosalind #love's labors lost #coriolanus #i don't know lll super well but i stand by the other four with my whole chest #but like only in matter of opinion #interpretation is individual to the reader blah blah blah

[deadbyoffering]

25 things that the Survivors are not allowed to do

My Christmas present to all.

The motto is “Death Is Not An Escape,” and not the following: Dead Body Department, David Bodybuilding Development, Decatini, Baileys and Disaronno, Dickson, Bénédictine and Dark rum, Bourbon, Delilah and Daiquiri, Dwight’s Balding Dilemma, When in doubt throw at (insert killer’s name), Flashlight click until they DC, The realm of toxicity, Hookers and Complainers, Slugging equals winning, Let’s S.T.A.R.S. handle it, Society of angsty teens, Hall of horror and stupidity, Army of the Misfits, Crows are a camper best friend, Circus of the sleep deprived, Den of the Hungry Spider and Camp of teabaggingers.

No one is no longer allowed to rapidly click on their flashlights. The clicking was irritated to the killers me everyone.

Miss Karlsson is not allowed to “borrow” the snow boards from  Mount Ormond resort for the purpose of “shredding some slopes.”

Telling new arrivals that you can have dominance over any Killer by t-posing over them is right out.

Mr. Visconti is no longer allowed to host poker night in Dead Dawg Saloon after being caught cheating with cards up his sleeve. Mr. Myers was especially wasn’t a fan of it.

Mrs Thomas  Anyone is not allowed to feed anything with peanut butter to Mr. Deshayes.

Just because Mr. Park has a bond with the crows, doesn’t mean he’s their handler and doesn’t hold any responsibility for them for anything they do. Same with Miss Mora.

Just because a majority of survivors are in the police force, there will never be a survivor police department. And if there was, mostly they hear complaints reports of killers being flashed all the time.

Mr. King is not the king of anywhere or thing.

Mr. Hak is not to be given song requests, especially not "Cut though you".

Nothing in the realm is rated 'Over 9000.'

Mis Kassir is not allowed to interview killers during trials. 

"Was doing a Challenge Tome" is not a valid excuse for anything.

Miss Kimura is not allowed to repair and drive any cars from Autohaven. Especially during trials.

Never again to hold game tournaments until everyone learns to control their temper when they lose. Especially you Miss Min.

Survivors are not allowed to pick fights with killers even if they’re sure can win.

No one is to pack their lunch in med-kits and bring them to trials.

Miss Karlsson No one is not allowed to contribute to this list. That is not a challenge.

The crows are not to be hunted, cook, and eaten. Bunnies are fine though.

Firecrackers are no longer allowed to be set off in the camp. May that wildfire be a lesson to you.

No building snow fortresses in front of the camp entrance during the chill event. Mr. Myers had stern conversation about standing in front camp entrance just to stare at Miss Strode. Killers will have a stern conversation about this matter.

No longer to have rap battles with the Legion any Killers.

There will ever a fashion show in this realm. Period.

Iridescent shards are for currency only and not to be made into jewelry.

Fortnite dances will never be emotes during trials. Ever

@mistermiles7

#dbd #dead by deadlight #meg thomas #zarina kassir #jake park #yui kimura #the trickster #nea karlsson #ace visconti #merry christmas #25 things X are not allowed to do #things that the survivors are not allowed to do

[00kane]

a small edit for the week MegAnna 🐰💖🦊✨🎄@yearningaxe

#dbd edit #dbd survivor #huntress dbd #meg dbd #dbd ships #merry christmas #night #winter #WeekMegAnna