#mini Jesus

[gramarobin]

#oops #bad tattoos #funny #jesus #mini jesus

[christianblogr]

Hiding Mini Jesus Figurines

Hiding Mini Jesus Figurines / Hiding Little Jesus Figurines — The activity of hiding mini Jesus figures in churches, schools, and stores seems to be a recent trend aimed at providing a physical reminder of Jesus’ presence in everyday life. It’s a way to encourage people to remember the spiritual aspect of their lives as they go about their daily routines. Hiding Mini Jesus Figurines / Hiding…

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#Hiding Little Jesus #hiding Mini Jesus #Jesus Christ #Little Jesus #mini Jesus #plastic Jesus toys #Pocket Jesus #Traveler’s Jesus

[icaruspendragon]

like yeah we get eternal life because jesus suffered on the cross which is cool and all but we also get cadbury mini eggs because of it. he gave his life so that we may have the most precious gift even though we weren’t worthy. and i think that’s beautiful.

#i bought four pounds off amazon #jesus did that #he did that for us #maybe even for me in particular #i love you cadbury mini eggs

[gingerjolover]

Detangle - Julien Baker x fem!crew!reader

Synopsis: Julien's gf helps her get unready after BG's Halloween show at the Hollywood Bowl :') (jesus!julien x crew!reader)

G's notes: gf is lowkey a costume designer? she's crew, but I'm putting her on the same part of the team as makeup artist! also thank you guys for being patient, if only you could see my WIP in google docs rn....

wc: somewhere around 875?

warnings: RPF, jesus!julien, slightly smutty, some light kissin n touchin, no fundamental physical descriptors?

There are very few things that could tear your eyes away from watching your girlfriend headbang onstage while dressed as Jesus. In fact, the entire thing feels like a fever dream. From sourcing the angel costumes for the band, hand-bedazzling Lucy's jacket, sewing Phoebe's veil, and then soundcheck, the lead-up to the Halloween show has felt like a whirlwind.

You're entirely unfocused, eyes parading down Julien's body, only half listening to the cues for an outfit change. "Here," your assistant says softly, eyes sparkling while watching the stage in admiration. She's handing you the boys' original jackets in order of who comes off stage first. You smile at her, grateful she's paying attention while you ogle the somewhat sacrilegious display onstage.

It's within minutes everyone is rushing off to side stage, clothes flying everywhere. Lucy is undoubtedly the easiest to change, so you work with her quickly, carefully adjusting her halo on her head before switching out her white suit jacket for Julien's original jacket. "Thank you," she whispers, kissing your cheek lightly before dashing off, Julien appearing in front of you.

"Hi pretty girl," she says out of breath, leaning in to kiss your lips quickly, already stripping off her robes.

"Jay, leave them on...no don't do that, your hair!" you excalim, Julien obviously was not listening to you earlier when you were standing between her legs bobby-pinning the crown to her hair. "Sorry, sorry-I" Julien stammers as you help her readjust the robes on her shoulders, sliding Phoebe's original jacket over her, "It's okay, you having fun?" you ask with a big smile, kissing her gently.

"The best time ever, I love you," Julien mumbles agaisnt your lips, kissign you once more on your cheek before winking and heading back out.

Your assistant is rushing Phoebe back onto the stage when you both stand beside each other, taking a deep breath before watching the rest of the show. It goes by in a blink. Before you know it, everyone is filing off stage, much slower this time. Julien, Lucy, and Phoebe walk off holding hands, doing a quick but tender group hug right off-stage before they separate, and Julien comes bounding over to you, immediately scooping you up and spinning you around. "How was it?" she asks, mouth already attached to your neck. You can't help but giggle, holding her head as she finally puts you back on the ground. "It was amazing, as always," you say.

"Oh god," you say, looking at her hair, your fingers assessing how tangled the crown is in her hair. "Not God, just me...actually, I'm the son of God," Julien says, eyes wide in a cocky smirk, holding out her arms.

"You're so..." you start, moving Julien further backstage and into the room where y'all got ready. "Sexy? Intelligent? Holy?" Julien rattles off, wiggling her eyebrows as she walks backward, trusting you to walk her in the right direction. "I was going to say ridiculous, but the first two definitely," you smile, eyes twinkling. "Not so much the third one," you giggle. "Oh, why's that?" Julien smirks, sitting in the hair chair in the empty "glam" room. "I don't think it's holy to dress up as Jesus," you start to say, Julien looking up at you with wide, almost glassy eyes, a look common post-show. "And your underwear," you snort. "What about my underwear? It says for God's eyes only," Julien goads, leaning back in the chair, watching you grab a comb and some detangler. "God wasn't the only one looking," you smirk, standing between her legs. "No, he was not," Julien groans, holding onto your hips, "You did a lot more than look," Julien mumbles, smile widening.

"Don't get all worked up," you murmur, smirking, starting to detangle her hair, pulling one piece that was particularly tangled when she all but squeals. "Ow, babe," she exclaims, eyebrows furrowed and eyes narrowed as she leans back a pace, staring at you offended.

"What?"

"That shit hurts!"

"Well, maybe if you didn't headbang so hard, your hair wouldn't be intertwined with your crown right now," you scold softly.

She grumbles, letting you get about 75% of the crown out of her hair before she's whining again. "You're tugging too hard, princess, my neck hurts."

"Me tugging isn't making your neck hurt, seriously Jules, you headbang so hard on stage, and I'm scared you're gonna get whiplash."

"Can't help that I'm a rockstar," she mumbles, finding your eyes before rolling them teasingly before hissing when you pull a chunk of hair.

"Stay still," you giggle, kissing her nose softly. Within 5 minutes, the rest of the crown is out, and you're handing it to Julien so she can keep it. "C'mon, we can pack up and get you unready at the house. Sounds like backstage is filling up," you comment. You can hear the voices of the various friends and peers who came to see the show down the hallway.

"Thanks, angel," Julien whispers, smirking softly as she uses the pet name, hopping off the chair and pulling you into her arms, dipping you ever so slightly to press a passionate kiss to your lips. "Vacation time starts now," she whispers teasingly, her hands in the back pockets of your pants, squeezing gently.

#anon cutie requested #julien baker x reader #julien baker x fem!reader #julien baker x crew!reader #julien baker mini fic #boygenius x reader #boygenius mini fic #jesus!julien x crew!reader #gingy's halloweekend

[areyouscaredyet]

redraw of That One Moment from the swedish production of jesus christ superstar...

#not ship art btw sorry #jesus christ superstar #judas iscariot #jesus #im using movie judas bc hes my everything... #swedish christ superstar #im working on a project and I rewatched the movie for inspiration and accidentally fell headfirst into a mini fixation that lasted a week #musical fanart #watch this flop... IDC!! #i drawd this

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Lord-Relictor Ionus Cryptborn

#Holy fucking jesus that's a metal mini #Aos #Age of Sigmar #Warhammer #Stormcast Eternals #Ionus Cryptborn

[august-writing]

"Not I," I said, "I love you."

Yet when blood was on your face I knew you not.

"Would you follow me, my child? Even in the dark?"

But when the light blew dim I fled.

You told me of the future, and of a joy to come 

You loved me and you taught me

"I know your heart, my child."

When you were weak and weary where was I to comfort?

When you cried out for the Father I hid my face.

I saw you. I saw your eyes and anguish.

O how it pierced me. How could I abandon you?

"Not I," I said, "I love you." But how could it be true?

I turned and left my lover.

Weak and twisted is the heart that claimed to live for you

How can it be, how can I live? I wish to love you.

Yet it is a dead heart that saw your face among the crowd.

A light flew across the distance. On the wings of your suffering.

O how it pierced me. My eyes have opened.

I don't deserve to be here, to sing and see the dawn

Lord let me live and love you

How I was meant to all along

#poetry #poem #poems on tumblr #poemblr #easter poem #salt and light #easter thoughts #text #writing #my writing #mini ramble hold on #growing up i heard the concept 'if youd been there youd be in the crowd cursing him and spitting on him' kinda deal often #and not that i think its Wrong exactly. or that it cant be good for meditation. but i don't know if it worked for me #it just really confused me like. but....i know jesus why would i suddenly go Evil...what about the people who knew him...they weren't #what about mary who was crying while everyone else cursed him? #as i got older i realized that i felt myself much more it Peter's place. being one who knew jesus. who loved him. who said you'd follow him #and yet... keeps messing up. so these are just my thoughts on that

[neos-schlond-poofa]

had to dig up this classic jam for an edit 🤩

anywho i’m a bit sick of the perception of donna in the fandom, she’s not a possessive manipulative strong gf, she’s a soft, mentally ill woman doomed to never be able to achieve happiness, and yet the fandom romanticizes her mental illness when it’s something real people struggle with (LIKE ME!!) and seeing people literally glorify her issues does affect others. like i read something where they make her so possessive that she becomes a villain… is that what you see of me? is that my destiny? or times when they make it seem like her possessiveness and abandonment issues are cute because “she’s a strong protective gf” no!! she’s suffering and it sucks to see people literally either villainize or romanticize something you actually struggle with instead of treating it with care like it should be. anyways that was therapeutic to edit and type so enjoy the edit guys 🤩

alright, don’t forget to smile! - zendaya

#resident lover #resident lover edit #donna beneviento #resident evil #resident evil village #re8 #donna beneviento edit #how to never stop being sad #oopsie thats not a mini rant i did #they hated jesus because he spoke the truth

[mini-draws]

redraw

#mini sketches #kagerou project #ayano tateyama #i can't believe this is a five year difference jesus christ

[xxalphaclownxx]

noahvember day 2 - vampire

so i’ve been reading stakes, right? and so i’ve been wondering what if noah was the vampire instead

then i decided, what if i made it angsty, then added some alenoah as a spice

#woof gin’s art meow #alenoah #alejandro burromuerto #noah td #td owen #vampire au #oh god #i made him cry #then i killed off owen #jesus christ #when did i get here #he also decided to keep alejandro #u can choose whether he just saw this hot man #and thought hell yeah #or maybe he knew alejandro for a long time already #maybe ale asked to be with him forever #but noah could sense the loneliness either way #so he made them be lonely together #oh man mini fic in the tags #noahvember2023 #noahvember

[that-one-raccoon]

M&m comic i made last night right before Coil updated- ft. Blaise and Dazai

#to the people on my blog #i can and will be fixating on this for the forseeable future. #you have been warned #my art #that-one-raccoon’s art #mini comic #anyways thoughts on the new chapter? #i loved it a lot #but JESUS CHRIST pansy is such a little bitch #magic and mystery #coil #m&m dazai #m&m blaise #fanfic au #ao3

[blueskittlesart]

this may be the most insane finals season yet. why do i do this to myself

#42 page sequential art project + mini comic thats looking to be about 10 pages + 25 page junior thesis comic + 8 page art history zine #PLUS jane austen essay. jesus H christ #to be fair the 42 page project is done. so that's fine i just need to scan it. but still. LMFAO #if i go completely off the grid for the next 3 weeks this is why btw. im in the trenches again #ykw i havent given myself permanent nerve damage or cried in class yet so im still doing better than fall semester freshman year #i <3 art school

[aesrot]

pov you're a literature major who just listened to this

#IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOTHIC HORROR MINI-SET #IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE DRACULA AND DOCTOR JEKYLL AND HYDE AND DORIAN GRAY !!! #BUT ITS FINE THIS ONE BY ITSELF IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME CLAW THE WALLS OF MY ENCLOSURE #JESUS FUCKING CHRIST #IMAGINE HOW FUCKING COOL ITD BE THO #IM GONNA BITE SOMETHING #OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #ahem #anyways. we'll get back to the next album once i recover #lua liveblogs #the mechanisms

[iiikaruz]

New CH episodes have made me officially decide to stop caring about the actual cast of the show </3 (/hj but i wish it was /j)

Anyway would you like to share some of your headcanons/scenarios for the side/minor characters ? It always makes my day 💚💖(/nf)

dude i feel you on these new episodes. wtf is going on over there. anyways, i’ll gladly dump this 10 ton stack of headcanons on you that i wrote down!! Marie Antoinette: 

loves hyperpop and 90s house music. she’s so slay (i have a playlist lol)

into european weirdo cinema like Gaspar Noe’s but she also likes chick flicks (her fave films are Climax (2018), Daisies (1966), and But I’m A Cheerleader (1999).)

frequents on lolita forums and goes to really shady places just to get cute lolita items.

has absolutely mastered voguing. super into ballroom culture.

has a pet borzoi (those groovy long-nosed dogs.) her name is “Vanille” and Marie loves her dearly.

wants to study fashion. she especially loves Vivienne Westwood and Moschino.

Jesús Cristo:

is a juggalo, and he indoctrinated Van Gogh into it as well.

says “it is what it is” at any minor inconvenience.

had a mental crisis at 13 as a product to the stress of living up to his clone father. similar to joan’s breakdown in s1e3 but 10x worse. he tries to ignore it when people bring it up.

designated driver on any road trip. for some reason.

into bands like The Cure whilst also bopping to Cypress Hill.

his fave video game is Parappa the Rapper.

accidentally punching holes/nails into his hand is a common occurrence. seems like it just keeps happening, so he’s learned to just roll with it. he’s also a pretty good nurse bc of it.

Marilyn Monroe:

is always down for the school play. BUT she usually just does script-writing and tech. 

into conspiracy theories and video essays. (all gorgeous gorgeous girls love video essays).

is a dedicated Britney Spears and Gwen Stefani stan.

SO “COQUETTE LIZZY GRANT DIOR RETRO” in her fashion choice.

she also gives “elle woods from legally blonde” vibes. straight A student right here.

CERTIFIED GIRLBOSS <3

Thomas Edison:

is obsessed with American Psycho (2000). he has a poster in his room and he’s weirdly obsessed with Christian Bale (very 🍎🍉🍊 of him, but he always excuses it with “oh no, i just idolize and worship him. there’s absolutely nothing gay ab it.” he’s lying.)

also he’s SUCH a pretentious film bro. he has a whole library of stupid film facts shoved in the back of his mind (im totally not projecting).

he only listens to: 80s new-wave stuff like New Order, Oingo Boingo, Beastie Boys, & Talking Heads OR Lana del Rey. There is no in between.

he worked (past-tense bc that shit is GONE in 2023) at a blockbuster video store next to the mall and he liked being a total bitch to people about it (example: “you really rented this shit? this movie sucks, dude”)

after getting unfreezed, he was ECSTATIC over how easy pirating movies is nowadays.

Napoleon Bonaparte:

member of the speech/debate club and he is THE WORST TO BE PAIRED WITH. he’s foaming at the mouth the moment someone gives a rebuttal he didn’t think of. some meetings end in him trying to beat up someone. 

into 80s rock like Metallica and Black Sabbath. he has an electric guitar. he also FUCKING LOVES ABBA AND JAMIROQUAI. like… too much.

unlawfully good at Just Dance. he absolutely fucks it up on the dance floor.

adores fantasy films like Conan (1982) and The Never-Ending Story(1984). he’s so lame/ pos.

he bakes really well. that’s all he’s got going for him.

he either found his napoleonic military uniform at party city or at a thrift store with Marie Antoinette; his story changes depending on who he’s talking to.

he cut his own hair when he was 14. the following conversation after he did so was with caesar, and it was just the haircut scene from fleabag . he then continued to keep his stupid haircut to what it is now.

is a hopeless romantic. he can make up entire love poems & sonnets in his head about a girl he’s crushing on, but literally cannot talk to people without sounding like a douchebag unless he’s super comfortable w/ them.

Ivan the Terrible:

is an avid deftones, sewerslvt, & duster listener (i, unfortunately, ALSO have a playlist.)

spends his nights scrolling on 4chan and arguing w/ people. him & topher have accidentally argued w/ each other AT LEAST 5 times.

literally refuses to take off his ushanka in any weather. it doesn’t matter to him if it’s 90 degrees, that thing is staying ON.

kins Travis Bickle and Shinji Ikari. i mean, just look at this dude and how he presents himself. average NGE & Taxi Driver enjoyer/ hj.

fave video games are Postal 2 and osu!. he plays osu! phenomenally, to the point where it’s impressive. (pls put that energy into a job or something).

and yea that’s all the energy i have to write this down :]

#yeah i made ALL OF THIS UP LOL #AND THIS IS JUST A GLIMPSE INTO THE MINI SIDE-UNIVERSE I HAVE #but thx for asking!!! #clone high #clone high marie antoinette #clone high jesus #clone high jesus cristo #clone high marilyn monroe #clone high thomas edison #clone high napoleon #clone high ivan the terrible #clone high season 2 #ch #clone high reboot #clone high headcanons #so many tags

[andsomemaniacgotridofthewheel]

"The Second Coming" (2003) by RTD

[ETA: Found it, thanks!]

Does anyone know where I could find Russel T. Davies mini-series "The Second Coming" (2003) with Chris Eccleston as Jesus? I've looked everywhere, even Amazon only has a ridiculously overpriced UK-import DVD.

I have seen it back in around 2006, but now I need to watch it again, for Good Omens science.

It actually was the first time I had ever heard of "The Second Coming" or that Jesus was supposed to return once more at all according to christian lore.

And I do remember they saved the world at the end but not exactly how and why there had to be that one big sacrifice.

Obviously I am expecting something much funnier and - dear lord! - less tragic for our Angel & Demon (though their head offices could do with a little threat of being fully dismantled), but I need more ideas for speculation and that fucking fic I had promised myself not to start writing. By the way at some point I might also need a beta reader for that.

#good omens #good omens season 3 #the second coming #russel t davies #christopher eccleston #the second coming 2003 #chris eccleston #rtd #the second coming mini series #good omens the second coming #good omens jesus #good omens season 3 speculation #good omens season 3 theories #good omens theories #good omens speculation #good omens tv show #good omens show #the second coming show #good omens watch party #nikku.txt #nikku's posts

[a-grayscale-galaxy]

And yet, after it all…. Aabrias sets are still nasty.

#AUGH noo the scream i scrumpt. the cry I crode. #d20 spoilers #burrows end #shout OUT to all the artists. Jesus CRIST. it’s gross. it’s stunning. the minis? yes and no at the same time #d20