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thetimelordbatgirl · 2 years
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Ngl, its very concerning that people somehow think Rishi Sunak’s idea of charging people a £10 fine if they miss an appointment at their GP/hospital, is somehow a good idea, cause...these people really like the idea of people having to pay money even if they tried to make it to the appointment but something made them miss it. 
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michaels-reality · 1 year
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rubyreduji · 4 months
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svt mtl blanket hog
my parents were arguing about how is the blanket hog lol so i thought i'd do who in svt is the biggest blanket hog. some of these are based off of them in the gose magainze, but a lot of them are just a vibe
MOST
seungcheol - BIGGEST ass blanket hog ever and he whines in his sleep if you try and take any of them back like it's so serious for him
mingyu - bro doesn't even mean to be he's just big and gets cold easily :( the only way you are getting those blankets is if you're cuddling the whole night
hoshi - literally such a giant blanket hogger but only because he moves around SO MUCH in his sleep
seungkwan - snug as a bug in a rug he dont gaf
minghao - he knows he does it and he thinks it's funny but he always cuddles in you in the morning to warm you back up
dokyeom - only sometimes and he always feels super bad when he does it and he smothers you with blankets when he wakes up
joshua - it's only occasionally that he does but when he does and you bring it up he gets sassy with you
wonwoo - only just a little like it's a 60% 40% split
jeonghan - you two are very good at sharing the blanket and not hogging it, but if either of you ever do hog the blanket y'all will not hear the end of it from the other
chan - you two just cuddle the whole night so neither of you are really blanket stealers
jihoon - i imagine he gets really hot when he sleeps so he actually shoves the blankets off of himself
jun - if anything you're stealing the blankets from him and then when you wake up he whines at you
vernon - like jun you're stealing the blankets from him but he doesn't care, he probably doesn't even notice
LEAST
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whoxeology · 3 months
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HI HII hope ur having an amazing day!! But I can I request Percy x reader (gn if possible plz:3) where Percy n reader get caught by Sally (after they rescue her😞) cuddling n kissing BUT Sally didn't know they were in a relationship (maybe they were just couldn't tell her since they didn't know when or couldn't since they just rescued her??). ITS OK IF U CANT/DONT WANT TO!! plz take care of urself n remember to drink water ^.^tysm!!
A/N: PLEASE YOU ARE LITERALLY SO SWEET. THIS IS SO EXCITING I LOVE GETTING REQUESTS. This is my first actual blurb so please let me know what y'all think.
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⛧☾༺♰Red Handed♰༻☽⛧
PAIRING: Percy Jackson x Reader
WARNINGS: Established Relationship, cursing, GN Reader, Possible spoilers for TLT, Kissing, OOC Percy.
W.C: 0.8K
A/N: I have not read the books only knowledge I have of Percy is from the movies, TV show, and multiple fics I have read. While writing this I have Logan Lerman Percy Jackson in mind. With that being said this is purely for fun. You are more than welcome to disagree and leave feedback.
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It had been a hell of a past few hours. In less than 24 hours you, Percy, Grover, and Annabeth had managed to go to the underworld and save Sally, briefly fought Luke before Percy ultimately beat his ass, returned the lightning bolt to Zeus, and got Grover back from the underworld. 
"My god my back is killing me" You groaned as you stretched yourself out on Percy's bed. You had gotten out of a much-needed shower, the scalding hot water seeming to work miracles on your bruised skin. You smelled faintly of Vanilla and were wearing an old AC/DC tee shirt and shorts that Percy had lent you. 
Saying you were exhausted was an understatement. You missed your friends, your cabin mates, and most importantly sleep. Considering you’d been barely managing to catch 40 minutes of sleep in the past few days you’d take anything. 
"I wonder why's that," Percy said sarcastically as he slid himself up behind you. He placed his head into the crook of your neck inhaling your scent. "God you smell good," He said as his hands found their way under your shirt and onto your waist. His cold hands meet your hot skin making you shiver. 
Percy missed his mom more than shown. You wouldn’t blame him, you know if you got your mom back you’d be feeling the same as him, if not worse. Annabeth and Grover had gone back to camp while you and Percy decided to stay with his mom for the night. You would have gone back to camp with Grover and Annabeth but Percy insisted on you staying with him. 
"Can't say the same for you," You say jokingly. Percy's cold hands were poking around your waist with intent making you giggle and squirm when he poked a sensitive spot below your ribs. 
"Hey I showered," he said defensively as his poking turned into tickling. His fingers were relentless "Take it back." He said into your neck as you laughed loudly trying to get away. 
"Percy!" You whisper shouted trying to pry his hands away from your waist. You didn't want Sally to hear and get the wrong impression about you. 
"Take it back love or else I won't stop," He whispered into your ear as he pinned your wrist down with one hand. His other becoming harsher tickling your sides as if there was no tomorrow. 
"OKAY, OKAY FINE I"M SORRY, YOU SMELL AMAZING," You practically shouted as you grasped at his hands. If he kept it up you’d probably piss your pants. Finally, after what seemed like years he stopped tickling you resting his hands back on your waist. He shoved his head back into your neck.
"Percy," you said in a warning tone. He had started to kiss right below your ear. 
"Hmm?," He hummed back. The vibration tickles against your neck right below your jaw. His hands around your waist tightened, pulling your back further onto him. 
“Percy,” you whine breathlessly. Your hands reach behind you to tug on his hair. He was being an ass, placing slow kisses on the collar of your neck.  
“Who smells amaz- OH MY GOD," 
The sound of Percy's door opening was all you heard before you were on the ground. Your ass hurts from the sudden impact. 
"Oh my god sweetie are you okay," Sally said rushing to your side. Her hands grabbed yours as she pulled you off the ground. 
"Oh my god babe I'm sorry I panicked," Percy said as he grabbed your waist and pulled you back onto the bed. 
"Im fine it's okay really," You laughed as you sat on the bed leaning against Percy finding the whole situation funny. Percy was sitting on his bed awkwardly with one hand around your waist and the other rubbing the back of his neck, his face bright red while Sally's eyes were looking at him expecting answers. 
"Babe? When did this happen," Sally questioned as she leaned against the wall. She didn't look upset but rather amused. "Since a little after I got to camp," Percy said looking at his mom. He stopped rubbing his neck and instead started playing with your fingers instead. 
“Okay cool, look I get it, I understand you’re young I was young one too and I will admit I had my fair share of fun -” She was cut off by a loud groan from Percy. He threw himself back into his bed. His black hair hit his light blue pillow. 
“Oh my god, Mom please stop” He mumbled his entire face red again. You can hear the embarrassment in his voice. 
“Okay okay I’ll leave,” she said as she put her hands up with a cheeky smile on her face. “This door stays open though,” she said as she pointed at Percy, suddenly serious. 
“MOMMMMM.”
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A/N: How do yall feel about the color-coded diolauge? would yall prefer it like this or as regular text?
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soapyghostie · 2 months
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hii ^_^ can you do slasher hcs, can be anyone you choose, with a child!Reader (platonic ofc) suddenly saying a bad word infront of them? Lol idk i just thought that it would be a funny scenario, you dont have to do it if u dont want to btw :3 have a nice day!
Since this was a free-bee, I took the chance to write for a couple slashers I haven’t gotten a chance to write for yet. One of them is one I’ve written for multiple times already, but I know how y'all are and that Michael Myers content. Y’all will eat that shit up. Well anyway, enjoy!
Charles ‘Chucky’ Lee Ray
Chucky, known for his foul-mouthed and sarcastic personality, would most definitely burst into a fit of maniacal laughter upon hearing the inappropriate language that just came out of your mouth. He finds the situation very amusing, secretly proud of your choice of words. He used to think you were a deadbeat child, but it seems you are starting to take after him in terms of mischief and a devil-may-care attitude. Maybe he’ll give you a shot.
He’d playfully scold you for stealing the spotlight, jokingly reminding you that he’s the only one allowed to say those kinds of words while giving you a wink. He’s pretending to act like a normal parent would if their child cursed so Tiffany doesn’t throw dishes at his head again for god knows what he did beforehand. Anyways, besides the friendly reminder to be careful about where and when to use foul language, Chucky feels a sense of camaraderie in their rebellious spirit that he’s never expressed before. Is this care and kindness he feels? It can’t be! He’s an evil serial killer with no feelings for anyone! Just between you and me, he did care about you in his own way from the beginning. He just hates to admit it and ignored the feeling for a long time. 
Chucky giving you lessons in creative cursing is a must: in a private setting of course. He doesn’t want to have to deal with Tiffany’s scolding about encouraging and, even worse, teaching you such bad behavior. However, if the language goes too far (cursing Tiffany out), Chucky will actually draw a line and sternly explain the importance of knowing when and where such language is appropriate.
Stu Macher
Stu, being the laid-back and humorous person he is, most likely burst out into a fit of laughter initially, thinking it’s just a child’s innocent mistake. However, he’s taken aback. He was not expecting to hear such foul language come out of your mouth and especially wasn’t ready for it since he’s normally making the crude jokes himself rather than hearing it from a child. 
Stu would exchange an amused glance and playfully scold you, reminding you that it’s not appropriate to use such language, especially in front of company. However, Stu may share a few inappropriate jokes of his own, trying to bond with you through your humor. God dammit Stu! Don’t be a bad influence like Chucky is! 
If you continue to use inappropriate language, Stu will employ a more serious tone and discuss the consequences of your behavior. If you don’t listen to him after that (I don’t know how you could not because Stu never serious), Stu will probably be like, “Well what the fuck! Who cares?” and will join in and playfully participate with you. 
Michael Myers
Michael would remain expressionless and unreactive to hearing you say the inappropriate word. He will convey his disapproval through his body language though, such as a stern gaze or a slow shake of his head. You pick up on these cues, going from comical and bright to eerie and uncomfortable, understanding that your words are unacceptable.
Michael does expect immediate compliance, and you are expected to correct your behavior under his imposing presence. In rare cases, Michael will intervene if your behavior becomes continuous and punish you, such as grounding you or giving you a whoopin, to teach you a lesson about the consequences of your behavior. 
Once Michael decides you’ve been punished long enough, if you got the ‘your grounded to your room’ punishment, he’ll make his way to your room and have a conversation with you to instill the importance of respectful behavior. You two end up having a good talk, ending with you promising to use more appropriate language from here on out and Michael promising to get you a tub of ice cream on his next outing if you have good behavior.
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fleursbending · 1 year
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THE TAILS OF TSU'TEY AND TONOWARI. | 18+
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𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 : do you see that pun ?? isn't it so funny ?? ^^ hahahahaahahahahahha.. okay here u go whores have sum headcanons 🙏🏼‼️‼️ (i was gonna link the jake sully one but i think everyone and their mom has seen it). this filthy asf i did not hold back. my mind ran and fell out of my ass. edit / ok the bullet points were glitching out for wari but i'm hoping it is okay now!
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 : MDNI, nsfw, UHMM seggsy times with blue big ass aliens idrk what else to say ?!?!? choking, overstim, brief degrading, mention of somnophilia & oral (f! receiving).
✰ 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈 :
wari knew you were drawn to his tail, for a differing amount of reasons. one of them being that it made you feel really good
and he'd be so consumed by making you feel good, because you're his girl. your pleasure tops everything for him
like his tail is so thick in and the width of it is so girthy lord
"take it like the good girl you are." he'd say as he forces you beneath him and lets his tail gravitate up your leg to where you need him most
i just see his tail acting before he can even fully think of what he was about to do
whether it is in his possessive nature, or just watching out for you
he'd totally use the width and thickness of it to his advantage come on. probably would let it lay in between your plushy thighs and press it against your throbbing clit.
"ahh" he'd say, as he would spit in your mouth - making you swallow it as you grind down on his tail.
I'm not sure how sensitive the metkayinas tails would be considering how different they've adapted to their surroundings, but i'd like to think
if you were to tug on it, it'd still elicit a deep guttural grown from tonowari
he'd fist your hair and smash your lips against his, nibbling at your bottom lip
"yeah? is all of this mine?" he'd growl, hands groping your ass and squeezing it.
wari would whisper such filth to you as his lips hover right over yours, basking in your whines and moans that waver in differing octaves.
"what's wrong, sweetheart? can't take anymore? why? oh...-" he'd let out a low chuckle. "is that it? i don't care. keep going."
his tail would be like. undeniably smooth.. so imagine thigh riding but switch thigh with tail lol!
some of y'all gonna be like wtf!! but dont lie to me ik some of u guys are eating that concept up
like him gripping your hips and pulling you up and down, other hand trailing down to press his thumb on the pearl of your clit and gently just rubs
or when you've made him fucking angry he'd use his tail as some sort of fuck toy until your legs are too sore to keep going.
like he'd give you such a condescending glare, "what? you're spent? when did i tell you to stop?"
tonowari is a beefy man, and with all that strength lordddd you're all gonna be going at it for quite some time !!
like ik for a fact he'd make you use his tail to get off until you reach the point of pure exhaustion
he'd let out a booming laugh, making you comfortable as he just towers over you
"guess it's my turn now"
and his cock would just be so ready for your cunt
and he'd coo at you as you let out something akin to a scream and a cry as your poor lil hole is finally filled with himmm and his balls would just smack at your skin lorddd
there'd be instances where you'd go on midnight swims and his tail would just curve into your waist pushing you closer to his proximity.
he'd have a wolfish grin as your chest presses into this, hands palming at every inch of your skin.
and as things get more heated, more desperate. you'd begin to tug him back to shore, to head to your shared mauri.
but he'd insist with a shake of his head, grasping below your thighs and wrapping them around his waist.
his head would dip down then, hovering over your ear. his breath making the hairs on the back of your head stand.
"how about i just take you here?" like! ok yes pls-
i can just imagine his tail sometimes pushing the ends of your hair back so he could have access to your chest, kissing you everywhere.
like not to deter but tonowari is such a boobs guy like he'd fr suck on your nipples while bucking into you real deep.
mans has such a high sexdrive like, he's going to crave you constantly. especially if he didn't have a successful hunt, or people in the clan are way to up his ass that day.
either he'd fuck you into oblivion, or just sit back and let you use him however you wish.
his tail swishes ever so slightly at the mere thought of you, that's the affect you have on him.
he doesn't know if it's possible but the next thing on his kink list is to definitely somehow choke you with his tail as he fucks you.
you'll have more than enough time together alone, (especially on your night escapades) for him to really test those, so be ready
✰ 𝐓𝐒𝐔'𝐓𝐄𝐘 :
let me just say. he'd be gripping your throat as his lips are so precise with the way they kiss yours in that very moment
and you wouldn't acknowledge it at first as he leans in closer to you. not even realising his tail that trails up your leg
but then it would tug at your loin cloth. once to check how tightly it is on. two to check the waters. 3 to rip it right off of you.
and you'd gasp in shock as the cool air hits your already wet pussy
tilting his head, a coy smirk graced his lips as his forefinger ever so softly dragged through your folds
"ah, what have i done to already make you this wet. do tell."
your hips would jolt then, desperate for more friction, for him to fill you up
the smirk would drop, tsking at you as one of his large hands would push down on your lower tummy to keep you settled
you'd take a deep inhale of breath, both your eyes following the tail that once again trailed up your leg
this time it'd wrap itself around your breasts, squeezing. it was pure erotic, back arching and everything.
the smoothness and how sleek it was, the way it pressed down on your chest - had your eyes closing in pure utter ecstasy
"that's right, use it like it's my cock. there you go, baby. yes." he'd urge you when you are having sex
he'd be very watchful of your reactions, solely just wanting to please you and make you feel good
like can you imagine at a bonfire one night, tsu'tey had gone off to get your food
you're just happily waiting for him when suddenly another man from the clan approaches, trying to seduce you to follow him to the forest
you'd respectfully declined, knowing that of his true intentions behind his words - but he wasn't seeming to go without staking a claim on you
did he live under a rock? oh no tsu-tey
tsu'teys hands are preoccupied, anger making his posture stiffen ever so more as he quickened his pace over to you
"i am taken, i have a mate. please leave before he-"
he makes himself known from behind you, balacing the food on his hands as he uses his tail to smack the wrist of the mans hand that was trying to make its way to your face
"you heard her, leave. before i take out all your teeth and beat you to-"
"tsu'tey!" you'd hiss, arms wrapping around his waist.
he'd snap out of it, glowering at the pathetic excuse of a man as he scampered off.
your cheeks flush as you realised his tail now seemed to wrap itself right above your loin cloth - an action he'd do unintentionally when feeling possessive
after your meal,, let's just say he was still starving for some more
the way he'd restrict your hand by his tail, or how the swishing motion of it would tenderly linger on your legs when he'd devour your pussy
"shhh, don't want the rest of the hunting party to you hear you. unless you do?" he'd say as he had you against a tree and completely having his way with you
i can see his tail having a mind of its own while he's asleep sometimes,, like he'd be having quite a vivid dream of you
and suddenly his tail would just be pressed against you, in a tired haze you'd try to ignore the pressure
but with tsu'tey spooning you and now unintentionally rutting against you, his tail seems to be growing in sensitivity as it curls against you
the feeling of the fur at the end of it brushing your upper thighs is what would finally jolt you awake
i can just imagine his tail trailing down the dip in your spine as you ride him, or the best part
when you'd surprise him by tugging on it
it'd happen at those times where its your turn to take control during your nighttime charades,, yk y'all like to switch it up
just a lil tug is all it takes sometimes
he'd harshly bite down on his bottom lip, "y'n" he'd let out in a low growl that makes you clench and squeeze down on his cock even more
eyes rolling to the back of his head, jaw and thighs clenching in sheer pleasure as the feeling of it equates to that of him teetering over the age of bustin
he'd definitely use his tail to choke you out when you're about to cum
i just feel like tails can do so much more than depict the emotions he is feeling at that very moment
he'd honestly use it however way you wish for him too as long as you're fine with it and it makes you feel good
like him fucking you from behind as his hands grip at your ass and his tail wraps around your hair and tug on it...??? damnnn
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⤷ feedback and reblogs are always much appreciated ! feel free to ask through my inbox if you would like to join my nsfw taglist. ♡
also i am sorry if this is bad </3 she was written at like 3am last night!
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bee-ina-boat · 4 months
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heres a collection of concept art for the rest of the entities for the mythos au!! if you're wondering where the eye is, they've been drawn already!
they are all FAR from done. keep in mind these are all just my initial concepts and i plan to do in-depth design sheets as i go to explore their designs more.
IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO IMPROVE THESE DESIGNS PLEASE THROW EM AT ME- MY ANON IS OPEN AND I READ TAGS I DONT CARE JUST!!!! GIMME!!!!!
(also au context: the magnus mythos is an au where the entities are all gods, similar to various religious mythology, rather than paranormal entities that feed on fear)
design thoughts for each of them under the cut
The Web - God of Fate (she/it): im pretty happy with her design atm, shes meant to be a half spider half woman thing and i love that for her. shes probably the one ive thought the most on so far given her importance to the story. i want her to wear silks and shiny silver jewelry that just sparkles like wet spiderwebs do, not sure if im gonna keep the veil?
The Dark - God of the Dark (she/he/it): probably my weakest concept at the moment. it doesnt do the dark any justice. i mean i like the cloak idea but i want them to be very tendrilly, all consuming, shadowy, but i dont know how to properly portray them :/
The Desolation - God of Destruction and Fire (they/it): i have a neat vision for them! i want them to be made of coal and ash and smoke, to be burning and glowing on the inside, and their body is decorated with melted wax to look like clothes. not quiiiiiite sure about how their melty candle dress is now? i want it to be less constrictive
The Stranger - God of the Unknown and the Whimsical (he/she/they/it): it's meant to be this. weird wirey creature hidden behind masks and a lot of fabrics, like the framework of a poseable plush doll? i like the way the masks look but im not so sure about the body.
The Vast - God of the Above (she/he/they/it): im not so sure about his design at all im gonna be real. i want them to look like the atmosphere and be covered in clouds and have mountains for feet and an ocean cape but i feel like it might be a bit?? idk??? im just not that happy with it :/
The End - God of Death and Time (they/it): ugh i love this concept sm, making death read as less scary and more divine is so fun. theyre based on a seraphim and a sand timer,
The Buried - God of the Underneath (she/he/they/it): ANOTHER OF MY FAVORITES!!!! i love them. theyre inspired by hermit crabs!! and they have silver chains holding their shell to them. they look so endearing with their lil lopsided eyes ;; <3
The Flesh - God of the Body and Meat (she/he/they/it): i have so many ideas for the flesh y'all- im very excited to do a concept sheet for them. theyre meant to have no skin, just exposed bone and muscle, large limbs, hooves, exposed heart underneath a ribcage, teeth that close around their abdomen. white bandages that wrap around like clothes. a teeth/horn crown? i dont quite know whether to go for a more animalistic look or a more human one? like- theres so many ways to go with him idek!!!
The Hunt - God of Predators and Pride (they/it): see, i like this design but i feel like its too werewolf like? yknow? thats cool!! but itreads more monster to me than God :/
The Corruption - God of Nature, Rot, and Disease (she/they/it): i love this weird bug thing. this one i was really inspired for (mostly because. corruption aligned. so obviously im gonna think about this one alot) theyre this weird bug thing, the veil is inspired by the one from the art on the wiki! i want to maybe make them a bit more gross and weird because nature is like that sometimes, a moot on tiktok suggested that i add animal bones!! and i think thats SO smart im absolutely going too
The Spiral - God of the Incomprehensible (it/its): this weirdo is so hard to pin down istg. i imagine them as this spiral thing. body is kindof liquidy, arms are spindly and long, multiple shifting faces, overall just constantly changing and moving and like!!! how am i meant to draw that??? when my brain cant even wrap my head around what its supposed to look like yknow??? bruh jrdbhgfjdldgfh- that being said i think the main problem with the design is that it just gives me too many Michael vibes!!! is it the hair? the arms? its probably both.
The Lonely - God of Solitude and the Self (they/it): i like what this one has going so far! theyve got fog hair, fog tears, their body is meant to be splotchy like turquoise marble, i vibe with it so hard. not so sure what to do with their outfit tho :/
The Slaughter - God of War (he/they/it): another one of my more stronger designs i think! centaur with weapons sticking into them, face concealed, medieval armor and antlers- it vibes
the extinction isnt drawn because i literally have no idea what they should look like aside from color palette-
once again any and all suggestions will be taken!!!! i need ideas!!! plese!!!!
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WIBTA for skipping christmas next year?
I dont know how else to put this, but do y'all know that movie, Christmas with the Kranks? Or even Four Christmases? In both of those movies, the main characters are caught skipping christmas and choosing to do something for themselves and, inevitably, get pushed into celebrating Christmas for one reason or another.
Now, those movies are watched religiously in my house, along with a few other holiday movies, but it made me realize that I'm not alone in absolutely loathing the cultural christmas that has developed.
I hate gift giving, as it puts you on the spot to immediately and intimately know whoever you are giving the gift to. And gift cards are seen as a cop out. You're expected to spend a paycheck or two on gifts that'll probably be returned or tossed in a closet to never be seen again. Even with people I do love and care about, its hard to give gifts to them because I'm the youngest and they all have jobs with salaries and their own money.
I also hate getting together with family in a loud house, it gives me headaches, and I dislike (for various reasons) most of the people who come. But since I still live with family, I don't have much say in the matter of who comes and goes or when.
My family is VERY into Christmas. The whole nine yards. Even if I didn't live with them, I would be expected to participate and get into the whole celebration. But WIBTA if I just said ... no? I plan to move out before next Christmas, and do not want to participate for all the reasons I listed above and more. I would send cards, probably, and of course, spend time with my family, but probably skip the big get-together and spend time with my partner or my pets. I genuinely do not care if I'm left alone for Christmas, to be honest. I just don't want to deal with the whole song and dance.
So, WIBTA for skipping christmas next year and stepping back from the whole cultural chaos that surrounds this time of year? (Also, if any of y'all have suggestions on how to go about presenting this next year, I would be thankful.)
What are these acronyms?
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sadiewayne · 3 months
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are you more or less likely to like the percy jackson show if you have adhd?
TL;DR at the bottom
this whole idea came about because i was seeing people complain about the pacing of the show and i was so confused because i thought the pacing was perfect and then i thought maybe it's because i have adhd and so of course i would think the pacing was great and so i ran a poll to look at the results and here are those results
important things to note
a) i have adhd (diagnosed)
b) i study a stem degree
ok here we go
short answer
statistically no, but i disagree (i'll get to it)
longer answer
i did a poll comparing if you have adhd and if you like the show, these were the results (and here so you can see how i wanted people to answer)
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(yes i voted, my opinion also counts)(and yes, there are flaws in the design but i only had 12 options and this was mainly about adhd)
and idk about you but looking at those numbers i can see a few things
number 1: most people like the show, 87.8% in fact
and if you take out the people that didn't care, it's 92.9% of people who did care aka a lot
quick stats rundown
for everyone with adhd (thats the first 6 options) 3% didn't like the show
for those with other neurodiversities and not adhd, it was 12%
yeah, thats 4 times higher (it works out at a whole 2 people but again, limits of the poll)
ANYWAY, i ran some statistical tests (don't stress, i don't understand them either, i will not be focussing on them)
first, chi squared (compares expected values for each option with the actual values i got)
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yeah that number is small, like very small, like 2.8 quintillionths
but i ran it in R and got a very different number
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and oh lookie here that's a p-value about 0.05 and so we must accept the null hypothesis (basically that yeah, that's expected)
which makes NO SENSE but whatever, the computer tells me it's that
enough of chi-squared, i also ran a z-test (i googled what to do and apparently this was the right test, idk what it does ngl)
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i didn't run this one in R bc i have no idea how to do that
but the p-value is again, about 0.05 and so accept that there is no significant difference
BUT I DISAGREE
ok i don't disagree with the stats but i disagree that there isn't a difference
it doesn't take a genius to see the difference
3% of people with adhd didn't like the show but 12% of other nd's did like-
come on that has to mean something
so i ran a chi squared test on just the adhd data and...
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1.9 octillionths
wha-
so did it in R and got a warning saying it probably wasn't accurate (it's probably the 0) so i ran fishers exact test (idk man thats what i was told to run by the internet) and got this...
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so errrrrr yeah
apparently the same goes for the adhd data to which i can kind of get but also dont when
0.6% of people didn't like the show and were diagnosed as an adult but 1.2% didn't like the show and were self-diagnosed, with almost the same number of votes (it works out as a 1 person difference)
and no one who was diagnosed as a child disliked it like WHAT?!?!?!
also no neurotypicals disliked it, love y'all for that /gen
idk, i think the sample size is too small to run accurate tests, that or im doing it wrong which is a very high probability
so whilst statistically, the answer is no, i'm seeing a pattern emerge
but i am a scientist so i cannot say yes or no which SUCKS bc i see a pattern and i want to know MORE but tumblr doesn't have a great mechanism for polls so i can't ask all the questions i want to
TL;DR
the stats say there's no significant difference and so i must concur even if i don't want to
the show was amazing and i'm very excited for season 2 for reasons i don't want to spoil for people who haven't read the book (but go read the books they are just as good)
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irisisasiren · 1 year
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CONGRATS ON 100+!!! Very well deserved! If its not too much I would like to request Ike jealousy headcanons please, no restrictions, feel free to go crazy <33! Also, I dont think Ive requested anything yet but I would like to be known as 🌼 anon if thats alright with you because I will probably return ♡´・ᴗ・`♡
What if Ike got jealous?
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A/n: Thank you 🌼anon for the request!!!
Summary: You and Ike are hanging out with Ivy, but you started to flirt with Ivy in front of him(its a prank lol). How would he react?
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This how you and Ike meet (fun fact!):
You and Ivy are besties since high school ig?, like two peas in pot.
You met Ike through Ivy since they are brother and sister when you guys are doing a project for school. (I think that Ivy is the older one, Eki is the middle and Ike is the youngest)
And ohoho, it was love at first sight<3 and you too started dating from then on (Ivy and Eki approve the relationship so no worries)
Then Ike moved in with you:-)
Days fly very fast anddddd.... today's the day!!! Ivy is going to visit y'all🤩🤩
You and Ike are happy since been a long time since she came to visit
By the time Ivy got to your place its was pretty late, so y'all decided grab dinner at a restaurant nearby
While you guys were talking, Ivy raised her left eyebrow to sign something to you, and you noticed it and gave her a cheeky smile. Meanwhile, Ike was confused.
Then you started with small complements like "You look so pretty in that dress, Ivy" or "Why are you so cute?!" while pinching her cheek which made Ivy squeals a bit. But Ike didn't mind it since its normal for friends complement each other.
And then, you two started to flirt with each other and give little attention to Ike which make him jealous bcs you are his, not her>:(
When you two got home and Ivy left, he let go of your hand, turn his back towards you and pouts
You knew that he was jealous but that kind of jealous
By the mean of that, when he got jealous, he'll act like a child that doesn't get what they want or their parents scolded them
Which means, he'll avoid your face, pouts most of the time, crossed his arm and maybe give a cold shoulder maybe?
He won't stop until you give him some caviar toasts and give him your attention like kisses, hugs, cuddles
When he accept your apologies, he'll smile and give you even more smooches<333
and also don't for get, he can easily get jealous so.... be careful, my fellow reader:)))
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angeledeggs · 9 months
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How would Julian react to coming home to seeing his MC smoking weed. Would he join them after being confused? Also how would he and the M6 be like when stoned lol
Request filled! Once again, y'all, sorry for taking awhile! Life is busy and I'm doing my best :) <3
Julian🦠:
I mean, Julian probably wouldn't care.
I mean, he used to be a doctor, he knows that weed can have relaxing and calming affects.
He Probably gets a bit concerned if you end up paranoid, though, and will make you drink some water in an effort to help you.
Most likely won't ask for a hit, but might if he's stressed.
He's extremely bad at rolling his own blunts, they all end up falling apart.
If he gets high, though, he gets quiet and just stares at the ceiling cause he's day dreaming, like, *so* hard.
Asra💜:
He gets super giggley when he's high.
Like, you could crack the lamest joke, and They'll laugh for like five whole minutes about it.
When he's high he'll crave toaste so bad and while eating a whole load of bread cause he just eats toast after toast.
Will play some Arabic music quietly and just vibe out, but also gets sleepy so hell probably just lay on the floor like half awake while he listens to it.
Will hold Faust and start to cry cause they're getting sentimental.
Probably hates the smell of weed and will burn like, a million incense sticks, which just makes it worse in the end.
Muriel💙:
He can't handle weed, like, at all.
It gets him feeling sick and dizzy and last time he tried weed he almost vomited.
So...
Yeah, he doesn't do weed.
But he doesn't really care if anyone else does it because the smell dosent bother him.
He's surprisingly good at rolling blunts, though.
Nadia💎:
Doesn't really react to the weed.
She dosent quite care for it, either, so she doesn't really smoke it often.
She will sometimes though, since she finds that it helps reduce her headaches.
But like Asra, she also hates the smell of weed.
She'll literally open every window in the house and use like a hundred dehumidifies in an attempt to get rid of the smell.
If it has any affect on her which it usually doesn't, she'll probably just get a bit sleepy.
Portia🧡:
Weed makes her super hyper so she usually smokes it when she's tired or wants to do some chores without getting exhausted.
She sleeps like, ten hours once she's finally done though, doesn't matter whether or not it's night or day.
She's horrible at rolling blunts so she bought this blunt roller thing she uses to roll them.
Only smokes it every once in awhile, but will literally make "kosher blunts" jokes each time she does.
Dosent really care about the smell but gets annoyed if it lingers in her bed or blankets.
Lucio👑:
He literally can't even smoke a full blunt.
He'll take ONE hit and he'll already be super dizzy and high already.
He tries to act like he can take it, but he can barely smoke weed at all.
He's a sore loser though and super petty, so sometimes he'll just light a blunt and wave it around his room so that the room will smell like weed.
Cause of his luck, though, the smell never lingers.
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leeyanyanyaaan · 1 year
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stray kids as brothers
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-archival-
skz as brothers
21 / 05 / 2022
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bang chan (older brother)
- no matter how hard i try, i can only see him as an older brother (foive year old hyung oppa ahehe)
- the super caring older brother
- worrywart type older bro tho, checking on you every five seconds, which might mean he's strict at times
- SUPER RELIABLE older bro, whenever you need him he gotchu ☆
- ngl he might spoil you if you ask for something.... or just get you something without even telling you just because he thought of you 🥺💖 also he wont take no for an answer
- super affectionate bro <3 never goes without showing his love for you that sometimes he just smothers you with it ajsbskns
- he's a bit cheeky tho so expect teasing and typical sibling banter lol XD
- sometimes he acts all baby all of a sudden though AHAHA AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE A DONGSAENG TO TAKE CARE OF 
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lee minho (older brother)
- THE BROTHER THATS ALWAYS TEASING YOU AND CALLING YOU UGLY /affectionate
- no but you guys get what i mean right?
- THE LOVE HATE TYPE SIBLING RELATIONSHIP YES
- lots of playful bantering and ratting on each other
- "EOMMAAAA (Y/N) GOT A LOVER-"
- if you did get a s/o however get ready for him to start interrogating the heck out of them, making sure they're ✨qualified✨ enough to be with his younger sibling 
- protective, in the "only i can bully them" way, but at the same time because he loves you of course <3
- sometimes mom-type naggy bc he cares y'know
- at the end of the day loves you very much, even if he doesnt show it as obviously. tsundere older sibling 😩😩
- and at the end of the day, you both just laugh off all your bantering. you love your older bro just as much, just the way he is <3
- honestly when i found out he was an only child i found that so hard to believe bc he radiates THIS kind of sibling energy fr 
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seo changbin (younger brother)
- the younger brother that comes up to you often because he wants affection and/or your attention
- whines if you dont get him that, or if you tease him (make it up to him with hugs pls)
- noisy sibling definitely though, especially if you keep messing around with him he'll start complaining loudly
- "what are you doingggg 👀👀"
- don't steal his food. he (probably) won't steal yours
- ACTS CUTE AJSBAKNSKS AND MOST OF THE TIME IT WORKS for what idak but it just works hes cute uwu
- tbh after the recent 2kidsroom changbin definitely started radiating more older brother energy fr, but ultimately i decided that he felt more like a younger brother to me, especially as an oldest sister, i can really see my younger sibling in him XD
- so have an alt! where changbin is the older bro instead
- a bit similar where he's still a loud and affection seeking bro, but as an older bro he wouldn't act as childishly as he would as a younger bro 
- tries to keep the cool mature older bro vibes all the time ✨✨
- issoki binnie youre always cool <3 is okay to act cute still
- which he does, he'll still pull aegyo (is this how it's spelled?) on you
- omg but in general/overall, a SUPER understanding brother that just knows you so well like the good sibling he is
- a great listener when you need it
- and he gives you very thoughtful gifts he carefully chose out <3 
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hwang hyunjin (twin brother)
- hyunjin, as your older twin bro! 
- typical sibling banters and teasing LOL especially w how dramatic he is, you'd definitely play along with it
- if no one else gotchu ur twin gotchu (esp if y'all make lame jokes)
- you guys care for each other so much 🥺 he'd probably try to get you to laugh or take you out to take your mind off of things if youre upset and you do the same and/or teasingly show how much you love him uwu
- YOU GUYS HAVE EACH OTHERS BACKS FR POWER DUO WHEN YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER!!! 
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han jisung (twin brother)
- omg i literally want him as my brother HE WOULD BE SUCH A FUN BRO 😩💖
- it's just pure chaos whenever the two of you are together (as if it isn't chaos when it's only one of you already 💀)
- if mom leaves him in charge when she's gone? he's the type who would be like "hey let's go do [something you're probably not supposed to do] >:D"
- 1v1 him at a video game = a fight till the death, probably. expect lots of noise and salt
- "YAH YAH YAH MY CONTROLLER WASNT WORKING FOR A BIT AGAIN AGAIN"
- steal each others food 
- "hey can i have some? thanks :D" "I DIDN'T SAY YES YOU LITTLE-"
- OKAY BUT ALSO BUYING/MAKING SNACKS FOR EACH OTHER IF ONE OF YOU ARE HUNGRY
- despite being the chaos bringers you guys are, you guys also enjoy each others presence in comfortable silence, just doing your own things
- sometimes you guys break the silence by saying something random or stupid LOL
- "gay"
- yeah sometimes he might feel the need to be loud as well LOL
- also he's older than you. sorry you just need to be reminded every time someone asks
- "**I** am the older one!" "yeah by one minute 🙄" "THOSE 60 SECONDS MEAN EVERYTHING"
- sometimes he acts five years younger than you tho smh
- your best friend bro fr and partners in crime!!! 
a/n: i'll be honest, i actually put hyunjin and han as your twin siblings because they also radiate single child energy (EVEN IF IT TURNS OUT HAN ISN'T ONE BUT OH WELL AKDNSKXNS) 
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lee felix (middle brother)
- the brother in the middle who's the good child and the favorite child of the family but honestly you don't mind that at all
- SOOOO AFFECTIONATE 🥺💕 SHOWS SO MUCH LOVE TO HIS SIBLING UWU
- sends you memes and random stuff and just texts you a lot hehe
- y'all do tiktoks together, if not willingly he drags you AJSJJANSKS
- if you're reading or watching or obsessing over something he'd get curious and listen to your rambling about whatever it is regardless if he knows it or not, he'd probably join you too :D
- you guys just have fun together and tease each other playfully sometimes but i think he'd have a more soft affectionate sibling relationship w you <3
- he'd also definitely be that reliable bro who you can lean on and talk to when you need him, giving you gentle advice
- if you're the youngest also expect him to be a lil overprotective over you ahe
- YOU BAKE TOGETHER :D 
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kim seungmin (younger brother)
- the good younger brother! 
- idk how to describe it but he just- HE JUST RADIATES THE ENERGY OF THE YOUNGER SIBLING YOU'D JUST LOVE UHUHU
- he's always there for you and supporting you all the way, he's also always thinking about you too! reminds you to take care of yourself and don't overwork yourself <3 you got this!! with that in mind he'd always have something for you like food and water, a sticky note with a motivational message, or maybe even a new pencil if yours is getting short/broken
- sometimes nags you to clean your room
- "hey i just have my own system here y'know?" "no, clean your room >:("
- oh but he's definitely also your goofy sibling. and he roasts you a lot too.
- but that's probably revenge for all the times you tease him for being your adorable little bro <3 
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yang jeongin (middle brother)
- 100% the sibling who bullies and teases you playfully AHAHA he's one of the members that radiates the most sibling energy fr but i see him more as a middle child than a youngest 
- the type who acts like being your bro is so ew in a /lighthearted way
- roasts you but roasts himself too
- nah scratch that y'all roast each other 
- scrunches his nose and pulls away in joking disgust whenever you guys try to be cheesy or affectionate
- so maybe he doesn't show affection much, but in reality he loves you so much, there are things he just admires about you. he will show his love through little subtle things like getting food for you <3 
a/n: these guys just radiate too much sibling energy it hurts my heart with wholesomeness AJSNAMNSMANS i just can't unsee all of this especially as the oldest of two siblings and too many baby cousins AHAHA what about you guys? do you have siblings too? 
also please note that this is old like earlier in the year so it hasn't been updated with any additional possible sibling interactions i may have not seen 😔 do feel free to comment and add on though!
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lawluenvy · 1 year
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something a lot of people dont understand:
multishipping is just more fun!!!
why the fuck not? don't you love your little buddy? aren't you so in love with x character yourself that you imagine that everyone else must fall/be in love with them too?
like i know that lawlu will never happen but i love it anyways. cuz why the fuck not? why the fuck not imagine that law has fallen head over heels for the monkey boy that barelled into his life and saved it asking for nothing in return and trusting you when all logic says he probably shouldn't? why become invested in your pirate rival's future and wellbeing enough to go to the war you happened to hear he started and save him before he kills himself out of recklessness? you met exactly once before this. why do you care law??? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!
you know what other one piece ship i love that has real concrete basis for? (altho censorship and heteronormativity may still prevent it of course) --- zolu!!!! undying love and devotion and trust in one another??? captain and first mate???? the only man Mr. Greedy Gut Luffy himself would ever/has ever offered to share his food with????? incredible.
multishipping is just fun y'all! shipping isn't/shouldn't be all about what is actually realistic or has basis or is the most "moral" based on real world modern standards
it's just fun to take two or more characters you love and try to imagine "hm how would this happen/work?" cuz WHY NOT?
just because i believe that zolu is legit and beautiful and endgame does not invalidate my wholehearted belief that law is in love with luffy and my desire to imagine "what if luffy liked law back?"
alright?
it's just fun y'all. fandom is supposed to be fun and an escape from the terrible disappointment that is real life - i'm so tired of people trying to bring real life into it. get your ugly ass reality out of here alright!? i'm here for the fantasy!!! i'm here for the "anything is possible!!!"s not the "actually this ship makes 0 sense for x and y reasons so you shouldn't be shipping that- people should be shipping my monoship only cuz it's more valid" like stfu no one cares you sound like a conceited loser
by all means if multishipping isnt for you cuz you just LOVE this ONE SHIP SO MUCH you can't picture anything else (so valid tbh) then alright you may ship what you wish how you like it of course buuuuut:
don't shit on other people's ships like fandom engagement is just some contest of moral superiority??? like??? who the fuck?
get out of here with that. so boring- if we wanted real life post-modern late stage capitalist "everything is a competition" and the heteronormative christian monogamy that simultaneously condemns but endangers individuals to manipulative and toxic relationship dynamics that is embedded within it --- why would we be here in the first place??? if that's what you want then why are YOU here?
i wish i lived in a world where it didnt fucking matter that luffy is only 18 because why should that matter? of course i know why in our reality it would be something to be concerned about but in one piece? on the grand line? where people can be made entirely of rubber or metal blades or goddamn smoke? and where law and luffy are in the same pirate generation and have obvious and clear respect for each other???
why on earth would i ever want to and choose to view lawlu in the problematic light of our fucked up contemporary where by its standards if luffy is only 18 and law is 26 then one would assume law must clearly just be taking advantage of luffy's naïvety cuz that's what people in this reality are most often like --- when the ONE PIECE REALITY is that law views luffy as his equal and is a MUCH BETTER REALITY! like why would you want to bring what sucks about our world into theirs??? it's not like luffy's pubescent like what is your problem??? y'all infantalize him so much when you do this and it's gross. he's a whole ass man with big dreams and a big ship and a big destiny - get outta here with that real life bullshit.
anyways.
i could rant about shipping discourse literally forever cuz its a subject that sadly never ends.
this applies to so many different ships in so many different fandoms but im just using lawlu vs. zolu as an example because the absurdity of one piece is just such an excellent demonstration of why applying our world's standards on fantasy worlds is a stupid waste of time
stopping forcing things into your black and white boxes of good and bad. shit's "grey" and rainbow as fuck. i look outside the window of my office right now and i see a world that is literally not black in white - there is colour everywhere. your rigid standards don't even work here despite the machinations of society demanding it must be so- and they definitely don't work in worlds that dont exist
fuck your real world problems when we're talking about fantasy worlds
i choose to spend my time in fantasy worlds cuz i fucking hate it here on our doomed planet earth
fantasy is so much better than here
let people have their fantasies - it is literally harming no one
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monpalace · 11 months
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@july-angel-wings
full disclosure, i haven't touched skyward sword or first's story ever in my life aside from secondhand fanfic knowledge and tauberpa's abridged vids more than 8yrs ago,, 😁
(this turned into informal general romantic hcs with first im sorry 🗿)
anyways, i imagine first would be more than apprehensive when it comes to you rescuing him. out of survival instincts, he doesn't know how you managed to find him? how'd you break in? why were you here in the first place? were you someone else who had been imprisoned, or did you want him for your own purposes?
he's thankful, don't get him wrong, but a man questions all intentions once you've put poison in his food, even the hand that heals.
following his rescue (and the establishment that you were friend and not foe), first would likely be more open to you assisting him in his goddess-given duty. most certainly to the point that there are no secrets between you.
time would feel as though it went in the blink of an eye when it came to defeating demise— and, in a sense, it did. it could have been months, or weeks, or hours, or seconds, and he wouldn't know any better.
first wouldn't be ashamed to admit that he's romantically interested in you. he'd be normal about courting you after he grows out of the "crush formed via trauma-bond" phase and evolves into the "okay, yeah, i actually like-like you" phase.
but me, personally? i think he's really fucking stupid and doesn't know how to properly court someone. i think he's seen people court each other to many times to count in his home village, but he doesn't have fond memories of the village so it kind of murks and muddles everything to the point he's confident enough to say "yeah, that wouldn't work at all."
assuming this is first after his character development, i feel he wouldn't be ashamed to act like his old self if that makes sense? like, less of a seasoned veteran and more of just some guy on the side of the road you drive past.
pushing my "most links are illiterate" agenda to say that link courts you by asking you to read to him, sometimes teach him if he's confident enough. he says it's because he likes watching you become so invested in the story if it's good enough (and hearing your voice if you're able to speak).
uhhh,, this is where my bullshitting abt skyward sword lore comes in,,
anyways, i imagine first is able to travel between skyloft and the ground using the ancient equivalent of a skywing made specifically for him by hylia because 1.) triforce of courage, hylia's chosen hero, and protector of skyloft be damned, he is afraid of heights and 2.) he already built a house for you and him he's not moving it.
yeah, that last part was def a surprise to you.
"why don't you want to go live on skyloft permanently again?"
"we already have a three bedroom, four and a half bathroom, full kitchen, full dining room house with an entire backyard and amazing view waiting for us? why would we want to live there?"
"we?"
"🧍🏼idk what you want me to say.. it's kind of like a gift? you didn't notice how i've been disappearing the last few months?"
"i thought you were out taking care of monsters?"
"i mean, yeah? i was taking bounties so i could work up enough funds to get the stuff to make an engagement ring?"
"who are you proposing to?"
"you? who else do i tolerate enough at this point of our lives? we can turn the house into a honeymoon spot, or a vacation house if you want?"
iirc after everyone and their mother moved up to skyloft, monsters started spawning more often and dangerously, so i dont think first would mind putting in more of an effort to protect you if they were to surround the house— but i also don't think that he'd be dumb enough to not make protective measures like a gate n whatnot.
(i'm being so fr when i say he probably dug out a moat.)
anyways, yh no first is def happy to surround himself with you and whatever animal companion y'all managed to find like you're in "i am legend" or whatever.
let me stop 🗿
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arttrampbelle · 1 year
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Dunno bout y'all but shang tsung would be soft for his s/o
Sorry not sorry but shang tsung to me IS somft for his beloved.
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Because your probably the only person he's been with for like how long,you put up with him,and honestly would he find anyone like you ever again? Probably not.
So no. His s/o don't NEED to be like him to be with him. They just need to accept him and he's gonna be well....a dark sorcerer. Plain n simple.
Sure it would be nice to find like minds. But i dunno shang doesn't strike me personally to go after someone that is an exact copy of him or tries to be like him. He like genuineness above all else. Ironically.
If you can be yourself. And who you are honestly. And are absolutely undyingly loyal to him.
It doesn't matter how cunning or "intellectual" you are. It doesn't matter what your personality is.
He values loyalty,honesty,and genuine people. Because those people he can actually fucking keep around and not stab him in the back when plans go off the rails.
Which unfortunately he tends to hire or associate with.
So to have you,who is loyal,trusting,and bound to him. Soul or not.
Is a fucking treasure.
Look man i get it. You wanna be like shang. He one cool dude. I feel you. But there is only one room for a cunning binch. And thats him.
So if you're trying to match him,good luck. Because he'll see right through that and walk away.
But if its genuine. He'll stay. But dont be fake.
There is a difference between him with business partners or friends/allies and romantic partners or even a spouce.
Like for anything closer it needs to be something worth keeping yes. But again it doesn't NEED to be like him to catch his eye.
In all honesty.
Someone who he can be genuinely domestic with and take off the evil sorcery mask around would be a breath of fresh air to him. He could let down his walls for fucking once.
He is happy to be around you. And only you.
Could he be clingy,sure. Possessive? Sure. But you are well taken care of. Nobody's gonna fuck with you on his watch.
Also if you cant fight,he'll teach you. You wanna learn magic. Become the sorcerer's apprentice. No. Not the movie.
Just also make sure its not soul magic or anything heavier. Because he's very particular about that. But thats out of protection for himself AND you.
But any of invocations of magic is perfectly acceptable. Elemental is the easiest and most likely.
But yeah,he'd happy to teach you anything he knows. Tbh shang tsung would totally take in an apprentice he can mold to his desires. Especially to take down a certain thunder god. Hee hee.
Some of y'all have a decent idea on him. But miss the point he doesn't need someone to be like him.
In fact.....thats boring.
He would want someone he can cherish. I wouldn't put it past him to slowly unbeknown to you. To slowly increase your lifespan or slow your aging with magic. Sure you may not know it at first. But after maybe a decade or so....you question some shit and go "hey wait a minute"
I dunno man.
Shang i honestly don't think gives a fuck about superficial crap much. He acts like it. But thats not what keeps him.
He's over 500yrs old. Do you honestly believe anyone that long lives gives a fuck about superficial crap?
No. Not even the vainest mofo would give a damn after a while. It would get boring.
I know my villains honey. And i know these archtypes.
But all in all.....at the end of the day.....does it matter?
No. Because you,reader,you are the special exception.
Shang would totally love you no matter what the hell your personality is like. As long as your genuine about it.
Thats all he'd care about.
So dont listen to these x readers that have "oh he wouldn't like so n so" or "he wouldn't like x this type person" like hell. He would totally love you. Im sorry but i hate people who say in x reader type posts to say. They wouldn't like this type of person. No. Thats wrong. And bad x reader writing.
Like at the end of the day,its your writing. Write however you want. Its your city. But for me. Shang tsung don't give a single rats ass what you look like,what your personality is,if your soft n sweet or cunning like him. (Bonus if you both) but at the end of the day he's just happy that he's finally found someone to share life with. However brief if may or may not be. Fr.
You need to be open minded about this type of writing. Dont alienate reader like that.
I have learned its best to write less about what reader is or is like. And more about character in question. And less about "types" and more about what keeps them. And most of them. I hate to break it to you. Especially villains.
Wants some damn loyalty and peace n quiet. Do you how stressful it is to be evil bad guy all the time? Dont you think they deserve a damn break once n a while. Like come home from a long day of scheming "honey im home,i love you. Lets take a bath together" type shit.
Like bruh come on
Like shang tsung just wants to chill and be on his island n have souls to "drink" is that hard to ask for?
And he would absolutely cherish you. Like a dragon coiled around his treasure.
You are precious to him. And if he could,he'd clutch you tighter,hide you in his pocket from the cold dangerous world of kombat.
But alas. He cant.
Because thats not how it works. Even if the odds are in his favor.
A mastermind like him would also needs to be gentle with his beloved,to keep them in his favor or keep them beholden to him anyways. I feel it would be genuine,but also shang tsung is gonna well....shang tsung.
But even when he's being a bastard,he isn't gonna shy away from making sure you're absolutely comfortable and well loved.
You don't need to be just like him to be loved by him. You just need to be genuine.
Anyways. Shang tsung loves you. Ok? Dont you worry your precious heads my fellow shang tsimps,self shippers,and fic writing community.
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Ruthie: 🎭(masks), ❇️(sparkle), 🔥(fire), 📎(paperclip)
Gideon: 🙈(see-no-evil) , 🌈(rainbow), 💓(beating heart), 📎(paperclip)
Parker: 🤥(lying), 💥(collision), ☄️(comet), 📎(paperclip)
(Also, I just wanted to say that I adore your pixel babies <3)
thank you toliiiiii ily <3333
ruthie -
🎭 - i think everyone acts differently around certain people, but ruthie tries to be as authentically nice as possible. not in a fake way, but she was literally raised on that country hospitality, and truly wants to be nice to everyone. i will say that her move to willow creek has changed the way she acts a bit because shes now realizing that not everyone does like her or will like her. she has to relearn how to navigate relationships outside of her small town with people who has been brought up differently and gone through different things in life.
❇️ - her most prized possession is her gran's recipie tin. passed down through the bustamante family for generations! its the one thing she'd save in a fire.
🔥- ruthie has a tendency to make herself smaller around people. dont get me wrong, shes willing to stand up for things she believes in, but will compartmentalize parts of her and her personality to make others happy. this is something we will definitely see during her relationship with parker.
📎- a random fact about ruthie is that she was actually raised by her gran and her papa - not her mother and father.
gideon -
🙈 - a side that gideon doesn't want to show of himself to others is his awkwardness/anxiety and the fact that he really does want to be close to others. when he lashes out, he gets embarrassed and thinks there's no way for him to come back, so he just acts worse. it's a defense mechanism (a bad one) that stems from his abandonment issues as a foster kids who outgrew the system.
🌈 - advice gideon would give to his younger self: go to therapy. and maybe take a creative writing class.
💓 - a lot gets gideon's heart racing, so it depends on which way you mean. he loves the way he feels when he writes something good. he rides the feeling for as long as possible, but sooner or later he re-reads whatever it was and decides he hates it and it always ends up deleted. he also sort of thrives on chaos and likes to instigate arguments and get people riled up.
📎- despite being an aspiring fiction novelist, the only genres gideon reads is poetry and... self-help. he has low self-esteem, okay?
parker -
🤥 - hmm.. i don't know if hes a good or a bad liar. probably neutral? i can see parker as being the type of guy who never tries to outright lie - he just tells different people what they want to hear and sometimes white lies come from those situations and may or may not spiral and become bigger.
💥 - hehe.. jealousy. but for real, on a normal basis, he has a problem not empathizing with people enough. one of those guys who can never bother to care enough or worry about things. he goes with the flow almost always. and that's not always a good thing.
☄️ - ooh this is a good one! its hard for me to say what people assume about him, though. what do y'all assume about him??
📎- parker is extremely fit/active, literally always wants to be doing some sort of physical activity. he's usually accompanied with his siberian husky, apollo.
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