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forthereaderinserts · 1 year

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The Yokai Ninja

Chapter 1

the moment you’ve all been waiting for

fucking CONTENT

also, just a heads up, this is a timeline squish au

we wanted to date kakashi, but being 12, that’s kinda hard

so we fixed it :) now most of the ages are shifted to be more appropriate

reference will be on the master list

also this chapter was like 5 pages long which might be a fluke cause i just completely forgot about half an entire episode lol

it ended up being just over 5 pages

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Today was the day, after years of training and studying, of begging to be allowed to join the academy, they were finally going to be a ninja. It may not seem that impressive in the long run, but the first step is the most important part of every journey to the top, even if Y/N didn’t really care about fame or power all that much. Making their way to their usual spot, somewhere close to the middle and away from all the yelling, Y/N sat down and began scanning the room for any potential teenage drama to avoid. Not because they were above it all, they loved a good show, it was just easier to keep your head down as a lurker.

On a second pass, Y/N finally landed their eyes on Naruto. “So, Naruto made it in? I knew he was secretly Iruka’s favorite.” They made a note of this observation. Despite most of the class trying to ignore him, he always seemed to drag trouble around. Speaking of trouble, the sudden screeching at the back door meant the harpies Sakura and Ino had arrived. Nothing against the girls themselves, but they’ve always seemed a bit vain and boy crazy. At least Sakura seemed smart, if she ever matured she would become an excellent shinobi.

Naruto seemed to notice them as well, leaving his seat briefly to greet the pink haired girl. Y/N couldn’t help but feel bad when she all but plowed through him to preen at Sasuke, who they just noticed was sitting next to Naruto. Their view was blocked by the crowd of girls that had gathered, all screaming about wanting to sit next to Sasuke, but the sudden silence that fell over them let Y/N know that something big had just happened. Whatever it was, it was bad enough to send the girls into a feeding frenzy. The malice radiating off of them was practically visible, and Y/N thanked whatever god was up there that they had never been the subject of such a beating.

When Iruka-sensei finally entered the classroom, the girls had already finished with Naruto and he had managed to crawl his way back to his seat, right next to Sakura of all people. Y/N switched their attention over to the man standing at the front of the room, they would be getting assigned to their ninja teams today, and it was important that they actually listened. They didn’t have anyone in particular that they wanted on their team, but they hoped for someone calm and willing to work with others. Maybe the Hyuuga girl, Hinata, though she seemed a bit quiet.

Y/N’s thoughts were interrupted once again, “Alright everyone, I’m going to start listing off your new teams, so make sure to pay attention. Now, because our class has one too many students, one of these teams is going to have four people.”

Four students? Y/N always felt a bit out of place, happening to be the fourth person on their bench, but that had just been coincidence. They hoped they weren't cursed to be the odd man out on their squad, they always worked better in smaller groups anyways. They would find out soon enough though, their name hadn’t been called yet.

“Team 7,” Iruka called out, “You guys are going to be our four man squad, with Naruto, Sakura,” Y/N hears some cheering and groaning to their left. “Sasuke,” Again. “And finally, the fourth member is going to be, Y/N!” Fuck.

Iruka immediately moves on, leaving Y/N to contemplate their sudden awful luck. They just had to be stuck with the most annoying students in the school. Y/N slumped over in their seat, there was no point in listening now, they could just lay down and wait for lunch to be called. At least this time could be spent daydreaming about their future, who their sensei might be, all the awesome missions they would go on. Maybe life wasn’t going to be too bad, they just had to focus on training and relaxing where they could.

By the time lunch came around, Y/N was more exhausted than they thought they would be. After the announcement of Sasuke’s team, the classroom had been filled with complaints from several girls. They hoped no one would start harassing them for being paired with him, but seeing the offhand sneers thrown their way, lunch would most likely need to be held away from everyone. As soon as Iruka-sensei announced the last team, they gathered their belongings and headed to one of the many benches lining the school's property.

All they had was a simple bento, some leftovers they saved from last night's dinner, but they weren’t feeling picky today. After their luck with team selections, they figured it would be safer to just accept whatever was thrown at them. Letting out an exaggerated sigh, they dug into their meal, eating with one hand as they pulled out a book to read after they finished. It was an older novel, something off the shelf they had probably read a hundred times before, despite the concerning pile they had yet to start on. Their family ran a small publishing company in Konoha and had enlisted Y/N as an assistant. They had worked with several big name authors before, but they always liked the small, local titles. There was more heart, more passion for what was written.

They hadn’t even packed up their bento when they saw Sakura walk past them, she was mumbling something about Sasuke and foreheads, “Hey, Sakura,” They regretted starting this conversation as soon as they spoke. “I already ate but if you want, we can sit together for the rest of lunch and get to know each other before we meet our sensei?” She didn’t even offer a response, only pausing slightly before turning her nose up and glaring at them from the side. She resumed her walking with more energy but did not call out for Sasuke again, merely sitting on the bench one down from theirs. Despite the massive failure in team bonding, Y/N was not surprised at the results.

They watched the girl slump over quietly for a second before she jolted up. Looking for what had caught her attention, they saw Sasuke leaning on a tree across from her. For a minute, they just watched as the two stared at each other, Sakura occasionally turning her head in embarrassment. She dropped her head again just as Sasuke started moving towards her, though what he called out left them struggling not to interrupt the moment, “Sakura, your forehead, it’s so wide and charming. It makes me feel like kissing it.” They stared at each other for another moment before Sasuke spoke again, “Just kidding, that’s something that idiot Naruto would say.”

Clearly, that isn’t what Sakura wanted to hear, but Sasuke paid no attention and sat down next to her. She looked up at him again when he asked her a question, “So, what do you think about Naruto?”

She answered in a whisper, Y/N had to scootch over to hear her, “He knows about how I feel and still tries to bother me everyday; it’s like he does it on purpose, like he wants me to feel bad. Naruto, he doesn’t know anything about me, he’s just a pest. All I really want is for you to notice me, Sasuke.” They couldn’t see his face, but he had stuttered something back, and Sakura confirmed whatever he had just said, “Yeah, that’s how I feel, I’d do anything.”

Y/N was leaning off of the bench now, desperate to catch any detail. When they saw Sakura start leaning in to kiss him, they had to stop themselves from gasping loudly. Just as it seemed they were about to make contact, Sasuke suddenly jerked away and ran off holding his stomach. They sat back up in their seat to avoid being caught spying and watched, wide-eyed, as Sasuke ran back into the school building while Sakura called after him. After a minute of waiting, Y/N and Sakura saw Sasuke walking down the path again. She immediately jumped up and started rambling about kissing, asking him if he was ready this time.

Much to their surprise, Sasuke just ignored her and kept walking forward, head on a swivel like he was searching for someone. Sakura interrupted herself in confusion, “Hey, Sasuke, where are you going?”

He ignored her again and asked his own question, “Naruto, where is he?”

Her back was facing them, but Sasuke’s uninterested face was in full view as Sakura began ranting again. “Why are you changing the subject again? Anyways, forget Naruto! All he does is pick fights with you. Y’know why he’s so annoying? It’s ‘cause he wasn’t raised right, he doesn’t have a mom or dad to teach him how to behave!”

Y/N stared in disbelief, eyes widening in shock at Sakura’s words. Was that really what she thought? They were surprised Sasuke didn’t have anything to say, all he did was continue to ignore her and look around halfheartedly. Wasn’t he an orphan as well?

Sakura continued, not realizing that the boy in front of her wasn’t paying attention, “Just think about it! He does whatever he wants, as soon as it comes into head!”

Sasuke finally snapped out of his daze, stiffly turning his head to glare at Sakura. The malice he radiated was enough to make them shiver.

Sakura continued, every word only making him more furious, “If I acted like Naruto? Forget it! I mean, my parents would get mad and I’d get in trouble, why would I ever mess around like that? But, I guess, if you don’t have parents to punish you, how would you know? He’s just selfish and bratty, it’s no wonder he’s all alone.”

His scowl deepened before he looked down, his eyes closing and his fists clenching in anger as he stepped to the side, preparing to walk away. “Alone… Isolated…” Sakura threw her head up, finally stopping her rant. “It has nothing to do with whether your parents scold you or not, you have no idea what it means to be alone.”

She took a step backwards, her arms raising slightly, “Why, why are you saying all this?!”

Sasuke turned his head, glaring viciously at her, “Because, you’re annoying.”

Without waiting for her to respond, he walked away. Sakura stood there, staring after his retreating form, before stumbling backwards and slumping down on the bench. Y/N followed her lead, pushing out a breath they didn’t know they were holding, eyes wide as saucers. Hesitantly, they started gathering their belongings, occasionally glancing over at the despondent girl. She had hunched over, gripping her hair and making faces. They considered checking on her, but they wanted to give her some space after that show.

Just as they were about to stand, Naruto finally made an appearance, clutching his stomach and grumbling to himself. Their eyes darted over to Sakura, watching as she made a face like she smelled something horrible. She seemed to collect herself before calling out to the boy, though her expression never dropped.

“Hey, Naruto…! We should walk back to class together.”

She let out a strained chuckle, messing with the fabric at the front of her dress. Naruto stood for a second, seemingly awestruck, before his expression quickly turned sour.

“Trying to trick me, huh, wise guy? Well, I’m not falling for it!”

Naruto brings his hands in front of himself, moving to perform a jutsu, a determined look on his face. He opened his mouth to call out his move, pausing before he could utter a sound, and let out a groan. He clutched his stomach, hunching over. He stumbled backwards, turned shakily, and ran back towards the school building, screaming.

“Again? Why is this happening to me!?”

Y/N and Sakura stared as he bolted, waiting in bated breath for something to break the silence. It seemed that Sakura would be doing the honors, though. As she started to make a choking noise, they turned to look at her, watching as she shook her head in anger. They jumped back in their seat when she threw her head up and cursed Naruto out.

“Naruto, you idiot!”

At that, Y/N decided to leave the girl to her rage. Getting up from their bench silently, they walk back into the school and decide to spend the little time left of lunch reading. As they pass the bathrooms, they crash into Sasuke.

“Oh, shit. I’m so sorry-”

“Tch, whatever. What do you want?”

They blink dumbly while Sasuke’s scowl deepens. Just as he moves to push past them, Y/N scoffs loudly and continues on their way, shoving him to the side with their shoulder. They ignore the indignant sounds coming from the boy, and keep walking towards the classroom.

The rest of the day went by slowly, and now it was just waiting for their new sensei. Supposedly, they were a Jonin; with how late they were, Y/N was surprised they even graduated. They were seated a few seats next to Sasuke, everyone had congregated to the front of the room after all the other jonin had taken their students. Naruto had taken to pacing and Sakura mumbled to herself every so often nearby. It seemed like they were all just waiting for something to happen, luckily Naruto couldn’t go too long without complaining.

“Come on, man! Everyone else has already left, how come our sensei is so late?! Even Iruka-sensei went home already!”

Sakura piped in, “Naruto, calm down. Even if he's late, we need to be respectful. He’s a jonin after all.” Despite her calm words, you could tell even she was starting to get tired of waiting.

“No way! If he’s gonna be this late, I'm gonna teach him a lesson!” Y/N barely lifts a finger to stop Naruto from balancing an eraser on the door, this could potentially be the funniest thing they’d ever seen.

It seemed the rest of their teammates had the same idea, as they only offered minor complaints and warnings that a jonin wouldn’t fall for a prank like that. Now that the trap had been set though, it was only time until it got set off. Almost immediately, a hand grabbed onto the door.

Everyone sat with bated breath as the door creaked open and the eraser landed on the head of a gray haired jonin. He’s… so young.

Naruto burst out laughing instantly, ignoring the heated glare of the older ninja in front of him, “Hahaha! I can’t believe it! This guy’s supposed to be a powerful ninja?”

“Naruto!” Sakura scolded, “I tried to stop him sir, I would never do something like this!” Y/N scoffed under their breath, unknowingly drawing the attention of Sasuke and their new leader.

Sasuke’s eyes flickered over to them for a moment before resting his gaze back on their teacher.

“Well, regardless.” The older teen scowled, “I’d have to say, I think you’re all a bunch of idiots. Now, follow me to the roof.”

#naruto imagines #naruto x reader #naruto harem #harem x reader #naruto uzumaki x reader #sasuke x reader #sakura x reader #kakashi x reader #kakashi hatake x reader #The Yokai Ninja #mod kini

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pyropsychiccollector · 2 months

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Harem Deluxe: Night at Okinawa, Part 3

Maki: ... *pauses in dragging a bodybag behind her, the obnoxious pulsating music of the dance floor on the floor above has her on edge* (╬≖_≖) *glances about suspiciously, then goes about her way*

Anko: Whatcha got there? (๑╹ω╹๑) *suddenly draped over Maki's back lazily*

Maki: ...! *tensed up, and moves to stab Anko's face on sheer reflex, but a snake wraps around her wrist, halting her movement mere millimeters from Anko's face* ... One of you... (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Anko: Ahhh, you're the fake-ass orphanage worker girl. Caretaker. Whatever. (人◕ω◕) "Caretaker", yeah. Right. More like undertaker. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)

Maki: *snarls* What do you want? (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Anko: Well, I just saw you slipping out of the party, thinkin' you were hot shit. (人◕ω◕) Not very subtle, brat. Most amateurs might have fallen for your ruse and watched your distraction from start to finish, but I know what to watch out for. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕) *starts to unzip the bodybag*

Maki: *kicks Anko's hand away, even while restrained by a snake* Hands off, bitch. (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)

Anko: *tilts head adorably* You mean hands off the "merchandise"? (人◕ω◕) Gotta say, knocking out your boytoy and bagging him is one hell of a way to keep him to yourself~... Your one mistake is people are gonna raise eyebrows at you hauling ass with a "dead body". (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)

Maki: (╬≖_≖) There weren't going to be witnesses. I made sure no hecklers were en route to the destination, and no one was going to notice Shuichi was missing for a good hour. And even if they noticed he was gone, they were blackout drunk to do anything about it. (╬≖_≖)

Anko: And lemme guess, your "destination" was your hotel room~? (✿◠‿◠)

Maki: (╬≖_≖) No business of yours, bitch. *her cheek is licked by the sadistic kunoichi* Will you cut that shit out?! (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)

Anko: Can't outmaneuver curiosity, assassin-chan. (✿◠‿◠) 'sides. You weren't the only one who thought to ditch the party~

Maki: If you've got business of your own, piss off. (╬≖_≖)(╬≖_≖)(╬≖_≖)(╬≖_≖)(╬≖_≖)

Anko: Nah. Your guys' business is my business~ (๑╹ω╹๑) I mean, that haughty, pole-up-her-ass maid left the party five minutes before you snuck out. I wanna see clothes-ripping~! ... And hair-pulling. (๑╹ω╹๑)

Maki: ... ಠಿ_ಠ Tojo's down here too...? Fuck. *begins drawing up a new strategy quick* (╬≖_≖)

Anko: Meh. I think she went back to her own room. (๑╹ω╹๑) Somethin' tells me she's preppin' it for her own... kidnapping in a few. I mean, she just went back to the party. That boytoy of yours must be hot merchandise~... (๑╹ω╹๑)(๑╹ω╹๑)(๑╹ω╹๑)

Maki: *bloodlust rising* ... ಠಿ_ಠ How the hell do you know where Tojo is, if you're wasting time with me?

Anko: Shadow Clones. (๑╹ω╹๑) Can't do as many as my brat, but damn if they're not useful~... That's why I know the hotel rooms are becoming the newest hot scene. Not everyone's in the mood to party. Well. Not with total strangers. (๑╹ω╹๑)

Maki: If you understand that much, I really need to get going. (╬≖_≖) *not going to bother asking about the clones crap* ... *snake doesn't remove itself* Bitch. I will cut you. (╬≖_≖)

Anko: Can I watch~? (✿◠‿◠) Not like you'll hit a kink that I haven't done, seen, or heard about... You look like such a greenhorn. (✿◠‿◠) But I wanna see your boytoy's face when he wakes up and you're bouncing on him. (๑╹ω╹๑)(๑╹ω╹๑)(๑╹ω╹๑)

Maki: (╬ಠ益ಠ) So you've chosen death. *with her free hand, whips out gun and shoots at Anko... who dodges with ease*

Anko: Smart to use a silencer, assassin-chan, but you'll hafta clean up after yourself if you don't want the hotel on high alert~ (๑╹ω╹๑)(๑╹ω╹๑)(๑╹ω╹๑)(๑╹ω╹๑)(๑╹ω╹๑)

Maki: DIE. (╬ಠ益ಠ) *tosses the gun aside and goes for a taser instead... only for Anko to easily turn the tables and make Maki incapacitate herself* ... *thud*

Anko: *sees that she's got two unconscious young adults on her hands... new toys* ... (๑╹ω╹๑) *forms a new Shadow Clone and drags Shuichi and Maki back to her room* I'll show you brats a whole new world~ (๑╹ω╹๑) Now, I wonder if Ino-chan can mess around in their heads~... Either body-swapping or kicking their libidos into overdrive. Or both. I'm not picky~... (๑╹ω╹๑)

#danganronpa #maki harukawa #anko mitarashi #Shuichi harem #Naruto harem

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cannellee · 7 months

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CANNELLEE'S MASTERLIST ★

౨ৎ ⋆｡˚ — tokyo revengers & naruto & the seven deadly sins & hunter x hunter omegaverse headcanons

𐙚 FOR THE REQUESTS : anything is fine as long as it's either about tokyo revengers, naruto, the seven deadly sins or hunter x hunter. I'm also only accepting omegaverse requests (yandere if you want too, but it needs to be omegaverse as well). and I only write about an omega!f!reader, with an alpha!m!character.

(PS : I'm extremely slow at replying but I do write all your requests, as long as it's not something weird).

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

*everything is alpha!tr x omega!reader* / *alpha!naruto au x omega!reader* / *alpha!the seven deadly sins au x omega!reader*

TR SOLO HEADCANONS (+ duos/trios...)

— CHIFUYU

☆ alpha! Chifuyu x omega! Reader

☆ alpha! Baji x alpha! Chifuyu x omega! Reader (+ alpha! Ryusei bonus)

— RYUSEI

— KAZUTORA

☆ alpha! Kazutora x omega! Reader

☆ alpha! Kazutora x omega! Reader (smut)

☆ alpha! kazutora x omega! reader (mikey makes his omega miserable so kazutora comforts her)

— BAJI

☆ alpha! Baji x omega! Reader

☆ alpha!yandere! Baji x omega! Reader

☆ alpha! Baji x omega! Reader (his reaction to a traumatised and insecure s/o)

☆ alpha! Baji x alpha! Chifuyu x omega! Reader (+ alpha! Ryusei bonus)

☆ alpha! yandere! baji x omega! reader (his reaction to a resistant s/o)

— MIKEY

☆ alpha! Mikey x omega! Reader

☆ alpha! mikey x omega! reader (how does he act during his ruts?)

☆ alpha! mikey x omega! reader (his reaction to a cute and extremely in love omega s/o)

☆ alpha! mikey x omega! reader x alpha! draken (their reaction to a tomboy omega s/o)

☆ alpha! mikey x omega! reader (his reaction to finding his omega asleep during a sleepover, ft. emma + draken / hinata + takemichi)

☆ yandere! alpha! mikey x omega! reader (mikey taking his omega with him during gang meetings)

☆ alpha! mikey x omega! reader (smut : mikey claims his omega friend while she's in heat)

☆ alpha! mikey x omega! reader x alpha! south (you move on from mikey and get courted by south. turns out mikey isn't over you and beats his rival up to get you back + smut)

☆ alpha! mikey x omega! reader x alpha! south : PART 2 (mikey's reaction to you being pregnant with south's kid)

☆ alpha! mikey x omega! reader (his reaction to having an omega shorter than him)

— SHINICHIRO

☆ alpha!loser! Shinichiro x omega! Reader

☆ alpha! shinichiro x omega! reader (smut)

— KAKUCHO

☆ alpha! Kakucho x omega! Reader

☆ alpha! kakucho x omega! reader : soulmate au! (you meet your soulmate, bonten!kakucho, while working in a brothel)

— RAN

☆ alpha! Ran x omega! Reader (smut)

— DRAKEN

☆ alpha! Draken x omega! Reader x omega! Emma

☆ alpha! mikey x omega! reader x alpha! draken (their reaction to a tomboy omega s/o)

☆ alpha! draken x omega! reader x omega! emma (you're dating emma and you both try to get the attention of your crush, draken, by courting him)

— MITSUYA

☆ alpha! mitsuya x omega! reader (his reaction to his omega acting like a mother to his little sisters)

— KOKONOI

☆ alpha! kokonoi x omega! reader (kokonoi with a gacha game addict s/o)

☆ alpha! kokonoi x alpha! taiju x alpha! inupi x omega! reader

— KAWATA TWINS

☆ yandere! alpha! kawata twins x omega! reader (oneshot)

— KOJIRO

☆ alpha! kojiro x omega! reader

— INUPI

☆ alpha! kokonoi x alpha! taiju x alpha! inupi x omega! reader

— TAIJU

☆ alpha! kokonoi x alpha! taiju x alpha! inupi x omega! reader

— SOUTH

☆ alpha! mikey x omega! reader x alpha! south (you move on from mikey and get courted by south. turns out mikey isn't over you and beats his rival up to get you back + smut)

☆ alpha! mikey x omega! reader x alpha! south : PART 2 (mikey's reaction to you being pregnant with south's kid)

TR GENERAL HEADCANONS

☆ how they act around their pregnant omega (mikey, draken, baji, chifuyu, mitsuya, kokonoi, kakucho & taiju)

☆ alpha! Tokyo rev x tall!omega! Reader (mikey, draken, baji, sanzu)

☆ their reactions to their omega feeling safe & happy with them (mikey, draken, baji, chifuyu, takemichi)

☆ their reactions to their omega feeling safe & happy with them : PART 2 (kazutora, ryusei, mistuya, kakucho)

☆ what they would give you as a courting gift (mikey, draken, baji, chifuyu, mitsuya)

☆ how easily do they fall for the puppy eyes (mikey, draken, takemichi, sanzu, kokonoi, kazutora, ran, mitsuya, shinichiro)

☆ alpha!yandere! Tokyo revengers x omega reader (pairing : mikey, taiju, mitsuya, draken, kokonoi, izana, sanzu)

☆ their reaction to an omega who loves to do domestic things (pairing: taiju, sanzu, draken, mikey, takemichi, chifuyu, kakucho, inupi, baji, kisaki, hanma, kazutora)

☆ their reaction to an unstable s/o (pairing: kakucho, mikey, izana, hanma)

☆ their reaction to a cute and clumsy s/o (pairing : mikey, mitsuya, chifuyu, kazutora, baji, smiley, kakucho, izana)

☆ their reactions to an omega with a resting bitch face (pairing: kazutora, smiley, angry, shinichiro)

☆ their reaction to their omega being horny (pairing : shinichiro, mikey, izana)

☆ demigod! alpha! tokyo revengers x omega! reader : mythological au! (pairing: kazutora, mitsuya, baji, takemichi, mikey, draken, shinichiro, izana, ran, taiju, kokonoi, kakucho)

☆ medusa! alpha! tokyo revengers x blind! omega! reader : mythological au! (pairing : chifuyu, mikey, mitsuya, baji, izana)

☆ them having feelings for their friend's sister (pairing : chifuyu, mitsuya, kokonoi)

☆ top 3 pathetic men (trio of simps/losers), (pairing : hakkai, takemichi, shinichiro)

NARUTO SOLO HEADCANONS (+ duos, trios...)

— NARUTO

☆ alpha!naruto x omega! reader

☆ alpha! naruto x omega! reader x alpha! sasuke

— SASUKE

☆ alpha! naruto x omega! reader x alpha! sasuke

NARUTO GENERAL HEADCANONS

☆ what they would give you as a courting gift (pairing : naruto, sasuke, shikamaru, rock lee, neji, itachi)

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS SOLO HEADCANONS (+ duos, trios...)

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS GENERAL HEADCANONS

☆ what type of alpha are they (pairing : meliodas, ban, king, guilthunder, escanor)

HUNTER X HUNTER SOLO HEADCANONS (+ duos, trios...)

HUNTER X HUNTER GENERAL HEADCANONS

𐙚 STRAWBERRY HEADER'S CREDITS: @astralnymphh

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valdarian · 1 year

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If there is anything that motivates a Nara, it’s curiosity. What’s more curious than the person that sparked such an intense reaction in their future leader?

Basically the premise is that Shikamaru’s clansmen/friends/cousins want to find out what’s so special about Naruto.

Only to have a…”Oh no! He’s hot!” moment.

Shikamaru isn’t having it.

#nara fixation #shikanaru #nara harem #Yandere!Shikamaru #they’re on a date now #Naruto Uzumaki #shikamaru nara #naruto #shikamaru #naruto oc #shikamaru’s date outfit is basically from Boruto but with actual pants!#chibi are odd creatures to draw

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lettered-mind · 8 months

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#naruto #naruto uzumaki #naruto's harem #sasuke uchiha #sai #hinata hyuga #sabaku no gaara #sasunaru #naruhina #sai naruto #narusai #narugaa #gaanaru #funny #memes #meme #poor blond boy

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skykashi · 1 year

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I need to share with you guys this brilliant part from a fic I'm reading, remember how Kakashi was one of the very few adults who were never affected by Sexy Jutsu?? Well, check this explanation from the fic

That makes so much sense isn't it 🤯 Icha Icha made him immune to Sexy Jutsu, lol Anyway, if anyone is interested in reading this fic, it's You Quiet My Demons by tabjoy13 an ongoing Kakamei fic Which I highly recommend if you want to read a romantic Kakashi fic, it's really good and both Kakashi and Mei are so in character, I'm enjoying it so much so far.

#kakashi #naruto #hatake kakashi #kakashi hatake #kakashi fanfiction #kakamei #mei terumi #terumi mei #mizukage #icha icha #kakashi meta #meta: naruto #naruto meta #naruto analysis #harem no jutsu

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mega-perfectbouquetgarden · 1 year

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Naruto Live Stage

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ragri5 · 9 months

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#inspired from when Sakura gets a nosebleed after Naruto activates his reverse Harem no jutsu on Kaguya lol #no other context #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 miss pauling #miss pauling fanart #ragri5 #or maybe there is some context

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sukkanen · 2 years

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(OC) smoochie

#sukkadraws #drawings #fordic #cuvier #44diccu #oc #moco #had to censor fordic'ss bare ass so uhhh #harem no jutsu smoke'd it #now it's safe for kids just like in naruto

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The Yokai Ninja

Chapter 3

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By the time Y/N started to gain consciousness, the sun had already started making its way through the sky. They knew this would happen, they had a nasty habit of waking up whenever their body felt it, but it was still nerve wracking to be so late on the first day of training. Taking a deep breath, they attempted to calm down, it was no use rushing now. Y/N took their time getting ready and making a nice breakfast to eat on the way to the training ground, it would most likely be a while before they would get a break to eat lunch after all. Picking up the pace, Y/N tried to shovel as much food into their mouth before having to face their new team.

When they reached their squad, it was well past 5 AM. Y/N could see their exhausted teammates waiting on the training field, had they really been out there since five? Naruto was slumped over on the ground, Sakura was shakily standing in place, and Sasuke was perched in a squat with his eyes glazed over. Sakura was the first to spot them, “Wha- Why are you so late?! Do you know how long we were out here?”

Naruto jerked awake at the noise, falling backwards in shock. This also seemed to snap Sasuke out of his haze. He blinked a few times, before standing up and stretching slightly. They spared them both a concerned glance before responding, “Sorry, I woke up late and I had to make breakfast. Has Kakashi-sensei shown up yet?”

Just as Sakura opened her mouth to answer, Kakashi appeared next to the group. This got the trio to stand to attention and begin chewing their sensei out. He ignored the yelling as he sent Y/N an annoyed glare. “Now that everyone’s here, we can finally get started.” Y/N rolled their eyes and tried to avoid their sensei’s gaze.

After a few seconds of silence, Kakashi cleared his throat and set a clock down on a stump. Pressing on the top, he began to explain, “This alarm is set for noon,” he pulled out some little bells on a string. “Your mission is extremely simple, all you need to do is steal these bells from me. If you can’t manage that before the alarm goes off, you’ll be tied up and left to starve while you watch me eat my lunch in front of you.” He talked with a noticeable smirk in his tone.

Y/N never felt so good about disobeying a direct order. While their squad members were complaining about how hungry they were, they had just gotten a full night's sleep and a meal in their stomach. They were brought out of their thoughts when Sakura pointed out a detail that escaped the rest of them. “Sensei, why are there only three bells? There’s four people on the team.”

Kakashi snickered again, “Duh, that way at least one of you will end up tied up and disqualified. That one’s going back to the academy today, but then again,” The energy surrounding them all became stale and full of frustration. “All four of you could flunk, too. I expect you to use any weapons you have, including kunai or shuriken. If you aren’t prepared to kill me, you’ll never be able to defeat me.”

There was obviously more to say about his teaching styles. Sakura and Naruto took turns bringing these up. “But, sensei! That’s too dangerous!” “Plus, you couldn’t even dodge that eraser! Are you sure you want us to go all out?”

Kakashi looked serious now, “Class clowns, the weakest links, it’s usually safe to just ignore them. Low scores, low skill, complete losers.” He brought his attention back to the rest of the group as Naruto was left to stir in anger. “When I say go, you can start.”

Enraged by being mocked again, Naruto let out a shout and charged at Kakashi-sensei. The genin watch in awe as the younger boy is immediately taken over. Like a flash of light, Naruto’s nose was in the dirt and Kakashi was behind him holding the kunai to the back of his head. “Honestly, you guys are starting to annoy me.” The three watching held nothing but fear and respect for the older teen. He was a dangerous opponent and it would take more than just running in there to take him down.

Everyone moved to get away as he spoke again, “You did come at me like you were going to kill me, though. However, next time, don’t be so impulsive, that might end up getting you killed.” Tension was high as they all prepared for his next move. “Get ready, and start!”

As soon as Kakashi started the exercise, everyone jumped off in different directions and started strategizing their attack. All but Y/N, who trailed behind and tried to catch Naruto’s attention. They had no doubt that, despite his young age, they would never be able to beat Kakashi on their own; they needed to coordinate and work together to overwhelm the jonin.

“Hey, Naruto, come here.” This barely caught the boy’s attention, it seemed he was still upset about being pinned to the ground. “Naruto, what’s the plan, man? How are we gonna do this?”

He didn’t even turn before responding, “No way! I gotta do this on my own, I’m not gonna let him humiliate me like this! Believe it!”

Y/N sighed before nodding. It seemed like they would have to rely on Sasuke for the extra man-power. They tried to recall which direction he had gone, before deciding to just search blindly and hope Kakashi was too busy with Naruto to follow. During this whole interaction, Kakashi kept an attentive gaze on Y/N.

Finding Sasuke was easier said than done. He was inexperienced, but he was still the best student in class. They found him high up in the trees, watching Kakashi easily avoid Naruto’s attacks, if you could even call them that.

“Hey-” Y/N threw their arms up just in time to block an attack. “Just me! Just me, calm down.” They struggled to keep a straight face, laughing would make sure the stubborn Uchiha never worked with them again. “Sorry, I uh, sorry. So, uhm, what’s your plan? For the bells?”

Sasuke gave them a strange look, like they had told some awful joke. He resumed glaring daggers at the pair in the field, “Why should I tell you? I need to get that bell and I can’t do it if you’re weighing me down.”

Well, that was a kick to the face. At this point, the only thing they could do was give up. Y/N wouldn’t even try with Sakura, chances are she would only want to work with Sasuke. They would never beat Kakashi alone and no one was willing to work together; they figured it would be better to admit defeat than make a fool of themself. They sighed once more and dropped out of the tree without a second glance to their teammate. Even if he was impossible to work with, it wouldn’t be fair to reveal him.

As Y/N stepped out from the tree line, Kakashi was turning towards them. How perfectly timed, it appeared that Naruto had also given up on his flailing. The tension was frightening, his one visible eye catching every twitch in their body. He was like a predator stalking his prey, and Y/N had just blindly strolled into his den.

The adrenaline from Sasuke’s attack and the sudden, overwhelming fear of being targeted by this dangerous ninja sent them into a panic. They acted on the first impulse that came to mind and immediately tried making themselves look as non threatening as possible. Throwing their arms up in surrender, they started babbling nonsense and inching closer to the teen in front of them.

“Hey! Phew, I’m saying that a lot today, huh! Well, you wouldn’t know–” Kakashi cut them off before they could make this anymore painful, “If you’re trying to distract me while someone else takes the bells, it’s not going to work.”

At the mention of their teammates, Y/N deflates. Their brow wrinkles as they adopt a sour look, “No, unfortunately, I’m just an idiot. I’ve been trying to get them to work together with me, but they’re too stubborn. I can’t get that bell on my own, so I figured I should just take the loss and let them try. Those two want this more than me, anyways.”

Kakashi seemed to relax at their words, his gaze turning inquisitive, like he was fascinated by the confession. “Have you tried asking Sakura? She might need help.”

Y/N was childishly kicking the dirt, comfortable with the truce that had been established, “That’s a joke right? She’s so obsessed with Sasuke, she wouldn’t notice if she was on fire.” That got a laugh from their sensei. They continued their rant, “None of these guys understand that we aren’t strong enough to take you one-on-one. They’re so focused on doing it their way, they-”

Kakashi raised a brow at the pause. He was standing with his arms crossed, leaning backwards slightly. He looked excited now. “That’s the point though, isn’t it. You set us up, pit us against each other to see if we could work together under pressure.” Kakashi was moving now, coming to a stop just in front of them. Y/N stood up straight, not wavering as he leaned in close.

“Well, aren’t you a smart little mink?

Fighting through the shock and embarrassment, Y/N managed to get out a response, “Fitting, with how you’ve been watching me like a hungry fox. Are you going to eat me up, sensei?” Much to their surprise, Kakashi choked on his breath and froze up. His face turned a dangerous shade of red as he struggled to come up with a reply.

“Such tough words for someone who can’t even hold a conversation. A little disappointing if you ask me.” As they said this, they tried to reach for one of the bells.

They were just about to make contact when their wrist was snatched. They jerked backwards and their eyes shot up to meet Kakashi’s. His blush had faded to a soft pink, and his eyes burned in a heated glare. Though, there was no malice to be found. Only shame in being caught so off-guard that he’d almost let you beat him.

When it was clear that he had no intentions of going any further, Y/N admitted defeat once more. They were prideful, sure, but even they knew when to throw in the towel. “You’re a sharp one, Fox. I thought you were still trying to think of a good comeback.”

He turned his head to the side, his blush getting brighter. “Whatever, that was just a fluke. Don’t expect that to work next time.” Y/N grinned, “Next time?”

“Shut up!” His voice raised in pitch, how was it so easy to mess with this kid? “Stay put, I’m going to go check on the others.” They watched as he stormed off, rubbing his face to try and get rid of his blush. They didn’t know if any of their teammates were in that direction, and they doubted that Kakashi knew either, but he had surprised them so many times today.

#naruto imagines #naruto x reader #naruto harem #harem x reader #naruto uzumaki x reader #sasuke x reader #sakura x reader #kakashi x reader #kakashi hatake x reader #The Yokai Ninja #mod kini

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