#no you heard nothing

[kikibumblesqueaks]

how many rasberries to make you helpless? don’t lie -3-

*hands you some cookies* 🤲🍪🍪

I- uh-…..

Okay well I actually don’t know cuz I haven’t received any since I was like 7 or something PFFFT🙈😅

At that time just ONE well placed raspberry on my belly button would immediately take me tf out and I’d scream for it to stop😵‍💫💀🙈

However I’m not as sensitive as I was as a kid so I’m gonna say maybe… 3? 4?🥲

Idk, someone needs to help me find the correct answer to this question🫠👉👈

#thanks for the ask! #I am in desperate need of razzies though #ahem I mean nothing #wha??? #no you heard nothing #kiki cookies #Kiki’s beehive #bumble rambles #tickle community #tickle thoughts #sfw tickles #tickle #tickling #tickles #t word #t word community #ticklish

[onesidedradiostatic]

stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening

(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)

#osrs.mp4 #screen positions in the beginning are accurate to the transitions btw cause you can see specifically which screen it is in the transitions #also it starts at the news broadcast because NO ONE heard vox's intro. cameras weren't rolling yet #hardest part was trying to figure out how to do the alastor parts LMAO #guess vox can look like he's struggling against nothing and screaming at a radio why not #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox hazbin #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #alastor hazbin #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #I know it's just stayed gone but who in these tags wouldn't want to see stayed gone right #hazbin hotel

[feluka]

calling someone (and palestinians no less!!!!!!) fixating on US politics for matters outside the US 'american-centric'... buddy it will be heaven on earth whenever US politics stop affecting matters outside the US. also where the fuck have you been

#especially in reference to palestine you can NOT be serious #even if you're entirely unfamiliar with the plight of palestine SURELY you've heard of one or two instances #or america meddling in middle eastern politics in general??? surely you must have?? the iraq war at least?? hello?? nothing rings a bell??? #how is it far fetched to you that *gasp* they're neck deep in this genocide? #have you been asleep since birth

[egophiliac]

swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks

(I gave Silver one too :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part #characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :) #me: oh god #jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments #like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch #deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression #SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! #and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious. #you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me #though we all know the real highlight #the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname #2) he almost certainly gave it to himself #3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol #epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look #deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about #also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean #deuce: i challenge you to a children's game #black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept #meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts #we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll #so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event #anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible! #whoops!

[starry-bi-sky]

danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #danyal al ghul au #dpxdc memes #danyal al ghul #dpdc #truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU” #regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be #*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just #need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up #the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the #family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless #danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason #to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking #a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to #stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away #i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like #18 months old #about a year and a half.

[knifearo]

i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a binary i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a sliding scale of "less" to "more" i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the only two options i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as significantly different things i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as all encompassing i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the two halves of a shallow concept of love that doesn't actually encompass anything at all i think we need to overhaul every popular conception about "types" of love so we can talk about things that are real and true for once

#in conclusion. alloromantics stfu up about love challenge #hate using the term platonic so much actually. cause even if it has a definition that is what it Should mean #you know that people don't actually think about it that way. #you say 'platonic' and you might Mean an all-encompassing love. but how it's interpreted is shorthand for 'just friends' #so like. the word platonic isn't Really for me is it :| #platonic gets presented like a consolation prize for aro people no matter where you turn #but fundamentally rn it comes from a concept of platonic and romantic as the two kinds of love #where platonic is for family and friends and nothing More. #and romantic is for the relationships that overhaul all else #so 'aros can still feel platonic love!' ok. what if it's not platonic as you know it though. #'oh then it's romantic!' k but it's not romantic either. will your framework explode if i say that #'aros can still feel platonic love!' why do you say that like it's a second-best option and expect me to identify with it... #again. platonic might Actually mean smth i experience. but it won't be Heard that way. do you get what i'm saying #i don't experience 'platonic blurring into romantic' cause i will never feel romantic love actually. those lines are still blurring though #ummmmm in conclusion. killing and biting #aromantic #aromanticism #aroace #arospec #talking

[sergle]

i've litchrally been going crazymode listening to Maintenence Phase, which is my current favorite podcast, and i highly highly recommend it if you like informative podcasts about debunking misinfo around the wellness/health/diet sphere. it's also just really fucking funny, Michael Hobbs and Aubrey Gordon are great hosts and i love their chemistry together. i'd say "if you're a fat person, you gotta listen to this shit" but honestly i don't even need to be that specific, i just think it's good listening in general. like actually, i think skinny people with or without fat friends would greatly benefit from hearing some of these episodes.

#it was actually recommended TO me by ANOTHER fat girl #so on that note I really like their ep covering Supersize Me #which. if you are in or anywhere around my age group. you were forced to watch this. #and Ozempic. which is a much newer / more current phenomenon #it can also AT TIMES be hard to listen to bc for them to debunk some anti-fat claim you do have to start out #by HEARING to the anti-fat claim before you get to the debunking. so like it's nothing we haven't ever heard before #but it can still be tough #in general though it is fast paced and funny so i can keep it pushing #but you just really come face to face with the whole thing of ohh right I forget this is how Fat Peopletm are viewed #sergle.txt #it is amazing though to hear about people who very literally blame all the world's problems on the existence of fat ppl like we're a Scourg

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

If I were Buck right now I'd put a bi and a rainbow flag with "ally" on my Instagram profile, then post a picture of me kissing Tommy on the cheek, then turn off my phone.

#911 abc #like... you CANNOT waste such a good joke opportunity #watch everyone be like HEY UH BUCK??? YOU SAID YOU'RE AN ALLY??? WHY DOES THIS CAPTION SAY 'ME AND THE BAE ON DATE NIGHT'??? #HELLO??? #Ravi and Chim make it worse by responding to comments in ways that clear up NOTHING whatsoever #Chim's like have you never heard of being a good ally good allies make out with gay people duh #Ravi makes a joke implying gay for pay which just makes several people concerned #Buck is befuddled why his dad just sent him five hundred bucks #and told him he 'needs to budget better' if he 'has to resort to this' #Maddie pointing out that it was a joke and this is the same guy who was AT HER WEDDING does nothing to clear it up #Hen posts a picture of herself and Karen thanking all the 'good allies' in their lives #and in the background is Buck with Tommy's tongue VERY much down his throat

[thefirstknife]

Because Datto is very smart, his preview video of TFS shows something that confirms our greatest dreams, despite him saying there's no spoilers in the video (probably because he has no clue who the character is), but this is visible briefly in the corner:

Obviously it was already almost 100% confirmed because of the card from the vidoc so this isn't a huge spoiler to those of us who paid attention, but man. There's something so incredibly reassuring and incredible about seeing this.

Micah-10 was such a small niche lore character, but one that everyone loved instantly. And then all the way back in BL they gave us some backstory about her which was interesting in so many ways; her connection to the Traveler, her life as a little kid on Europa, her gay dads and most importantly her identity as a trans woman which was shown in such an elegant and simple way without making it seem like they're doing this for good boy points, as so much of media does. It wasn't a big deal, it wasn't used to sell products, it's just there, as a part of the story and the world.

And now we'll actually see her and hear her. To know for a fact that she is becoming a voiced and living character in the, arguably, most important expansion is incredible beyond words. They did not have to do this or choose this character in particular, but they did. I can't wait to see her, which I believe we will soon because a "[redacted]" character was teased through the Cosplay Cosmodrome back in April. They should start showing us the cosplay today, though we're not sure when the cosplayer for Micah will be shown.

#destiny 2 #destiny 2 spoilers #the final shape #the final shape spoilers #micah-10 #genuinely from the bottom of my heart: thank you devs for making this happen #this was in datto's preview video for prismatic. don't recommend watching because he's pissing about difficulty again #also there's nothing else that can be seen and heard it's just a few seconds of this icon in the top corner to indicate a voice line #but there's no subtitles and no in-game sounds

[caitlynmeow]

Cassandra: Come on, pick up! Pick up! Bela: *picks up* Cassandra: Hiii~ I love you so much! Cassandra: Can I have twenty thousand Lei? Bela: Why on Earth do you need twenty thousand Lei???? Cassandra: Oh, you know for an escape room??? Bela: You're joking right? Bela: What kind of escape room costs twenty thousand Lei??? Cassandra: Prison Bela:... Bela: I'll be there in ten. Bela: Idiot.

#incorrect quotes #house dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #resident evil village #daniela dimitrescu #resident evil 8 #bela dimitrescu #re8 #alcina dimitrescu #listen when bela heard that 'i love you so much' she knew she should have hung up #she knows that NOTHING good was coming out of her sister's mouth #but props to cass she tried to ease her into it instead of just saying that she's in prison #girlie is learning important skills #while giving her big sister a major headache #cass's definition of fun is either a near-death experience or getting arrested #on a good day she can achieve both

[rosalinesurvived]

Fukuzawa's so fucking funny to me i cant even. He's insane. Raised up in a state sanctioned military school. Raised to master several martial arts styles and taught to master a sword since he was a kid. Didn’t go to war because he hated the army hierarchy. Stopped being a government’s catspaw because he realised liked killing people too much and Thats A Bit Fucked Up. Mind you, not that he was killing people, that he liked it. He can get so angry that people stop their cars on the road mid-movement on the road in horror at his rage. He's a freak magnet. He meets Ranpo and thinks of 50 different ways of killing him. His act of helping a 14 year old with no job, no home and no parents is to offer him assistance as a bodyguard. Free for once. He's insane. He then builds up an entire agency of gifted people and gets into several wars to assist this kid. He killed the Minister of Justice’s father. This is never addressed beyond the guy framing the Agency for mass murder (including his own). He likes cats. His main shipping partners are the maybe-pedophile main villan of the thing they're directly enemies with and also his also-main enemy ex-bff military dude with a time travelling stabby stick who kills his not-grandkids. His childhood friend of thirteen years started to hate him because Fukuzawa refused to fight a full on fucking military war with him. After refusing to fight a war he decided to skip a step and just become an assassin. He thinks you should’nt critisice other people’s food choices. He steals all of his other ex-husband’s kids in their divorce battles. He wears a haori, yukata, tabi and zori plus is a trained swordsman in modern day japan. His afformentioned ex-bff wants to make him into the leader of the world because he thinks Fukuzawa’s an uncorruptable person. Fukuzawa liked murdering people.

#UPDATE UPDATE #im gonna extend this thing as much as i feasibly can #bungou stray dogs fukuzawa #bsd fukuzawa #fukuzawa yukichi #yukichi fukuzawa #bungou stray dogs #bsd #spoilers #edogawa ranpo #bsd ranpo #mind you this is the fandom that puts so much angst on dazai/chuuya’s years in the nafia ive heard NOTHING on fuku being an indoctrinated #assassin from a baby to thirty-something #i need more people to acknowledge that he’s Fucked Up Autism and apply that more

[swagginmun]

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵!

#red flags #galoogamelady #other's ocs #Tom Cardy #Montaigne #red flags tom cardy #red flags tom cardy montaigne #swagginart #okAY PLEASE I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT LOOP THIS SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN.... #i love it sM #THE MOVIE IN QUESTION IS RATED R/ X???? r from last i heard and is a horror movie #just incase you go loOKING IT UP

[mw-draws]

a late birthday gift for @saydontgo, a wee drawing of Gwen Pendragon from Merlin :)

#bbc merlin #merlin fanart #merlin #merlinladies #guinevere pendragon #guinevere #gwen pendragon #angel coulby #i know nothing about merlin but i’ve heard gwen is popular amongst tumblr users #hopes yous enjoy #pls open the image tumblr shat all over the quality

[purple-raspberries]

A shooting star on Homewarming!

Splendid!

#my art #drawing #digital art #fanart #welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home fanart #sally starlet #mini comic #homewarming #this is what I was waiting to happen when I heard she was climbing trees to put herself at the top #Eddie saw the whole thing I assure you #he saw her at the top and went to look on his way out #then a distant CRACK #and down she went #break a leg they say in theater #not literally! #don’t worry she fine falling from that height #she fell from space this is nothing! #she really did look majestic sitting on that tree tho #radiant #effervescent

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Headcanon that the real reason Carmilla was so preemptively over Alastor being back in town was because between Rosie (excited), Vox (it’s complicated), and the rest of the Overlords (massive gossips. See Zestial.), he’s been the topic of pretty much every conversation in their social circle for the past month.

Alastor: I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been.

Carmilla: No. No, I haven’t. And if I have to hear one more word about it, I am going to lose my goddamn mind.

(the three different betting pools running simultaneously were what pushed her over the edge)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel carmilla #carmilla carmine #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel zestial #zestial morde #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel overlords #carmilla is SO DONE #Clara; poking her head in: Mom? did you see- #Carmilla: Yes. #Rosie; busting through her office door: CARMILLA! #Carmilla: I KNOW. #Zestial; sitting down next to her in bed that night: Didst thou- #Carmilla; covering her head with a pillow: YES! I HEARD ABOUT ALASTOR! VOX RAN UP AND DOWN THE STREETS IN FRONT OF MY OFFICE SINGING I #FOR LIKE AN HOUR #NOW LEAVE ME ALONE #Zestial says nothing else but quietly turns her cell phone ringer off when she’s not looking

[aroaceofdiamonds]

https://www.sagaftra.org/sag-aftra-and-replica-studios-introduce-groundbreaking-ai-voice-agreement-ces

#piss right off sag #you cant be all defensive against ai for live action #but then throw video games under the bus like that #and a lot of voice actors claim they heard nothing about this #so it seems like they went behind their backs to make this deal #as an avid gamer i would like to give you a big middle finger sag #video games #sag aftra #ai #voice acting #destiel news #rhi's rambles