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your-nerd-is-showing · 3 years

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AOT Armin x Reader Not so Innocent Part one

Content: Smut

Warnings: losing virginity, Jean being an ass, slightly sub Armin, oral sex (giving and receiving), minors not allowed!

Artist Credit @Yuna_s10

TW: almost noncon

After Armin finds out he is a Titan and with the weight of his life being spared over Erwin's he really needs some comfort. You were there to give it to him, ever since that day he has wondered if you had deeper feelings than just friends. Armin kept a journal filled with his deepest desires for you because he is too scared to tell you how he feels. Meanwhile you try to make him jealous but it just makes him upset because he thinks you friend zoned him.

This is a side story between season 3 and 4.

You were out taking a midnight stroll because you couldn’t sleep. You could hear someone crying. “That sounds like Armin.” You said to yourself as you walked in the direction of the cries and found Armin huddled in a dark corner with his back turned to you. You walked over to him and hugged him tightly. “Armin please don’t cry.” You spoke softly as you pulled him in closer.

“(Y/N)?” He wiped his eyes. “W-why are you out so late?”

“I couldn’t sleep so I decided to take a walk. Now tell me what’s wrong Armin.” You said sweetly as you played with his beautiful blonde hair.

He pulled your arms around him more. “I feel so lost (Y/N) ever since Floch said that everyone resents me because my life was spared over Erwin's…. Part of me hates my-myself…. Why? Why did Levi chose me over Erwin? The Commander of the Scouts life is far more v-valuable t-than a m-measly Cadets life….” Armin started to cry again.

“Shhhhhh Armin please don’t cry I hate to see you upset.” You said in a comforting voice but he didn’t stop sobbing. “I don’t think Levi made the wrong decision.”

Armin looked up at you with his big blue eyes. “Y-you don’t?”

You wiped away his tears. “Not in the least bit.” You hugged him closer to you. “I feel like all Erwin did was come up with half-assed plans.”

“What do you mean?”

“Hmmmm well every plan he came up with to take down the Titans failed, but every plan you came up with worked we took down the armored and colossal Titans because of you. You even figured out that Annie was the female Titan. Without that beautiful brain of yours we would all be dead right now Armin. You saved everyone else.” You kissed his cheek making Armin blush. “And for that I thank you from the bottom of my heart.”

Armin awoke from his dream. “Every night I have the same dream about that night with (Y/N)…. I can’t get her out of my head…. I…. I think I’m in love with her.” He looked over at you asleep next to him in your sleeping bag he had a smile on his face. “She always sleeps next to me…. Could she feel the same way?” He kept looking at you, his eyes traveled down and stopped at your breasts.

“She’s so beautiful.” He thought to himself, his mind wandered as he watched your nipples become hard. He let out a sigh. “The things I want to do to her.” He could feel his pants become tight. “Armin what are you thinking!? Ugh, but I can’t help it…. I want her so badly…. I, I need to make a move soon before someone else takes her away from me…. I see the way Jean looks at her.”

Armin took out his journal and started to write. ‘I had that same dream again about (Y/N)…. I just can’t stop thinking about her…. All the naughty things I want to do to her…. I just want to bury my face in her big breasts and crotch. I want her so bad…. This isn’t fair….’ Armin let out a sigh.

“Well, I guess I should take care of this growing problem down here….” Armin thought to himself as he quietly pulled down his pants and grabbed his length gently stroking. He bit his lip as he imagined it was you doing this to him. He gazed over at you while he touched himself quickening the strokes. He watched you roll onto your side facing him and your breast popped out of your tank top. His eyes widened as he felt his warm seed seep into his hand. Armin quietly pulled his pants back on and went to wash his hands. He came back and snuggled closer to you.

“Goodnight my sweet angel.” He whispered and kissed your cheek.

You woke up the next morning laying on Armin. You freaked out and scrambled to get up. “Why was I laying on Armin!?” You thought to yourself your cheeks turned red as you stared at him sleeping. “He's so cute when he sleeps.” You smiled at him as you stroked his hair.

“Hey beautiful good morning!” Yelled Jean.

You looked at Jean and smiled. “Why good morning to you too Jean!” You replied happily.

He held out his hand to help you up. “Care to join me for breakfast pretty lady?”

You took Jean's hand. “Sure! I just need to go get dressed.” You grabbed your uniform and headed to the bathroom.

Armin laid there in silence. “Stupid Jean always taking (Y/N) from me…. He takes up most of her time it drives me nuts!” He though to himself. “I feel like she doesn’t even give me the time of day anymore…. Have I been friend-zoned?” He curled up into a ball. “When she does talk to me she treats me like a kid.”

You came back from the bathroom and saw Armin curled up. You walked over to him and were about to comfort him but Jean stepped in the way.

“You ready?” He held out his arm for you to take.

“Oh uh yeah I’m ready…. I just wanted to make sure Armin was okay….”

Jean looked down at Armin. “He’s fine lets go!” He attempted to pull you away.

“I'll catch up with you Jean.” You replied dismissing him.

“But-“

“Jean I said I’ll catch up with you.” You repeated as you knelt down next to Armin.

Jean stormed off.

You rolled your eyes. “What a meathead…. Armin are you okay?” You asked as you stroked his hair.

He closed his eyes and melted as you touched his hair. “I’m better now that you’re here.” He muttered so you didn’t hear him.

“Hm? What did you say Armin?”

“I don’t feel too good.” He replied looking at you with his beautiful blue eyes.

You leaned over to take Armin's temperature and he could see right down your shirt, making his skin get hot. “Well, you are warm. Do you feel sick?” You asked as concern coated your voice.

“Hmmm, maybe I can milk this and have her attention all to myself today.” Armin thought to himself.

“My head is pounding and I have a stomach ache.” He replied in a quiet voice as he clutched his stomach with one hand and his head with the other.

“Well then lets get you some medicine.” You got up and went in your bag to grab herbs and your stone grinder. You lit a small fire to boil water for tea and started to grind the herbs as you sang in a soft voice.

Armin sat there completely entranced by you he loved to listen to you sing. He got lost watching you prepare the medicine. “Come on you dummy now is the perfect time to tell (Y/N) how you feel!” Armin thought to himself.

He went to speak but nothing came out.

You looked over at Armin. “Are you okay sweetie? You’re just starting off into space.” You spoke breaking Armin's thoughts.

“Y-yes I’m fine (Y/N).” He replied his cheeks were red.

You gave him a sweet smile. “The tea is almost ready. You should be feeling better soon!”

“(Y/N) you’re so talented if the Survey Corps didn’t have you as their medic we would be screwed.”

“Awe Armin thank you.” You blushed at the sweet compliment. “I’m thankful my parents were herbalists and passed their wisdom down to me.” You stirred the pot of tea.

“As long as I’ve known you (Y/N) you always had your hands in the dirt studying plants.”

“And if I remember correctly you were always by my side with your hands in the dirt with me studying the plants.” You stuck out your tongue.

“Just like you I love to learn new things.”

You smiled and nodded your head. “I love to learn new things with you, Armin….” Your cheeks turned pink.

“What do you mean?” He asked confused.

“Hm? Oh, n-nothing!”

“Shit, why did I say that?” You thought to yourself. “He doesn’t even get it I honestly don’t think he likes me how I like him.” You let out a sigh as you poured the tea.

“Here you go Armin I added some honey to make it sweet.” You handed him the cup.

“Thank you so much (Y/N)!” He smiled and took the tea. “It smells really good.” He said as he inhaled the steam.

You sat there with Armin enjoying his company.

He smiled at you. “Ahhh this is so nice, being able to spend time with you.”

“What do you mean Armin? We always spend time together.”

“Well yeah we do but it always seems to be interrupted by Jean or someone else….”

“Hey! (Y/N)!” Yelled Jean.

“Speak of the devil….” Muttered Armin.

“Hey Jean!” You waved at him.

“How’s little Armin feeling?” He asked sarcastically.

“A lot better thanks to (Y/N)’s medicine.” He answered back. “She's truly amazing.” He smiled at you.

“Well since you’re feeling better you wouldn’t mind if I borrowed her for a bit would you?” Jean asked as he tugged on your arm attempting to pull you away.

“I think I’m going to stay here with Armin.” You replied pulling your arm away.

“But I really need to talk to you.” Jean kept tugging on you.

You swatted his hand away. “Jean I said no! Now leave me alone!” You turned away dismissing him.

“What the fuck.” He muttered under his breath and stormed off.

“That idiot just doesn’t give up its so annoying sometimes.” You growled.

“But don’t you like the attention?” Armin asked.

“Not from him…. He’s not the guy I want attention from.” You sighed.

“Who do you want attention from?”

“W-well uh I-“

“Hey (Y/N)!” Yelled Eren as he came running over to you.

“Hey Eren! What’s up?”

“Levi needs to talk to you he’s in his office he said it’s important.”

“Oh okay!” You got up to leave.

Later that day you were going through Armin's stuff because you wanted something that smelled like him and you came across his journal. “Hm? Armin keeps a journal? Let’s see what secrets he keeps in here.” You opened the journal and started to look through the pages. You noticed the journal started the night you found Armin crying outside and most of the entries were about you. Your eyes widened as you read about all the naughty things he wanted to do to you.

“Sweet little Armin isn’t so innocent after all oh my goodness. He wants to tie me up and lick honey off my naked body?!” You kept scanning through the pages. “Oh this is a good one make love out in nature under the stars. Heh even when he is writing dirty things he still makes it sound romantic.” Your skin was getting hot and you were getting extremely turned on reading about what he wanted to do to you. “Ohhhhh Armin what am I going to do with you?” You laughed. “Well that was a rhetorical question….. I want to do everything to you.” You got up and went to go find him.

“Oh my sweet Armin I can’t wait to make you mine!” You made your way through the city, suddenly you were blindsided by someone and knocked to the ground. “What the hell!? Jean what are you doing!?” You tried to push him off of you but it was no use.

“(Y/N) you’re such a god damn tease!” He yelled as he ripped your shirt open. “Why? Why do you do this to me? You know I like you I’ve been trying so damn hard to make you my girl but no stupid Armin always gets in the way!” He kept shouting as he ripped your pants off.

“Jean! STOP! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME!?” You punched him in the face but it didn’t phase him in the least bit, he just grabbed your wrists and held you down. “Jean I don’t even like you like that! I’M IN LOVE WITH ARMIN! I HAVE BEEN SINCE I WAS A CHILD! I was just flirting with you to make him jealous!”

“NO! I’m in love with you!” He shouted back as he choked you. “No one can have you but me!”

You started to get light-headed. “J-Jean I-I c-can't b-breathe.” Your vision was getting blurry. Suddenly someone pulled Jean off of you. All you could make out was blonde hair before you passed out.

Armin tore Jean off of you. “How dare you put your hands on her like that! You disgusting pig!” Armin continuously punched him in the face. “If you ever so much as look in her direction.” He pulled his fist back. “I will tear you to shreds!” Armin punched him one final time knocking Jean unconscious.

Armin ran over to you. “(Y/N)! (Y/N)! Please wake up!” He shook you but you didn’t respond to him. He scooped you up and jumped into the window of a inn. Armin ran over to the door and put a chair against it to keep it locked. He came back over to you and put his head on your chest. “Well she’s still breathing thank goodness.” He sat there staring at your half naked body. “This is so unfair. She is literally being handed to me….” He felt his pants starting to get tight he reached out his trembling hand to grope your breast but he stopped himself. “But I know I’m friend-zoned….” He curled into a ball.

You started to wake up. “Armin?” You spoke in a quiet voice as you reached out your hand towards him.

“(Y/N)?” Armin looked down at you. “You’re okay!” He hugged you tightly.

“What happened? Last I remember Jean was trying…. Trying to…. To….” You shuddered as you recalled what Jean just tried to do to you and started to sob.

Armin pulled you in closer to him. “Shhhhh it’s okay stupid Jean won’t ever hurt you again (Y/N).” He ran his fingers through your soft (H/C) hair as he pulled you into his lap.

You turned about eight shades of red as you felt a bulge poke at your butt as he sat you on his lap. “Armin?” You looked at him as your skin got hot.

“Yes (Y/N)?” He replied. “Why are you so warm?”

“Armin I…. I….” You started.

“Yes?”

“I…. I…. Awe fuck it!” You yelled as you tackled Armin and kissed him.

Armin was momentarily taken aback and stunned by the sudden kiss. He pulled away, his face as red as a tomato. “(Y-Y/N-N) wh-what? B-but I…. I thought I was friend-zoned?”

You looked at him shocked. “Is that why you’ve been so distant? Awe Armin sweetie no you’re not friend-zoned at all.” You pushed him down onto the bed and straddled him. “In fact, it’s the exact opposite…. Armin….. I’m in love with you.” You leaned in and kissed his neck, a small moan escaped his lips. “I’ve been in love with you as long as I can remember Armin….”

“R-really?”

“Yes Armin really.” You repeated as you pressed your body closer to his. “And I found your journal…. You certainly write a lot about me….” You lightly nibbled his neck making Armin moan again.

“(Y-Y/N-N) wh-what are you doing?” He shuddered beneath you as you nibbled at his neck again.

“Oh don’t you play innocent with me Armin I know that you’re far from that.” You gave him a look as you gently grinded on him. “I know how much you want me.” You leaned in and kissed him again.

Armin trembled as he wrapped his arms around your neck pulling you in closer to him. He moaned against your lips as you bucked your hips against his growing bulge.

You took the opportunity and instantly invaded his mouth with your tongue kissing him deeply.

He wined as you quickened the motions. “(Y/N) it's, it's starting to hurt.”

You looked at him confused. “What is?”

He turned even redder. “My, my growing problem d-down there.”

“Awe sweetie do you want me to help you?” You cooed.

Armin bit his lip and nodded.

“Very well my love.” You got off of his lap and slowly pulled off just his pants. You crawled back up his body just to be tackled to the bed by him.

Armin rolled you onto your stomach and held your wrists as he started to hump you. Little whimpers escaped your lips as his length gently caressed your butt. He let go of your wrists and held onto your waist as he quickened the pace. “Am, am I doing a good job (Y/N)?” He asked shyly.

You moaned louder and nodded your head. “Ah-ahhhhh yes Armin you’re doing a g-great jobbbb!” You wined out as you gripped the blankets.

He leaned in and ran sweet little kisses down the back of your neck. “(Y/N) I love you so much…. I, I can’t believe this is really happening right now…. I’ve dreamt about this day for so long and finally, you’re mine.” He cooed. “How did I get so lucky? I finally get my sweet angel.” He reached down and unhooked your bra. He got off of you and rolled you back over to face him. His eyes grew wide in wonder as he removed your bra staring at your perfect body and breasts. “You truly are beautiful (Y/N).” He leaned in and kissed your neck slowly tracing your collarbone with his lips as he traveled down towards your breasts. He gazed at you his eyes filled with excitement as he gently rolled your nipple between his fingers while his mouth encircled your other nipple. He licked and nipped at your nipple as he grinded on you.

“Ah-ahhhhh A-Ar-Armin.” You wined out as his bulge rubbed against you. Your hips bucked wildly out of control every time he made contact, soaking your underwear.

He looked up at you with his beautiful blue eyes. “Yes (Y/N)?” He asked.

“Every little touch is driving me crazy Armin…. I…. I’m going mad right now…. Please Armin I…. I want you in the worst way….”

His eyes widened in shock as those words left your lips. “W-wa-wait are you saying what I-I think you’re saying (Y/N)? D-do you want me to, to take you?” He stammered looking at you shyly.

You blushed and nodded your head. “Yes Armin I am.”

He got off of you and sat on the bed.”Woah hold on a minute th-this is a big decision…. Are you absolutely sure.”

“Is it really Armin? By the way you write about me in your journal, it doesn’t seem that way…. Don’t you want to experience everything life has to offer?”

“I…. I…. I… well that’s writing in a journal I thought no one was going to find…. I never thought this was going to actually happen.”

“Armin.” You took his hands in yours. “It’s written all over your journal that you’re in love with me…. I have known you my entire life I have seen you at your worst I have seen you at your best…. I know you better than anyone else…. I was your friend before Eren and Mikasa knew you…. Armin, I’m in love with you also. I want to spend the rest of our lives together.” You leaned in and kissed his cheek.

He took a deep breath in. “I have no idea what I would even be doing….” He glanced between you and him a smile formed on his lips as he gazed at you. “But if you really want this then….” He pinned you to the bed and nipped at your neck, taking you by surprise. “I am willing to pleasure you my love.” He traced his lips down your torso showering your stomach in sweet kisses. He pulled down your underwear looking on in wonder. “Tell me what do you want me to do to you?”

“I-I want you to rub my clit.” You propped your legs on the bed and opened your lips with your fingers revealing your soaking wet core.

He took his fingers and massaged your clit making you squirt all over his hand. He continued to rub as he took is other hand and gently plunged a finger inside you.

“Ohhhhhh A-Arminnnn!” You moaned out as you gushed again, he pulled his finger out and innocently licked your juices off looking like a child licking cake batter.

He smiled at you before plunging face-first into you. He grabbed your hips and attacked your clit with his tongue as he pulled you in closer to him.

You gently gripped his soft hair, tugging on it with every flick of his tongue. Licking, sucking, nibbling Armin couldn’t get enough of your sweet taste he wanted to eat you up. You bucked your hips as you felt yourself gush into his mouth, Armin licked up every last drop.

He looked up at you and smiled. “Are you enjoying this my love?” He asked wanting reassurance.

“A-Armin.” You said panting. “Y-you're doing an amazing job.” You sat up and leaned in to kiss him. Locking lips you kissed him passionately as you lowered yourself onto his lap. You slowly started to move your hips rubbing your clit on his member, earning sweet little moans from Armin. You broke the kiss tracing your lips down his neck leaving love bites all over his collar bones. You made your way down his torso kissing right above his waistband. You locked eyes with Armin as you pulled down his underwear, revealing his rock hard member. Your smile grew wider as you gently took his length in your hand, little whimpers of excitement escaped Armin's lips as you ran your hands up and down his shaft.

“O-oh-ohhhhhhh (Y-Y/N-N) this f-feels even b-better t-th-than I ever i-im-imagined!” He tilted his head back as he moaned louder and louder.

You lowered your mouth to his pulsing length wrapping your lips around it, ever so lightly licking the precum off his tip. Slowly you started to suck running your tongue along his shaft.

He gently tugged at your hair as he watched your head bob up and down, his hips bucking with every lick. “Ahhhh (Y/N) I’m going to….. I’m going to c-cu-cummmmm!” He moaned as you took his length in its entirety down your throat he released his seed, but you didn’t stop sucking and almost instantly he became hard again.

You released yourself from him. “Let’s get back on the bed where it’s more comfortable.” You helped Armin up and tackled him to the bed, grinding on him making yourself squirt everywhere. You continued to rub your soaking slit all over his size, driving him crazy. “A-are you ready my sweet Armin?”

He looked at you shyly. “Yes, I am.”

You shifted your hips and positioned yourself right at his tip, you leaned in kissing him as you slid down on his member. You yelped into his mouth as you felt a pop.

Armin broke the kiss. “Are you okay?” He asked his voice drenched in concern.

You smiled at him and nodded. “Yes, I am perfectly fine my love.” You leaned in kissing him again as you rocked your hips back and forth. You held onto his shoulders as you quickened the pace, feeling him go deeper and deeper with every thrust. “Ohhhh A-Ar-Aminnnnn j-just like that oh my-my God!” You screamed out.

Armin was in complete sync with you, every time you came down he thrusted into you. “Ohhhhh (Y-Y/N-N)!” He moaned out as he grabbed your butt spreading your cheeks to go deeper into you. Soon he was pounding you wildly. He couldn’t get enough of you as he ran his hands over every inch of your body, caressing your soft skin. He looked at you with amazement as he watched you ride him. “I-I still can’t believe this is-is really h-happening.” He smiled at you.

“Ar-Armin I’m, I’m go-going to cummmmm!” You arched your back as your walls clenched around Armin's length releasing yourself. Toes curling, hips bucking you rode out your first orgasm.

“(Y/N)? Can we try another position?” He asked shyly his cheeks turning bright red. “I-I want to be in control.”

“Of course my love” You got off and stood in front of him.

He gazed at you completely captivated by your beauty. “My, my, my you are a sight to behold my beautiful (Y/N).” Getting up from the bed he walked over to you, he tugged your waist as he pulled you in kissing you deeply. His hands made their way down your torso, gently he cupped your butt as he pressed his length against you, sweet whimpers escaping your lips. His tongue danced with yours as he backed you into a wall. He soon broke the kiss, trailing his lips down your neck, between your breasts down to your soaking core. He got on his knees. “Wrap your legs around my shoulders…. I want to try something.”

“But how is this going to work?”

He placed his hands on your butt for support. “Trust me it will.” He pushed you into the wall more as you lifted one leg over his shoulder than the other one. He adjusted accordingly to make sure you were stable on his shoulders. Armin brought one of his hands forward and spread your lips so he could dive back into your core. He ate you up like a hungry animal, licking every bit of your juices.

Your body shook as Armin swirled his tongue around your clit. “A-ahhhhh Ar-Arminnnnn!” You grabbed his hair, pushing his face into you more as you gushed into his mouth. Slowly he inserted two fingers moving them in and out of you. He quickened the pace as he nibbled on your clit rendering you a drooling mess as your walls clenched around his fingers, earning another orgasm from you.

He came up and lifted you off his shoulders, but kept you pinned to the wall. He pressed himself closer to you as he raised you up again, you wrapped your legs around his waist. Instantly his member slipped back inside you, moaning out he thrusted into you. “I love you so much(Y/N)!” He roared as he pounded deeper and deeper in you.

“I-I l-love you toooooo Armin!” You howled as you bounced wildly with every thrust. You grabbed his head attacking his lips kissing him deeply as he went faster. You moaned into his mouth as you gushed again soaking the floor below you.

Armin broke the kiss looking at you his cheeks were bright red. “(Y-Y/N-N) I’m, I’m going to c-cu-cum a-again.” He pulled out barely in time his seed exploding all over your stomach.

Panting heavily the two of you collapsed on the floor wrapped up in each other’s arms. You smiled at Armin and pulled him in for a long sweet kiss.

He broke the kiss. “(Y/N) t-that was a-amazing!” He said as he nuzzled into your neck.

You sat there playing with his soaking wet hair. “Mhmmmmm it truly was amazing Armin.”

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postmodern-blues · 3 years

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first listen to rhys and ianto’s excellent barbecue: a saga

I’m just gonna put all my thoughts in order while I listen to this audio and do my homework. I’ll tag it for spoilers, but I’ll also put everything below the cut in case you haven’t listened to it yet <3 um also i do a lot of swearing be warned...

last warning, yall, lots of spoilers and quotes ahead:

Rhys’s friends call him RHYSIE and I Am So Soft For This.

“I’m making my Special Sauce” god if Jack were here....

I love how Torchwood writers can’t even find a way to write RHYS in a straight way. He’s so cute and AHSDHGHFDAS I LOVE THIS SO FAR

the meat jokes.... already.... let’s hope serentiy Ianto does not resurface

IANTO! my god I have missed my boy. HE IS BACK

Oh my god... oh my fuck.... he’s so CUTE i might need to take a breather.... dude....

Gwen looking out for Ianto, inviting him to Rhys’s stuff. DID SOMEONE SAY FOUND FAMILY HMMMM

“lads, lads, lads” I WENT FERAL WHEN I HEARD THIS IN THE TRAILER

“Jack’s sorry he couldn’t come” hhhhhhhh one sausage comes off the barbecue and he’d be like “this is quite homoerotic” HAIJFODHS

Rhys come on,,,, baby,,,,, do not be homophobic about this

I get the feeling I might be going too crazy about this,,, WE’RE ONLY FIVE MINUTES IN

godDAMNIT THIS IS THE SHIT I’VE BEEN CRAVING EVER SINCE GHOST TRAIN afdsohfs

Ianto brought Chardonnay....

“Except Banana boat, he’s a bit thick” AGFDKHDGS R H Y S

oh shit alien things are happening

“yes, RHYS, I know how to discuss my TOP SECRET work at a social event” he’s fucking ICONIC

“you have an inability to call each other by your proper names” my sister is just like this tho... she calls all her friends by anime character names.. little bit better than ‘sticky jeff’ but not much

Ianto being oblivious to Rhys’s gender role shit is just,,,, I STAN HIM

If Ianto and Rhys do not take a ride in the pink car by the end of this audio I’m suing

jkjk but that would be so great wouldn’t it

godDAMNIT i love this audio

"we.... don’t” yet again, it is the 21st century, and torchwood is sooo not ready

“It’s the BOYS’ barbecue” rhys and his friends seem like they have a very cute queerplatonic relationship. wonder if they wear socks when they’re doing “barbecues”

who the fuck is steven.... whAT IS GOING ON

“I don’t know him THAT well, but there’s no way he would call me love” u sure abt that rhysie

“if u run headfirst into an invisible wall, at least let me FILM it on my phone” these two i stfg

this ‘time bubble’ concept has SO MANY FIC POSSIBILITIES why is big finish spoiling us-

jack and gwen going for pizza instead of being at work AHHDOFDGSHK

oh my GOD THE CALLBACK TO DISSECTED!!!!! this is like when gareth called back to The Last Beacon in Dinner and a Show AHHHH

I am reminded about martha and gwen,,, i am happy,,, the PARALLELS

these two arguing dude the TENSION.. the SUBTEXT

“god help you if you ever hear about pink wine” SFIHOJADHGF

i swear half my commentary here is me quoting something funny and then keyboard smashing

Ianto is fucking ANNIHILATING Rhys here and by extension gender roles. Goddamnit THIS is the conversation we needed. I love him so much can you tell

“you LOVE each other” I’ve only had this audio for about half an hour but if anything fucking happens to it, i’ll kill everyone in the room and then myself

i don’t think you understand how goddamn adorable rhys is about his friends

“thank fuck none of them are here right now” mate my man badger calls you RHYSIE i don’t think it would affect them

I am so thankful Jack isn’t here because oh my g o d this would be an hour long block of innuendos. this whole audio is just exposing the very prominent homoerotic tendencies of straight men

sometimes, and by that i mean all the time, i wonder if my family hears me listening to big finish and wonders if i’m actually just watching porn. and honestly I think it would be a whole lot less embarrassing if i just told them i was watching porn instead of “yeah it’s this scifi thing these characters are trying to make a hole in an invisible time force field thing. are they gay? no, well, i mean, yes, but not like that! welllll, a little bit like that, but it’s NOT PORN”

“what the hell was that rhys? You Absolute Idiot.” AHHH THESE TWO

“let’s stuff it full of sausages”

GWEN AND IANTO TELLING EACH OTHER STORIES ABOUT THEIR IDIOT HUSBANDS IS MY LIFEBLOOD FUCKKKKKK

“back pocket” THIS IS SENDING ME BACK TO MY SHERLOCK FANDOM DAYS (fucking remember john getting sherlock’s phone out of his coat that he was wearing? that’s what this is)

Rhys pretending to be Steven (Stephen?) is,,,,, oh my god,,, this is too fucking intense

god i feel so bad for rhys,,, seriously

ohmygodddddd

this took a serious turn I was not prepared for

also gwen wanting rhys to talk to ianto is,,, ughhhh i ship gwen/rhys sooo hard

rhys- baby- oh my godohmygodohmygod

im like,,, IM CRYING BRO THIS IS

“I DO love them” hhhhhh

the special sauce thing is sending me im sorry

“can we rescue the beer?” RHYS

‘Ianto you beautiful man, you did it!” THEY!!! THEY!!!!!!

i wanna make it clear that i don’t ship rhys and ianto but i think they are so cute as friends

guys im in tears right now

the way rhys goes from not wanting ianto here to not wanting him to leave,,, um its a simple arc but i’d also do anything for it

RHYS AND GWEN RHYS AND GWEN RHYS AND GWEN ANDHDHSGHFAOSDLSDLHD

“OH HE’S ADORABLE WHATS HE CALLED?” me when i first saw Ianto Jones onscreen

“he’s a colleague of the missus,,,,,, and a friend” why don’t you just shoot me in the head hm

rhysie,,, baby,,, holy shit you need to go to therapy,,, just like,,, have a chat with janet the weevil and see how you feel after

funny how rhys fucking williams is handling loss so much better than ANY of torchwood. like jack got PREGNANT after losing owen+tosh. Ianto started having sex with his immortal boss after losing his girlfriend. healthy coping mechanisms? who is she?

they let rhys say fuck a lot in this audio and that is Very Sexy of Them

“bunny has run away with my tie” h e s s o f u c k i n g p r e c i o u s

“lads lads lads” AHHHHHHHHH

this audio. is. so good. so cute. so sad. BIG FINISH YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU SEXY BASTARDS YOU!!!!

#torchwood #big finish #rhys and ianto's excellent barbecue #audio spoilers: rhys and ianto's excellent barbecue #audio spoilers: the barbecue one #big finish spoilers #big finish ranting #i loved this one can you tell #torchwood big finish #ianto jones #rhys williams #gareth david lloyd #kai owen #cw: swearing

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emoolycow · 4 years

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Baki Baki (Tendou Satori x Reader Imagine) - NSFW 18+ - Haikyuu!!

Due to some twist of fate, you were now sitting on Tendou’s bunk bed, wearing nothing but your lacy pink bra and panties, and his oversized Shiratorizawa jacket. You were blushing furiously because it was obviously his idea for you to wear the jacket, and the more you think about it, the more embarrassing it gets.

“C-can I take it off now…” you whisper, looking away, trying not to meet his gaze. “It’s just kind of weird since it’s your jacket and stuff..” The sleeves were so long they extended past your hands. The back of the jacket went all the way down to your knees.

“[Y/N]-chan! But you look so adorable in it!” Tendou cooed, cupping your cheek with one hand, and the other resting atop your thigh. He was fresh out of the shower, his curly red locks pooling down his neck. He thought you looked so good in his jacket. It was so big it made you look even smaller and cuter than you already were.

“Hnw…” you fidgeted with the smooth fabric of the sleeves apprehensively. Your skin felt like it was on fire, even in the pleasant, air-conditioned temperature of Tendou’s dorm room. “Um, okay, well if you think so then I guess it’s alright.”

Tendou’s red irises softened the more comfortable you got with wearing the jacket. He was trying to hold back from taking you right then and there. He was already imagining so many lewd thoughts of fucking you raw while you wore his jacket. You were just so innocent and pure…, he wanted to ravish every single part of your body. But he knew that if he gave into his instincts it may scare you even more. After all, you were already so nervous. Without warning, he rested his head against your chest, listening to your heart drum against your chest. “Hmmmm..” he murmured, trying to micro-analyze every single heartbeat.

You swallowed the lump in your throat, tensing up as you felt the tickle of his crimson hair pushing against the part of your breasts that were peeking out from underneath your lacy pink bra.

“[Y/N]-chan…” Tendou breathed. “Are you… a virgin?” Your heart pounded even harder and faster at those words. You two have held hands and kissed before, but as far as sex goes, that was usually a topic that was glossed over because the middle blocker knew how uncomfortable you were with it at times. After all, he was a third-year and you only recently entered high school. He was a lot more experienced than you were, dating both boys and girls, hooking up with randoms, while you barely had your first kiss with him.

“No!” you deny his question immediately. “Of course not! I-I’ve done it before…”

“With…?” he cocked his head to the side, suspicious of your sudden defensiveness.

“P-people you don’t know, they went to a different school okay now shut up!” you snap back.

“Hm.. so you are a virgin then,” Tendou teased back, his long fingers slowly working their way up from your upper thigh to the top of your panties. You let out a soft sigh as his slender, taped pointer finger began to rub gently over your sensitive mound.

“W-well are you a virgin?” you challenged, pouting and looking up at your redheaded boyfriend with doe eyes. You knew the answer before the question even left your lips. You cursed at yourself for asking something so damn obvious.

“Hmm.. I guess I’ll let you be the judge of that,” Tendou replied playfully. You winced a bit more as he added a second finger. He wasn’t even doing that much… just rubbing back and forth over the sheer fabric of your panties. He wanted so badly to just rip them off and go to town. But patience. Patience is good.

“Now tell me [Y/N]... do you masturbate..?” But he already knew you did. One time he came to your house to watch Netflix and eat snacks with you, and before he could even knock on your door he heard soft moans coming from inside. He pressed his ear against the door to listen a little bit more, being the voyeur that he was. But to his disappointment, you heard his footsteps and immediately stopped.

“Well, sometimes I guess..” you admit. “I touch myself but you know, everyone does it and it’s sort of normal right?”

“Show me how you do it.” His tone shifted from amused and playful to dark and commanding. Immediately, he stopped rubbing and demanded you demonstrate how exactly you pleasured yourself.

“Um…” you bit your lip. Tendou scared you sometimes when he got all serious like that. But you wanted to show him what made you feel good so that he would know. “Well… I usually do it with a stuffed animal or something soft. Um..”

Without any hesitation, Tendou handed you the pillow on his bed. “Just use this.”

You took the soft pillow in your hand, gripping the taut fabric with apprehension. You slid the corner of the pillow over your panties, and pressed it against your slit. “Ah~” you toss your head back and let out a moan that Tendou found to be so cute he had to restrain himself, biting his lip so hard he drew a little bit of blood. His erection was pushing against his basketball shorts, and you were beginning to take notice of it as well.

“Sweet little [Y/N]-chan…” he breathed, his eyes narrowing. “Tell me… tell me what you are thinking about right now~”

“Uhm… okay..” you oblige, your cheeks flushing cherry red. “W-well it’s sort of embarrassing and kind of stupid, so promise not to laugh okay?”

Tendou was taken aback. He was sort of sad you thought he would ever ever laugh at or ridicule you. He knew how that felt all too well. “Of course not. I will never do that.”

You exhaled slowly, still unable to meet his gaze. “Okay well… whenever I touch myself.. I like to think of you spiking a ball so hard into the other side of the court that the other team can barely react. Or when you guess where a spiker would hit the ball so perfectly that when they strike, it just goes back exactly where it came from. I know it’s not super sexual or whatever, but… to me it’s just really nice I guess..”

Tendou’s entire face lit up as you described exactly what made you excited. His lips contorted into that cute little scrunched line you grew to fall in love with, and he couldn’t help but pounce on top of you. Suddenly, holding back was getting increasingly difficult. “Oh [Y/N]-chan! I love you so much~”

You gasped at how open he was with exactly how he felt with you. Your shock was soon overtaken by warmth and joy, as you smiled lovingly back at him. “I-I love you too, Satori.”

“[Y/N]-chan, you really are so cute!” Tendou gushed, ripping the pillow out of your hand and peppering your plump cherry red cheeks with sloppy little kisses. “I can’t wait to show you how to touch yourself the right way!”

“The… right way?” you asked. “Was I doing it wrong this entire time?”

“N-no of course not!” Tendou reassured. “I meant… I can teach you how to do it a better way.”

“Wha-” Before you could muster another word, Tendou pinned you into the bed. Your little pink nipple peaked out from under your bra as he forced your hands above your head. He roughly grabbed your left calf and rested it on top of his muscled shoulder.

“You touch yourself so cutely..” Tendou commented while looking down at you. “Pressing that little pillow against your panties. I love looking at your scrunched up little face when you give yourself that orgasm... but it makes me so sad knowing you’ve never known pleasure that was even better than that. You are neglecting your most special spot.” He trailed his long, graceful fingers down to your see-through pink panties again, but this time he lightly pinched your swollen clit between his thumb and forefinger.

You yelped a bit, clasping a hand over your mouth so you wouldn’t moan too loudly and Tendou’s floormates would overhear. “Ahwn~ Th-that feels so good, Satori~”

Fuuuck. You were doing that thing to him again. Being so adorable, arching your back, gasping and sighing and he didn’t even have to do anything. He wanted so badly to just rip off those pesky little panties and start rearranging your intestines. But he wanted to taste you first. Dipping his head down, he breathed in a little bit more of your scent. Your peachy skin gave off such a light, sweet scent. It was absolutely intoxicating to him. Something about your smell awakened something so primal within him that he didn’t even know it existed. He planted a kiss on the inner part of your thigh that was right next to your panties, causing you to flinch a little bit. “It’s okay my kitten…” he purred. “Just let go for a little bit and let me take care of you, alright~?”

You bit your lip, slowing sinking back into the bed, resting your leg on his shoulder. Tendou rubbed your shin lovingly, as he went back in for more. This time, he started licking on top of your delicate sheer panties. His long tongue muscle worked its way up and down your lips, pushing the texture of the lace against you. “Mmm..” he murmured sleepily. “How does that feel, [Y/N]-chan?”

You were struggling to string together a coherent sentence, trying to express yourself but only being able to let out another lustrous moan. “I-it feels really good, Satori-kun…” you reply after a moment of gathering yourself. “I feel a warm sensation building up in my tummy… wh-what exactly are you doing to me?”

Tendou smirked, remembering that you were still so new to this. “This is called eating you out, my little angel. I do it to you when I want you to feel really special and happy. And that feeling in your stomach…” He rubbed the exact part of your abdomen that was aching so gently it caused you to clench. “That’s the feeling you have when you want me so badly you can’t even begin to put it into words…” With that, he pushed your panties to the side, exposing your little pink pearl to his lips for the first time.

“Oh [Y/N],” he cooed, suckling softly on your clit. “It’s so puffy… you must be really really liking this~” He coated his finger with your sweet juices, giving it a full lick. “Mmmm… so delicious,” he mumbled to himself, before going back in. The entire time as he was spoiling your clit, kissing along your labia, and suckling your lips, you start to feel like you are losing control over your own body. His gorgeous red curls would spill over and lightly tickle your clit every now and then, his tongue relentless and on a mission. You gripped onto the bed sheets over your head as you closed your eyes and listened to the lewd, squelching noises Tendou’s tongue made against your lips while your delicate moans echoed against the walls of his dorm room.

“[Y/N]-chan… you are so so cute~” Tendou complimented, rubbing your calf suggestively as you looked up from eating you out. His bottom lip was glistening with the sheen of your cunt’s wetness. His pink tongue slipped out and cleaned up your juices. “Mmmm… and you taste so good.”

“S-Satori~” you stutter, still so shy. His long fingers began to tug at your pink lace panties, gently tugging them off your creamy legs. “Wh-what are you doing?”

“Keeping a souvenir,” he countered. Once he fully removed your skimpy pink panties, he flipped it up so the inside faced his mouth. Stretching the fabric out with his long, slender fingers, he gave your panties a nice, long lick. After that, he pocketed your underwear in his hoodie. “It’s all mine now~” He couldn’t wait to jerk off with them later, imagining how you shuddered against his bed, or masturbated using his pillow, or moaned while he suckled on your clit. Just the thought of doing that made him let out an ominous laugh, his eyes widening and his pupils dilating. Tendou did not hold back from being the perverted creep he was.

“Tendou you big weirdo!” you whined, scrunching up your face and pouting like a little brat. “You need to give me back my panties later, they were really expensive…”

“Oh?” Tendou cocked his head to the side, his creepy grin growing wider. “Did my little angel go to the sex shop and buy this lewd lingerie just for my eyes to see~” The thought of you shyly entering a lingerie store and trying on different pieces of bralettes and backless panties to find the perfect one for him caused his erection to push even harder against his shorts. He was starting to go crazy for you. His eyes started to twitch while his hands began to quiver as he ran them up and down your legs.

You nodded, still looking away from him. “I-I guess you can say that..”

“A-ah…” Tendou affirmed, his breath becoming increasingly hitched and unsteady. “Then you are mine for sure now..” He started to push off his basketball shorts, revealing just how hard he was, an outline of his dick throbbing against his boxers. It was quite long… not exactly thick but enough to stretch you out and make it hurt.

You gulped, staring at it and knowing it was coming and that you wanted it. But now that you see how big it was, it made you all the more nervous and unsure. Tendou could sense your hesitation, quieting your fears by giving you a light kiss on the lips. He knew you were scared and that it was your first time. But he wanted nothing less than to just wrap his hands around your throat and pound into you until you squirted all over his cock and lost all sense in your legs. But he couldn’t. Not right now.

He slowly pulled down his boxers, revealing his pale, veiny cock. Pearly pre-cum beaded at the tip of his circumcised dick. It dripped slowly down from the top. It was even scarier when you saw it fully revealed and uncovered by any sort of fabric or clothing. Tendou could tell you were a bit taken aback, so he cradled your face in his hands to try to calm you down.

“Now now my little angel..” he comforted. “He’s not going to hurt you quite yet… why don’t you try sucking a little bit for me~?”

“Uhm..” you gulp, not being able to rip your eyes away from it. You sit up from the bed, Tendou’s oversized jacket peeling a bit off your shoulder, revealing your lacy pink bra strap a bit more. You gently hold Tendou’s cock in your right hand, squeezing it a bit and pumping your fingers up and down. It felt so warm… but it was also so hard. You push your hair to one side of your neck, still observing every single detail of his dick. “D-do you really want me to..?”

Tendou sat comfortably in his writing chair, taking his large hand and running his slender fingers through your soft hair. “Oh [Y/N]... it would be my absolutely honor for you to worship my dick right now.”

With those words, you clambered off Tendou’s bed, getting on your knees and sitting between the redhead’s open legs. You grab his cock with your other hand, still incredibly nervous. “Satori, your dick feels so lewd when my hands are touching it…” you sigh, tilting your head to the side, still unable to look away.

“There there [Y/N]-chan,” he coos, his voice becoming even more excited and high-pitched as you squeezed his dick. “Just start slow… why don’t you suck a bit on the top~?”

“Oh.. okay,” you agree, wrapping your plump pink lips around the head, feeling the hot salty cream hit your tongue. You suckled off the precum, swallowing it so it coated your throat. His precum was so sticky and warm, making your mouth feel hot and tingly. “Hwwwmph~” you moan, a pink blush beginning to spread all over your cheeks.

“[Y/N]...” he sighs, tossing his head back. “You look so cute with my cock shoved up in that little virgin mouth of yours, did you know that?”

You were so happy to hear he liked how you looked as you sucked off his head. With the new words of encouragement, you took in more of his cock, deeper into your mouth. You forced in such a large mouthful of him that it suddenly pushed into the back of your throat, hitting your gag reflex. “Mmww~” you gasp, all of a sudden choking on his dick. You push your head back, coughing a little bit, suddenly angry with yourself that you pushed yourself so hard. “I-I’m sorry Satori!” you sing in your whiny voice. “I-I went too far…”

“[Y/N]-chan...” Tendou whispered in a hushed tone. You looked up, pouting, fearful of being reprimanded. “I-I LOVED THAT!” he yelped, his face contorting into his sadistic expression whenever he blocked a confident spiker. “You were so cute, taking me in all at once and choking like that. What an adorable little angel you are~! I just can’t wait to push inside of you, oh I just CAN’T!”

“I-inside of me?” you gasp as Tendou undid the clasps of your lacy pink bra, pulling it down so your plump, perky breasts were suddenly revealed. You instinctively pulled his jacket over your chest so your sensitive pink nipples weren’t being exposed to the cold air.

Tendou nods, as he pulled your hands out of the way, revealing your adorable pink mounds to his hungry gaze. His large eyes widened again, red irises shrinking in size. “OHHH! [Y/N]-chan! Why are you so cute~?” Tendou was starting to lose control of himself. He suddenly pinned you against his bed once more, his tall, lanky figure overpowering yours. He slapped his hard cock against your sensitive stomach, pumping it up and down between his slender fingers. Tendou just couldn’t help himself but jerk off to how powerless and adorable you looked, being swallowed up by his huge Shiratorizawa jacket, your adorable breasts looking out from underneath. He just wanted to absolutely destroy you. He constantly fantasized about taking you anywhere and everywhere. You bent over on a desk in the middle of a classroom. On a bench in the locker rooms. You crying and moaning and begging him to stop. It took all his willpower not to. But today was his chance.

Without another moment of hesitation, Tendou pushed his engorged cock deep inside of your pussy. Fuck. He always knew you were tight. That was without a question. But you were so fucking tight. Tendou grunted a bit, steadying himself by placing a hand next to you. You released another helpless squeal, your hips getting used to the length and girth that has now penetrated your body.

“S-Satori~” you moaned, pushing your arms against your breasts so they squeezed together, your pink nipples tightening by the second. “I-it huuuurts~”

Tendou needed to tell himself not to move. He couldn’t risk hurting you. This was your first time. Steady now. He had to be gentle with you. You weren’t like the third-year fangirls he would have quickies with in the locker rooms, or the boys he would have random flings with from the apps. You were so so much better.

“I promise I won’t go further unless you want me to, okay [Y/N]-chan?” he chided. He still wasn’t moving. “I will be very slow and gentle, and if it hurts again, you will let me know, alright?”

You pouted, small teardrops beginning to form at the corners of your eyes. Your hands balled the extra pieces of his jacket’s fabric as you tried your very best to adjust to him. “O-okay, Satori,” you agreed, looking at him in the eye. You trusted him.

He slowly began to pump in and out, thrusting into you so you could get a better feel of his cock inside of you. “Baki, baki…” he whispered under his breath. You let out another girlish sigh, squeezing onto his jacket for dear life. Every single noise you make, every single moan that comes out of your lips makes him want to push further and harder. “Sweet Jesus, [Y/N]-chan..” Tendou grunted as he thrust into you. “When you make noises like that it makes it really hard to be gentle, you know that right~?”

“I’m sorry Satori!” you cry. “I-I’ll try to be quiet…”

“No.” Tendou took a piece of your hair and playfully twisted it around his finger. “When I make you feel good, you can moan as loud as you want, alright? It’s me who has to control myself..”

You nod nervously again, opening your legs a bit more, granting him greater entrance into you. He didn’t hesitate to push in even deeper, and a bit harder this time. You yelp, biting your lip as you held onto the bed sheets tight tight tight. Every single time Tendou slammed into you, your breasts also bounced up. He liked the way your face scrunched up and you moaned when his cock hit that special spot of yours. The way your body responded to him drove Tendou absolutely insane. He was almost over the edge.

The bed creaked loudly as Tendou kept up his rhythm. It took everything in him not to grasp that exposed pretty little neck of yours and start choking you. Your smooth, milky skin and round breasts drove him absolutely wild as he drilled into you. He moaned and grunted occasionally, causing your cheeks to flare up. The sounds he made as he tried to pleasure you the best way he could made you wet yourself even more.

It wasn’t just the feeling of Tendou’s cock stretching you out. It was the sounds. The way the bed sheets scrunched up as he held tightly onto its fabric. The way both of your moans bounced off of the walls. How the bed squeaked and creaked underneath his weight.

“F-fuck~” you sigh, your eyes beginning to roll into the back of your head as Tendou’s cock rammed inside, filling you up. That familiar warm feeling started to build up in your stomach again.

To your surprise, Tendou suddenly pulled out his cell phone, taking a picture of you lying before him with his cock deep inside you. “S-Satori? What are you doing?”

He smirked, eyeing you mischievously. “More souvenirs.” He shoved two of his long, slender fingers between your soft pink lips. “Now suck like the good little girl you are.”

You obeyed, taking his fingers into your mouth, sliding your tongue in between them while Tendou pumped deep inside of you. That sadistic smile spread across his face once more while you took more lewd pictures of you. He would soon upload them into a locked folder on his laptop so he could admire them later.

“F-fuck, [Y/N]-chan…” Tendou moaned, gripping onto your shoulder as he continued to pound away at your cunt. “I’m so close…”

“What do you mean?” you ask breathlessly, as Tendou’s jacket began to gradually slip off your shoulder the harder he rammed inside.

“I…” Tendou breathed. “I want to cum all over you, my little angel… can I do that~?”

You nod reluctantly, biting your lip.

“Good girl,” Tendou smirked, ramming his cock deep into you one last time before pulling out and jerking off over you. He grunted while creaming all over your taut stomach and exposed breasts. Ropes of pearly white cum fell all over your delicate body. The feeling of his hot, thick lust covering you was almost unbearable.

“Satori!” you cried. “Hnw.. it feels so good like that~”

“You like that?” Tendou asked, his cheeks flushed too while you took multiple pictures of you sprawled out all over his bed, wrapped in his Shiratorizawa jacket and covered in his nasty cum.

Setting his phone down, and taking you completely off guard, Tendou ran his tongue over your sensitive stomach, licking up his own cum and worshipping your lovely body. You blushed even harder as he kissed and suckled off the little droplets of cum that rested all over your pink nipples. “So, so cute,” Tendou murmured as he cleaned you all up, his hot tongue making you see stars. The moment Tendou finished, he planted a soft, intimate kiss on top of your lips.

“You did so well, kitten,” Tendou praised, holding onto your hands. “Didn’t that feel so so good~?”

You nodded. “It felt really good, Satori,” you chirped. “Uhm… do you think we can do it again sometime…”

“We can do it as much as you want,” Tendou said, snuggling with you so close. You two spent the night cuddling and reading Shounen Jump. When you decided you wanted to go to the bathroom to take a shower, you could barely stand up as you tried to get off his bed.

“Oh wow, [Y/N]-chan~” Tendou cooed. “Did I really go so hard that you can’t even walk anymore?”

You nodded pathetically, pouting and looking back at him. “Do you think you can carry me to the bathroom?”

“You don’t have to say it twice~” Tendou chimed, scooping you up bridal style while you wrapped your arms around his neck. After taking a nice, long shower, Tendou let you wear his boxers and one of his big t-shirts to bed. You would cuddle against his lanky frame, and feel so safe while he held you in his arms.

The next morning, you had to leave a bit early, much to Tendou’s dismay because you had to study for a midterm exam coming up. He stood at the doorway, holding onto your arm and whining in that sing-songy voice, begging you not to leave.

“I have to go Satori!” you cried, tugging your hand away from him. “I’m sorry… I’ll see you later in the week, okay?”

“Ohhhh, but I’ll miss you so much, [Y/N]-chan~” he teased, hanging onto you. “Please text me okayyyyy?”

“I will!” you promised. “Okay Satori, I have to go now, alright?”

Tendou let go of your arm, sighing in defeat. “Okay… just one more thing.” Before you could object, he wrapped his large right hand a little tightly around your throat. “Next time… things will be a little bit different, okay [Y/N]-chan?”

“D-different how?” you asked.

“Okay bye now!” Tendou said gleefully, letting go of your throat and closing the door shut. In confusion, you took the elevator downstairs to catch the earliest bus back home. Just what exactly is that boy thinking…

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pulledpurplecurtains · 3 years

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all the odd ones for the fic questions pls and thank you pepster

all the odd ones, meaning 1, 3 etc right? oh BOY are we gonna be here for a while (and i love it 🥰)

it’s morning right now so let’s see how long throughout the day this is gonna take me sdfghjk let’s do it!!

1) what was the first fandom you got involved in?

hmmmm. i wanna say harry potter, more than a decade ago? specifically dramione and scorose

3) what is the best fandom you’ve been involved in?

for all that it has given me i have to say bechloe

5) which fandoms have you written fanfiction for?

so far just for bechloe

7) list your NoTPs from each fandom you’ve been in

i’m only gonna list pairs i have strong feelings against and from only the fandoms i’ve been most involved in

harry potter: snape and hermione

frozen: elsa and hans (no but for real. why)

pitch perfect: beca and jessie, chloe and chicago

marvel: hm hm surprisingly nothing comes to mind

the haunting of bly manor: same as for marvel

9) what are the best things about your current fandom?

having a space where i can fully be myself, expressing myself freely through my writing, meeting so many wonderful people, having a previously unexplored side of myself revealed to me, finding and delving into characters that make me feel less alone, and so much more. it’s been a real blessing, having this fandom in my life

11) who is your current OTP?

bechloe

(this was the point where tumblr lost me ALL MY ANSWERS FROM QUESTIONS 13 TO 33 so let’s do this again SHALL WE??? i’ll be saving each answer as we go dear god)

13) any NoTPs?

already answered!

15) is there an obscure ship which you love?

hmm i don’t think so? none that comes to mind at least

17) who was your first OTP and are they still your favorite?

my first OTP, before i even knew what an OTP was, was scorpius and rose from harry potter. it’s not still on top of my OTP list, but always has a special place in my heart

19) is there a ship which you wished you could get behind, but you just don’t feel them?

not really? i mean, there are popular ships that i don’t support, like hermione with bellatrix or natasha with wanda for example. i can see their appeal and i get why people like them. they’re just not for me and i’m okay with that

21) what was the first fanfic you ever wrote?

ah my accidental multi chap baby sdfghjkdfg

All is Fair in Love and War was posted as an one shot, and that was all it was supposed to be. it was my first finished written piece. and then a couple of people in the comments were really nice abt sharing thoughts of where the story could go next and what they’d like to see happen, and they were very enthusiastic abt wanting to see more of that story. so the second chapter was born

sooo one thing led to the other and before i knew it that fic had become an 8 chapter, over 60k words story sdfghjkdf i’m amused and grateful to this day

23) name a fic you’ve written that you’re especially fond of and explain why you like it

how can you ask a mother to pick her favorite of her kids HUH

no but for real, i love all of my stories equally. i’m a perfectionist, so nothing gets posted before it’s perfect in my eyes. plus, all my stories are my babies. each has its flaws and imperfections, each in their own ways. but they’re all beautiful and meaningful to me

what i will say is, i have a particular soft spot for (wondering if you knew) i was enchanted to meet you. i truly think my writing peaked in that story, in all the parallels and tiny but very important things that are in there

25) what’s your most popular fanfic?

based on views and kudos, it’s All is fair in Love and War

ofc that’s a multi chap, so maybe the numbers aren’t exactly equivalent to popularity

my most popular one shot, by a very large margin at that, is (i’ll let you in) and baby, that’s when

27) what do you hate more: coming up with titles or writing summaries?

i honestly love coming up with titles

writing summaries, on the other hand, is the bane of my existence

29) do you have a beta reader? why/why not?

i don’t, and it’s bc i’m literally incapable of taking any kind of critique over anything unfinished. once it’s posted and out in the world it’s fair game; but until then? that’s a big no for me

31) what’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about your writing?

i honestly can’t answer this question bc every comment is so so special and important to me. i often go back and read them all. even right now while writing this there are so many different comments swirling around in my head. i appreciate and am grateful for all the kind words always 💜

33) do you write one shots, multi chapters, or huge epics?

sdfghjkk definitely not huge epics

i’ve written both of the other two. in the beginning i preferred and wanted to write multi chapters. however nowadays and for the past year or so, i lean more heavily towards one shots

35) do you write drabbles? if so, what do you normally write them about?

i am physically and mentally incapable of writing short things sdfghjkd so no, i don’t write drabbles

37) first person or third person? what do you write in and why?

always third person. idk the idea of first person narration always seemed weird to me. plus, i see my stories as me retelling the events the characters have confided in me. so third person makes sense and it’s also why i use past tense in my stories

39) what is your greatest strength as a writer?

describing and narrating emotions and using metaphors

41) list and link to five fanfics you’re currently reading

my reader’s block has been going strong, so i’m not reading anything currently unfortunately

43) is there anyone in your fandom who really inspires you?

my squirrels 💜

45) what is your all time favorite fanfic?

i have to say Experimentation i just have to

i also love Perdition, what an incredible piece of writing

47) ao3, ff.net or tumblr - where do you prefer to post and why?

definitely ao3, i just love its interface i guess?

49) do you care if people comment on/ reblog your writing? why/why not?

okay so here’s the deal. ofc i care. every artist who shares their work, every creator, cares; at least to a degree. it’s why we share. we want people to see and love and appreciate our work, we want it recognised and celebrated even. we want people to engage with it, show it to their friends, talk abt it, have thoughts abt it. it’s only natural and ofc i’m absolutely no exception

with that said. i’ve always tried to remind myself that kudos/likes are also engagement. that even just reading is engagement. that everyone’s limit or ability for engagement isn’t the same, and that ultimately it’s their choice how or if they’ll engage with my writing. i try to, and i do, value everyone who even just reads my stories. i share something with the world for free and it’s my choice to do and continue to do so. what happens after that isn’t up to me

so yes i do care a lot abt reblogs and comments. they make me very happy, they validate and encourage me. but people have no obligation, in my eyes at least, to engage with my works a specific way. just like i have no specific obligation to provide a certain type of content on set periods of time or with a set limit of words or to continue to provide stories; or literally any other obligation. no one can police my actions and choices up until i’ve posted a story and i can’t police anyone’s actions or choices after i’ve posted it. and that’s the beauty of fandom for me - we’re all here bc we want to and bc it makes us happy, with no expectations or obligations

ending this with an essay seems only suitable sdfghjkd thank you my egg for giving me the opportunity to talk abt myself in such length 😌💜

#ask #snowonebutyou #ask game #i don’t even know if i did this right sdfghj #but i loved it #btw it’s 6:30pm right now lmao

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if-the-crown-fits-translate-it · 3 years

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Discord pt 43

[Date: 23/02, 04.05 PM - 05.01 PM GMT]

fetch: “oh hey guys I’m not dead or brainwashed from last night lol”

fetch: “yeah like??? I read back on the muted chat and I legit don’t remember that happening

all I did yesterday was nap and play bugsnax”

jaynoblade: “fetch... you made a tumblr post about it

give me a second, i’ll show you”

fetch: “no CROWN made a post from my account. I was it already”

jaynoblade: “oh... that explains the red”

boo: “pardon, crown has access to your account?”

fetch: “I saw that I also sent baron an ask but I don’t remember that either

look I don’t know if he does or not

I mean he obviously did for I thin a little bit? maybe I should change my password”

jaynoblade: “that might be a good idea”

fetch: “if it makes yall feel any better mona is off work today and last night she said she'd be keeping an eye on me

I get yall were worried about me but take it easy on her she literally could not leave her job lmao

I dont think Walmart is gonna take "my friend is about to get brainwashed by an enderman thing" as an emergency leave excyse”

fetch: “And yeah just. be careful calling her king, that sounds way too close to a court member. if you're gonna refer to her like that, spell it like k1ng”

fetch: “so like! i'm not dead that's good! :]

i don't know what weird game crown was playing with me last night”

jaynoblade: “crown's always playing games with all of us, so an extra one comes at no surprise”

fetch: “man I was having such a good time jamming to tunes too

server admins work hard but groovy bot works even harder/j”

fetch: “anyway sorry if yall saw my half-asleep ramblings in the doc, I'm trying to form some sort of chronological order of events”

jaynoblade: “that's valid! sometimes it's hard to remember things”

fetch: “anyway i. i had a little bit of a thought yesterday. yknow before the whole delerious screaming because of a music box song thing. but its a pretty far stretch so I don't know if it'll help if I toss this into the ring”

jaynoblade: “oh?”

fetch: “i was thinking. the dreamsmp loves their greek myths right? the whole theseus thing, pandoras vault, etc etc right. i think crown and this court is sort of like the hydra”

fetch: “i fell out of control (a head gets cut off) and chat and page are still up there (two grow back in its place)"

fetch: “ what if we try to release someone else from control, but that just gets more people hurt"

[boo: “we gotta burn the cut head yeah?" ]

boo: “ that's how the hydra was defeated"

fetch: “i always thought he pierced the heart? killed the whole beast rather than just one head

thats where I was going with this metaphor anyway

that crown is the heart of the hydra”

boo: “ huh you're right, i just thought that lessening the heads would help w getting to the heart"

jaynoblade: “he burned each of the heads until it was reduced to one, and then either stabbed it in the heart or cut off the final head (which was immortal, and which killed the body) and buried it under a rock. myths don't agree"

boo: “yeah"

jaynoblade: “but yeah, lessening the heads would definitely help with getting to the heart”

fetch: “oh ok"

jaynoblade: “ or the final head, whichever version"

boo: “i don't know how we'd burn it though”

fetch: “maybe something to do with the crowns?"

jaynoblade: “ i don't know either

hmmm maybe”

fetch: “crown is very insistent that they keep their circlets on

odd that I didn't have mine- er, knight's when I woke up in the woods”

jaynoblade: “ ....so do you think that you took it off, and that's why you woke up?"

Denora: “Hmmmm, maybe it got snagged on a branch? It might've been unintentional...”

fetch: “if it's really that simple, I think prince would have done it already. you remember that whole "doesn't want to be in the family" thing at the start of all this?"

disks and the color red |Stars: “maybe someone took it off for you"

fetch: “I dont know. on one hand, crown seems very confused that i got free. on the other, I don't think he'd be so careless with something so important.

i dont think they just "come off"

regardless, im also worried for maxwell. he's still just as under crowns control as is was. only difference is he hasn't come around

and the fact that he did it because i got taken.”

jaynoblade: “he did, once. it was only for a few minutes, but we had him back

and then he was gone again"

fetch: “...so he's still in there

its not too late

that. makes me feel a little better.

look maxwell may have been a bit of a prick who kept antagonizing crown even after we asked him to stop but he was still one of us and he shouldn't be working with crown. the last thing maxwell would want is to give the "pissbaby" (his words not mine) more power"

jaynoblade: “not sure about the other court members, but.... they've been there for much longer, and we haven't had as long with them”

fetch: “there might be time to save the other court members too. even prince. baron seems the least of concern for now since he's went to crown and actually confronted him multiple times now with seemingly no consequence.

and when I say confront I really mean its like 2 or 3 times not he's said that he was gonna ask crown something”

jaynoblade: “yeah definitely

but then again.... crown’s had him even longer than prince”

fetch: “despite that he seems pretty low on the food chain...”

jaynoblade: “he really does, and there’s probably a reason for that

maybe he’s overall harder to control or something like that”

fetch: “probably

maybe he's the "you're not my real dad you can't tell me what to do" type”

fetch: “or maybe. hm.

maybe he's leaving baron alone to make prince happy

they are best friends after all”

jaynoblade: “....that could be completely possible”

fetch: “if prince sees crown hurting baron that would be a mega fuck up on crowns part”

fetch: because they're loyal to crown but childhood friendships run deep

boo: or maybe baron's just not that big of a risk

fetch: yeah maybe that too

also during my reading back I saw what jayyy and a couple others were planning. not a fuckin fan at all if you ask me”

fetch: “trying to "summon" crown or sacrifice yourself for him is in no way shape or form a good idea

just because I broke control doesn't mean everybody can”

fetch: “and if you just flat out say "if I get yoinked feel free to use me for information" then thats just? not going to make crown take you if he knows you're gonna do that?

or at the very least he's gonna keep you in the dark

he isn't stupid. he knows where information is supposed to be.”

fetch: “and- let me reiterate- getting taken is NOT FUN. it isn't something you can just make weekend plans for and act like you or anyone else won't be affected once you're done with your little "experiments"”

[People continue to discuss how fetch might have gotten free and to k1ng’s house for a few minutes more.]

#on:discord #by:fetch #if the crown fits

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incarnateirony · 4 years

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DM Questions, Round 3.

So yet another list of questions I’ve received in DM that, though anonymously (until the person decides to say it was them), I’m posting for the class because these questions may be bumping around other people’s heads and these answers may help other people too, as the other answer lists seem to be doing. And also to further encourage IT IS OKAY TO DM ME AND ASK THINGS, it doesn’t make anyone stupid or anything, it’s a VERY DIFFERENT THOUGHT PROCESS to try to digest.

Who or what is Death? I kind of had the idea of everything having an opposing/flip side so God/Amara, Adam/Eve, Heaven/Hell, Purgatory/The Empty and had put The Shadow/Death together and it just led to who or what is Death? Life/Death. You’ll notice something though: beyond maybe Adam and Eve, these aren’t necessarily true dualities. God is Light (or stolen Light), Amara is the Absence of Light, because Darkness isn’t a thing, it’s a nonthing. Heaven is supposedly union with God (be that Chuck or understanding man as the true god), hell is the absence of God. Life is the time we know in our bodies on earth, Death is the absence of that. These are non-things humans take as dualities: but again, Absence. Just like the soul as the true good: “What Jack did isn’t evil, it was the absence of good.” We do not take “Has a Soul” and “Soulless” as true dualities.

If you read the corpus hermeticum, you can actually read about the art of man becoming Deathless--and will recognize some of the base dialogue/concept of Jack talking to the subconscious serpent in the garden (eg, who art thou), but the simple point is, it takes thinking outside of the box of life (and life, in SPN, is literally illustrated as Chuck’s playground) to understand the limitlessness of Death. Life is just a small box in which we adventure, but everything beyond that is technically in “Death.” Death is an infinite vessel, because Death is all the things Life is not in its limited definitions.

For example, technically the Shadow exists within Death, despite being in the Empty. Why? Because it is not in Life. It births the soul into the idea of Life, but itself exists outside of Life. Ergo, the shadow exists in death, an infinite vessel. This can be hard to wrap around when there’s avatars, but I mean, like Amara: Amara is The Darkness. Ok. It’s nighttime. The sun has gone down so it isn’t putting out light (beyond what the moon reflects (teehee [x] )or unnatural lights provide.) In your home, turn off all your lights. Is the darkness something that exists, or is it something that just doesn’t exist (light) in that space?

These are the kind of embodied elements they are having run around on our screen right now. Death is everything Chuck’s world is not. Which is also why it tries to be what escorts you into the mental realms once your time in Chuck’s world passes. Once the reaper comes and your clock stops ticking in Chuck’s Swiss Watch. It is your Absence in the sandbox of Life, and something Life Itself was built on top of. To put it simply, Death is the shadow of the world if you will.

With regards to those different places: Heaven = humans with pure souls after death Hell = humans with twisted souls after death Purgatory = monsters (soulless or not?) after death The Empty = Angels/\demons +no souls)after death? That's the long and short of it, yes. Though I think ultimately the point will be disbanding most of these in the end.

So if Cas has a soul why did he go to the Empty? But Jack when he died first time round didn't? Even though the Shadow thought he should have, and then when soulless Jack died he did go there? Same reason the Empty came for Jack to begin with, it considered that made of grace its' own. Even if he had a soul. Now keep in mind I also delineate the hard divide of soul and grace. They are... very different and yet not. I speak of energy in transfer often, be it AC/DC conversion or-- well, I talk of Sun (Soul) and Moon (Mind/Grace) a lot. The moon reflects the light of the sun, the sun is the true light but the moon is a necessary part to maintain life on earth. Now at some point we may propose that there was a conversion (eg, Sacrifice, "When you die and your soul comes to heaven"), but in the back and forth that is Castiel, he's been riding a very fine line about what is what. The Mind, or in our case Grace, is still born FROM light of the souls in creation that it reflects, but at some point Castiel did end up in a very unique condition. Consider it a form of proto-soul, a shadow--*drumroll* that has not had a chance to take its complete journey yet, one that while Metatron spoke he would have, could not yet dream or experience the same way, and still ends up under the weight of the Mind or Grace that was his original form. This is a different construct than, say, being an actual Nephilim as a mixture of the two or embodiment of the Occultum. I will play a game though. If Castiel, hmmmm. I don't know. I'll play fun. Let's sayyyy the Empty comes for Cas in 15.18 like we're all talking about. And thennnnn somewhere amidst Dean taking a hit for Cas (as it looks like will happen) Castiel GATHERS THOSE LAST SPARKS OF GRACE and LOBS IT ALL INTO THE SHADOW to protect Dean, right? That grace is still really only valid within the universe, but with the Shadow entering the universe and soaking it, if the Shadow is the progenator of the human soul, what do you think happens at this point? After all, the soul dreams the world, and births the mind and the body (of self and the universe both), right? So Cas just threw his entire mind, in this TOTALLY PRESUMPTUOUS AND MADE UP idea, into the proto-soul-- what do we imagine happens at this point? And because I'm TOTES MCGOATS being TOTALLY HYPOTHETICAL here, I'm just pitching that as a far more... hm, violently visual version of a more subdermal kind of transit going back and forth over the course of our show here. The Mind never truly ceases to exist, even if the power it manifests is only as valuable as the world it is thought of in. On the other hand, the soul is beyond that even still, and can go in and out past these walls, maintaining its form. But a Lesser Mind does not itself have place within the group mind made by Higher Being like souls, ergo, yeeted out into the empty where it floats like a lost part. Does that clarify the idea at all?

Did Cas have a soul before Dean? No. Even in season 6 he confirmed he had no soul. The quote about him receiving a soul happens at the end of season 8, in episode Sacrifice.

If so is this the crack is his chassis which has ultimately caused him to be reset time and again? Unclear what causes that. Maybe Naomi was just being a bitch, IDK.

If he didn't, and it is the Profound Bond that has caused his soul what is the crack in his chassis? Because it seems clear he has never been like other Angels. The Profound Bond at least deeply antagonized any rebelliousness he may have had. It's something Ishim talked about--why they're supposed to stay away from humans. Not because angels are a danger to them, but because humans are a danger to angels, and if you check out the Soul Meta I recently reblogged I have some verrrry long hypothesis about this. (x)

Did Chuck give the orders to reset him, and did Angels other than Naomi know this was happening? Chuck was absent from the world for thousands of years, and I highly doubt the same guy that forgets Cas is around on the daily left a specific aeon-long order list to do X things to Y random angel. We all love Cas on a story front but in the cosmic scale he's just one of a bazillion rando footsoldiers from the heavenly perspective. Naomi seemed more than well aware though since she was partaking in it. Angels were just doing their best to follow daddy's draft notes before he "went out for a pack of smokes and never came back." (season 11)

I can't remember which post I was reading earlier today, but you will know because it was recent, or at least reblogged by you recently: So Cas as the Empress - who feeds young from her own heart - Jack has been eating Grigori hearts - will Cas' be the last one for Jack to be able to "kill" God - which ultimately sends Cas to the Empty - Cas returning in the finale is them defeating the Empty/Death (God is already defeated) and Cas relinquishing his Grace so he is left with just a Soul and can then reside in Heaven after his death? That last chunk was just word vomit after reading the Empress feeds young from her own heart and my brain just wouldn't shut up. Basically, yes, but I bet you dollars to donuts they are gonna make us shit bricks about it between here and there. Be it say, my totally presumed idea above, or even somewhere during the reclamation attempt in the Empty seeming to disappear--IE, the way the fandom lost their SHIT about Rowena following a similar goddess path before HELLO BOYS!! MY SOUL WENT TO HELL BIG SURPRISE!!! -- everyone just spent a few episodes going bananas along the way and then, PLOT TWIST!!!

#supernatural #spn #meta #my meta #pagan life #souls #death #amaah #grace #chuck #angels #heaven #hell #purgatory #the empty #absence

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Okay so we all know who your top ships are... who are your unpopular ships? Or obscure ships? What characters from what series do you think about often in either good or bad ways? Who is a character that you hate that others love? If you could rewrite a story or part of a book, what would it be and what would you do differently?

Ok I am digging through my brain right now bc if I’m not able to hyperfixate on something then I tend to forget I even liked it. Ok buckle in bc this is gonna be long af. YOU ASKED FOR THIS, REG.

I’m putting a readmore so as not to torture my followers lol

Thinking about Veronica Mars. About Veronica/Logan. Do they have a ship name?? But I love that show and i was THERE for them. They were kind of a surprise ship for me, in that when they got together I was like, wait, WHAT? Like I was totally caught off guard. But there first kiss is, like, sooo romantic to me haha. It’s my fave scene in the show. But Logan is suck a prick sometimes. And they break up like every five minutes. And every season Logan gets accused of murder which of course he ends up not being the murderer. And they get back together eventually and I’m like really? But deep down I am rooting for them lol. I really enjoyed the new season of Veronica Mars that came out last year, actually. The ending made me SO SAD THO.

I also used to watch Supergirl and I thought Kara and Mon-El were adorable. He was very Carswell Thorne-esque, RH, I *think* you would like him. I never watched past season 3(?) though, and he shoots off into space and I never caught up so a few months ago I actually googled what happens and [spoiler] he ends up marrying someone else in the future or something so I was like, ok I’m not investing any more time in this show lol. (Also I had to google Mon-El’s name just now bc i forgot which is a bad look BUT I WAS REALLY RIDE OR DIE FOR THEM FOR A WHILE lol). Also I loved Martian Manhunter in this show, he was my favorite character. But the CGI for him was awful, omg. He had practical makeup at first, they should have just stuck with that.

Speaking of Martian Manhunter, I also used to watch Young Justice and loved Miss Martian/Superboy. Am I basic??? lol oop. But I love basic love stories. Anyway, I thought they were super cute. In season 3 though they’re kind of on the rocks. I haven’t watched season 4. I also loved Artemis/Wally West, but of course that had to end tragically.

Also, let’s talk about Nightcrawler. Allow me to set the scene. Little Kat is 13 and just rediscovered the cartoon she saw a few times as a kid called X-Men: Evolution. And thus, a weird obsession with the German, blue demon boy began. I loved Kurt Wagner. In the cartoon he starts a relationship with Amanda Sefton and I thought they were a-dor-a-ble. She accepted him for who he was, and they had a really nice healthy relationship. A lot of ppl shipped him with Kitty too which i am honestly all for idec I JUST WANT THE BLUE BOI TO BE HAPPY.

Can we talk about A:TLA too??? Like, obviously Zutara, amiright? Power couple. Like, Kataang is.. fine, but its probably my least favorite part about the ending, haha. Also, consider: Tokka. Toph is bae and can get anyone she wants, and she clearly had kind of a crush on Sokka and I think they could have been awesome. It actually kills me that they never say who Lin and Suyin’s father is in LoK. I had a whole theory that it was that kid The Duke from Jet’s band based on like 2 scenes from the series. There’s a tumblr post I made about it somewhere in the ether lol.

I also just remembered Tahnorra (Tahno/Korra) from Legend of Korra. It’s hard for me to explain this one. It’s a weird combination of being hyperfixated on the first season of the show when it came out, and I think I stumbled upon some fic or something???? And I thought Tahno was hot or something??? And FUN FACT, he was voice by Rami Malek BEFORE HE WAS COOL. So like before Rami really got big I knew who he was. He also basically played the Avatar in Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 and I thought that connection was hilarious. It was kind of a problematic crack pairing but there was one author in particular whom i follow to this day hoping she’ll update her Tahnorra fics…. *sigh*

Okay one last ship…. I used to be ride or die for Outlaw Queen in Once Upon a Time (aka Regina/Robin Hood). Like, before TLC, I had a personal tumblr renaissance for that ship alone. My only existing published fanfic is for that ship. Taylor Swift’s 1989 came out that year and I related every dang song to that ship. I loved Regina so much and I just wanted her to be happy. That show is a dumpster fire, though, and spat all over my hopes and dreams. *sigh*

Also, lightning round for obscure pairings I ship and/or never talk about:

Frank Castle/Karen Page (The Punisher) ok this one isnt that obscure but I never talk about it… but the pining, oh god the pining

Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth (GoT) THEIR 5 SECONDS TOGETHER ARE THE ONLY WORTHY PART OF SEASON 8. everything after that never happened

I already listed Roy Mustang/Riza Hawkeye (FMAB) as a top pairing previously but I feel the need to mention it again bc it was for real my OG OTP… LIKE U WANNA TALK ABOUT PINING…. *sobs*

Percy/Annabeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) This used to be my fave book series and i loved how their relationship developed over the course of the books

Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter) ok can we TALK ABOUT THIS??? They were both badass misfits and they were perfect for each other. But noooo JKR has to announce they marry some nobodies…. this is the only change the last movie did right

Midna/Link (Zelda: Twilight Princess) I honestly have no explanation for this lol

Qui-gon Jinn and Shmi (Star Wars) CAN U IMAGINE if anakin had a proper father figure and didnt have to abandon his mother to slavery

Obi-wan/Satine…. (Star Wars: The clone Wars) we know whats up

OK, to answer some of your other questions: character I hate that others love. HMMMM…….

This one seems too easy/obvious but Professor Snape? Like obviously there’s already a ton of discourse surrounding this but he was gross, mistreated his students for years, committed atrocities, couldn’t get over his high school crush, and we’re supposed to believe he’s a hero in the end and HARRY WOULD NAME HIS SON AFTER HIM….. uh no. “Always” is gross.

I’ve literally been wracking my brain for days and I can’t think of any more characters for this. OK I did some googling and I remembered some LOL.

Ross from friends…. I literally can’t stand him. He’s so entitled and just the worst. He tries to act like he’s the nice, sensitive guy, but really he is so full of himself. Joey on the other hand is portrayed as a womanizer but is actually super sweet and I love him

Archie from Riverdale… I have only seen the first 1.5 seasons ish but he is the worst…. we’re supposed to believe he’s some easygoing musically gifted football player but instead he manages to pull off being bland as heck and actually kind of a terrible garbage person

Nick from chilling adventures of Sabrina. I hate characters that are like hitting on the main character even though she has a bf and are like dark and broody and sexy blah blah blah…. I liked Harvey way better. I never finished season 2 tho

Emma Swan from Once Upon a Time? Idk she was fine she just got old after a while

If you could rewrite a story or part of a book, what would it be and what would you do differently?

HM. First, Harry would name his son Remus Rebeus Potter LOL. Ok but real talk there was a headcanon floating around forever ago that Harry should have become a professor at Hogwarts instead of an auror and I am 100% on board

Ok, ok….. what abouuuttt…… OK, is star wars when Han and Leia get together. I like them as a couple, but the entire first half of the movie Han is being such an ass. And when they kiss the first time, he’s being SOOO creepy. It’s like so quintessentially 80s romance. and HERE’S THE THING. They actually filmed (or maybe just wrote?) a version of that scene that WASNT CREEPY. And i’m like WHY DIDNT YOU USE THAT?!? So I like to pretend that’s the version that actually happened.

This part is way harder than the shipping portion. If I think of anything else i’l dm you. I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING THIS NOVEL LENGTH POST OF ME RAMBLING ABOUT MY FIXATIONS OVER THE LAST 10 YEARS. If anyone actually read this far, you deserve a cup of hot chocolate and a blanket

#regolithheart #ask #answered

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journeysintowebcomics · 5 years

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Worm Liveblog #113

UPDATE 113: Takeover

Last time Skitter had reunited with Grue, Heckpuppy and Imp, and a brief fight ensued because they thought she had betrayed them again. Thankfully, the record has been set straight, so now they can talk and decide their course of action. Let’s continue.

So, the first part of this chapter is Skitter explaining what happened, Grue being the only one who seems to be listening without any hesitation. The other two are still full of doubts. Can’t blame them, really. This is also where we find out how the switcheroo happened. The moment the highbeams were turned on, the strong lighting was the cover they used to bring in the fake Skitter. Nobody noticed anything. So yeah, as if everything so far hadn’t indicated it, this is another proof Calvert planned this betrayal carefully. I wonder since when he had been arranging all this – it must have been at least a few days, to give his hired tinker the time to make that swarm box.

Grue nodded slowly. “Looked like you, sounded like you.”

“I don’t know how. Genesis?”

“Didn’t strike me as much of an actor.”

On the other hand, the place was teleported to was Genesis’ territory. Coincidence? Maybe, maybe not. But that’s something to keep in mind.

Apparently Skitter isn’t a hundred percent Calvert was trying to kill her, and although I understand that’s Skitter trying to be cautious, just in case things turn out to be strange and unexpected, there’s really no room for doubt Calvert was trying to kill her. Just because he didn’t have a guaranteed method right away doesn’t mean he wasn’t attempting to get her out of his way. I thought you yourself had said using grenades would lessen the odds he could get away with a convenient explanation for what happened, Skitter, why do you think a bomb would be any better?

I agree that Calvert hadn’t planned for Skitter to escape and come be framed, he most likely intended the fake Skitter to vanish into the ether. Why else would he have soldiers ready to make them explode, unless he was trying to avoid her coming in contact with them? No, he intended to kill Skitter in that house, and then make things look like she betrayed them and...just vanished with Dinah to parts unknown.

Heckpuppy still doesn’t seem very sure about all this, and judging by her snappy responses, she doesn’t want to talk about it anyway. Even when Skitter tries to convince her to be at the ready in case of betrayal – if she wasn’t convinced by the explanation, I mean – she just refuses to listen for long. She just wants to focus on the present and make her dog bite whoever is responsible for this mess.

Bitch made a low, grunting noise in her throat that fell somewhere between a huff of anger, a belch and a grunt. “The way you acted before, the way that person acted when she shot me and the way you’re acting now, none of it makes sense, and maybe that’s ’cause I’m stupid. But I’m going to handle this my way. Next time someone shoots at me, I kill them. Or I have Bastard eat their hands and feet.”

I mean, it’s not too bad of a response, as long as she makes sure whoever’s shooting isn’t one of the Undersiders! Then she should stop and listen. Thankfully, I doubt any of the Undersiders will be shooting around anytime soon.

“You shouldn’t maim people,” I said.

“Says the person who just emptied a gun clip at us,” Imp said. When Grue and I turned her way, she raised her hands, “Kidding. I’m just kidding.”

...I’m pretty sure it’ll be a couple weeks, at the very least, before Imp decides Skitter was telling the truth.

So, since there isn’t really anything else to be said about the false Skitter and the mess that ensued ten minutes ago, they have to focus on what’s immediately important: rescue Tattletale, Regent, and also Dinah, who undoubtedly still is in Calvert’s clutches. Oh boy, this is going to be difficult. Something like that can easily fill one arc. If it wasn’t because otherwise it’d be a really short chapter, I’d think the chapter is going to end in like three paragraphs.

The big obstacle is that Calvert knows way too much about how their powers work and what they can do, but it’s not an unsurmountable obstacle. Skitter herself proved that by using her wits and information Calvert didn’t have to escape the burning house. What doesn’t he know of everyone, hmm...

...strategies, mostly. You can’t know for sure what your enemy’s strategies are. Those are mutable, can change.

What they decide to do isn’t a strategy, but they did realize Calvert has no way to know how this all turned out. The soldiers retreated, the fake Skitter left. Maybe they can use that to their advantage? Pretend Skitter died, and shunt her into hiding? I mean, I’m pretty certain she won’t be able to approach Calvert in any manner. He’s way too clever and careful, he’ll have a way to know Skitter is nearby.

Just telling Calvert Skitter is dead isn’t going to be enough, and knowing him, the act of destroying the box may have sent a signal of some sort that informed of its destruction. Grue is mulling a few things, asking for information such as what exactly happened, how did the fake Skitter teleport, how much does Calvert know. Hm, this is great! Grue gets to be the one thinking of the plan, instead of Skitter. I know it isn’t the time to be thinking or saying such things, but if he had concerns about Skitter taking over the team, this should help calm them down.

Looks like he got an idea. He’s calling Calvert now, everyone else has to stay silent. As soon as Calvert answers, Grue is already demanding explanations and growling, demanding to know what’s going on and why Skitter attacked them by using Calvert’s technology.

“Grue,” Calvert’s voice was hard, firm, “Slow down. It doesn’t make sense that I’d arrange things that way. Why go through the motions of giving my pet to Skitter, only to… you haven’t fully explained what happened. You said she attacked you? Are you sure?”

“Pretty fucking sure, Coil. She shot Rachel and then turned on me. Imp disarmed her. Then she teleported away using the same device you described to us an hour ago.”

Aha, nice! That seems to fit what I read. I’m not sure if Imp disarmed the fake Skitter, but that’s a minor detail. So far, so good. Gotta make that outrage believable. Calvert expresses some concern for everyone – as if he’s really concerned, the snake – and Grue drops the big bomb: Skitter is dead. Oh, great! Guess they really will make her be in the low down while they think of a good plan to rescue their teammates.

Of course Coil demands proof Skitter really is dead, he wants a photo. Skitter was already getting ready, preparing herself for playing dead.

I shifted position so I lay in the depression that Bastard’s front paws had made in the swarm box. It was a scene I had to stage in seconds, using dragonflies and wasps to carry hairs across my mask, moving my hand so my wrist bent at an awkward angle where the metal folded. The final touch was bringing all the bugs from around the swarm box to carpet me and the floor.

Not a half second after I finished, I heard the digitized camera sound.

...okay, so, um...personally I have never been crushed by a giant dog while I’m fiddling with a box covered with bugs, and I haven’t witnessed such a thing happening in front of me either, but I imagine if Skitter had been slammed against the box by a giant dog, she’d be kind of...

...

...broken. Let’s put it that way. I don’t think that’s going to be very easy to fake. If only they had a little more time to arrange the scene, but then again, if they had taken their sweet time, Calvert would suspect something was wrong. The longer this call came through, the more suspicious it’d be.

I’m not sure if Calvert believed it or not, let’s hope he did. He asks where Dinah is because he has to keep appearances, and Grue brushes that aside because Skitter was the one who cared a lot about Dinah, not him. To make things a bit more troublesome for Calvert, Grue fibs about how light and darkness don’t affect him the same way everyone else is affected, and that’s how he saw Skitter presumably teleporting away with Calvert’s technology.

Calvert says he’ll check how Skitter may have access to the controls, and hangs up, much to Grue’s chagrin. He tries to call again, but is stopped by Skitter. Grue wants to pressure him, give him less time to think by constantly battering him with accusations. That’s much easier when you’re face to face, the problem is that Calvert can hang up whenever he wants instead of listening to Grue. Hmmmm...maybe they can demand a meeting. Make a big show, spit in rage, perhaps make a few threats...make this look authentic.

The only problem I can think of right now is that they don’t have a place to meet Calvert at. I imagine he’ll want to meet them right where everyone is at right now – to see Skitter’s body in person, and he’ll arrive in three seconds flat thanks to the teleportation, no? And they can’t just go to one of Calvert’s lair or the PRT, those being the only other options I imagine could be good for a meeting. If you enter your enemy’s turf, you’re automatically at a disadvantage.

...let��s just hope Calvert won’t want a meeting. Go on, Grue, yell at him through the phone, call again.

I frowned. I was thinking back to the meeting I’d had with the school, when my dad had been with me and we’d accused the trio of bullying. Both Emma’s dad and the school had played their little power games.

“It’s a tactic,” I said. “He regains control of the situation by being the one who can call back, and it helps establish the idea of him being an authority figure.”

“Damn,” he said. “Sorry. It made sense in my head, but I didn’t think it through, I’m tired. Didn’t sleep last night. I figured it was better to call sooner than later.”

I’ll reiterate for the record: I don’t think Grue was in the wrong on calling him as soon as possible. Either way, I really don’t think Calvert needed to go check anything, since he knows what happened with the fake Skitter. I bet right now he’s sitting wherever he is, using his power to make the two timelines and deciding to use a different argument in each one, increasing the odds everything will go nice and neat in one of the timelines.

Just like Skitter said, Calvert seems to be making himself look like an authority, by calling back. Here we go!

I heard the beep as he switched it to speaker phone. Calvert was already talking. “- have sequestered Regent in my custody, out of concern that he controlled Victor to have the young man hack into my systems.”

Wow. I don’t think keeping one of the Undersiders captive without even talking to the others before doing so is a bright move, but it sure makes him look imposing. Grue has some objections, like for example that they didn’t know about the teleporting technology until an hour ago, and Calvert replies he fears Skitter found out beforehand. Hm...wait, is he preparing everything for keeping Tattletale captive as well? By arguing she was the one who told Skitter about the technology, perhaps? Even if Skitter was really dead and this call was authentic, I’m sure the rest of the Undersiders would be very suspicious if Regent and Tattletale were kept in who knows where and Skitter was dead.

Calvert invites the Undersiders to his headquarters, and Grue demands they meet somewhere else, somewhere open where he can’t set any traps or make things get real bad as soon as they arrive. Skitter’s the one who gives an idea, a closed market at the north of the city. Grue demands Calvert comes only with a small squad of soldiers, Tattletale, and Regent, and hangs up to show Coil it ain’t nice when you do that to someone. Well then! Meeting set. Now what?

“I’ll wait in the wings. In the meantime, we should see if we can get our hands on something that we could have Bastard maul to the point that it looks like my mutilated remains.”

“There a butcher still in service anywhere?” Grue asked.

“We’ll figure something out,” I replied.

Hmmmm...I’m not very sure about that. Calvert saw a photo of Skitter intact and without any blood, if he’s presented with a mutilated facsimile he’s going to ask questions, no? Then again, it’s not like they can just make Skitter play dead in front of Calvert, he’s going to want to find out right then and there if she truly is dead, and I doubt there’s a conveniently similar lookalike dead body nearby to dress as Skitter. Fooling Calvert is going to be real difficult...

Well it won’t be for lack of trying, that’s for sure. They’re trying something. Skitter sacrificed her costume to disguise a mannequin they caked with entrails and blood from a raccoon. Hm. I suppose they’re going to use the dogs as an excuse? Like, they were coming with the dead body, but the dogs are dogs and their teeth caused quite the mess? In the meantime, Skitter hides in the grass with a small legion of bugs. Now it’s waiting time.

Adrenaline kept me awake, despite the fatigue that I was experiencing. It had been an intense few days, an intense few weeks, with minimal chance to rest. My body was probably struggling to heal, and draining what little reserves I had remaining.

Sssssoooo...business as usual. There hasn’t been 24 hours of rest in a loooong while. I’m pretty sure it has happened, like, once. It has been sixteen arcs.

Calvert arrives with only four soldiers, and sees the fake dead body right away. He seems to be convinced, not even trying to get one of the soldiers to take a look. Alright, maybe pretending it was torn apart was a good idea after all!

...nevermind, the gig is up. The gig didn’t last not even one minute. Well, they tried.

To show he’s the one who has the upper hand here, Calvert summons pretty much everything shady he has. A whole lot of soldiers, the supervillains in his payroll...everyone is here, and there’s dozens of guns pointing at everyone. Skitter is found, and also has many guns trained on her. Whoooops. I had a feeling things would go badly, because this is Calvert and surely he had a plan, but I didn’t think it’d happen this quickly!

So, Regent and Tattletale are locked up, presumably not in the same place Dinah is at. Calvert laments the loss of the Undersiders, as that sets him back in his plans for a while. Really? Well I thought it’d make the plans easier, but if he says so! At least if they die, they can know they were inconvenient for Calvert one last time.

Before Calvert can give the final order, Skitter claims there’s a dead man’s switch. Oh, golly, this is going to be good. Not having any other option, there’ll be a conversation now!

Calvert sighed. “Ah. You are irritating, you know? On more than one occasion, I know, you’ve argued for the sake of the greater good. I’ve viewed the recordings the PRT has of your appearances at major events and I’ve come to know you fairly well. It’s rather hypocritical that you’re now working so hard to fight against the greater good.”

That’s a tad...hypocritical. I cannot believe what he has planned is the greater good. If he was really interested in the greater good, he really would have found another way of fulfilling his goals without keeping Dinah chained to him. Not that there was any doubts at any point he had any motives that weren’t selfish. I don’t know, ever since it was revealed Coil is Calvert I keep thinking back to that interlude with Piggot. I already knew Coil was a nasty piece of work, but boy does that interlude in hindsight color my opinion of him even more.

“Essentially so. If you simply would have died quietly, the Undersiders wouldn’t have been stirred to rebellion, I could have established a peace we haven’t seen since the day Scion arrived and everyone involved here could have walked away happier and healthier. Your friends included.”

“Tattletale excepted,” I responded.

“Tattletale excepted, I admit. Too dangerous to be left unchecked. A shame. Now, you were saying?”

Ah, so he was planning to get rid of Tattletale too. How did he plan to cover up her death? It’s not like she had any betrayal attempts in the past, and although she’s largely a shady person with a shady past, it’s not like the rest don’t know some of that. Hmmm...maybe he planned to get rid of her once the Undersiders were told to leave the city and go settle somewhere else. Once everyone was separated, it’d be much easier to catch her, and since he already proved he can kind of be in a blind spot of Tattletale’s power...yeah, maybe he’d get away with this.

“I arranged a dead man’s switch. Kind of. Unless one of my subordinates receives a message from me every twenty minutes, she’ll mass-send emails to everyone important and even a few unimportant people.”

“Detailing the true nature of Thomas Calvert, I suspect?”

“Yeah.”

“I hate to break it to you, dear Skitter, but this isn’t enough leverage for me to let you walk away.”

I can imagine Calvert feels confident about burying this imaginary dead man’s switch because, well, any email with information like this isn’t going to get taken as gospel right away. Before any important and damaging information gets out to the public, it may be a few days, maybe a few weeks. Plenty of time for Calvert to deal with it. I’m surprised he’ll listen to a couple of requests, though. Guess he doesn’t want the hassle of having to stamp out PR fires. Once again PR gets in the PRT’s way, haha!

First request is to let Dinah go once he’s done with her and his plans. That’s not happening. She’s so dead once he’s done, I’m growing sure of that. Second request is not to bother Dad Hebert, and he says he won’t. That I’m a little more inclined to believe, with Skitter dead he wouldn’t have a reason to hurt her family. Third request is to take care of Heckpuppy’s dogs. Not happening, they’re so dead too, or he’ll let an underling do whatever they want to them. Why’d Calvert agree to take care of the dogs? At this point he’s just humoring Skitter, really.

“You do what you can to stop Jack from doing what he can to end the world. If you have capes at your disposal, you give them some job related to that. To stopping it.”

Alright, that’s reasonable. Although I don’t think he commands Dragon directly or anything, he does have maaaany ties to her thanks to his new position. He can make her focus completely on that, and doing that he’ll have one opponent less. I’m sure given some time Dragon would realize Calvert is a dangerous villain masquerading as the director of the PRT, though, so it’s matter of time before she does something about it.

The last of Skitter’s many demands is to let Tattletale live, and Calvert agrees. Not believing that. Honestly, none of Calvert’s reassurances are to be taken at face value. He already proved to be untrustworthy, his word is worth jack.

Thankfully, Skitter isn’t taking this at face value, she demands to see Tattletale and confirm she’s okay, which he agrees to, making Chariot transport her. Not satisfied at just seeing her, Skitter reasons it could be a fake Tattletale. Hey, if it’s a fake Tattletale then Calvert saw this particular demand coming. He really can be a few steps ahead, haha. But yeah, since he knows how the Undersiders’ code works, any fake Undersider would be able to use it. That’s not going to prove it really is Tattletale – and part of me is wondering if Calvert would manage to replicate Tattletale’s power somehow. I’m curious!

I’m not sure I understand what Skitter is trying to do. She’s trying to get to talk to Tattletale and says something about how if this Tattletale doesn’t know the code, then he can shoot them all. Uh, no, that doesn’t sound right, I’m sure I missed something.

“I could kill your liaison, you realize. She’s a loose end.”

I thought of Charlotte, hoped I wouldn’t regret getting her involved.

Ah, yeah, about that: you may want to never mention this to Charlotte. She’ll never forgive you. She sure didn’t sign up to possibly be a person of interest for Coil.

Skitter mentions how betraying them will make Calvert look a little worse in the eyes of those who work for him, and nobody seems to particularly care about that. Whooops.

“As Skitter knows about my power and ever so kindly revealed the broad strokes of it to everyone in earshot, I suppose there’s no loss in explaining. I tortured one member of the Undersiders for information, in another world, days ago. They revealed that you were plotting to turn on me if I refused to release Dinah. I cannot afford to release her, so my hand was forced.”

“So it’s our fault?” Imp asked.

“Ultimately, yes.”

Oho, now that’s something I didn’t see coming. Alright, let’s take a moment and go one for one to try to narrow this down. So, Skitter is out of the picture because she’d never reveal this to Calvert’s face and she sure would be dead already if she had said a word. Grue...hm. Would Calvert risk Grue taking his power? Unless he had a way of countering Grue’s power, that’s a no. Tattletale...that’s a tad trickier. She’d undoubtedly be able to be subdued, it’s just that I can’t imagine her betraying Skitter’s plans after being Skitter’s main ally even in the hardest times. Heckpuppy is a no, I don’t think she’d say something that’d put everyone else in danger, not even Skitter nowadays – unless she doesn’t realize it’s dangerous. Also, I can imagine her being very defiant even in the face of torture. Regent...knowing what he can do, would Calvert risk being in the same room than him for a while? Risk being controlled, or having his movements played with during a torture session? I don’t think he’s particularly prone to betrayal, since he seems to have some degree of appreciation for everyone despite everything, so even if he doesn’t care for Dinah or Skitter’s plan, I don’t think he’d betray.

That only leaves Imp. Easy to catch and keep restrained as long as you’re aware she’s there, and I really, really doubt she’s interested in saving Dinah. If Calvert threatened to hurt Grue, that’d be another incentive to get her to talk. So yeah, in my opinion, there’s only one option of who’d be the one who was tortured.

Then again, the other possibility is that nobody was tortured and Calvert is just lying about it to make himself look better and try to sow some discord into the Undersiders’ last moments. So yeah, I lean towards thinking Imp was the unfortunate victim, or that he’s lying.

Turns out the fake Skitter is a child soldier instead of a clone, thank goodness. Hey, clones are a perfectly reasonable possibility, given this canon! Anything can happen when all sorts of powers exist.

Calvert has been gathering information to use against Skitter when she betrays, he admits, straight from when they assaulted the PRT offices to get information. During the home invasion where they intimidated the mayor, Trickster had devices that recorded how her power works. So yeah, that pretty much tells the Travelers knew from days ago Skitter, at the very least, was being targeted.

“Why didn’t you drop me on top of a bomb?”

“An unfortunate side effect of Leet’s power. Leet believes it was the proximity to the bomb or the particular signature of the vat of acid that made it so likely to occur, but with my power I observed that it wasn’t merely a chance that the teleportation would fail and your well-trained body double would be caught instead, but a surety. No less than twelve tries with the variables changed slightly. Leet’s power sabotages him, it seems.”

Ah, there really was a reason to not use grenades nor a more certain way of killing Skitter. The author was interfering with Leet’s power, hahaha! But yeah, it had to be this way or else Skitter would 100% survive. Alright, I see.

Skitter keeps insisting she wants to talk to Tattletale, confirm the girl in front of her is really Tattletale, and Calvert keeps refusing. Yeeeah, then that’s not Tattletale. He’s even willing to let the dead man’s switch activate. Welp! Now what? He even tries to say he has no reason to arrange a body double, and Skitter points out that yeah, he sure has! He even admitted Tattletale is a huge threat and he planned to get her out of the way.

Calvert shook his head and touched fingers to his forehead, as if exasperated. “Your underling and Tattletale can live. That’s all I’m willing to offer. You’ll have to take my word on both points”

“Your word is worth nothing,” Bitch spat the words.

Calvert reacted as if he’d been slapped.

He reels because he knows it’s true and didn’t expect somebody to outright say it. See, this is why I don’t think Heckpuppy would cave under torture. Maaaaaybe if the dogs are threatened, I suppose, but yeah.

Apparently Heckpuppy’s rebuttals get under Calvert’s skin, as he orders her to shut up and threatens to get her dogs shot if she keeps going on.

Proving they were right, Calvert orders the real Tattletale to be teleported, and makes her be able to hear and respond to Skitter’s code, gagging her immediately. This still doesn’t prove it’s the real Tattletale, in my opinion. Calvert already said he’s familiar with the Undersiders’ codes, he could train a fake to use them too. But the condition Skitter had is now fulfilled, she has to do the same.

“It’s amusing,” Calvert said, “That you keep asking me for things I was already prepared to do. You wanted me to improve the city, to restore it to a working state. Already planned. And this? Killing Tattletale was never in the cards. I intend to keep her like I do my pet. Her power will be invaluable. Rest assured, I will offer every bit of assistance I can when the end of the world approaches.”

“I suppose it was too much to expect that you’d let her go,” I said.

Ah, so she’s going to be drugged and stashed away for when Calvert needs her. I have the impression having Tattletale’s power to his beck and call will be harder if she’s captive, since she’d need as much information as possible to be accurate, and it seems to me she’d work better if she’s right then and there when she’s needed. But her power really can come useful, that’s for sure.

Since she can’t stall for any longer, Skitter talks about her underling, even mentioning her name. Somewhere else in the city, Charlotte feels very upset and doesn’t know why.

Having obtained the information, Calvert orders them to get shot, and the bullets fly. Grue is hit, the dog is hit, Skitter herself is hit – as if she hadn’t suffered enough injuries and bruises in the last hour and half, she’s going to be so sore during the next crisis – but nobody seems to be dying. When they have a moment to look around, they notice half of the soldiers was holding the other half hostage. Oh, golly! That was unexpected.

The Travelers almost move, Grue tells them to not, and asks someone to remove the bindings from Tattletale.

“Glad to see the stringbean plan worked out in the end,” she said. “Those of you I haven’t been in contact with, please hear me out. I’m paying twice what Calvert is for a year’s salary, and I’m paying it all upfront. Look to the other team captains if you don’t believe me. Fish, Minor, Richards, Meck, I’ve talked to them, and they’ve agreed.”

Ah, so that’s why Skitter was so insistent in making Tattletale speak. She needed to say ‘stringbean’, I suppose. It doesn’t seem like any of the Undersiders is surprised, so this was something they arranged earlier, without the readers being privy to it. Good thing this also wasn’t something whatever Undersider was tortured – if any – talked about. Excellent! Calvert isn’t going to get away with what he just tried to do.

Turns out Tattletale is richer than Calvert is, and by a lot. During the jobs she has managed to get small fortunes every time, without anyone noticing, thanks to her power letting her know what she can get away with, and I suppose it also told her how to do it without Calvert noticing she was slowly getting ridiculously wealthy. Soon she was able to pay the soldiers the amount she mentioned, and when Calvert tries to make a bigger offer, she says he can’t do such a thing. Well, I’m sure given some time he could, but mercenaries don’t work with 60 days receipts.

Seems to me like Tattletale intentionally made Calvert spend a tad too much money buying information from the Dragonslayers. Good! I wonder if that made the difference or not. I don’t remember it being mentioned it had been a terribly exorbitant sum of money. Six million, if I recall correctly. Given the amount of soldiers he has – I always had the impression he had quite the squad – six million isn’t bound to be that much, no?

So yeah, the gist of this all is that Tattletale is the one with the full wallet. They’re safe from the soldiers, but what about the other parahumans? I’m concerned they’ll act soon, even though Grue told them not to.

“Undersiders,” Trickster said. “This goes no further. Call it a stalemate, but we need his assistance.”

You know, if he hadn’t been such a big jerkass I’d feel bad for him, but no. He made sure to say very well how indifferent he was about the Undersiders and actively cooperated to lead to the betrayal. Can’t say I feel bad for him. Noelle, though...for her I do feel bad. What’s going to happen to her if Calvert is defeated and taken away?

Tattletale informs them Calvert has been lying all along, that nothing he can do can help Noelle and that he just wanted someone with a lot of firepower. So he planned to send the Travelers away and keep Noelle? Is she drugged too, perhaps? And what exactly is her power, what’s so important he’d want to keep her around and be equal to all the supervillains he has? And then they tell the Travelers to stop, and join them if they’re tired of wandering around and all.

A long pause stretched out, then Ballistic stepped forward.

“Hey, man,” Trickster said. “No.”

“I’m done. This was a doomed quest from the start,” Ballistic said. He stopped at Grue’s side, turned around to face his teammates.

Ah, Ballistic is here! Are you joining the Undersiders officially? He had mentioned he wanted to stay and work for Calvert, and although that work opportunity is now impossible, maybe he’ll find something to do with the Undersiders. Great. Nobody else from the Travelers defects, though. I had expected Sundancer too – and seems to me Taylor did too – but she didn’t. I guess she’s more attached to the group than Ballistic was.

Genesis doesn’t want to leave the group either.

She was in the form of a girl, but wore a simple mask. “Someone’s got to stay and be a real leader to this team. No. I’m standing by Trickster.”

I’m fairly convinced she’s throwing shade at Trickster. Sucks to be him.

Since it’s pretty clear nobody else is going to join them, the Travelers are taken out of commission by joint effort by Imp and Ballistic, and the rest of the villains are forced to do nothing. Say, I notice there’s no mention of Circus. I suppose Circus left the town.

Tattletale will take over Coil’s operations, spearhead the rebuilding of the city, make a truce with the heroes...overall make things go smoothly. I doubt she’ll position herself as a benevolent ruler or even make the heroes know she’s the big leader, but I imagine she’ll tell them Coil is a threat no more. I’m not sure how she’ll handle this, but hey, if the city is rebuilt, then it’ll be all worth it. He’s so cornered he yells he’ll give a million dollars to whoever shoots any of the Undersiders, and nothing happens. I suppose the double year salary is far more than one million dollars, then.

Apparently this all had been planned since long ago, back when Skitter was still in bad terms with everyone, and Tattletale had done some minor annoyances that piled up and made Calvert more stressed and more likely to screw up. Kind of impressive she managed to do that to a man who can make two timelines. If he really tortured someone then I’m sure the stress made it even worse for the unfortunate victim, then.

“Then send me to the Birdcage and be done with it,” Calvert said.

Does he think the Undersiders will reveal to everybody he’s Coil, and then make the heroes drag him to the Birdcage? It’s not like the Undersiders have any authority to send people to jail. No, something else will happen: Calvert will die.

Say, if Piggot was ineffective because a villain went and stabbed her in the middle of a town hall, where does Calvert rank in the ineffectiveness range by getting killed by villains less than 24 hours after he was hired?

Skitter wants to be the one making the killing shot, she even will use her gun. Slowly, she walks forward, thinking of all the lives she put in danger directly or indirectly. Hmmm...personally I think the moments like the ABB destroying the city don’t fit here, but you do you, Skitter.

“You’re not a killer,” Calvert said.

“No…” I replied. I couldn’t see, so I screwed my eyes closed, felt the moisture of tears threatening to spill forth. I took in a deep breath.

“…But I suppose, in a roundabout way, you made me into one,” I finished. I aimed the gun and fired.

Well then! Here it is. This is the moment where Skitter has crossed the boundary she had refused to cross. Iiiii’m not sure I like this move, for a couple reasons.

So, the first one is that we already have a character who crossed self-imposed boundaries and ended pretty badly. I know it was partly due to Panacea’s personality, but I fear the same thing happening to Skitter. One boundary is crossed, then another, and another, and another. It’d be quite the pity if that happened.

The other reason – and far more important for myself, honestly – is that I’m not sure where Skitter’s development will go now that this happened. Part of the reason why I thought Skitter is an interesting character was that she tried her best to keep a certain modicum of morality, thanks to her self-imposed rules. Now that what may have been the biggest one has been broken, who knows what else will happen. What other self-imposed rules will she break? What other self-imposed rules does she even have? Honestly, I feel Skitter has lost part of what made her an interesting character.

Still, I can see how things led to this point, and how slowly Skitter escalated more and more until she reached the capacity of killing someone, so I can’t say it came out of the blue. So...now what? Where will Skitter’s character development go? I thought she breaking so much she’d kill somebody would be the very end of her character development, but we have reached this point by halfway into Worm.

I fear she’s going to slip more and more into stuff the Taylor Hebert from a few arcs ago would disapprove. There’s still plenty of Worm left...plenty of time for Skitter to do more and more unsavory stuff. I don’t want her turning out that way, I don’t feel that kind of character would work for what the story’s trying to convey. A protagonist that’s villainous cannot be too villainous, as rooting for them would require a degree of justification from the reader. ‘Villain Protagonist may do bad things, but it’s all for X reason!’, and the such. At some point, the weight and consequences of such actions can reach such a point you just can’t root for that protagonist anymore. That’s what I fear may happen with Skitter, now that such a significant boundary has been crossed. I hope my concerns are unfounded, and that this is as bad as it’ll get. I like Skitter a lot, I hope my liking of her won’t fade.

So yeah, Skitter has killed Coil. This arc sure had a lot! It had both Coil’s success, and then his defeat. That was pretty good!

“The Travelers will be pissed. I can’t- we can’t kill them,” I said.

“We won’t. They’ll move on. They have no more reason to stay.”

So, that means the Travelers except Ballistic will now leave the story? Go somewhere else? Hmmmm...well, Ballistic is staying in Brockton Bay, that’s for sure, but what about Noelle? Will she leave alongside everyone else? Or will she stay? Well, what’s for sure is that I don’t think everything related to Noelle is done. This has received so much build-up and focus I think it’s impossible this will stop here.

Now they leave the scene of the crime. Heckpuppy is the one who sits beside Skitter and even holds her hand fiercely. Ah, excellent! There we go, Heckpuppy showing support. She must know this can’t have been easy for Skitter. I appreciate she’s taking the time to do this.

Since they now have taken over the city takeover successfully, the first thing they do is go to Calvert’s underground base – say, where’s Regent? Where did Calvert stash him? Don’t forget about him, guys.

“You okay?” Grue asked.

“More bothered by the fact that I’m not bothered,” I said. I knew how little sense I was making, but I didn’t feel like elaborating.

Hmmm...that’s kind of dangerous. This could be a slippery slope, I don’t want to see Skitter slide down it. At least she still can recognize not feeling anything about what she did – understandable as it is, really – is something to be bothered about, so things aren’t as bad as they could be.

Since Dinah is here in the underground base, I suppose Regent may be as well, and Tattletale does seem to think that. While she goes to get him, Skitter finally gets to talk to Dinah, who says she has been waiting for the moment of her freedom for so very long. Not surprised there, this must have been hell. I wonder if the knowledge there was a chance she’d be rescued was the only thing keeping her sane all this time. Dinah has gone through so much at such a young age, seriously...

“I’m sorry,” I said. “I’m sorry it took so long.”

She shook her head, “I’m the one who’s sorry, you were trying hard and I set you up, so you’d go the way where your friends tried to kill you. I shouldn’t have-“

“Hey, it’s okay. It offered us the best chances in the end, right?”

She bobbed her head in a nod.

I’m so curious how good those chances were. So curious...

Now that things are over and maybe they’ll get an hour or two of respite, they’re planning to go get Skitter and Dinah some medical attention. They all step to the walkway, where they find Regent but Tattletale isn’t with him. Instead she’s hurrying towards the depths of the base, to where Noelle is sealed. Was sealed. The vaults are wide open and broken.

Whooops.

Things may not be pretty. I’m surprised this is the only thing that’s destroyed. If Noelle managed to bend one of the vault door, I’m kind of surprised she didn’t wreck more things along the way. What if...she’s still here in the base? What if she’s going to attack before the chapter ends? I’m worried, this already looks like they’ll need strength to deal with Noelle, and right now Skitter is not in a state to really do much fighting.

Tattletale says Calvert made sure Noelle heard the conversation somehow. So...Noelle must be rather upset Calvert never knew how to help her, and was just stringing the Travelers along. This doesn’t have to be bad for the Undersiders. It depends on what Noelle heard, pretty much, but if she heard from the start, then she should be aware Calvert wasn’t going to help her.

“On a scale of one to ten,” I asked, “Just how bad is this?”

“Let me answer your question with another question,” Tattletale said. “You think we could convince the PRT to turn on the air raid sirens?”

Oh. That bad.

...

Brockton Bay doesn’t ever get a break, does it. Living in that city must be hell.

So that’s the end of the chapter. Doesn’t seem like the arc is ending yet, I wouldn’t be surprised if the next chapter is them starting to deal with the situation and trying to find out if the city will get obliterated again. Too bad talking with the Travelers to find out what’s wrong with Noelle isn’t an option. Either way, this update is getting longer than usual, so may as well end here!

Next time: in two updates

#worm #worm liveblog #webserial #liveblog #webserial liveblog

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hitchell-mope · 5 years

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First film. After the date. Ben’s room. He’s dancing about in a thick towel robe drying his hair. Radios on full blast. Ben’s singing along to bohemian rhapsody loudly. He isn’t noticing Doug standing the doorway looking thoroughly unimpressed

Ben: 🎶I’m just a small boy from a small family save me my life from this monstrosi🎶 AAAAAAAAAAH. Didn’t see you there. Hey.

Doug: I take it the date went well. (He passes Ben’s fish tank) hey goldenrod

Ben: ooh. Can you feed him please. I missed the last one and I don’t want him to die. He’s lasted ten years

Doug (under his breath): that’s because Mrs Potts keeps switching out the dead ones with new one every month

Ben: hm?

Doug: nothing. So how did your date go

Ben: it was amazing

Jay and Carlos’s room. Mal’s still soaked to the bone and her hairs dripping onto the carpet but she’s positively giddy

Mal: I almost died but I didn’t

Evie: why do you incessantly get my hopes up like that?

Carlos: I’m sorry you what

Jay (overprotective mode): I’m gonna kill him

Mal: no wait no no. No. I nearly drowned trying to save him because I thought he drowned.

Back in Ben’s room

Ben: she was trying to save me.

Doug: really?

Jay and Carlos’s room

Mal: yes really. I tried to save him.

Jay: but you can’t swim

Mal: I know

Ben’s room

Ben: the point is she tried to save me even though she couldn’t swim.

Jaylos’s room

Mal: I. I tried being a hero. And it felt good helping someone other then Carlos. Oh also

The kings room

Ben: there’s a chance I came out to her

Doug: how big a chance?

Ben: 100%

Doug: and

Jaylos’s room

Jay: you have a crush on Jane?

Mal: yeah I mean who wouldn’t.

Kings room

Doug: that’s good. But I still think

Ben: I know. I know. But you know how they’d take it. (He starts taking off his robe). Dad would start rabbiting on about propriety and how I have to make a respectable marriage to a princess “lest the sins of the male flesh overcome me” Cogsworth’s words not his. And mom. Oh god that prospect is even worse somehow. I do not want to have the talk with her. Lumiere covered that with me when I was 14.

Doug: I know. I was there

Ben (to Doug) and Mal (to Jay): sometimes I feel like you’re the only one I can talk to about these things

Doug and jay: I’m always gonna be here. I promise

Ben and Mal: thank you.

Ben (snapping out of his self worry): but enough about me. What can I do you for

Jaylos’s room. Evie’s in a bright mint green sixties style dress.

Evie: how do I look

Mal, Jay and Carlos: with your eyes E

Evie: oh ha ha. Seriously though. Do I look contrite and apologetic

Carlos: why?

Evie: because I’m going to find Doug and apologise for not believing him about chad

Jay: if I were you I’d take protective headgear

Carlos: he’s not gonna hurt her. Do you see way he looks at her?

Mal: I’d hit her

Evie: because your a vindictive cruel bitch that’s wearing Ben’s shir...why are you wearing Ben’s shirt?

Mal: relax “mom” it’s a duplicate.

Jay (with a gleam): and?

Carlos: hey Mal. Do I wanna hear what you have to say next?

Mal: probably not.

Carlos: its time for his highnesses walk anyway. Cmon sweetie

(He carries Dude our if the room)

Jay: I don’t think that dogs feet have touched the floor since it started living here

Mal: I know. It’s endearing but at the same time a little creepy.

Evie: awww look at it this way Mal. You have a grandson now and jay has a stepson

Mal: I swear to you. I WILL start complimenting chad.

Evie (getting a deer-in-the-headlights expression): ok I’ll shut up.

Jay: we’re on the details I care about now. Evie get the ice cream. We have a long night ahead of us.

Ben’s room. He’s just noticed Doug’s looking very intently at the ceiling. It’s only then he realises he’s only in underwear and socks

Ben: SHIT. SORRY. I forgot. Sorry.

Doug (still looking at the ceiling): don’t worry. I’m just admiring the dragon nightlight stickers. Do they still work?

Ben (putting a pair of slacks on): I think one still does. It’s nice and eerie and it AHHHH

There’s a crash and a squelch. Doug looks down to see Ben tripped on the pants leg and fell to the ground

Doug: Oh shit. (He helps Ben up) you ok?

Ben: yep nothing wounded. Oh man

Doug: what

Ben: I must have landed on the breakfast burrito I forgot to eat this morning. Ooh it’s still warm.

Doug (slightly sickened): uhhhh

(Ben looks at him innocently)

Ben: yes?

Doug: nothing. Um the reason I came here was because your ex is in my room with the wannabe Casanova

Ben (not knowing that chad essentially ghosted her): aw. Poor Evie.

Doug: well you know he’s a bastard and please get out of those damn pants.

Ben (looking like a sad puppy): hm

Doug: I have this thing. I I have this thing. I am, retentive. I like things to be clean. You are my best friend in fact you are probably the only guy in the school I don’t have a burning hatred for. You are. You’re my best friend. And yeah. You outrank me but I cannot, and I mean I PHYSICALLY cannot have a conversation with you when you have an almost 24 hour old still warm uneaten breakfast burrito stuck to yoUR LEFT ASS CHEEK.

(Ben looks like he’s about to cry but then he bursts into laughter)

Ben: sorry. I forgot

Doug: stop apologising. I. I shouldn’t have yelled. Your the prince. I’m not. You have the authority in this room

Ben: but you’re gonna be my advisor. It’ll be your job to slap me when I’m being an asshole.

Doug: I. I can’t bring myself to slap you

Jaylos’s room

Evie: don’t be crude jay

Jay: that wasn’t crude you wanna hear crude? Then alright. Mal if he looks like what I imagine he looks like under those suits then you need to get out there and d

Evie: develop! An honest emotional connection with him

Mal: yeah jay. You’re my best friend. I respect you. I admire you. But right here, right now. I think I should listen to her.

Evie: HA!

Mal: that said I think you’re wrong E.

Evie: heh?!?!?!?!

Ben’s room

Doug: the love rat and Audrey are gonna be there the entire night. Can I stay here. Please?

Ben: of course (He starts putting in emerald green slacks and a thin mottled purple and black cashmere sweater) as long as you need. I can take the floor

Doug: you realise there’s been a camp bed in your closet since we were ten?

Ben: ok then I can take the camp bed

Jay’s room

Evie: how the hell am I wrong this time

Mal: if Doug actually cares about you then you could rock up in a dress made out of jay’s month old gym socks and he’d forgive you. If he doesn’t. Then. He ain’t worth it.

Evie: ok

(She leaves for Doug’s room)

Doug (helping Ben set up the camp bed) and Mal: I have a confession to make

Jay (who’s digging into a pint of rum and raisin Haagen Dazs) and Ben: yeah

Doug: I may have set you up

Mal: I think Doug set us up

Ben and jay: what.

Doug: Don’t get me wrong. Mal’s awesome and I’m glad you’re happy

Jay’s room

Mal: I’m a villain. Who he knows was sent here to bring down the kingdom

Ben’s room

Doug: I wanted to make sure that Mal was t trying to use you just to get the wand. So I suggested the enchanted lake. If you swam and came back happy. She’s genuine. If you swam and cane back pissed.

Jay’s room

Mal: We’d be sent back to the island

Ben and Jay: Oh

(They both start laughing. Ben drops his side of the camp bed on Doug’s foot)

Jay’s room

Jay: oh ho ho. I like that guy.

Mal: why are you laughing?

Jay: cause it’s what I would do. It’s what Evie would do. It’s what Carlos would do. It’s what you would do. It’s shrewd manipulative underhanded villain thinking

Ben’s room

Doug (feeling the weight of the bed on his foot. High strained voice): so your not mad?

Ben (still laughing): no. You did it to protect me. (He stops laughing and puts his weight on the bed. Still warm and friendly) please don’t do it again though. If you do this again I’m sorry but you won’t be allowed in my room and chad will be my advisor

Doug (in more then a little pain now): I completely understand.

Ben (immmediatly picking up his end of the bed): let me get some ice for that foot

Doug (relieved): thank you.

They set the bed down and Ben goes to his mini fridge

Ben: hey um. Did you by any chance see the uhh

Doug: floor to ceiling autographed poster you have admiral Hawkins?

Ben: yeah?

Doug: would me saying that I did make me be kicked out of here?

Ben: why would it. Then you’d be telling the truth. If you said no and you had seen it then you’d be lying.

Doug: then yes I saw it. It’s pretty hard not to. Personally I think it’s cute you still admire him.

Ben (both relieved and slightly embarrassed): I’ll be getting that ice now

Doug: thank you

Outside Doug and chads room. Evie, still wearing the mint green dress, knocks excitedly not the door. Audrey answers it in a lurid pastel pink summer dress.

Audrey: yes?

Evie: where’s Doug?

Audrey: hmmmm. Don’t know. Don’t care. Now please leave. I’m on a date with my new boyfriend. Seeing as that thing you share a room with stole Ben from me

Evie: hey! Mal may be a bitch but she is not a “that”. And she is far. FAR. More powerful then you. Or have you forgotten what her mother did to yours?

Audrey (rightfully worried): she wouldn’t do anything to me. Ben would never forgive her.

Evie: true. True. But. Jay and I have no such obligation to Ben. And combined. We could bring this whole school down if you mess with any of us. Understood?

Audrey: yes.

Evie: yes what? Cmon. You know the word. P p p prin...?

Audrey: princess?

Evie: go on. Almost there (sickly sweet smile)

Audrey: princess Evie?

Evie: that’s a good mortal.

Audrey: why do you stick up for her. You hate each other

Evie: because she bitchy mean vindictive and dismissive of everything I take a interest in. And she’s the closest thing I have to a sister. She’s family. And she’s allowed to be all that after what I did to her

Audrey: what did you do?

Evie (smiling): none of your concern. But I will tell you how I curried their favour. I stabbed a maniac in the leg to save Carlos three years ago. Now jay won’t let me get hurt and Mal has no choice but to let me be lest she makes Carlos upset. I’m veritably untouchable. Especially against the likes of you

Chad (arriving with two full plastic bottles): they didn’t have grape so I got limeade-oh um move your in my way

(Evie takes a bottle from him whaps him around the head with it then pours their entire contents on him)

Evie: I’m case you’ve forgotten. My name is Evie.

She stalks off in search of Doug

#disney descendants #ben florian #doug son of dopey #mal bertha #bal #evie grimhilde #devie #carlos de vil #jay son of jafar #zendaya!mal #a small bit of #jaylos #audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #chaudrey

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missjackil · 5 years

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My 14x11 Opinion

Damaged Goods

I have so many feelings about this episode!! Its been the hardest one to wait for all season because we were teased all week about this mysterious hug!! I am trash for brohugs, I wont even lie. Any episode that includes a brohug gets bonus points from me!! But what was different about this brohug than others? It was a slip in from behind hug that Sam wasnt expecting. Gentle, and cautious, yet full off angst and despiration.

The scene was set in a way that assured me this episode would be emotional. The library dimly lit while Sam while Sam researches for ways to help Dean. Dean wont even answer the question when Sam asks how hes feeling. Dean just doesnt want to talk about this. He makes it known though that he appreciates the effort Sam has been putting into trying to help, and Sam responds, “of course... always” . He’s not looking for praise or appreciation, its just something he is gonna do. He’s gona help Dean. Thats all. To him its like getting up in the morning and going to the bathroom. It doesnt matter what else is going on in the world, this is what’s gonna happen.now.Deans in trouble. Sam is gonna help.

Dean tells Sam he’s going to go spend time with Mom, Sam is gonna get packed up and go too but Dean wants to go alone. Sam looks hurt. This isnt surprizing. As much as Sam doesnt need to be, as we all know, he still gets insecure with his ploace in Dean’s world and he doesnt like to be left behind for anyone, even Mom. but in the traditional character of Sam Winchester, he isnt going to make a fuss, he’ll swallow it up and let Dean go if he feels he needs it. Dean isnt cold, nor blind to this. He wont tell Sam its a farewell tour, but he needs Sam to know hes loved. So he just comes around behind him and holds Sam’s head to his chest and face, and tells him to take care of himself. As sweet as this was, did Dean really think it wouldnt sound every alarm in Sam’s head? However, this hug will go down in my heart as a classic. One thing I love most about the brohugs, is that J2 deliver a fresh one every time that say their own things. Theyre never cheap, never lacking a message, and always packed with feeling.

Sam was pretty adorable when he tried to tell mom about the hug.I know he said they dont hug unless its literally the end of the world. but how was he really gonna tell him mom that they hug for many reasons, but this one was very different? Im sure she understands that theyre close, but does she even have a clue at how close and co-dependant they are? I dont think so. Sam gives her fair warning, and shes gonna keep an eye on Dean.

Meanwhile, Nick is being a dick, and has a run in with Donna. Now I know many of you all dont like Donna and Jody, mainly for the Wayward crap, but I still like THEM, I just hate that story. I really like this new, tougher Donna that came to be last season in Breakdown. The bubbly silly blonde from The Purge and Hibbing 911 got on my nerves and served no purpose but comic releif. I cant stand those characters. Thats why I dont like Garth, and never liked Ghost Facers, because all they did was assure that the episode wouldnt get very serious.But lets move on.

Mary makes Dean something he loved as a kid, Winchester Surprize. This is the first time we heard of this dish, and I would call “bullshit” on Deans ability to remember something like that from being no older than 4 the last time she made it, had he not mentioned how Dad apparently made it also, but when he and Sam tried, they messed it up and Dad got pissed and tossed it out. Dean laughed about it, but Mom was uncomfortable, and so was I. Im not a John hater as y’all know, so new negative information makes me sad. I guess before John comes back in 2 weeks, Mary will need to know that he changed a lot after she died and wasnt the greatest father to the boys.And to assure us that the reuinion wont be all rainbows and butterflies. There’s gonna be some angst.

Now Im gonna talk about how HOT Dean was while welding. the flipping of the face shield. the sparks flying around his feet, the leather apron.... mmmm Magic Mike moment y’all?? It was a great music montage, something we dont get a lot of. No Time Left For You is a good song, and for any of my readers under 40, that was an 8 track tape Dean was playing.😉 we also see that Michael is still pounding on the door in Deans head. Jensen is really doing a great job of showing us in his expressions and posture that he’s barely holding him in.

Now Sam has looked around the bunker and noticed things missing. Okay... Dean is definitely up to something. Mary waited till Dean was asleep and went to see what he was doing in the shed, she sees he’s built this box with the plan to lock himself in it and be dropped at the bottom of the ocean so Michael cant escape the box once he gets out of Deans head. Mom calls Sam, but he’s already on his way. and during this time Nick kidnaps Mary.

Now, I think Mary was just being stupid for most of this, she had no reason really not to comply with Nick. Theres a time to be tough and a time to just be practical. A big part of being a hero includes not trying to get yourself killed for no good reason. But hey, its ok because your sons are fucking suoer heros and they’ll come save your ass! So Abraxus gets released and reveals Lucifer had him kill Ncks family. This leaves me with wonder. Will Lucifer come find Nick but Nick say no to him now that he knows Lucifer had his family killed? Leaving Luci without a vessel and heading to mess with Sam again? Possibly even Jack? Hmmmm

So Donna shoots Nick in the leg, he’s arrested. Sam goes to talk to him. I didnt like that Dean bitched at Sam for letting Nick go, though Im glad Sam got to tell him why. though he’s feeling guilty about everything that happened now. Im also pretty sure that Dean was telling Sam when people cant be saved, you just walk away, more for himself than anything. So Dean barked, but he didnt stay angry and thats good.

Sam confronts Nick and apologizes for not being able to help him which is so very Sam, but, my boy is getting harder around the edges, he’s really 1000% done with the bull shit. He tells Nick he doesnt feel sorry for him, he feels sorry for the people he killed, HE can burn.

Meanwhle mom confronts Dean and tells him he knows what hes up to... and if he doesnt tell Sam, she will. Im so glad it didnt become some secret between Dean and Mom being kept from Sam. That never ends pretty.

Now, this scene, is my favorite scene so far of the season. Sam just not holding back at how horrible he thinks it was for Dean to plan to kill himself and not tell him. “Not tell me?? ME??” Do you realize how messed up that is? How unfair??” it took me back to when Dean sold his soul for Sam and Sam figured it out. Sam knows first hand how awful being trapped forever with a crazy archangel. You could see it in Sam’s eyes when he said it, he knew what Dean would be up against for eternity. “Do you know how INSANE this is?”

Dean is set in his choice and tells Sam he couldnt tell him because hes the only person who could talk him out of it💖💖and he loves hm for trying to help. Thats a very big statement in this show. So he gives Sam a choice, either he helps him, or he does it alone. Of curse Sam agrees to help. He cant save Dean if he walks away, and he wont let Dean die alone 💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭

Thats gonna kill me all week!! Next weeks trailer looks like a real kick in the balls, but, Im fairly sure the brutality will be over early in the episode because Donatello’s issue is the headliner. Its hard to see Dean freak out when his phone dies when hes in the box, but Im thinking maybe he’s testing it and gets a dose of what being trapped feels like, and maybe that changes his mind. So I dont think the whole episode is going to be super heavy, but we’ll have some good brofeels anyway. In conclusion I loved this episode. It could have used more Sam but Sams parts were all great! So on a scale of Bloodlines to Who We Are, this gets a 9. the heavy brolove got it massive points and more Sam COULD have taken it to a 10. See y’all next week :)

#my opinion #spn 14x11 spoilers #damaged goods

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strawbebehmod · 5 years

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Is there an FMA equivalent of My Immortal? Any fic that's infamously bad in this fandom?

Warning, I’m not going to be able to talk about this topic without talking about obscure, out-there kinks. If you are a minor, you have been warned. Please turn back now. Side note: a lot of what i’m gonna say is about how personally I feel about the content, not the people and for some of it, im just gonna speak in an unbiased way. for a lot of this stuff I’m remaining unbiased cause a lot of this stuff was products of young teens exploring fandom and anime communities for the first time, not necessarily thinking too much about implications of what they were writing, and this stuff is very very very old. Like possibly older than some of you if there’s a minor that is still hanging around reading what i’m writing right now. (You really should stop) Anyways, my point is, I’m not here to pass judgement character wise on the creators of this stuff cause I don’t know them now and didn’t then.

Hmmmm….Ok so this is a tough one.

1.My taste in fanfiction is usually mostly crossovers and really niche aus. Even for my otps I rarely go looking for fanfiction because I know I won’t often find something that interests me. 2. Because the FMA fandom is INCREDIBLY old fandom-wise and has gone through several huge shifts in fan content and perspectives on certain matters, and in some cases, sections of this fandom’s history are just gone. 3. I have not been in the fandom for most of its life time. I started getting into it in highschool, which was after brotherhood first aired, so my knowledge on stuff happening before I got in, is gonna be limited, which is bad cause honestly, 2003-2010 was when the FMA fandom was at its height, from what I’ve been told.

And the thing about fandoms during that time, particularly anime fandoms, is that they were CRAZY man. That was the age of the weeb and where most of the crazy fandom con stories you hear about from old fandoms come from. And the fanfiction community was not much different. This was the time when we had real crack fiction. Not just out of the ordinary stuff, but stories about two guys getting high on helium, riding on a rainbow and marrying an apple together crack fics. There were all sorts of just out there trends, like the “how to care for your so-and-so” which read like instruction manuals if you received a life sized robot of your favs, which looking back at the content of these instruction manuals, some would seem really fucked up given the fandom perception today vs then (some of them have most likely unintended rape jokes, lots of casual mentions of ships that were hella popular then but are considered extremely problematic now, ect), the Kink Memes which would range from vanilla rarepair stuff to “what has been seen can’t be unseen”, Edgelord and poorly written first time fics that inspired troll fics, lots of very poorly written m!preg, vore, and ABO(if you don’t know what that stuff is just use urban dictionary but don’t look up pictures) stuff with extreme oocness to fill the Seme/Uke yaoi tropes; and a..hm…very interesting trend called “zoofic” that did not involve actual animals in any way. Or furries for that matter….but it was definitely…..ya know what, for those who don’t know what it is I think this gif is a good summary of how I feel:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HeOY8QO-COc

Anyways my point is, there is a lot of stuff within the fanfic sphere of FMA that was crazy and out-there that was just accepted for what it was during its time, that there really wasn’t any way for things to rise above the rest as so infamous that it would be remember forever. It doesn’t help that a lot of the archive of fma fiction was completely lost due to nsfw bans on fanfiction and strikethrough on livejournal. And even though fma was a big fandom, it wasn’t one of the big three shonens nor was it sailor moon, so crazy stuff from it didn’t get nearly as much exposure. If there was one at one point, its either been forgotten during the dips and then buried by other content during the revivals or lost all together.

My friend remembers a bad one from the fma 2003 era about a girl dating wrath who becomes a homunculus and god like but she can’t remember the title and given the fact it was on livejournal, it’s probably gone.

As for me the one really bad one I remember reading part was one that was supposed to be parental royed,….but for some inexplicable reason ed was pregnant (m!preg pregnant) and everyone but roy thought he was cursed for it and beat the crap out of him…it was. Something. I can’t remember what its called nor did I get very far into it before noping out, but I remember it was on fanfiction.net if you feel the need to go looking for it.

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Survey #158

nsfw warning, there’s quite a lot of sexual questions in this one.

Where was the very first kiss you had with the last person you kissed? My back porch. Do you have a best friend? If you don't count Sara, no. As a kid, did you ever get in trouble for drawing on the wall? No. What are your #1 priorities in life? My mental health. Have you ever had your mouth washed out with soap as a kid? Been threatened with it, but no. Do you believe in a lot of conspiracies? The only one off the top of my head that I believe may have some credence is the "our world is a simulation" theory. It sounded ridiculous to me before I learned more about it. If you're into this stuff, I totally recommend reading about it, it truly is interesting. I lean more towards that it's false, but. Possible. Being told to eat more is as offensive as being told to eat less? Hm, not sure. I guess it depends on the situation the person is in. Have you ever seen a ghost? I believe so. What emotion are you most likely to hide? Jealousy. Explain why you last ‘had to lie’. Because I knew she'd be mad if I told her the truth, she called me out and I sincerely apologized, told her why I lied, and, as expected, was mad about it. (: Feeling guilty about anything? Not really. Have you ever been through a phase of thinking emo guys were hot? That phase never ended lmao. How old does someone have to be to be officially an ‘adult’ to you? 18. Anything you find gross that no one else does? Probably... but nothing's coming to me. Oh, actually ear gauges. ^ what about attractive? Well I know some people hate most piercings besides ears. Have you ever dated someone that could play an instrument? Well Girt played in high school band, but I doubt he still knows how to play. What makes you nervous? Um everything????? Weirdest picture you’ve ever taken of yourself? Who the hell even knows, but probably those pictures I took with Summer years back. Any bridges near where you live? I mean, no *big* ones. But I mean bridges are everywhere? Do you have a Gameboy? Yeah, old as fuck. What do you do when you feel alone? Most likely talk to Sara. Have you ever traveled by train? No. Do you have a dirty mind? Not especially. Ever had to have someone help you walk before? Yes, after I fainted or when I've been very dizzy. Ever been kicked out of anywhere? No. Do you truly HATE anyone? Not anyone I personally know, but like rapists, abusive people, etc. Most historical/famous landmark/building you’ve been to in your country? No clue. How long does it take you to apply your makeup? It depends on what I'm putting on, but not too long regardless. Favorite flavor for most things? Strawberry or chocolate, depending on what it is. Do you care what people you don’t know think about you? Maybe a bit too much. Ever taken pictures in a photobooth? Who with? Yeah, friends, ex-boyfriend. When was the last time your computer had to be repaired? Now lol. I've been using my sis's old one for months. Do you know how to knit? If so, do you do it often? No. Have you ever flown before? If not, do you ever intend to? Yesss, learned to love it. If I have the window seat. How annoying are your neighbors? The old woman to the left is super nice, according to Mom. Don't know much about the ones to the right, other than my initial judgment is kinda negative just because of how they kept filthy yard sale shit in the front yard for literally months. It's probably very shallow to judge over that, but like. It doesn't make you look very good to keep couches and such sitting out in the elements with the intent for someone to actually buy that. Have you bought anyone their Christmas presents yet? No. What are three of your favorite songs to sing? Hmmm, not sure. Lately I guess "This Is The House That Doubt Built" by AD2R, "High Hopes" by P!ATD, aaaand. I should know this. I sing in the car quite a lot lately. OH maybe "LA Devotee" also by P!ATD, Brendon's just great to sing along with. What is your favorite ride at the fair? Ahhh ferris wheels. But I also love carousels my fat ass will still ride them. Would you ever marry someone who was lower class? I usually delete purely stupid questions, but???? Honestly fuck you if that's a deciding factor??????? Work together to climb out of the lower class, the fuck?????????????? What color is your recliner? We don't have one. Who do you write letters to the most? I don't really write letters, but I've sent Sara a few lovey-dovey notes. Who is a singer that has given you chills? Amy Lee. Do you get carsickness? No. Which style of wedding dress is your favorite? BALLGOWN. What’s a good boy’s name that starts with the same letter as yours? The name that immediately came to mind is Bryson. Name 5 things you don’t believe in. Horoscopes, soulmates, tarot cards/fortune telling, prayer doing absolutely anything, and the fucking outrageous anti-vaxxers. A fucking disease that hasn't been seen in forever came back recently because of their bullshit. Vaccinate your damn kids, for the love of god. If you had all the money you needed and didn’t have to work, what would you do to fill your time? T R A V E L Do you ever get nervous about where your future is headed or are you just going with the flow? Both. Don't know which I lean more towards. Have you ever received a hickey from the last person you kissed? No. Have you ever held hands with the same sex? Yes. What is your mom saved as in your phone? "mama bear." Ever made out in a pool? Maybe very briefly?? I don't remember. Do you change your phone background a lot? Nah. Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something? No. Do you tend to fall for people who don’t return your feelings? History says not usually. Who is someone you aspire to be like? Does anyone?????? Who reads these????????? Not know??????????????????????? Do you believe in fate? No. You make it. What would honestly be the point of living if fate was true? You're just walking through a story instead of writing it. Do you believe that humans are inherently good or evil? I lean more towards mostly good, judging by how we have a natural conscience. What turns you on? VERBALLY EXPRESSING YOU LOVE ME, sarcasm wars, "make me"/that kind of shit, playfighting, do not grab my hips or it's over, neck kisses, lip bites. What is your favorite type of foreplay? Don't play with my boobs or it's also over. Do you believe in the death penalty? For extreme offenses like rape and murder with no sign of guilt or wanting to heal, fuck yes I do. I'm not even sure if you should give them a chance at rehabilitation. Do you use sex toys? By yourself or with a partner, or both? No, but being with a girl now, I would. Have you ever done role-play? Not irl/sexually because FUCKING AWKWARD, but I'm a serious forum meerkat RPer, in other words it's not a silly/playing around thing, but literally writing a story with others. Favorite sex position? If you’re a virgin, which position interests you? Uhhh no clue of the name, but probably where I'm pretty much sitting on his lap with my legs around him. Favorite dessert? Hmmmm probably cake. What quote or mantra do you live by? Mark's "life hard, shouldn't you be too?" because it's the best inspirational innuendo I've ever heard. Where is the craziest place you’ve ever done it? Uh I guess the floor, nothing really notable. Do you judge people for what they wear or how they express themselves? It depends. Definitely not by what they wear. If how you're expressing yourself is harmful to others, yes, I will judge you. What was the best orgasm you’ve ever had? I've never had one. I was right on the verge once, but panicked and stopped because I was actually kinda fearful with how extreme it felt. And my family was home so I was worried about crying out. Do you shave or trim your pubic hair? Trim a bit, yes, but I don't pay much mind to it. Have you ever/would you ever do anal? Nononono noooot into anything going up my ass. Biggest sexual fantasy? Don't really have one. What’s more important- length or width? Why? I'd imagine length because depth, but I've only done one guy, so I wouldn't really know. There are so many dirty questions in this one. What are you known for by your friends and family? The meerkat-obsessed, very reclusive and quiet weird one. What is a dish you are dying to try? Nothing, really. What political affiliation do you associate yourself with? Independent. I'm such a mix. What is the worst experience you’ve ever had with food? Diarrhea to the point of blood AT MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE FOR MY FIRST STAY after I tried a way rarer steak than I enjoy. My stomach is seeeensitive to "different" food. Do you talk dirty during sex? Not very much, I'm shy. My relationship with my siblings: Not real impressive. I'm not as close as I wish I was to any of them. My relationship with my parents: Good. Mom is everything. What I find attractive in girls: I will find good tattoos attractive on. Anyone. ESPECIALLY SLEEVES. Favorite video game series? Silent Hill. Favorite video game hero? Spyro. Duh. I'm getting a small and adorable tat of him some day. Favorite video game villain? Pyramid Head, if you consider him a "villain." Favorite video game boss? Hmmm as far as fighting goes, most likely Avion from SotC. Phalanx is my favorite in general, but getting on it two-three times is so tedious. Least favorite video game boss? I hate the Cenobia fight also in SotC so much. Takes forfuckingever to get its armor off, anyone who's played that game knows the amount of flailing/losing your grip is horrendous, and if it knocks you down once you're most likely fucked. Do you like t-shirts with text on them? Yesyesyes I'm a sucker for geeky graphic tees. Have you ever had foreign candy? I don't believe so. What’s a candy that you absolutely can’t stand? Twizzlers. Is there any piece of technology you want to buy? PS4, drawing tablet, new phone. When is the last time you bled? Now because being a woman is fun. Would you rather use hand soap or hand sanitizer? Soap. Feel cleaner. How many video games do you own? Lots. Have you ever been to a casino? If so, which one(s)? No. Have you ever visited a sex shop? No. Have you ever had a scary encounter with a wild animal? No. What do you normally do while waiting for your food or drink to arrive? Talk to those with me. Describe one of your most emotional farewells. Me and Jason's final talk. How have your tastebuds changed since you were a child? Used to love peas. Hated mashed potatoes. I was crazy about Sprite, now I hate it. I'm sure there's more. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Mom. What was the worst mistake of your life? Letting someone be my whole world. If you were pregnant, would your parents make you keep the baby? Um, no???? I'm an adult??????? I would only keep it if my life wasn't endangered though. And even then I wouldn't wanna be and the child would be put up for adoption. Have you ever donated blood? Yes. Have you ever been to SeaWorld? As a child, yes. Would never go again because it's fucking animal cruelty. Do you like avocados? asdkjfaowj no. Is your Facebook profile private? Yes. Do you remember your locker combinations from high school? I didn't have a locker in high school, but middle school, nope. Who were your best friends in high school? Jason if you count s/os, Hannia, and Girt. Who was your first boyfriend or girlfriend? Aaron was the first with the title. What insects are you afraid of? Get roaches away from me. And beetles. Who was your first best friend (apart from a sibling)? Brianna. What was your favorite thing to do at sleepovers when you were younger? Hm, I dunno. I guess just talk and play together. What time of day were you born? Noon. What is the best hairstyle you've ever had? I like what I have now I tell you hwat. Do you think you look better with dyed hair or natural hair? DYED. Do you think your look better with curly hair or straight hair? Straight. Do you think you look better with bangs or without? Everyone looks better without bangs tbh. Do you think you look better with long hair or short? Short. When you look at your baby pictures, do you recognize yourself? Not always. What is your favorite thing to do in the pool? Swim around. Cacti or seashells? Ohhh that's hard. I think seashells, but if you include all succulents, them. Dreamcatcher or wind chimes? Dreamcatchers. Have you ever taken a picture at the perfect moment? Hmmm maybe? What color(s) eyeshadow do you wear the most? Black is all I wear. Beyonce vs Rihanna? Probably Beyonce? She has a better voice to me, dunno whose songs I like more. What’s your favorite horror movie? Both of the The Blair Witch Project movies. Would you say you have a high sex drive or not so much? I'd say it's pretty average. I've noticed leading up to my period though I'm usually a horny mess. How do you feel about swallowing pills? Doesn't bother me. I do throw my head back if it's a larger one, though. What animal is the scariest in your opinion? Hmmm. Probably the most dangerous animal, surprisingly the hippo. They charge fast and suddenly and those teeth are fatal. Now if I saw a hippo and I was far from it, I wouldn't be too concerned because I believe if you keep your distance they're good, I wouldn't be too scared. Fear on sight though... probably sharks? Quick and so toothy, plus they might mistake you for prey. I'm aware how rare shark attacks are, but I still wouldn't be out in the open with one. Visually scary, giant squids are just a big 'ole nope. A band or an artist you liked when you were younger, but not so much anymore. Ummm... I dunno. Probably something pop. Or country (I know right, surprising). Come with an unpopular opinion. Don't spank your fucking kids. You're teaching them hitting others is sometimes the answer, gg. What’s fake about you? Like extensions, fake nails, botox etc. Nothing. What’s considered cheating in your opinion? As soon as you're flirting in a clearly non-playful way. What about favorite person to stalk on Instagram? Mark, who knew. What’s the cheesiest thing you’ve ever experienced irl? Idk. Something you feared as a kid but don’t anymore? Needles. The first time I understood I was getting my blood drawn, I deadass bolted, screaming and crying, to hug a pillar thing. Multiple people had to help Mom to pull me away from it lmao. Then when it actually happened, I was just asked, "... That's it?" Who was your favorite teacher in high school? Coach Collie. What are five of your favorite stores at the mall? HotTopic, Spencer's, I would love Victoria's Secret if I wasn't a FAT FUCK, and that's... like it. What is the best gift you have ever given someone? I'unno. What is the best gift you have ever received? My dog. Has anyone ever spread lies about you? Jason's ex spread a rumor we had a baby. Even though it was obvious through all of high school I was never pregnant???? Do you have an alarm system on your house? No. Who do you tend to get in fights with the most? Mom, as far as people still in my life. Would you prefer a small, intimate wedding proposal, or a big-scale, over-the-top proposal? The former, definitely. Do you know how to properly eat food with chopsticks? No. Have you ever gotten rid of something you shouldn't have and then really regretted it later? Not really regretted. What's the best pizza place in your town? Domino's is Daddy. Which planet is your favorite, besides earth? Saturn! Have you ever seen a double rainbow? Ye. Did you win any scholarships as a senior in high school? No, I don't believe so. Skeletons or scarecrows? s k e l l y b o y s Do you like candy corn? Omg no. What seasonal candy do you think is gross? ^ What's one social media site that you're not on? Snapchat. What is your favorite wild animal? Meerkats.

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Around For Some More

A Criminal Minds Fan-fiction

Featuring: Aaron Hotchner x Female Reader

Setting: Late Season 12

A/N: This is a followup to New Around Here and Come Around Again

Sorry more fluff than smut this week. Also not proofread, forgive me. xoxo Stu

It had been a full month of sneaking around before you had finally had enough. It was time to meet the kiddo. Now, you just had to make sure Jim was alright with it before you made an idiot of yourself by assuming this was a real relationship. You had worked past the butterflies and teenage shenanigans, but he was ever stoic. You felt he held the world at arm’s length.

“Y/N, your morning girl said you wanted to see me?” Sheriff Thompkins’ steady voice called you out of your daydreaming.

“Thanks for coming, Al, take a seat?” You gestured to the open bench opposite you.

“Is everything alright? Diners have more nighttime complaints from the kids up the road?” Al Thompkins sipped from his travel mug and got down to business.

“The past few weeks I have noticed a dark SUV hanging around my neighborhood. Are any of your guys on surveillance up on the hill?” You asked casually, pushing aside your paperwork to clear the table.

“No, none of mine. It’s a nice area, think maybe someone’s casing the neighborhood for burglaries?”

“I think we would have heard something by now, if they were robbing folks.” You muttered, getting up to grab the fresh pot of regular from behind the counter. You refilled your mug as Al opened his lid for a “top off”.

“Well, I’ll look into it. But, see if you can get a plate for me next time you spot ‘em?” Al shrugged and slid out of the booth. “Thanks for the coffee, Y/N. See you next time.”

“You too, Al. Take care now.” You watched the gray haired man amble out of the glass doors, followed precisely by Jimmy, his eyebrows pinched with concern.

“Everything alright?” His husky voice asked as he slid into the sheriff’s vacant seat.

“What? Oh, Al? Yeah, we’ve had a weird vehicle in the neighborhood lately, he’s an old family friend,” You explained. “He’s just checking it out, nothing to worry about for now. So? How’s it going?”

He nearly smiled, but his eyes watched you intently. Jim Spivey never seemed to miss a change in your mood. He leaned across the table for the greeting he missed with his question. You relaxed with the scruff brushing against your cheek in the rushed kiss. “Good, but, uh, how do you feel about a different sort of date night this weekend?”

Jack Hotchner was bored. His friends were all going to see Wonder Women this weekend and here he was waiting around for his dad to finish dinner so he could set the table. Weekends were not made for boring adult things, but no one seemed to get that. Not his dad who was acting strangely the past few weeks, not the brusque US Marshals always following him around and certainly not his new teachers who assigned another project over their days off.

Jack had read the chapters in his history book and found additional sources online before lunch. His outline for his presentation was already written and the poster board purchased by three o’clock. So now he was moping in the living room playing video games, again. He missed Aunt Jessica and all his friends in Virginia. He missed home.

Aaron had been cleaning the house all day. He gave Jack his room and laundry detail, but that was only after his homework was under control. Now that it was Jack and Dad time all the time, the novelty was wearing off. Hotch missed having an excuse to hire out the cleaning details, but every extra person in their lives became a potential target, a threat. Y/N had passed every test and still the bodyguards were giving Hotch grief for getting involved with a civilian. He knew they were paranoid, they were paid to be paranoid. He trusted his instincts and his training. Y/N was no mole, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t in danger.

He check the clock on the front of the microwave, a green glowing 6:13 met his eye. He needed to finish dinner prep and change before Y/N arrived. He used his short range walkie to touch base with the perimeter agents. All clear at the Spivey house, Hotch tucked the device in the top drawer beside the stove top.

The boy looked nothing like his father, even their dark eyes held differed in hue and pools of sorrow. He was gorgeous, all boyish roundness still in tact. His complete dismissal of your introduction reminded you of Jim’s initial confidence about his son and the moodiness of the tween years.

Jim cleared his throat, “Jordan, let’s try that again.”

“It’s nice to meet you, I guess.” The last words barely audible, the young boy stuck his hands in his pockets.

You smiled without teeth, “I can guess the same.” You crossed your arms over your chest and waited him out. Jim smirked to himself at the standoff, you ignored him for the time being. “Listen, Jordan, I get it.”

The complete disbelief on his face was amplified by the dramatic eye roll that followed. “I doubt it, but I’m listening.”

You continued, “You don’t know me, except for the lady that had been dating your dad. And guess what? I don’t know you besides my boyfriend’s grouchy son. So let’s pretend you and I are getting to know each other and your dad can keep to himself.”

“How am I supposed to hang out with a grown up? Like you’re my teacher or something?”

“Hmmmm, not a teacher, I don’t do daily oral usage and seating charts. Who else would you talk to, somebody you weren’t forced to get to know?”

This stumped the kid, he thought for a minute. “Maybe a friend’s mom? But that would mean I liked some part of you already.”

“I’ve got an idea, I’m going to help your dad out, and serve dinner. Because if there is one thing I know, I know how to sweet talk a customer. Can you do that, Jordan? Humor the old waitress for a bit?”

He looked at you like you were crazy, but nodded, slogging off to the waiting dinner table. Jim chuckled below his breath, “He’s not usually this blatantly short with strangers. He is one for giving me the silent treatment though.”

“It’s fine, Jim. I’m not in a rush, he can come around on his own.” You whispered conspiratorially.

“If he’s anything like his old dad, he’ll be smitten by dessert.” Jim leaned down and placed a kiss below your ear, sending tingling throughout your body.

Jack couldn’t keep the rude streak going for long, despite his best efforts. His innate easily-amused self broke through after Y/N had delivered his plate with a saccharine “Let me know if you need anything else, sir.” Aaron kept his own amusement under wraps as only a trained professional could. Y/N was determined to crack Jack’s shell and she did just that. Eventually, she had him eating out of her palm by the end of the meal. She was something alright.

Thinking back on when he started frequenting her diner, Hotch was a lost cause from the start. Sure, the proximity to campus and cheap sustenance were crucial, but once he saw Y/N, he kept the routine until it became habit. Seeing her had now snowballed to necessity. How had he fallen so fast? Then a knowing smile flashed through his mind, Haley’s knowing grin reminded him, he always fell this quick. It had just been so long since he let himself.

The thought had tightened his chest, he exhaled slowly as he watched Y/N ruffle Jack’s hair playfully. “Alright, buddy, I’ll tell you what,” Aaron posed as he started clearing the table. “If you help clean up the kitchen, I’ll take you to the show tomorrow?”

“Can Riley come?” Jack looked nearly conniving.

“If its okay with his mom, I think we can swing an extra ticket.” Hotch caved. The growing boy hopped from his seat, narrowly knocking his chair to the ground.

“Now that’s what I call incentive, Jim.” Y/N laughed at his son’s rush.

After a few hours of board games and the first Christopher Reeves’ Superman film, Jordan headed up to his room for the night. Slowly you retreated to Jim’s bedroom, careful not to make a big deal about staying over. Together you comfortably watched a streaming series on his large bed. Jim’s hands were reluctant to move from your thigh or the side of your face. His kisses were deep, savoring you. His breathing was steady, but something had shifted between you, suddenly you felt more exposed than you had ever before. The heat crept up your neck, pulling your cheeks into a shy smile. Eye contact became painful once Jim pulled back to check on you.

“Y/N, what is it?” His voice was tender, as his arms encased you against his firm chest. Your palms fell over his racing heart and that stuttering rhythm gave you the courage to hope he had felt it too. Peeking through your eyelashes into his endless irises, you knew, it was all reciprocated. This was real. Instantly reality was being rewritten between you, each motion tethering you to him and he to you.

The kisses were just as deep, but grew in desperation. In a whirlwind of teeth and tongues, Jim removed both of your clothing. It was overwhelming, as if the feelings multiplied the sensations. His strong hands worked down your torso, his beard brushing over your goose-bumped flesh. You didn’t want him so far away, not tonight. You slid below him, forcing his mouth to yours again.

“Please, Jimmy, I, hm, need to see you tonight?” You asked, self-consciously. His thumb rubbed your cheekbone, but he nodded, nuzzling your nose. You melted into him, the butterflies unsettled in your belly. He slid between your thighs, never losing contact with you. He deftly held eye contact as he inched within you. Your walls held him close, the adoration passing unspoken through heavy gazes. It wasn’t rushed or needy, but slow and purposeful. Each sigh a declaration, every kiss a promise.

The tears slid out of your eyes as he unabashedly said, “God, I love you, you know that?” His strong body balancing his weight on his arms, driving into you as your happiness flowed out into every corner of the night.

@hgal @rousethemouse

The final installment Around for Good

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