I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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There's more to praising than just "Good girl":
"I wish you could see how pretty you look right now"
"You deserve this"
"I know you can do better than that. Come on, my love. There we go, good girl"
"I'Il always come back to you*
"You're taking me so well"
"Look at you, doing so well for me"
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I love the act of passing around a sub.
Like breaking bread, a few friends breaking in a slut together. Standing in the kitchen, facefucking a girl. Pull her hair and push her head onto the next cock. I’m hard, who needs her next? No competition, no rush. Everybody gets a turn in her throat.
Once she’s got us all worked up, we can walk her into the living room. On all fours, of course. Talk about how good her ass and pussy look, sticking up into the air like that. Which hole are you going to cum in? We don’t need to choose.
Push her face into the couch, push your cock into her pussy. Grab her hips and fuck her rough. That’s what she’s for. Don’t want to cum yet? Roll her over and spread her legs. Her cunt’s free, who’s next? My turn. Your turn. I’ll be quick. Pour a drink, laugh at her dumb moans.
Cum on her face for the first round. We’ll do sloppy seconds later. Get me hard again, you can suck dick and get fucked at the same time. I’m next. Bring her over here. Sit on my cock, whore. We bounce her up and down, back and forth. Everybody can see her, touch her, hear her, fuck her.
Pick her up, carry her on your shoulder. Spread her thighs. Anybody can smack her ass, shove some fingers in her holes. Who’s going to fuck her next? Doesn’t matter, everyone gets their turn. Put her down there. Spread your ass, slut. You guys should try this hole, it feels good. Push her bum over to your friend. Fuck, that is good. Everybody should try it. Push her to the next guy.
I’m sick of waiting. Her pussy’s free. Her pussy’s tight. Everybody gets a turn, we can take turns at the same time. She’s whining too much, somebody shove their cock in there. I cum inside. I’m done with her. Toss her aside, somebody else will use her. Go ahead, I’ll take a break. She doesn’t get a break.
She did good, didn’t use the safeword once. I’m impressed. How about another round? Why not? You can go first. She’s not going anywhere.
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here's a really good video i watched abt it months back btw
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