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shysheeperz · 2 years
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obihoe · 2 months
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naruto in that waterfall scene truly was like. the villagers have shunned me all my life and now they love me but its all fake cuz they just love me for what i have done to protect the village i HATE those fuckers, they can shove their autograph requests up their dumb asses and then he is like. well i got the solution. to solve all this hatred. to dissolve it and cure it. i'll just keep trying to become who they want me to be, if i manage to be the person THEY want me to be, they will love me and i'll keep their approval. this is the solution to all my problems ^_^ and then he like, hugs his dark self and it dissolves and the whole thing is done its like sfdfdgdgfs. okay, way to repress ur own feelings and do the exact same thing that youve already Been doing all ur life so far LOL. literally victim-blaming ur own self for what others have put u thru but alright. 👍
#naruto#posts#takes that are news to literally nobody here but yeah ..#its like 'i just have to be strong and be positive ^_^ just like that killer bee guy'#which like yeah cool that killer bee kept his cool all this time and just remained chipper but still.#its not his and neither naruto's fault that he was hated and ostracized all this time. lol#it shouldnt be Their responsibility to just be cool with it. and/or make it better#ANYWAY. this is all obvious but yeah#i also do have to say i kind of like the way killer bee's story of how he grew up was presented. nevertheless#cuz he's just like yo yo yo check out these cool rhymes 😎😎 while everyone throws like tomatoes at him or smth. asfsfdgds#like he just cannot be bothered#even when motoi his friend opens up to him abt hsving tried to murder him (which is like huh?? okay. youre scared#of the eight tails so youre just gonna ATTACK his jinchuuriki? w a silly little kunai as well like okay???)#anyway but his friend tells him he secretly hated him and wanted him gone and he's like whatever man 😎 give me ur fist#we are best bros forever like sfsdsfsfs#its kinda cool i think. like u COULD maybe frame this as 'ppl are going to treat u however they choose but if u just stick to urself#and know who u are. u have worth independent of them. believe in ur own strength cuz youre FUCKING cool and youre YOU#nobody can take that away from u. even if they throw eggs at u' or smth then that would be great!!#but no its framed more as 'well u just have to keep being nice and take it and believe that u can become better#so that they will love u' ... which is :[ like naruto bbygirl fuck those villagers .. u are worthy no matter what they say#ANYWAY. lol#killer bee
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soobnny · 11 months
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classmate au | park jay
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❝ come with me to the canteen, i’ll pay for whatever you want ❞
heeseung | JAY | jake | sunghoon | sunoo | jungwon | ni-ki
honestly, jay usually just keeps to himself
sooooooo campus crush.
someone play message in a bottle by taylor swift
he only goes crazy when he’s with his friends but like tbh i don’t see him going around and socializing in the classroom 😭
he usually waits for his classmates to come to him ykwim
he’s also def a morning person
arrives to school like a whole HOUR before class starts
his parents probably drive him to school and drop him off on the way to work
he’ll just be sitting in his seat in the middle
minding his own business .. doing last minute homework .. on his phone
jay is annoying bc he’s the natural smart type
like he’ll just know random shit
he’s the type to mumble the answers under his breath during oral recitation
TO HELP !!!! TO HELP !!!!
you only have a few memories with the boy and the most prominent is just so silly
you had one of those by-three quiz bee type of activity in school where u had to write ur answers on a small whiteboard and raise them
jay’s group was seated in front of you
and he’d just notice you leaning forward and trying to copy off them bc ur team is hopeless 😭😭😭😭
SO he angles his whiteboard while answering so you can see better
to the point where when the teacher looks back he just shoves it in ur face right away
ur teams laughed so hard
but yah !!!! just a funny memory to remember him by
you don’t realize you live in the same neighborhood until you commute back home together once
insert spider-man meme here
“you also live here?”
“yeah, i do”
so, on the occasion that his parents pick him up from school in their fancy car, he lets you ride with them back home
and when commuting, he always makes sure to guarantee you a seat if that’s like a train or bus
also stands in front of you so strangers can’t be weird and creepy
since then, you always ride with him home whether that’s in their family car or commuting
it’s a silent agreement
and he gets so used to it to the point that he WAITS for you sometimes…
[faints]
you’d be caught up in your club meeting and just see jay hovering outside the classroom???
he’s on his phone, totally unaware of you heading towards his direction
“hey, you done?,” he’ll say, backpack swung behind him as he reaches to take yours
“you didn’t have to wait for me,” you’d reply shyly
“but we always go home together, don’t we? besides, it’s getting late and it’s not safe for you to commute back home at night”
JAYYYYYYY… the man that you are
when he gets comfortable, he starts talking to u in class too
like not just casual conversation
he’d full on sit next to you and gossip
which surprises u bc you’ve never seen him willingly get off his seat to gossip with someone
NOW important thing to note is that your canteen is like three buildings away from your classroom so it’s a long walk
this mf always asks you to come to the canteen with him during free period or when the teacher doesn’t show up to class
“let’s go to the canteen”
“no, it’s tiringgg”
“i’ll get you whatever you want”
“ok let’s go!”
he’s balling 😭😭😭😭
jay just lets you get whatever you want in the canteen
true to his word, he pays for all of it
it’s kind of being his secret tactic to manipulating you to come with him to things
but who’s rly winning??? you get FREE things and u hang out with THE pretty jay
he thinks he wins tho😕😕 bc he likes u and loves spending time with u
so when that “no” forms on ur lips, he knows exactly what to do to force you to come with him
THO u do pay for his food sometimes or the fare for commuting back home bc u feel bad for taking his money
oh jay also gives me the one who offers to have practice over at their house
you are a frequent visitor in his house
his parents know u… the housekeepers… everyone just knows you at this point
you even go to some of their family dinners together when u hang out and his dad suddenly wants to eat out
“bring (name)” PLSSSSSS
they’d be interrogating u and getting to know u and ur family lots
jay’s the one that gets embarrassed and tells them to stop !!!!!!!
sometimes his mom would let him bring food for u in school
“this is (name)’s favorite, right??”
his parents LOVE you
u just become part of their family 😭
to the point that they say “about time” when jay finally asks you to be his girlfriend
“finally!!! she was basically already my daughter anyway!!!” his parents would say
BUT THE QUESTION IS
How does he ask u to be his gf
i have a story for U !!!!!!!!
it’s one of ur school events and u’re one of the people going around taking photos for the paper or so u could post it on the school page
you would stumble upon him during his contest
he would give you a quick smile before going back to Concentration Mode
THEN u kind of get tired walking around the whole campus so u hang by ur room where all ur other classmates with no contests are
AND THERE’S A GUITAR
you don’t know how to play the guitar
you jokingly get it and put it on your lap just as jay walks into the room
his eyes light up and he’s stumbling to sit next to you, asking if you know how to play
you don’t 💔💔💔💔💔
so he teaches you BYE
he helps you learn some basic chords and some strumming patterns
would whisper a few words of praise even at the smallest things that you get right
jay is SOOOOO encouraging that it’s painful
would make so much accidental eye contacts at ur close proximity
anyways this school event lasts a few days
SO at the last day .. during awarding .. he asks if you’re busy and if you could meet him at ur classroom
it’s empty obv bc everyone is at the court for the awarding
HE CONFESSES
Yes just like that. jay confesses to u.
it’s so clear he’s nervous bc of his foot tapping and his fumbling hands and how he can’t make eye contact all of a sudden
ofc u say YES
when you go to upload the photos for the school event .. u find some pictures of u taken by him 🥹
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ugh-yoongi · 1 year
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hiiiii my love, can't wait to torture bee for her birthday (because yoongi hasn't done enough of that). little on the nose, but can i request domestic yoongi celebrating a partner's birthday? i just think he'd be really sweet & thoughtful with it
love u, thank u <3
hello my beloved! thank u for the request. please excuse the tooth-rotting fluff here, but i had to make it extra soft for our resident acts of service king. <3
i hope this helps our collective hobi depression just a tiny bit :')
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yours to keep
pairing: yoongi x gn!reader genre: established relationship au; fluff warnings: domestic soft yoongi. may cause delusions. rating: e for everyone wordcount: 569 listen to: by your side by sade
[the night before, 7:30pm]
Yoongi waits until you’re out of the house.
Friday night, dragged to your favorite restaurant by your group of closest friends. Jimin sent along with Yoongi’s credit card and a mission. Tonight, he’s a turncoat: tasked with making sure you have a good time, but also ensuring you stay out long enough for Yoongi to cross every task off his to-do list. And, as Jimin had appeared at the door to escort you, dressed impeccably as always, nearly glittering beneath the shitty lighting in your kitchen, you’d been none the wiser.
There’d been a sly smirk thrown over his shoulder and the discreet passage of a sleek, black card. A kiss pressed to the corner of your mouth, a promise to see you later, and then silence.
Now he can get to work.
[11:59pm]
“I had no idea thirty would come with so many new aches and pains.”
Yoongi laughs something soft and breathy. Thinks it’s kind of silly that he always reacts to you this way: endlessly endeared, edges permanently eroded. He takes in the sight of you—skin still dewy from your shower, those expensive eye patches you love stuck beneath your tired gaze. Wonders what kind of crossroads deal he must’ve shook on to wind up here.
Twenty-four seconds until midnight. Not that he’s counting, but he wants to get it right. Wants to see the brief glimpse of confusion before your face settles and that brilliant smile shines through. Just enough time to make it to the kitchen and dig through the junk drawer. Enough time to pad back down the hallway and appear in the doorway of the bedroom.
“What’s that?” you ask, and there’s the confusion. The soft knit of your eyebrows, small downturn of your mouth.
Yoongi doesn’t answer. Just places one knee on the bed, lets it dimple under his weight. Pulls the lighter out of his pocket just as the clock strikes midnight and lights the stupid 3 candle he’d also tasked Jimin with. “Happy birthday, baby. Make a wish.”
You close your eyes and blow.
Whatever you wish for, Yoongi hopes it sounds a lot like forever.
[the day of, 9am]
He lets you sleep in.
Busies himself with the fruit tray and the coffee machine. Trims the stems of the flowers, makes sure the water in the vase is cold. Arranges them so they look more purposeful and less thrown-together. Meticulously sticks thirty spiral candles into the cake and wonders how he’s going to light them all before they start melting. Sighs and decides to do it anyway.
And then there’s the sound of feet on hardwood and he turns, his smile involuntary when you come into frame. “Morning, love. Did you sleep well?”
“Mhm. What’re you doing?”
You wrap your arms around him from behind. Place a kiss between his shoulders. Yoongi places a hand over yours and squeezes. Says, “Lighting your birthday candles.”
“That’s a lot of candles,” comes your response, but the warmth in it is palpable. He can feel your smile. “Did you make the cake?”
He nods. Shrieks when you pinch playfully at his waist and call him a traitor.
Thinks he’d do much worse if it made you happy.
[6:45pm]
Yoongi clears the dishes from the table. Stacks them in a pile next to the sink.
Pats his pocket, makes sure it’s still there.
It is.
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melloween-candie · 11 months
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Spicy time [C.G]
Carl Gallagher x Fem Reader
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Requested // Request Rules
"Ok this might be out of timeline but at this point idc😭 could u do a Carl Gallagher x fem!reader and when there having a “spicy time😏” and then they get interrupted by Monica or frank?🤔"
A/n - I hope you like it! I wanted to give it more of the 'forbidden love' kind of feel, but not too much! I'm not the greatest at making lemons/smuts, but I really tried! 💕
Submitted by @nikkicloudie
Warning! Sexual themes, Bad language
Uncensored! MINORS LEAVE! 😤
Word count: I,430
[Lemon/Smut]
Shameless Masterlist
Fandom Masterlists
/"Talking"//Thinking//Muttering-Whispering/
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***Narrator's Pov***
You've known Carl for a very long time, and you'd hate to admit but your 'friendship' isn't really a 'friendship' anymore.
"I know! I know, but he said he wanted to do this tonight..."
"Girl, do you even know what you're saying right now? We're having this big test tomorrow for Mr. Bee's class! You gotta study without distraction, and besides, isn't he like your archnemesis?" Said Dom on the phone.
Dom may have been your best friend however, she doesn't know everything about you. All she thinks is that Carl is an asshole and that he's not good for you. However, she doesn't know the things you two do when no one's watching...
[Flashback]
It started last summer- on a full moon. You were walking home from a convenience store only to stumble upon Carl Gallagher through your alleyway.
It was odd, to say the least. He was holding a bouquet of flowers. All drenched from the early night rain.
***Y/n's Pov***
He must have been out late all night...
"What are you doing out here?"
You didn't even need to say more to realize he was drunk. You didn't want to be a total dick, so you invited him into your bedroom. Of course, you had to sneak him in. You allowed him to dry up, and he told you everything he could. You tried your best to understand.
You didn't plan on keeping him in your room for the rest of the night, however, let's just say things got a little... messy.
[End of flashback]
"Y/n? Hello? Are you even listening?!"
"Huh?!" After that flashback, you couldn't help but blush. You never planned on giving him your 'flower.' However, you would have been lying to yourself if you said you didn't like it.
You two were enemies, and you still are, just not when no one's around...
"Look, Y/n, whatever this dude wants can't be good. I mean, seriously! He wants to get you alone? IN HIS OWN HOUSE!"
You blushed again... "Oh, come on, no, you're just trying to make him sound bad. I mean, seriously, who's to say we're gonna be alone besides, I'm only tutoring him."
"Well yeah! That's how they get you!"
You just smiled, giggling lightly, knowing that your friend actually cares about you.
Time skip!~
***Narrator's Pov***
It was late in the evening when you arrived at the Gallagher's household. You knocked on his door more than three times until he answered.
"WHA- oh. It's you. Sorry, I thought you were... someone else." Said Carl as he drops his bat.
"Uhhh... yeah, well, you asked me if I could tutor you today- remember?"
You were a little shaken at the thought that in a different universe, he might have bashed your head in without even realizing it was you...
You placed your stuff on the small table they had. "Ok, let's get started, shall we-!"
Carl smashed his lips on yours, pushing you back against the wall. His hands roamed all over your body. Your blush intensifies.
"Mmh-" You pushed him off slightly. "Ca-Carl?!"
You push him off your lips, only made him move to your neck.
"hmm"
He didn't even bother giving you a response as he picked you up. You wrapped your legs around him as he bites and licks your neck. Dragging you into his bedroom.
You tried to hold in your moans as so you could continue asking him why he was doing this. Earlier, when he kissed you, he didn't have that alcohol taste in his mouth, so you know he wasn't drunk this time.
He placed you down on the bed, his lips never leaving your skin. His hands found the opening to your shirt and slipped right in. Slowly he felt his way up your stomach all the way to your breast.
"Maah..." You gave a breathy moan as you cocked your head to the left. Giving him more room. He slowly makes his way up to your ear, making sure to kiss every part of your jaw.
The body temperature between you two started to get more heated as he started to grind on you. All you could do was moan cluelessly, questioning why he was doing this. After all, you only did it once.
He then pulls back to sit up. You could tell his crotch was bulging out of his pants as he took off his shirt.
"Carl, wait..." You were a blushing mess at this point. All spread out for him, messing up his sheets. "Why? Why are we doing this? I thought you hated me..."
He leaned in, locking both your arms over your head, as he whispered into your ear. "You ask too many questions." And before you could even say anything, he shoves his tongue into your mouth, passionately fighting for dominance. All you could do was moan.
Without even leaving your lips, he unties your pink preppy dress shirt revealing your perky pink laced bra.
"Tch..." Was all he could mutter out as he forced his hands on your back, making you arch as he unclipped your bra. With that, he forcefully removes your dress shirt altogether, along with your bra, making you entirely top-naked.
Instantly you covered up your breasts in embarrassment. His brow only knitted at the sight as he pulled his pants down, allowing his crotch more breathing room.
His breath was rough as he leans in. Starting off with your neck once again and slowly making his way toward your breasts. And once again, all you could do was moan as you lightly grab onto his hair making a complete mess out of it.
He left so many hickeys all over your neck and chest, but he couldn't take it anymore. He was done fondling your breast and sucking on your nipples. He wanted in.
He shoved off his underwear, revealing his erect cock. As he ripped off your skirt, revealing your matching underwear. He slowly touches up your thighs, guiding his cock to your pink undies. He slowly rubs the tip of his dick onto your covered entrance, smearing all the precum onto your once neatly cleaned underwear.
"Uhh... God dame it- Carl..." You blushed, muttering these words so only he could hear. "Stop teasing me"
He could only smirk at that as he slowly pulled your underwear off your legs, revealing to him your pretty little cunt. One thing's for sure, Carl was never the type to listen to anyone, and with that, he shoves his face onto your cunt. Eating you out. Instantly you arched your back giving off a big moan as he groans into your wet pussy. Then he grabs ahold of your thighs as he tries to dig his tongue deeper into your entrance.
They didn't call him the 'cleaner' back in middle school for nothing.
Then finally, that knot in your stomach was so close to untieing that you couldn't help but lean in closer to his face. Only for Carl to pull away. You whined at this. "Carlll... I was so close."
Yet again, he didn't respond as he just shoved his entire length into you catching you off guard as a huge wave of pleasure hits you causing you to make a huge moan.
"Ahhh..." Your eyes started watering. Your brain becomes more clouded as he pounds his entire length into you...
"More..." You moaned as Carl's only response was his harsh breathing.
And then suddenly, "BANG!" The door to the bedroom burst open.
"What in the world is causing all this racket?!" Frank yelled. He didn't even realize what was going on yet cause he was looking the other way. He seemed like he was looking for something.
You and Carl just looked at him... completely shocked and utterly embarrassed. You grabbed the blanket quickly, trying to cover yourself up whilst still in that position. Carl wouldn't let you leave even though you were trying to wiggle yourself away.
"FRANK, WHAT THE FUCK!" Carl yelled.
"What the-" Frank had his hands up as if he was being held at gunpoint. He then turned around to see the situation... "Oh, come on, Carl!" He said. "You act as if this was the first time I walked in on you."
Carl's face instantly morphed with anger. "THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU WALKED IN ON ME!"
"OKAY, Jezus, sorry." Frank had his head lying somewhat low as he slowly walked out. "At least Ian had the decency to lock the door..." He muttered.
"GET OUT! AND CLOSE THE DOOR!"
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A/n
Omg, I can't believe I finished this within a day... I think this was the fastest Fanfic I ever made. LOL. Anyways I really hope this is what you were looking for. 😊
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For you, baby
Pairings: pre-cult kai anderson x dom female reader
Summary: kai, your boyfriend is a little shy and you're on a mission to find out what he likes, sexually, and you think of something he might enjoy.
Warnings: infidelity, cuckholding, masterbation, swearing, watching others fuck, smut(kind of).
Authors note: I love the thought of sub pre-cult kai, this also just made me think of another plot to write, not my best piece but it will have to do.
(I currently have 6 drafts needing finished, all kai anderson)
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"C'mon baby you've go to like, something" you smirk as the last word leaves your lips
"I don't know", kai huffs out as he plops himself down on your sofa," I haven't really.... explored".
You walk over to him, the dress you wore to date night was mid thigh length and would ride up with everystep you took, all throughout the night kai would watch as the already tight fabric would hug around your ass and thighs, and kai's eyes were glued to your increasing exposed thighs.
Kai practically gasped for air as he saw the bottom of your recent tattoo on the inside of your thigh, the red outline of his name made his heart run a mile a minute. You had gotten the tattoo for him as a surprise but hadn't shown him what it looked like, only what it was, and ever since he heard you whisper that your name was by your most sensitive spot he had been itching to see it himself.
"How do you feel about..." kai's tongue darts across his lips as his eyes cut from your lips, chest, and rising dress. You place your hands on his shoulders and turn your back to him as you sit on his lap.
"...ropes"
You could feel kais breath hitch, your hands held kai's as you dragged his larger hands down your thinly clothed body.
"..u-uhm.." his tongue Swiped again, having you this close to him always made his mind run blank, your head leaning back on his shoulder giving him a lovely view if your neck and cleavage, your fingers intertwined with his as you led his hands further and further down your curves letting him stop and squeeze at whatever he wanted.
"Hmm?"
Kai gulped.
"How about you, watching me..."
You turned your head to look kai in his eyes, " ..fuck someone else infront if you"
You could feel kais body shuffle under yours and watched as his eyes darted around the room and your body. You turn your body around completely, straddling your shy boyfriend as he tries to not look you in the eyes, pressing your hands against his cheeks you lift his head up slowly.
"Do you like that baby?"
"I-... I m-might.. just..."
You kiss his lips, excited to have found a gem your boyfriend tried to hide. Kais eyes scrunched closed as his head dropped to his chest.
"Don't be embarrassed baby, I'll do it if you really want it"
You began placing quick pecks across kai's face trying to cheer him up, what you said was true you'd do anything your boyfriend wanted, especially sexually.
"I.. can we just go to bed"
Kai ĺooks up at you and holds your hands tightly to his chest, you had a feeling he was trying to put on puppy dog eyes to just get this conversation over and done with.
You nodded and got off of kai's lap, his eyes shooting to your exposed underwear, you could see him getting ready to reach out and touch your legs but before he could you pulled down your dress and started walking to your bedroom leaving kai alone and flustered on your couch.
"No action tonight baby"
It had been a week since you discovered your boyfriends sexual interests, and it was all you could think about. Ever since you had started dating kai had been rather vanilla and kept his desires to himself.
You were at work typing away on your computer until someone all too familiar showed up.
"Hey y/n how's it going"
Bruce hicker was a boy from your work who joined 3 months ago, you worked in reception and he worked in business management. Ever since Bruce joined every morning you had been hit on.
One Monday he gave you a rose, on Thursday he got you tea from an extremely expensive cafe you had only ever been to once before in your 4 years of working. Today Bruce had gotten you a coffee from the same cafe aswell as a chocolate pastry.
"Hello, bruce. Having a good morning?" You question accepting the coffee into your hands but leaving the pastry infront of you untouched.
"It's good now that I get to see you" bruce had a wide smile plastered on to his baby face.
Bruce had a few inches more than you height wise, his body, from what you could make out, was muscle hidden under some fat, his hair was short and light brown although he would argue dirty blond and his eyes were Hazel coloured.
"Have a great day bruce" you smile and nod as you turn back to your computer and begin to type again.
"Do you have any plans for tonight"
Bruce looks you in your eyes as he leans against the reception counter and with a wink he continues, "I'm free"
Chuckling lightly to yourself you look back at bruce and see him raise his eyebrow at you along with a lick of his bottom lip and a small laugh.
"Bruce don't you have work to be doing right now"
Bruce leans his forehead against the reception desk and taps his fingers on the counter, he huffs
"Y/n, I've been trying to get you to go out with me for the past 3 months"
You stare blankly at bruce, pretending to not have noticed you gasp and raise your eyebrows," bruce I never realised I'm so sorry"
You had known ever since bruce joined 3 months ago that he had taken a liking to you just by the way he would look at you. Bruce would come down to reception and ask you if you wanted a drink as he was about to head out and get some for the others on his floor you would smile and accept his offer. Bruce would come down as you were packing up to go home and would ask if you wanted to go out for drinks with him and his colleagues later, you would ask who was paying and go.
You did feel bad about stringing him on for a whole three months but it was nice having a hooked puppy willing to do anything you said to get your attention.
You smiled and looked bruce right in his eyes placing your hand right ontop of his which was laid on the reception counter.
"I would love to go out later bruce"
And with that bruce left reception and entered the elevator with the biggest smile you had seen on anyone ever before.
22:09pm
You burst through your apartment door throwing your keys in a saucer by your door. Giggles filled the room as you and Bruce clung to eachother the alcohol in your systems making both your vision blurred.
"W-where are your * hic* glass..es"
Bruce wobbled over to your kitchen as you pointed and laughed at him from behind.
You and Bruce had gone to a bar near work and spent almost two and a half hours drinking and talking, piles upon piles of shot glasses and empty vodka bottles were scattered across your booths table.
Before leaving you and Bruce had both agreed that none of you were as near drunk as you thought you would be after that many drinks, it was until the cold air slapped you in your face that the alcohol bloomed in your system and made you not remeber how you got home.
"W-what the hell is going on y/n"
Kai stood in his underwear stunned at the sight of you, drunk, alone with a drunk stranger who was intact a man.
As soon as you seen kai your body seemed to turn sober, your vision cleared and you could see the horrified look on your boyfriends face.
Rushing over to kai you held your hands up to his mouth making a 'shushing' noise to keep him quiet, in your mind he was screaming his words, in reality he was whispering loudly.
Kai's hands immediately wrapped around your wrists as they began to pull your hands off if his mouth so he could question you even more about this very peculiar situation you were both in.
"I-I'm doing this....f-for you baby"
Kai's eyes snapped open extremely wide, he thought you had forgotten about your conversation from your last date night but he had been wrong.
Before he could try to talk you out of whatever you were planning on doing you spun around, the smell of alcohol pouring off of you, and stumbled over to bruce who was leaning over your sink mouth attached to the cold water faucet chugging the water like his life depended on it.
"H-hey bruce... do you m-mind if my friend watches us..."
Bruce straightened his back and wiped his face of water before turning around to face you, your hands were laid on his chest as you looked up at him.
"Will we be d-doing something...Worth w-watching" bruce smirks and you giggle as you both make your way to the two sofas, you and Bruce sit on one together and almost immediately Bruce's lips attach to your neck, his teeth grazing your skin.
You lock eyes with kai who was standing just a few feet away from you, his mouth hung open and deep breaths leaving his lips.
"Closer" you say out load and both men comply, bruce hastily positioned himself in between your legs and hiked up your thighs, kai slowly made your way over to the sofa opposite from you and Bruce and sat down, his eyes scanning over your naked thighs as his chest quickly moved up and down.
You committed to kai and kept your eyes only on him, bruce didn't seem to notice as his tired eyes were shut.
Slowly, kai pushed his hand into his boxers, shivering as his hands wrapped around his cock releasing some of the tension built up. He watched as bruce raked his hands all over your body, he watched as bruce quickly pulled your dress up and over your head leaving you bare in you underwear.
You wore a blue skimpy matching set just for tonight.
You heard the unzipping of Bruce's trousers but didn't care as kai's whimpers and grunts flowed through your ears, you could tell he was trying to be quiet.
Kai's hand began to move quicker as your panties were dragged down your legs, you grew hot as you seen kai's hand begin to move along himself faster and faster, his cheeks began to turn red and his breaths were short and quick.
He used his precum as lubricant and spread it all over his shaft, a groan left his lips as his hand now moved smoothly against his dick.
"Kai" your breath hitched as you feel bruce push into you the pressure making you arch your back off of the sofa, Bruce's hand shoves your bra out of the way to look at you completely naked, he had been waiting for 3 months for this to happen.
Pushing your thighs apart even wider kai's eyes almost shot out of his head as he released a loud groan at the sight. He could now see your pussy being fucked by a complete stranger, he huffed out in annoyance but refused to stop. Kai could feel his hips begin to rut up into his hand as your hands grabbed at your boobs, your fingers rubbing and pinching at your nipples as your eyes shut in pleasure.
You could tell all three of you were nearing your finishing point, and the thought of kai watching and getting himself off to you being fucked infront of him only made you wetter.
Tiredly, your hands clasp onto the back of Bruce's neck and instruct him to flip over, you now sat perched ontop of bruce, who still had his eyes closed even tighter.
Using your thigh muscles you began to move sliding up his cock and then slamming back down, kai's movements were growing sloppy, his hips were now thrusting up into his hand and his eyes were shut imagining his hand was you, imagining you being used by strangers infront of him.
Kai's tired eyes peaked open for one last look before he came, the sight of the blood red tattoo permanently placed on your thigh pushed him over the top.
He could see the thin out lining of his name on full display.
Throwing his head back against the sofa a loud moan escaped kai's lips but he didn't care, his hair was damp with his own sweat and his skin clammy, his chest heaved with every breath he took, his hand which was still tucked into his underwear was covered in his cum the inside of his underwear was also painted with it.
Hearing kai's exclaims of pleasure urged you to finish, after a few more thrusts your pussy was clenching around bruce enough for him to finally spill himself into his condom. You followed the two boys example and ground your hips down onto bruce one last time the pressure and pleasure finally spilling over making you almost topple onto bruce.
With a firm hand on Bruce's chest you road out your orgasm, your hips still rocking against Bruce's as your body gently cooled down.
You moan and look over at kai, who's head was leaning back staring up at the ceiling.
"D-did you like that...baby"
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i've been going thru everything that i own & mercilessly scrutinizing each n every item like not even a single square of toilet paper from any roll of toilet paper will escape my wrath i feel like jesus (me) at the gates of heaven (my room) during the rapture (right now) judging all of the people (belongings) still on earth (in my possession) and every fucking body is going straight to hell you're all sinners and it's too late to repent now the final trumpet has already sounded woe eternal.
anyways a few years ago my dad gave me this small box of stuff and i never looked thru it until now. what is any of this stuff and why did he give it to me?
a dropper/tincture(?) that's empty except for some white residue. printed label says it's 25i-nBOME & next to that (not visible in the pic) handwritten in black pen is "20 mg". this is the only thing that i know what it is, but somehow it's also the item that confuses me the most. i distinctly remember one summer asking my dad if he had ever done acid, and he said "no never have/never will" & went on this huge rant about how "it's a drug for crazy ppl—just look at your mom & grandma, they used to do acid all the time—explains a lot doesn't it?" i can't imagine any reason why he would have lied to me about that because, at the time that i asked him that, he knew but didn't care that i always had acid & would use it somewhat regularly (like he wasn't saying that to me in a moralizing way, he was just sharing his opinion & halfway joking). also, i've used meth with him before, so ofc he knows i wouldn't gaf even if he was seriously against any psychedelics. so what happened that he had an empty 25i-nBOME container & randomly gave it to me one day then never mentioned it ever? i'll always wonder, but i'll never ask...
the next thing is honestly scary as fuck to me. i have no clue what it could be. idk if y'all can read the words on the the black thing, but it says "BLIMPIE HUMIDIFIER". i googled it & if anything i'm even more confused now. i think maybe it's some kind of thing you're supposed to put in a bag of tobacco to keep it from drying out or something like that? not sure how it's supposed to work tho. and i assume that most ppl probably actually use it for weed, which makes sense bc my dad smokes weed literally 24/7. but what creeps me out about it is there's a crazy smell (idk how to describe it just it's strong & it's not very pleasant but not awful either, maybe like a chemical smell idk) as soon as u open the prescription bottle... and then there's whatever the fuck kind of residue on the sides of the container. looks like honeycomb or beeswax to me. not sure i just have a strong feeling that bees were somehow involved with whatever happened here. i almost wonder if this is a really normal weed thing like some kind of idk dabs or resin or rosin or whatever is the shit that the hardcore weed junkies smoke and if so thats fucked up i cant believe ppl are out here smoking ear wax off of nails with a blowtorch or whatever but that definitely seems like something my dad would do.
the last thing (3) says "LEWHIF" which according to google is like a recreational inhaler basically like apparently you use this to inhale dessert flavored air so i guess this is like what you might use if you want to vape but you can't because you have asthma. i don't really get the appeal but then again i don't have asthma so i guess this one isn't for me to understand...
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galaxae · 6 months
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if youre still doing the ocverse ask game, 3 and 19? 🥺
ougghhh i so totally still am. i'm mainly fixated on my stupid ass video game idea (working title is gods don't bleed but i want to change it bc it doesn't fit as well anymore)
forgive me if this is incoherent, my boyfriend dislocated his knee so i have to care for him, and work has been terrible and burned me out, so i'm definitely leaving some stuff out of my answers :(, but whatever!!
3.) any recurring images/elements?
absolutely yes. lots of imagery of plants and animals, for one. fire vs. ice too, yes i know it's a very commonly used trope but i like playing around with those two things, especially when i get to kinda subvert expectations with them. similarly with light vs. dark. and also colors vs black and white, both in terms of morality and in terms of actual visuals
19.) describe the sillies you think about but that dont go in the story.
in my mind, charity and fabian (the first two playable characters, and close friends) are exes. it's probably not going to be canonized, but it's also not going to be explicitly denied, so...
their first date was incredibly awkward, by the way. fabian was an ignorant rich kid who loved to pry and stick his nose in others' business and not let up until he knew everything about a situation, while charity was freshly in the "my mom and i were homeless, got taken in by a man, and then that man turned out to be very very bad so we had to flee the state and come to this small piece of shit town where no one realizes how privileged they are, and this all sucks, and i don't want to talk about it" mindset. they were also both 14-15 which is the worst age to be. they broke up so fast after this but now they've got a really solid friendship going a few years later, and charity has a different (cooler) partner
also, so many silly bits of dialogue that... i'm not sure they'll go into the game at all, or if they do, whether they'll just be optional bits. but some favorites include (formatted sorta like they would be in my script document):
KIMBERLY: Oh, hey, Fabián, you're in French 2 with me next semester. JAMAL: Wh... what? People actually take French? I thought that was a myth. FABIÁN: Well, I already know Spanish since everyone on my mom's side and, like, half of my dad's side speaks it. So I thought taking Spanish would be way too easy. CHARITY: You stupid son of a bitch. That's exactly why you should take Spanish.
ACE: Holy shit, I just got stung by a bee! FABIÁN: Are you ok??? Ace pulls the stinger out of their face ACE: LOOK! It's still pumping venom! That's so cool! CHARITY: What the fuck is wrong with you? ACE: What's wrong with you? Lookit!
JAMAL: Hey. Kimbie. KIMBERLY: Don't call me that, please. What is it? JAMAL: Spell ICUP. KIMBERLY: "ICUP?" JAMAL: Spell it. KIMBERLY: That's not a real word. Fake words don't have spellings. JAMAL: Can you at least try? KIMBERLY: Oh. Wait. I see. I-K-U-P. JAMAL: ... KIMBERLY: Does that suffice? Jamal looks as though he's about to cry. [Later that same day] JAMAL: Hey, uh, hey Kimbi-- Kimberly. Is it just me, or is your outfit kind of, uh, "updog?" KIMBERLY: What? JAMAL: Your outfit's kind of "updog." KIMBERLY: What does "updog" mean? JAMAL: ........Can you........... rephrase that, please? KIMBERLY: ? No. JAMAL: :/
also, there's a period of time when kimberly is in 9th grade where she gets really intensely into astrology. specifically so that she can Know A Lot About A Thing that other people don't know as much about. she'll see someone doing something, walk up to them and be like "what are you, an aries venus?" and when they don't understand the reference she'll be like "never mind :)" and feel smart. she no longer does this in the game because she realizes that's so cringe. and she has OTHER science to do, dammit!! (like proving the Weird Kid at school is a literal alien)
another fun fact: kimberly (resident genius) and jamal (who does not give a shit about academics) play chess together one time and jamal wins because kimberly is so perplexed by his newbie moves that she doesn't know how to respond to them.
oh... i didnt realize i had this many sillies... cool :)
yall are encouraged to send more asks if you want i love these blorbos
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chococolte · 2 years
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Hello! I really enjoy your work and I would like to ask, if it isn't inconvenient to you in any way, if you would like to share other authors on this platform that you enjoy? I'd be really interested if you read any yandere content on here, since I remember you saying that you dislike the portrayal of them a lot of times. 🤍
thank you!! i only read a few blogs tbh, and not just cus i dislike the portrayal of yanderes a lot of the time nvicnifng i don't really use tumblr to read anymore, esp since i have my blog-- i have this deep-seated fear that whatever i read i'll wind up accidentally copying or it'll influence my own writing in some way, which i don't want to happen i'd rather not get cancelled </3
but below the readmore are blogs i like!!!
@shumidehiro
i just need to talk about her writing for a moment. it's SO fucking good and i just??? she's one of my inspirations and i remember reading one of her posts before i started my new blog, and i remember thinking it was so good and amazing and it was part of the reason i decided to try tumblr again cus like!!!!! it was SO good and it was like the nerves in my brain were alighted I HAD to write something YK?? i need more people to appreciate her writing!!!!!
she only has 2 diluc pieces but i ravaged them like they were my last meal. i don't even like diluc like that but her characterization of him? perfect!!! i love it so much <3 and her descriptions?? her style and prose??? i'm just so lost, it's all so good and amazing <3
ok im done gushing and fangirling, i need to act sane XNIUXBDBF
@yestrday
i need a moment I NEED A MOMENT TO COMPOSE MYSELF... ok, their writing is literally just XNUIBNDBDUIBNXUBDIBFIBGBD
I CANT SPEAK ABOUT IT ENOUGH, their academy au is amazing THEIR HOUSEHUSBAND STUFF IS AMAZING i just i can't say it enough i need to keep saying it until u realize how good it is. their writing itself is impeccable, and the way they write the genshin men?? it's perfect, just my ideal <3
@yandere-romanticaa
ok so i know everyone knows her, but like?? i STILL need to add her and gush about her writing. her writing is so pretty, i just love reading it and it inspires me immediately!!
this specific cyno piece sticks out to me in particular. sometimes i just think about it, the descriptions and prose, and it just makes me want to write!! the line about people surrounding the reader like bees to honey is just?? idk, it's simple but something about it... <333 i remember reading that line for the first time and just being kind of awe-struck by it, i just loved the thought of likening a crowd of people to bees; added with the thought that the reader is as sweet as honey, in this case. just so so nice!! definitely one of my inspirations <3
@sagau-my-beloved
she is doing everything in her power to convert me to venti supremacy, and i have to say for the most part it's working. her stuff on him is so good and her characterization of him just<3 exactly as i like it<3
this venti piece is just?????? i just think about it sometimes... he's just so desperate and lovely and it's exactly how i imagine venti in the sagau!!!!! i never feel like its difficult to read or follow her writing, it's all clear and concise, but also still descriptive. i love it so much i just aaaaahhh!!!!!
@lxttechoco
now how could i not add choco to this list?? i would be doing the world a disservice
i read like everything she posts!! and i love her letters event, i never would of thought of it myself!! its just such a unique idea and i think she executes it so well. i love the idea of different characters taking the letter and opening it too, i'd be too scared to do something like that myself nxuibcbg
the letters are short and sweet, and i just ): i want more people to read her stuff!!!
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I AM STARING SO INTENTLY RN!!!
GOOODDD THIS ISSUE WAS SO INTERESTING. how after the sisters were separated and plumstripe just stared at the wall, i wonder if she’s beginning to regret lashing out like that? or if it could have gone differently? it definitely didn’t seem like she planned to fight beeface, just a spur of the moment sorta deal that was caused by bee edging her on, which in turn was caused by her edging bee on.
also, the redpelt content??? i hadn’t really thought about her in the comic much but oh my god. she’s so gentle. i completely understand how she felt when the fighting happened, just completely freezing up and struggling to process what is happening because it was so sudden, too quick, too different from just a second ago- but i could just be seeing it differently than what was intended, haha. when she was rambling off to cootstorm i was begging for that old lady to comfort her in some way but i completely understand why she didn’t, that’s just not her personality. she’s a realist i think, focused on what has to be done and what has been done. she’s right, redpelt isn’t ready for leadership, and i somewhat doubt she’d ever be if she doesn’t get some kind of help, but it doesn’t seem therapy or anything exists in barrenclan that could help. it makes me wonder why mallowstar chose her as deputy when she wasn’t mentally or emotionally ready for those responsibilities weighing her down? may have found a new fav, oops
also!! cormorantpaw!! said bye first!! it wasn’t started by someone else saying bye, he did it!! he’s enjoying pinepaw’s company!!! probably not to a crush level or maybe not even a friend level, but still!!!!! he’s opening up in his own way!! gradually!!! whatever makes him feel comfortable and he’s not rushing!!!! i love him i hope he gets all of the healing he needs cus i just know this guy needs it. also he and pinepaw r listening x infodump i may have said this already i love them
i also just want to add that i loved the four apprentices doodle at the bottom of i think page 2? also the expressions of bee and plum after mallowstar split them up. ur expressions have always been so good, both here and TDS, and such a good inspiration and they always just add to the moment cus of how clearly u can see how they feel cus of it!!! just!!! yeah!! i never know how to end these haha
I'm glad you liked it eheh!!
Plumstripe definitely wasn't planning to attack Beeface, but her fighting ability insult hit a nerve. Plumstripe considers herself to be the best fighter in the Clan, and she's very proud of that.
I've been neglecting Redpelt too much, I really wanted to get some focus on her. Poor gal. I looked at some videos of cats fighting for reference in this issue; it happens so much faster than anything in Warriors makes it seem, which is true of most fights in general. And Redpelt isn't the kind of take-charge person to instinctively throw herself in the middle of a fight, she's too much of an overthinker. Mallowstar sees a lot of potential in her, and he really wants to help her come out of her shell and show her that she can take charge and use all her smarts and empathy! But Redpelt doesn't believe in herself too much. :( Cootstorm doesn't have a lot of sympathy for her worries, unfortunately.
YES Cormorantpaw saying bye first was really important to me!! It's not much but a little first step is huge for him, especially because the environment he grew up in was emotionally as well as physically dangerous. He had to be on guard a lot. Pinepaw wants to break through his walls, but he's willing to take it at a pace Cormorantpaw is comfortable with, and that means a lot to Cormorant (more than he really realizes!).
TYSM I'm really glad you like the art :D I love drawing silly faces, it's my favorite part. And thank you, as always, for leaving such long thoughtful comments about the issues! I look forward to seeing them pop into my askbox.
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Onceler, and y/n’s love story❤️
So u were in the truffala village surrounded by a lot of truffala trees you saw fish singing. And even saw the bees
Damn- I wanted to feel like it was a real dr. Seuss book but nahh😭😭 ok fr this time
So u were in truffala village and u were helping your family with like truffala trees 🤭 💀 ok serious!, and u were a kind of a lumberjack but you know u were making cider from the trees not rlly chopping them down-
Omggg TRUFFALA CIDER!😮💀✋🏽
Ok lemme stop-
So then, u hear a stranger singing, but never really paid attention to it though. So the onceler stops his horse to check you out 😏😌
Once-ler’s POV: “woaaahh, there melvin”
*neigh*
Onceler: “who, is that??😮😍”
Y/n: “alright ma’ all done!”
Then the breeze blows you long hair (or whatever hair length u have)
Then onceler takes a good look at you
Onceler: “😳😍😍”
You turn to see a stranger in his carriage with his horse looking at you, then u stop to greet him,
Y/n: “oh hi there! You need sumthin?”
Onceler wanted to say something, but he was surprised u responded to him, he never thought u would notice him looking at you.
Y/n: “um- sir? Y-you ok there?”
Onceler was imagining things with you (not in that way, like romantic way, of how he would treat you)
Onceler: “huh? Oh yes ma’am, im doing great! And you?”
Y/n: “pretty sweaty, but im doin just fine ty☺️”
Onceler: “so- when i was going about my day, i saw you, so i had to stop to look at you” (creepy)
Y/n: “oh? And whys that young sir?”
Then he starts flirting with you
Onceler: “may i just say, you are very beautiful has anyone ever told you that?”
Y/n: “oh🤭 why thank you so much😊 you’re not too bad yourself😏😌”
Onceler blushes inside
Onceler: “why, thank you young lady😍”
Y/n: “would u like to meet my family?”
Onceler: “sure, i would love too!❤️”
Onceler gets out of his carriage to meet your family so.
Y/n: “so stranger, this is my family, family this is stranger.
Oncler: “m-my name is actually, Onceler😅”
You apologize for the mistake or what ever💀
Y/n: “oh! im sorry, my apologies”
U just said sorry twice 💀✋🏽 ok back to the story-
Onceler: “no-no, you’re fine😊”
So u we’re rambling on about how u met the Onceler and he was not paying attention to a word you were saying, mans was too focused on your beautiful eyes.
Y/n: “onceler? Did u hear me?”
Onceler: “huh? Oh- yeah I remember☺️”
He has a cute happy face, and his face is red from looking at you🤭🙈
Y/n’s sister: oooh, sis i think he likes you”
Y/n: “omfg, be quiet!”
Onceler does like you i hope u know that💀 i mean it’s obvious- this is a onceler x reader story✋🏽✋🏽ok jees i cant stop this joking around i can never be serious!!!!!! Ok shut up-
Now you asked him if he would like ti stay for dinner
Y/n: “would u like to join us for dinner?”
Onceler: “i would love to”
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He thinks hes gonna do this-💀 help-✋🏽
OMFG STAHHHP!!!, so then your mom says
Y/n’s mom: “dinner will be ready at 7:00”
Y/n: “ok ma’”
So then. Onceler ask you if u would like to go to his tent with him, and its ok if u would say no
Onceler: “so um, would you like to go to my tent with me?”
Y/n: “sure why not”
So he takes you to his tent with him not only he just takes you to his tent.
Onceler: “you can do whatever, im just gonna chop down this tree so i can make a thneed”
Y/n: “a thneed?”
Onceler: “😧 you dont know what a thneed is?”
So he tells you what a thneed is and what its for.
Onceler: “and thats what it is”
Y/n: “ooh, so soft”
Onceler loved seeing you smile while u feel the thneed he made
Damn i want a thneed right now💀
And so as he was chopping down the tree and it fell, thunder and lightning 🌩 starts to rumble, and an orange furry furball came out of a stump 💀😭
So he asked him if he chopped down the tree and Onceler was playing dumb but u cant help but laugh you giggle at him, and he sees you laughing at him, playing dumb, so he smiles at you.
Lorax: “did you chop down this tree?”
Onceler: “uh-no”
Also Onceler: “*gasp* whats that?”
Lorax: *turns to the side*
Onceler: *drops mallet on tiny baby bar-ba-loot*
Onceler: “i think he did it”
Y/n: *giggles*
Onceler: *smiles while blushing*
Lorax: *not amused😑*
Also lorax: “so you’re telling me, u didn’t see me just come out of that stump, with all the lightning and thundering and stuff”
Onceler: “no but that sounds cool, can i see some of that?”
Lorax: “sure, ill show ya, but thats not how it works”
Then Onceler had an idea in mind of what lorax really wanted, (ps. This is my favorite scene💀)
Onceler: “no, and didn’t really happen, wait a second, i know what you want, *boops*”
Onceler: “i got this, yummy delicious marshmallow, for the cutest little guy i ever saw, -yum jum yummy yummy”
Lorax: “how dare you, gimme that, *snatches* hm! Im gonna eat this, but im highly offended by it”
*eats*
He goes to Onceler’s tent string and kicks it out of the ground
Lorax: *kicks tent string out of the ground*
Onceler: “woahh!, hey!, moustache, would u stop that?”
Lorax: *kicks another string*
Onceler: “whats your deal? Man”
And it keeps repeating until…
*Baby bar-ba-loot, is tied to a string and Onceler was about to hit him*
Lorax: “hey! Stop right there!”
Onceler: *notices baby bar-ba-loot*
Lorax: “you would hit, natures’s most innocent creatures? *pets his soft wittle head*”
Pipsqueak: “ah😄”
Onceler: “what? I would never- hit this little guy🥺 😡 you in the other hand- i would gladly pound you and your moustache into the ground”
Lorax: “behold! The intruder, here would disrespect nature’s beauty- for shame”
Onceler had enough of his bull💀😭
Onceler: “listen here, you furry meatloaf, im gonna chop down as many trees as i want, and (ps) not going anywhere..end of story, *blows raspberry*”
He leads u inside his tent and when he did u also thought when he raised his voice at lorax, you got butterflies 🥴💀
The he slams the damn door on furry orange furball and yellow moustache man.
Then he fcking teleported like he was a fcking um- robot?💀💀💀
Then he was acting all spooky saying “you have been warned to Onceler😑💀
Lorax: “if you’re not gone by the sun sets on this valley, all the forces of nature will be unleashed upon you, and curse you, until the end of your days, YOU have been warned”
Then he tries to reach the fcking doorknob and still tries to be spooky 👻💀🔫
And he kept staring at Onceler😭✋🏽 trying to find the doorknob😄💀✋🏽
The Onceler opened the door for the tiny orange furball.
*door opens*
Lorax: “thanks”
Onceler: “yeah-ok🙄😒”
Lorax: “you have been warned”
*slams door a little*
Y/n: “well that was awkward…..😅”
Onceler: “tell me about it😂”
Y/n: “nice place you got here☺️”
Onceler: “thank you, I appreciate that😊😁”
Then dinner is ready and he asked you if after dinner u want to spend the night with him
Onceler: “so, abt earlier- do u wanna spend the night with me? I know we just met, but i dont mind”
Y/n: “of course i would love to spend the night over”
Then fast forward to u sleeping over at oncie’s place.
You watch Onceler knit his thneed before coming to bed with you.
Onceler: “there! There’s nothing unmanly about knitting- no sir- *yawns*”
Finally he gets in the bed with you and u hug him while you sleep cutely
Y/n: *snores cutely while hugging Onceler*
Onceler: “🥺❤️”
He then drifted into sleep 💤
He has his arm around your head so ur in his chest between his arm.
Onceler: *snores*
Then lorax had the barbaloots pick the bed up to put it in the river-
Lorax: “ok quick grab the bed”
They are trying to take the big ass bed and bring it outside but its too fcking big😂💀
Lorax: “cmon! Who taught you guys how to steal a bed?”
Then they finally get it outside after a long time of struggle 😂🔫
So they put that shit in a river-
You and Onceler are floating away in bed into a river💤
Until……they saw baby pipsqueak at the end of the bed waving at lorax
Lorax: “you gotta be kidding me- can he swim?…..of course he can’t swim”
Lorax: “hang on pipsqueak im coming to get you”
Lorax: “hey fishies, stop that bed”
So they pull that bitch of blanket right off the both of y’all causing you to shiver in between oncie’s arm
So u grab pipsqueak for warmth
Pipsqueak: “huh?😯”
Im pretty sure u know how this scene goes so imma skip this part because its long as hell-
Then u and oncie finally wake up to yall floating in a river
Y/n: “i- why are we in a river? Where are we?”
Onceler: “looks over to lorax telling them to look ahead of them”
So yall go into the water then out then spin the twirl and finally it was over- you Onceler and pipsqueak were laughing…..and stopped immediately when u saw the waterfall
Y/n Onceler and pipsqueak: “hahahha ahh, ohh noo,”
Yall try to stop the bed from going any further
Then the lorax had to drop a bolder on the bed but u move out of the way to where oncie was and pipsqueak oncie grabbed u
Yall fly in the air
Pipsqueak: *yelling for his life*
You grab pipsqueak, and Onceler grabs you while you are holding pipsqueak and yall on the ground and Onceler is on top of you- and your on the bottom- yall kissed on accident 🥴 and pipsqueak landed on the big barbaloot so hes safe
Y/n: “i- im so sorry about that😳😅😊”
Onceler: “no-no its ok it was my fault 😅😅☺️”
Yall are bloody red from blushing after that accident kiss😍 cuties!!!!!! Omgggggg
Lorax: “just get married already dang”
You and Onceler: “😳”
Then Onceler hugs lorax for saving him and you and then asked how his bed get in a river
Lorax: “well- i sort of maybe- i put your bed in the water,”
He drops the furball which made u laugh cutely and Onceler shocked of what he just heard from lorax💀
Lorax: “hey where you going?”
Onceler listens to lorax as he walks away and u following him-
Lorax: “and you’re choppin them down, so- we got a big problem”
Pipsqueak tugs on your nightgown 🥺🥺🥺❤️ which made u pick him up😭❤️
Onceler: “i wont cut down anymore trees, I promise✋🏼”
Lorax: “good”
Onceler: “cmon y/n, now would u excuse me sir im gonna go to bed”
You put pipsqueak down with the others as u do you pet his little soft head
You follow Onceler to his tent
Then u cuddle Onceler while sleeping then he turns the other side to a snoring orange furball
Then wakes up, and screams
Onceler: *turns over and waking up*
Lorax: *snoring loudly*
Onceler: *scream*
Lorax: *scream, then punches*
Onceler: “ow!, ok uh what are u um, i-“
Onceler: “question, what are they doing here?”
Onceler: “and a follow up if i may, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?”
Lorax: “before we explain, after the incident last night we found one of your socks and return it”
*slobber drips down from the ceiling fan and on to Onceler’s nose*
Onceler: “huh”
Onceler: “ewww”
Onceler: “exactly, and sleeping is the body’s way, of telling other people to go away”
Lorax: “i know but you looked so cozy! And it was cold outside, and we just fell asleep, no harm done”
Onceler: “no harm done?, no harm done”
Then Onceler saw u still sleeping and he gives you a kiss on the forehead🥺❤️
Lorax: “what was that? I just saw?”
Onceler: “huh? What do you mean? You saw nothing”
Lorax: “it’s about time you kissed her!”
Onceler: “we just met yesterday💀🔫”
Lorax: “i dont care”
Then he goes to drink his coffee first he had to go get his coffee mug.
Onceler: “ah- ok, i put my lips on th- well, i used to anyway🙄”
Then he goes to get his bowl
Then sees a big ass bird shitting a big ass egg inside of it
*pops*
Onceler: “ew! Did you just-in my bowl!!?”
Then u finally wake up to Onceler sitting on the ground and lorax brushing his moustache with Onceler’s toothbrush
Lorax: “and why you have one of these? You dont even have a moustache”
Then he picks it up
Onceler: “*mhm???* ok, thats it-“
Lorax: “what i thought we made a deal last night?”
Onceler: “😀yes we did and i said i wouldn’t chop down anymore trees😠”
Lorax: “and i said i would keep and eye on ya🤨”
Lorax: “im starving, whats for breakfast?”
Onceler and lorax and you see a fat ass barbaloot eating a stick of butter and he shoved it down his throat.
Lorax: “breakfast is overrated😅”
Onceler: “you know what? Ive got work to do, yup, i gotta go into town”
You see that he’s changing in front of you you love the view 😏💀
Y/n: *looks😍*
Onceler: “and sell my thneed”
Lorax: “you chop down my trees to make this piece of garbage? *laughs*”
Onceler explain to lorax like how in commercials would
Onceler: “it can also be used as a hat, or maybe when its dry?”
Lorax: *shakes it off of his head*
Onceler: “alright im heading out”
Lorax: “you’re bringing the guitar?”
Onceler: “oh yeah😏 i got a little jingle, gonna blow some minds, sell yourself a thneed 😏 yeah”
*shuts door*
Then he’s at town trying to sell his thneed but hen they keep throwing tomatoes and shit at him💀
Then he says
Onceler: “you know what?, im done with this thing”
Then he leaves and goes back where u and lorax and the animals are then he coms back to u guys playing cards. Then he sits behind you wrapping his arms around your waist while you look at your cards
Onceler: “so…whatcha playin?”
Y/n: “im playing solitaire”
Onceler: “thats cool”
Y/n: “so how was town? Did you sell you thneed?”
Onceler: “😒no😔”
Y/n: “aww, cheer up🥺❤️ im sure you’ll sell it soon”
Onceler kisses you on the cheek and says “thank you babe i will never forget this”
Yes you and Onceler are dating now💀 it’s confirmed🔫
So he asked everyone whos hungry and leads them and you to his tent to make pancakes for everyone.
Then the tent and valley starts shaking
Onceler: “woah, what’s going on?”
Ppl were singing about how they want to buy his thneed and Onceler was so happy and excited that he is gaining so much from this
You and lorax: *looks at each other*
Pipsqueak: *dances along cutely🥺❤️*
Then Onceler calls his family telling them how they’re going to be rich so he calls them to come over to where he is
Then later on that day they come to the valley
First to come out of the Rv was a woman with orange hair she’s wearing purple fuzzy dress and matching fuzzy hat
Then these 2 bowling pin looking ass twin boys come out after her
Their names were his brothers bret and chet and the woman’s name was his Aunt grizelda then his mom came out her name’s Isabella then the dad came out last.
Onceler’s dad: “hey🤠 i love this guy!”
Onceler’s mom: “theres my finally successful son!”
Then she sees you next to him and shes like 🤨
Onceler’s mom: “whos she?
Onceler: “mom this is my girlfriend y/n”
Oncler’s mom: “shes not even that pretty but i guess🙄😒”
Y/n: “hi miss! Its so nice to meet you!”
She ignores you and tells the twins to start the Rv
She kiss him on the cheek 💋 and the lorax is grossed out by the dead fox around her neck.
And later on that day, his mom wanted to ask if he wanted to cut down more trees, and it will make him more successful.
Then you eavesdropping on your boyfriend talking to his mom.
Onceler’s mom: “I guess you can start chopping down some more trees”
Onceler: “i guess we can start chopping down a few trees hehe😅”
Then she leaves then he goes back to doing what he was doing and you hurry your ass to tell lorax of what you heard.
As you tell him then Onceler feels guilty but is doing fine.
Grizelda: “and where do u think you’re going?”
Lorax: “i have to speak with Onceler”
Y/n: “stop! put Him down”
Onceler cant believe his eyes on what he’s seeing right now so he closes his curtain
Lorax: “hey! You broke your promise, you gotta stop, this is bad”
Grizelda: “have a nice, day!!!😈 *throws lorax and kicks you out of the way*”
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Onceler is doing better in his family’s tent and not regretting what hes doing he sings a son of how bad is he being
Then later that same night there was hardly any trees left sad an scary dark and cold
You went to go to where your boyfriend is
Then bret and chet blocks the door where hes in, and you tell them that you are his girlfriend.
Bret and chet: “🙄”
So they opened the door
You go to the Onceler’s table he’s sitting there with is green suit and he’s wearing a big top hat 🎩
Y/n: “babe?”
Onceler: “um excuse me- what are you doing here?”
Y/n: “im you’re girlfriend remember?”
Onceler: “oh yeah,….no i dont”
Y/n: “i cant believe you forgot who your own girlfriend is, you really changed”
Onceler: “what do you expect im rich, you think im going to be with someone who is broke like you?”
Y/n: “😨😰🥺😭” 💔
Onceler: “ew! Please leave you’re getting my floor wet”
Then you storm out of his office crying 😢💔
Your oncie rlly forgot that you are his girlfriend
Then lorax sees you crying
Lorax: “hey, whats wrong kid?”
Y/n: “Onceler, he forgot who i am😭 he doesnt know who i am anymore 😭😭💔”
Lorax: “ill go talk to him ok?”
Then he sits at Onceler’s window
Lorax: *ahem*
Onceler: “what are you doing here?”
Onceler: “ i had to tell one person to get out of my office, and she stormed out of here crying, you want to go next?”
Lorax: “that wasn’t just a person, that was your girlfriend you just yelled at, and she’s crying about how you completely forgot about her”
Lorax: “are you happy now, your promises? Your mistakes, the man you use to be?”
Onceler: “look if you have a problem of what im doing, why haven’t you used your, quote on quote Powers, to stop me?😠”
Lorax: “I already told you, thats not how it works”
Then he yells at lorax all the way down stairs and you are on the tree stump still crying 😢
Onceler: “and nothing to to do, to stop me 🤬”
The last truffala tree gets cut down the Onceler realizes that there is no more trees and you and the animals leave but you leave to go back home to your family. Then pipsqueak wanted you to carry him then u pick him up like he was your k
Onceler: “melvin? Melvin😰”
Onceler: “y/n? 😰😢🥺”
Y/n: “what?”
Onceler: “where are you going?”
Y/n: “im going back home you obviously dont even know who i am anymore you called me broke and u let your aunt kick me 😠😢🥺😭💔”
Onceler: “y/n! Im sorry 😞 please dont leave me😢🥺”
Y/n: “goodbye Onceler😢😞💔”
Then he fell to his knees crying 😭😭😭💔regretting of how he treated you now that he sees every animal is leaving truffala village
The lorax is standing on his tombstone with the word “unless”
Then onceler takes off his hat for the lorax departing the earth then as he left and you left he regrets what he did
Then days later he goes to say goodbye to you because you and your family were moving away, because theres was no more trees.😢 but u didn’t wanna look at Onceler anymore because of what happened💔 then tears starts forming in his eyes as yalls car started to move
Its been 23 years after. You left Onceler,
You 46 yrs old now and hes 48, then.
You walk into town, and you noticed a familiar looking guy, walking around, so you stop to go talk to him.
Y/n: “hi sir”
???: “oh hello”
Y/n: “im sorry to bother you, but, you just look so familiar and, i wanted to makes sure u were them, may i ask what your name is?”
???: “oh my name?, my name is Onceler”
Y/n: “wait-“
Onceler: “wait”
Y/n: “oncie?”
Onceler: “y/n!”
Y/n: “omgg, I missed you!”
He hugs you so tightly, and tears formed in his eyes, feeling guilty of what he did 23 years ago🥺❤️ then he apologizes
Onceler: “y/n, im sorry about what i did, 😢 i know it was years ago but…..i never meant to hurt you🥺😞❤️”
Y/n: “aww, i know you didn’t oncie, 🥹 im just happy to see you again❤️”
Onceler: “are you single or free again?”
Y/n: “yes Oncie im single, and yess we can start over🥹❤️”
You and onecler, reunited after so long😭❤️
And you guys were a happy couple❤️
THE End
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wolf-gutz · 2 years
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Max/TransM!Reader Chapter 1
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An - sorry for dissapearing again lol, i got really depressed and didnt feel like writing, but ive hotten back into a bit !! heres a four chapter Max fic because literaly no one ever writes about him, cmon people 😭
Cw: smutty vibes but no actual smut, violence and slight mention of gore
About - basically you end up joining the cult, yes, i was extremly lazy with making up a reason lmao. it follows the movie except *spoiler* Max doesnt die. Max is horn knee the whole time
Words - 1182
continue under the cut <3
Bee came in with the shots, handing one to me and one to Cole. she was our, quote unquote babysitter, even though i didn’t need one since I was almost 17. Bee was a close friend of mine though, so I didn’t mind it much.
It smelt like she had mixed vodka with Baileys, which I hated both, so when she left to go pour herself a shot, we both hurriedly dumped ours out into the nearby plant.
“Oh, you did it without me” She pouted, before taking her own. I yawned and stretched, and Cole yawned as well, for whatever reason.
“Alright Coley, time for bed, I let you stay u an extra half hour, so shoo now. Im probably gonna go to sleep soon anyways Y/N.” She said, putting her hands on his shoulders and turning him around towards the stairs.
“Thats fine, Im tired as fuck anyways.”
Bee smiled, sitting herself over on the couch as me and Cole headed upstairs.
Truthfully, I wasnt actually that tired, but I just wanted some space, it had been quite chaotic, and sometimes a guy just needs time alone to read some horny fanfiction.
A couple hours in, I heard some commotion downstairs, then Cole softly knocking on my door. I opened up it and was about to ask what he was still doing awake, before he shushed me, grabbing my hand.
He pulled me down to his level and put one finger over my lips, whispering to me.
“Bee has people over, like, a lot. Theyre all playing truth or dare and stuff, wanna cpme watch?” He said, giggling to himself.
I nodded, going along with it just out of boredom, and we sat at the top of the stair case, watching them.
There was five other people sitting in a circle with Bee.
Max, a buff jock who I had a huge crysh on for the past two years, though I doubted he was into guys. 
Allison, the head cheerleader. I didn’t know much about her other than she had a kind of bimbo, bratty personality.
Jon, who I had only talked to a few times. He was funny and pretty chill, the kind of guy to let you smoke his weed occasionally without paying him back.
Sonya, who was a sort of gothic crazy chick. I heard that she went mad and almost killed one of her exs, but honestly I could care less since she was nice to me and SUPER pretty.
And Samuel. Samuel was a surprise, since he wasnt exactly the type of person Bee would hang around. He was a huge nerd, and anxious as all hell, but he seemed to be having fun.
The bottle landed on Bee who chose dare, and Max dared her too make out with everyone in the circle.
She gave a simple kiss too Max, which I wouldve done much more in her situation but anyways. She full ass made out with Allison, licked Johns face leving him upset, and gave a kiss on Sonyas forehead, Sonya levaing a kiss on hers.
Then it came time for Samuel, but he seemed extremly nervous. When Bee crawled over to him, he stood up, Bee following suit, and they seemed to all try and convince him it would be fine, though it was hard to hear what they were saying.
He eventually gave in, the two embracing in a kiss. Bee pulled back, and Samuel looked at her with a slight smile, before she pulled out two daggers, planting them right into his skull.
What the fuck.
He let out a bloodcurdling scream, and something about a porpoise, as Bee stuck the daggers in further, stuttered chokes escaping Samuels mouth. 
Blood slowly trickled down from the wounds, as the others gathered around Bee with goblet looking cups.
“Is everyone ready?” I heard her ask, and all the members excitedly said yes, tilting their cups towards his head. 
Bee yanked the daggers out, and the blood started to flow into Sonya, Max, and Allisons cups, as Bee grabbed her own. John wasn’t getting any, and said something that seemed like he was complaining about it, before getting sprayed in the face and soaked in Samuels blood.
Jon made a grossed out sound, desparatley trying to wipe the blood from his face, Bee saying something back to him.
I left after that, I had seen enough. I tried to tell Cole to run as well, but he wouldn’t move, so I left him behind. Bee wouldnt hurt him, and I felt like I was going to puke.
After a bit, I heard Coles door shut, and only a few minutes later footsteps. They were going up the steps, most likely to one of our rooms.
“-were gonna do with Cole, but what about his brother?” I heard Max ask. He sounded right outside of my door.
“He should be knocked out, but you can do whatever if you like. Just don’t hurt him.” Bee said, walking away.
“I would never.” Max laughed, and my door started opening. I rushed to put my headphones on, and pulled out my phone, pretending I was on it.
I gave Max a shocked look when he came into my room, and he looked surprised.
“Uh, sorry, thought you were asleep, Bee just wanted me to grab something.” He said, smiling, his demeanor immediately switching.
“Uh? Your Max, right? Why are you shirtless?” My chest felt tight, but in a kind of good way.
“A friend needed it. And yeah, your Y/N, right?” He chuckled, and I nodded.
He sat down on my bed and leaned towards my face.
“Your a lot cuter up close y’know.”
I kind of just froze, I knew he was flirty wuth everyone, but it still made me feel nice.
“Damn, you shouldve joined us earlier when we were playin truth or dare, you would’ve made things funnnn.” He laughed.
“Ah- us?” I asked.
“Yeah, Bees just got some friends over Y’know, you seem like the kind of person we could hang out with. You got something that you want so badly, you’d kill for it?” He said, leaning in closer, his hand on one of my thighs.
“Uh, weird question but… yeah, kind of.” I said. I had a dream to became a world famous actor, but I wasnt exactly the best at acting, and I couldn't seem to get any teaching for the life of me, since my parents found it stupid. I would kill for that honestly. I'd kill for a lot. I was kind of selfish, but I didn't mind.
“What if I said, you could do that, with us? I’d have to ask Bee, but I think she'd be down. Plus, Id want a cute face on our side like yours. Allisons hot, but she never shuts her mouth, and Sonyas a psycho bitch, but you on the other hand….”
“Uh me? Haha.” I nervously laughed, and he suddenly pulled back.
“So what do you say?”
“S… sure I'll join I guess, I have nothing better to do.” 
“Cool, cool. Are you a virgin?”
“UHM. A little straight forward haha, but yeah.”
“Good, good. Were collecting Coles blood, but I guess we could use yours if anything goea wrong” He laughed at his own joke. 
“Haha…. maybe.” I laughed nervously.
we sat in silence for a second, me pretending to be busy, as Max eyed me up and down.
“Hey, Im already shirtless and evereyone else is busy, why dont we?” Max asked, leaning back towards me. 
“I- i uh…. why don't we what?
“Listen, I know you got a little crush on me and your cute enough.”
“I’m just surprised your uh… into me….” I stuttered a little, turning off my phone and setting it to the side, finally getting what he meant.
“Your a cute nerd, who wouldn’t?” He grabbed my fave harshly, pulling it towards his.
I made a soft whimpering sound, closing my legs, trying not to stare down at his abs.
“Ahh, th- thanks.” I barely finished my sentence before he pulled me into a kiss, grabbing at the back of my head.
He dragged one of his legs over till he was on top of me, still aggressivley making out, soft moans escaping from both of us. He reached his other hand underneath my shirt and grabbed my back, holding me tight to him.
I went for it and ran one of my hands across his abs, pulling appart from the kiss for a second so I could breath. 
As i panted, he tilted my head, licking up my neck before giving me a soft bite and sucking on my neck, leaving a huge hickey, before leaving another, and another, and another. Moans escaped my lips as I desparatley tried to hide how horny this was making me, but when I looked down I could see how hard he was through his pants.
I decided to take the chance and slid my hands towards his pants, putting my fingers around the waistband before sliding them over to the button of his pants, slowly undoing it as he continued to mark on my neck.
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dameronscopilot · 2 years
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Hi Deeee. It’s my first time sharing/asking so Idk if I’m doing it right for Sleepy Saturday (it’s alr Sat in the East) bc I really love your thoughts/HCs/stories!
Just wanted to share abt my Benny thoughts bc I saw a tweet of OP having matching nails with their bf. What kind of designs do you think would Benny go for when it comes to nails?
I think he would go for some pastel blue with floral designs to make his eyes pop and he would def show it off to friends— that u two are matching lol
Thank you for sharing ur ideas and stories!! ☺️
Copilot Sleepover!
hi hi hello thank you so much (and pls come back soon 💖!!!)
First of all, I love this!?
One of my absolute favourite things about boyfriend!Benny is that there's not a single doubt in my mind that he'd always be game to try anything. Whatever you suggest/whatever makes you happy, he's in.
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I like to imagine the first time it happened, you had a manicure scheduled with a girlfriend, but she cancelled at the last minute. You jokingly asked Benny if he wanted to come with you instead, and he shrugged and said, "Sure, babe. Why not?"
Benny, predictably, absolutely LIVES IT UP getting his big, calloused hands pampered. (He also sees a few people getting pedicures and starts scrolling through your shared Google calendar to see when you can book those because this man wants a damn foot massage lmao.) As you're picking out your colour, the nail tech wiggles a clear coat at Benny, and he waves them off, coming to stand next to you where all of the colours are on the wall.
He's definitely a pastel kinda guy, I can see him going for a lavender as well. I like to imagine sometimes you call him Bee for fun, because it's cute. So he gets a little bee on each hand.
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Also because I can never be brief about anything LOL—imagine you and Benny have a son. He's young, maybe first or second grade. One night he sees you painting your nails, and he asks if you'll do his, too.
He comes home upset because the kids in his class teased him for his nails. You come home the next day to dad!Benny hunched over on the floor in the living room with your son, and both of them are painting their nails together 😭😭
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ralofofriverwoods · 6 months
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1, 3, 9, and 12 for the weird oc questions ask games for any of your lads?
Apparently this did not post so. Im so very sorry I did not ignore ur ask on purpose :(
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Doing some for different characters this time!!! I love my dragonborn trinity but my other guys need some love too <3
Also this took. So much longer than i thought it would I am so sorry haha I promise I was not intending to take so long😭
1. what’s the lie your character says most often
"it's whatever. Don't look into it." Wrong. Look into it so much. Technically not a lie, but it's the opposite of what ithvozal would actually want to happen, so it could be called a lie if u look at it at a 37 degree angle. The best way to describe it would be kind of a tsundere thing?? They just aren't used to being nice to people on purpose, so when they are they get a little cagey and annoyed about it.
As for real lies, they avoid them as much as possible. Things always get confusing when all the info doesn't line up, which is something they hate more than anything
Alriac doesn’t make a habit of lying, but out of everything he’s prolly lied most about his ability to just kinda. Turn into a merman on command. And everything related to that. He also lies quite a lot about where he goes to anyone that asks. He’s never said the same place twice.
3. how often do they show emotion to others versus just the audience knowing?
Ithvozal didn't grow up around a lot of new ish people, like travelers and whatnot, and most of the people they grew up with didn't have the expectation of performing emotions to the degree that most people would consider normal. Because of this they appear to be very stoic to the usual traveler or surface dweller. If you know them well it's very obvious that they emote quite a lot, if not as strongly. They're the type of character that gets accused of being emotionless and cold by the fandom
Oh alriac absolutely wears his heart on his sleeve. He's never concealed anything a day in his life and everyone he's ever known knows that. He cried because he accidentally startled a really cute fish. He cried because he thought birds didn't live any longer than a week. He's been absolutely ecstatic over a bee landing on his arm. He is so full of joy and whimsy that it's physically impossible to keep it all in.
9. do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?
Oh ithvozal gives only the toughest of love! When demonstrating it via things like gifts and actions it's very obvious that they're extremely thoughtful about what they're doing, but when it comes to more direct things like physical affection or thankfulness it's a lot harder to tell that it's love and not just how you'd affectionately bully a friend. They mostly use weaker punches when doing physical affection, but their version of a weak punch is the same as most people trying to actually fight. Hence a lot of the meaning kind of gets misconstrued with those. They prefer indirect things like actions and gifts, but they're not opposed to other types of love from the right people. They're used to tough love, but gentle love is also very appreciated.
Alriac doesn't necessarily have gentle love, per se, but it's not tough love. It's more extremely intense than anything else. Like when a cat loves you so much they're very strongly kneading against your leg, and like yeah those claws are digging into your skin like hell but theyre just so cute and sweet and they mean so well, so can you really blame em?? He needs to get told to calm down sometimes, but he doesn't mind. As long as he can still demonstrate his love he's happy. He likes it when people match his energy, no matter what type of love it is. Ithvozal is great friends with him for this reason! They get pretty close to matching it in his eyes.
12. what’s something that makes them laugh a little every time? Be specific!
Ithvozal doesn’t really surround themselves with things that would be considered funny/particularly joyful by most standards, but they always get a kick out of the dwarven automata being a little dumb. Between the spiders that are prone to falling off ledges and getting startled to the spheres that smack their heads on shelves, there’s plenty of things to laugh at with them. Alriac is also a rather large source of laughs for them :)
Alriac finds quite a few things laughable, but his favorite is when he messes with sailors as they panic over a ‘ghost’ on their ship(which is just him climbing up there and spooking people and messing with stuff lol). He collects jokes and stories to tell to Ithvozal as well, to try and get at least a smirk outta em! He’s gotta make up for lost time, since they didn’t become friends until about 100 years into their lives.
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singsweetmelodies · 1 year
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Katie, sorry to have a piarles breakdown in your dms but your charles pining after pierre post triggered me, zo
Charles gets a bf who is maybe blond and blue eyed and may or may not be a look like pierre if you blurred him
And Charles does love him, maybe more platonically, but really he just craves the intimacy with someone, someone who holds him, someone who kisses him, someone who cuddles with him. He knows he can't get pierre (I'm a ho for unrequited but requited love) so he will just settle for being happy instead of being blissful. His bf is more of a chill guy than like a possessive or agressive dude, he is just some guy who just likes charles.
Pierre never gives him the time of day like that (or so he thinks 👀), always busy running after his newest fling or invites him out other than their designated race week "catch up" dates. What charles misses though, is pierre giving him the look only reserved for him, the fond smile, pierre spending hours moaning to his mother, pierre secretly hating his bf but just accepts it (pierre wants to hate him, he even tries to justify it but bf just doesn't do anything, he is an average good guy), pierre drunk telling all of this to este who tells it to mick and somehow lewis finds out who gives charles sage but cryptic advice.
anyways, some day, something happens and bf isn't there to console charles who's on the verge of a breakdown over something and only pierre is there (who's also about to freak out seeing charles like this but controls himself) and helplessly asks "do u want me to call your boyfriend" and then charles looks at him with the most confused, earnest, tearful eyes and says "but you're here why would I need someone else" dumbfoundedly
(maybe that awful thing is someone trying to slip something in charles' drink but ofcourse pierre prevents it because he can never stop himself from looking at charles for more than 3secs and bees the caring protective guy he is takes charles home who hits with what actually happened at pierre's room)
OH MY GOD ANON PLEASE HAVE A PIARLES BREAKDOWN IN MY INBOX ANY DAY OF THE WEEK OMG 😍😍😍❗❗❗ this is AMAZING, oh my freaking word. yes to it all. just. YES!!!!! charles getting a boyfriend who looks a little like pierre bcs he craves the intimacy with someone but thinks he can never have pierre... GOD. that is one track that always slaps.
and i raise you: pierre, at some point when he's still a little in denial, starting to have flings with people who look a lot like charles. it starts with girls - gorgeous, green-eyed brunettes - but then it moves on to guys. maybe he doesn't even realise what he's doing at first, but when he's in a club or whatever, looking for his next hook-up... he singles out the people who bear a passing resemblance to charles if you were to blur them, exactly like you said. and maybe pierre wouldn't have realised at all, but then someone - lewis? yuki, in his blunt but kind way? - asks pierre why he's only been fucking people who look like charles lately. pierre tries to deny it, but then he thinks about it, and... oh, FUCK.
and then yes. charles' boyfriend. charles' sweet, but perfectly, incredibly average boyfriend. pierre can't find a reason to hate the guy, but by god, he can't stop thinking charles deserves better. charles is exceptional, after all! he deserves so much better than average. (maybe this is what he rants to his mum every single damn time she calls him)
and god. GOD. what if the awful thing that happens is indeed something slipped into charles' drink. and what if that something... is some kind of fucked up sex pollen drug. and maybe that's why pierre is desperate to call charles' boyfriend, but he's in another country. and charles needs help NOW. so pierre has to fuck charles, and fuck him good. and for both of them, it's the best but also the worst sex of their lives - for pierre because he thinks this is the only time he'll ever get to have charles like this and it's all fucked up, and for charles because he thinks pierre is only doing this because otherwise charles will literally die, and he doesn't actually have any feelings for charles.
and maybe afterwards - once he's made completely sure charles is okay - pierre apologises fervently and leaves. charles angsts over it for weeks. so does pierre. maybe this is where lewis gives the sage advice 💜💜 and finally, charles goes to confront pierre. "why did you apologise? why did you leave?" and pierre explains that he's still torn up with guilt. maybe he even called charles' boyfriend to explain and apologise (the boyfriend understood, but broke up kindly with charles bcs he Knows. he knew the moment pierre called him.) anyways pierre feels terrible about ruining charles' relationship, and that he technically made charles cheat, which is something charles as a person would never ever do, and... yeah it's just a whole MESS.
but then. charles touches pierre's face gently. "don't you remember what i told you that night? about not needing anyone else if you're there?" and pierre is like "yeah but you were literally dying of fever. you were delusional, obviously you didn't mean it." which makes charles swallow, and say, "but what if i did, pierre? what if i did mean it? what if i've always meant it?"
anyway. 😅😅😅. sorry to take your fricking epic idea and make it just fucking insane. ummmm... yeah. *sees myself out* thank you SO fucking much for the literally incredible pining-charles idea, though, anon, oh my fucking GOD, you are the truest MVP of all 🙏🙏🙏❤️
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CATSM: RE-INK'D (Intermission 2)
enjoy it while you can because the next chapter is bullying henry again
The Voices Of Wally Franks And Thomas Connor
"Alright, let's go over this again. If the pressure goes over 45, I screw the safety bolt in tighter, right?"
"No! For the last time, you do that, you'll blow every pipe in this place! If it reaches 45, you unhook the safety switch."
"You sure? You know, this sounds harder then comparing ear wax to bee's wax!"
"Look, it's not that difficult. Just keep an eye on the gauge!"
"Look, pal. if you think I'm doing my job AND yours, I'm outta here!"
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It wasn't all that bad in Edgar's domain, at least to Barley. Having company besides Henry was something he hadn't had in a while.
It was a nicely decorated place, far more organized than the safehouse that he didn't bother to tidy up. Edgar seemed to have collected a few nice things, having a few side tables and a couch big enough for two people to sit on it, a blanket draped over the side.
Of course, it was a bit difficult to spark a conversation or even small talk at times. Him and the angel hadn't seen each other in a number Barley could barely count. Maybe Edgar would try to bring up the weather to him, but neither of them could expand on that other than "cold". The studio was always cold, never changing.
In those moments when Edgar fell silent and kept to himself, Barley realized how timorous he really was. When they were in their "cartoon" world, Edgar would either tease him for how anxious he was or drag him out of dangerous situations that Charley always somehow got them into.
But in the time period between him disappearing and seeing him again, the angel seemed to have grown more timid, always worried about being obedient to 'Susie'. Perhaps Edgar had put on a front when Henry was doing tasks for him. The more he questioned to himself who Susie was, the more he suspected that she was just like Buddy, but more sinister in her nature.
"Barley? You seem to be thinking about something. Are you alright?"
Barley snapped out of his thought process and looked over at Edgar on the couch they sat upon. "Oh- Umm....I'm fine."
The angel gave him a small concerned look, then looked back away. "Whatever you say, then."
The two of them sat in painfully awkward silence for a while until the sailor broke it again. "So, uh....um. What's, uh. What's for....lunch?"
There was a short pause before Edgar responded. "Soup. Probably only soup, considering that's the only thing in this whole studio. I don't know why there's so much if no one else is gonna eat it..." He turned to Barley. "Oh! Wh-Why, are you hungry?"
"Um....n-no, actually. I just...I just wanted to start a bit of conversation, is all." Barley mumbled in reply.
It fell back into another uncomfortable silence until Edgar broke it with a sigh. "I'm...I'm sorry, Barley. I...I don't know why I can't talk to you. I mean, I have you, but I still feel...lonely?"
Barley did have to admit, he felt the same way. It was like deep inside of him, there was a void that needed to be filled. He remained silent however, and continued listening.
The angel turned away and continued. "Maybe it's because he's missing."
"Who? Henry? I thought we said we didn't need him...?"
"I'm not talking about Henry, I hate Henry. It....it's..." Edgar paused for a moment before he continued. "...It's about Charley."
Barley felt his heart rate quicken. "U-Uh-"
"I miss him, Barley. I miss him a lot. I just....I don't know what happened to him? He......he's....."
"Didn't...didn't you talk to him a while back?"
"It's not the same," Edgar mumbled. "He's....that thing now. You've seen him. Everywhere he goes, someone ends up gone. He's a monster. But....I can't help but want to keep him around, you know? It might hurt me, but....."
Barley felt himself freeze up as Edgar squeezed his hand. "I really love you two a whole lot, you know. It's kind of funny, you and I used to bicker all the time...I don't know if it's just me being so lonely for so long, but the feeling...the feeling's there. Who knows? Maybe I'm just greedy..."
The sailor gave a quick glance to Edgar for a second and cleared his throat awkwardly in response, thinking over all those times he sat in the safehouse, daydreaming alone.....
"I- Umm...I...I don't think you're...greedy...I, um. I like...I like you, uh...I like you two a lot.....as well."
The angel looked over to Barley and gave a smile. "Well, uh- I'm glad the feeling's...mutual."
The two sat in silence for a short while, Barley trying to look for words to say next.
"Edgar?"
"What is it?"
"When, umm..." The sailor stumbled over his words for a bit before he found the answer. "When we....get rid of Henry....maybe we can get Charley back."
"Hm? How do you think we can do that?" Edgar asked, tilting his head a bit.
"I.....I don't...know. But...I do know that I want to get him out of here too. And then it'll be just like old times."
"Just the three of us?"
Barley held Edgar closer to him. "Yeah. Just the three of us." He replied, as it fell into a calm silence.
"Hey, Barley?"
"Huh?"
"...I love you."
"...I love you too, angel."
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