#payday imagines

[horangislittletiger99]

Found this on reddit and

Imagine sending this image to sokol

#payday 2 sokol x reader #sokol x reader #sokol payday 2 #payday sokol #payday 2 sokol #payday sokol x reader #payday x reader #payday imagines #payday tag

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “If you knew you were walking into a trap, why did you still agree to come here?”

Person B: “Honestly, I was just too hungry to care.”

#write-it-motherfuckers #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing #prompt #story prompt #story prompts #story #prompts #my prompt #original #random #imagine #story time motherfucker #dialogue #dialogue prompt #person a and person b #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #totally didn't write this because I'm hungry myself 😂 Still a few days till payday unfortunately. Until then. Stale rice crackers it is #sass #sarcasm #sarcastic #funny #shenanigans #banter #trap #every time I write the word trap I hear It's A Trap! in my head. Haven't watched that damn film in years but it doesn't care #bloody hell how do I even tag this? My mind is mush so this will have to do. Sorry Darling ones #as always the tags are only ever a suggestion

[what-yadoking-likes]

The more fanart I see of Pearl (Payday 3), the more I think she resembles Liquid Snake (Metal Gear Solid series).

Could be they both have that androgynous swag. Either way, they're both enchanting. Fascinating. Compelling.

... does Pearl happen to have a hot gay brother?

#Payday 3 #Pearl #Pearl Payday 3 #Liquid Snake #Yado thinks out loud but on Tumblr #is this a shitpost? who knows #maybe the devs took inspo from Liquid Snake's design lmao #could you imagine? #am I just seeing things or does anyone else see the vision?

[schmegaman-x]

i think it'd be funny if houston and dallas actually grew up in the south or something and just got good at hiding the accents. it'd explain the names

#payday 2 #like could you fucking imagine. #houston is several drinks in and he starts whipping out the “y'all”'s and the “ain't”'s #lol

[megacarapa]

whoever is in charge of sending everyone their pay in my company needs to get they shit together bc a few months ago there was some error that made them initially pay me only 6 freaking euros and today i didnt get my pay at all GDJSHDJGJDNGBKDKSH

#pete blabs #THEY CORRECTED IT YES AND THEY WILL CORRECT THIS TOO BUT CMON #IS THIS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS OFTEN IN GENERAL? #imagine checking your bank app on payday and seeing +6 eur IMAGINE HOW I FELT

[winterrose42]

Whiplash myself into next friday lets fuckin goooo

#winter speaks #turning the i spaced out for four days into a postive by imagining hyperspeeding into payday and therefore #getting to see the hazbin finale faster and getting to the weekend ahead of everyone else #yes this is how it works what happened over the past week is none of my business #gonna make my lil chicken amd brocoli curry and kick my feet in imma learn to knit a sweater saturday #amd figure out how i read two books in two days bc i remember not a fuckin word #i was like too aw man my tumblr queue broke theres nothin in there all my post got voided damnit #no bitch uts been a fuckin week

[voonydapunk69420]

I headcanon that Wolf from Payday listens to Babymetal on heists

#payday 2 #wolf #payday wolf #imagining some earbuds playing Babymetal during the Hoxton Breakout

[corkisms]

as per @eldritchbrainrot 's request for some more messy duke (sleeping/decoding) before i deleted the draft AND ask like a dunce 🥴

#the 'imagining i grew up in a desert' thing is a meditation trick i actually learned from my science teacher but so far results have varied #lieutenant concrete is a stray cat jimmy just picked up off the street. duke calls her crete and pretends its referring to the greek island #of course the problem is that lieutenant concrete will not respond unless you use her full name #payday 2 #payday 2dles #this ended up being less abt sleeping/decoding like requested and more of another pile of duke doodles. ourrgh eating sand for penance

[tau1tvec]

Reddit is gr8, bc I’ll be scrolling, looking at cute animals and cringe food videos, then BOOM outta nowhere, find out Post Malone is into Magic the Gathering.

#damn imagine that big a payday from a playing card #reddit

[horangislittletiger99]

Another spir of the moment jimmy thought

Imagine adopting a kid with him

Like he'd be a really good dad tbh

#jimmy my beloved #payday tag #jimmy payday 2 #jimmy payday 2 x reader #hardcore henry stuff #payday x reader #jimmy hardcore henry #Payday imagines #payday 2 x reader #payday 2 jimmy #jimmy payday #payday jimmy #payday jimmy x reader

[blaze13full]

My main Quest is of course writing this adorable piece of literature about the Zombie-Duo, however.... I get sidetracked... A LOT, which is probably why this shit takes like, ages to finish... what I also do is replay Pokemon Crystal and Yellow (yk the old one for Game Boy) and what does my brain do?

EXACTLY it plans the Pokemon Team for these two idiots.

I googled, I found some images, which I will not upload bc it's from some sort of article and other stuff and what I IMMEDAITELY loved was like Kakuzu... with like 5 eeveelutions and a banette floating around.

Like yeah I get it, the Bannette for the ragdoll or voodoo theme but... he had an UMBREON and ESPEON... you might think like "Yeah... so what? Whats your problem?"

THE FUCKING FRIENDSHIP

You can throw your stones at the other eevees to get them to evolve but... those two?

Nah man... this requires LOVE

#writers #kakuzu x hidan #naruto shippuden #hidan x kakuzu #kakuzu #kakuhida #words #pokemon #I can also see him owning a meowth #simply for payday #I mean I have that meowth for payday #also that weird tresure box looking pokemon from scarlet and violet #I havent played either btw #you can throw stones for vaporeon #jolteon #and flareon #but you need to have the friendship for umbreon and espeon #Imagine Kakuzu taking care of 2 eevees feeding #brushing their fur #giving them pets and love and having the patience to perfectly pick the time for them to evolve

[non-operator]

i've seen a lot of people speculate that Fade's looking for someone close to her, like a friend or family or lover or whatever. but what if the 'him' Fade is trying to get back is just another bounty?

Valorant: 😄hey! Fade we foun--

Fade: *shoots him and takes a selfie, as evidence*

Valorant: 😐😐😐😐

#valorant #valorant fade #i think it would be really funny if she literally has no personal connection with 'him' #the 'him' is just her cash cow #she was just pissed at valorant for messing up her scheduled payday #i know it's unlikely. but god could you imagine #after all the blackmailing and rough start #vp starts warming up to her bc 🥺she just wants to find a loved one or whatever. very sympathetic #then she just fucking. kills the guy in front of them

[abyssal-endling]

from @what-yadoking-likes (also as a heads up, haven't seen the live action)

KILLKILLKILL - favorite way to kill cops: answered this in my last ask but it is ! Spoon time ! or snipers. I like the Rattlesnake

NO MERCY - hot/unpopular take about the games: i mean. not necessarily about the games but my fave is legit Houston so like... ya

UKRAINIAN - favorite Vlad moment: when he does anything literally ever <3 his friendship with chains? amazing. the fit he has in that one trailer? 10/10. its a fit. :) blowing kisses to the player? in love. the fucking devious giggle he has? incredible. when he breaks into locke's car just to be a fucking menace? the first golfgoat moment. the goat noises. the singing. the silly little words. him deciding to fuck with everyone always. <3 <3 <3 Vlad is me when I stop giving a shit about what people think about me.

#ramblings #vlad my beloved #payday 2 #do u guys think he'll be in the show or in 3 #i hope so i miss him. #why do they make him leave the safehouse </3 #hes so silly #imagine if they make vlad and hello kitty canon. imagine

[akemithedemon]

Making Bain the Great Sage was the best decision I have ever made.

#payday 2 #Payday game #miitopia #random thoughts #Imagine if Bain got possessed by a demon

[jacket-enjoyer-69]

It is 11:56am and I was struck by a muse. Heister shaming signs.

Dallas: I work too much.

Houston: I’m a coffee snob and it makes us late to every heist.

Chains: I have anger management issues, albeit for good reasons.

Hoxton: I get paranoid every time Joy orders new computer parts.

Wolf: I need to put the fucking drill down.

Clover: I keep listening in on everyone’s conversations and then getting upset with them over secrets they haven’t told anyone.

John Wick: I get lost in the plan and forget where everyone else is.

Dragan: Keeps picking sports team based fights in the basement on purpose then leaving the discussion when it becomes a fist fight.

Jacket: I won’t use guns when I REALLY should be.

Bonnie: Drinks on the job then complains that her aim is bad.

Sokol: I keep antagonizing Jacket then get anxious about it.

Jiro: I gas Sangres up so he does stupid shit in the safehouse.

Bodhi: I think about working on surfboard designs while in meetings and blank on the entire plan.

Jimmy: I forget the entire plan upon arrival and run in ahead of everyone else.

Scarface: I don’t listen to the plan and decide to just follow everyone else, then run in after Jimmy.

Sydney: I keep tagging the FBI headquarters and riling them up making it harder to do things in secret.

Rust: Always “Forgets” whether there are civilians in a room or not and throws a grenade anyway.

Sangres: Shows up to every heist drunk, can’t figure out how his aim is so good.

Duke: I will tell you all about Hieronymus Bosch if you get too close.

Joy: Won’t stop hacking the NSA. JOY THEY CAN’T GATHER INTEL WE CAN STEAL IF THEY’RE TOO BUSY DOING INTERNAL INVESTIGATIONS.

Fox: I keep getting into trouble and have to get bailed out. :(

Bonus Contractors:

Bain: I don’t rest and keep getting sick and behaving like a big baby over it.

The Dentist: I overplan for everything and it’s now your problem.

Vlad and Locke: There is no sign, just the two of them in a big shirt that says, “This is our getting along shirt.”

The “Elephant”: I can’t pick a side. :(

The Butcher: I’m perfect. :)

#pd2 #payday 2 #oc heister #listen #I have to include Fox in everything #they are EVER present #also I'd like to imagine the Dallas one he's asleep at his desk #Chains and Rust do not look like they have any reason to apologize for their behavior #Bain's is the sign leaned on his back while he's asleep at his desk #nobody knows who took the photo #I mean bain posting knows #;)

[hoxooster]

It’s time for Crimefest 2022, lads!

The Cash Blaster is back, along with a new little friend for us to hangout with. Keep those helmets flying!

#PAYDAY 2 #PD2 #masks #screenshot #crimefest #fan project #Player Experience #The pig snorts if you go by it before giving it any bags--and once you throw one in it dances. #Cute little fucker. #Going from Stage 3 to 4 for it is really annoying though. #I can only imagine what it's like to get to Stage 5. #Update news