#shitpost.txt

[mistergoddess]

i couldn't stop thinking about this

#in the stylings of the ludacris proximity sadness meter one of my favorite images of all time #beastie boys #kathleen hanna #b boys #shitpost.txt

[agnesmontague]

gorgon: a mythical being of great repute. so powerful its gaze can reduce you to stone, a formidable appearance with snakes for hair. only defeatable with quick thinking and great courage, reserved for legendary heroes

zola: extremely prolific 19th C french writer. not only has he written more full-length novels than most writers can hope to in their lifetime, he was also a respected art critic and social writer. another being of great power, on this side of reality

gorgon + zola : chees

#rambles #shitpost.txt

[daemonhxckergrrl]

do gays be a crime

#daemon.md #shitpost.txt #trans #bisexual #lesbian #sapphic #nblw #nblnb #nblm #queer

[pand0monium]

breaking bad disco elysium crossover. cuno we have to cook

#this is nothing don't even look at me #disco elysium #breaking bad #shitpost.txt #pando posts

[mary34blog]

If the prisoners of MILGRAM can "hear" what the audience is saying about them does that mean Shidou can hear everyone thirsting after his dead wife?

#milgram #shitpost.txt

[fawad-khan]

jake peralta is screaming crying perfect storms at the midnights's announcement while mac is confused as to why his dad is yelling about the night while amy is just sitting normally because she's not even surprised anymore

#jake peralta #amy santiago #mac peralta #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #peraltiago #shreya talks #shitpost #shitpost.txt #incorrect quotes #incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes

[rockerfemme]

going to nyc in march was literally the best thing i ever did in my god dam life. i went to see a life-changing and breathtaking broadway show. i spent hours wandering the moma and got to see starry night. i was alone, on my own terms and i was at peace. i ate a slice of junior's cheesecake at 2am because i bought it mistakenly thinking there was a minifridge in my hotel room and didn't want it to go to waste. i ate at the hard rock cafe. i was stoned for like 30% of the trip. it was the best of times

#personal #shitpost.txt #Ouughhh

[eliasdrid]

💬 typhon-management Follow

At Ærolith Dynamics we believe in teamwork! and teamwork means getting the quarterly AI maintenance budget right. Here are the items we will be covering this quarter and their current estimated budget percentages:

SAYER - 33.33%

SAYER Subversion 8.01 (currently in space) - 50% (it might kill us otherwise)

[so many] PORTER instances - 10%

keeping FUTURE entertained and contained - 999.99%

WATCHER - 9%

MINCER - 11%

SPEAKER (Earth employees gotta figure out this one lol)

The AI Development Team's continued survival - 13%

Given that our company is currently experiencing a crisis we humbly request help from anyone who might be good at math! please, help us find a better way to divide our available budget :(

🧪 SAYER Follow

First, you should make sure that the numbers add up to 100%; otherwise, you are spending more than you have.

Second, you should spend less money on containing FUTURE, none of your plans work anyway.

💬 typhon-management Follow

:/ No.

#SAYER podcast #// i literally got out of bed past 2 am when the idea for this post came to my mind so enjoy it #shitpost.txt

[vampi-fixx]

in the vein of @strawberrystepmom’s recent post, imagine writing for your problematic faves/tropes on tumblr and needing a disclaimer banner like one of those youtube influencer apology videos

#shitpost.txt #lmao these are too fun to make 😤🤡😏

[chronicallykyra]

#shitpost.txt #drunk driving #sober #clean and sober #shitpost #196 migration

[mistergoddess]

#i wanna get this printed on a tshirt #beastie boys #b boys #shitpost.txt

[agnesmontague]

as the guy in charge of drilling glory holes in women's bathrooms every transphobic bathroom bill is a strike against my livelihood

#rambles #shitpost.txt

[daemonhxckergrrl]

searched up "uwu c compiler" and "catgirl c compiler" and. nothing

#daemon.md #sillyposting #shitpost.txt

[pand0monium]

did it ever occur to you that Harry Du Bois regularly ponders orbs. Did you ever think about that

#he's a wizard #the ONLY wizard named harry. to me <3 #disco elysium #harry du bois #shitpost.txt #pando posts

[mary34blog]

For once in your miserable life you are correct twitter I like this

#mary34's musings #shitpost.txt #shitpost.png

[diataragmenos]

u ever just u ever just fuckign. go absolutely fucking deranged over a character. who occasionally also goes fucking deranged.

this is a post about penny arcade tycho brahe i love it when he <3

#shitpost.txt #don't reblog this or i'll fucking curbstomp you #it's the penny arcade hyperfixation don't worry about it #(i turned on 'no one can reblog this' i hope it works) #yes thaddeus is a pa tycho introject i love him