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glitterdoe · 1 year
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thinking about jesse pinkman shovel cam
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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year
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Ugh. (utmostaffection)
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hyperionshipping · 1 year
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Hodgins in my mind. He is showing me all his bugs and I am so fucking excited to hear him talk
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fakeversacepurse · 3 months
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18 -> 19 -> 21
I can’t believe i’m not even 22 yet and i’m almost 240lbs, I’ve wrecked that tight little waist! Tumblr has absolutely ruined my brain irreparably and all i want to do now is smoke, eat, watch porn and grow.
I’m the fat friend in every group and it’s so humiliating to know everyone saw me get this fat they know I have no will power, and they’re right.
I want to drop out of university and start gaining full time, start camming while shovelling takeout or chugging cream. I want to be teased and fattened publicly, made to to humiliating tasks, lose all dignity.
I want to make sure I can never leave this porn addiction, make pleasure and hedonism all I live for.
Ruin my brain, make me dumb, fat and horny <3
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THEY/THEM PRONOUNS
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theriverbeyond · 9 months
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It really is all about the teeth in this series.... the teeth in Kiriona's chest. The teeth in the roses John grew for his friends' wedding, the teeth in Column's eyes, the teeth lining the stoma. Teeth and love and eating. John on his knees, shoveling dirt into his mouth at the end of the world. Coronabeth, sobbing because she saw herself as a meal refused, Cam and Pal eating each other up and knawing on the bones. Harrow, on the terrace, cornered into consuming Gideon's soul because otherwise it would have all been for nothing. Loving someone so much you eat them, you eat each other, you forcefeed yourself to them as they scream. Loving someone so much your love grows teeth. Crunch.
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feyhunter78 · 11 months
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Can you please do part two of Pink Pastels? Thank you 🩷
I definitely can!!! I'm honestly such a sucker for dual povs I swear it's like my calling card, so this chapter is in Miguel's pov! Fun fact: the bf in this story is based off my best friend's college boyfriend who showed up high out of his mind to her place of work SEVERAL times (I obvi changed his name though bc I'm a nice person)
Pt 3
Pink Pastels Pt 2
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Miguel searches through every database, has Lyla run your face, your name, every detail he can find about you, and yet you only seem to appear here, in this universe where he swoops in right as your universe’s Miguel dies.
No one notices the switch. Not even his coworkers at Alchemax. In fact, they seem to welcome his “new attitude,” and he finds himself with a raise within the first two months.
This universe is quiet, the other him died from a fluke, embarrassingly enough. But it was so random, so unpredictable, that no one questioned “his” survival. So, life goes on as it had before, how he had watched it go on before.
The old woman who lives next door and watches Gabi when he’s “called into work late,” smiles at him, praises him for working so hard for his daughter. Gabi wakes up in the morning to him, her father, like always, eats breakfast, strawberries, blueberries, and honey on her toast, scrambled eggs with cheese, tomatoes, peppers, and a glass of milk. Then he drops her off at school on his way to work.
The monitors beep at him, and he turns back towards them. Finally, it’s found you in his universe, the victim of a plane crash, years before Gabi would even be born. It’s a painless death. You were among those killed on impact. Gone in a moment, but as he watches you here, in this new universe where his daughter is happy and thriving, he realizes just how desperately he wished he would have found you before you ever set foot in that airport.
“She’s pretty.” Lyla says, leaning forward, a teasing smile on her face. “Looks like someone’s got the hots for teacher?”
“No.” He deadpans, though he can’t tear his eyes from you. You’re sitting in a Mexican restaurant giggling into your margarita, another woman—Janey—sits across from you shoveling chips and queso into her mouth, making you laugh even harder.
You’re in that pink dress from earlier. It brightens your skin, hugs your curves but in a modest way, it’s more than appropriate for a teacher to wear, but he’s salivating at the thought of his talons tearing through it and exposing the soft flesh beneath.
Would you cry out for him? Cling to him as he fucks you? You look so pretty in pink, and he wants to go slow, keep you in that color for as long as possible, but he knows himself better than that. The moment he’s able to, he’ll shred the garment, leaving ribbons of fabric in his wake as he bends you over the nearest piece of furniture and slams into you. He wants to feel your warmth around him, hear you begging for him, his name falling from your perfect lips as he gropes your breasts, fangs scraping down your throat, marking you as his.
You laugh again at something the waiter said, and it’s musical, and perfect, you are perfect.
A twinge of jealousy, a foolish thing he knows, but the thought passes through his mind. It should be him making you laugh. He’s studied you now, he knows exactly what makes you laugh, what songs you hum as you prepare your classroom for the day, how you keep colorful Band-Aids in your purse because you just can’t turn off being a teacher, Janey.
And you’re Gabi’s favorite teacher, he wasn’t lying when he told you she talked about you, though he may have added the pretty part. She goes on and on about you, to the point where he almost doesn’t need the cams, he can get every bit of information from his daughter.
“And then, Ms. Y/N told us about her trip to Disney World! She went with her boyfriend, but I don’t know why.” Gabi says, collecting the animal shaped macaroni on her fork. He let her pick dinner, feeling guilty that he didn’t know she’d cried over her lost tooth.
He feels guilty about snapping at you too. He was already worked up, his job, the multiverse, traffic. And last night he forgot all about the Tooth Fairy, so in the morning Gabi was afraid the Tooth Fairy didn’t like her. But you don’t get rewards for losing things once you’ve grown up, and the idea of Gabi going into that pain blindly, having to watch as those she loves disappears around her makes him want to rip his heart from his chest.
“What do you mean Mija?” He asks, his own forkful of mac and cheese halfway to his mouth.
How had he missed you having a boyfriend? Was it serious? Did he treat you well? How easy would it be to make him disappear?
“Well, Ms. Y/N was really happy when she was talking about her trip, but then when she mentioned her boyfriend, she got sad.” Gabi explains, a frown tugging at her lips. “I don’t like him.”
“Yeah?” He prompts her, fighting the urge, to call up Lyla and have her run a search for your boyfriend.
“He came in one time on her birthday, but he was all weird and smelled bad.” Then she got up from the table and mimed stumbling and swaying. “And he walked like this. Ms. Y/N was really mad. Plus, he didn’t even bring her a present.”
Your boyfriend showed up to an elementary school—your place of work on your birthday, drunk, with no gift.
“That’s not nice, when was Ms. Y/N’s birthday?” If he was speaking to anyone but his daughter, he was sure they’d see right through them, but his sweet girl thought nothing of it.
“Last week, I wanted to tell you about it, but you were on your trip, so I told Tia Margo.”
Tia Margo, the old woman next door. He needs to speak with her about letting him know there was a drunk at his daughter’s school. Maybe next time he sees her in the hall, he’ll mention it to her.
“I wish you had told me, then maybe we could’ve gotten her a gift to make up for it.” He says, smiling at her, so she knows he’s not upset.
“I don’t think one gift would make it all better, she’s sad about her boyfriend a lot.” She emphasizes the last word, making the ending sound sharp as she stabs at her food.
“It sounds like he’s a bad boyfriend. Make sure you stay away from boys like him, Mija.” He can’t help but feel protective, even though she’s only six.
He watches as she eats, her hair in a simple braid, a sparkly pink hairband tying it off. “Who did your hair?”
She stops and proudly holds the braid up. “Ms. Y/N, well Emma did it first, but then it fell out when I did a cartwheel, so Ms. Y/N fixed it, and she said I could keep the hairband.”
If he focuses, he can smell the scent of you, mingled with the scent of his home, as if you’re already beside them in your rightful place.
“Maybe we should get her a thank-you gift?” He suggests, his heart warming at the excitement on Gabi’s face.
She is so good, so pure, and sweet. She is nothing like him, and yet she is everything he wished for her to be. He doesn’t know her mother, not in his original universe, but he knows her in this one, watched the other him break down over her leaving. Agony is a cannon event, no interference allowed. He hopes she never returns, that she stays away from his daughter. Doesn’t ruin her with her selfishness.
Just as your boyfriend is ruining you.
He waits until Gabi’s asleep to call out for Lyla. She appears and raises an eyebrow at the way he clutches your hairband.
“She has a boyfriend, find me everything you can on him.”
“I knew you had the hots for her.” Lyla laughs, disappearing before he can dismiss her.
He waits, packs Gabi’s lunch, slips two dollars under her pillow because he’ll be damned if his daughter believes some magical creature doesn’t like her, then cleans the kitchen and his bedroom three times over until finally Lyla returns.
“Okay, boss, you’re gonna want to sit down for this.”
Tag list: @nyctophilic0vitnir, @miggyoharaswife, @badbishsblog, @aeryns--playground
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Which members of the Batfam stalk their family members when said family member is on a date? Which ones give the shovel talk out? And which ones try to give terrible dating advice?
Gives punny pickup lines – Dick
Gives good relationship advice – Kate
Gives bad relationship advice – Cullen
Gives the shovel talk – Jason
Picks out nice clothes – Selina
Recommends a good restaurant – Alfred
Sets up a spy cam – Barbara
Watches from the rooftop – Harper
Hides in the bushes – Cassandra
Follows in a good disguise – Tim
Follows in a bad disguise – Stephanie
Follows in no disguise – Damian
Pretends to be a waiter – Bruce
The one on the date – Duke
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loveandleases · 8 months
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currently imagining MC and Cam having a post-breakup comfort sesh with ice cream just trash talking Chris and MC casually says “Chris is such an ass, why couldn’t they be more like you, Cam. You’re like… the ideal partner” and then moves on, unaware of Cam currently losing his mind.
You're making me feel bad anon (the fact I can see this happening hurt worse) Our sweet Cam.
Cam- He stands up so abruptly that his pint of ice cream falls to the floor. You look over at him, spoon in your mouth, eating your feelings. "Cam?"
You watch as he goes to the couch, head first into the pillows, and screams into it.
After several minutes, and deep breaths later Cam walks over to sit beside you, he meets your questioning look. "Brain freeze." Cam reaches out for your wrist, keeping you from eating the bite of ice cream on your spoon. Instead, shoveling it into his mouth. He looks into your eyes as he does so.
"Cam..what are yo-"
"Yours taste better." He makes a motion to clean up his toppled-over pint, this allows him to hide the blush creeping up on his cheeks.
It was an indirect kiss, no doubt about it. He did it with such intention, his hand sliding along his lip. Wondering if you thought the same thing.
The ideal partner....then why not make me yours?
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sprout-fics · 9 months
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How about "I'm staying, okay? You don't have to be alone tonight." And Gaz? 💖
We’ve had some Gaz comforting for a bit, let’s have Gaz be the one who’s comforted
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You find him by the track. 
He’d vanished after the briefing, had said narry a word and had ducked out before anyone could stop him. You could guess why from the tense hold of his shoulders, the grimacing press of his lips as Price relayed the information from the interrogation to you all. It had taken a lot to get your prisoner to crack, and though you nor Gaz had a hand directly in it, watching through the security cams, it had rolled your stomach all the same. It was the first time you’d seen Price use such grizzly tactics on someone before, and though you knew the man was capable of such violence, it didn’t erase the moral ambiguity of subjecting another person to such harsh levels of pain.
It hadn’t taken long for you to excuse yourself.
Gaz has more experience in the field than you by several years. He’s seen things far beyond what you have seen. You know by now that it picks at the secret sentimental heart inside him, stretches the fibers of his soul in a way that makes his body feel too small for his spirit bursting at the seams. The conflict of war, of duty weighs heavy on his shoulders in a way he tries desperately to conceal, to bite down and soldier on.
Sometimes, on nights like this, it threatens to overspill inside him.
He’s staring at the stars when you get there, the floodlights for the track now dark and casting you both in strange shadows. He’s as high on the bleachers as he can possibly be, feet planted on the next set of seats, arms resting on his knees as he looks up to the sky for guidance. Your ascent is noticeable, boots thudding metallically on the tin stairs. He ignores you until you sidle up beside him wordlessly, listen to the leathery creak of his gloves as he grips them tighter. 
“Are we doing the right thing?” He asks without preamble, voice grim, eyes flinty as they glint in the midnight. You let the silence linger, waiting for him to say more. He doesn’t.
“That information could save lives, Gaz.” You remind him in a soothing murmur, and Gaz’s head drops to look at his boots.
“I know. I know that.” He grits, and you know his anger isn’t at you. “And he- he was a monster. You read the report about him…”
He stills, forces an exhale, not finishing his words. He doesn’t have to.
There’s space between you, filled by the chill of nighttime air. You forgot to bring your hoodie. The one that smells like him. You’re not sure if you should press closer under the guise of warmth, not sure if you’re allowed yet. 
“I just…I wonder if it’s all worth it.” He says then, voice very small, as if he’s afraid of his own confession.
You’re not sure what to say. You can lie, tell him it is, that your torturing of this man will be the key to finding your target and bringing him to justice. Or you could confess the same words as him, continue to fester his doubt so it eats him alive. 
Instead, you stay silent. 
Gaz doesn’t speak either, holding the remainder of his inner conflict inside him, face pinched as he wars with himself. You know come morning he’ll bury it six feet under and march back with the shovel in his hand, ready for orders. In this moment, however, you’re witness to the raw vulnerability of him, a man who’s lost and staring at the stars for answers. 
You shiver involuntarily as a breeze whisps across your bare arms, and it draws a sidelong glance from him. 
“You should get inside.” He murmurs quietly. He’s building a wall between you, refusing to subject you to his own wallowing, trying to stay strong for himself and the team. You watch him grow distant, the space between you lengthening as he builds barriers and refuses to bare himself. 
Without thinking, you reach for his hand, fingers halfway encircling his wrist as if you can anchor him to you. 
 "I'm staying, okay?” You whisper, drawing his suddenly wide-eyed gaze to you. “You don't have to be alone tonight."
He blinks, stares at you, echoes your words in his thoughts.
Then you see it, the way he folds, sinks in on himself, shoulders dropping and eyes pooling with grief.
“Thank you.” He tells you quietly, gratitude threatening to crack in his throat. He intertwines his fingers with yours, holds them to his chest for just a moment so you can feel his heartbeat, and even then he doesn’t let go.
You sit with him for longer than you think, stare up at the stars with him in silence. You can hear the fractures of him mending slowly, aided by your presence. When the chill carves into your limbs, you don’t complain.
He holds you against his warmth under the dark heavens
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tiyoin · 1 year
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someone’s jealous ~
1/19/23 - 5:55 pm
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idia didn’t know what you saw in that muscle head.
he was a hater at heart and he hated him, and he made it clear as day.
“this one’s different” you swooned over the phone. he could just picture your fluttering lashes, twirling your hair as your uniform skirt fluttered around you as spun around in room like some kind of princess.
“he’s honest and he’s sweet” he heard a light thump. “please” he huffed, his steady keyboard taps getting more and more aggressive. his sharp, piranha teeth clenching in concentration.
“he would do nothing to hurt me”
“he’s a guy!” idia shouted, tips of his flaming hair turning pink as he glowered at the GAME OVER on his screen. it’s old arcade font only ticked him off further as he pushed away from his computer, the wheels of his gaming chair scratching against his wood floor.
“what is this, schmuk number 6?”
he teased, leaning over and raiding his mini snack cabinet, smiling once he found the chips he was looking for. rolling back over as he popped a chip in his mouth he said “20 bucks you break up at the end of the week”
“idia!” you shrieked, the male snickered as you began berating him, calling him all sorts of names, and that he’s wrong, that this one’s different-
though he never believed you. fate playing your record on rewind as he waited for the count down to finish so he could try the final boss again.
“we’ll at least i’m not a virgin” you teased, static immediately following as he only guessed you were now laying flat on your bed, plushies propping up your phone to keep it from falling.
“i go to an all boys school” he shrugged, wiping his hands of the chip dust “if i weren’t i’d be concerned” he glanced at the chip bag, then to the screen. he pushed the bag aside, not before stealing. a final fistful and shoveling it into his mouth. you paused for a second.
“no you’re right. that means you’d actually pull someone”
“you really think i’d go for a normie” there was a pregnant pause. “well,” idia huffed at the topic change “i’m going on a date with him in an hour so- you’re helping me get ready”
he rolled his eyes, quickly accepting the magi-cam call as he pushed his phone off to the side a bit.
“idia-“
“gaming”
“just take a quick peek” you purred
“busy” he yawned
“idia”
“i will hang up”
“fine” you huffed, shuffling following after you let out a defeated sigh.
he would feel a bit bad if it wasn’t the 6th guy in 2 months. your horrid love life now becoming his source of amusement. of course he felt bad, as every late night call that consisted of you crying your eyes out at ritualistic text reading always ground his gears.
he’s told you to give the dating scene a rest, come game and watch anime with him. shut out the world that is so cruel to you and stay safe and warm with him in the comfort of your dorms.
but you were too bright to be dimmed, you were like a phoenix, born to be free, fated to be shot down, only to come out renewed and stronger than before. yet here he was, trying to cage you and keep you as a prized pigeon.
no matter how hard he tried to shoot you down, you were always too high.
so he watched from below, supporting you whenever you needed (from afar of course, the distance between schools separating him from you) in your ventures. admiring how easily you could charm the eye and ensnare the senses. how you could go up to someone, and with a sway of your hips have them follow you like a lost puppy.
(he shifted uncomfortably, suddenly feeling a bit called out as that’s what happened to him not too long ago)
he cleared his throat, attempting to focus on star rogue as you mindlessly chatted. “so uh, what school does he go to”
“RSA”
almost as fast as his character died, his head snapped towards the phone screen. the once dark phone now lighting up in a bright, neon blue as his hair illuminated his sickly features. “what did you say” he drawled, breathe hitched as you repeated yourself.
great. not only is he some male lead in a romance game with his tall and striking figure, voluminous orange hair and one hell of a grin. but he’s also some stupid RSA snob.
it was game over for him even before it even began.
‘herc’ (ugliest name btw) was some limited SSR character, with his own weapon and artifact set. meanwhile he was that one lame character that appears in every banner that no one wants.
“c’mon idia i’m leaving in an hour! i need help” you whined, breaking him from his self deprecating thoughts as his hair started to simmer, and when it simmered, he simmered, and when he simmered, he got mad.
he threw his phone on his bed, ignoring the small thump as he wondered why he was still even talking to you. the only time you talked to him was when you were bored or had some new boy toy you wanted to tell him about (your pretty little friends were probably annoyed half to death like he was starting to get)
his stomach churned just thinking about you gushing to your girlfriends about ‘hercules’ ( c’mon who hates their child that much??).
about how tall he is
(he’s over 6 foot!)
about how strong he is, his sweat covered muscles shining in the sunlight.
idia unconsciously rubbed his arm
about his luxurious, wavy hair
idia glanced at his dark monitor, messy blue flames out lined his gloomy, skinny face. though his eyes focused on his mouth, the blue lipstick you got him a bit smudged from the chips he ate earlier. he grinned into his mirror, pearly whites muted by the blue lighting.
he bet hunkules had normal teeth, teeth that don’t cause bleeding when you bit into a chip too aggressively, teeth that won’t make children and adults alike gasp in fear, wondering what kinds of things he eats.
“idia can you just tell me what outf-“
“sorry, not feeling well” he didn’t let you finish as he hung up on you, veins popping along his forearms as he stared at the messages of you begging him to answer, new ones appearing of you asking him why he hung up. his phone rang, your contact photo taking up the whole screen.
your happy face shone back at him, you were smiling so hard your eyes crinkled, your mouth was slightly ajar as your normal teeth twinkled.
falling onto his bed, he pushed away the question of how he got there, deciding to just accept the glitch and bury his head into his pillow. ignoring the vibrating of his phone and the loading screen of his monitor.
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for my idia fans 🤭 you know who you are bbg 🫦
i’ll have the jack fic ready soon i promise 😩
i meant for this to be a childhood friend idia x reader, hercules au but i ended going off the rails.. 😋
also kind of gave up at the end whoops
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biracy · 1 month
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The only game I play that I think the guys from tlt would also play is Lethal Company because the plot of Gideon the Ninth is basically already Lethal Company. Gideon would be the designated shovel guy (attacking bugs? She does that too!), Harrow would be the flashlight guy, Cam would be the walkie-talkie guy, and Pal would be the guy who sits back in the ship and tells everyone where to go
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gosmigenergy · 7 months
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KINKTOBER 2023 / Day Nine
( Benny Miller x F!Reader )
SLUTWEAR / SQUIRTING/CUMSHOTS / PROSTITUTION/CAMMING/SEX-FOR-SERVICE
Summary: After learning that Benny is on Only Fans, he wants you to have a starring role in one of his videos. (Honestly, one of my favourite prompts on @absurdthirs's list!)
Warnings: Mentions of food, sex on camera, biting, oral - female receiving, fingering, squirting, P in V, unprotected sex (use protection irl please, even Benny would tell you), rough sex, a little begging, no use of Y/N
Word Count: 4.7k
Notes: I feel like I should give a little back story to the unprotected sex. In the ‘terms and conditions’ you joked about with Santiago, you did state what contraception you’re on and the boys know. You plus the boys are clean STI wise, you all got checked before entering the relationship.
Always use a condom irl for additional protection.
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“You’re kidding.”
Benny had taken you to a diner not far from the match, his post-fight ritual of maple soaked pancakes very much needed. The pair of you were laughing over how you met, how your friends fawned over him, unable to keep their hands off his glistening abs but it was you who caught his attention. You who was shaking your head in disbelief at your friends’ adoration for a man they’d just watch fight but maybe now, things were making sense.
“You do not have an Only Fans,” you point your fork at him.
His smile broadens, “Of course I do.”
You wouldn’t put it passed him.
Benny’s physique is always in top form because of MMA, his sexual stamina off the charts if you compare it to the rest of the boys, he was energetic and charismatic and also packing.
Doing the math, it all adds up.
“Then show me.”
He rummages to find his phone out of his pocket, his thumb swiping before tapping the screen and handing it over.
At this time of night, there was rarely another soul in the place yet you still felt the need to hunch your frame and shield the screen from anyone else’s view. His top banner was a ridiculously good photo of his ass, his profile a backwards cap with a little embroidered white bunny. His profile reading:
‘Let’s work out together ;) Have a glimpse at my private nudes, post work-out showers and see what I can do with my hands! DM a request that tickles my fancy and you’ll be one lucky lady!’
“Why’d you start?”
“It was lockdown, I was bored and heard all these people mentioning it. When it paid for my rent that month, I didn’t find myself wanting to stop.”
You had no qualms with his reasoning.
“Gym Bunny?”
“I dunno, people liked watching me work out,” he sipped on his water, “and I fuck like a Duracell bunny so…”
You choke on your hot chocolate.
He watches as you try to compose yourself, hiding his smile as he shovelled more sweet, fluffy sponge into his mouth.
You were quick to flip the phone screen to the table before the waitress came to see if you were ok, you politely waved her off, Benny thanking her for bringing another glass of water. You attention returns to the phone, unable to stop looking.
Out of all the photos and videos, you realise there’s never been anyone else, your expression scrunches.
“What are you thinking, darlin’?”
He never pronounced the ‘g’.
“You’ve never had anyone else in your stuff.”
“I had plenty of offers to partake, never found a good enough match until you.”
You blush, breaking your eyes away as you pass his phone back to him. He sighed, slipping his hand into yours before it could escape, a thumb tracing on your knuckles. You met his eyes again, the colour brighter from the neon lights that beat down on him. His one cheekbone is pink and puffy with the swell of a punch, the eyebrow dressed with slithers of plaster.
You stretch your other hand, the cuff of Benny’s hoodie engulfing the palm you press to his injuries. You’ve seen worse on him, he’s seen worse than you could imagine but there he was still smiling.
“Just, think about it, yeah?”
“I will do, Bunny.”
He chuckles, leaning into you touch.
It was your next Saturday with Benny that you agreed to take part in one of his videos and Benny didn’t bring it up again until you spoke about it first, he listened to your terms.
“I don’t want my face on camera.”
“Easy, we’ll shoot it at an angle that cuts off you head, if your face is shown at any point, I’ll blur it out.”
“Wait, you know how to do that?”
He nodded, “One of the first things I learnt.”
You’d ask about that another time.
“I also don’t want to fuck in your gym.”
“We’ll take photos in the gym, fuck in the bedroom.”
“Can I wear the hat?”
“No, I wear the hat.”
You pout.
“I’ll take a couple of pictures with you wearing it once we’re done.”
You smile, bobbing on the balls of your feet. The initial nerves you had with this had spread to make something more exciting, you had been giddy since you stepped through the front door, much to Benny’s delight. You’d done exactly what he asked and arrived in your best sports gear, the ones that show off your silhouette.
“Anything else?”
“What are we gonna call each other?”
“Well, you can barely string a sentence together when I fuck y—“
You swat his chest and he pretends like it hurts.
“How about I call you Bunny?”
You blink, “But that’s you.”
He shrugged, “Maybe you could be the Bunny to my Gym.”
Your brows knot, head cocking to one side.
“Yeah, I heard it.”
Benny kissed you firmly on the lips before excusing himself, he would do a light workout to ‘get the glow’ and set up the space for a shoot, he’d call you when he was done. You tried to find ways of distracting yourself, wandering around the rooms of his house because you’d never received a formal tour and then you remembered this was the longest time you’d been in his place. He always took you out somewhere, a bar, a restaurant, the diner, anywhere but here.
Though you think you’d like to stay here much more.
Here was homely, cosy, decorated with framed photos of family and friends, little touches that notes Benny underneath that jack-the-lad personality.
You jump when he calls you.
Gripping the door handle, you notice your hand shaking a little.
He was glowing alright.
Sweat clung to each defined muscle, soaked through to his vest, his shorts pulled higher to display his thighs. Droplets fell from the ends of his dirty blonde locks hidden by his signature backwards cap.
He laughed, coming to you to close your agape jaw.
“So easily distracted.”
The temperature in your cheeks rises.
“I’ve taken some solo pics,” he guides you towards the bench. “Now, I know you know how to pose for photos but this is a little different, you’re gonna really need to exaggerate your assets, darlin’.”
You swallow, “Ok.”
He helped you loosen up, turned you into some sort of contortionist as he forced you to bend your back further and stick your ass out more. You were never going to become a model but with Benny as your photographer, you had every chance of becoming one.
After you’d relaxed, he introduced himself into the frame.
Benny’s approached to the photoshoot was much like how he was on match night, he mostly remained straight faced and gave direct instruction, gently moving you if he saw it fit. In all his serious though, his expression was soft around the edges and if you cracked, the corner of his lips curled and a swift laugh rose from his chest.
“God, that shot of your hand on my dick through my shorts looks so fucking good.”
Honestly, Benny got hard as soon as he started taking photos of you and when the opportunity arose, you took it. And it’s not like you weren’t turned on yourself, you felt your arousal pool between your thighs as you hovered millimetres away from him.
“Do you need to set up your room?”
“It won’t take long, kind of need you to sit in on it, if you don’t mind?”
You smile, “I’m happy to help.”
You perched at the end of the bed whilst Benny adjusted the lights. He’d already set them up ready, he was fiddling with the heights and moving them a fraction to the left or right, occasionally asking you to switch positions.
It was when he brought the camera and tripod in that you felt the knot in your stomach.
He noticed your demeanour change.
“Hey,” he cupped your face. “You ok?”
You try to smile but it’s fleeting, “Feeling a little nervous.”
The photoshoot felt so intoxicating but this, this was feeling like all eyes were on you.
“Bunny,” he’d slipped your new pet name a couple of times to get you used to it. He took you in both hands and crotched to be at your eye level. “You were fucking fantastic for those photos, if you want to tap out now you can.”
“But I want to do it.”
Benny got it.
He had sent nudes and dick pics to lovers in the past, filming your private life to go on a website was a different playing field, even he had first day jitters when he started. As long as you’re happy and comfortable, you’ll be fine and he can make sure you’re both of those things and more.
“Focus on me, even when you can’t see me, focus on what I’m doing. Remember your head isn’t in the shot, close your eyes if you need to, shut out the room, forget there’s even a camera.”
You give him a reassuring nod.
“The safe word is foxtrot if you change your mind.”
Santiago had gotten you used to a safe word, foxtrot shouldn’t be hard to remember, confusing them was more probable.
He brings a gentle kiss to your lips and you return, hot and heavy. Slipping a tongue over your bottom lip, he pulls himself away, biting the inside of his cheek. All he wanted to do was keep it going but he knew he needed to turn on the camera.
“Sorry, Bunny.”
He backs away.
“Where do you want me?”
His eyes flick to the screen, your pouting lips and nose just on the edge, already stripped down to your simple thong.
“Stay right there,” he winks.
You giggle at his display.
Pushing an index finger, Benny saunters back over to you, blocking the little red light from view. He angles himself to one side, pushing your one leg with his so your soaking panties are on view for all to see. Leaning over, he cups your face and kisses you on the lips slowly before he sinks his teeth into your bottom lip, pulling back.
He tilts your head towards the camera knowing all too well your swelling, parted lips would be in the shot, bringing his lips to your ear.
“They’re going to fucking love you,” he whispered, inaudible to the camera’s mic.
The shiver travelled down your spine, your back arching towards him as your breath hitched. He caught the gasp in his mouth with force, tongue slipping through to yours where they moved rhythmically. With one hand firmly holding onto the duvet, your other snaked over his broad shoulders to settle on the back of his neck. You leaned back, lengthening your neck and pushing out your tits just as he taught you.
He smoothed both hands over your body, ensuring he drew around every curve as they went to settle at your waist. He brushed his fabric covered cock along the inside of your leg, groaning at the friction.
You moved your hand back over and down the front of his chest, playing with the hem of his vest.
“You want this off?”
“Yes,” you say in a breath.
Benny took it off in one smooth motion, hat still attached to his head, and you wonder what the muscles in his back looked like on camera. You look up to him with doe eyes, mouth agape with a dumbfounded expression.
The smile on his face twists into a smirk.
“You’re too easy.”
“And you talk too much,” you quip back, your mouth working quicker than your brain.
What was that?!
He cocks his head, his one eyebrow arching, this was new and he liked it.
“Well, I better put my mouth to better use.”
Neither of you had a script or plan for this video but you getting cocky in your role was definitely something the two of you didn’t see coming. You swallowed, only having enough time to process the fact you were now in trouble, and the next thing you realised was Benny latched onto your neck.
You yelp softly as he sucks, his weight baring down.
The duvet grows taut under your hand, the other instinctively grabbing onto the first thing it can find, the elasticated waist of his shorts.
Once he parts his lips from you, he licks the wound then trails kisses down to your chest. He cups a breast in one hand and flicks his thumb against the hardening nipple, smiling at the sweet little noise that comes from your throat.
Kissing your breast twice, he draws a circle with his tongue before taking your nipple in his mouth and nuzzling.
Your head falls back, a moan escaping.
There’s a sense of movement along your forgotten thigh, his palm warm as he spreads you further apart. His touch is soft, brushing towards your crotch and back again, then he squeezes quickly and lightly three times. It was a signal every one of the boys used, three squeezes was asking if everything was ok when you couldn’t speak and you would give the same in return.
Your knuckles grazed his navel, three short squeezes.
His tongue darted to your nipple before he sunk his teeth in, a sharp tinge pulsing through the nerve endings and settling in your cunt, your walls twitching around nothing as your juices trickle, soaking your thong. He lets go, soothing with his mouth and sucking one last time, releasing your nipple with a pop.
Your head snaps up with the lack of touch and you meet his eyes as he straightens up to see your face. The grip you had on his shorts falls, fingertips delicate on his cock, the fabric shifts under your touch.
“Shall we show everyone how wet you are, hm?”
Stepping in front of you, his thumbs coil under the minute hem and you lift your hips for him to pull them off. He hooks them off one leg before making more of a show with the other, he hisses, seeing your glistening pussy.
“Shiiit.”
He steps to one side, lifting one leg and working your thong off, holding your ankle near his waist.
The temperature in your cheeks rises, your chest flushing.
“Oh, Bunny, you’re so wet for me.”
Benny loved how wet you could get.
The lights worked their magic and he rocked your hips carefully side to side for the camera to pick up that beautiful shine.
“Are you gonna play with me or not?”
You’re pouting at him.
“I’m only giving the viewers what they want,” he says, stroking the back of your thigh, coaxing a shudder from you.
Your eyes flitted to his bulge, his cock straining against it’s material prison.
“I’m sure they’d rather see that huge cock stretch my little pussy.”
It’s not like you told a lie, it’s just that Benny didn’t have you where he wanted you yet.
“They do but you’re not ready for me yet.”
Your eyebrows knotted, of course you were fucking ready for him, and that’s when it clicked that he probably wanted you writhing, quivering and pleading under him so his audience knew just how good he was.
His fingertips travel over your stomach, brushing through perfectly trimmed bikini line to rest on your mound. He takes a single finger, the one he uses on the trigger of a gun, and presses it delicately against your clit, your thighs twitching with the touch.
Teeth sinking into your bottom lip, a high pitched sound catches in your chest as he starts to draw circles.
Benny inspects the quirks in your face - the flare of your nostrils, how the colour leaves your lips as you try to stop yourself from making a noise, how your eyelashes flutter and cast shadows across you cheeks, hair sticking to your forehead.
He spreads two fingers through the outer lips of your pussy and groans in unison with you.
His palm still grazes your mound, the friction sending shockwaves through your spine as you lean your back to the bed. You fight every instinct that tells you to close your legs, loving the feel of his hand working it’s way through the muscles of your thigh.
But camera needs to see it, the audience needs to see it as he plunges two fingers knuckle deep into your slit.
You cry, toes curling.
The squelching from your pussy was obscene, it filled your ears and seemingly echoed around the room. Benny worked his fingers in and out at an alarming pace, your slick coating his fingers, dripping to the duvet.
You could feel the knot growing tighter in your stomach, the tension in your core building as he figured out the spot that gained the biggest reaction, your body against you. Throwing an arm over your eyes, you squeeze your eyes shut, dots appearing in your vision as you felt your loins burn.
He knew how to break you in so many ways yet what he chose to do next was new.
His thumb came to your clit, playing with that oversensitive pearl, easing you into a sense of comfort before he pinched his hand. The fingers in your cunt hit that spongey spot and his thumb pressed hard.
You scream, the surge of your orgasm rushing through your body, spraying your juices over his hand to a puddle on the floor.
“That’s it.”
Your legs vibrate, chest rising and falling quickly as you try to recover, a few more squirts slipping out.
He leaned over and pressed a kiss to your stomach which twitched at the touch. Continuing to rub your clit with all his fingers, he comes to your ear to whisper.
“Pope told me you could be a squirter.”
Dick.
However, two could play that game.
“Your brother knew first.”
Benny hunched over, laughter rolling from his chest, “Ouch.”
“But maybe you could make me squirt from your cock?”
He always loved a challenge.
Straightening up, he stepped back as if he was admiring his work before he spoke aloud for the camera to pick up.
“You want to cum all over my cock next, Bunny?”
“Yes, please.”
You lift yourself up to watch as he yanks his hard cock free, the tip coated in pre cum. Taking the camera, he covers one hand over the lens and brings the tripod closer. 
“Hold your leg up, make sure they can see you.”
He taps your one leg and you cup under the knee, bringing it towards your chest, angling it to the side to open up your pussy. From the screen on the back, he sees how soaked you are, droplets clinging and rolling down your skin.
Taking his cock in his hand, he glides the tip up and down your folds, notching your clit as it passes. You whimper, shivering as goosebumps arrive to your thighs. His fingertips brush along the side of your other leg, bringing your attention to him.
Benny smiles softly before mouthing ‘relax’.
Off camera, you take his hand in yours and squeeze three times then lean back to the safety of the bed. He pushes into your entrance, head dipped to watch as your folds stretch around him, stopping at his tip for you to adjust around him. His lack of movement has you mewling, walls clenching to what they can get.
Pressing a palm to the lower part of your stomach, he slides further in, a chuckle catching in a groan.
“You feel so fucking good.”
He takes you at a languid pace, his hips rolling to make a show of pulling in and out of you, the tip of his cock peeking before he pushes back in. Each blow has a soft but sweet singular grunt slipping from your lips. His thumb moves to press over your clit, stoking the flame of desire in your lower belly and sending through your body in a silent cry. As he begins to rub that sensitive bud, your hand snaps to his wrist with a sharp slap.
It’s the first time you’ve ever seen Benny’s eyes turn dark, a hooded glance to you as a smile curled on his lips. His other hand cups your ass before holding you above the safety of the bed. He slides out, your building arousal aiding in the smooth motion.
His next thrust fills you to the hilt.
“Oh fuck,” you cry.
You see the bliss come to his face, his long lashes fluttering, head tilting as he slowly draws back, the friction of your closing walls almost keeping him in. His Adam’s apple bobs as he swallows hard before he comes back to his senses, dropping his head and honing in on your pussy like it’s a target.
Then he’s nothing but relentless.
He thrusts are fast yet heavy, the force of each one rutting you deeper into the mattress, your one hand bundling the duvet into fist as you try to hold on. His fingernails bury into the flesh of your ass while your nails sink further into his wrist, his thumb plucking your clit as if you were a stringed instrument set to break under his use.
Words tumble out of you yet you’re overflowing with pleasure and have no idea if anything you say is making sense, whether anything you say is actually getting through to him.
Benny snarls, your walls pulsating around his cock, legs trembling.
You’re close, you’re so fucking close.
With his palm still outstretched, he leans into your stomach and hears your protests before every part of you goes rigid.
You scream, your juices seeping before he pulls himself out, allowing the floodgates to open. He knows it’s downright filthy, hearing the gush and the splash as you practically ruin his laminate flooring but he’s so enamoured with you right now.
His cock is twitching, balls heavy.
Your body goes limp, chest heaving as you try to catch your breath, closing your eyes as the room spins. Benny presses a kiss to your stomach, shockwaves dancing through muscle, spreading a luscious warmth.
“Want me to fill you with my cum?” He notches his tip at your entrance.
“Yes,” your voice is hoarse, “Please, please, please.”
He won’t last long.
Your inner walls hug him as he reenters, the noise of your wetness obscene against the slap of his hips against yours. He lasts another minute before his movements begin to stutter.
In your cock drunk haze, you prop yourself up on an elbow, your other hand stretching to run your fingertips down his chest. The sweat clings to the ridges as his abdominals tighten, your feather light touch electrifying as he thrusts as deep as he can go, your breath hitching.
With a groan, he spills his seed inside you, coating your walls.
His flexed muscles go slack, his balls throbbing as he milks himself. Sighing, he pulls out his cock and watches his creamy cum spill with a gurgle.
Looking up at him, a meek smile on your lips and it’s like the Benny you know everyday comes back into the room. His hand immediately reaches to the camera and with an accompanying bleep, the red dot goes out. He collapses onto you, hands roaming each inch of you, lips kissing every patch of skin and he starts rambling.
“I went too hard, I’m sorry darlin’,” he says. “I’m so sorry.”
Even as you throw the hat from his head and run your fingers through his hair, over his shoulders, he won’t stop apologising.
“Benny, Benny…”
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” his lips hanging loose as he meets your eye.
“Benny,” your voice is delicate, your hands cupping his face and drawing him closer, thumbs rubbing his cheeks. “It’s ok, I’m ok.”
He brushed a hand over your swollen pussy and you flinch, his brows furrow.
“It’s just a little sore.”
He’s not satisfied with your answer, you were going to be a little more than sore but he gladly slanted his lips over yours, sinking deeper, catching your sigh in his mouth.
“Let’s get you cleaned up.”
The room gradually came into view, luminous like you were still riding out your high.
Benny returned from the bathroom with a warm, damp towel. Dipping it between your folds, he cleaned the mess the pair of you made, his touch gentle.
“How are you still hard?”
He grins, “Remember, Duracell bunny.”
“How could I forget,” you giggle.
He continues to tidy away the equipment whilst you climb into the bed, nestling into the plump pillows. Your eyes grow heavy as you admire him, his hands as they wrapped around chrome stands, how easy he carries them over his shoulder, the other towel he brought in just to mop up your arousal from the floor.
“Benny,” you call him. “Come to bed.”
He stops what he’s doing though he’s almost done.
Sliding under the duvet, he waits for you to shuffle to him, an arm coiling around you frame, a hand resting on the small of your back. You tuck your head under his chin, a palm resting over his chest, his heartbeat steady.
“I love you, Bunny,” you say with a smile, closing your eyes.
He scoffs, “Love you too.”
When you come round, the room is plummeting into darkness, outside the sun setting low. The space where Benny lay was empty, creases in the bed sheets the only remanence of his presence. He’d flicked the bedside lamp on and left a t-shirt folded at the end of the bed, the towel gone from the floor.
Pulling on his metal band tee, you wander to the bathroom to pee, the house mostly silent except for the sound of clicking computer keys.
You freshen up before going to find him.
You never considered Benny to be the tech guy of the boys but his set up put yours to shame. He had crammed everything into what appeared to be a utility room, sound proof panels along the windowless walls and lights that filled the room with an ambient glow. He was basking in front of two screens, one with a web browser on, the other playing through the footage you both recorded, headphones clamped to his ears.
Creeping up behind him, you run your palms over his chest.
His finger pressed down on the mouse and the video paused, his other hand pulling off his headphones.
“How’s it looking?” You query, placing a kiss to his temple.
The smell of his aftershave hits your nostrils, his hair roughly towel dried.
“It looks really fucking good, I think it could go viral.”
He turns his head, bringing his lips to yours. Hooking his arm over your back, he holds you closer before you have to come up for air. You lick your lips, the taste of beer linger and you suddenly realise how parched you are.
Your eyes go to the screen.
“Shit, am I always that messy?”
“Yep,” his smile broadens. “Why do you think we all love that pussy so much?”
Your expression scrunches playfully, a joking ‘ew’ coming from your mouth and you wriggle free from his hold.
“You want another?”
“Sure, darlin’, do you mind if I keep editing?”
You glance over your shoulder, “Not at all, as long as I can sit in.”
His heart could burst, first you say yes to starring in his feature, now you want to edit. It was usually such a lonely process, he could use the company, also another eye on this will help spot the issues he doesn’t catch. Not that he thinks there will be.
Watching the two of you back was uncomfortable at first. You had never really heard yourself on camera especially how you sound when you’re being teased with and played with before being fucked raw. Yet the more you watched, the less you squirmed or looked away in embarrassment, you actually enjoyed it.
There was a spark of desire low.
Benny couldn’t stop looking at you, his eyes flicking from the screen and back again. You leaned from the beanbag chair with utter wonder, head cocking in intrigue. It startled him when you finally spoke after an hour.
“Have you thought about doing merch?”
And that’s when he knew, you were hooked on this shit.
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cuntentcreator · 4 days
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love breaking bad’s dedication to the gopro, no other prestige show understands that i want shovel cam. and also barrel cam
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the0retically · 2 months
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The Suckening #8: Sins of the Father:
Just my thoughts :)! Spoilers below!
- It is 11:33 pm Saturday night and I’m just now starting this episode let’s goooo
- Condi isn’t a fan of sucking anymore??? He’s no longer allowed
- Oh they’re trying to teach Charlie the ways of blowing but in his words “it’s not even good” “I love suck, I love suck”
- I say it everytime but GOD THE MUSIC IS SO GOOD THANK YOU NATHAN HANOVER!!!!!!!
- Arthur traveling in first class, posh boy
- “What a plane” ARTHUR PLEASE
- Arthur has been in America that long?? 1918 is when he left, holy shit that’s so long
- “It’s not in black and white anymore” CHARLIE PLEASE
- Charlie and Grizz doing the British accent is SO BAD OH MY GOD
- ……..Arthur’s home isn’t going to be the same at all :(
- Charlie this accent is incomprehensible?????
- Grizz is fighting for his life!! during this convo oh my god
- Arthur got NO SUCCESSES???? He’s just peering through the window in plain view oh my god
- THAT SCREAM????? CHARLIE PLEASE
- He’s just wiping the sunscreen off??? JUST BOOKING IT TO THE DARKNESS??
- This is going So bad, Arthur please get out of there, he just scares a little girl, runs into the shadows, gets caught by the mom and Waves at her fucking hell arthur what are you doing??
- “Are there cops in the UK?” Charlie??
- He’s just running oh my god?? Arthur PLEASE
- He’s in the forest now?????
- Oh god he’s just trying to see his family that he buried :(((
- ARTHUR IS LIKE JACK THE RIPPER???? AS IN LORE
- no ok I agree with bizly that the legend of the Bennett family would make this family more on edge
- Arthur :(
- Oh semi unmarked graves so that people wouldn’t notice them :(
- …….why does he want the shovel though, please don’t dig up your family
- Grizz is gonna make me cry, the way he listed what Arthur’s siblings are good at and that they would be great at those things and he still doesn’t know what he’d do and what he’d be good at
- Charlie is cruel for the Christmas photo of the Bennett family :(((
- Oh Arthur was kinda like emizel, he was more of a punk, a delinquent
- :(((( the memory of the photo :((((
- Oh god the cops are here?? At least he got out of there but oh my god
- ……oh no the sun “you took a cab out here, what’s the plan??” “There’s always hitchhiking” “I’d pick you up!”
- ………………is Arthur going to steal this kids bike YES GRIZZ LETS GOOOOO THE IMAGE IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP
- HES A SPEED RACER ON THIS LITTLE BIKE!!!!!
- Climaxxx London……Charlie Please
- A camera for void?? Arthur is becoming a spy! Spy arc!
- ARTHUR HAS AN APPLE WATCH????
- Spy gear kids cam on void!!!!
- I hate how quiet it got after Charlie told the boys that vampires need to spend a blood point to cum
- I love how the other two always play random NPCs for the one person’s scene
- Spirits touch is SO COOL!! I love it
- “:((( how do you get behind a wall?? I have a stupid money brain that just wants to blow it up” GRIZZ
- It’s so interesting that the Bennett’s, or at least Arthur’s father, was a vampire hunter, like it’s just so tragic
- HAHAH GRZZ YELLING ABOUT ANOTHER WALL PLEASEEE
- CHARLIE HAS PHYSICAL THINGS FOR GRIZZ?? THATS SO COOL!!!!
- Charlie you scare me whenever you do the horror dm voice
- 5 pairs of footsteps??? Goodness that’s a lot
- NO CHARLIE BRINGING UP THE CLOCK MECHANIC FROM BITB AND CONDI IMMEDIATELY KNOWING WHAT IT IS TOO AND JUST SAYING GOOD LUCK GOODNESS AHHHHH?????
- HE ROLLED A TEN THAT QUICK??
- YEAHHHHHHH ARTHUR IS CRACKED!! HES ROLLING SO WELL!!!!
- The music is so beautiful and stunning, I love it
- “Bro you dress pretty vampiric” hahah Arthur really does
- CHARLIE HUH???? HOW DID HE ROLL THAT MANY SUCCESSES
- Grizz is Stressed out and so am I
- Also Jumpscare every time one of them uses a others real name, like Zach?? No that’s bizly
- FANTASTIC MONOLOGUE GRIZZ I LOVE THAT
- They have ear protection though??? WHAT THE HELL
- ……Arthur what are you doing to this cab driver??
- SHADOWS AND JUST DRINKING HIS BLOOD ALRIGHT!
- No way Grizz rolled a ten oh my god that’s perfect ARTHUR IS GOING BACK TO LA WOOOOOO
- …..Arthur please you’re on a plane please just be ok
- HAHAH HE JUST HAS TO BE IN THE BATHROOM FOR THE REST OF THE FLIGHT??? NOOOOO POOR ARTHUR
- THE TWINS!!!!!! THEYRE HERE!!
- Brothers being brothers!
- They’re making a board for all the heavy players!!
- :(((( shilo talking about his mom!
- “It’s the only way if we’re going to take care of Edward Twilight”
- FIRST STOP IS THEO???????
- “‘Yes my prince!’ I love Grefgore :)” I DO TOO!!
- Just going to fucking rehab to get Theo im so—
- Emizel suggested to go to Walmart and feed—NOW THEYRE IN WALMART??
- I never knew I needed to see Shilo in a Walmart
- CHARLIE MAKING DOG NOISES RETURNS!!
- Grefgore in a Walmart is Chaos!!
- Theo Door, PLEASE?? Condi :// Theo Collins is SICK THOUGH LOVE THAT, I really hope I heard that right cause that’s a cool name
- HES DRINKING WATER!!!!!! LETS GOOOO THEO!!!!!
- “Yes that is in the baja past” I just burst out in laughter that was so funny
- Theo being so happy to see Emizel but pissed off at Shilo is so fun, it’s just like Deacon liking Shilo and disliking Emizel
- “Can we dap up?” “No” Theo’s Anger towards Shilo oh my god
- “I look at my brother, I look at Grefgore” PLEASE :((((( I LOVE THAT :((
- Lol the brothers and their boyfriends out for an attack
- LETS GOOOOO EMIZEL!!!! Killing the eye bat with the water bottle in one shot!!!
- Gotta stop because it’s 2:07 am and I have a show later today and yesterday was a two show day and rehearsal, I’m exhausted
- Ok time to keep going
- LETS GOOO THEYRE STEALTHY
- Damn the boys are thwarted by a wall and no door again
- This plan is so convoluted and complex like boys please be smart and safe cause like Vex and Viv are insane and they’re not safe at all in this situation
- Shilo :((
- “Cause a ruckus and I’ll be able to get out, don’t worry about me” :( Emizel “worst case I’ll just kill myself” PLEASE????
- “I’m going to look at him, my eyes glow, and go ‘shush’” SHILO HOLY SHIT
- Vex….You intrigue me
- Oooh emizel is filming this
- I agree with Grizz I Also love Vex and Viv
- Backrooms backrooms backrooms backrooms
- GOD IS HE CAUGHT?? Ok thank god he can hide
- 10 SUCCESSES LETS GO EMIZEL
- Never say it’s going well cause then it’s gonna go shit
- “Shamiashma is back!” GOD I LOVE VEX AND VIV THEYRE SO COOL
- I love how Angry they are about Emizel and how they’re just enemies
- Oh god???? The sire is here???
- “Shamiashwho??” “ShamiashYOU!”
- Oh god Shilo please please get out of there
- LETS GO THEO?? PLEASE PLEASE
- YESSSS BLOCKED BY THE FIRE!!!!
- The sire has a gun??? What????
- God I love the banter between emizel and the sire
- Emizel botched???? Dudeeeeee
- “Is there a cliff nearby?” “Roll, difficulty of 8” “there’s a cliff” “oh god damn it”
- The chanting for vex to fail was SO good
- This is insanity I love it
- This campaign is so so good I love it
- “Don’t thank me, thank my prince” WOO
- EMIZEL IS GOING FOR THE CLIFF!!!!
- Let’s gooooo I’m shocked that they were able to get the people out but !!!!!
- THE SUCKENING!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOO
- YEAH EMIZEL!!!!!! HE LIVES THROUGH THIS EPISODE!!!
- These hounds are so bad oh my god
- SO GOOD!!!! LOVED THAT
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amurih · 3 months
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Well guys I got both the Cult of the Lamb and Lethal Company daydream/brainrot. Mostly it’s the 4 Bishops, Narinder, and The Lamb in place of the workers.
I wanna say that Leshy could be on monitor duty, but it’s funnier if Shamura is doing the cams and teleport duty. Sometimes they wander out of the ship and get got by dogs or forest spirits. Other times he would follow with the group to the bunkers. If he did join in the bunker runs they would get lost in there.
While Leshy, being the chaos bug that he is, likes to try and blow up the others or ring the bell so much to piss off Jeb. He would also be the one to go find the wasp nest and put the wasps into the ship.
Kallamar is not having a good time with having to deal with monsters. Big screamer and runs away while forgetting to pick up loot. I’m crying just thinking about this guy get got by the ghost girl. Or the worm.
Heket gets left behind a lot due to her not being able to call out to the rest in full sentences. She is efficient when it comes getting things done. She gets mad at Kallamar when he’s not transporting the goods back to the ship. She would fight all of those hoarding bugs just to keep all her loot.
Narinder situation is a 50/50 toss up of whether or not he’s gonna help the team or try and sabotage it. He would put on the mask. He would come into the ship, convince Shamura that the rest of the team was dead and that they need to leave.
Lamb does their job, and does it well. Will try and kill all the monsters with the shovels. Grab all the loot. Sometimes will fall to their death. Lightning strikes from the full inventory that is metal objects.
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