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magicalgirlmegavolt · 2 years
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Wander over yonder characters at Disney World!
Part One of The Magic Kingdom!
Fantasyland!
•outside of Peter Pan’s Flight:
Sylvia: Huh! Well Would you look at this! A nice little dark ride. The line even looks like it’s moving pretty quick too and look at how close it is to actual ride! This should be a snap, buddy!
(40 minutes later of waiting in line)
Wander: Wow Sylvia! Can you believe how fast this line is moving!”
Sylvia giving a sarcastic deadpan reply that goes completely over Wander’s head: “Oh Yeah, buddy, this is just great.😑”
• Peepers and Slyiva try their hardest not to snap after a certain wandering ‘Weirdo’ suggests that they all go on it’s a small world.
• Hater almost jumps off the boat to destroy all the annoying creepy dolls lol
• They do the rides most adults skip cause wander want’s to do them ( The Carousel, Dumbo, Again Small world lol) it’s a grand ole time :)
Tomorrowland!
• they would all would point out the inaccuracies of tomorrow land, but at the same also enjoy the heck of it!
• Peepers beating Everyone at Buzz light year ranger spin with his mad shooting skills.
• Him and Sylvia both get the highest score despite Hater being the most dead set on beating wander even though the little guy score is already super low and somehow Hater manages to get an even lower score cause of his shenanigans of trying to one up the wandering weirdo who just having a good time with his best buddies in the WHOLE galaxies :)
• since Wander wants to do every ride they all go all the people mover and are kinda bored by it, it’s very relaxing though and gives everyone a nice view of the park. However, when you literally been to space this all seems a little corny to be honest.
• (except Wander who is having a blast! Get it! Blast!)
• Hater gets called “that guy!” At the monster inc’s laugh floor (he does not appreciate being made fun of though) and Peepers is chosen as the Mike stand in for the movie retelling part of the show. He doesn’t even need to cover on his eyes cause well....one eye. (🥁)
• Of course they finish off this part of the park with Space Mountain, And get a hilarious group souvenir photo from it (they thought it would be tame, I mean compared to space travel….BOY WERE THEY WRONG!! Thank you I will be here all week.
Frontierland!
• Wander feels right at home in this land, something about just feels right. ;)
•The obligatory splash mountain photo souvenir with Sylvia, Wander, Lord Hater and Commander Peepers!
• Wander tries to befriend the country bears not realizing they are animatronics
• he plays his banjo during the show too, luckily since there’s basically no one really there, so they don’t get kicked out.
• They finish this part of the land of with Thunder Mountain. (It’s the wildest ride In the wilderness!)
Thanks for reading and look out for part 2 coming up :)
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butchfalin · 7 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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clarisse-doodles · 4 months
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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is
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canisalbus · 1 month
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kentopedia · 5 months
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nanami kento, who hates dating, and didn’t do much of it in his early twenties. but now, he’s almost thirty, watching all the people he works with settle down, have kids, and he thinks he wants that. so he might as well try.
so satoru sets him up on a few dates — friends of friends, he calls them. and at the end of every one of the dinners, kento goes home empty, exhausted, because he knows what they want is not the same.
still; he thinks maybe he’s being a little self-destructive, maybe too picky, maybe he just got so used to being alone. with satoru’s insistence, he gives all the women another call, invites them over to his apartment.
the first time was a disaster… kento had barely set the dinner on the table before his cat had hissed at her, scratched her down the arm in a thin gash. and though it did draw blood, it was hardly enough to warrant that reaction.
he didn’t even try to stop her as she picked up her bag and left, huffing like she’d been morally offend. kento, though, could only smile to himself in amusement.
because maybe kento was a poor judge of character, a man who was secretly hoping nothing would pan out — but his cat could certainly tell the good from the bad.
it became a little game to him, after that. seeing if anyone could win his pet over, and if they could, perhaps they were the one. his darling animal was a fickle thing anyway. a bit too defensive, quick to bite anything threatening after years on the streets.
naturally, no one came back twice.
he was close to giving up, accepting his solitude because he was tired of empty conversations over dinner. but then, he ventured out over the weekend to a new coffee shop, during hours he normally didn’t spend out of his home, and met you.
though you only talked for a moment, kento felt like maybe he’d known you in a past life. a part of him thought maybe it was strange, the way he kept coming back to talk to you, catching you at the end of your shift to see if you wanted to grab a coffee sometime.
by the second date, kento started to think you could turn out to be his best friend.
by the third date, kento wondered if soulmates were real.
on the fourth date, almost two months later, an appropriate time to get to know someone when you were as reserved as kento, he invited you over for dinner. it was, perhaps, the final confirmation he needed to let himself be with you.
he let you through the door, smiling softly as you told him about the book you were reading, and hung his coat on the rack. a moment later, you stopped, distracted, hands covering your mouth in a gasp.
“kento! she’s the cutest cat i’ve ever seen, you didn’t even show me pictures!” you exclaim, and, a few feet away, crouched down. “look at her pretty eyes…”
“careful,” kento said, “she’s not very—“
but the cat approached your outstretched hand, sniffed once, before letting you scratch her under her chin, purring loud enough for kento to hear across the room.
“shes such a sweetheart, you told me she was mean!” you smiled, making a cooing noise as you threaded your fingers through her fur. “kento’s a liar, isn’t he… you’re so precious.”
a few moments later, she snapped her jaw at you in a biting motion, and you only laughed, withdrawing your hand. “alright, i get it, i won’t bother you anymore.”
though she still brushed against your legs, just as she did kento’s, and seemed to communicate some sort of message to him.
“do you want any help cooking?” you ask, tucking your hair behind your ears. “i’m a disaster in the kitchen, but—“
“sure,” kento said, his chest tightening as he blinked back at you, only in his apartment for minutes and already looking as at home there. he wondered if it was possible to fall in love so quickly. “but only if you want to.”
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clown-owo · 1 year
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
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sabh0 · 1 month
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@///_bsd_edits on Instagram gave me the idea to draw that based on one Ueda and Kimisawa interaction
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The thing ^
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dormatheus · 3 months
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Later the lamb would just think that the real thing is nicer than the gaunlet idk
I gave up so fast holy shit
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mawguai · 5 months
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I want to go back and talk to you
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shimmershy · 11 months
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Chara can stand exactly ONE human. That's it.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months
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The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.
(for @frummpets)
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verflares · 14 days
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(draconifies your zelink) oh whoops lol
+ an extra pic of em hanging out together :]
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cubedmango · 6 months
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they do this the entire way home
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"You have beautiful penmanship for a man" oh god they're gonna know I'm gay I've been outed by my beautiful cursive
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devicecontact · 3 months
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Did a little meme redraw thing. Og under the cut
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teddylou · 2 months
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so. roommate’s cat likes being on top of the fridge. and usually he goes floor>counter>fridge, but sometimes he will attempt the floor>fridge shortcut. but he misses and this happens
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there’s a cork board that somehow supports his weight until one of us scoops him (or he falls)
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