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thingsoverheardatua · 1 year

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Bakugou: Send message to shitty hair.

Siri: No contact found.

Bakugou: Bull. Shit.

Siri: Language.

Bakugou: Would you prefer French?!

#KiriBaku #Katsuki Bakugou #Katsuki Bakugo #Eijirou Kirishima #Bakugou Katsuki #Bakugo Katsuki #Eijiro Kirishima #Kirishima Eijirou #Kirishima Eijiro #Bakugou #Bakugo #Kirishima #source: DC Titans

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incorrectbatfam · 10 months

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[texting]

Jason: Hey.

Dick: What?

Jason: Do you know this guy?

Jason: *sends a screenshot of Roy's social media*

Dick: Yeah, I fought on a team with him two years ago.

Jason: As you can see, he just requested to follow me.

Dick: Have you ever met him?

Jason: No.

Dick: Then don't let him follow you.

Jason: But that's mean.

Dick: You don't know him.

Jason: But you do.

Dick: We aren't the same person!

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batfamgalore · 7 months

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*They are making a fake hostage video to lure a villain*

Dick: Okay, one more take. Please stop saying, “don’t forget to like and subscribe.”

Kori: Sure, but how are we gonna get followers on this thing then?

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #koriand'r #starfire #incorrect dc quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect titans quotes

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gothamundernightlight · 1 year

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Tim: Hey Damian?

Damian: Yes, Drake?

Tim: I know this may come as a shock to you, but you know how you’re unhappy everywhere you go?

Damian: *eyebrow of suspicion

Damian: …yes?

Tim: It’s because you are there. And I know this, because I am experiencing this effect. We are now unhappy together. But I know how you can fix it.

Damian: …

Tim: You can leave. And then I will be happy again.

Damian: …

Damian: Your misery makes me happy. I’m inclined to stay.

Tim: Godd*mnit.

#incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect justice league quotes #dc comics #batman #batman & robin #robin #justice league #batfamily #batfam #dc universe #teen titans #young justice #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #damian al ghul #source: tumblr

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lemonlimestar · 12 days

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everything i say falls away

#bart (as in bug art)#timkon #<- genuinely no clue if u can tell it’s them besides tim’s gauntlet but #whatever. it’s my world (art)#benefits of lying with your friend is a timkon song AND a cassie&tim song #source: i am dc comics #i do NOT care for the “half clone” retcon but their little secret keeping… wrap it up gay boy x2 #tim drake #kon el #kon-el #conner kent #robin #superboy #dc #dc comics #teen titans 2003 #young justice #young just us

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mylifeisfruk4ever · 9 months

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Dick: Stop dating my baby brother!

Roy: You know what, I'm gonna start dating him even harder.

Dick: What's that supposed to mean?!

Roy: You know what it means.

#fanfiction #crossover #au #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #roy harper #jason x roy #teen titans #batfam incorrect quotes #batbros #batman incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotations #source: twitter

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raphael-angele · 4 months

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*Star Wars Imperial March Music Playing*

Raven: Awh no.

Donna: What is that?

Raven: That is Damian's I'm unhappy and about to destroy the planet music.

Donna:

Raven: Can we just go hang out out in the garden?

Donna: Wait, if he's unhappy, shouldn't we talk to him?

Raven: "Shouldn't we talk to him"? Have you learned nothing in two years, woman?!

Donna: *coming into the living room*

Damian: *sitting on a sofa, on his laptop, with his hood up*

Donna: You doing okay there, pretty boy?

Damian: *looks at her* There's ominous music playing and my hood is basically covering my face. I don't know about you but where I grew up, that means I'm not doing okay.

Raven: *turns off music* want some tea?

Damian: Tea is for when I'm upset. I'm not upset. Luthor is forcing me to mentor Conner. And my father thinks it's a good idea. I am outraged.

Raven: So...cocoa?

Damian: YES; COCOA!

Raven: *goes to kitchen*

Damian: Do you have any idea what it's like to work with someone so infuriating and annoying?

Donna: ...I can imagine

Damian: I've worked hard to become a part of this team and become someone of authority. And Luthor comes along and thinks he can just ask me to become someone he can just boss around. I am angrier than ever and filled with despair.

Donna: What drink do you make him for that?

Raven: Wait, wait, I know this one... Hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks?

Damian: YES, I'LL HAVE A HOT APPLE CIDER WITH CINNAMON STICKS!

#dc comics #dc #robin #raven #donna troy #damian wayne #raven roth #donnarae #damirae #teen titans #teen titans incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tbbt #the big bang theory

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jasonsthunderthighs · 11 months

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Dick: Hey, you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

Kori: Yea, dude I need me a T-R-E-A-T.

Duke: Whatcha guys talkin’ ‘bout?

Jason: Yea, why did you guys just spell “dess-”

Dick: *Coverin’ Jason’s mouth* No, no, no! SHUT UP! Don’t say it-

Duke: Uh.. Why?

Dick: Oh, God. How do we tell you guys this?

Kori: Garfield can’t spell.

Jason:

Jason: What?

Kori: He can’t spell, so when we talk ‘bout somethin’ that he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.

Jason: He’s a grown ass person and can’t handle hearin’ the word “Treat”?

Garfield: Treat?

Kori and Dick: No treat!

Garfield: Treat??

Kori and Dick: No treat!

Garfield: Treat???

Kori and Dick: No treat!

Garfield: Aww.. *Goes to hug Duke in disappointment*

Duke: *Confused as he comforts Garfield* Ok, what is happenin’?

Kori: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word “T-R-E-A-T”!

Garfield: *Looks at both Kori and Dick* Watcha talkin’ ‘bout?

Dick: Taxes.

Garfield: Aww, shucks!

Jason: So, what? You guys treat him like a toddler?

Garfield: Treat?

Kori and Dick: NO TREAT!

Garfield: TREAT??

Kori and Dick: NO TREAT!

Garfield: TREAT???

Kori and Dick: NO TREAT!!

Garfield: Aww.

Dick: Dude, you gotta SPELL if you’re talkin’ ‘bout F-O-O-D.

Jason: Ok.. So.. Are we gettin’ a.. S-N-A-C-K?

Garfield: Snack?

*Kori and Dick groan*

Dick: Oh, c’mon!

Kori: Dude, really?

Jason: C’mon! I SPELT it!

Dick: Well, he KNOWS how to spell “snack”!

Jason: So, he can spell “snack” but can’t spell “treat”??

Garfield: Treat??

Jason: NO TREAT!

Garfield: TREAT?

Jason: NO TREAT!!

Garfield: TREAT???

Jason: NO TREAT!!!

Garfield: GOD DAMMIT!

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bat-rot · 1 year

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the original titans by dan mora

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rubydubydoo122 · 10 days

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Why do you think so many fanon versions of dick grayson are just straight up villains or the weakest screw ups imaginable?

Because the original author of the tropes either

A.) Didn't see how him being manipulative was for the greater good,

or

B.) did not see past his facade, lmao

And then the reason why those versions of him are so popular is because a lot of Batfam Fanfic writers don't interract with the source material, or TV shows/movies (which is fair, there's a lot of content to sift through), so then when they go to write Dick Grayson, they write the version of him that they've read, or seen, which is often different from who he really is in Canon.

I honestly can't blame them, though, because I definitely base my Dick Grayson off of a mix of the animated show Young Justice Dick with a bit of 90's Dick thrown in there because I'm more used to YJ Dick.

#batman #batfam #dc comics #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #young justice #dc titans #dcamu #there's also just... a lot of different versions of Dick out there because he has been a character for almost a century #but people who villainize him need to interract with some source material #Nightwing is better than Batman #I can push through woobified Dick Grayson #I can not stand it when you make him a villain tho

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evermoore580 · 2 months

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Boat

Starfire: *sees Beast Boy and Raven together*

Starfire: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Robin: You mean... you ship them?

#teen titans #starfire #koriand'r #robin #dick grayson #raven #beast boy #garfield logan #incorrect quotes dc #incorrect teen titans quotes #source: incorrect quotes generator

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incorrectbatfam · 9 months

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Jaime, a Texan: I've never seen snow before. Can someone describe it to me?

Tim, a Gothamite: Smells like water.

Jaime: Wow, it's like I'm there.

#source: tumblr #jaime reyes #blue beetle #tim drake #red robin #young justice #teen titans #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batkids #batbros #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

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batfamgalore · 1 year

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*Wally and Roy visit Dick in Gotham and a stray dog comes up to them*

Wally: Uh, Dick. What’s in that dogs mouth?

Dick: Wally, please. It is nothing more than a human hand.

Roy: Oh my god. It’s- it’s a human hand!

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #titans #wally west #flash #kid flash #roy harper #arsenal #incorrect batfamily quotes #red arrow #source: psych #incorrect dc quotes

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gothamundernightlight · 5 months

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Red Hood is in the bottom of a collapsed hole. Red Robin stands up top.

Red Robin: Hood, what do you see?

Red Hood: Gee, I guess I see the same thing as you, just closer!

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kcuf-ad · 8 months

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Someone: Hey, is that man points at Beast Boy bothering you?

Raven: Yeah, but he is my husband so I signed up to this.

#ttg #teen titans go #teen titans #raven dc #beast boy #bbrae #source: twitter

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is-this-fandom-who-knows · 2 years

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Cassie: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Bart: Most popular.

Kiran: Best Hair.

Amy: Most athletic.

Mia: Nicest Personality.

M'gann: Most spirited!

Wendy: Most likely to succeed.

Lorena: Life of the Party.

Eddie: Class clown!

Kara: Most likely to help a stranger.

Kit: Most likely to drop their phone in the toilet.

Jaime: Most likely to run for president on a dare.

Kon: Most likely to go viral.

Tim: Most likely to start a cult.

Rose: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Virgil: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.

Cassie: Well, we really covered the spread here, huh guys.

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