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tf2incorrectquotes · 5 months
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Medic: *unconvincingly* You should know that I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark.
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Edgar, unconvincingly: You should know that I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark.
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incorrectbensler · 1 year
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Elliot: What are you reading?
Olivia: Dostoevsky.
Elliot: Yeah? Who's it by?
Olivia: [stares]
Elliot: Just kidding.
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Lucy: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot: Natsu for going, Happy for following, or me for not leaving you both!
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hersheysmcboom · 3 months
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Thor: I’d been denied everything, EVEN MY REVENGE!!! (Thunder and lighting crackles behind him)
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Daffy: Sthoon everyone in Acme Acres will be hunting ducks!
Plucky: Because of you!
Daffy: If you're going to be picky, we won't get anywhere.
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amygdalae · 1 year
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Did u know that a gargoyle is only technically a gargoyle if it has some kind of spout for clearing water off the rooftop/keep it from running down the walls. If it's just a lil statue guy it's called a "grotesque" instead. You see, the word gargoyle comes from the same root as the word gargle :^) because it gargle the roof water. Ok bye
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sixth-light · 1 month
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I have been re-reading Martha Wells' Books of the Raksura for comfort reasons and with the perspective of another half-decade since I first read them, may I present a proposition: these books are to Stargate Atlantis as Shards of Honor in the Vorkosigan series is to Star Trek, to wit, it's nothing like as simple or boring as "filed off serial number fanfic" but the underlying vibes are very, very real
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Serana, while traveling through modern Skyrim: I just want to say I’m disappointed in modern architecture and its distinct lack of gargoyles.
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ladyemberswrites · 1 year
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I know it's a kind of a sad moment and I feel bad for Elisa because her baby brother ends up getting turned into a poorly thought out science experiment by the corrupt billionaire. But, listen if I was Elisa I'd be more annoyed at Derek than anything else. She warned that dumbass not to play around with Xanatos and what does that idiot do? He goes and does it in typical sibling fashion. In general most people don't like being told what to by their siblings.
Realistically, Elisa’s reaction to finding out about her brother mutant panther man should've been older sister exhaustion and I told you so look-
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tf2incorrectquotes · 5 months
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Zepheniah: Pay a man enough and he'll walk barefoot into Hell.
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incorrectbensler · 1 year
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Elliot: You made one mistake. You messed with my partner!
Suspect: No! Not you guys again!
Elliot: When someone messes with your partner. You're supposed to do something about it. Case closed!
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graphicpolicy · 1 year
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Graphic Policy’s Top Comic Picks this Week!
Graphic Policy’s Top Comic Picks this Week! 10 new comics to check out this week! #comics #comicbooks
Wednesdays (and Tuesdays) are new comic book day! Each week hundreds of comics are released, and that can be pretty daunting to go over and choose what to buy. That’s where we come in Each week our contributors choose what they can’t wait to read this week or just sounds interesting. In other words, this is what we’re looking forward to and think you should be taking a look at! Find out what…
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claer · 1 year
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Daffy: (Sees Coyote flying off.) That's the sthourthce of the trouble.
Bugs: Follow it. I'll take care of this Desert Demon!
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es-oh-bfo-em · 6 months
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