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lyssasdrafts · 1 month

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azriel: cassian, you’re the general of the night court

cassian: that’s my side job.

azriel: then what do you actually do for a living?

cassian, smiling: being nesta’s mate!

#— lyssa’s thoughts #source: my demon #incorrect acotar #incorrect acotar quotes #acotar incorrect #acotar memes #cassian acotar #acotar cassian #nessian #acosf #acotar #nesta archeron #nesta acotar #acotar nesta #nessian au #nessian acotar #acotar au #inner circle

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tagerrkix · 5 months

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Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

#it's canon #source: it was revealed to me in a dream #aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan #crowley is having the time of his life here #my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark #but I put ducklings there instead #aardvarks will have to wait #btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020 #my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart #she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it #I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut #it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️#lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here #guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent #guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping #somebody save him #there are vicious animals #and she's exp-#*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY*#hey where the fuck is the gecko going #aziraphale #good omens fanart #crowley #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands

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mooncalf87 · 4 months

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Alastor: did you just start dating Angel because now I will feel bad if I take you away from the hotel

Husk, purring, his head in Angels lap: nah thats just a plus

Angel: suck it bitch

Alastor: I would hurt you if Charlie wouldn't kill me as a result

#source: my brain #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin husk #husk hazbin hotel #huskerdust #husker #husker hazbin hotel #angel dust x husk #huskdust #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #angel x husk #angel dust hazbin hotel #angel dust #angeldust #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

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celestial-artisan · 3 months

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Lucifer: Sitting and doing paperwork all day is killing me... Alastor: You won't die from that. Lucifer: It's a figure of speech, idiot, use the great tool of empathy! Alastor: Alastor: The King of Hell has died! Lucifer: Don't you have something called 'middle ground'?

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #radioapple #alastor #alastor the radio demon #lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #source: korean incorrect quotes #once again this should be in season 2 #i can imagine this happening over and over with different subjects #luci: someone stepped on my duckie i will die:(#al: you won't.#luci: my depression is crushing me #al: it isn't your body parts are still intact #the tags are becoming unhinged #challenge: if you reblog this think of another scenario this will happen

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zootopiathingz · 3 months

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Charlie: those girls were flirting with you..

Alastor: they were?

Charlie: yes! They were all over you! How could you not notice?

Alastor: Charlie, my darling, you’re the only woman I notice.

#I will sell my soul to get someone to draw this pls pls I beg #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #charlie morningstar #alastor the radio demon #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #source: suite life on deck

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oceanamethyst · 1 month

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Imagine if Vaggie and Alastor bond together over their hatred of men.

There'd be a whole funny song about it, only for the final verse to be Alastor saying, "I've always felt like a woman anyway!"

The song would proceed to end due to Vaggie short-circuiting over what Alastor just said.

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lucky-cat-13 · 2 months

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Wei Wuxian, sick: I feel like death!

Wen Ning: ...

Wei Wuxian: ... Sorry.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #wen ning #source: me #i currently feel like im dying cause i got the flu #this popped into my head between fever dreams

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tomanyquotes · 3 months

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Lucifer, to Alastor: It was good, but you’re getting a 1 because I don’t like you.

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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 5 months

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Nie Huaisang: And then you just take out your trusty lockpick...

*gunshot*

Nie Huaisang: …and you’re in!

#source: 50% off #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #Nie Huaisang #nhs my chaotic bitch

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incorrect-web-novels · 1 year

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Nie Mingjue: NONSENSE! The Nie Sect doesn't even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!

Nie Huaisang: But we're willing to learn!

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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 1 year

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Rengoku: This fruit salad is fruitier than Tengen! Delicious!

Tengen: What now?

Mitsuri: He said you’re fruity.

Tengen: I am not gay!

Shinobu: Not denying bisexuality, I see.

Tengen: I hate this family, I’m going home to my wives!

Sanemi: Why? So they can bully you too?

Tengen: They do not!

Obanai: Then why does Hinatsuru call you Bi-gen?

Giyu: I’ve heard Makio call you a bottom.

Muichiro: Suma sent a crow. She says you’re bi.

Tengen: …

Tengen: Screw this, I’m becoming a demon.

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oh-wow-im-still-here · 8 months

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Im so sorry but I just cannot understand people that read the entirety of scum villain and then say they don't like binghe. He's awful, toxic, overbearing, ect. Like?? Yes, but also no??? Did you not read the book? Or even looked past the unreliable narration?

Like, I get it, you're reading it in the moment and sqq is a super fun and imaginative narrator, he easily traps you in the same mindset that he has. Trapping you in the world of genres, tropes, character archetypes, what makes a story a story. So it's easy to get clouded like sqq and just scratch your head and try to figure out what type of character archtype luo binghe will turn out to be. If he's not the stallion protagonist harem master anymore, than what is he? So you read book 2 and the start of book 3 and you think, "oh! If he's not gonna be the toxic male power fantasy anymore, than he's gonna be the toxic male love interest fantasy you see in BL!"

You know the ones. They're incredibly sexy, incredibly tall, needs an incredibly in depth course on the meaning of consent and boundaries, and the narrative never punishes them for doing weird and out of line shit, but actively romanticize it. Which fits binghe in some respects, but not all of them, same as the stallion protag box. So I can understand you and sqq's apprehension throughout the story. Waiting for the hat to drop already. Is binghe a cute wholesome wife or a possessive bloodthirsty demon lord?

But then you and shen qingqiu are supposed to learn the lesson near the end that binghe is a person!! With thoughts and feelings and grievances he wants addressed!!! That ultimately he is in the exact middle of the harem master protag to toxic yaoi male lead scale, but also not on the scale at all!!!

Because, ultimately, he is just a guy that desperately wants to be loved! To be wanted! That's it! And shen qingqiu realizes this and takes this complicated emotional wreck of a man and promises him that love and companionship. Shedding the notions of following some sort of thought out narrative and live out their happy ending. Because scum villain's story does end up happy. Messy, but happy. Shen Qingqiu is not suffering. He does not regret choosing Luo Binghe. They are both happy and in love and they both deserve each other. So like, what more do you want?

#conclusion: yeah hes toxic bingqiu is so toxic but also not but also yes in the sexy way but also not-#literally scum villain is not scum villain without binghe #hes sooo interesting!!! he is malewife demon emporer sweet maiden sheep disciple harem master bad at sex husband narrative power source ect #he IS the center of universe but also he wants to live out his lesbian cottagecore fantasy for the rest of his days #also ps i do absolutely believe binghe does understand bounderies and consent and is a gentlemen #xin mo the embodiment of toxic masculinity just had a grip on him for a lil bit but hes fine now hes a respectful boy #literally says he'd never do anything without complete consent in one of the extras #sorry my rambles arent very eloquent and dont make much sense lmao #luo binghe #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #svsss #scum villain #scum villains self saving system

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nixster627 · 1 year

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Nie Huaisang: Wei-xiong, when did you get a new shirt?

Wei Wuxian: It's not new. Lan Zhan said I've had it forever. I must have just forgotten about it.

*LATER*

Nie Huaisang: How long have you been gaslighting Wei-xiong so that you can buy him clothes?

Lan Wangji: If I don't then he won't let me spoil him.

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #nie huaisang #wangxian #source: my brain

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twistedappletree · 6 months