#mdzs crack

[twistedappletree]

#SAW THIS IN MY ACE GROUP AND AGSHFJFHFFHLMAO #mdzs #the untamed #cql #cheng qing ling #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #cql crack #mdzs meme #cql meme #wei wuxian #wei ying #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #twin prides of yunmeng #twin prides #yunmeng bros #apple memes 🍎 #mdzs shitposting #gif #jiang cheng my ace king 🖤🩶🤍💜 #wei wuxian my bisexual hoe 🩷💜💙

[lilapplesheadcannons]

I just realised something. Jin Ling better get an expert matchmaker when he grows up. Lord, he's surrounded by the most rizzless people ever!

Who is this boy going to learn from? His dad, the martyr to chronic foot-in-mouth disease? Jiang Cheng, the man boycotted by all the matchmakers? Wei Wuxian, disaster gay? Lan Wangji, lord of let me bite you to tell you how I feel?

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs headcanons #jin ling #jin zixuan #jiang wanyin #wei wuxian #lan wangji

[lizzyaudaz]

He is giving dead and done but he still has to serve and HE IS SERVING

#art #digital art #artists on tumblr #mxtx mdzs #mdzs #mdzs wei ying #mdzs fandom #mdzs crack #mdzs fanart #yilling laozu

[litlestpinkmoon]

Yanli: You forgot to do the dishes, right?

Wei Ying, drinking out of a vase: No, why?

#incorrect quotes #inncorrect quotes #mdzs #mdzs crack #mdzs fandom #incorrect mdzs #the untamed #mxtx mdzs #mdzs fanfiction #mdzs headcanons #jiang #jiang yanli #wei wuxian #wei ying

[deathbyoctopi]

#mdzs #the untamed #cql #mo dao zu shi #jiang cheng #mdzs crack #jc

[kaleidoscopedrawsjpg]

Redraw on a meme that’s based on a scene from Brooklyn99. It’s dumb, and it’s so flawed but fun was had.

#mdzs #mxtx #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of diabolism #twin jades of gusu #lan wangji #hanguang jun #lan zhan #the untamed #lan xichen #lan huan #zewu jun #incorrect mdzs #mdzs crack #what the fuck am I doing #I love these boys so much #Xichen sass is my religion

[drinkingteainthedark]

Modern equivalent of the most eligible cultivator thing is a poll (probably made by Nie Huaisang) and right after the final results go live Wei Wuxian leaves an incredibly detailed rant in the comments about how Lan Wangji should be ranked number one and everyone that chose Xichen over him is a coward that just can't handle a hot person being a little mean (no homo)

#mdzs #mdzs crack #mo dao zu shi #cql #cql crack #the untamed #nie huaisang #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan xichen #lan zhan has to physically restrain himself from creating fake accounts just to vote wei wuxian #he regrets not doing it when the results are out because clearly people have no taste and he is the only sane person in existence #happy april first dudes #im clowning #craic

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

#nie huaisang #mdzs #mdzs crack #the untamed #the untamed crack

[recipe-of-seduction]

I have no excuse for this

#jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #sangcheng #lol #mdzs crack #mdzs #mo dao su zhi #mdzs incorrect quotes

[minoots]

he’s sooo angy

#wei wuxian #lan wangji #wei ying #lan zhan #bunji #mdzs wei wuxian #mdzs lan wangji #mo dao zu shi #mo dao zu shi fanart #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of diabolism #mdzs donghua #mdzs #mdzs fanart #mdzs crack #mo dao su zhi #mxtx fanart #mxtx fandom #mxtx mdzs #noots mdzs gallery #noot noot’s art gallery

[noenvyy]

Incorrect MDZS

Wei Wuxian: Okay so, fuck, marry, kill: me, Jiang Cheng and Lan Zhan

Nie Huisang**without hesitation**: Angry sex with Jiang Cheng, Lan Wangji is obvious husband material and I’m killing you off. Boy, bye!

Wei Wuxian: What! No way, whhy??

Nie Huisang: **pfft** Bitch as if you would stay dead. 

#and he was right #incorrect mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect untamed #incorrect mdzs quotes #mdzs crack #funny mdzs

[twistedappletree]

mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

#chad #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #chen qing ling #lan jingyi #precious gremlin #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎 #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #fr tho nobody checks this kid ever #he gets a free pass for everything #prob bc nobody else wants to get roasted into oblivion lmFAO #chicken boy #i know he’s more goblin than gremlin but I’ve been using the gremlin tag forever and don’t wanna go through changing it in every post 😭

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Lan Qiren: Wangji, I will be busy this evening with a discussion conference. You'll have to go to bed without your bedtime guqin music.

4-year-old Lan Wangji: Shufu is...evil? Shufu is unyielding? Shufu is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little qiankun pouch and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in Cloud Recess.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs headcanons #lan qiren #lan wangji #lan wangji and his shufu #mdzs characters as famous tumblr memes

[undertheredhood]

jin ling: *just became a sect leader and is ready to do sect leader things*

random cultivators: hey, is your uncle single?

jin ling: what if i was suicidal? what if that was my last straw?

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jin ling #jin rulan #sect leader jin ling #the funniest thing is that he has so many uncles that you wouldn’t know which one this is about #jl loves his uncles but why people find them attractive is beyond him #mdzs crack #jin ling is so done #read a fic where people thought jiang cheng was hot but he was too scary to approach so they went to jin ling #in the hopes that he’ll set them up with his uncle and jin ling is so weirded out by people thinking his uncle is hot #and he’s so done with people #jl probably: if i threaten to break their legs do you think they’ll back off?

[litlestpinkmoon]

Jiang Cheng: Go fuck yourself.

Huaisang, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

#nie huaisang #jiang cheng #sangcheng #inncorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mdzs #mdzs crack

[deathbyoctopi]

we should be grateful that Wei Wuxian choose a flute to perform his demonic summonings. That little gremlin could have perfectly showed up from the Burial Mounds with a fucking vuvuzela

#the untamed #cql #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #mdzs crack #imagine The Potential #kazooing the dead into battle #only the yiling laozu could be So Evil!! #wei wuxian #wwx