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deadboyquotes · 5 days
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Crystal: What’s the code?
Edwin: Well, it’s 5 digits and the last one to set it was Charles.
Crystal: Got it.
Edwin, confused: Wait, what is it?
Crystal: 420 69.
Niko: Yeah, that tracks.
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makeyouminemp3 · 1 year
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jackie: there are some people i have to talk to. you, go ahead and mingle.
shauna: mingle?
jackie: you know, have an interaction that's not agenda driven. a conversation instead of an interrogation.
shauna: why?
jackie: you need some practice on your small talk.
shauna: i know how to make small talk.
jackie: sometimes you're confrontational.
shauna: am not.
jackie: like right now.
shauna: i am not.
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drei-satzzeichen · 1 year
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Cotta: There's a word. Consequences. Do you know, what that means?
Justus: No?
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Stiles and Malia: (in bed)
Stiles: I can’t get your boots off.
Malia: Leave ‘em on.
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eti-mun · 11 months
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Please read thanks
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.
Roy: Who was I about to kiss?
Dick: *gags*
Dick: Jason.
Roy: ...
Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?
Roy: Well...
Dick: "Well..." is not an option.
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Witch Lezah: Fine, go ahead and kiss it.
Daffy: What?
Lezah: That’s how you undo the spell. [As Daffy hesitates] OK, I just wanted to see if I could make you kiss a rock.
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batfamgalore · 8 months
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*They are making a fake hostage video to lure a villain*
Dick: Okay, one more take. Please stop saying, “don’t forget to like and subscribe.”
Kori: Sure, but how are we gonna get followers on this thing then?
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lemonlimestar · 29 days
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everything i say falls away
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Tim: Hey Damian?
Damian: Yes, Drake?
Tim: I know this may come as a shock to you, but you know how you’re unhappy everywhere you go?
Damian: *eyebrow of suspicion
Damian: …yes?
Tim: It’s because you are there. And I know this, because I am experiencing this effect. We are now unhappy together. But I know how you can fix it.
Damian: …
Tim: You can leave. And then I will be happy again.
Damian: …
Damian: Your misery makes me happy. I’m inclined to stay.
Tim: Godd*mnit.
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this-is-krikkit · 11 months
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kidnapper: so i have your kid
levi, quietly readying his weapons: which one? i have like seven
kidnapper: the loud, annoying one who won't shut up
levi, sighing: again, which one? that description fits... wait, do you have my kid or do you have my wife??
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aotincorrectquotes · 5 months
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*arguing*
Hanji: *takes off glasses* I don't want to see you right now
Levi: ??
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makeyouminemp3 · 5 months
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javi: wait, what's the code?
amelia: well, it's five digits and the last person to set it up was izzy...
javi, sighing: got it.
fern: wait, what is it?
javi: 420 69
fern: yeah, that tracks.
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stardust948 · 7 months
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Jean: What’s this?
Levi: An invitation to my wedding.
Jean: Aren’t you already married to Hanji-san?
Mikasa: Are you two renewing your vows or something?
Levi: We were never married!
Connie: Seriously? Like at all?
Levi: Who in here thought Hanji and I were a married couple this whole time?
Everyone: *raises their hands*
Levi:
Levi, without turning around: Hanji put your hand down.
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purple-mushroom-cap · 4 months
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i can't wait of pjo season 3. "for nico?" you may be asking. nahhhh girl
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for rachel elizabeth dare
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willsonlmt · 3 months
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On a joint rwby/jnpr mission.
The teams pinned down by fire.
Jaune: How about we do that move you taught me last weekend?
Pyrrha: I admire you're boldness but what will the team think? *said with a teasing smile*
Jaune: *smiles* You got me the training move, please.
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