#sprout incorrect quotes

[hms-hairy-plopper]

McGonagall: Do you hear that?

Sprout: <sigh> Yes.

McGonagall: It sounds like Hagrid’s dog is hurt.

Sprout: Minerva…

McGonagall: It’s getting louder - let’s help.

Sprout: …no. Stop.

McGonagall: Pomona?

Sprout: It’s not Fang.

McGonagall:

Sprout: Madame Maxine is visiting.

McGonagall:

Sprout: (muttering) I’ve heard them from the greenhouses. Every night this week

#incorrect hogwarts quotes #rubeus hagrid #pomona sprout #minerva mcgonagall #madame maxime #professor mcgonagall #hagrid #incorrect quotes #mcgonagall incorrect quotes #sprout incorrect quotes #gryffindor #hufflepuff #hp girl talk #hp professors #hp fandom #girl talk #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #Hogwarts

[severussnapemylove]

(in the Hogwarts staffroom)

Y/N; "What is love?"

Remus; "An emotional minefield….."

Severus; "A neurochemical scam."

Pomona; "..baby don’t hurt me?"

Y/N; "Thank you, Pomona!"

Y/N; "Severus, Remus, you both need therapy."

#incorrect quotes #reader insert #severus snape x reader #severus snape #remus lupin #pomona sprout #harry potter universe

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife

Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”

Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”

Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”

Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”

Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”

Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”

Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”

Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”

Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”

Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”

Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”

Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”

Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”

Charlie: “Oh…”

Charlie: “…”

Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”

Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”

Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”

Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”

Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”

Husk: “NO-!”

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #chaggie #vaggie #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #vaggie planting the potato in large vase and becoming Very Protective of it #its corner of the hotel is blocked off by caution tape #and death threats #she does a diving roll to save it the next time someone wrecks the hotel #for a week afterwards the potted potato plant lives in her and charlie's bed room in BED with them #and at that point charlie isn't so sure about this anymore #but it's too late #vaggie takes a thousand pics of the first sprout #she starts a photo album for it #the damn potato plant is now the apple of vaggie's eye #and charlie cant even be annoyed bc it's literally a symbol of her love for vaggie #so she also has to be paranoid over it and check it three times a day #a family can be a demon princess #her fallen angel gf #and their first ever houseplant <3

[sayssnape]

mcgonagall: i am an excellent secret keeper. i've kept all of our secrets.

sprout: what secrets?

mcgnagall: oh, no way, pomona! i wouldn't tell you because i am an excellent secret keeper.

[sprout walks away]

snape: you'll tell me later?

mcgonagall: you already know.

#harry potter #severus snape #minerva mcgonagall #pomona sprout #pro snape #snape fandom #snape quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect snape quotes #source: the 100 #1k

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Andrew X Neil: understanding and trust, cigarettes, fast and expensive cars, midnights and long drives and lazy mornings, cats, lingering stares, tousled hair, soft touches, neck kisses, keys, intertwined fingers, sharing blankets, feeling like coming home after a long day

Kevin X Andrew: desperation and determination, long and comfortable silences, harsh words, tentative touches, driving each other mad, varsity jackets, longing, push and pull and giving in, biting kisses, linked pinkies, fierce hugs, a silver lining in the dark

Neil X Kevin: obsession and devotion, bantering, pushing each other to do their best, ferocious grins, bruises, running, lazy cuddles, clasped hands, falling asleep on each other shoulders, familiar kisses, knowing that someone will always be there for you no matter what

#idk just suddenly feel like sprouting poetry about aftg again as usual #Ngl idk why I struggled with Neil and Kevin the most it’s kinda funny #the way most of it is interchangeable but like yk whatever it’s the vibes #the day I stop posting about aftg is the day I die #if only they pay rent I’d be a trillionaire #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #andrew minyard #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #andrew joseph minyard #Kevin day #kandreil #kandrew #kevneil #aftg andreil #andreil #andrew x neil #neil x andrew #aftg shitpost #aftg trilogy #aftg kevin #aftg andrew #aftg neil #aftg headcanon #aftg reread

[toffeebrew]

Bro i forgot about dreams fear of owls and i just got reminded. So i thought of that one tiktok thats like:

Dream: Careful, someone here is possessed by an owl.

Ink: Who?

Dream: That's the thing we don't- *stares at him terrified*

#toffeesbabbles #utmv incorrect quotes #depending on the tiktok it either ended their or ink sprouts owl wings and flies off #last one is funnier

[just-jessiejames]

Xavier, eyeing Tyler suspiciously: what is wrong with you

Tyler, vibrating angrily, acting like a guard dog: You got hurt, dumbass

Xavier, even more suspicious: Yeah but why do you care???

Tyler: *exasperated growling*

Xavier: *progressively getting more concerned for his personal safety*

#a silly little idea that sprouted from a fic i'm writing #possibly correct quote #incorrect quotes #fanfic #my fanfic #writing #ao3 #tylorpe #tavier #tylorpe fic #tavier fic #xavier thorpe #tyler galpin #wednesday netflix

[ladymiraclewings]

Sunny Starscout: What are you doing here? Sprout: I was in the neighborhood, wanted food, didn’t wanna pay for it, here I am.

#my little pony #my little pony incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #my little pony: make your mark #mlp g5 #sunny starscout #sunny #sprout #source: icarly

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Anakin: I get worried about you being alone while I'm out with Obi-Wan.

Padme(heavily pregnant): Oh, it's OK. A lot of the time, I just talk to the twins.

Anakin:...Are you talking about the babies, or your boobs?

Padme(smacks him): The babies!...I don't talk to my boobs anymore.

Anakin: Is it OK if I still do?

#incorrect quotes #do not ask me where this conversation came from #this weird little thing just sprouted in my head and I didn't want to waste it :P :P :P #anakin x padme #star wars #anakin skywalker #padme amidala

[residents-of-the-darkforest]

Aldereyes/star: MYRTLEWING LIKES ME?? NO WAY WE’RE JUST FRIENDS ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AND OH I CAN’T BELIEVE MYRTLEWING IS A MURDERER! OR THAT HE LIKES ME--ROMANTICALLY! WE’RE JUST FRIENDS BUT NOW WE CAN’T BE BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE’S A DERANGED KILLER HE’S LITTERALLY A MONSTER HOW CAN HE FEEL LOVE ANYWAY

Aldereyes/star some time later, to Myrtlewing: babe, watch this! *punches through a cat’s throat* :D

#sprouting thorns #wc #aldereyes #alderstar #myrtlewing #eye-out poly #eye-out family #warriors #warriors oc #wc incorrect quotes #warriors incorrect quotes #warrior cats #warrior cats oc #df oc #dark forest oc

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#105 Lullaby

Long long ago...before Ragnarok was ever a thing...Adam & Eve Got woken up by their youngest calling out for them, Adam wanted to give his wife a rest, So he Journey to your bedroom

Adam: Y/n? What troubles you, my apple pie?*Coming into their bedroom*

Y/n(5)*sobbing crawling down to the floor and running to latch to his legs* Daddy! Daddy!

Y/n(5)*Sobbing into his leg pajamas and looking up* I had a dream! A really bad dream!

Adam yawns picks you up into his arms and wipes away Your tears, correcting You

Adam: A nightmare~

Yuuken*sobbing* I was looking all over the house, and... I couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!

Adam:*rubs Your on the back comfortingly* There there, my sweet, it's okay....You're okay~

Adam: When you're scared, and you don't know where I am, you must remember...

Adam takes you over your window and using his power he sprouts wings on his back to fly you over the night sky to reach across the stars

Adam: No matter what happens to me, I will never be far away... from my special little appliepie~

Adam chuckles seeing you watch in awe of the world below you and the stars above them shows...noticing how lullaby is slowly making the you fall asleep and nuzzle into his chest...taking them back to the dorm and tucking them in

Adam:*Kissing your forehead as he leaves and closes the door*And you'll be okay~

PRESENT TIME-At Ragnarok

The Gods and Humans are Confused...as Zeus and Adam Fight they hear a lullaby being carried thru the wind...And as Adam was slowly losing his source of life...he still continued to sing for his children to hear...All of humanity even the demigod started to let out tears...as their real father even in his final breath...Gave a message that echoed

You will be okay~

BITCH THE HELL WE WONT-COME BACK!-

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror #snv #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #ror adam #snv adam #dadam #ror eve #snv eve #ror angst #snv angst #YES IM CRYING- #ror incorrect quotes #snv incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Youtube

[severussnapemylove]

(Walking into the staff room and seeing Severus after he was first hired)

Minerva; “What the feck is that?”

Pomona; “It’s a baby.”

Minerva; “I know it’s a feckin’ baby, what’s it doing here?”

#incorrect quotes #minerva mcgonagall #pomona sprout #severus snape #harry potter universe #heard this on tiktok and couldn’t resist #He’s so young

[lupuslikethewolf]

One thing i have noticed in regards to J*R's bigotry and how it is presented in popular media (i.e. news stations, articles and by celebrites) is that the main focus seems to be on the transphobia, and - as a british trans person - i think it is safe to say that a major reason for that is the rampant transphobia already present in this country, but the blatant anti-semitism, racism, misogyny, and right-wing politics tend to just get swept under the rug.

I am brown (desi), trans-masc and gay, but i'm not jewish, so if i am incorrect about anything i say regarding anti-semitism, then please correct me! this is based of research and what i have heard from jewish people, not personal experience.

In order: Misogyny and TERFism, Transphobia and UK Politics, Racism and Xenophobia in Writing, and Anti-Semetism and Caricatures.

Misogyny and TERF-ism

I think the first thing to say is that J*R glamorises the term TERF, or 'Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist' and considers herself the height of Women's Rights Activism.

I think this is truly evident in the fact that she seems unable to include a female protagonist in HP that isn't motherly or a love interest. Hermione Granger, while the most well-rounded and complex of the female characters, is the caretaker of Ron and Harry during their time at Hogwarts as students, and is treated as the 'back-up' girlfriend by Ron and Harry during the Fourth Year Yule Ball. Lavender Brown exists to create a 'Not Like Other Girls' trait in Hermione by distancing her from all the boy obsessed, hyper-feminine 'bad' girly-girls of Gryffindor. She is also, again, nothing more than a love interest. Molly Weasley is a mother figure for Harry, and everything about her eventually links back to that fact. She cooks, cleans, looks after people, knits and sews, etc etc. Nymphadora Tonks was actually an interesting and badass character, but then J*R got mad at her fandom for doing fandom things and turned her into a one-dimensional tragic love interest for her queer-coded character who she has admitted to writing as a fucking AIDs allegory.

I believe this view is rooted in her transphobia, TERF-ism and internalised misogyny, as J*R cannot create a 'good' woman who isn't motherly and feminine, but only in the acceptable way. This is seen in Rita Skeeter, who is also hyper-feminine and yet described in a very masculine way, with 'thick fingers' and a 'heavy-jawed face'.

Transphobia and UK Politics

The transphobia tends to rear its head most often because it is incredibly common and in the public eye, especially with the UK government repeatedly shooting down efforts to make progress, like how they blocked Scotland's law to make self-recognition easier for trans people. It is also evident in her TERF-ism and the fact that she no longer hides her support for anti-trans movements, and instead uses her platform and wealth to fund and promote them.

There is also the fact that she has also been using that same platform and wealth to publicly campaign against Scottish Independence for far longer.

The UK Tory (aka Conservative) Party has routinely held up J*R as a bastion of good-will, 'progress', and the ultimate citizen, even quoting her directly when sprouting anti-trans bullshit. While J*R will claim to be a Feminist and support Labour (the only real left-leaning opposition to the Tories), her views often align more with those she claims not to support.

Politics also show themselves in characters such as Seamus Finnegan, the only Irish character, with the most stereotypically Irish name there is, who is always blowing things up when trying to cast spells, and loves to drink. In the 90s, when HP was set, Northern Ireland was suffering from something known as 'The Troubles', wherein two sides known as 'Protestants' and 'Catholics', whether there was a religious affiliation or not, were bombing, street fighting, sniper attacks and committing other acts of civil warfare all throughout the country. And J*R put those actions onto a child.

That's some Tory shit right there.

Racism and Xenophobia in Writing

If you have seen any criticisms of J*R's writing of diverse characters, you will know that she has a massive, massive problem with using stereotypes, especially in names, to portray her Characters of Colour.

I think the most obvious tends to be Kingsley Shacklebolt, the only major black protagonist in the series. She named her only black character Shacklebolt.

SHACKLE bolt.

Just let that sink in for a minute.

Then there is Cho Chang, who's only personality traits include being sad about her boyfriend, kissing Harry Potter, and being smart. She is also the only main asian protagonist, and her name is just two east asian-sounding surnames put together.

'Cho' is Korean or Burmese, and 'Chang' is a romanised Chinese surname.

Padma and Parvati Patil rely on the same stereotypes. Their culture - especially the clothing - is completely butchered and used as nothing more than fan-service to prove how not-racist she is (yeah right) and are only around to be love interests who get tossed aside and treated horribly by Ron and Harry.

'Padma' is a Persian name while 'Parvati' is a Hindu/Sanskrit name.

If a writer needs to rely on stereotypes and racist views to write her characters of colour, than she is not a good writer and either needs to be held accountable and made to unlearn her biases, or simply not allowed to write anymore.

Anti-Semitism and Caricatures

Reminder to listen to Jewish People and the Jewish Community when it comes to Anti-Semitism in HP, not just some non-jewish 16-year-old with too much time on their hands and unlimited internet access trying to procrastinate revising for their exams!!

(Tumblr crashed when i was writing this part of the post,,,, feels targeted /lh) Also, this is not a definitive list of anti-semetic items in HP, go look at a Jewish person's perspective to fully understand! This is a good post from @/whilommm regarding the new HP game and this post by @/genderkoolaid which talks about a youtuber posting videos on antisemitism and other issues head-on.

Goblins are the most prolific anti-semetic stereotype seen throughout HP, and most other mythology.

The first and most obvious thing, in my opinion, is the description of their noses. Hooked noses are a very distinct trait found most often in Jewish people, and are described very often in the Goblins, and not only that, but Snape and other villains in HP have 'bad' or 'ugly' noses.

Goblins are also greedy money-hoarders who run the banks, which feeds into anti-semetic conspiracy theories about Jewish people running the world's economy, and the N@zi propaganda of Jewish people hoarding wealth and collapsing the German economy.

There are little-to-no female goblins. Which, while also feeding into the misogynistic side of J*R's writing, also presents jewish-coded characters as being inherently misogynistic when that is not the case of any ethnic and/or religious group.

The goblins are rude to wizards and any other outsider, which is a belief that likely stems from the fact that it is an incredibly hard and long process to convert fully to Judaism, as the beginning involves being turned away from converting three times by the same Rabbi. This does not make Judaism or Jewish People xenophobic or even otherwise cautious of outsiders, it is simply part of their religious conversion process made to deter people who do not genuinely want to be apart of the religion and to make sure those converting are doing so with good and honest intentions.

If the Death Eaters are meant to be Fascist N@zi Allegories, why not make the only jewish-coded characters you have actually well-fucking-written and main fucking characters. Or, better yet, Don't Call It A Fucking A Nazi Allagory!!! Oppression doesn't have to involve Fasicsm/Nazis!!

The New Harry Potter Game Not To Be Named And Only Ever Pirated If Even That is a whole other can of worms of blood libel, romanticising oppression and even more anti-semetic caricatures that deserves its own post.

Final Notes

This is not a definitive list, but simply what I personally am most angry about and can remember the clearest from my last re-read of Harry Potter. Other things to be considered: bad world building that makes no sense, werewolves as an AIDS allegory that then proceed to prey on kids, homophobia regarding dumbledore and wolfstar, and her use of slavery and 'slaves who enjoy being enslaved' because what the fuck was that thought process.

Here is a post @/chaos-in-one with some other links and more brilliant points about why people should hate J*R

#feel free to add comments and other thoughts/links to the post #Fuck J*R #Fuck the UK Government #and Fuck Your Bigoted Uncle John Specifically. #antisemetism tw #antisemetism in harry potter #mysogyny #terfism in harrypotter #racism #harry potter meta post #anti harry potter #anti j k r #i am well aware that i am not the only person to bring up these points i just feel like there are alot of people who need them reiterated

[https-maxine-stuff]

Incorrect quotes for “The star-crossed lovers!” + some random scenarios

Draco: What do you mean “Pizza” isn’t spelled Pisa?

Astrid: .. go sit in the corner.

-

Cedric: okay so guess what I found?

Fred: an std?

Cedric: yes and no, Voldemort actually

Astrid: what?

-

Hermione: okay and..tada! *presents and empty plate*

Ron: Hermione what is that?

Hermione:

Hermione: your brain

Ron: but there’s nothing there?

Hermione: exactly.

-

Scorpius: I’m sorry.

Older!Astrid who was just hitting him with a newspaper: for?

Scorpius: for breaking the timeline again..

Older!Astrid: and???

Scorpius: ..and for trying to steal the cup from Cedric and Uncle Harry.

-

Cedric: so how was that bath?

Harry: a ghost saw me naked.

Cedric: oh

-

Professor Sprout: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?

Astrid who was sneaking out a Mandrake: a baby.

-

Older!Astrid: no I don’t want a real tree for Christmas.

Older!Draco: *tearing up* why the bloody hell not?

Older!Astrid: cause last time it had termites.

-

Deatheater!Cedric: you will kneel before me.

Astrid: In your dreams you hufflepuff whore.

Deatheater!Cedric: *gasp*

-

Harry: so that’s where that goes! *put the wrong ingredient into the potion*

Hermione who looked away for a split second: OH MY GOD NO-

-

Older!Draco: This is my mistress, Astoria,, I’m leaving you for her.

Older!Astrid: okay.

Older!Draco: do you not care?

Older!Astrid: not really,, you know considering how we got married?

*flash back*

Omi Evergreen: you will marry him

Astrid; No?

Omi: *pulls out a gun*

Astrid: oh.

#angst #harry potter goblet of fire #cedric diggory x oc #hermione granger #oc story #oc stuff #right person not enough time #ron weasley #eventual smut #oc x canon #inccorect Harry Potter quotes #inccorect quotes #hufflepride #draco lucius malfoy #scorpius malfoy #astoria #cedric diggory #harry james potter #fred weasley #george weasley #professor sprout

[sayssnape]

*staff meeting*

dumbledore: this year, i learned that time is precious so my new years resolution is to spend more time with you guys.

sprout: awhh 🥹 how sweet

flitwick: how sweet 💕

mcgonagall: that’s nice 🫶🏼

snape: yeah, i actually learned that time is precious too so my resolution is to spend as little time with you all as possible because you drain the ever loving life out of me

#harry potter #severus snape #albus dumbledore #minerva mcgonagall #pomona sprout #filius flitwick #pro snape #snape fandom #snape quotes #incorrect snape quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #source: tiktok

[xchoco-mixturex]

Okay so im playing Heavensward and Aymeric is giving me Shang Vibes and i read something here that gsve me MORE VIBES SO

Spoilers in this incorrect quote from HW to the sprouts(?:

*Before the scene where Aymeric asks the WoL to get a drink together*

Count Edmont: *about WoL* The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

Aymeric : Sir?

Count Edmont: *pointing where WoL was* You don't meet a person like that every century.

#ff14 #ffxiv #count edmont de fortemps #aymeric de borel #WoL #aymeric x wol #final fantasy xiv #incorrect ffxiv quotes #source: mulan (1998)