#squad 11

[maounosekai]

I guess you can say... Kensei had kenough and kenat deal with this /slappd

Okay I'm on quota for this month's puns :)))) This is inspired by a fanart by bunnyarts.jpg on Insta.

#bleach #fanart #bleach fanart #squad 11 #vizards #kenpachi zaraki #zaraki kenpachi #yachiru kusajishi #kusajishi yachiru #kensei muguruma #muguruma kensei #shinji hirako #hirako shinji #otoribashi rojuro #rojuro otoribashi #otoribashi rose #rose otoribashi #ikkaku madarame #madarame ikkaku #yumichika ayasegawa #ayasegawa yumichika #maounosekai

[incorrctbleach]

Yachiru: Fight me! Kenpachi, standing behind her with his arms crossed, mouths: Do not.

#s: tumblr #yachiru kusajishi #kenpachi zaraki #bleach #squad 11 #kusajishi yachiru #zaraki kenpachi

[ajfanart]

Something has changed but some hasn’t.

Yup just enjoy playing with different styles of Yumichika-san. 💕💕

#bleach #bleach fanart #bleach yumichika #yumichika ayasegawa #ikkaku x yumichika #bleach ikkaku #ikkaku madarame #ikkayumi #kakkuyumi #squad 11

[recurring-polynya]

i know this only happened twice but it happened like 600 times in my heart

#renji abarai #ichigo kurosaki #ikkaku madarame #yumichika ayasegawa #squad 11 #i feel like once a month or so his brain snaps from too much paperwork #he just needs to go down there and forget squad 6 exists until he gets tired of being punched in the face #this episode is such a weird fever dream #like they needed renji around to make the entire conceit of this episode happen #he basically has nothing to do but he's There the whole time #just...witnessing. all of it. #might do a whole seizo appreciation post unless i forget or get bored of making gifs

[irlkisukeurahara]

The consequences of my mother buying a sublimation printer -- these works of art

#bleach #bleach anime #anime #rambles with miles #tybw #bleach tybw #kensei muguruma #muguruma kensei #kenpachi zaraki #zaraki kenpachi #squad 11 #squad 9 #gotei 13 #barbie #barbie movie #barbie meme #barbie memes #barbie movie meme #i am kenough

[nonoel-28]

Ikkaku: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Zaraki: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Yumichika: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect bleach quotes #incorrect quotes bleach #bleach incorrect quotes #bleach #bleach manga #bleach anime #anime manga #squad 11 #yumichika #yumichika ayasegawa #ikkaku madarame #ikkaku #zaraki #zaraki kenpachi #yachiru kusajishi #yachiru #ichigo kurosaki #orihime inoue #uryuu ishida #chad bleach

[anime093se]

#yachiru kusajishi #kusajishi yachiru #bleach #squad 11 #bleach thousand year blood war #drawing #fanart #fan art #art #traditional art #traditional drawing #sketch #anime #manga #traditional sketch #traditional media #traditional illustration #traditional artwork #artwork #bleach 2022 #bleach tybw #tybw arc #tybw #shinigami #soul reaper #11th squad vice captain

[lincolnpatinkin]

☄️🗡️ Kenpachi

#bleach #bleach fanart #kenpachi zaraki #gotei 13 #tite kubo #squad 11 #anime art #bleach tybw #bleach brave souls

[probablydumbfandomheadcanons]

Ikkaku: Yumichika won’t wake up, what do I do?

Zaraki: Did you try kicking him?

Ikkaku: Yes.

Zaraki: I’m out of ideas.

#bleach #bleach headcanons #bleach incorrect quotes #kenpachi zaraki #ikkaku madarame #bleach ikkaku #yumichika ayasegawa #bleach yumichika #squad 11 #bleach kenpachi

[zemond3mon]

Okay so if yall saw the orginal, I made another one.

I added my Bleachsona (basically my self insert), and Yachiru. She's wearing a Barbie shirt but I didn't draw it so I could hide most of her body behind my characters hair (I can't draw little kids sometimes. Small people are hard)

It's kinda gay....cause in my AU Kenny and my oc are boyfriends. But I thought the idea was cute. Thanks for all the likes and the reblogs on my previous post. It means alot <3

(Og prompt down below <3)

#art #zaraki kenpachi #kenny #kenpachi #bleach kenpachi #kenpachi zaraki #bleach oc #bleach art #bleach fanfiction #bleach fanart #bleach fandom #bleach #bleach anime art #bleach au #bleach anime #bleach scenarios #squad 11 #captain Kenpachi #barbie #i am kenough #you are kenough #he is kenough #bleach boys #bleach captain #bleach characters #bleach headcanons #gay #yachiru and kenny #yachiru kusajishi #yachiru bleach

[s3amuslattimer]

Duos that for the safety of the planet must never happen Part: 7

They're like the couple upstairs or next door that won't stop fucking, only they're not having sex but actively trying to kill each other

#madara uchiha #uchiha clan #naruto #naruto shippuden #hashimada #kenpachi zaraki #zaraki kenpachi #bleach tybw #bleach cfyow #bleach #squad 11 #nozarashi #ok they fuck a little

[sp00ky-p00ky]

I just read the best sentence in existence -

"... Kenpachi Zaraki and his SHOULDER DEMON YACHIRU..." 😂😂😂😂

All hail Liutenant Shoulder Demon and her Dad! 🤣

#bleach #bleach anime #bleach manga #kenpachi zaraki #yachiru kusajishi #i love them #squad 11

[incorrctbleach]

Yachiru: Why don't you have a wife?

Yumichika: I'm gay.

Yachiru: What's that mean?

Yumichika: It means I like men not women.

Yachiru:

Yachiru: So why don't you have a husband?

#s: twitter #Yachiru Kusajishi #Yumichika Ayasegawa #bleach #squad 11 #Kusajishi Yachiru #Ayasegawa Yumichika

[neon-crayons]

Yumichika : What do we do now? What happens now, you and me? Ikkaku?

Ikkaku : Go to hell.

Yumichika : Fair enough. Absolutely fair enough.

[starts to leave] 

Ikkaku : Yumi? You asked me what we're going to do. I told you: we're going to Hell. 

Yumichika : You're going to help me?

Ikkaku : Well, why wouldn't I help you?

Yumichika : Because of what I did, I...

Ikkaku : You betrayed me. You betrayed my trust. You betrayed our friendship. You betrayed everything... you let me down!

Yumichika : Then why are you helping me?

Ikkaku : Why? Do you think that I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bleach #bleach #yumichika ayasegawa #ikkaku madarame #ikkayumi #y'all have no clue how mad I am we never got a scene like this in the manga #squad 11 bleach #squad 11

[recurring-polynya]

I like how your lieutenants math headcanons post implies Yumichika does tax evasion. How else does squad 11 afford repairs for all the times it has presumably been trashed by enthusiastic brawling.

This is not the first time I have accused Yumichika of doing a little light embezzling, you know, as a hobby.

One of my favorite ironies of the Gotei-13 setup is that you become captain by merit of being good at beating people up, but then the job itself is like 49% paperwork and 49% management, with ass-kicking taking up the other 2%, if you're lucky. I think the actual most important function of a captain, and the one thing that cannot really be delegated to a lieutenant, is asking for money.

It's always very vague what all of the non-specialist squads do with their time and resources. I imagine though, that in addition to whatever Bullshit-of-the-Day Yamamoto makes his captains do, they have general standing duties. I imagine there's something similar to a bid process that goes into this. When there is new work that needs to be done, any captain that's interested in taking it on would have to provide a proposal for why their squad is suited for that task and what resources they would require to get it done. (Or sometimes Yamamoto might make everyone submit a proposal, whether anyone wants that job or not). At the end of the year, they have to provide accounting of their costs and summaries of their accomplishments. A savvy captain is good at figuring out which tasks are going to bring in cash and acclaim to their squad, which, in turn, is going to allow them to recruit better people, reward their high performers, and provide their officers with interesting and rewarding work. A proven track record is going to go a long way in winning future work, but so is knowing how to work the system. Here's where the system is pretty broken (I say, with utmost affection), because if you look at say, Squad 6, Byakuya a) knows all of the secrets of writing Proposals Central 46 Loves to Get because his grandfather was making him write these things for his allowance when he was 10 years old, b) people love to do favors for him because he's rich, and c) he can use his own money/money the clan approves as a discretionary fund for planting cherry trees and buying everyone dress uniforms, so that stuff never has to show up as a line item so his expenses always look super-clean. Other captains have their own techniques for getting cashola--no one understands what Mayuri does, so when he asks for 12 million kan to develop illuminated shadow-defeating inflatable armor (with color-changing LEDs), they're like "sure, sounds legit." Unohana just asks very politely and drops some vague hints about her very precise knowledge of anatomy. This is also the reason that Squad 10 is constantly doing all of the worst jobs-- Hitsugaya bids on everything and is extremely honest and ethical. Even Ukitake plays the game better than he does.

But you know who does not? Zaraki. Zaraki could not give two shits about this. He does not want to read the monthly RFP roundup newsletter. He does not want to write memos. He just wants to fight things. Give him something to fight. I think Squad 11 officers already get paid below standard rates because most of them did not graduate Shin'ou, which bumps them way down on the Gotei-equivalent of the GS scale. As you say, they break their own shit, constantly. And on top of that, I think Zaraki also has almost no concept of what money is worth. He's a simple guy with pretty simple desires. He lives on base, has, like, three outfits, and goes drinking sometimes. You can't even buy a really sweet truck in Soul Society. He comes from the literal worst part of the Rukon, which probably didn't even use money-- everything is luxurious to him.

I think a lot of the Squad 11 guys buy into the Zaraki lifestyle. They're also from the Rukon, they're just happy to have a sword and their weekly booze. But on the other hand, they are vastly under-compensated relative to their work. I think everyone has a roommate, whereas most seated officers in other squads get personal quarters. There are strong fighters elsewhere in the Gotei, people with experience and fighting knowledge, that would consider joining Squad 11, but they're not taking the pay cut. They can't keep seated officers. Every so often, they get an insane person (Renji, Iba) who joins for some limited period of time. It ups their vibe enormously, and then that person leaves after they've worked through whatever personal shit that led them to join Squad 11 in the first place.

So, Yumichika does what he has to do. He reads the the monthly RFP roundup newsletter, and if anything sounds like it involves a lot of violence, he uses his graphic design skills and his rock-bottom budget to put together a nice little proposal, and sends it off with Yachiru to Squad 1. Zaraki is not even really cognizant of this process, he just knows that sometimes they get good jobs that he likes. For as low as his budgets are, Yumichika still knows how to pad them out extensively, and how to file for project year extensions.

He's also the one who controls intra-squad expenditures. Yes, we would all to spend our entire budget on "swords", but unfortunately, we have to pay for the mess hall you buffoons exploded last week if you ever want to eat again. Yumichika may give off the appearance of extravagance, but he is very much the "pulls into the drivethru and orders (1) small black coffee" to the rest of Squad 11's "McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!"

Also, for the record, he very much does do some straight-up embezzling. Eye feathers don't pay for themselves, you know.

#bleach headcanons #squad 11 #yumichika ayasegawa

[irlkisukeurahara]

Zaraki pretends to not know how to read so that he can avoid being forced to do paperwork. When in reality he can read, write, and speak Japanese AND English very well. Byakuya totally believes it because Zaraki couldn't read something he wrote to him. Little does Byakuya know that he couldn't read it because his handwriting is terrible.

#bleach headcanons #kenpachi zaraki #zaraki kenpachi #squad 11 #rambles with miles #bleach #bleach anime #anime #tybw #bleach tybw #byakuya kuchiki #kuchiki byakuya