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How they met: They met by accident, chance, and luck when Jailbot somehow entered Faythie's dimension instead of his usual one where he apprehends criminals, mistook Faythie for a criminal, thereby dragging her to Superjail. Faythie and Warden immediately took a liking to each other, but Warden was quicker to show it and more obvious about it. He created schemes to get her to stay in Superjail with him instead of her going back home to her dimension called Guasanovia. She saw right through these schemes, but she played along and ultimately chose to divide her time between Superjail and Guasanovia.

Love at first sight or took a while to warm up to each other: Warden and Faythie had crushes on each other at first sight, but the actual, real, mature true love happened when they realized they still accepted each other despite their flaws, and neither of them were frightened away by the other's flaws.

What the people around them think of their relationship: In Guasanovia, the people are fine with their relationship, and even actively ship them, as long as he treats her well, which he pretty much does. In Superjail, Alice likes having another girl around, Jared considers her a friend to vent to, and Jailbot even considers her his mama, to go along with Warden being his papa. She is also something of a friend for The Twins, occasionally joining them in their mischief. She even has befriended Ash, Jean, and Paul.

Pet names for each other: Faythie calls Warden "baby" or even "baby boy" occasionally, but her favorite is "Wardy-Poo" (this pet name flusters him, only she is allowed to call him this, and he prefers she call him this in private). Warden calls Faythie "love" or "my love" occasionally, but his favorite is "Faythie-Poo", to counter her "Wardy-Poo" pet name for him (likewise, his pet name for her flusters her, only he's allowed to call her it, and in private (or there'll be hell to pay LOL JK JK)).

Ship name: There are several possibilities, but the main one is Fayden.

The more dominant one in the relationship: Believe it or not, there's really no more dominant person. Naturally, they can alternate between who's acting more dominant in a specific moment, but overall, they're pretty equal. They even consider each other their equal and their match. If this is meant sexually, it depends on exactly who's in bed together (between Past Faythie, Past Warden, Future Faythie, and Future Warden).

What they think about PDA: They generally don't do much of it, actually. Most affection happens in private. Warden would love to do a lot of PDA, but she'd rather not, and he mostly respects this.

What they find to be the most attractive about each other: Faythie loves Warden's round face, gap tooth, and voice, and even how childlike he can be, while he loves her curves, chocolate brown eyes, beautiful hair, adorable smile, and how strong and independent she is. He loves her voice as it calms him down, and he could listen to it for hours. He especially loves her ideas, intellect, and logic. In the future, she loves his body, specifically his muscles, which he happily flexes for her.

What they do to get each other “in the mood”: Warden doesn't have to do much to turn Faythie on. All it requires is making out, neck kissing, dry humping, and touching her more intimate areas on her body. Warden generally requires similar things.

Their worst fight: When Faythie won't tell Warden what's wrong with her, especially regarding her physical and mental health. Other than that, they don't really fight.

Best gifts they have exchanged: Warden gave Faythie a teddy bear when they first started dating, and she gave him one a little later on. They each still have their teddy bears, with Faythie's being a part of her stuffed animal collection.

Want/have kids: Warden and Faythie don't have kids, nor do they want them. Warden hates kids and has never wanted to be a father, and still doesn't see himself as one. Faythie dislikes (not necessarily full-blown hate) kids, has never wanted to be a mother, and still doesn't see herself as one. Faythie is sterile anyway, and they both are nearing middle age, so they're too old for kids.

Have they ever broken up: They have come close to breaking up. That is, Faythie has come dangerously close to breaking up with Warden, though she acknowledged at the time and still acknowledges that the problem was her, not him, and she didn't genuinely want to break up with him. She was in a very emotionally dark place, with a full-blown mental breakdown, her mental illness convincing her she needed to break up with him.

Scariest moment together: During her ongoing illness, Warden has been terrified he's going to lose his soulmate, and she has been terrified she's going to die and leave him without his soulmate.

Happiest moment together: Oh, so many! It's hard to pick just one! Really, any one of their dates/intimate moments together. Or, you could even say their entire relationship!

Are they or will they ever get married: They are not currently married, but are engaged. They aren't rushing to get married, but Warden would rather marry her sooner than later.

Ideal way to spend time with one another: Honestly, just being together is the best. Whether it's having sex or doing another intimate activity, going on a walk in Guasanovia, cuddling, going for a fly over Superjail, kissing/making out, gazing into each other's eyes, whatever, they just generally enjoy each other's presence.

Who has the higher sex drive: Faythie, definitely. She is easily turned on and often in the mood for sex (and when she isn't, she can oftentimes be put in the mood). Warden is usually up for it, when she is.

What areas they like to be kissed on: In a romantic manner, Faythie likes to be kissed sweetly on the lips or on her forehead, cheek, or nose. In a sexual manner, she likes to be passionately kissed on the lips/made out with, or her neck kissed, or even kissed on her more intimate body parts. Warden is okay with being kissed in any place, but, like Faythie, sweet lip, nose, forehead, and cheek kisses are generally more for romance, and passionate lip kisses/making out, neck kisses, and intimate body part kisses are more for sex.

The biggest relationship flaws the two of them have: They sometimes have issues with communication, due to both of them being abused as children. They can sometimes be self-centered and forget/disregard the other's feelings.

Ways they are the most similar: They both are the bosses of a large, successful place, (in the case of Past Faythie and Past Warden) both wear top hats and bowties, and both had abusive parents. They both even have Asperger's Syndrome and C-PTSD. There's too many similarities to list here.

Ways they are the most different: Warden is more giddy and energetic, Faythie is slower and calmer (all this happens most of the time).

Who is the most affectionate: Warden, probably. Faythie has times where she just wants to be left alone, not be touched, and not talk to anyone. This happens less with Warden. He gets lonely with not enough companionship. Faythie does too, albeit she has a lower threshold for human contact.

If the two of them are apart for a long time, who takes it the hardest: They both do, but Warden is worse. They do sometimes have to be apart, due to Faythie's life in Guasanovia. During these times, Warden thinks about her often, and texts her a lot. He worries about her, though he knows she can take care of herself. When they're reunited, they cuddle and spend a bit of time together. They even have some of that sweet, sweet "I missed you" sex!

Who said “I love you” first: Warden, although Faythie had been secretly thinking that about him herself, so she told him she loved him too right after he said that.

What their first kiss was like: It was on the beach below Superjail during sunset. Faythie had found him there in tears, his childhood haunting him. She had approached and comforted him, instead of being frightened/disgusted and running away/turning away from him. It was then he realized, for the very first time ever, his feelings for someone were being returned. Someone loved him, cared for him, and was kind to him, when he had never really been shown any genuine love, care, or kindness before. So, he (almost too desperately) kissed her, with her being surprised at first then immediately accepting it. The kiss was invigorating, but also comforting.

Who asks to be sent dirty selfies: Mostly Warden asking Faythie. But sometimes, Faythie asks Warden.

Who’s more likely to send unsolicited dirty selfies: Faythie is, but Warden sometimes does.

What the two of them wear for couples Halloween costumes: They actually don't usually coordinate their costumes. For instance, this year, he'll dress up as a cute pumpkin (at Faythie's insistence; not like he had another costume idea anyway) and her as a Guasanovian folk dancer. However, he once went as a devil, and her as an angel (to go with how he views their relationship dynamic, which doesn't necessarily reflect on Faythie's views on their relationship dynamic). Thank the Creator that she didn't make him dress up a baby for Halloween this year (she almost did; the baby costume idea was supposed to reflect the fact she sometimes babies him to pamper him)!

Who is more possessive over the other: Probably Warden of Faythie, though Faythie can be rather possessive of Warden at times. It doesn't really get out of hand, though (she stops him or herself before it goes too far).

Who is better at dirty talk, and what sorts of things they say: Faythie, though Warden can attempt it. They talk to the other about how they're going to mercilessly make love with them.

Who apologizes the most: Most likely Faythie, but Warden actually can sometimes, too. Especially when he knows he hurt her. She can apologize for things that aren't her fault, due to childhood trauma. Warden can sometimes do that too, especially if it's to someone he cares about and is close to, and he wants to impress them and stay on their good side. Obviously, this has to do with his own childhood trauma by his father who expected perfection from him.

How do they comfort one another during difficult times: She talks to and listens to him, gives him advice, sings to him, and cuddles him. Warden tries to do the same, since he follows her behaviors she models for him in these situations. Faythie either actively seeks out comfort, or due to her abusive childhood, rejects it altogether. In the latter case, she is EXTREMELY combative to it, even making herself go AWOL on purpose if Warden (or someone else, but usually Warden), tries to make her tell him what's wrong (that's Faythie for ya: extremely stubborn and the more you try to force her to do something, the less likely she'll be to actually do it).

Is jealousy a problem at all: Not usually. They're actually both pretty secure in their relationship and trusting of each other.

Who is more likely to surprise the other by joining them in the shower: Warden. Sometimes, he thinks he's so slick, and scurries into the bathroom behind her, just in time before she closes the door behind her.

Their favorite place to have sex: A bed will do just nicely, though they also like shower, bathtub, and hot tub sex.

Who confessed first: Warden, prompting Faythie to confess, too. Prior to this, she was agonizing over confessing to him, wondering what if she was wrong about liking him and doubting if he liked her back. But, in the end, she didn't have to worry about any of that, as it turned out.

Has anyone ever walked in on them, and what happened: Jailbot once did, causing them to sheepishly tell him they were just cuddling really closely. But, Jailbot knew exactly what was going on, and just got a knowing smirk on his screen, and left the room. He ships it, after all! And, lucky for him and all the other Fayden shippers, that ship had sailed! (Unlike some other ships... *cough*Misden*cough**cough* CUE THE BANJOS - SWEET HOME ALABAMA).

How they would react to find someone hitting on the other: Faythie's very presence would scare them into leaving Warden alone, due to her intimidating aura she can have and also because everyone knows who she is. Also applies the other way around. That is, Warden's very presence would scare them into leaving Faythie alone, not because he has a particularly intimidating aura (unless it's Future Warden), but because everyone knows who he is (both scenarios apply to both their reputations both in Superjail and in Guasanovia). Anyway, Warden wouldn't be into it if a non-Faythie (and not another Warden) hit on him, because he knows Faythie has a zero-tolerance policy on cheating, and he knows he has a great woman by his side, and that he'd be an idiot to lose her. Likewise, Faythie wouldn't like it if a non-Warden (and not another Faythie) hit on her, because she doesn't want to cheat on Warden. She wouldn't do that to him. He's had enough bad things in his life.

Additional Information: Faythie loves Maple Cream Sticks, and got Warden into them as well! They even grow on vegetation in Guasanovia! Also, as hinted earlier, Faythie is a very skilled Guasanovian folk dancer. Not even Warden knows about this.

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