#sweetheart you will get there.

[xenonsdoodles]

I think Ingrid is gay but I do not think she figured that out until well into adulthood. rip to her and to every woman who ever wondered where they went wrong with her :/

#fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #ingrid brandl galatea #obligatory this is my personal headcanon you can have other headcanons I don't care please don't argue with me on my silly post thanks #not @ any mutuals I think y'all are cool and wouldn't do that #this headcanon brought to you mostly by dorothea using a really good line on someone who was Not going to react well to it #and by her supports with mercedes which. both times I've gotten their B support I've had various lesbian friends spectate like WHAT THE FUC #sweetheart you will get there. #I believe in you

[somewhereincairparavel]

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

#If you think you're complimenting Percy by saying “Jason wouldn't have done that” no you are not. I love Percy too but cmon now #You are simply deluding yourself by trying to antagonize Jason in your head because of pettiness #He is canonically a sweetheart through and through so go cry abt it with your made up fanon version of him #But don't you dare claim it as canon #Get over the fact that both Percy and jason are good people and loyal lovers #Stop comparing them for fucks sake it's not 2012 anymore #pjo #percy jackson #pjo fandom #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #pjo hoo #jason grace #annabeth chase #piper mclean #leo valdez #frank zhang #hazel levesque

[lgbtiwtv]

#HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #YOU GUYS DONTT UNDERSTANDDDDDD I MISSED HIM SO BADDDDDD #GOD!!!!!!! #MY SWEETHEART MY BELOVED BLORBITO!!! #GET EM LOUIS!!!! YES! KILL!!!! #iwtv s2 #iwtv spoilers #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #m watches iwtv

[forestmossling]

you all seem to like steddie marrying and building a family together in their thirties so much, but what about them playing house together in elementary? never thought about that, huh? what about eddie weaving a flower crown for steve during recess and proposing to him with it behind the school in fifth grade? what about steddie marrying each other when they’re twelve with wayne officiating their wedding in the yard in front of their trailer at sunset? what’s with everybody being so keen on letting them fall for each other in high school at earliest? why not make a ten years old eddie profess his undying love and devotion to steve while he’s playing a knight defending his princess? why not let steve make amazing sand pies for his husband, who is hard at work looking for cool rocks for him outside? never thought about writing that, huh? cowards.

#this is me humbly requesting kids steddie being in puppy love for each other if that wasn’t clear #making steddie high school sweethearts is not enough i need them to be middle school sweethearts #wayne officiating baby steddie wedding came out of nowhere but now i’m obsessed with this idea #steddie #kids! steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #get steve harrington to be loved and appreciated agenda #steddie idea #steddie fic prompt #steddie hcs #stranger things headcanons #fic prompt #as in #please somebody write that i’m begging you #i was giggling when i wrote this #steddie au

[theghostinyourwalls]

I eat it up every time

#i need him #i want him #joe keery #steve harrington edit #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington is babygirl #steve harrington is a sweetheart #steve harrington is a mom #steve harrington x you #steve harrington #stranger things 4 #stranger things 3 #stranger things 2 #stranger things edit #stranger things #kurt spree #kurt kunkle x reader #kurt kunkle #pookie #cutie patootie #why is he so hot #he gon get me #i crave him

[introspectivememories]

goddd i just know that tim never takes off that fucking necklace. and you know bear doesn't have that much money so tge necklace was kinda cheap and it wasn't anything the bear meant for tim to wear regularly it was just like a keepsake y'know? wear it on a date or a nice outing. maybe when they're both home together. but tim is practically feral over it. like straight up refuses to take it off. it's turning his neck green at this point and everybody is soo done.

#bruce who's allergic to anything under $10000000 breaks out into hives everytime he sees it #bruce trying not to gag: sweetheart what if we replaced it? bernard wouldn't even know! #tim: if you try to replace my necklace i will leak that video of you pole dancing at the penguin lounge #bruce who's had worse things leaked: do it #tim 'backup plans for my backup plans' drake: i will send talia a compilation of you drunkenly rambling about how much you love her #bruce: .... okay you win #dick gets it #your first gay relationship does that to you #bear is a little worried tho #🐻: you know you don't have to wear it right? you could take it off #tim trembling and shaking: you don't want mw to wear it? 😢 #🐻 immediately caving: no no! wearit as long as you want!! #dude even ra's gets in on it #ra's going over his master plan: so you see detective i will then- what the fuck is going on with your neck #tim seething cause he can hear his siblings laughing at him over the comms: shut the fuck up #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern #could not stop thinking about the ra's scenario yesterday. kept making myself laugh

[leighsartworks216]

Rogue Tav who treats picking locks the same way the Lockpicking Lawyer does

Oh nooo it's locked *jams the lockpick in and wiggles it around with the most bored expression and it opens in a second* Wow sooo secure

Astarion challenging them to see who can open a padlock faster and Tav is like okay sure

They ask for two padlocks. Astarion thinks they're going to try showing him up by unlocking them both before him

The timer starts

Tav hits the padlock open with the other and stares dead at Astarion as he's only just got the pick in the lock

#this is the funniest shit to me #oh its sealed with magic?? yeah a good ol jimmy will probably get it open #'ah another locked door' 'let me get that for you dear-' 'already opened it sweetheart but thanks' #astarion #tav #rogue tav #baldur's gate 3

[whaliiwatching]

kaleidoscopic crush

#spider man: across the spider verse #pavitr prabhakar #gwen stacy #spider noir #spider punk #hobie brown #noirpunk #so. maybe i went a bit insane #i like poetry a regular amount i promise #this might be one of my favorite things i’ve ever made #first time drawing pav & gwen! they turned out—uh. okay! #the universes & noir himself get brighter as he acclimates :) #treacle (tart) means sweetheart in cockney rhyming slang #bc i cant fucking help myself lol #noir is so in love……….. just like we all are sdfkjhg #mans CANNOT handle how pretty hobie is in his element #to the anon who gave me the idea: thank you so much oh my gods #cw eyestrain #just in case #there is so much going on lol

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Please expand more on the degrading sex. 👀

This is so funny because our darling sweetheart doesn’t understand that König is trying to degrade her. She just doesn’t get it, she doesn’t know how mad he is and why!

She just thinks he’s passionate and intense. What a man, honestly! Of course he’s a little freaky and rough; she never expected anything less from the odd weird silent boy at the back of the class. And now that they’re finally together, it would almost feel like an insult if he “only” made love to her...

So König can seize her hands and bring them over her head, he can keep her in place and fuck her so deep she’s seeing stars. She just looks like she’s more and more in love. It drives him crazy; so crazy that he fastens his grip and grits his teeth, growling “Is this what you want? Huh??” while she’s just like yes, yes, yes! Eyes shining like stars, she’s about to cum, and can’t even hear the silently spat words of “You fucking little…” when the orgasm hits. (Filthy girl!)

Another thing that König will do is some nasty semi-somno. He’ll wake her up, not with slow kisses and cute fondling, but by gripping her throat from behind, grunting and kissing and biting her to bruises, but what does she do? She only squirms from joy! How annoying!! She’s just smiling, gasping and moaning with her eyes closed as he slips inside to warm his cock. And she’s just warm and happy and wet! Does he have to roll over and fuck her rough again to show her her place?

König tries to show her off at work, and knows exactly what to do when she looks a little too impressed with him and his position at KorTac. Doesn’t even bother to look shocked when he vaguely refers to some things he’s had to do to get people talk – UN would be shook, but his dirty girl just looks at him like she’s about to swoon again from love. What an infuriating little thing, she’s not behaving at all like she’s supposed to…

With any other woman, he’d be gentle and discreet. Oh, he’d fuck his girl to his hearts content, but he’d be nice. He’d be on his knees for her, he’d be her knight in shining armor. That was his dream!

But this one is so… So... He doesn't even have the words for her.

She’s running her fingers over the handle of one of his knives even now, when they’re inside his office, looking at him naughty as if it was his cock she’s stroking. He just told her how he gutted someone with that blade... He's been nothing but stoic ever since she arrived here.

“Someone's coming,” he gruffs. “Under the table with you.”

His silly little sweetheart does what she’s told, only looking excited as she goes. Any other woman, he’d introduce around this place as his future wife and see if she'd get flustered... Any other woman, he’d propose before the month is through if she did. But this one, he orders under his desk, unzips his pants and pulls out his cock, waving it under the table while talking to his subordinates, in cue for her to be a nice, obedient girl and take it in her mouth. That’s what she’s here for, after all... To suck his cock and make his work day a little better. Right?

But the stupidest thing is that he doesn’t feel like winning when her eager lips wrap around his tip. He doesn’t feel like he got the fat end of the stick because she’s clearly enjoying it. Sucking his cock at work like a dirty little–

Fuck, he’s about to explode, in every meaning of the word. And while he’s about to shoot a load during the short briefing, like the pathetic wanker he always was, the thing that really grips him the most is shame.

Is this what he has become? A degrader and defiler of women? He was supposed to treat them like angels, the purest thing on earth!

And she’s not even degraded, his filthy little angel, emerging from under the desk with shining eyes and a loving stare. She swallowed it all like a good girl, and proceeds to follow him around when he tucks himself back into his camos and grunts that he has work to do. Hugs him from behind with her weak little hands, presses her cheek against his back, and sighs from happiness. Tells him that she loves him so much.

He wonders if the meeting rooms are insulated enough for him to go and have a good old roar of despair.

#könig x highschool sweetheart #könig smut #könig x you #just ughhh #get loved you idiot #he's in hell!!

[hedwig221b]

Stiles Stilinski

Happy Birthday to the bravest human running among wolves! 🥳💗🐺

#stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski moodboard #sterek moodboard #HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY #HONEY ANGEL SWEETHEART PRINCESS KITTEN #wish you to get dicked down tonight 💗 by derek 💗 #everyone say happy birthday to the meow meow 💜 #eternal sterek #teen wolf #tw moodboard #teen wolf moodboard #stiles x derek #sterek

[hakusins]

I HAD TO DRAG MY REPUTATION THROUGH THE GROUND TO GET THIS !!!! HJERFBHJEBRF BUT I FINALLY GOT THE HALLWAY SCENE

#delinquent!eri era just so i could get this #the things i do to get more scenes of this blond bitch is hilarious HJBERFBJHERFBJH #dol #dol related #degrees of lewdity #dol whitney #whitney the bully #eri my sweet timid daughter i know you're not built for these kinds of acts #but its so you can spend time with your bf okay im doing this for you sweetheart

[skrunksthatwunk]

GIRLFRIENDS POST-UHAUL (uhaul the second, i guess)

#WAAAAAA IM SO HAPPY #i haven't posted anything this pretty in a while and i simply do not draw them enough. they're in love they're in LOVEEE #anyway ryumako enjoyers. here they are. high school sweethearts ryuko and mako #klk #kill la kill #ryumako #ryuko matoi #mako mankanshoku #satsuki kiryuin #(technically) #skrunkart #matoi ryuuko #matoi ryuko #mankanshoku mako #THE SILLIES. THE GOOFIES. #couldn't get out of bed today (<- couldn't move lol) but yuri got me back on my feet. dreams do come true #chewing this eating this. sorry i really like it ok. it's for me #also to the person who tagged the teacup ryumako post with 'dyke ryuko'... this is my letter in a bottle love poem to you. you're so right #like shit yeah.... dyke ryuko...

[bandtrees]

no interest in other people...

@mobpsychogirlweek day 1: tsubomi!!! i've always wanted to draw something artsy with her like this hehe.

#scribbles #takane tsubomi #mp100 girlweek #mp100 girlweek 2023 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #SO tickled by the amount of brassica heresy inspired art for today #cuz im like (points) my friend made that!!! #BUT ITS ALSO JUST. SO FUNNY. DAY 1 OF GIRLWEEK WATCH HER EXPERIENCE THE HORRORS #(and if you HAVENT read brassica heresy by scribefindegil on ao3: what are you doing! tsubomi protag divine tree arc horror au and so epic) #(AND made by my friend scribe who is a total sweetheart and whose writing SLAPS and deserves all the love in the world also.) #anyway all of that aside: this tsubomi art! was fun - getting csp has made me fall even more in love with digital painting haha #hope u all like ^.^ HAPPY GIRLWEEK

[noodles-and-tea]

you single-handedly got me into sherlock holmes lmao- ive been tryin to find new stuff to watch so i just turn on whatever you post about lol

In my defence, he’s just like me fr

#I hope you’re enjoying it and it’s not too traumatic #hearing I’VE been getting people into Sherlock #wow #I would also recommend reading the og stories! they’re very fun #and Sherlock is actually a big sweetheart #to John specifically but shh #thank you for the kind words!!! #my art #sherlock holmes #johnlock #john watson #sherlock #ask #bbc sherlock

[icedlava1]

I like thinking of random ways Vergil and Nero’s mom got together. this is one of them Lmaoo

#Vergil #vergil dmc #vergil sparda #nero’s mother #vergil x nero’s mother #devil may cry #dmc #devil may cry fanart #digital art #comic #vergil is finally getting the support and validation he needs #i headcanon nero’s mother as a sweetheart #also vergil is autistic coded if you couldn’t tell #my art #jay art

[bixels]

I feel like I've seen most of what interests me in FiMFiction for the time being, so I read through some good ol' reliable Stardew Valley fanfics last night, only to realize.

Haley x Female Farmer is basically Rarijack. Rarijack adjacent.

#personal #delete later #not art #unfortunate that i'm really not into the BIG popular ships in stardew #like. i downloaded talkohlooey's character sprites for my sdv because the men just look so much better #with talkohlooey sebastian actually looks like a cute guy i'd wanna date. default seb looks like a very very specific white boy. #like. the mod of an anime community discord server. #he looks like every white anime fan i knew in high school who very intentionally tried to look and dress more asian #so unfortunately i'm not really into any of the male bachelors. They are All White. #I went after Alex at first but he's a white bread jock. #So I'm really not interested in ships with Shane or Elliot or Sebastian which make up 2/3 of the romance fics #I do think Harvey is cute he has a lot of personality and he's a sweetheart #stardew expanded has victor AND olivia which is such a fucking win. Asians fuck yeah #I usually pursue Penny. Fluttershy vibes lmao #hopefully chocolatier has some dateable men who Aren't White. #Really can't recommend Talkohlooey's sprites more. Fantastic art style AND character design direction to boot. They made Emily Not #Terrifying Looking which is incredible. #still wish you could date the milfs though who said that #i said it. i'm fessing up. why did concernedape put all these women in unfulfilling marriages with mediocre/crappy men #what are you getting at.