#tahani al jamil actually

[ineffectualdemon]

I object to alloromantic people only headcanoning the bitchiest character as Aro

But it's okay when I do it because I am the bitchy Aro

#jiang cheng #aromantic #aro headcanon #aro #fandom #saying that i do have some non bitchy arospec hcs #phichit chulanont from yuri on ice for one #yuri himself from yuri on ice i see as demi #michael from the good place #hes not the bitchest character #tahani al jamil actually #once shes on her own in the good place shes really happy single and I love that for her #again shes not the bitchest character #but yeah most of my headcanons are for the bitchy rude characters because im projecting

[hopelessfandomfreak]

There will come a soldier / who carries a mighty sword / she will tear your city down oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

There will come a poet / whose weapon is his word / he will slay you with his tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

There will come a ruler / whose brow is laid in thorn / smeared with oil like david's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

— Eleanor Shellstrop, Chidi Anagonye, and Tahani Al-Jamil as “Soldier, Poet, King” by The Oh Hellos

#eleanor shellstrop #chidi anagonye #tahani al jamil #the good place #moodboard #echo edits #I’m actually really proud of these #I’ve been listening to this song nonstop this past week and I just had to do something with the three of them #these lyrics fit them so well #eleanor literally “tore down” michael’s experiment hundreds of times #chidi and tahani are pretty obvious I think #song lyrics

[everyonesonthespectrum]

Today’s Autistic character of the day is:

Tahani Al-Jamil from The Good Place

#headcanon #tahani #tahani al jamil #tahani the good place #tahani al jamil the good place #the good place #autism #autistic #actually autistic #autistic characters #autistic character of the day

[the-enby-jedi]

HELP I HAVE A NEW AU IDEA

the good place x Star Wars Rebels au

god I can think of so much good Kalluzeb angst with it. Like Cheleanor but with Kallus and Zeb?

Thrawn as Shawn?

(ALSO VICKY’S ACTOR IS SABINES VA)

#Another au? In this limited free time? #will I probably get to this? No so you can steal my idea #star wars rebels #swr #sw rebels #star wars #au idea #I have no clue who Sabine or Ezra would be #maybe Ezra could be Tahani Al-Jamil? #and maybe Sabine could be Kamilah Al-Jamil? #Ik this is a weird ass crossover idea but trust me- #Or they don’t need to have the roles of other characters actually because that would probably make it easier if they didn’t #swr au

[olliecoded]

i mean TECHNICALLY. eleanor was tahani's soulmate in one of the reboots so in my mind that equals bi tahani confirmed. & also janet is very much not a girl and jason knows this and is in a relationship with her anyway so in my mind THAT equals bi jason confirmed. and eleanor is just canonically bisexual. chidi is the only one who technically says he isn't bisexual and he actually has to CLARIFY this because eleanor assumes he is. and since eleanor has the best gaydar possible in my mind THAT equals bi chidi confirmed. and then there's simone who tried to make out with eleanor in the highly realistic simulation so i'm counting her as bi as well

#this is how all bi team cockroach can still win #actually i hc tahani as aroace but i think she's bi oriented so u know #tgp #the good place #tahani al jamil #jason mendoza #eleanor shellstrop #chidi anagonye #simone garnett

[allthebooksandcrannies]

In episode three of The Good Place, Tahani serves Eleanor tea from what appears to be a full Royal Albert Old Country Roses bone china tea set. Whether or not this was intended by the props department, the use of this specific pattern foreshadows Tahani's backstory and symbolizes her relationship with Eleanor and the other members of the neighborhood at that point in time. In this essay I will—

#the good place #eleanor shellstrop #tahani al jamil #the good place tahani #the good place meta #i actually have an essay if anyone wants it #I'm trying really hard not to start info dumping at everyone i know right now

[wazzuppy]

i have not gone into the tags for the good place once bc i'm still watching through it and i would scream if i got any spoilers, so i don't know if this has been said already, but:

tahani al-jamil feels SO aro coded and it actually means the world to me. i love her so much, u don't understand.

#tara says stuff #the good place #tgp #tahani al jamil #tgp tahani #the good place tahani #aro #aromantic

[peabodyandsitcoms]

tahani al-jamil

Tahani Al-Jamil (The Good Place)

got multiple requests for this one!

first impression:-

obvs wasnt a fan, she wasnt supposed to be likeable striaght away though.

opinion now:-

OBSESSED. she is everything i want to be and more. her growth is stunning, i couldn't say anything bad about her if i tried.

fav scene:-

i reckon when she told eleanor she admired her in the last ep. i BAWLED.

fav line:-

"Perhaps I can convince Simone to handle this the British way. Smile bravely, bury your feelings, and allow a steady drizzle to slowly wash away your sadness over 50 years." couldn't be more real if she tried

unpopular opinion:-

i dont think this is actually unpopular but i adore that she ended up single. in a society thats so so hyperfocused on love as everyones goal and happy ending, its so important so have wonderful, successful, and content characters like her achieving what she needs without romance.

fav headcanon:-

aro!tahani maybe? idk if she is though i think she just found happiness without it, not she cant feel romantic attraction. dunno.

#the good place #tahani al jamil #sitcom #ask me stuff #q&a

[flcgod]

𓏲  *   ( romee strijd, cis female, she/her, paris hilton + hailey bieber cc  )   ⸺   pictures of leonora elsabeth clemonte the twenty eight year old hotel heiress/model/media personality, have been showing up all over my feed, and considering the last time they were #trending, it was due to having an affair with another celebrity — i’m not likely to unfollow anytime soon. with their christian dior saddle bag and pumps matched with jacquemus laurier dress, they’ve managed to garner a reputation for being more captivating than vain. their critics say that they’re more manipulative than benevolent when they aren’t too busy focusing on their blowdried bouncy hair, dewy skin, day drinking, impulsive shopping sprees, pretending to be busy to have a spa day instead of going out. reputation.com has taken to calling them london tipton in order to avoid a lawsuit ( again ). 

*    ◟ stats .

full name : leonora elsabeth clemente nicknames : goes prominently as lena birthplace : monte carlo , monaco . current residence : manhattan , nyc . sexual orientation : heterosexual / heteroromantic nationality : dual ( both american & monégasque ) languages spoken : french (  fluent  ) , english ( fluent ) , italian ( basic )  occupation :  hotel heiress , model , media personality career claim : hailey bieber , paris hilton muse inspo :  serena van der woodsen ( gossip girl ) , gabrielle solis ( desperate housewives ) , lauren conrad ( laguna beach ) , elle woods ( legally blonde ) , allison hamilton ( the notebook ) , hanna marin ( pretty little liars ) , cher horowitz ( clueless ) , rachel green ( friends ) , tahani al jamil ( the good place ) positive traits : captivating , confident , loyal ,  passionate , coquettish , benevolent , affectionate, authentic &   courageous negative traits : manipulative , stubborn , vain , insecure , abrasive , possessive , hypocritical &  dramatic aesthetic : plumping lip gloss , dewy skin , blowdried bouncy hair , satin sheets , matte nail polish , binge watching romcoms whenever upset , day drinking , chanel eau tendre perfume sprayed at the nape of her neck , impulsive shopping sprees , counting the number of strokes while brushing hair every night , pretending to be busy with work to have a spa day instead of going out , rose petals scattered in a hot bath .

*    ◟ personality .

generally speaking ,  lena is a v captivating person . she can light up any room she walks into with her contagious smile  . most people would peg her for having a facade but tbh unless directly provoked she truly is nice ! 

due to her family’s surname  &  connections she pulled to start up her own skincare & haircare brand , lena gets a lot of hate. like A LOT. either it coming from other brand owners or simply the online haters , they all think she tries half as hard as the other women in the industry aka that she didn’t deserve what she has now  &  it definitely left a mark on her . only those who are actually close to her personally know how hard she actually works  &  the devotion , care and time she puts in her products .

when it  comes to her friends , she’s extremely loyal  &   9/10 times would do absolutely anything for them . like , you need a place to stay ?  you need money ?  you need someone to pick your drunk ass at 4am ?  she’s your girl . but at the same time if you did something like  EXTREMELY  bad to tarnish the love  &  care she has for you…. oh boy . let’s just say she can hold a grudge for years  &  is resentful as hell .

is extremely coquettish  &  a big attention ho™ .

loves beautiful things ( read: vain ) including herself !  you can catch her taking selfies everywhere she goes or spending lots of time pampering  &  showering herself with beautiful clothes , accessories  &  other  “ beauty accouterments “  that catch her eye .

deep down , she truly  wants to find that ridiculous , inconvenient , consuming , can’t-live-without-each-other love that her parents had . she’s the ultimate romantic  & won’t settle for less but in truth , she’s known for being flighty af ?   let’s just say that the only difference between her  &  taylor swift is that she doesn’t write songs about her exes lmao  &   can bounce quicker than you can blink if she sees  one  red flag .

overall lena really isn’t the type to casually date . like she wants to cook you dinner , snuggle , go on romantic trips , surprise you with your favorite things , be your best friend  &  hold your hand all the time not wait for 1.75 hours for a text back .

so in retrospect she seems like the perf gf to have, right ?  wellllllllll…. in most aspects , yes , because she would put you 1st for sure  &  probably slap a bitch in your name but…. she can also get extremely possessive  &  jealous .  it comes off small but the longer she’s with someone the more she gets like  “ why are you talking to her “  “ let me see your phone “  “ don’t you lie to me ! !  “  “ DARLING I’M A  NIGHTMARE DRESSED LIKE A DAYDREAM ! !  “  lord have mercy .

says she hates gossip but….. LOVES GOSSIP .

says she doesn’t manipulate people into getting things her way…. BUT DOES.

says she doesn’t have grudges but…. TENDS TO THEM LIKE LITTLE PETS.

says she’s not dramatic while throwing rose petals around , dressed in evening wear during the day , draping herself across the piano …. SHE’S DRAMATIC . 

says she’s dehydrated and….. HAS A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE . 

　                    ˚ detailed biography  .  ˚ wanted connections  .   ˚ pinterest .    ˚ penthouse tour .  　

#wealth.intro

[autisticheadcanons]

Eleanor Shellstrop, Tahani Al-Jamil and Janet( no last name) from The Good Place are all Autistic.

Actually all the main characters in that show are. But these are my Favorite characters.

Yes!!! Everyone in that show is autistic I swear. -Mod Dragon

#autistic headcanon #actuallyautistic #eleanor shellstrop #tahani al jamil #janet #character has no last name #the good place #sitcom #submission

[madwomansapologist]

Can I request “being TGP Michael’s soulmate would Include”? Tysm! :)

- 👻

being Michael Realman soulmate would include

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synopsis: At The Good Place, the real truly Good Place, Michael thought that his life was finally perfect. When he meet you he realized that it couldn't be perfect because he didn't knew you yet.

warnings: a important theme on the last season is how there is not a soulmate, but just someone that you choose to love. i like to do those soulmate!au and will not stay totally loyal to the canon if that its not funny to me. if it was about a human i could totally make a "you are soulmates because of Michael's evil torture plan", like i did to Eleanor, but not to a immortal character because it wouldnt make sense to me.

ps: I love writing for that fandom! Thanks for your request dear reader, hope you like it!

• Michael spend his whole life, what means way more than the average, resolving problems. The afterlife is boring to demons? Okay, he found a solution. Wait. Those humans seens to always reazlize they are in The Bad Place? Calm down, calm down, he got a solution. Humans can actually evolve into greater beings? Michael know what to do. The Good Place is actually The Boring Place? You know who will solve it, just give him some time

• And then... no more problems. At least not big ones. It was just what he expect from paradise. A place where he could finally breath in. He could finally live, instead of just trying to survive. Michael thought he had everyhing he wanted

• The gentle bell announced a new resident.

• Your life was... You were kind to others. You did horrible things. You were truthful. You lied. You loved with your body and soul. You hated with all your heart. You experienced so much fun. Your life was so boring. Your legacy was warm and gentle. Your legacy was cold and rough. After all you lived, you were just like the very next person: someone that wronged and did hurtful things, but someone who also did the right thing and was lovely towards others. You were constantly trying, and that was enough

• After some time, you passed to The Good Place. You were someone who deserved to be there. In the first week you didn't even sleep. It wasn't great: it was amazing! A candy had the asnwer to what Twin Peaks really was. Magic doors took you to whatever place you wanted. Julius Cesar was such a nice guy. Princess Diana was so kind, as everyone expect. Robin Williams was brilliant. You met your great-grandfather! And his great-grandfather! And then you heard about the group that made everything possible, those people that saved the entire human population from a eternity of suffering

• When you discovered that Chidi Anagonye had a reading group, you knew that it was your chance. He was such a sweet guy, so gentle and caring. Eleanor Shellstrop helped you with your journey through philosophy. Didn't take much for you two to became friends

• Eleanor invited you to a party organized by Tahani Al-Jamil. She looked like what every celebrity want to be. Someone who would win a Tony, a Oscar, a Bafta, a Grammy and a Nobel in the same year. There you met Jason. Jacksonville! His heart was something you couldn't understand. Jason was so smart, but in a emotional way that opened your eyes. And the humanity of his lovely wife intrigued you. Janet was... perfect. In a way that no human or robot could ever be. She was simply perfect

• You wanted to met Michael, the demon that made everything possible. You had learn that 'demon' was a bad term, it was just difficult to stop using. It looks like he was doing something with Judge Gen. Although you don't really get who she is, it appeared important

• The group finished reading Anna Karênina. On paradise, an eight hundred pages book is something that everyone had the time to read. You tried it once when you were alive, but you didn't make it to the first hundred pages. Now, you did it in one week

• Chidi guided the discussion about the mishaps and turmoil of those two families. Someone, probably Freud, talked about how the very last scene of Anna and the birth of Kitty's child was a Tolstoy's attempt of punishing the female leads that wronged someone during the book. Jane Austen wouldn't stop talking about how Vronsky was a dipshit lover if Tolstoy didn't agree with her

• When it was your turn to give your opinion, you didn't even heard the door opening. Your view of how the motifs, mainly the candle, and how it repeats itself in different ways for Ana and Vronsky were your focous. For him it was a bad memory, for her it was her destiny. Submerged in your line of reasoning, you only notice him because of Chidi's voice

"Want to be part of the conversation?" Chidi asked when you finished your sentence. "I saw you reading it once, would you like to contribute?"

You turned your head to the place Chidi was looking at. The gray-haired man in a matching suit, shrugged his shoulders with a excited little smile on his face. "Do you have space for me here?"

"We always have, Mikey-boy", Eleanor tapped the sit next to her. "My new friend was talking about the candle motif, what do you think about it?"

"The candle motif, we all seen it", Michael turned his body in Eleanor's direction and followed her gaze to the new resident. And when he locked eyes with you, Michael wasn't able to talk anymore. Either were you.

Michael felt a storm inside him. His heart was jumping on his chest. His lungs didn't work anymore. His voice was nothing but a weak memory. His muscles turned into soft jellys.

You burned. Your eyes didn't work anymore, almost like some kind of smoke appeared in front of them. Your toes were shaking but you didn't even notice. You dropped the book on the floor, but the sound was muted.

While Michael eyes shine on emerald, yours turned into a lilac light.

"I am sorry", meanwhile looking at you, Michael were talking to everyone else on the room. He walked your way and grab your hand. You stand up, unable to do anything but to stay with him. "But that stupid book can wait."

You followed Michael, using one of the magic doors to get to a better place. You didn't droop his hand, you only hold it harder.

"God think my book is stupid?" Tolstoy asked when the door closed, tears glowing on his eyes. "What did I do wrong?"

"For the last time," said Marilyn Monroe. "He is not a god."

• Michael wouldn't care if the world end up right now. Either would you.

GENERAL TAGLIST: @suakemi @notanalienindisguiseblink

THE GOOD PLACE TAGLIST: @suakemii @notanalienindisguiseblink

Feedback/reblogs would be greatly appreciated! Support your content creators! Likes are appreciated, but comments and reblogs are golden!  

@ madwomansapologist.tumblr.

#madwomansapologist #ask box #i just found out michael last name is realman #the good place #the good place michael #tgp michael #michael tgp #michael x reader #michael x you #michael x y/n #tgp michael x reader #tgp michael x you #tgp michael x y/n #michael tgp x reader #michael tgp x you #michael tgp x y/n #eleanor shellstrop #chidi anagonye #tahani al jamil #tahani al-jamil #jason mendoza #soul squad #michael realman x reader #michael realman x you #michael realman x y/n #reader insert

[cringefailroboguy]

What characters from pop culture do you identify with?

Uhuhuhuhuhu I'll have to pull out my kin list for this one

As for the more well known characters, I'd say that I HEAVILY relate to Bojack Horseman (don't judge), The Spot (ATSV Version), Lego Batman, Twice (from MHA), Tahani Al-Jamil (The Good Place) and Invader Zim ofc

And for some more niche (?) characters (with who I actually relate more) - Reverend Putty and Ms Censordoll (both from Moral Orel), Mizu (Blue Eye Samurai) and Wirt from OTGW (and obviously my own OCs, DUH!!!)

#surprisingly despite this being a mental illnes vent blog #i don't hc half of these characters as having any of the mental illnesses that I have #I do hc Bojack - Lego batman - Tahani - Invader Zim and Ms Censordoll as having NPD tho #forgot to mention Vasco from Lookism - but that one's a bit outdated I think #said that BES is niche because I dont see it having a fucking fandom I feel like I'm screaming into the void

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

Gate Duty

Gate Duty

by Ginger_Cat

Contrary to popular belief, there wasn’t a tally of a person’s good and bad deeds at the end of their life. There was no scale to balance. There wasn’t much fairness in it at all, actually. Whether a person went to Heaven or to Hell was loosely based on their qualifications, and the rest was up to the discretion of the angel and demon who happened to be on Gate Duty that day.

Guess who gets Gate Duty?

***DISCLAIMER: You do NOT have to be familiar with The Good Place to enjoy this fic!***

Words: 4696, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Eleanor Shellstrop, Gabriel (Good Omens), Tahani Al-Jamil, Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Janet (The Good Place), Chidi Anagonye, Jianyu Li | Jason Mendoza, Beelzebub (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Tahani Al-Jamil/Eleanor Shellstrop

Additional Tags: The Good Place (TV) References, the good place crossover, The Good Place prequel, Eleanor is a horndog, Eleanor ships Ineffable Husbands, as she should, Come on, she's just saying out loud what everyone else is thinking, Body Swap, tequila shots, Drunk Aziraphale (Good Omens), Karaoke, Starmaker Crowley, Protective Crowley (Good Omens), A million and one references to Noah's Ark, Michael is a wanker, depictions of mass death, temporary major character... death?, you'll see - Freeform, Mentions of Suicide, Ineffable Bureaucracy, Humor, Angst and Humor, One of the funny ones, or at least occasionally amusing, I hope, Footnotes, not formatted as footnotes but hopefully it all makes sense, First Kiss, Love Confessions, Post-season 1 Good Omens

From https://ift.tt/k7WLUY1 https://archiveofourown.org/works/47995885

#ao3feed ineffablehusbandz #ineffable husbands #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anthonyjcrowl

[le-velo-pour-dru]

! for the weird asks i would love to hear about your comfort character and something you've kept since childhood! (i think it's 1 and 26)

OKAY. I HAVE. A LOT OF COMFORT CHARACTERS X3 HERE'S THE LIST:

Jupiter North from Nevermoor

Tara Maclay and Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Penny Crygor from WarioWare

Wurt from Don't Starve Together

Number Five Hargreeves and Viktor Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy

Scorpia and Entrapta from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Bellflower Cookie, Moon Rabbit Cookie, the Cookiemals, and Lilybell Cookie from Cookie Run: OvenBreak

Rainbow Quartz 2.0, Spinel, and Volleyball/Pink Pearl from Steven Universe

Allister from Pokémon

Velma, Rhonda, and Shari from Animal Crossing

Tahani Al-Jamil from The Good Place

Fred Burkle from Angel

Bastille Dartmoor from Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians

Annie Edison from Community

Luca Paguro from Luca

Lancer from Deltarune

Reggie Peters from Julie and the Phantoms

Kazi from The Dragon Prince

Douxie Casperan from Tales of Arcadia

So yeah, there are a lot of characters that make me happy, hehe "^^ Agh I love them all so muchhhhh 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

That second question is actually #21, and my answer is that I still have a stuffed animal that I was given when I was really really young :) I named her Dolly (very creative name for a stuffed animal, I know XD), and I think she's supposed to be like a swaddled up baby or something? It's kind of hard to tell. But I still love her so so much after all this time, she means a lot to me :) 🫶

#dru speaks #yayyyyyy two whole questions about stuff that makes me happy ^^ 🩷 #asks #missingspaceships

[wasntfaira]

WHAT CHARACTERS ARE YOU ?

so i wanted to do this personality test thing &* list characters i got that the test says i match up with % wise, but from fandoms i actually know / write from , especially since i don't know a lot of fandoms. they give you 2000 characters , but i went with people i matched up to 50% with &* pulled 85 of them. now i'm gonna go through &* mark em. bold means i write them already , italics mean i'd consider it , bold & italic together mean i used to write them , underline means it shocked me.

Kurt Hummel ( glee ) / 83%

Agent Pleakley ( lilo & stitch ) / 78%

Effie Trinket ( the hunger games ) / 77%

Tina Cohen-Chang ( glee ) / 77%

Mia Dolan ( la la land ) / 77%

Ryan Evans ( high school musical ) / 76%

Violet Parr ( the incredibles ) / 76%

Padme Amidala ( star wars ) / 75%

Rosalind Walker ( sabrina ) / 74%

Astrid Leong-Teo ( crazy rich asians ) / 73%

Alice Cullen ( twilight ) / 73%

Blaine Anderson ( glee ) / 73%

Allison Hargreeves ( the umbrella academy ) / 73%

Belle French ( once upon a time ) / 73%

Hazel Grace-Lancaster ( the fault in our stars ) / 73%

Gabriella Montez ( high school musical ) / 73%

Monica Geller ( friends ) / 72%

Esme Cullen ( twilight ) / 72%

Rachel Berry ( glee ) / 72%

Mercedes Jones ( glee ) / 72%

Elsa ( frozen ) / 72%

Mary Margaret Blanchard / Snow White ( once upon a time ) / 72%

Jasmine ( aladdin ) / 72%

Katara ( avatar ) / 71%

Princess Leia ( star wars ) / 71%

Emma Pillsbury ( glee ) / 71%

Allison Hamilton ( the notebook ) / 71%

Hermione Granger ( harry potter ) / 70%

Tahani Al-Jamil ( the good place ) / 70%

Janet ( the good place ) / 70%

Paula Proctor ( crazy ex girlfriend ) / 70%

Princess Fiona ( shrek ) / 70%

Damian Leigh ( mean girls ) / 68%

Artie Abrams ( glee ) / 68%

Anna ( frozen ) / 68%

Claire ( fleabag ) / 68%

Peggy Carter ( marvel ) / 67%

Dr. Strange ( marvel ) / 67%

Rachel Chu ( crazy rich asians ) / 67%

Nani Pelekai ( lilo & stitch ) / 66%

Henry Mills ( once upon a time ) / 66%

Belle ( beauty & the beast ) / 66%

'Needy' Lesnicki ( jennifer's body ) / 66%

Vision ( marvel ) / 66%

Emily Fields ( pretty little liars ) / 66%

Carlisle Cullen ( twilight ) / 65%

Rosalie Hale ( twilight ) / 65%

Jasper Hale ( twilight ) / 65%

Mike Chang ( glee ) / 65%

Daryl Whitefeather ( crazy ex girlfriend ) / 65%

Spencer Hastings ( pretty little liars ) / 65%

Valencia Perez ( crazy ex girlfriend ) 64%

Rapunzel ( tangled ) / 64%

Captain Marvel ( marvel ) / 63%

Edward Cullen ( twilight ) / 63%

Eleanor Sung-Young ( crazy rich asians ) / 63%

Sabrina Spellman ( chilling adventures of sabrina ) / 63%

Ben Hargreeves ( the umbrella academy ) / 63%

Ross Geller ( friends ) / 62%

Hilda Spellman ( chilling adventures of sabrina ) / 62%

Charlie Kelmeckis ( perks of being a wallflower ) / 62%

Sharpay Evans ( high school musical ) / 61%

Ambrose Spellman ( chilling adventures of sabrina ) / 60%

Love Quinn ( you ) / 60%

Guinevere Beck ( you ) / 60%

Peeta Mellark ( the hunger games ) / 59%

Rebecca Bunch ( crazy ex girlfriend ) / 59%

Regina Mills ( once upon a time ) / 59%

Tony Stark ( marvel ) / 58%

Gretchen Weiners ( mean girls ) / 58%

Viktor Hargreeves ( the umbrella academy ) / 57%

Will Schuester ( glee ) / 56%

Emma Swan ( once upon a time ) / 56%

Maurice ( beauty & the beast ) / 56%

Steve Rogers / Captain America ( marvel ) / 55%

Brittany Pierce ( glee ) / 53%

Chip Dove ( jennifer's body ) / 52%

Regina George ( mean girls ) / 51%

Augustus ' Gus ' Waters ( the fault in our stars ) / 51%

Chandler Bing ( friends ) / 50%

Coriolanus Snow ( the hunger games ) / 50%

Janis Ian ( mean girls ) / 50%

Santana Lopez ( glee ) / 50%

Klaus Hargreeves ( the umbrella academy ) / 50%

Summer Finn ( 500 days of summer ) / 50%

#so what im hearing is ... fellow gays #and rich people andsfjkanaSDFAS #𝒐𝒐𝒄. have a little hope

[phoenixyfriend]

Weird dream from last night that I realized did not contain nearly enough Proper Dracula to be tagged/considered Dracula daily but have at it.

The bullshit dream included:

Me being in Japan for Reasons; Thor and Jane showed up at some point, made out, and there was some kind of retroactive reveal that Jane becoming Thor meant she was now also Aldrif and so Jane/Thor was now incest, which the dream said was Accurate To Something Historical. (Note: Aldrif is a Marvel character. This plot point did not make sense.)

A Dracula situation that reimagined what should have been the novel's events in the post-WWI period of The Mummy (which we arrived to via Thor things, somehow)

but also specifically in a large mountain castle overlooking a pine tree valley… in Wyoming.

Mina and Jonathan were there, but also Dracula had a wife? Which I would assume came from Castlevania except for the fact that the dream was pretty clear on this woman being only vaguely aware of her husband's monstrosity and repeatedly trying to get people to leave for their own safety. Significantly more Stepford than Castlevania's Lisa Tepes.

There is a plot-relevant white fox running around the half-neglected gardens for some reason.

POV (unclear who is POV, presumably Mina) of cat and mouse with Dracula and his vaguely Castlevania-personality minions, including an evil elf lady (pale gray skin, white hair, black clothes and stained fingers) with a sword, a giant wolf man, and what might be a troll made of living stone.

Something? Happened? And everything shut down and entered a stasis for almost a hundred years.

POV woke up and found that the building had been abandoned for years and was recently purchased and converted into a beauty spa/getaway where people go for a week to Become The Best Version of Themselves

Highkey implications that all the food (mostly various puddings in tiny plastic 'tear-off-the-top' single-use containers) was drugged for brainwashing purposes (not in a cult way but in an Aliens Or Supernatural Bullshit way).

The Elric brothers showed up to investigate and everyone was politely ignoring the fact that one of them was a giant suit of armor even though it was a clear violation of the retreat's rules

POV is still trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. Tahani al Jamil is also there. She thinks the spa is Just Amazing. She is never seen again, because the plot moves on to other things.

Elric brothers bust the brainwashing situation. Unclear how. Castle is gutted and starts being converted into a museum.

Elrics are gone. POV character wanders about. Some of the statues look Familiar.

Statues are actually Dracula-and-minions in stasis. They are starting to wake up. One of them starts swinging. The others are now attacking. The entire castle is in full evac mode into the city that has sprung up in recent times.

On the way out, POV spots a toddler. Picks them up and gets them out of the way of Possible Trampling By Panicked Crowd. Toddler is FIGHTING and BITING.

Dracula shows up. Looms. Takes the toddler, who is apparently (either de-aged or retroactively?) the werewolf and now his adopted son.

Dracula and co fuck off without bothering anyone again because? Reasons.

Woke up

#cult mention #incest mention #dracula #vampires #FMA #The Good Place #werewolves #Night at the Museum #phoenix talks #dreams