#thats when you get monched

[sapphicsapphiresunset]

2x06 No Exit

I love this interaction, because of how quickly Dean backs off. Like Dean may be constantly horny, but he hears “no” loud and clear. He is an absolute slut, but he only likes enthusiastic consent. And hey that’s what matters.

Also more Jo, she’s smart, she’s thriving, she’s doing her thing. Ellen’s valid in all her feelings, but hey baby’s gotta leave the nest.

ALSO I totally forgot this ghost was H.H. Holmes! As a true crime enthusiast, the Murder Castle, is some creative horror there. Didn’t love the scene where he’s grabbing at Jo for just a little too long. Look, there’s so much violence towards women in real life, I don’t enjoy seeing it in media at all. It’s not fun. 

#supernatural #supernatural spoilers #spn 2x06 #dean stuck his whole ass arm up that shaft #where the fuck is your survival instinct my dude #thats when you get monched

[themolluscasometimes]

(if you havent seen dmeon slayer s3 or read the mange this has spoilers)

okay no but look-

who tf. gave genya a sword an told him to go to final selection

It's stated that Genya calmed down and mellowed out after getting Gyomei to train him. ALSO he got mega buff between when we see him at final selection and when he see him next like yeah he obviously had a growth spurt but the point is he went from scrawny to brawny. He was also a giant asshole at final selection so like. Genya 100% only got trained by gyomei after passing final selection.

Which MEANS either someone ELSE sent a kid that cant use breathing to final selection with a sword OR he got himself there. I dont believe anyone wouldve willingly sent him given how important breathing is to the demon slayer corp

also. The only trainers we really see are hashira or former hashira. Im SO convinced there are other that we don't see given that not every water breather couldve been taught by Urokodaki but it still makes sense that these teachers are retired professional demon slayers that lived long enough to be no longer in active service even if they aren't hashira

which leaves us with options:

OPTION 1:

genya tried to learn breathing from a cultivator/some other demon slayer, failed, stole a nichirin sword and probably shook the poor sod down to get info on the when and where for final selection

OPTION 1a

When the person who tried to teach breathing to Genya refused to continue after finding out he cant Breathe Right, said teacher was too strong for genya to really do anything about it (see: they're teaching him and it seems likely that the teachers of demon slayer tend to be upper ranked at least) Genya fucked off and assaulted some weak random demon slayer to steal a sword from and get info

Or, you know, something along these lines because he had to get a nichirin sword and infomraiton from somewhere, and Im doubtful it was willingly given to him since he like. cant fucking breathe.

HOWEVER

when we see him at the end of final selection, he's like. mega obsessed with the sword thing. like. super. like yes these are special swords but here's the thing everyone there already has one of the special swords, just not one of their own.

It kinda maybe implies that Genya. Doesnt have a special sword. So.

OPTION TWO:

Genya has been roughing it with a regular ass sword for seven days and given that he can't Breathe his primary form of defense would've been step one: cut the demons arm off. step two: monch. step three: beat the demon to within an inch of its life with demon enhanced brute strength until he can get away or force it die in the sun.

In which case Genya was not likely to be doing much direct demon slaying during those seven days.

(even if he HAD a nichirin sword theres no guarantee that without breathing he wouldve been strong enough or skilful enough to use it to kill all the demons he ran across but given how obsessed and intense he is with getting his hands on a nichirin blade and how much not one single person would want him to go to final selection, i honestly think he had just some random sword. It would explain why he's so desperate to get one, other than being generally unhinged. Anyway-)

While everyone else was roughing it, surviving and slaying demons in the night, Genyas experience of the final selection exam was somewhere between a survival challenge and an all you can eat buffet, with not a lot of demon slaying involved.

can u imagine being part of his cohort and running across some dude that needs you to cut off this demons head thats missing a suspicious amount of its body bc he doesnt have a nichirin sword for some fucking reason. also he has really, really, fucked up eyeballs.

can you imagine watching one of your fellow exam participants use a sword only to defend himslef bc its a functionally useless offense only to attack by eating the fucking demons.

can you imagine seeing him at one point, looking a certain way bc hes been eating a demon and then seeing him again later looking human. or looking like a different demon. or both.

can u imagine struggling to feed yourself during these seven days and this man is having a straight up feast. and also couldnt be assed to show up with a sword for demonslaying to the exam for fucking demon slaying

#shinaguzawa genya #genya shinazugawa #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer headcanons #also when did he figure out he can eat the demons #how #genya eat the rich shinazugawa #genya 100% had some regular ass sword in that exam and i will die on this hill #demon slayer season 3 #swordsmith village arc #listen #there is so uch that has neevr been explained about genya #he is atleast as unhinged as inosuke if not more because at least inosuke NEVER TRIED TO EAT A DEMON #inconsistent puncutaion spelling and grammar due to symptoms of brainrot #options 1 and 1a and any variations thereupon are possible but boring #and dont explain why genya was insane about getting sword #but it would make so much sense if he DIDNT FUCKING HAVE ONE

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Soft Sevika Tingz (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡

Sevika isn’t good at words and communicating (not yet) so a lot of the time when she craves some form of comfort, she goes for touches in various ways:

You’re sitting in a chair, monching or reading, she comes up behind you and gently puts her head on top of yours.

This caught you off guard the first time and made you stiffen to the point you almost had to remind yourself to breathe. When it had been a solid while since you last turned the page in your book, she chuckled and kissed your cheek before continuing to her original destination.

Now whenever she does this, you maintain doing whatever you were doing but gently reach your hand up to stroke her cheek. It always warms your heart when you feel her slightly lean into your hand.

Sometimes this turns into her kissing your hand and then slowly kissing down your arm to your neck. Hwehweh it works like magic if she’s wanting to badonk. But you can tell when she’s just being sweet. She’ll finish her trail by burying her head into your neck for a bit before peeking up to see what you’re up to.  

She does the thing that we all love! Whenever you’re cooking, she swoops in from behind and wraps her arms around your waist.

First time she did this, you noted how she didn’t wrap her robotic arm around you (sadness ;-; ). You smoothly grabbed her left arm and wrapped it around you without breaking your rhythm. Though no words were spoken, her appreciation shown through with a small squeeze.

And then yall fucked wildly on the counter.

Laying bed usually ends up with her spooning you. I don’t think Sev is the type to let you spoon her. She’s ultra sensitive to people being behind her. BUT she loves being on top of you. Not like that. But thats also true. I mean, she likes to lay her head on your chest, your heartbeat drowning out the common noises of Zaun. She’ll lightly dance her fingers on your side. It would tickle a little but you never minded. She likes to leave kisses and lil love bites on your torso. 

Sometimes when she’s feelin extra cheeky, she’ll sneak up behind you and swoop you into her arms. Your initial shock and whines are cut short when she throws you onto the bed. Before you can argue further, she plops on top of you.  You can’t lift her (and choose not to try). By this point you’re giggling endlessly at her behavior because it’s rare to see but you enjoy it 10000%. She smiles hearing your laugh and she makes adjustments to get comfortable.

Comfortable silence ensues as you naturally untie her pony tail that she should let loose more often and begin playing with her hair. Sometimes you hum lightly as you do this. If you’re extra lucky and listen carefully, you can catch her humming along with you.

Other times, you both talk in almost whispers - things that normally are never spoken about. Past trauma, things that scare you/her, funny memories, family, and on occasion, the future. But both of you are aware of reality and the huge dare it is to dream. For now its baby steps into the future and devotion to savoring the present.

Day to day with Sev is normally busy, filled with work and traveling everywhere. Your time to be anywhere near romantic with her is minimum so the times when you can be around each other and not working is appreciated greatly. And these moments of unspoken love is treasured deeply by both you and her.

#sevika #sevika arcane #sevika x reader #arcane #arcane fanfic #piltover's gayest #zauns gayest #sevika is my wife #id die for sevika #i just wanna hug her #i really think her hugs would be amazing

[hxneekyuu]

accidental kiss || tsukishima kei, ennoshita chikara, miya atsumu, lev haiba

request :  Hey Can I request a headcanon or one shot with Haikyuu characters (any of your choices) having an accidental kiss with their crush, you know, the cliché romance scene in drama's where the girl fell and male catches her and end ups kissing, or something when the girl turn around not noticing the close distance between the male, and their lips touches. Anything that is accidental

warnings : miya atsumu, Suna Gets a Haircut

a/n : so i did one of those random hq generator things bc i could only decide on one boi and that was tsukki,,, the results made me laugh so here you go -- btw these are all gonna be pre-dating bc thats just wonderful we love that

tsukishima kei

this is definitely all tsukkis fault

you two are at your house just vibing and at some point you head into the kitchen to make food

and hes leaning against the counter right in front of the cabinet you need to get to

but he has the audacity not to move the fuck outta the way when you tell him you need to get past 

so youre like ok fuck it and just reach around him to open it 

but the bowl you need is pretty high up so youre like on your tippy toes tryna get the damn thing and hes just sitting there watching you struggle 

instead of helping you like he isnt damn near 6′3″

but riiiiight as youve got the bowl, you end up grabbing it a little too forcefully and you bring like a million dishes down with it 

so ofc even though he definitely deserves it, youre not trying to concuss the poor guy with literal ceramic dishes raining down on him 

so you kinda lunge forward to stop them all from falling 

and, hearing the crash of dishes over his head, he naturally ducks because he doesnt want to die

honestly,,,, its more of a crash of your noses and foreheads but theres such chaos of like,,, trying not to die?? 

that at some point you just feel his mouth on yours and it deadass just stays there while you both are figuring out what the hell is happening 

eventually he kinda pulls back but only a little bc he knows youre struggling to hold onto the dishes and he doesnt wanna screw that up

and he doesnt even say anything he just reaches up awkwardly and helps you set the dishes back on the shelf

and then he grabs the bowl youd been trying the get the entire time and hands it to you with a completely blank face 

its a very awkward dinner im not gonna lie

mostly bc at some point he just starts cracking jokes about it and refuses to acknowledge it seriously bc he sucks

ennoshita chikara

ennoshita’s taking a break from studying with the second years on the team

mostly bc he never gets any studying done with them 

so youre studying together for a test at his house

and its just been many many hours of studying so ofc youre both exhausted

so its not surprising to him when you just pass out on your notes

but the thing is,,, your heads right on top of a sheet that he needs

and for a while he just kinda studies without it

he studies other stuff and tries to remember it on his own so he can fill in the gap in his notes

but eventually hes like fuck i really need these notes

so he just,,, tries to slide it out from under your head really carefully

and it involves a lot of him getting really close and trying to lift your head and a bunch of really soft cute things that would be super embarrassing for him to be caught doing

like,,, if you happened to wake up

which of course, you do

and youre really confused bc you can feel his breath fanning over your face and his eyes are really close but not focused on you, theyre focused on smth under your face

so you lift your head to see what hes doing

but he freaks out and moves his face when he notices youre awake

and its just a litto brush of your lips over his as your faces are passing each other

but the poor bub jumps back like you just shocked the crap out of him

and then he apologizes for like the next ten minutes and its impossible to get back to studying bc youre both just panicking internally

miya atsumu

this literally happens like it does in the movies

it all starts with a chase scene

that really you should never have been a part of

youre just minding your business walking down the hall after school on your way to get your stuff

and its pretty empty bc you had a club thing so its late afternoon and no ones around

and you just hear it

men screaming

and then he appears, barreling around the corner like his life depends on it

and youre like

this cant be good

and when he sees you hes yelling out for you like HELP ME 

but you somehow always manage to get caught in the miya twin antics so youre like

fuck no im out

but apparently youre not out bc atsumus grabbing your arm and dragging you behind him yelling smth about scissors and a haircut

and when you look back you just see suna rounding the corner, half of his little triangle haircut chopped off so he looks like a sad half onigiri,,,

but you know it was atsumu and that this man is definitely dead when suna catches him

so youre like okay fuck it i guess im helping him AGAIN 

and you get outside to a section of the school where theres still sports teams practicing and lots of people around so you hide in a corner together

but the Suna Energy is approaching so atsumu fuckin freaks and does that cheesy movie thing where he ducks his head down so he wont be seen 

but theres like a group of guys passing by and one of them just bumps into atsumus back and that shit just sends him right into you

and all he can think is “oops”

he only has one brain cell give him a break

but he just stalls completely and forgets about the whole suna thing

but ofc his hair is fucking piss yellow and suna has not forgotten

he ends up totally getting his ass beat  but after that little smooch atsumus definitely a bit keen to see you more often 

lev haiba

i fucking love this gif look at the litto shoyou go

this tall babie does not know the meaning of personal space he has no functional understanding of a Bubble

honestly he probably gets dangerously close to kissing you on a regular basis, considering you’re seatmates in class

he’s just ALWAYS in your space

at first he’s probably shy bc he doesn’t know you

but once you become friends he’s like THIS IS NOT YOUR DESK THIS IS JUST MY SECOND DESK

so every day there’s always one thing that’s super dangerous

last week it was him looking over your shoulder while you did work silently

yesterday it was him reaching across you to open the window on your left side

today he just really wants a bite of the bread you bought and are currently already eating

and when he wants smth, he gets Very Whiny

he’s so clingy and adorable that you can’t ever get mad

he’s like a little puppy how can you resist him

so when you’re finally like okay fine you can have a bite he’s like

MONCH

he doesn’t even wait for you to tear off a piece he just leans in for a bite

but you had said yes while in the middle of biting it so he essentially does that thing where you’re both biting it at the same time

but, again, he doesn’t know what personal space means

so he also doesn’t have the ability to gauge distances well

so he straight up just meets you halfway and presses his mouth to yours while he’s biting down

the boi probably doesn’t even notice

he just pulls back quickly once he has his bite and goes about his life

you literally are going to have to tell him he just kissed you

and after that he’s a total fucking mess

he doesn’t know what to do he never knows what to do

he’s just going to keep causing Chaos while he panics

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #tsukishima kei #tsukishima x reader #ennoshita chikara #ennoshita x reader #miya atsumu #atsumu x reader #lev haiba #lev x reader #haikyuu headcanons

[daily-broken-vessel]

:O mod please talk about your OCs!!!

[i figured i can answer this while drawing todays daily and an interaction, so- sure, okay! im probably gonna ramble a bit cos i LOVE talkin about my ocs so im puttin it under a cut, but if youd like to see one of them, please feel free to send an ask and i can post a ref image for them!!! while im always anxious to show off my ocs, when im sure people wont, like, judge me, im always excited to show them off :>]

okok so i have aboutt,,,, 4 hollow knight ocs? five if you include one thats in development-

in order of creation we have,, ram, ilea, bea, and thalia. the fifth is obviously most recent but doesnt have a name yet hjdbhjdb

ram was my first oc!! theyre a vessel with, well,kinda ram-like horns? but more like. square ish? idk its kinda hard to explain without outright showing you. theyre older than ghost, around the same age as broken vessel. quickly abandoned as a failure because they had very clearly loved the pale king and white lady as parents, so they were tossed back down, however managed to survive as they had grabbed onto a ledge halfway down the fall into the abyss. of course, they hit something before they saved themselves, so theyre cracked a bit on their horns and head, but it doesnt bother them.

basically they escape into kingdoms edge, and at that point is desperately trying to survive because they want to grow up and prove to the pale king that they are worthy to live. it. doesnt happen? lol they died :’> but because of where they died, infection got to them, and is basically forcing them to stay alive. they highkey wanna die at this point but hey at least its not noticable, if only for the orange eyes which can be fixed via bandana.

they wear a custom charm that i made up tbh. originally it was gonna be thorns of agony but then i was like “hey wait they wouldnt know where that is” so i just made one up. it formed inside of them kinda? like in their head and they noticed because jkdbcjdbhj rattlerattle. it formed from their feelings of love and betrayal and when worn grants them something similar to adrenaline, which makes them “immune” to pain for a short time when in battle, and kinda like fury of the fallen, grants them a shit ton of strength when low on health. however, its usually only a 20% chance of the first bit happening.

i love ram so much but i made their cracks so over-the-top that i cant fuckin draw them properly dhcbdhjvbdfjh i never make things easy on myself.

ilea is next! youve already seen them. theyre basically my sona!! i had a lot of fun figuring out what to do with them (a friend said im like a grasshopper so i went with that dhjbdhjbdh) and so much fun desiging them (cant remember WHAT grasshopper i based them off of) they dont really have much backstory aside from the fact they pulled a quirrel and remember jack shit lmao. they fight with a bent and sharpened paperclip.

next is bea. bea is a. um. a hummingbird. they are a hummingbird that lives in a hidden area in greenpath and grows a protien-rich fruit that is a substitue for bugs. because they dont want to eat bugs. HOWEVER, if an infected bug comes around them, because the infection cant effect them, they just monch on the infected bugs. theyre teeny but to the bugs is HUGE. like. radi size or bigger. they have a pink ribbon around their neck, as they used to be a pet but escaped and never bothered taking it off.

lastly is thalia! thalia is a butterfly (based off of the zeltus) that had been raised in a society of moths, after having been invited from a young age to join them. seer had raised her. thalia, since learing of the radicance/light, has become extremely attached, creating small sculptures of figures that are radiance-like, paintings that show the light or radi, or just  scenery. sometimes has carvings. she has a room hidden in the city of tears, and also has four arms lol. if ghost finds her and beats her in battle, she deems them worthy of the light, and after sitting on a bench (not the one inside of her room, which ill describe later) and coming back, a small painting of ghost can be seen on the windowsil.

her room is large, with a very big window in the background. ghosts painting can be seen on the windowsil in the corner, leaning against the window. there are sculptures in the foreground reminiscent of the radiance, there are beautiful paintings on the walls and on easils that are scenery of places shes visited (greenpath, dirtmouth, resting grounds, and a few other places) along with things that are basically light symbolism. a few easils have cloth draped over them, and she stays at the far right of the room, painting what looks like the radiance. again. she usually gives up her best paintings and sculptues as offerings, in an attempt to reach the radiance. there is a bench right in front of and in the middle of the windowsil. it has paintbottles and a fabric draped over it. if ghost rests on it, their cloak gets stained a random color at the bottom until they chill in a bath or die. 

game-speaking, if the dream no more ending is reached, and ghost/the player comes back to her room, thalia is sitting against the wall near the bench and has her legs pulled up to her chest. two of her arms are wrapped around her legs while a third is over her knees, hiding her face, and the other is weakly resting a hand on her head. if spoken to, she looks up and talks about how she feels an absance of presence now, as if something has happened and someone was gone. if spoken to again, she notes how her offerings no longer disappear like they used to, and after a pause, she asks ghost if something happened to the radiance before breaking down and being unable to be spoken to. leaving, resting on a bench, and coming back shows thalia standing and looking around her room, and cant be spoken to, however if dreamnailed she doesnt notice ghost, instead thinking of how much she took the light for granted, and how she wishes she could speak to it and apologize. what shed apologize for, she doesnt know, but she just wants to.

my final oc is in development, but theyre based around a giant centipede (cant remember the name but theyre venomous i think? orange with some blue.) but not much of them has been thought of yet.

#not a daily #hollow knight oc #wow i ramble a shit ton. gotta work on the daily now lol

[luckyladylily]

angel-frame replied to your post “You know what I wish were real? Nutrient cubes from Sci Fi. Typically...”

I read in a star wars book that thats what the clone troopers eat and always thought it was cool that you could monch on a flavorless cube and get all your vitamins. I'd be eating those instead of cup noodles as my depression meal.

This is exactly what I am talking about. Do you know how many of my eating decisions are driven by whatever is easiest and cheapest to make at that moment?

And it isn’t like that is all you could have, good food could still exist! Like I could eat a pizza here and there but when I just need to put food in my body so I don’t die this would be the perfect option.

#angel-frame

[unchainedpredatcr-archive]

a few headcanons for flynn i had for a while that i wanna share that are feelsy and spoilery--

despite his large amount of usage of weaponry that can make big fuckin booms, whenever flynn uses something like the rocket launcher, he always tenses up and silently panics whenever he uses it or similar weapons,  because it reminds him of his fight with the cyberdemon, thinking he’s gonna get blasted to bits while demons try to claw the shit out of him

so he like, tries super hard to kinda keep calm because what else can he do?? he cant really complain because it kills demons quick and easy. but theres always that panic from him that somehow, someway, that cyberdemon will come back and blast him to bits again

flynn has a lot of flashbacks, like. a lot, to the point its super unhealthy, because of the shit thats happened to him, like with getting baked in the divinity machine like hes a potato in a microwave that wasn’t stabbed with a fork, or the entire situation of getting dragged around by the sentinels cause he stumbled upon their world after crawling outta hell

so, when he’s in places that are familiar to him, for example if he found himself in some place like sentinel prime outside of the colosseum or something, he’ll walk around and peer at everything like he’s really there, or fall to his knees as if he literally just crawled outta hell and found himself picked up by the sentinels again

its not to say not all of them are bad, though. for example, if he stumbled upon an old training ground, he’ll remember the days when he trained with his sentinel buds and they taught him what he had to learn, and probably how he controlled his anger at all (to the point he DIDNT beat his sentinel mates to a fuckin pulp)

dude eats demon meat to survive when he doesnt really have “human food” to live off of-- sure, he doesnt really HAVE to eat because of the divinity machine enhancements he got, but he WANTS to because it makes him feel more human instead of a killing machine slayer thing

but what can he eat if he doesnt have food in the fortress?? demons, and at this rate he isnt even freaked out anymore, dude’s just starving, even if he can’t feel it, and wants to f e a  s t

so? he do a monch on demons (freshly killed of course, slayer’s got some gourmet habits damn it), whether it be raw or not-- he had to do this before in the doom64 era before he was found by the sentinels, and consuming demon hearts was a part of what made him so insane at all. not fully, but.. a little bit

is he getting back into this habit? you bet your ass he is

someone call vega, the slayer got the demon heart on his doomblade again

#☰exiting praetor suit---------ooc☰ #☰rip and tear---------aesthetic/headcanon☰ #//thought i should SMACK this down tbh

[transheadcrab]

Vyvyan Oil Boring BomB Interesting Bambi cash time SPG Living Doll! for the young ones ask !

Vyvyan: Describe your style in 10 words.

Sk8r crust punk eboy, but lives for Mamma Mia! (2008)

Oil: If you made one, what would your get-rich-quick scheme be?

guillotine jeff bezos

Boring: What’s your cure for boredom?

i usually listen to music i havent heard before !!!! its v stimulating for me, especially when i find a brand new song i really really love !!!

Bomb - Already answered!

Interesting: What happened at the worst party you’ve been to?

it was @ my ex’s house and i didnt realize (because he didnt tell me) that it was a psychedelics party. i didnt wanna take those bc my mind doesnt go to excellent places when im sober so i dont even wanna KNOW what itll do on shrooms so everyone there was tripping hard and i just did his dishes and then his dad starting hitting on me, tried making me dance and ended up falling over and hurting himself in the process so ! pretty bad dare i say

Bambi: What’s the most random piece of trivia you know?

did u know that that Princip, the person who shot archduke franz ferdinand and set off WWI, was seventeen years old? he was like. a baby. but bc of that he got out of jail after like? three months i think because he wasn’t an adult

Cash: What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?

kjfhgd i worked at this shelf paper manufacturer and the job itself wasnt so bad, i would print shelf paper out, cut it, package it and ship it, but my boss was so anal and such a bastard over the littlest things. i worked there for five months and i never fucked up an order, like ever, but i would do things slightly different because it worked better for me and he would just get so mad and yell and be pissy abt it for the whole day. that and he’d only ever listen to like. Fresh Air with Terri Gross on the radio so it was jus very. under stimulating and bad.

Time: If you could travel back in time to any period in history, when would you choose?

OOF im not really one for traveling backwards in time bc i am Big Gay and Big Transgender and Big Leftist and i lov my internet BUT if none of that mattered probably???? the late 1970s-1980s for all that good good punk stuff and pre-vaporwave and also so i could fight ronald reagan himself with my two queer hands

SPG: Tell us about a beloved pet.

this is jello !!!! shes just a liddol bapy and i would die for her. she is so good and sweet and she loves to monch on everything i love but thats okay because she is my lovely and good lesbian daughter and flirts with every lady that comes into the house.

she also says TRANS RIGHTS

Living Doll - Already answered!

#THAMKS !!!! #can i axe you a question #patchworkghost

[spearxwind]

You mentioned Adri will kiss his prey if it’s required to lure them in... that is perfect set-up for body horror jaw unhinging and monching one(1) whole face off.

ok this is kinda good i guess??? but youre clearly not thinkin of all the possibilities cause thats so basic 

also adri only needs about an hour or two to get someone to warm up to him so he can walk them to some obscure place and their their limbs off. he wouldnt spend more than a day on anyone, much less a month

but yeah if adri kisses someone two things are most likely to happen: 

1. he’ll literally eat them from the inside out2. he’ll breathe smoke into them and use it to tear them open or do some equally wild shit. there’s a lot of possibilities when theres a chunk of matter inside someone elses body that he can control

#he could legit do anything #anon #ask

[mystic-pen]

RFA at Amusement Park

READ ME:

okkkkkk so I’m thinking of doing Summer☀︎ series where its like beach, amusement park, waterpark, road trip reactions, and the like because my beach hc got HELLLLLLAA positivity so tell me thoughts in comments. also i think you guys like hcs more than fics so i will probably only do hc unless specifically requested to do fics!!!! also i am too lazy to do minor trio so might add part 2. i’ll see how y’all react. I AM TAKING REQUESTS SO PLEASE ASK!

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YOOSUNG☆

poor baby is motion sick

loves the beauty of the park tho

will try to take pictures with every mascot he sees like a big old baby

cotton candy destroyer™ monches those fluffy bois down like theres no tomorrow

Seven will inevitably trick him into going on a roller coaster

“oh roller coasters make you live longer bc your heart beats faster”

it’s almost sad Yoosung still believes him after all the times he’s been fooled

throws up directly after getting off and vows to never ride again

one ride he will ride is the ferris wheel

kisses you at the very top as he holds you in his arms

ZEN♪

boi he is getting more pictures taken with him than the mascots

a little girl walks up to him and straight up asks if he’s a prince

rather than let her down he sings a little song for her

oh fuck now he’s surrounded by little girls braiding his hair and calling him prince charming

eventually you both get out mostly unscathed and wow all this escaping made you really hungry

there is a cute little takoyaki stand but instead of being shaped into fish, it’s one of the park’s many mascots!!!! so cute!

after you eat you go on the tallest fucking roller coaster there is. is it too late to say you’re scared of heights?

you cling to Zen like stripes to a tiger and he finds it rather cute but at the same time he’s restraining himself

knock knock the beast is here to play

JAEHEE♨︎

doesn’t get off much so she is estatic to go to the amusement park with you

ooooo a live show!!! you guys are first in line

“while this is indeed wonderful, it doesn’t hold a candle to Zen’s performances”

Jeahee is analyzing the show enough to spot out an actor that seems.... familiar.... like a YOUNG ZEN!!!!!

she can tell his acting is inspired by Zen’s by the way he talks and moves.

after the show, you get to talk to him over coffee and it turns out that not only were you right, but two extras were injured during the show and that means there are two openings

you two have watched enough Zen preformances to know what to do

Jesus H. Christ, Jaehee is dressed like a princess and looks super cute!!!

all you really do is stand in the background but it makes Jaehee so happy so it’s worth it

as the curtain closes she holds you close and whispers words of thanks and praise for making her dream a reality

JUMIN♔

this is his first time at an amusement park so he is hyped

his usual adult cynicism has melted into a childlike sense of wonder

THERE IS SO MUCH COMMENER FUN TO BE HAD LETS GO MC

You just about buy everything in the gift shop because not only is the main mascot a kitty... SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE ELLY

you two hit up all the food stands so Jumin can get the proper commener experience™

this confused baby doesn’t really understand cotton candy????

“C&R should have an amusement park branch. Assistant Ka- ...oh” Jumin forgets that Jaehee is taking a deserved day off at her home

since he has never been to an amusement park, he wants to ride all the rides ALL OF THE RIDES IN ONE DAY

his favorite is the teacups! you two have gone on about 10 times

hey as long as you get to se his angelic smile its all good fam

during the nighttime parade, you are looking at the fireworks, but all Jumin can see is you

SEVEN♢

right when you get in you are strapped on a roller coaster with him

you got there at like 8am there are no lines

he is just dragging you around this park he is like a kid in a candy store

matching sweaters!!!!! you send selfies to the RFA and they all cringe

then he fucking sees it

the haunted house is practically calling Seven in to play

he’s trying to scare as many people as possible

you are just about to act like you dont know him and leave him in this fuckin house thats how embarrassing he is

while Seven is being annoying and running off, you realize you are actually pretty scared. Where did he go?

suddenly you feel warm arms wrap around you in a familiar embrace.

no matter what, he will always protect you

#mysme hc #mystic messenger #my post #jumin han #707 #saeyoung choi #seven #yoosung kim #jaehee kang #zen #main RFA

[applesauccce]

Horror movie character idea

Give me a anti-social, takes-no-shit, meme king tumblr kid in a horror movie. Just imagine how utterly hilarious it would be

*lights flicker* "NOT TODAY SATAN, I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE THIRD SEASON"

*bloody writing on the mirror* "haha not to be a grammar nazi, but that isn't really how you spell that and also you need a comma there"

"you're gonna die" "everyone does. What is death anyways? It just means your mortal body ceases to function and your conscience passes on, possibly to another realm or level of existence, not to even mention how our existence could just be a computer simulation"

*demon appears* "Don't worry guys, I've got this. I've seen enough supernatural related posts to know what to do"

*jumpscare* "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh you scared me so bad, LMAO ROFL, I'm literally dying" *deadpan look*

*demon bites off someone's head* "he monch"

*weird creepy monster thing* "that's a weird looking dog, I like it"

*footsteps* "here come dat boi"

*ghost randomly appears* "wOT IN TARNATION"

*another jumpscare* "staaaaaahp I could'ah dropped my croissant"

*creepy hand reaches up and grabs ankle* "can u fuckin not I'm on tumblr"

"there's only one thing worse than a demon. Boom" "A CHILD" "no"

*distant creepy noise* "GET OFF OF ANON AND FIGHT ME BITCH"

"I thought that the salt hula hoops were stupid but now I see how we could benefit from that"

"I found a water gun................anybody got any holy water, I'm about to make tumblr proud"

"IF ANY DEMONS OR GHOSTS OR WHATEVER WOULD LIKE TO COME AND BE INTERVIEWED IM STARTING A BLOG ABOUT Y'ALL. IF U WANNA FOLLOW ME ITS 'GHOSTS ARE REAL, FUCKING FIGHT ME', NO CAPS OR SPACES"

*gross ghost ectoplasm* "eat it"

"WHO'S MESSING WITH THE CELL SIGNAL, DAMMIT CARL IM TRYING TO POST SHIT HERE"

"no carl, I'm not trying to get help. No, I don't have any friends. Except on tumblr, and that isn't very helpful"

"GODDAMMIT CARL LET ME SCROLL THROUGH MY DASH IN PEACE"

"AAAAAAHHHH GO ON WITHOUT ME" "Sarah get up" "SAVE YOURSELF" "Sarah get off the fucking floor, you tripped, it'll take you like less than two seconds to get your ass off the floor"

*spooky demon* "uhh.....cristo?" *pause* "I thought that was supposed to do something, dammit tumblr."

"hEY DID U KNOW THAT COKE-A-COLA WAS MADE BEFORE REFRIGERATION WAS INVENTED, SO IT WAS MEANT TO BE DRANK WARM, BUT PEPSI WASNT SO THATS WHY THEY TASTE DIFFERENT COLD, BUT THEY TASTE THE SAME WHEN WARM"

*scary, tense moment* "SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS, SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE"

#funny #supernatural #funny story #funny text post #lol #imagine #supernatural funny

[princesiddie]

Hi can you answer all 30 otp questions or as many of them as possible thx

o !! of course !! aa thnk u sm ! ;w;

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

sidon him gay and rich

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

link he is small and sleepi n sidons lap is Big

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

link likes 2 b nakey ; sidon likes keeping th windows open 2 let in natural light ; link Does not care about this ; sidon Does not want the neighbors peepin his bf

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

link never sleeps and sidon knows this yet tries to get him to go 2 bed earlier. he never does

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

sidon cant fucking cook lmao

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

OO sidons all “link omg u totally do tht !” when the that in question is like. eat food out the trash in public and even tho link Knows hes right he denies it

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

link,,,, sidons clothes r soft and warm like mash potatoe and he also likes how baggy they r

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

sidon always takes care of errands bc link gets distracted/bored 2 easily lmao

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

link cant fucking drive lmao he gives directions

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

i like th idea tht links rly good at drawing !! he draw sidon all th time !!

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

sidon b out here doin backflips fr no reason bc hes Extra, link out here eatin chips bc him like to Monch

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

link only has a vague idea of his actual tolerance and always overestimates it ; sidon doesnt rly like being drunk and so always is the designated driver. more than once hes had 2 toss link over his shoulder and toss his wasted ass in2 th car

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

sidon bc hes always seeing things tht he thinks link would like and also has. much more money than link to spend on this shit but ! sometimes link will buy sidon something !! n sidon always treasures it deeply bc he understands tht link is Poor As Shit

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

uhm link probably he forgets theyre not actually married(yet) sometimes

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

sidon hates spiders bc theyr so small and hes so big he cant see where they are what if it bites him ; link is Brave but also he knows tht putting a spider outside will likely kill it so is he really so brave

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

link never brings a jacket anywhere at all both bc of his own absentmindedness and bc he likes wearing sidons jackets more and Knows sidon will give him his if he asks

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

UHM BEFORE SHE WARMS UP TO HIM ZELDAS OUT FOR SIDONS FUCKING BLOOD OML (in an au where theyr siblings) she is…..deeply critical bc she does Not want 2 see her baby brother get hurt by some shitty fuckboi

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

uhm i think sidon would ask him out first bc links 2 shy w shit like tht but link kissed him first

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

uhhhh pretty .. fuckin good id think they both seem like theyd b good w kids

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

sidon: what do you want to eat for dinner?

link: idk wat evr u wnt 2 gt iz fne lol

sidon: please link why are you like this

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

sidon is attacked and despite th fact that he Can hold his own in a fight link shows up to beat some ass bc thats his fucking boyfriend you dont fuck w his bf

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

link loves puns ; sidon.. loves link more than he despises his puns

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

..sidon .. hes not as impulsive as link

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

sidon bc him Big and Strong

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

sidon would b like ! a swimmer or smthn n link would !! have the biggest brightest sign n fuckin pompoms and shit and probably would b asked 2 leave fr distracting everyone

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

….both of them bc they are. both cute whn theyre asleep however sidons caption says “sleepy

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

link is. very bad at fashion while sidon always out here servin looks28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

link has a snek + a spider probably both of which sidon appreciates but only from 20 ft away

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

sidon bc him Big n so cn cover both of them

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

o !! i think theyd probably go 2 like ? oh idk maybe a cabin up in th mountains ? where its rly peaceful n quiet n beautiful n they cn Be Gay In The Woods n then theres ! a cute little town a coupl miles away where they cn walk around n look at th shops n shit n its cute !! but then also they could go somewhere tropical n Be Gay On The Beach n swim n shit n look fr shells !!! idk which !!! both sidons rich he could swing it but either way they !!!!!!!! take so many fucking pictures !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its good n gay n cute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#asks