#the absolute gender envy

[kyogos]

ii.

#black sails #blacksailsedit #bsedit #captain flint #toby stephens #the absolute gender envy #anyway im back on my extremely self indulgent bullshit #*mine #who needs to stick to one fandom when i can float between them all LMAO #I do miss being part of bs fandom tho

[potato-lord-but-not]

ok but what if,,,, moist with his sluty garter socks and adora in her manwife’s shiny suit ??

#top 10 most devastating pictures to be drawing while your mom walks into the room #I feel no shame but I’m sure she does #anyway the bisexuality is strong in this one lads #me and WHO ????? #discworld #discworld fanart #going postal #moist von lipwig #adora belle dearheart #golden spike #artists on tumblr #traditional art #never going to admit just how much I simp for moist. Adora absolutely. but HIM? I’ll #I’ll never tell. #we’ll stick with the abnormal amount of gender envy ty

[jamiemegad3thnot]

Gender? More like, give me EXACTLY what Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves have (*in a totally non-threatening way*)

#a sequel to one of my previous posts #alex winter #keanu reeves #bill s preston esquire #ted theodore logan #bill and ted #the lost boys #marko the lost boys #point break #speed 1994 #gender envy #the matrix #john wick #freaked 1993 #bill and ted face the music #bill and ted's excellent adventure #bill and ted's bogus journey #alex winter is a very VERY pretty man #so is keanu #the gender envy is absolutely raging with these two

[crowfromfoggyforest]

Look, a random meme! Can i just post this on tumblr like that? I guess we'll see...

#i want to steal their gender #and i also just want to inhale them #some of the characters of all time #tma jon #jonathan sims #hazbin alastor #lackadaisy mordecai #mordecai heller #i feel bad for maintagging these #nonbinary #gender envy #asexual #queer memes #shitpost #is this a borderline harmful asexual stereotype? yes #am i still a sucker for this combination of charcteristics? absolutely #i mean i'm not saying they're like that BECAUSE they're asexual

[followthemadrabbit]

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ᴅɪʀ. ɢᴜy ʀɪᴛᴄʜɪᴇ

#The Gentlemen #Look I've OCD & I've worked as a does-absolutely-everything at a business that was always in a state of perpetual crisis #I've imprinted on the ocd consigliere like an orphaned duckling #the gentlemen 2019 #charlie hunnam #raymond smith #And this entire movie is like a huge gender envy #Mine

[kiir-bee]

idk man i just wish people would learn to tell empowering stories for women without having to resort to 'haha men dumb and useless women are actually far superior in every way' because not only is it lazy writing, it also fucking sucks and it personally makes me, a trans man, feel like shit. so, yeah.

#doctor who #this is the first time in over thirteen seasons that i feel like absolute crap after an episode of my favourite show :) #me: the actor who's been giving me gender envy for years is back after having regenerated from a woman this is so transmasc coded i love it #the episode: haha yes #i know rtd didn't have bad intentions but fuck me if this doesnt show the gay doesnt outweigh the cis

[squidsqwag]

miwa decked in rosalina gear 4 @ultimatebabygirlsupremebattle ‘s cosplay mini tournament !! :3c

#🦑art #just think abt it. leo would absolutely love rosalina 4 the gender envy + space aesthetic combo #definitely mains her in mario kart #tmnt 2012 #tmnt fanart #transfem leo #leo tmnt #ALL au #digital art #ultimatebabygirlsupremebattle

[orangepajamas]

boyfriends who pretend to be stable but will collapse at any moment

edit: in my head harry will never accept that promotion and jean will absolutely deserve it better in this essay i will-

#i love how how the game really wants you to know that they're both absolute units #jean vicquemare gender envy all day everyday #jeantrant #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #jean vicquemare #trant heidelstam #art #artists on tumblr #trant knows where it hurts most and he gently presses on it all the time

[alex-the-bringer-of-chaos]

For the character bingo I have to ask abt merlin (bc I'm pretty sure you love him as much as I do)

The blorbo of all time!!! (you're so real and so right)

Bastard for making me feel so many emotions

#used to project on them (saw him as aroace) before the end of the show (where merthur grabbed me by the balls - absolutely fine with him... #... being aspec but this bitch and arthur are in love and you can pry that from my cold dead hands) #merlin emrys #the blorbo of all time #my beloved #cause of gender envy #the kiss would be a forehead one (only a lye cause i can't reach it - and he ain't real) #bbc merlin #ask game #bingo #emrysbyers #mutuals my beloved <3 #mutuals my beloved <2

[ghostboyhood]

guys

its like early 20s human aziraphale..

i know michael sheen said "proto aziraphale"

#the gender envy i get from michael sheen is so absolutely outrageous it's disturbing #no but seriously i wanna look like him the fuck #michael sheen #aziraphale #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens au #human aziraphale #gallowglass #we just put aside the main point of the show #and what theyre doing #well i mean even then hes still.. pretty nice #whatever you get my point

[quillkiller]

thinking about them..

#(effiebarty) #thinking about sugar mommy effie and pretty little thing barty #thinking about barty reading aloud to effie when they’re taking a bath #her scratching his scalp #thinking about effie buying rare book editions for him #giving him his own space in her library #thinking about effie cooking for barty and him absolutely not helping but hanging off of her the entire time like a piece of jewelery #thinking about him setting the table and doing the dishes #thinking about him lounging around in her house with boxers and a crop top that says ’i love milfs’ #thinking about effie taking barty shopping and him playing dress up for her #thinking about him kneeling infront of effie as a sign of devotion #im so weak for them… #barty in effiebarty is just me projecting my gender envy and attraction for older Tall women #effie is taller than barty btw #they have matching robes #she feeds him chocolate dipped strawberries in the bathtub and he licks her fingers #she washes him in the shower #THEM….. #him sitting on the kitchen island dangling his legs trying to look seductive while effie makes breakfast #effiebarty #effie potter #barty crouch jr

[quattroneuville]

Out of Context Timo Salonen being happy and driving (?) on snow.

I could not find the source but random Italian man on random racing forum said it was in '84 or '83 Monte- Carlo. How did he even find it ....

#well what am i without italian men ! #anyway obsessed with how every pic of timo is just him driving or smoking while being absolutely happy #the gender envy is so bad i need to be him #timo salonen #rally

[howldean]

aughhhhhhhh i love MEN

#his hair in the three strikes job……… oh i would not be trusted alone in a room with him #elliot spencer #my ABSOLUTE beloved #he may have been my first true gender envy. a man who can cook and kick ass and who’s hair curls when it’s long enough #vs a girl just starting martial arts with curly hair she doesn’t like and who loves meine in her grandmothers kitchen #this show is leverage btw and i’m begging for it to be our next mash house md THINGS bc i need the mutuals to see leverage #white collar too. but yeah if you liked lee webb in spn you’ll want to eat elliot alive #AND aldis hodge is in this (jake talley from s2) and they actually fucking treat him as he deserves. because he’s an awesome actor

[k-ky]

Twink Gary Neville this twink Gary Neville that WHAT ABOUT TWINK CARRA!!! Look at him!!! LOOK AT HIM!!! IM SO OBSESSED WITH HIM!!! Looking like some boy starring in some fucking CzechHunter video he’s so hot I’m crying. The gays in 2005 forum boards were so horny for him literally any mention of Eng NT they are like oh I’d fuck Carra. Which is ?????

#carra tag #bc I’m too embarrassed to tag this lol #absolutely obsessed with his legs and his build #my gender envy shooting thru the roof

[sirakitz]

*takes one look at hunter* wow he is sooo trans and bisexual

#also hunter and gus they're BROTHERS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #sobbing over them. god. found family my absolute beloved trope #hunter gender envy #hunter the golden guard #gus porter #the owl house #toh #spoilers #idk if this really counts as spoilers but just to be safe lol #my art #fanart

[weaverofink]

I love that period of comics in the 90s where the artists loved to make nightwing's ponytail super long for no reason and it just got me thinking. what if his hair was actually just Like That

The specific panel I was referencing:

#batman #nightwing #dick grayson #dc #dc comics #batfam #like. can u imagine #the ponytail cracks me up every time bc like. the implication here is that he's putting on extensions every time he suits up #bc his hair is only like shoulder length in his civilian persona #idk what the thought was there but whatever. i think its fun #ALSO i put him in a retro 70s outfit bc i think it fits his vibe #those pants are absolutely flared jeans btw. just so u guys know #as i was looking for image refs i came across an article that was like 'dick grayson is the worst dresser in comics and here's why' #which was hilarious #art #my art #weaverofink #the amount of gender envy i got from this as i was drawing it was insane #which i count as a victory.