#the fucks were random

[fandom-drake]

Roy posting on his mostly dead social media: Some of us were playing fuck marry kill and now everyone is arguing over who gets to marry Jaybird. Rayner insists not redheads should get priority lol.

A very confused Dick who's been trying to invite Jason to movie nights for months: Roy Harper call me right now or so help me-

#they want to marry Jason for his cooking skills trust me #the fucks were random #the kills depended on who annoyed you the most that day #the marry went to jason who everyone wants to cook for em even once #very platonic marriage too btw #dick is just missing his baby brother #batfam #roy harper #arsenal #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #kyle rayner

[yanderespamton78]

Edit since a lot of people seem confused - your "real" name is the name that you want to be referred to in real life. It doesn't have to be your legal name. So if you're trans and you have a different name to whats on your birth certificate, even if not many people call you by the name, it still counts as your real name.

Edit 2 : Holy shit guys please stop reblogging this post my poor inbox im getting like 20 notifs an hour asjfhkajshdkh /lh /srs

#FUN FACT : charlie isnt my real name :] #i decided to go with the name charlie because i didnt wanna use my real name and i like the name charlie #my parents were gonna call me charlie when i was born but didnt in the end #i dont really know why i dont just tell you lot my real name because its a super common name #another thing that using a diff name online has caused is me seeing “charlie” almost as a different person #theres “[wearegonnapretendiputmyrealnamehere]” and then theres “Charlie” and they are two different people in my mind #idk aksjffhkajsshdka #anyways this is the second poll ive made today what is my deal with polls #i should make a seperate poll tag for all my fucking polls that i make #I MAKE A LOT #ill tag all my polls when i think of a good name lol #anyways woah i got a bit rambly there #did i make a whole ass poll just because i thought you might find it interesting that my real name wasnt charlie? #yes. yes i did. #(DO NOT take this as me not wanting you lot to call me charlie i would prefer you use that name over anything else lol) #polls #tumblr polls #random polls

[lotus-pear]

rewatched bsd w my friend seeing it for the first time and the nostalgia of seeing these two together again hit me like a bus

#literally mom and dad of the agency #dazai and kunikida protect yokohama but more importantly they also protect atsushi #funny story but we were watching in sub and the translations were wack bc when i watched dazai refers to kunikida as his colleague #but in the version we were watching he just called him partner w/o any context it was so fucking funny😭 #bro rly just pointed to a random man across the river and was like “oh that's my partner btw!! we can use his money to treat you to dinner! #my bestie made me pause the show and was like “????partner. are they married??? either way it's cute that there's mlm rep in this anime🥺” #i was genuinely holding back tears #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws #SRY FOR THE UNGODLY HR IM POSTING AT I DIDNT WANT TO LOSE THE MOTIVATION I SUDDENLY GOT AFTER WATCHING THE FIRST FEW EPS #IVE WANTED TO DRAW THESE TWO FOR SO LONG IDK WHAT TOOK ME SO LONG😭😭😭😭

[fiona-fififi]

I cannot even begin to articulate how beautiful and heartbreaking the Kevin moment was.

The idea that this man who Chimney loved as a brother, who he lost too soon, came back to him in his moment of need and pointed him home? The way Kevin is one of his ghosts, but only in the most loving way.

As tragic as it was, losing Kevin brought with it a realization of unconditional love in the Lees—because not only did they manage to love him through the hurt, but they needed him, too. He wasn't a reminder of their pain—he was the son they had left who they could have lost, too, but didn't. He was love and joy, even through all the hurt. They were a family. A little bit broken, but built on the kind of foundation Chimney had never had until them, at least not since he'd lost his mom.

For Kevin to be the one to point him home? To send him to the two people whose unconditional love had kept him alive, if only in their hearts? To the parents who'd raised them both and didn't deserve to lose another son? To the two people who had never let him down?

It's just a lot.

#anyway this is really fucking me up something fierce #all i can think about is the moment they were told kevin didn't make it #and mr. lee collapse into chimney for support and then mrs. lee followed #because there is so much love in that #and chimney must have expected them to hate him. for bringing kevin with him into firefighting. for not being the one to die in that fire. #but all they showed him was unconditional love #and for kevin to come back to him and send him home? #well i've just been sobbing over it all day long #911 spoilers #chimney han #kevin lee #the lees #911 s7 #911 7x06 #random 911 thoughts

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

second batch of outfit requests!

pattern collage / showfit / clownfit for @koifsssh & candy cardigan Eddie for @jazzzzzzhands <3

#thank you for the Looks! <3 #this little Exercise is pushing me out of my comfort zone with poses tbh #in a really good way!! #im learning stuff! im improving day-to-day in little ways #its the small victories i think. good stuff. #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #figuring out dynamic positions and how to balance weight #also its good clothes practice #historically i have very rarely drawn clothes since yk. im dragon-based #but im slooooowwwwwly getting the hang of folds and creases and the mechanics of different kinds of fabric #that candy cardigan was a Challenge tho my fucking god #it was fun! but difficult. #im fairly satisfied with the result #also sorry eddie's bg is very simple compared to the other ones #they were drawn After i watched spiderverse #& promptly decided to live my art life by the rule: #RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!! #its working for me so far. im getting a lil funky w it. emphasis on Little

[mxfrodo]

y'all for fucking real. don't fucking write slave fics or x reader fics of aventurine's slavery??? are you guys out of your goddamn minds???

#i swear half of you don't fucking think. #what makes you think it's okay or “angsty” to write fics about suffering like that #especially without nuance?? or any understanding of the ramifications #its one thing to write about it being integrated into his past #but it's another thing to write it as an *in the moment* thing #especially if you're writing it to portray him being bought again -- who gives a shit if the reader “saves” him or “treats him nicely” #that's still a perpetuation of the cycle of abuses #like it's still already brain dead of hoyoverse to write about the suffering of POC by using a fair skinned blonde man #but come on #i thought we were better than this?? #like yeahh #dont get me wrong - i love aventurine and his development. the writing is amazing despite how bad form using very white features #to portray a real race of color and it's suffering (the romani) #but you guys. come the fuck on #hsr aventurine #aventurine honkai star rail #aventurine x reader #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr x reader #i know it's “NOT THAT SEROUS” because it's a fictional game but im still putting tags for racism and slavery bro. wtf y'all #tw racism #tw slavery #random talk

[blueskittlesart]

being in art school and having basically 0 knowledge about christianity whatsoever is so funny at this point i think you could tell me literally anything was an allegory for jesus and i'd just believe you

#my ass has been to church like twice in my entire life so my peers are like 'this is a biblical allegory' and im like yeah ok sure #makes art history class very annoying tho because everyone just assumes you can look at a stained glass window and know who all the guys ar #also sometimes people will be like this image depicts the story of david or peter or some random other biblical name #and then just. not elaborate. because apparently we all know the stories of every biblical guy who ever existed. #who is peter and why is he in the church window. please #and i dont even have an EXCUSE bc like both ethnically and like in basic practice i am christian. i celebrate christmas or whatever #my parents both just fucking hated church so much as children they were like nah were not doing that #and now i have a deficiency in Identifying White Men In Paintings apparently. #sigh. sorry just got a 5 out of 13 on an art history quiz feeling GREAT

[tutterypuff]

tbh though if you look at the older episodes, Betty was always like absolutely 100% fully and irrevocably unhinged, and her going insane was barely a departure from the status quo at all

like this woman is and always was nuts, and I think it's for everyone's benefit that they're both equally obsessed with each other, because that means nobody else ever has to get involved with their fucked up dynamic

I think it's less that she put her life on hold for Simon's benefit, but that she's a scary lady who knows exactly what she wants, and what she wants is a relationship with a nice autistic guy who's really into femdom

#simon petrikov #betty grof #fionna and cake #adventure time #and she's valid for it #like remember that time she jumped through a random time portal to 1000 years in the future and entered a magical world #and then shoved half dead simon off of a magic carpet literal seconds after hearing the thing that removed his powers #and went there and fucking murdered the entity that was doing it less than fifteen seconds after showing up #this woman is fucking deranged #that's not codependency #that's something else entirely #she's on an absolutely different level #she doesn't need him but she wants him and he needs her and honestly that's fine #they both have something therapy cannot fix #nobody should even be permitted to try #like they need to be isolated with each other forever #I hazard to say that she would straight up be doing yandere shit if Simon were even fractionally less into her

[muppetbyers]

doing wayyy too much for it to be unrequited

#like what the fuck was the cabin scene. what the shit was that. #why would they film every scene they have together so beautifully. whats going on. #surely the editors were like ‘hey mattross… this shot of will and mike looks uh… really queer’ #surely SOMEONE realised they were filming a gay romcom at some point? #like if they’re not meant to be in love w each other then i will question everything about their film choices. #like this is not how u do an unrequited romance. at least one that u dont want the audience to root for. #like even if this ends up being painfully unrequited i will rest easy knowing they share the prettiest scenes together #sorry for going insane over byler cinematography on a random wednesday afternoon #mine

[randomwriteronline]

would it be fucked up if the mata let it slip to the rahaga and dume that they were briefly dismembered and had to pop their bodies back into shape when they arrived on mata nui. like gali complaining she isnt used to walking all these stairs and her feet hurt "worse than when i came out of the canister" and bomonga is like ? so she explains she woke up with like half her joints rotted into goo and several bones just fallen out of her body and she had to slot it all back together, and she realizes halfway through that hes looking at her with genuine horror so she asks whats wrong and hes just like thats not normal. thats not normal gali.

"... were not supposed to... put ourselves back together?... just like that?" "absolutely not." "oh" "thats horrifying." "oh"

#bionicle #gali #bomonga #rahaga #random talks #drags her over to his siblings to show her how not normal it is #theyre all rightfully horrified #the question then becomes: why the hell did the turaga not Mention That #the answer: we were toa for like two months do you think we had time to see if that was possible #rahaga: well you couldve used your common senseWAIT A SECOND T W O MONTHS???????????????????? #turaga: yeah?? did you think we were older?? #rahaga: YOU IMPRISONED TERIDAX AND FOUND KEETONGU AND DEFEATED THE VISORAK AND SAVED THE MATORAN IN TWO FUCKING MONTHS??????????? #turaga: what like its hard??? #(it was hard. it was very hard. the whole point was that it was hard) (AND AFTER THAT they recreated society from scratch) (kings+queen fr) #^^ the mata muttering in the back of the rahaga-turaga argument bc excuse u our turaga are cool af dont doubt them #dume spaced out of the conversation five hours ago trying to digest the xombie mata + whatever the fuck that was

[jewishcissiekj]

I love knowing that in TPM in the background of the squad's second encounter with Anakin this

is the guy they chose to base Quinlan's design on, and was retconned too be Quinlan. the fully-fledged knight with a Padawan of his own at this point, on an undercover mission on as remote planet no one's supposed to be in, watching this random Gungan get into a fight when all of a sudden his boyfriend's Master shows up. insanity. a while later he finds out the kid that helped them now is now his boyfriend's PADAWAN. gotta love it

#at least he's committed to the bit and never breaks character #would be funny af to have a from a certain point of view book for tpm #and have a quinlan story #which is mostly just him chilling on tatooine with aayla doing whatever they were sent to do #and then in the middle of it it's just like “THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I JUST SAW QUI-GON ON THIS RANDOM ASS DESERT PLANETWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK #star wars #quinlan vos #star wars the phantom menace

[puppetmaster13u]

Once more I am rotating both @phoenixcatch7's Possessed Doll Au, and our Meat Marionette Au.

And I am specifically pondering things like the JL magic users' first encounter with the dolls/meat marionettes. Especially those that can see magic or souls.

Because Gotham? Universally acknowledged it's already fucked up. Like there's literal death pits, gravity doesn't work in some places on certain days, whole streets disappear for weeks, hell portals have been opened up (this is literally all canon, no joke) and that's just the tip of the iceberg for a normal month there.

So look, they were honestly expecting some funkiness with a Gotham vigilante. But this? What the fuck is this? They- genuinely, that's horrific-

Huh? No they're not talking appearance wise, that's pretty par for the course actually, no they're talking about whatever the fuck... How is it moving? How is it alive when it's like an amalgamation of all.... that?!

What the Fuck created that thing?!

#batman au #dc #dcu #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #possessed doll au #meat marionette au #justice league #random thoughts #Honestly for magic users the dolls probably clock as some sort of parasite sort of amalgamation soul golem thing #But the meat marionettes? #What the fuck would they be thinking because like those bodies were made by Gotham's Caves Itself #So hypothetically the bodies could literally Count as part of Gotham itself #would put more tags but I have a migraine

[the-cooler-newton]

Unpacking is very cute and I admire the type of narrative it's able to pull off just through the gameplay of moving into spaces. the intimacy of everyday objects, still life, environmental storytelling, etc etc etc

But i have Got to talk about 2010. Unpacking is a game where all you do is take stuff out of boxes and find spaces for it, and for the most part it gives you quite a lot of freedom about where you can put stuff. There are some rules - most things cant go on the floor, stuff generally has to be in the right room, the soap has to be near the sink, etc etc, but apart from that there's no wrong place to put things.

Moving into this fucking guy's house in 2010 felt like putting everything in the wrong place. It felt like I wasn't supposed to be there, a square peg into a round hole. His entire house is pristine when I get there, everything organised perfectly, evenly spaced, colour-matched, sterile. Throughout the level I'm shoving everything around on his bookcase to fit my hoard of knickknacks, putting my red plastic colander in the cupboard above his cool green matching set of plates and bowls, my bright purple toothbrush cup, hairbrush, and straightening iron clutter his pristine bathroom counter. My family of stuffed chickens is made to look silly next to his fancy mixology set and miniature sand garden.

I end up putting my laptop and drawing tablet out on the kitchen island because there isn't a desk anywhere I can use. My markers and hoard of sketchbooks are crammed into my bedside table. I'm not allowed to move his posters in the living room, so my university certificate goes under the bed.

I won't pretend that I, playing Unpacking in 2023, didn't know how the game ended. I knew already that the protagonist would move on from this guy, but even if I didn't, I would have been able to tell. It was not fun moving into his house, it was not easy or charming to meld our lives together, I did not feel welcome there. Moving in with him felt like a transgression, an imposition. Moving in with him felt like a wrong decision in a game where I couldn't really make wrong decisions.

An incredible magic trick of game design, in my opinion.

#also something about how pristine this guys house was #but like. the CDs in his CD rack were all in there at random #and his fucking underwear was scattered randomly throughout 2 drawers #just gave me rancid vibes. this man cares so much about the Facade. the Presentation. #and as a result his house has the character and charm of a fluorescent tube light #anyway. good game #unpacking #unpacking game

[idontknowmyownmind]

Idk.. just a random absurd thought when I read ogCale fanfic where he transmigrated into an otome game...

It's in a reaction video where the three worlds (LCF, TBOAH, and ST) finished reaction, one more guest is invited

It's ogCale in his, technically, third life

After the confusion cleared, he grabbed Heniroksoo's shoulder and clutched it tightly

Otome!Cale: You... you have to curse that goddamn God. No. Actually just kill him..

Heniroksoo: Huh?

And he literally narated what he has been through, very dramatically if I say

Everyone is speechless and in disbelieve

Otome!Cale: AND!! What's more is that white shit is one of the love interest! Do you know how I keep myself so hard to not kill him on the spot?!

Cales: I-

Otome!Cale: AND THAT SHIT STOLE MY FIRST KISS!! I thought it would be Kim Rok Soo because I interact with more than any love interests and his affection bar is the highest! BUT NO! It was that white shitosbs zdbdj

Otome!Cale basically lose his mind the more he recall everything 🗿

#og!cale henituse #cale henituse #trash of the counts family #kim rok soo #au #trash of the count's family #rokcale #lmaoo #this is so random #but i like it lol #just a thought #and it will be so fucking funny if it were to happen #🤣🤣

[cephalonheadquarters]

I love splatoon ocs that could be background characters but they have their own little lives

#I want to give love to ones that arent splatbands or inklings or octolings or salmonlings or inktolings or agents or idols #or any typical species you already see like urchins or sea slugs Ive said this before sorry. #I wish there were more ocs like mine (might be wording it wrong sorry if that sounds selfish) #Like. I go into oc tag all i see is either splatband or inkfish #That random sailfish or swordfish or w/e they were that i saw 1 time and never again. I love them #Am i not looking hard enough...Give me sea critters that no one else would think are interesting......................... #NOTE! I AM NOT HATING ON THE TYPES OF OCS MENTIONED IN THE FIRST TAG! NOTE! I DO NOT HATE FUN! NOTE! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[zephyrfuse]

i miss salt spray rig it was complete bullshit competitively but i don't care it was literally just a rig near the ocean and the kids were there bring it back 2023

#shosh #i'm salty i miss it #and blue fin blue fin was so bullshit #just random match ups on both sides it's so funny to see what happens #i'm tired of 'balanced boring maps' bring back just wacky DIY gym course #and i miss piranha pit and arrowana even though they were in 2 #but seriously blue fin and salt spray didn't make it back yet BRING BACK #they're probably gonna ruin them though knowing how flounder was slaughtered 😭😭😭😭 #and mahi got smaller fuck that