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Charlie: "Are you SURE you still want to keep the spear, even AFTER Lute used it to stab you through the hand???"
Vaggie: (hugging spear) "Totally not the spear's fault, babe."
Charlie: "You're still cleaning your own blood off it!!"
Vaggie: "That's how you know it's a good spear. It did really good at the stabbing."
Charlie: "The stabbing of you, Vaggie. The one it stabbed? YOU!"
Vaggie: "And look, see- it left a nice neat hole, no tearing or ripping, hardly even any bruising. Know what that means, sweetie?"
Charlie: "Matching emotional and physical scarring?"
Vaggie: "It means I'm keeping it."
Charlie: "Fine! FINE!!!" (sigh) "Fine..."
Vaggie: "I'll stop checking how perfect the blade fits in my new hand hole though, if you want."
Charlie: "Thank you."
-later that night in bed-
Vaggie: (asleep)
Charlie: "...." (leans up to glare over vaggie at the spear propped up against vaggie's night stand) (whisper hissing)
Charlie: "You hurt her again and I BREAK you, okay!? I don't care WHAT you're made of- you'll be scrap metal by the time I'm finished. Slag, you got that? Ore goo! Unidentifiable metal mush! I love her and I've got the power of creation AND hellfire on my side. YOU are dispensable- to me anyway- SHE is NOT. Comprehende!?"
The Spear: (is a spear)
Charlie: "Good. Glad we had this chat."
Charlie: (snuggles back down with gf muttering about melting temperatures)
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beggars-opera · 2 years
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The way some people on this site talk about morality in storytelling I’m starting to think you aren’t teenagers at all and are in fact three William H. Hays’s stacked in a trenchcoat
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chappellrroan · 1 year
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need a help with stabbing??? bitch I will cut you up in pieces and electrocute your half alive body in a fucking pool
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i propose that instead of pride month, we have queer year (queer people are treated like actual people all year long)
edit: @ilackhumanqualities wins best addition to this post
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cocoabats · 2 months
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the winners
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mizgnomer · 10 months
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Crowley’s hairstyles/looks - down through the ages ...now including Good Omens Season Two
The original Season One post [ x ]
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isjasz · 21 days
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Stellar death
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feypact · 8 months
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public libraries in the usa offering free digital library cards to people not in their areas (as of october 2023):
brooklyn (13-21yo us residents)
seattle (13-26yo us residents)
boston (13-26yo us residents, EDIT: just commonly banned books)
los angeles (13-18yo california residents)
san diego (12-26yo us residents, not the whole collection just commonly banned books)
these books unbanned cards (unless otherwise stated) get you access to each library's complete libby/cloud library collection, no hoopla/kanopy/physical copies included.
ebook collections are expensive to maintain (many american libraries have annual fees for non-residents because of this) but because of an uptick in book banning (particularly brutal in mississippi last summer) larger libraries have opened their doors more, which is very kind of them!
i've used my seattle card for the last several months and their libby collection has about three times the books that my local library does, which is wonderful for accessing more niche titles or skipping a waiting list. would love to hear of similar ebook initiatives internationally!
i use library extension (firefox/chrome/edge compatible) to check all my collections (+ the internet archive) at once, works for several different countries highly recommend it.
spotify seems to be offering 15hrs/month of audiobook listening to premium subscribers and while that does seem useful if you're already paying and are after a new release with a long library waitlist, libraries are better for everything else.
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rexalogy · 2 months
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Every Taylor Swift song
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foundfamilywhump · 4 months
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the question, you see, is not ‘is it too ooc for this character to cry’ but rather ‘what circumstances would push this character to cry’
this is the whump wisdom, go forth and make that character cry
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rusty-courage · 3 months
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Dancin
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in-the-multiverse · 2 months
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Every season has a distinct feel, I tried a new style to tell their stories through distinct shapes (and rl is like that for funsies)
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reasonsforhope · 2 months
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Sometimes you just have one of those moments where the progress we've made as a culture get thrown into stark relief. You look at something and go "Holy shit, that would never have happened when I was a kid."
Today, I had one of those moments when I realized that the teenage boys I'm working with are just. genuinely, openly enthusiastic about going to Build-a-Bear for their outing.
These are sixteen and seventeen year old boys! They just had a whole conversation about what to name their "cute", mostly new squishmallows! They're genuinely excited that they're going to Build-a-Bear this weekend and asking other kids to pick up specific accessories for them!!
Holy shit, that never would've happened when I was 16. None of the boys would have dared to be visibly interested - and neither would most of the girls! There would have been a million gay jokes and "Haha, you're a girl" jokes and "What are you, a baby?" jokes. Teenagers weren't even supposed to care about anything back then!
Less than 15 years later, and I'm watching three 17 year old boys treat all that as not even worthy of comment.
So let's call that a reason for hope. Even when the kids aren't alright, in some ways apparently they are alright. Go Gen Z, honestly. It's so lovely to watch you guys just openly doing and saying stuff that, when I was a teen, would've been a social death sentence.
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maplehazels · 6 months
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“Until Next Time”
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fishymom-art · 5 months
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A birdie on his shoulder told him that he owes him his first life.
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humming-fly · 1 year
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Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)
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