reader and schlatt are doing it in the back of the toyota tacoma and ted catches them. rather than be upset he wants them to continue.
nsfw under the cut, minors dni!! 18+ only.
warnings: exhibitionsim, voyeurism
edit: hey i made a part 2
“we have to be quick.”
“oh god, what if he sees us?”
“he won’t if you stay down and keep quiet.”
schlatt is gripping your hips and pounding relentlessly into you. you bury your face into his neck, trying your hardest to muffle your moans. you couldn’t help it, you were always so vocal whenever you were fucked good. and that was always the case with schlatt.
ted bids goodbye to his friends, thankful to finally be away from that party. all he wants to do at this point is go back home and rest.
he’s walking back to his truck when he hears soft moans echoing in the parking garage. they only grow louder as he gets closer to his car.
he’s surprised at the sight of you and schlatt, completely nude and going at it like a couple of rabbits. and he wishes it didn’t turn him on this much.
“what the hell you guys?” you’re shocked out of your trance and look up to see ted standing right in front of the truck.
“oh my god!” you scream, grabbing the nearest item of clothing and covering yourself with it. schlatt turns around and simply utters a ‘hey.’
“ted, oh my god, we’re so sorry-”
“don’t stop.” his voice is barely a whisper.
“what?”
“i never told you guys to stop. it’s okay, keep going.”
schlatt looks up at his friend, devilishly smiling as he starts to fuck into you once more.
you cover your face, completely embarrassed. your boyfriend is still making you feel like you’re on cloud nine, and yet you couldn’t believe you had an audience. an audience who just so happened to be your boyfriend‘s hot friend.
“c’mon doll, look at teddy. show him how good i’m fuckin’ ya.” you look over at ted, who’s already unzipping his jeans.
“a-are you...” you stutter out.
“‘course he is. look at this show we’re givin’ him.” schlatt chuckles
all of a sudden, a new burst of confidence hits you. throwing away your shyness, you decide to go all out and put on a show.
“oh, fuck, j, right there! right there!” you moan. you look over at ted. his face is bright red and he’s stroking his cock, eyes stuck on you and schlatt.
“look at her, ted. isn’t she so pretty sittin’ on my cock?”
“s-so pretty. fuck.”
ted’s praise sends you over the edge, your nails dig into schlatt’s back as you come.
“thanks for letting us use the car, man.” schlatt claps ted on the back before helping you get down.
“uh huh, no problem...” ted replies, still in disbelief at what had just happened.
you stand on your toes to give ted a chaste kiss on the cheek. “y’know, if you ever want to have a threesome, just give us a call.” you say with a wink, leaving him stunned and aroused once more.
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OKAY so full list of weird shit that has happened in the TMA circle recently, for people smarter than me to decode. All information correct as of 11/10 (6PM GMT):
TWITTER:
At 5PM on October 10th, the official RQ Twitter posted a single eye emoji (👁). We are Beholding respectfully.
Source: ... The official RQ Twitter.
{ID - a screenshot of the aforementioned tweet, posted at exactly 5PM, October 10th, 2022. END ID}
INSTAGRAM:
The official RQ Instagram added to their story, showing a gif with two eyes (one of top of the other).The story has since expired (I expect it was posted at the same time as the tweet), and I didn’t think to get a screenshot so for now I have to say...
Source: just trust me besties.
PATREON:
In the latest Patreon mail, under the announcements, there was a string of text, “U3RhdGVtZW50IFJlbWFpbnMK”, which translates to “Statement Remains” in base64.
Source: u/heartydurian on r/TheMagnusArchives
YOUTUBE:
The official RQ playlists for “The Magnus Archives - The Complete Collection” and “The Magnus Archives - The Web Spider Collection” have been updated ‘today’, as of about midday. Neither shows any unlisted videos (save for the Music Making Of from 2020 on the Complete Collection) though there may be private one(s) added. That’s just theorising, though, and nothing is confirmed.
Source: The mentioned RQ playlists on YT
{ID - the aforementioned youtube playlists, both reading as updated today. The complete collection has 201 videos; the spider playlist has 15. END ID}
SPOTIFY (and other podcatchers):
The description for MAG Goodbye For Now, has been updated to include the following string of text, which it appears no one has yet been able to decode. It does not appear to be base64, and does not seem to be a key/link to anything on Spotify, Youtube, or the RQ website.
“ktOoV6VdMvqVjHIVnPd7″
Of note, this part of the description hasn’t been added to the RQ-hosted version of the episode. It is, however, on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all other podcatchers’ descriptions as far as I can see. As a matter of due diligence, I checked, and this addition to the description is at least relatively new. Wayback shows previous instances of the description from earlier this year, where the string is not present.
Source: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and acast, as well as Wayback Machine snapshots of these sites.
what's going ON
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