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ayyy-imma-ninja · 8 months
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Royal Guard!AU
You
Fourth ref sheet complete!
It's you! No surprise there. You're not particularly thrilled by this arrangement. After living a stuffy life in the castle you thought this quest would grant you the endless freedom you sought after. You were not expecting some day-and-night babysitter to accompany you.
~sole heir to your kingdom
~carefree
~must embark on a quest
~you don't think you need a guard watching them
~you do whatever you want. Much to Sun's annoyance, you little rulebreaker-
~you warm up to Moon first
~you're skilled with the pan flute
Who knows. Perhaps there's more to them than you realize...
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theriverbeyond · 3 months
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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genderfluid-druid · 6 months
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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alocalfrog · 1 month
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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faeriekit · 7 months
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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pirateprincessjess · 2 months
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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mayhemchicken-artblog · 2 months
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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girlstressed · 5 months
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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malwarechips · 2 months
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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bookslutskye · 5 months
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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theredtours · 2 months
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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snakesinsocks2005 · 2 months
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Pin for survivors
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amygdalae · 2 months
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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elbiotipo · 3 months
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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.
With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.
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prismatoxic · 3 months
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dadchuck is everything to me
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