Dethklok texting headcanons!
Nathan: has caps lock on all the time. he basically always growls when he speaks normally so he wants to have the same effect over texts. probably signs his name after most texts.
(example: HEY CHARLES WE ARE OUT OF CHIPS. CAN WE GET LIKE FIFTY BAGS OF DORITOS? THANKS -NATHAN)
Toki: spells things wrong a lot. the others aren’t sure if it’s like meme speak or if he just doesn’t know how to spell. it’s a combo of both. likes emojis and memes
(example to the group chat: woulds you stills likes me if i was a worms? 🥺
Swkisgaar: i don’ts like you now
Toki: ☹️)
Skwisgaar: one word answers. ya, ok, no. that’s it. doesn’t like texting. not even sexting.
Pickles: memeing it up with Toki. doesn’t send words often. just sends the guys tiktoks and weird memes. likes sending pics of weird t shirts. spells things wrong because he’s drunk)
(example: Pickles: Tokiiii i woyld stll leik you if you was a werm
Toki: 🥹
Swkisgaar: gets off the group chats… go be homoesketuals in private)
Murderface: writes whole ass paragraphs. sometimes it’s like a 5 page essay. it’s always something that no one else cares about and he just infodumps in the group chat.
(example: Murderface: The Civil War is often referred as one of the first "modern" wars in history as it included the most advanced technology and innovations of warfare available at the time. Some of the advances and innovations of the Civil War included mass production of war materiel, rifling of gun barrels and the use of the Minié ball, the advent of repeating firearms and metallic cartridges, transportation railroads with armed locomotives, ironclad warships, submarines, one of the first uses of air corps for aerial reconnaissance, communication (especially the telegraph), advances in medicine and the gradual decline of tactics from previous centuries.
Nathan: SHUT UP MURDERFACE)
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if anyone tries to give me shit for being self dx i’ll just tell them that yeah my psychiatrist and my therapist believe me but are just unable to diagnose me bc healthcare literally sucks ass
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people on twitter are discoursing about whether xie lian’s chastity-based cultivation is a form of abuse (?????) which is so backward to me like huh???? yes jun wu’s thing about xie lian being a virgin is fucking creepy and weird and part of his overall obsession and desire to control him. but did they just completely miss the part where xie lian chose this method of cultivation bc the abstinence wasn’t an issue for him? he got hit by sex pollen and never once thought of sex? he didn’t even cultivate for 700 years and just never had sex because he never wanted to and as soon as he found a guy he wanted to fuck he just went for it? literally didn’t even pause to consider the cultivation thing at any point. if this were any other character it might have been used against him but the whole point is xie lian once again perfectly dodging jun wu’s manipulation attacks by just being a weird little guy with autism
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yelena and kate decide to buy lightsabers one day to recreate their favourite fights and they have fun until nat randomly walks in their house while kate and yelena are mid fight in film accurate outfits and yelena scrambles to make an excuse why they are like that
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rick and morty wiki: rick *implies* he might be neurodivergent in mort: ragnarick. this means he COULD have autism, adhd, bipolar disorder, ocd, or a number of other conditions BUT it’s unlikely because he’s so dang smart! we just don’t know !!
rick in the show: you know autistic people? that’s me. im one of them. other people know im autistic too and im cool with that. im not neurotypical. just so we’re clear im not neurotypical in an autistic way
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Since Miles is a vampire, does that mean he can turn into a bat? And if so, he and Phoenix could probably fly together at dawn/dusk or something, which sounds kinda neat.
Both of them are afraid of heights, poor boys
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