#this dude is a fucking gremlin nerd

[myblacknightworld]

Spanner being all for killing a 14-year-old under higher orders and deciding “fuck it, this toddler has a really really cool technique. I’m gonna help him now. Allegiances who?” will never not be funny to me

#blacky watches things #khr #katekyo hitman reborn #katekyou hitman reborn #khr spanner #spanner #sawada tsunayoshi #tsuna #future arc #x-burner #like honestly #this dude is a fucking gremlin nerd #as soon as he sees something cool he's on it like a dog with a bone #it's hilarious let's be honest

[verysinglepieceofbread]

i've been in seventeen's fandom for <redacted> months and my current understanding of the members is:

- imagine if chihuahua was REALLY protective so it got buff and learned to bark/growl in a low voice;

- divine feminine cisgender man;

- just straight up a kumiho;

- god's most autistic creature. i don't even really like his looks, but i would fucking kill anyone who hurts him;

- Tigger from Winnie the Pooh, basically;

- woah, nerd software on jock hardware. someone get this man to rap about chemistry;

- is it a rice ball or a tiny round cat? wrong!! it's a music producer and he's fucking buff;

- sunshine! vitamins! biggest smile in the world!

- imagine previously mentioned chihuahua raised a giant retriever. he's big, he's beautiful, he's well behaved, he's kind, he's fucking pathetic;

- jedi master yoda in the making;

- best boy tangerine in the world. probably bipolar, probably works on it hard;

- ...why does he have a slavic face. why asian + american = slavic. why does he have a personality of a hockey player and a fashion sense of one;

- dude, i'm like so sorry. you have the squarest chin and the hardest life. you're being so brave and funny about it.

gremlins, the lot of them.

#seventeen #svt

[bihansthot]

Wtf is happening in my life lol I went on two dates last week one good-ish one painful and I have two possibly three dates this week. Someone send help, being this social for a gremlin is very difficult. I suppose I should spill the tea, I went out with a nice metal head last Wednesday and while he’s not exactly my type physically he was nice to be around, pleasant to talk to and a gentleman so I agreed to see him again but we haven’t made plans yet and I’m still holding try outs for be Sol’s boyfriend right? The second date was Friday with a super nerd now don’t get me wrong I’m also a total nerd I mean my dog is named Denethor FFS but we’re the wrong type of nerd. He’s sci-fi and I’m fantasy and while this is poly dating and I knew going into the date he was married I did not know about his three kids under 8 or the couple he and his wife were seeing together nor did I know he was a stay at home dad. All of these are kind of big red flags for me, not being upfront about additional partners HUGE red flag, not knowing about children also huge deal for me. He also took me to a cat cafe without asking prior if I was allergic, thankfully I’m not but these are all pretty big signs he’s concerned for himself and not others. He was also rather large, which don’t get me wrong I have no issues with I’m not a body shamer and my partner is rather heavy too but this guy had a chronic injury so he couldn’t really interact with the kittens so the whole thing was weird from the get go and I know y’all know me, this pillow princess does NOT ride (unless it’s for Bi-Han) so wtf would I gain from this relationship? A guy who already divides his attention between 6 people has no income and I can only see him when the kids are asleep?! Big fucking no. I was pleasant and cordial through out the date and thanked him for taking me but I put on my big girl panties and told him he just had too much going on for me. I’m clingy, I’m needy, I’m also materialistic there’s a reason I met my ex on a sugar daddy website, I can’t be dating a broke ass man who’s seeing three partners and has three kids. I’m sorry if that sounds spoiled but it’s the truth, I NEED to be a priority and I didn’t feel like he could make me one.

I’m tentatively going out with another man this Friday at a barcade which is much more my scene, drinks and video games sound wonderful. Appearance wise he’s still not quite what I go for but better looking than the other two, then Sunday I potentially have a date with a dude who looks like he used to play college football and is physically much more my type he’s also in his mid 40s thank fuck as the others have all been in their 30s. There’s also another one who seems a very good fit who’s asked me out but we haven’t set a date or time yet.

So, yeah that’s what’s going on in my life lately the app is FeeId if anyone else wants to try poly or couples dating and was unaware of the app. I don’t remember the name of the sugar daddy website or I’d hook y’all up too but that ended badly so maybe it’s for the best I don’t remember.

My partner is going out of town for three days so wish me luck that Denny behaves for me and doesn’t drag me around in the snow. Oh yeah! It’s snowed the last two days! My real husband is saying hi 🥰 Maybe it’s a sign of good luck? Maybe one of these upcoming dates will go well then?

#sol life #online dating #dating #dating woes #bad dates #polyamory

[wh0lemilk0vich]

ik you prefer chubby eddie over chubby steve, but consider! this is basically me rambling about self-image but then it goes gremlin (i love thighs), bit of praise kink too

steve isn’t so obsessed with high school image and his reputation anymore. we see in season 3 him talking to dustin and making a couple of weird comments about weight, also the whole thing about being friends with a band kid and a bunch of dnd nerds

i thibk once he lets go of that, i mean he’s dating eddie munson he’s gonna have to change his thoughts on self image and shit, he probs gains a little weight bcus 1. he’s trying not to care about how other people think of him anymore 2. no more swim team and basketball 3. he’s getting looked after <3

and he’s not insecure really he’s just very confused and that makes him frustrated like. ?? never once has he been a tubby guy, he’s always been the skinny athletic type and obsessed with his image.

“?? i dont get it. where did this come from????” one hand gripping his belly shaking it, “what’s going on? and i sick or something?? eddie?” almost frantically calling out for his boyfriend without his eyes leaving the mirror “babe it’s just a bit of pudge, circumstances have changed. no one’s sick, alright?” smooch. no need for reassurance bcus steve knows he’s hot shit

but it also is the 80s and ofc fatphobia is a thing so maybe he struggles a bit, especially since he was that traditional jock with abs who teased anyone that was remotely different to “skinny”, so it might take him a bit so get used to

but he doesn’t mind it, thinks about how strong hopper was w his body before the russia stuff and how eddie and his friends love him, so shit what else does he need? he’s comfortable, eddie seems to really like the extra weight, and he doesn’t worry about what other ppl think anymore

eddie is also a tactile lover, adores holding onto steve and gently squeezing him, especially his muffin top and love handles. eddie definitely tells steve all the time how much he loves him and his body, boy is non stop

eddie gets a bit bolder after a while of steve getting used to his new-ish figure “look at this baby, so fucking soft” gripping steve’s stomach while he fucks him, steve only being able to moan in response so deep into subspace (steve is a sub no questions asked), feebly attempting to string together a sentence something along the lines of “all for you baby”. also hc that eddie is obsessed with thighs bcus i’m projecting lol, “you could suffocate me with these christ stevie, you have no idea what you do to me, so so good for me baby boy, look at you: perfect” steve nodding head thrown back a deep guttural whine escaping him from being praised like that. maybe at some point eddie is sucking steve off, steve lying on the bed his back arched and just fucking squeezes his thighs on eddie’s head. only briefly to check if eddie really liked it but FUCCKKK eddie’s just like “dothatagaindothatagainohmyFUCKINGGOD”. like steve is beefy, mans was swimming team captain and basketball dude, the extra pudge doesn’t stop that. so there’s this creamy soft dough being pressed with the strength of an athletic 20 year old in his prime like hooooooly shit

anyway eddie loves it and now everytime he sucks steve off he needs needs neeeds to be squished by steve’s thighs. i mean we saw them peek out of the shorts in s3 babes has got meaty thighs . eddie nuzzling up to stevie in bed, one hand stroking steve’s hair the other gently gripping his thigh. steve driving, eddie always has a hand squeezing his thigh. lying down together is either a face smushed up in his crotch between his thighs kneading the fat gently.

and eddie def loves the belly i mean who doesn’t!! i dont reeeeally see steve and eddie being into the deliberate gaining scene, like this just happened to steve and that’s that. but. however!! steve has definitely got an appetite from being a student athlete, and eats big portions. not much of a snacker but loads his plate up always, and usually goes for seconds or thirds. queue eddie giving belly rubs to steve who never knew how fucking good it feels. again not deliberate gaining, but still gaining

hmm eddie also has those handcuffs. chubby steve writhing in the cuffs, restrained to the bed. begging for eddie to touch him but he says no bcus steve wasn’t well behaved that day, he let girls flirt with him at family video. thinking of his fat belly all on display, creamy milky thighs shaking. of course this is all consensual, whole way through using trafic light system. steve is panting bucking his hips, if eddie can just get down there for a sec steve can use his trick and get eddie to do whatever he likes…

eddie bobs down to tease steve when he squeezes him with his thighs. this sets eddie off because ok yeah fine fine i’ll give you the most tantalising, toe curling, back arching, sensual blow job if you squeeze my head a lil bit with ur thighs

Oooh i do love this! I just really like Eddie haha so I like to project onto him and have him be a pretty soft boy, but I really love contrast so this still absolutely works for me 🥵

I see Eddie as like a pansexual nympho boy who's mad for Stevie and like i think the comfort weight gain just sweetens the deal. Like of course Steve has always been pretty, all toned muscle, slutty tiny waist, and all the pretty moles and freckles and his soft hair and lips. But now, Eddie's fucking wrecked like can't get Steve out of his mind because he's a sucker for a fat-bottomed, bottom heavy boy. Like fuck Steve would look so good, carrying it low in his belly, wide hips, wide thighs, big butt, giving Pixar mom vibes.

"Hey Edds, do these make my butt look big?" Steve eyeing himself in the mirror, trying to adjust and pull at his jeans or chinos.

"Hell yeah! Jeez, Stevie, how'd you get these up. They look painted on" and he spins Steve to look at him, he smacks his hands to each cheek and feels him up, pressing and grinding himself against Steve's front so he can feel how turned on he is.

Eddie takes to not exactly fucking Steve traditionally. He'll ride one of his thighs, or grind against his soft belly, or frot between his cheeks. OR fuck grab his hips and fuck his thighs, and Steve can feel Eddie's cock* dragging against his own as he uses his thighs. And quickly Eddie gets taken over by desire and he stars going harder and faster and grunting and whining in Steve's ear about how beautiful he is and his arms wrap tight around his middle, or grabbing one of his pretty pert newly budding tits.

But when he sees Steve in his hoochie daddy shorts and he sees those thighs spread out, constantly kissing, his mouth goes dry and he just wants them to be his earmuffs.

And fuck yesssss cuffing his hands above his head so he has Steve's body in front of him to teasingly worship.

Eddie stays fully clothed because this is about Steve and he leans in really close kissing up the column of his neck, nibbling at the barest hint of softness under his chin, nuzzling his nose into his downy soft cheek. And he snakes a hand into Steve's boxers, toying with him, getting him hard.

"Do those little sluts you flirt with at family video know what a good little whore you are for me?" It's said so lovingly with a hint of menace and growl. "Are you going to show me how good you can be. I don't want you to cum until I tell you you can. Do you understand?"

"Yes, sir/daddy/Eddie! 🥵🥵"

"good boy/girl/princess"

And then he starts kissing down Steve's front, sucking and tweaking his nipples. Kissing down past his belly button, biting at the soft jiggly lip that's turned into a fully roll having lost its fight with gravity, leveling up from when it was just a little pot, a soft covering over his abs. He roughly tugs Steve's boxers off leaving him completely vulnerable and naked and grabbing him at the base he slowly lowers his head, swallowing Steve down and he just feels Eddie's mane pooling around him.

Eddie can't hold himself back for long though, so he hefts Steve's legs and thighs over his shoulders and really starts going for it, wet and sloppy and like wrapping his arms around Steve's thighs to get him to press them like walls of plush around him, or grabs onto his ass for leverage. And he pulls off with a pop, panting and chuckling dazedly. He turns his head and kisses and bites into soft thigh flesh and he strokes Steve telling him to cum for him baby. it's ok he's got him. And just watching blissed out and carnal as Steves body quakes under him. Soft and filled out because of the love he put into Steve (gotta satisfy a little breeding kink).

God that would be so good

*asterisk because I feel like Eddie has a big ol' donkey dick that you wouldn't expect

#steddie #chubby steve harrington #chaser eddie munson #two thigh combo

[fryingpan1234567]

Danny made Frank watch Deadpool

so Danny, true to his Ghostface identity, is a huge movie nerd

like huge hUGE

anyways Frank is… not

he went with Susie to see La La Land. In order to make up for sleeping through it, he let her talk him into dancing on the LA hilltop when they visited America— but he wasn’t quite as graceful as Ryan lmao (it’s okay they were just messing around ^^)

he also went with Julie to see Black Phone (Danny too)

Joey dragged him to see Bullet Train

and all those were fine, but Frank would never sit and rant about them for whatever like Danny did

explosion big. parkour cool. nice murder. that’s all that goes through Frank’s head

at some point, Danny asks him if he wants to watch Deadpool 2, because he hadn’t gotten around to it but thought Frank would love it

only Frank hadn’t seen the first one. that was unacceptable, so it was time for a DP marathon

Frank is grumpy about it because he’s got better things to do than lay around and watch movies, but Danny isn’t taking no for an answer

as expected, Frank fucking loves both of them (despite his bitching)

every time Wade is on screen, they both point and go “that’s you”

dumbass bisexuals watching the Deadpool franchise:

Frank complaining that everyone is hot while Danny laughs endlessly

anyways because he can’t exactly… die in the Realm, he wants to try all that shit for himself IMMEDIATELY

the idiot deadass steals Oni and Spirit’s katanas

that's how bad he wanted to try them all

Danny is singing Wham! in his ear the entire time and Frank would have stabbed him a long time ago if he weren’t pressing kisses to all the exposed skin around his neck he can reach in between verses (Frank is pretty sure Danny isn’t even watching the movie and he’s apparently attempting to prevent him from doing so either, despite it being his idea)

“That holiday fucking thing they have going on isn’t a bad idea…” (Danny chokes on his popcorn)

it’s truly astonishing how similar Danny and Frank are to Vanessa and Wade

when Warhead and Yukio pop up Frank gasps dramatically and screams “IT’S JULIE AND SUSIE!!!!”

and after that every character is compared to someone in the Realm

Michael would make a lovely time traveling dude with a big gun (or knife)

Juggernaut has been twinsies with Pyramid Head since he first showed

that shiny alien dude I don’t remember the name of is dubbed Ji-Woon

Domino is Joey (SLAY KING)

anyways for Halloween Frank wears a DP suit and makes sure to crack a joke before stabbing survivors

“sack of assholes” is Frank’s new favorite thing to call people

shit-biscuits also becomes a regular thing

”MAXIMUM EFFORT, JULIE! STAB BETTER!” “I WILL STAB YOU.”

super. hero. landings. as often as possible

Frank has turned into so much more of a gremlin since watching the movies

everyone blames Danny for creating a monster but he just thinks it’s hot when Frank cuts a survivor clean in half with those stolen swords

#DBD #legion #dbd legion #frank morrison #danny johnson #ghostfrank #ghostface #dbd ghostface #deadpool

[blind0raven]

Who's your favorite TWST boy from each dorm?

You didn't state that I had to put "why" but imma do so cause I can :D

Hearslabyul: Obvious answer, Deuce Spade.

My boy, the light of my life, if anything happens to this dumb bitch I will kill everyone in the school and then myself.

Savanaclaw: Jack Howl, its between him and Ruggie but Jack edges him out. I just like how he's obviously the braincell of the first years, yet he has his moments like in portfest where he went "FIGHT ME FOR LEADERSHIP!!!"

Octavinelle: eeeer..... out of the fish mafia, Floyd Leech. I see him as the "least" troublesome compared to Jade and Azul. Yes I said that.

Scarabia: Kalim Al-Asim, he's the literal sunshine boy how the fuck can I NOT like him. Yeah he's dumb, but *points back to Heartslabyul* I like dumb and he's very friendly

Pomefiore: Epel Felmier. The fucking gremlin, also I he vibes me as a texan boy. I will get along with him.

Ignihyde: Ortho Shroud. This lil android is chaotic if given the chance, and the fact sometimes his answer to stuff is blasting people with canons is just hilarious

Diasomnia: Malleus Draconia. This dude is just funny, he's a confused goof when it comes to stuff he doesn't know, a nerd about gargoyles, and honestly a lil shit when he wants to be I will remember when he messed with Grim in the Firelit in the Sky event

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #deuce spade #jack howl #floyd leech #kalim al asim #epel felmier #ortho shroud #malleus draconia #Another ask yay! #Thankie!

[machiroads]

Welcome to Machi Rereads FMA: Volume 2: Alchemy Boogaloo

V2 is also holographic, I know they all aren’t, so we’ll see where Viz’s budget runs out.

BEST BOY

nerd babby

fuckin on to u bucko

i really enjoy that havoc is just like...ed’s designated babysitter

Oh this is so cute-

-noooooooooOOOOOO

heartbreaking: worst person you know just made a great point

it’s very rare to see al truly angry because ed has such a short fuse. He’s got a long wick but goddamn do NOT fuck with him

I think this is the first mention of everyone’s favorite deadbeat dad

OKAY CAN WE JUST CONTRAST HAWKEYE DECIDING TO BE HONEST WITH THEM ABOUT THE TUCKERS DYING VERSUS MUSTANG DECIDING TO HIDE HUGHES’ (eventual) DEATH, WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THAT MORE

hughes is the only normal guy in this series...exploded bodies? ew, nasty, put that tarp back and get my hanky out

First mention of human sacrifices here, ARAKAWA SETTING UP HER PIECES EARLY, IT’S ONLY CHAPTER 6

does scar just have like...a list of all the state alchemists...and he’s just memorized every single name...I mean he is a serial killer but c’mon dude that’s loser behaviour

ed saying “i guess i have no choice” AS THOUGH HE ISN’T CONSTANTLY READY TO THROW DOWN

hawkeye’s just so cool okay

havoc still on ed babysitting duty lmao

love havoc being like “no thank u”

hughes you are too genre savvy for this

al can fly off the handle a little, as a treat

al immediately being like NOPE is so valid

drag his ass

drag his ass too

extremely good gremlin ed

extremely good gremlin mustang

DON’T DO THIS TO ME

arakawa’s just so so good at making her world feel lived in by real people

Ed ultimately coming to the conclusion that using the stone to get his body back is trite is So Important

everyone needs to see these 4komas ok bye

#Machi rereads FMA

[cae-liveblogging]

Tmnt 2003 S1 E2

D: "it may not look like much but this tin toy can chomp his way through steel and concrete like Michelangelo through a pizza."

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APRILLLLL!! :D WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE SEWERS??!?

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Donnie is literally so dramatic

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the intro is distinct but in that same right practically unrecognizable as a tmnt intro besides the fact that they yell "TURTLES" a lot

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thats a lot of TV's

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lol he put out a whole block out of power

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not D and M arguing over the name of the lair

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they're 15 aww

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Raph is so angy

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L: "lets not trash this place more than it already is." fr fr

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do NOT tell raph to take anything slow he will NOT DO IT

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YEEHAW

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Donatello literally invented the flying car huh

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Mikey has a dvd collection aww

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love to see that Baxter Stockman isn't a plain ass white guy like in 87

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it looks like a fucking FurReal Friend

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Donatello looks devastated at this news a la Penelope Scott Rät

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RAPH WHY DID YOU BREAK THE TV?!!?!??

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WHAP 'IM SPLINTER! GET 'IM WITH YOUR STICK

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April is no longer a reporter shes a lab assistant we love women in STEM 💙🧡💜❤️

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"several rats" dude thats like a dozen

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the mouser is goring the rat on live tv

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"you flatter me Miss O'Neil, I like that" shutthefuckupasshole

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he's acting sus but i love how thorough April is like she really loves her job we love women in STEM 💙🧡💜❤️

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SHE KNOWS GET INTO IT MISS O'NEIL

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love how splinter just disarmed raph and he stood there like a moron

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R: "why cant we go topside and show him a little mean and green?"

S: "because i fucking said so you little red bitch"

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🎶BUSTED🎶 how sibling of you

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"I do not tolerate failure >:("

"Thats why you'd make a lousy scientist >:("

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D: "hey guys, I got one working :D" you sure did bud look at it go

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"try not to work too late April you know i dont like to pay overtime" okay girlboss

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one question tho why is she wearing a crop top and baggy pants that just feels so weird yet so cool to me

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she discovers a secret lab, folks

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the mouser can climb walls the mouser can climb walls the mouser ca

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L: "you know what master splinter says, a ninja is always prepared."

M: "I thought that was the boy scouts"

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M: "Next time, lets leave the wall crawling to the dude in the blue and red tights"

L: "you read way too many comic books"

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D: "I shut down its jaw servos. It couldnt even chew through a stick of gum! :)"

the mouser: proceeds to chew through a pipe and also solid concrete

D: :(

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obligatory shot down someones throat while they scream

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M: "guys, you okay!?"

R: *spits water out* "peachy"

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A: "idc how bad the cities rodent problem is. this is serious overkill" you dont fucking say

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ope she activated a motion detector thingy shes fucked

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Stockman: my mouser will make me a very rich and powerful man."

A: "Arent you already a rich and powerful man?" yes but hes a dirty capitalist sellout

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he literally has a button for pulling people out the front window of that observatory window huh

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she lost her lab coat noooooooo

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raph sounds like a gremlin lol

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M: "whoah!rouhbouh-houdini!" (robo-houdini)

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why does mikey talk with a valley accent its so disctracting

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raph really is a maniac huh

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shes gonna attack the mousers with a fire extinguisher. shes gonna extinguish them. -----

nevermind she actually hit it

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RUN BITCH RUUUUNN!

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so THATS how she ended up in the sewers

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girliepop just runnnnn

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✨whoAh✨

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They still kick ass tho

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Donatello is just being a nerd in the middle of a fight dont mind him

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D: "These mousers are incredible! The servo-mechanics, the circuitry, the articulation! :D" he really is in heaven

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y'know what? its only a little off-putting that the turtles dont have pupils or irises

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april faints when meeting the turtles pt. 2 2003 edtlition

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M: "soooo, can i keep her?" ugh

#liveblog tmnt #cae watches tmnt2003 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt #liveblog

[forever-fixating]

Tagged by the wondrous @priincebutt…For this WIP Wednesday, I’m sharing another bit from my heart project, this time from Alex! He’s such a little slutty chaos gremlin (affectionate) in this story, and I’m so excited for yall to meet him. Cheers!

Teen Alex didn’t mind gay people, but he definitely wasn’t one of them. So what if, when he rewatched Spartacus, his stomach fluttered every time Agron and Nasir kissed? That just meant they were really good actors. And when he watched Sebastian Stan in Captain America: The Winter Soldier and had a sudden, burning desire to watch everything the man ever did, that was Alex being a dedicated fan!

One night right after school started, he watched Winter Soldier with Liam. At the end of the movie, as Steve and Bucky were fighting in the burning helicarrier, Liam popped off with, “Jesus fucking Christ, these two are so fucking gay for each other, it’s not even funny!”

Alex frowned. “What the fuck are you talking about, dude? They’re best friends.”

“Yeah, they’re ‘best friends,’” Liam cackled, rolling his eyes. “Steve completely dismantled SHIELD once he found what they did to Bucky, and in Civil War, it sounds like he’s basically going to war with the entire world for him. Yeah, Alex. They’re best buddies!”

Before he went home that night, Liam texted him some fanfiction for the pair as well as Tumblr posts analyzing their relationship. Alex, in his typical, then-undiagnosed-ADHD way, fell down a Stucky rabbit hole and came to school the next day sleep-deprived but ready to discuss the pairing further with Liam. This led to more story recommendations, to the point where Alex, like a fucking nerd, set up an AO3 account to access stories locked behind restricted walls. The pair started staying up late, texting each other in roleplay scenarios as Bucky and Steve. Looking back, Alex could see himself inching closer to the edge of a great precipice that he had been trying to avoid.

Anyone else experience their queer awakening through fandom? I had to give my boy some contemporary pop culture hyperfixations because Star Wars is great but ain’t the be-all-end-all. Happy 🐫🐫🐫 Day!

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #rwrb movie #alex claremont diaz #wip wednesday #fanfiction #work in progress

[raeraerosenfeld]

I'M PROBABLY GONNA MAKE THIS BLOG A CENTER FOR ALL MY OCS SOON, JUST FYI. They're not fandom OCs, they're blorbos from my brain

Rae Rosenfeld: 30... something. A mother of 2. "I'll take in any stray!" is her motto, be it animal or child. She's a weeb, a gamer, and her day job is a sys admin or something, idk, she's a computer sciencer. She's in an open relationship with her husband, Sascha. Sascha's a fuckin cuck, so sometimes he's just there. Watching. She loves helping her friends, to the point of being Leslie Knope levels of absolutely steamrolling her friends trying to solve their problems for them. She's hella maternal, and if you hurt her kids, you'll pay. She had severe anxiety and mental health issues when she was younger, and is estranged from her parents. She's going to be talking to you like a regular ass tumblr/tiktok user, because she's a nerd that way.

Zxy Tepechkie: Don't tell the others, but he's my favorite. He's vegan, magic, and brilliant. Hailed as a prodigy as a child, he was expected to become king to make his family even more prestigious than they already are. He hates politics, so he refused. When his parents didn't want to let him refuse, he said, "ok, watch this," and jumped headfirst into hardcore drugs and partying and doing things that would make nobody in their right mind want him as king. Unfortunately, his 13-14 year old ideas of "I'm too smart to get addicted" didn't work. He's clean now, but that time of his life contains secrets, trauma, and angst. And tooooons of guilt for the things he did. Also, magic folks age 1 year for every 10 regular, nonmagic years. So he's physically 19, but actually like 192.

Bane [last name redacted]: Idk his last name. He's the current king, at 18 physically, but 180+. His parents died when he was very young, so he was raised being groomed into the role of king, since the former king (dude had no kids and had to pick an heir haha) realized Zxy was PROBABLY not gonna cut it. Being raised to treat his work as his sole raison d'etre, but with a bunch of servants that would just say yes to anything, he became kinda spoiled. That spoiled became twisted when several assassination attempts when he was like 10 traumatized him enough to make him lose it. He got better, but not before torturing Zxy for months. They're on good terms now. This boy will prooooobably be speaking in a haughty, formal manner (if he's not being a huge slut and talking like he's horny on main) because he puts on a little front all the time, being a king and all.

Aubrey Rosenfeld: Rae and Sascha's son. He's 17, but real 17, despite being magic. Something funky happened to make him magic, despite his parents not being. That said, he's into being an almost cheesy level of rebellious. He'll graffiti a dick onto a cop car and then parkour away so he doesn't get caught. This boy fucking LOVES parkour and freerunning. He also loves chaos in general. Hates authority, loves being a menace to society. He's an absolute little shit gremlin boy, but a good kid. Everyone thinks he takes after Rae, but he actually takes more after his father. Was experimented on for a time for his magic when the government went apeshit bonkers and wanted to eradicate magic folks.

Willow: Fuck if I know what her last name is. She's a mercenary hired to kill Bane and Zxy but didn't, because she's not stupid. She did get to know them, however, so now she's around a lot, and good friends with Rae. She tries hard to act tough and push down any emotion, and she has severe attachment issues due to her upbringing and a past abusive relationship, but at her core, she's mischievous and loves pranks and joking around. She also looooooooooves animals. Take this girl to the damn ZOO. She's awful at cooking. Do not let her in a kitchen, unless that kitchen belongs to your enemy and you want their house burnt down.

Lili Rosenfeld: Rae and Sascha's daughter. 15, and also normal 15. She's shy, but not as severely as her mother was. She dreams of becoming a marine biologist, and loves all the little sea critters. Her favorite color is yellow. She has healing abilities, which is a big deal in my canon because literally no other magic person can do that. They're kind of wonky and hard for her to control, however. If you manage to make her upset enough, she'll wind up cussing you out like some seasoned biker gang member, which can be kinda... jarring. Tbch? I need to work on her, right now she's "boring little girl character #1." I'm nothing if not honest.

Sascha Rosenfeld: Oh ho hoooo, this guy. This guy right here. Love him, but he's a tool. Or, used to be. He'd sleep with any girl who would have him in college, and when he met Rae, he kind of fell in love without realizing. He wouldn't stop pestering her and flirting with her, which wasn't taken very well by her back then. He did have a dependable side, which is what attracted her to him at all in the first place. They got together, broke up because he's a jerk and cheated on her out of fear of commitment, then got back together after he groveled enough to satisfy her. They got married, and now he's a doting husband and, surprisingly, a good father. He was a detective, but ACAB, and since the government was actively trying to kill his kids and people like them, he stopped with all that. This man is a cuck. He's so into his wife, it's embarrassing.

RULES:

-The first rule of fight club is have fun and be yourself

-Don't godmod unless you ask, I will probably let you do it for the bit, if it's funny

-I don't really... do smut. I'm just not comfy with it. Go nuts if you do, though, I don't block or unfollow for it being on my dash

-Feel free to reply to anything I post, send asks, tag me and specify a character... whatever

-idk, more to come, it's kinda basic RP rules ig

MORE IN DEPTH INFO:

For reference, my little "world" takes place in just... the regular world? Earth? Idk, my characters are American, I'm so sorry lmao. I just always imagine them hanging out in specific parts of the States bc I'm there, but travel is easy because these magic fuckers can TELEPORT.

Magic folks are highly secretive and don't just let humans know that magic is real all willy-nilly. They're actually not supposed to at all, but, well, you form a close enough bond and you're going to find out. Accidentally or otherwise.

The main timeline story, in a nutshell, is that the former king (his name was Isaiah. Not important, it literally never comes up) had no wife or heirs of his own, so he chose between two kids he thought had potential and had ties to royalty, even if it was distant. Zxy was the brilliant shoe-in, the one whose family was focused on their position and how to advance it. Zxy's parents, Amy and Gregory, serve as envoys to the king, so when their younger son had the chance to snag that crown, they wanted it. BAD. They didn't care about their elementary school-aged son's protests that he hated politics and didn't want he job. Some things happened that took Zxy down a very dark path, which I don't wanna go too far into here because I'd rather it come up organically, but it took him out of the running.

So then child #2, Bane, gets the crown. Bane, whose parents died when he was 6 (60+, since magic people age 1 year for every 10. Physically, anyway. Mentally is kind of a mixed bag. They're definitely more mature than their human counterparts, but a teenage magic person is still going to act like a teenager.) was taken in by Isaiah immediately and groomed for the role. Normal schooling was out, this orphan child was raised learning etiquette, diplomatic skills, languages, budgeting, everything a good king would need. The servants treated him like they would a prince and basically let him get away with quite a bit. He was a precocious kid, but he grew spoiled. Repeated assassination attempts at a young age took their toll on him, mentally, until he kind of wound up paranoid and having a mental breakdown, which led to suspicion of Zxy, which led to torturing Zxy for over 3 straight months. He got better. The two are on decent terms now.

I still don't have the best handle on my magic system. It's kinda like Dragonball Z energy, but also kinda you have to have the ability and creativity to give it form, and... yeah. It's wonky. Sometimes I make my characters hold the idiot ball to avoid godmodding. It's worked well with the bestie so that sometimes nonmagic people can cause shenanigans. I take turns deciding which character I want to absolutely break and drive to desperate tears as they get the tar kicked out of them, so sometimes it's just easier to go, "Oops, someone sealed their magic." And then sometimes the would-be attacker doesn't seal them and gets murked. It's whatever works best for the plot at the time, if I'm honest.

Sometimes I reference an AU timeline, which is where pretty much all of Aubrey's characterization comes in. Rae and Sascha died (Rae was a total hellion trying to revolt against the government for being anti-magic, and it got her shot repeatedly in her kitchen for it) and then Aubrey was left at 15 to take care of his 13 year old little sister. Lili also died, and Aubrey was left all alone, avoiding authorities... when he wasn't provoking them. Two years pass from his sister's death, putting him at 17.

In the AU world, climate change has totally wrecked the world, leaving it barren and uninhabitable outside of terraformed domes for any extended period of time. It takes awhile for him to meet back up with Zxy, who, at that point, is also working to take down the anti-magic government to save everyone from extermination. The Zxy I use isn't AU Zxy, it's just plain flavored, no added spice.

Obviously, this means Rae and the rest of the family came back to life. I don't really have an explanation for that, because it was something that happened in RP with the bestie, so I've just rolled with it, because Rae is fun to write, and Sascha and Lili could stand to be fleshed out more.

The AU thing doesn't come up a lot, unless I'm feeling like being mean to Aubrey and making him sad about things that happened to him in his past.

[becomehaikyuu]

Haikyuu Chapter 0: One Shot

REFLECTION:

Despite what might have been implied by my introductory message, I am actually familiar with Haikyuu. I know the basic beats of the story (up to a point) have a grasp on a few of the characters' personalities and even heard of this fictional sport referred as "volleyball". Still, I want to review all of Haikyuu so I decided to start with the One-Shot so that I can say that I've reviewed EVERYTHING as well as refresh myself on the story somewhat.

The story starts with girls checking out the sports players (we can already tell this is a comic because in real life, girls are only into professional roller bladers). We get our first glimpse of proto-Karasuno featuring Kageyama Tobio (The Rival, the Setter and the group's Asshole), Tsukishima Kei (The Smart One, The Center and The Only Sane Man), Tanaka Ryunosuke (The Tough Guy, The Left Side, and The Big Dude) and last and certainly not least, Sawamura Daichi (The Dad, The Right Side and The Captain). Tanaka brings the power, Tsukishima brings the strategy, Sawamura keeps the team together and Kageyama sets them all up for victory. These motherfuckers are unstoppable...

Ah shit, they lost.

But they lost with enough dignity that the girls still praise them and they get the attention of Naruto Luffy Volleyball Ash Ketchum Hinata Shouyou who declares his intention to become the village Hokage the Pirate King to be the best volleyball player in the world (No, seriously? Okay, keep your goals humble, I guess...) the Ace of the Karasuno High Volleyball team. We got our protagonist and we got our story.

Somehow, the Japanese high school Volleyball team is having trouble recruiting members who want to join a sport with no known internationally famous players and give up their afternoon time for sharing gym space with sweaty dudes playing a sport that, for all any nerd knows, only exists in a Dead Or Alive spinoff game. Luckily, Sawamura was wearing his ruby red slippers that day and, after clicking his heels three times, he wishes that the team would be gifted with an ace spiker out of nowhere. Sadly, he forgot to thank the Good Witch Glinda or some shit because Hinata walks through the door instead. Hinata talks some high shit about being the ace but everyone's favorite Kichiku Megane (look it up) Tsukishima says, "With that height? Bitch, get out of here before I step on you."

Hinata passionately says that he is well aware that he is a hobbit but that he can Jump Good. OG Kichiku Kageyama says that he is so sure, he just needs to spike his pass. No issue for an ace spiker, right? Hinata has himself a good adult-cry about how everyone's laughing at him, psyches himself up and flies into the fucking sky...barely touching the bottom of the ball as it falls against his tiny gremlin hands. Literally only Daddy Sawamura pays any attention to his fairly impressive leap. Everybody else is rightfully mocking how, in spite of all that good shit he was talking a minute ago, the red-haired little shitling can't even hit the goddamn ball over the fucking net.

So earlier, Hinata said that he has played before. And he dang-dong-diddley has...in fact, he has touched the ball three out of ten times!

Oh! Fun fact: he's never played a match. He specifically came to this high school to play on a real team!

(My bullies were right! The woman on the right IS what I looked like when I read that!)

Kageyama asks how THE EVER-LASTING GOBSTOPPER FUCK was he supposed to be the ace if he didn't even know the basics. While being a dick about it (although far nicer than I would have been if I were in his position) Kageyama tells the others to toss the Shire reject out on his ass. Hinata tries to talk shit, Kageyama looks at him, Hinata wets himself and retracts his statement.

We finally get proof that stupid as he is, Hinata takes the sport seriously when he heads in early to practice the next day only to, realistically enough, find the ace setter Kageyama practicing even earlier. Hinata has his first homoerotic bitchfit over Kageyama justifiably talking down to him because he's actually good at the sport he chose to pursue and Hinata just coincidentally happens to suck at a sport that he said he was good at. Oh, and Hinata whines about Kageyama still practicing even though he's already good.

(Picture unrelated.)

Our wisest of wise sages Hinata actually, using the vocal chords God saw fit to bless him with, asks Kageyama how does he get good. Kageyama screams (but doesn't hit, again showing more restraint than I would) that his skills came with practice. Practice while thinking about his form. Over. And over. And over. Hinata said he would do this, rather horrifically implying that that wasn't his goal for arriving at practice so early in the first place.

Kageyama lets his Chad show when Hinata lets his brain work for the first time we met him and, after remembering that he went to a strong middle school, asks why he didn't go to a stronger high school. Kageyama points that being in a mid school on a mid team means he actually gets to face strong opponents. Then he captures Hinata's heart against his will when he points out correctly that as a setter, his job is to multiply his teammate's power. Then, Kageyama says he's been wondering about Hinata too...

Hold on. Kageyama says what we're all (i.e. me, the most important person in the universe) is thinking and wonders why Hinata sucks so hard if he's been playing since middle school. He then adds a verbal elbow drop by saying that he's wasting his jumping ability. Hinata gives the pretty good explanation that A) he lacked an actual teacher to help him and B) his team never played in official so his teammates didn't take the sport seriously. Kageyama tells him not to give excuses (even he asked but...Hinata been a sugar pill this time so he deserves some unfairness) and Hinata counters that they still had fun and that's what important, right?

Right?

Kageyama actually has a nuanced response (again, beating me who would have told him to have fun playing tetherball) saying that playing in official matches is only fun if you're strong. Hinata says he will become strong...and then we watch him eat. Anyway, we get a brief look at what kind of students the volleyball players are. Kageyama is sleeping through class (hope he passes so that he can stay on team long enough to go to that volleyball island those ninjas play on), Tanaka's a dirty boy (like me in school when we were legally allowed to use desks), Tsukishima actually wants to graduate and Sawamura is outside, probably already graduated for all we know. Daddy Sawamura watches Hinata practice and congratulates him on being hard-working (good quality) and honest (probably too stupid to lie). He clues Hinata in that Kageyama, while not honest, is focused on winning and has a flexible mind as a result. So, unlike the canon Kageyama that remember, he is willing to hear others' opinions out. So, the message is clear: if Hinata gits gud, Kageyama will pass the ball to him. Yay basic logic!

At practice proper, everyone can see Hinata suck in person. That's when we get a bombshell: Karasuno High will be going up against Hanagata Private Academy.

(Artist rendition of the Center (left), Setter (center) and Spiker (right))

I didn't mention above because I only noticed on my second read-through but these bitches were totally spying on their match in the opening pages. Kageyama, being a Jock Chad, is excited about putting these nerds in their place.

The day of the match, some students start to talk shit but Kageyama and Tanaka scare them off. Daddy Sawamura had to drag them away before they decapitated them to use their heads as balls to demoralize their opponents. Hinata tries to join in but Tsukishima reminds that destroy someone in a match, you have to have actually played a match for that threat to have any merit. Freshly humbled, the team take the court and get. Their. Asses. Kicked.

See, the rich bitches have analyzed all of Kageyama's techniques so the team stands no real chance against them. It's not like they just let on a wrench in human's clothing on their team as their spiker, right?

(Drawn by @darienart. Sorry for using it in this context without permission.)

God help us.

Poor Kageyama begs Sawamura not to put this wannabe Rudy motherfucker in but Daddy Sawamura says it's a practice match anyway and that they need to see Hinata's potential. Hinata's potential...is to cost them several shots with his stunning lack of skill. Kageyama has to restrain himself from killing Hinata on the spot to retain the honor of the high school's volleyball team. He backs off after rightfully informing him that motivation cannot make up for lack experience and technique. At that moment, something wonderful happened in Whoville Hanagata Private Academy: Hinata hit fucking puberty and told Kageyama that while he is fully aware that he sucks and is inexperienced, his job as the ace setter is to adjust for him and let him spike the ball. Proto-Kageyama, being sane and flexible, agrees. He gives his team a strategy and he and Hinata agree to trust each other.

Those crazy fucks from Karasuno High manage to account for Hinata's Superman leap ability and his inexperience and turn the game on Hanagata Private Academy, beating those rich fuckers IN A PRACTICE MATCH THAT HAS NO BARRING ON THEIR PLACEMENT IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE!

After the match, Kageyama reminds Hinata that he still sucks and that he still needs to get good. Hinata says: "aight".

End of one shot.

Pretty cool. I definitely would have picked this series if I was in charge of Shonen Jump. It had a fun story and an easily mockable protagonist. That's all you need, right?

Chapter Rating: 8/10

(Holy fuck, that got long. This really wasn't supposed to be a recap but I kind of got into it. Why do I always have be so awesome?)

#haikyuu!! #review #one shot #long post

[iamapoopmuffin]

Teen Titans Episodes Explained Badly

Divide And Conquer: Aight, first thing to establish here, you take any one Titan out of the equation and the entire team is fucked, thank you and goodnight.

Sisters: If you ever wanted to get your sibling arrested, here’s a handy dandy guide on how!

Final Exam: “Did you order a crack team of ace assassins?” “No.” “Great, here you go!”

Forces Of Nature: Some old dude convinces two teenagers who have never heard of stranger danger to start some fires

The Sum Of His Parts: Reject humanity return to robot

Nevermore: Journey to the centre of Raven’s brain

Switched: Anatomically accurate puppets give way to your classic body switch storyline

Deep Six: Beast Boy vs a hot guy. The Titans get wet.

Masks: A secret identity within a secret identity

Mad Mod: A cheerful reminder that school sucks and is full of creepy people. Also never trust British people.

Car Trouble: I steal your car I steal your car I steal your car I steal your car I st

Apprentice - Part 1: Slade, a bitter divorced father, hasn’t seen his children in a long time so he steals one of Batman’s children.

Apprentice - Part 2: Robin does not want to be Slade’s son

How Long Is Forever?: Back to the future

Every Dog Has His Day: I heard you like dogs so I traded your dog for a dog. Also if it’s green, it will love annoying Raven.

Terra: The Titans let a homeless girl crash on their couch and she tracks mud everywhere

Only Human: Atlas’ entire life is this one video game and he probably lives in his mother’s basement

Fear Itself: Have your nightmares ever come alive and tried to kill everyone you care about? W̶̢̧̖͚͎̙̗̰̦̹̏͗̽͊̒̊̂͐̏̏͒̌͠ͅỏ̸̢̥̻̑̌͑́̏̓̈͐͜͝ų̷̭̫͙̘͕̣̏̑͂̍̈̋̽̍l̸͖̙̭̩̘̩͇̱͎͑̌d̶̡̧̡̛͎̪̳̰͉͖̠͈̗̽̃̎̏͑̈́͊̚͝ ̶͖̞̅̂͌̅̏y̶̖̯̮̩͈̻̹̣͆o̶̙̰̽͆̆̔̿̂͠u̵̡̫̩̹̅̄́̅̈́͆̾̉̀̐̌̂̚ ̶̨̢̛̥̺͍͙͎̥̣̼͇̲̞̳̄́̂̇̉ͅl̵̮̿i̵̢̢̛̹̞͕̲͐̈́͜k̵̡̺̏̊͌̿͊͆́̅̍̂͑̕͘͝ͅe̵̛͇̕ ̶̧̧̨̟̺͍̞̤̱̗̲̦̺̹̌͂̏̀̌͌̚ţ̶̫̞̣̬̣̜̙͛̓̂̋̀̍̀̏͐̇͒ͅh̴̢̧̡̭̭̱̙͙̼̊͌̅̋̎͊̉̓̓̚͜͝e̴̥̩̩͔̰̫͆̇̇̐̂͛̊́̀m̴̡͇̀̊ ̷̦͚̖̯̌͛́̄̔̄t̶̢̤̫̰̲̖͚̗̜͔̫̫̖͚̿̓̑ͅo̴̳̹͎̗͍̜͂̆̅͛͐̈̐̈́͒̽͘͠?̶̨͖̲͈̩̲͎͍̪͇̤̺͑̾̇͂̆̾̈̈́̅̅

Date With Destiny: Sexual harassment ft. moths

Transformation: Puberty. That’s it, that’s the episode.

Titan Rising: Homeless girl joins team and doesn’t track as much mud around the house this time.

Winner Take All: Overgrown furry gremlin thing makes kids fight each other then shoves them inside a necklace

Betrayal: Bitter divorced dad ruins teenagers’ date

Fractured: Being from another dimension appears and accidentally turns the world into a crayon drawing

Aftershock - Part 1: Terra is evil? Terra is unyielding? I’m packing my little rucksack-

Aftershock - Part 2: You thought everyone was dead but no, they’re fine...wait, a volcano is erupting-

Deception: Cyborg goes back to school but it’s evil school

X: When your evil alter ego suddenly becomes a person in its own right.

Betrothed: Never let your sister plan your wedding

Crash: Get sick, eat everything.

Haunted: Robin gets poisoned and hallucinates vividly.

Spellbound: The dangers of getting way too attached to a character in one of your books

Revolution: History lesson on crack

Wavelength: Evil Academy 2 Electric Boogaloo.

The Beast Within: Reject humanity return to Bigfoot.

Can I Keep Him?: Please do not feed your silk worms mysterious alien goo.

Bunny Raven...Or...How To Make A Titanimal Disappear: “Hey kid, you wanna see a magic trick?”

Titans East - Part 1: A new Titans team but Brother Blood wants to make it Evil Academy 3 Steel City Drift

Titans East - Part 2: Hypnotism and violence. I hope you kids like the threat of death!

Episode 257-494: Fat nerd escapes into TV and becomes James Bond

The Quest: Robin gets advice from some talking animals

Birthmark: Slade is never getting invited to another birthday party.

Cyborg The Barbarian: Back To The Future but it’s the film where they end up way in the past. Cyborg falls for a dead girl. This boy is really not lucky in love.

Employee Of The Month: Beast Boy gets a job working for a talking cube.

Troq: The Titans help an intergalactic racist and don’t question it when he states they need to commit mass genocide for the good of the universe.

The Prophecy: Oh yeah also the world is about to end lol

Stranded: “Well thank fuck this planet happens to have an atmosphere we can all survive in.”

Overdrive: “I’ve started a gang. The current members are me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me and me.”

Mother Mae-Eye: Overbearing parent simulator

The End - Part 1: Satan comes to visit his daughter and burn everything.

The End - Part 2: Everything is on fire.

The End - Part 3: Raven tells her dad to fuck off.

Homecoming - Part 1: Meet The Parents, Beast Boy edition

Homecoming - Part 2: What would you give up to chase down a team led by a homosexual brain in a jar and his monkey boyfriend?

Trust: Madame Rouge melts in direct sunlight.

For Real: You ordered the Teen Titans, but we didn’t have it in stock. We’ve substituted and price matched Titans East, now without hypnotism.

Snowblind: Starfire helps Captain Russia™ face his radioactive personal demons

Kole: Jurassic Park but nobody gets eaten

Hide And Seek: Would you rather fight a giant gorilla or babysit children? Quickly now, we don’t have much time.

Lightspeed: No Teen Titans here, just bad guys and even worse flirting.

Revved Up: Basically Wacky Races.

Go!: “This is the story of how we met. Except I tell it better than Robin does, my version has pirates!” “God damn it, Beast Boy-”

Calling All Titans!: “Here’s every single hero we could get the rights to for this. We sure hope no-one’s got any evil plans for all of them...”

Titans Together: Oops, evil won. SIKE!

Things Change: Beast Boy harasses the fuck out of a girl who looks like his ex.

The Lost Episode: I hope you like music, ft. don’t trust British people 2 electric boogaloo.

#Teen Titans #robin teen titans #cyborg teen titans #raven teen titans #Starfire #beast boy

[niks-minion]

BNHA 310 Chapter rambling

Man, it’s been so long since my last try to analyze this mess pretending to be funny.

Let’s have one more go!

So from the first page Hori puts us in a dark “Batman vs Superman” vibe atmosphere. Rainy season is a bitch.

Are these dudes heroes or vigilantes or just citizens who pretend they care? Poor giant girl. Stomp on them, you have all the rights.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane... it’s Superman!

Deku is just like “ok fellas, how about you back off?” And they are “ok man, jeez, no need to be rude”

What a caring little bun. A true gentleman. I’d have a crush if I was this lady.

I don’t have guts to joke about sugar daddy, I’m sorry.

Seriously tho, during his 40 years of work, I imagine AM has like 30 cars like that. Deku, you lucky bastard. Not only caring but awfully rich dad. Score!

WHO ALSO MAKES YOU FOOD. He enrolled in cooking class after retirement.

Deku even looks like his mini copy.

Hello to my fav hellboy. I’ve missed this dude.

Yep, no progress here. I kinda really curious what the villains up to rn. I like how Deku separated Dabi in his own category 👀

“I doubt Endeavor with Aizawa together...” so not Hawks, not BJ (like the ones from top three) but Aizawa. Thanks, sir. Dadzawa deserves to be listed among the strongest ones!

I don’t even want to cut this frame.

Like we clearly can see panic, and that he’s scared. That the weight of responsibility is pretty damn hard to carry.

But this makes me wonder about todo and baku again. Like Izuku is ok to trust Top 3, to rely on ofa tea party but left those two behind in order to protect? Well, I’m sure as hell they didn’t took that lightly.

Welp, with those two out of the picture we still need our gay tension so here we go!

My heroes 👀 mhm, ok.

Oops, awkward. Not only bnha fandom caught up, but the whole bunch of guys on their pompous chairs are ready to facepalm. 6th rolled his eyes, I’m telling you.

Hahah, have I said that I absolutely adore that gremlin of the ofa squad? Because I do.

It reminds me of Todo family dinner and Bakugou screaming to send it back to normalcy. Nice move!

Oh come on, we all know how it works. Turn around and let Yoichi drag you in the battle. It’s the power of lo... friendship!

On a serious note, I like how the 2 and 3 don’t just jump on the bandwagon. They doubt it and their reasoning is valid.

He has a point, ok?!

I can’t go and leave the elephant in the room. I KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE BAKUGOU.

I’m still gonna die on the hill of denial. Numbers in names thing, his general vibe, Deku without a hint of recognition, this time travel trope being stupid as fuck... you name it.

But thanks, now a have a vivid image of adult Baku for future fics. Yay.

Anyhow, doesn’t prevent me to put him in my number one place from ofa holders. It’s just my type.

Oh, sweet sweet parallels. For me as I see it, it’s a hint on bkdk in the past, also Shigaraki and Deku. Everyone deserves a hand. To be saved.

Also it’s a hint on bkdk 3. This time tho it’s gonna be Bakugou. Extending hand with “you’re not alone, stupid nerd”. He’s gonna be a true hero, and I’m gonna cry a sea of proud tears.

Not only that, it’s a declaration of friendship. Like back then, according to Deku, Bakugou would only accept Kirishima’s hand- bc they are equals and bc they are friends.

BNHA IS ABOUT HANDS HOLY SHIT.

Todo and Enji, Bakugou and Midoriya, now this... TOO SOFT JUST THE WAY I PREFER.

Ok this is my favorite frame this week.

They are so badass, ready to kick asses but then you look closely and see the bento box, lol.

Poor kiddo, no time for self-care.

“Shut up, food first!” Kageyama, you’re right as always!

In conclusion, I want to say, Hori pls give me my boys back already, I’m afraid I can’t suffer any longer. Also despite Deku’s gauntlets I still anticipate some kind of drawback. This top3 squad is doomed to fail.

Also 2,3 guys better not have quirks even slightly similar to Todo and Baku ones.

#bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #manga spoilers #todoroki shouto #katsuki bakugou #kacchan #midoriya izuku #bnha speculation #mha speculation #bnha 310 #mha 310

[milkymeaty]

ok i know i sound fucking insane here, but i just imagined some strange au where human chell and glados travel the world to do this penn and teller eqsue show but with complex science tricks where chell is this short mute gremlin assistant & glados is a towering science nerd who directly insults chell and the audience. speaking of audience, they often pick “subjects” for tests from there, and sometimes those people have unfortunate neutrotoxin accidents. oops! anyways, hope you have a good day!

dude this sounds so fucking funny but man,, i have no idea who or what penn and teller is ffdjsgfjgkk but this definitely sounds like a fun au i enjoyed reading this 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

#i also kinda prefer gremlin glados and tall buff chell but!! #to each their own!!! :) #this absolutely is a hella chaotic au for chelldos tho and i love it lol #meaty asks #anon #portal #chelldos

[tharedfish113]

This an AU that im never going to write but im doing it here because, well, its my page.

Baku nerd and jock shima AU

Baku is waking down the halls of the school minding his own buisness, scowl on his face ready to yell at anyone who dares to aproach him.

He is thinking, about the exams and his new schedule of study annd how its going to affect his work out regimen, he could sacrifice the time he takes to go to the local market to buy new stuff but if he did that he wouldnt the food for his lunch, and he loves making his own lunch, maybe he he-

BAMB

He now is on the floor with a bloddy nose.

Wtf happened? How did he go from waking calmly to being in pain on his butt? Looking at his front, there is a basketball rolling around. Uh so that happened.

Standing up with ball in hand, his eyes were looking for the idiot who dared to hit him in the Middle of the hallway.

—Im so sorry dude!!

Found him.

Running towards him was a Young male with a bunch of muscles and insane teeth that would scare any children. A scar in the eye and hair that begged for attetion, bright red hair.

Oh no, it was the famous coreback. Kirishima ejirou.

—its what ever,- he said while throwing the ball towards the player who catched perfectly, wipping the blood on his nose and going another direction— just fucking, be careful next time idiot.

—wha- Dude!! Let me take you to the nurse!! Omg your bleeding, im so so sorry- his hand on bakugous shoulders was slapped.

—DONT... Touch me... Shitty hair, just go play or what ever

—But-

—I mean it, go away

—but-

Speeding away, he didnt managed to hear whatever halfassed apology he throwed and he didnt need to hear it, he didnt wanted to.

Staying away from the jocks was his plan for this final year and he was going to keep it that way.

De todas formas, they didnt know each other and didnt even interacted, yeah, they shared some clases but its not like they were friends or anything, he was just another face in the room and he prefered being forgotten by annoying people.

But its not fair and Kiri kept trying talking to him like they were all buddy buddy. A week ago, they would have bumped on each other in the hallway and there would be no interactions other than a mumbled sorry, but noooooo, now that stupid read head was searching for him specifically in the halls, in the school project, fuck even at lunch!

Which bring us to here, in the cafetería using open books to hide his face from over grown energetic puppies.

—kaachan of the Bakugous!!!!

It wasnt very effective.

—fucking, keep quiet and sit you dunce face!!

The bright blonde followed the instruction being used to bakugou manners, in fact he founded his hate for the World and colour full language hilarious, making the sudden declaration of being best friends with the angry gremlin.

–so, still hiding from kirishima uh?

—fucking! Im not hiding, Im just... Studying

—right, which is why you have all this books towering in front of your face? They are open at random pages dude

—shut up.

Kaminari sighed, while scratching his head.

—I dont get it dude, whats the big deal? He only wants to apologize which its fair, maybe he'll leave you alone after all that.

Bakugou huffed. This idiot didnt get it.

—he is not going to leave alone shit head! I know his type! He likes to talk, he wants to make friends, he sees someone alone on a table and his first instict is doing some company

—well.. Thats not bad

—it is!!! Because, some people dont like shitty small talk, some people hate other people, some people like silence and being alone!!! Im sure im going to lose all that if i let him speak to me on a regular basis.

—but... Dude.. I do that

—exactly!

—owww come on kachaan.

—no! You dont get it, I can only aguantar a certain amount of stupidity each day, and you fulfill the quote. Your my only idiot and thats it!

—I mean, I know you just insulted me, but that was sweet bro! Im your only idiot! Aww.

—fucking, dont let it get in your head idiot! I still hate you.

#bakugou katsuki #kiribaku #kirishima x bakugou #kirishima ejirou

[h4kka]

Could I beat the Hypnosis Mic boys in a fight?

I’m not in the twst fandom but I found this one post where someone evaluated all the twst boys and whether or not they could beat them in a fight, so I figured I’d do the same with the Hypmic dudes. Only one rule: No Hypnosis Mics allowed.

Ichiro: He’s a physically strong guy who sometimes fights crime and also used to be a delinquent, so he’d definitely win...except not really because Ichiro’s too nice to fight me, plus he’s one of my best boys so I don’t want to fight him either.

Conclusion: Nobody wins.

Jiro: He’s around my age (at least at the moment I wrote this) and he’s a generally nice dude with a good personality, so we’d probably be friends who wouldn’t get into physical fights, but in the scenario where we absolutely have to throw hands (friendly sparring, maybe?), it would likely be a draw. Dude’s a soccer player, but he probably wouldn’t be strong enough to completely overpower me since I’m also a green belt in karate (but I’m a bit prone to hesitating, plus...I haven’t taken lessons in a while).

Conclusion: Draw.

Saburo: He’s a kid. I’m an adult. Adults beating up kids = BAD.

Conclusion: Nobody wins.

Samatoki: He wouldn’t fight me because I’m a girl. I wouldn’t fight him either because I love him.

Conclusion: Nobody wins.

Jyuto: Assaulting a cop who’s had plenty of experience fighting crime is not a good idea in the slightest. Let’s leave it at that.

Conclusion: Jyuto wins and my 5’3” ass gets sent to jail.

Riou: Like Ichiro, he’d undoubtedly win hypothetically, but in reality Riou wouldn’t want to fight a 5’3” 19 year old nerd because he’s just a big ol’ teddy bear.

Conclusion: Nobody wins.

Ramuda: He’s 2 inches shorter than me so our height difference isn’t too big, but I’d definitely win regardless because he likely doesn’t have any physical combat experience whatsoever. Can we get an F for Ramuda’s groin?

Conclusion: Maggie wins.

Gentaro: Gee, I wonder who’d win in a fight, an author with no combat experience or a green belt in karate?

Conclusion: Maggie wins.

Dice: He’d put up a semi-decent fight, but without a Hypnosis Mic he’s kinda powerless in the end. A single kick to the nuts would probably send him wailing.

Conclusion: Maggie wins.

Jakurai: A hypothetical win for Jakurai; he used to be an assassin, after all. But Jakurai wouldn’t want to fight me. I wouldn’t want to fight him either. Not necessarily because pissing him off is a VERY bad idea, but because he’s a genuinely sweet man who’s nice to everyone.

Conclusion: Nobody wins.

Hifumi: I’d definitely win hypothetically, but at the cost of making a man with severe gynophobia cry. Nobody wants that.

Conclusion: Nobody wins.

Doppo: Why the hell would I fight Doppo? Why the hell would anyone fight Doppo? He’s a tired, overworked, and perpetually stressed man whose mental health is being eaten away by a shitty corporation. He just needs a rest.

Conclusion: Nobody wins.

Sasara: He's totally chaotic and unpredictable AND he's got some decent level of combat experience as seen in the DH vs BAT manga, so if I were to throw hands with the resident funnyman (not that I’d want to bc why would you wanna beat him up?), he'd definitely fuck me up.

Conclusion: Sasara wins.

Rosho: Since I’m a college student and Rosho’s a teacher, he would absolutely not be okay with the prospect of throwing hands with me. I don’t wanna fight him either. He’s a good man who wants to help kids achieve their dreams.

Conclusion: Nobody wins.

Rei: I’d definitely lose. He’s a con man, for Pete’s sake, not to mention he’s almost a whole foot taller than me. He WILL find a way to fuck me up somehow.

Conclusion: Rei wins.

Kuko: As said above, I tend to hesitate when I’m doing karate and it’s been a while since I was able to attend lessons, and even if I put up a good fight, Kuko’s the one who has experience physically fighting off bullies to the point of getting sued.

Conclusion: Kuko wins.

Jyushi: No. I’m not fighting Jyushi. Anyone who tries to beat up Jyushi is a horrible excuse for a human being.

Conclusion: Nobody wins.

Hitoya: If I tried to pick a fight with him he'd probably just find me to be Kuko 2.0. In other words, he'd just think I'm an annoying gremlin. He's not gonna bother throwing hands with me.

Conclusion: Nobody wins.

#hypmic #hypnosis mic #shut up maggie