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utilitycaster · 1 year
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There are actually only two genres of high fantasy:
Once there were more dragons and more magic in this land, but those days have passed; perhaps the dragons shall return some day and bring a new era.
How the FUCK do we get rid of these fucking dragons
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kana7o · 7 months
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honor student getting picked up by the delinquent boyfriend hehe <3
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sigynsilica · 10 months
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Friendly reminder that if you believe there is only one right thing to believe in regards to faith and religion, and all the other beliefs are stupid, ill-informed, cults, immature, etc., you are operating under evangelical rhetoric.
This goes for anti-theists, exvangelicals who are trying to "rescue" others from the church, actual Christian Evangelicals, or anyone else who is actively trying to get other people to align their beliefs with their own.
So remember, kids. It's not okay to tell other people what to and what not to believe. Just because you don't find value in religion, or were harmed by religion, doesn't mean others don't or weren't. Your experiences are not universal.
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thekidsare-not-alright · 10 months
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I'm not listening to fall out boy until pete wentz apologizes to me directly
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todayimfour · 6 months
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I NEED SOMEONE WHOS GOOD AT ART TO DO AN ART FOR ME. ILL PAY REAL MONEY FOR THIS OH MY JESUS.
Eddie Dear working at femboy hooters. I feel like I've seen something similar before so if you have that art please tag me in it or send it to me, but I'll pay real money to anyone who will draw Eddie in the femboy hooters uniform. And I'm talking real Eddie, THICC Eddie. He got muscles and he got that BELLY too he can in fact be both.
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daydadahlias · 1 year
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another day, another person telling me i dont talk like a person 
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catchymemes · 3 months
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o-kurwa · 2 months
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tariah23 · 3 months
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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daily-spooky · 6 months
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utilitycaster · 4 months
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*bad Russian accent voice* greetings from Vital Character, where we seven geeky vocal thespians partake in a tabletop roleplaying game
*discordantly* WE PARTAKE IN A TABLETOP ROLEPLAYING GAME
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batshit-auspol · 2 months
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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.
Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.
Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:
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violence:
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drinking their own urine:
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or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.
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Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.
This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.
That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.
Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.
You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.
Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.
The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".
And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.
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titleofpersonage-p01 · 2 months
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customboytoy · 3 months
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ultrafacts · 4 months
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corvidaemnit · 1 month
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every single day I think about how american black vultures are known for engaging in interspecific allopreening (preening between different species)
and they have a specific relationship with crested caracaras, in which the black vultures assist them by not only preening them after meals but also leading them to food in the first place, while the caracaras assist the black vultures by acting as a warning signal in case of danger
and while this is more typical of black vultures, this is not common at all for any member of the falconidae family— it’s a special bond!
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yet another post in favor of vultures everyone , hope you enjoy:) and I implore you to do some more research on these incredible birds !!
EDIT: I meant interspecific allopreening! excuse my typo!
EDIT 2: black vultures do not have a superior sense of smell to caracaras, sorry for the misunderstanding!
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