#time for wine and relaxation!

[famousblueraincoatmp3]

i just finished writing my essay and its not even 11 how do we feel boys

#sam.txt #time for wine and relaxation! #physically i am reading thru my copy of the collected works of edgar allen poe ♥ #i havent gotten v far but i have lit some candles and it is rainy ♥ #i NEED to buy more scented candles i am the worst at finding nice candles tbh #the nicest most expensive one i own atm is water lily and white wood #i need 2 buy some off etsy that are vibey and nice #because i rlly do be burning SO much candles in autumn/winter #cus its so dark here -_-

[youre-gonna-love-it]

#beautiful women #gorgeous women #seduce #wine #red wine #wine time #friday #friday night vibes #relax #relaxmode #relaxtime #wellness

[breelynnxoxoxo]

LET’S RELAX TONIGHT! 💋💋💋

#quiet time #red wine #just relax #relaxing style #relax and be #what do say?

[aelyosos]

hi my loves 💛 i hope ur friday is chill !

#sam.txt #drinking mention / #thank god this week is over #now it's time to play some sims 4 horses & relax w some wine 😎 #i love friday nights 💃

[songbirdstew]

All of the gifts are wrapped, and all of the baking is done, but it's not even Christmas Eve?

Guys, what did I forget?

#jk but it doesn't feel real #I can just relax with my wine and games and Insecure now? #I can just enjoy my inlaws tomorrow without spending the whole dinner thinking about how I'm running out of time?? #sounds fake??? #is this that holiday cheer I've heard so much about

[rainyfestivalsweets]

Ok.... so I packed up 6 bags of too big clothes to take to my friends this weekend.

I had like 3 giant cups of bergamot tea.

All the adaptpgen help I could find.

Sat and watched the end if S5 of prison break, because my mom turned it on (after work).

No edibles....yet.

Thinking a book & a bath. And an early bedtime.

I should:

Do the dishes and take out all the garbage.

Put the taco meat in the freezer.

I also probably should have worked out. It might have helped this funk but I just wasn't feeling it.

I want wine.

Or liquor.

But I want to lose weight more.

I weighed in at 206 today. Which means I stalled a bit. But I had an off cycle period, a wedding weekend, and an anniversary/birthday party last week.

So I have decided that it's not real.

I was just disappointed because I rejected a Hersheypark cookies and cream bar and had tea for dessert yesterday.

#healthy lifestyle #getting healthy #losing weight #healthy eating #fitblr #healthy habits #operation lose this gut #weight loss #operationlosethisgut #weight loss journey #chore list #stuff to do #closet swap #books and reading #bathtime #relaxation time #chores #me time #i want wine #but i want to lose weight more #ugg #the struggle #the struggle is real #the struggle continues

[thevaudevillescene]

Yesterday, while talking about my serving job, my office coworker said, “You ever feel like you’re in a Broadway show, like it’s just the same thing repeating night after night?” I said, “Absolutely. There’s a song in the Beetlejuice musical where he goes, ‘I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week,’ and I swear I think of it every single day on my way to work.”

A couple of weeks ago a woman at one of my tables asked if I’m “in the theater” and I said no, and she was like, “oh, you just seem like you have that personality.” I don’t need to join the local theater, ma’am, I already act for a living at this job. You’re simply seeing through the cracks in my carefully crafted but summer-worn worksona. I said to my coworker, “I was just assigned theater kid by this woman,” and they said, “She probably clocked that you’re gay but she’s too straight to realize it so she was like, ‘She must…do theater.’”

#so don’t be freaked. stay in your seats. i do this bullshit like eight times a week. #so just relax; you’ll be fine. drink your $50 wine and take a breath. #<- truly me whenever customers start getting pissed about fucking anything #my patience is wearing SO thin which is how i know it’s august #last week i let a table know their food was on its way and asked if they needed anything before it came out #and the guy goes ‘yeah when’s our food coming?’ i was like ‘..AS I SAID-’ #last night a woman asked if she could sub out pasta for a vegetable and i said ya the options are blah blah blah #she was like ‘a veggie sauté? what’s that?’ i said ‘it’s a mix of vegetables.’ ‘but what’s in it?’ #i just flipped her menu over while holding eye contact with her and pointed to the description on the menu #my other favorite: can i get you anything else to drink besides water? coke diet coke sprite iced tea lemonade club soda? #‘can i have a root beer?’ ‘do u guys have dr. pepper?’ #…… #COKE. DIET COKE. SPRITE. ICED TEA- #‘oh okay i’ll have a pepsi’ #AND I HOPE YOU DIE. I HOPE WE BOTH DIE.

[tasakesi]

also the pandemic wasnt a “simple window to what we could be without capitalism”. IF U THINK THAT YOU WERE INCREDIBLY PRIVILEGED AND YOUR EXPERIENCES WEREN'T UNIVERAL

#im sooo mad im soo pissed off #🪐 #im also drunk on wine but that brings out my real emotions on this topic #shut the hell uppp #it wasnt fun it wasn't relaxing i was terrified of being in close contact with other people #every time i saw someone withoit a mask i literally wanted to strangle them bc people were dying every day from that shit #like god are you even listening to yourself #and if u go “oh ppl die every day” yeah but not from something that could've been preventable if you only wore a mask and stayed home #like godd #*screams* #i wasnt baking bread and doing yoga i was an essential worker that got minimum wage and had to risk her life every day just so u could shop

[lunarxdaydream]

ya girl is finally done after 6 hrs in the kitchen! 🎉🎉🎉

#( ooc. ) #( loveeee that the hubs brought dinner ) #( time to pop open some wine and relax!!!! )

[youre-gonna-love-it]

#red wine #relaxation #wine time #winelover #wine

[mythvoiced]

-. evil evil thought demons are wondering if i'd like to move Patrick (from @ashbtten) back to this here shitshow and if i should change his live action fc to h.ug.h d.an.cy while i'm at it

#;ooc #;tbd #okay back to work #more work piled up and thiS here latest gig is!!! absolute BULLSHIT #as in the quality of the file is disastrous if /I/ get shit for it i'll burn something down #i got so pissed my mother told me to take some valerian lmao #threw some wine into that and i'm a lot more relaxed most Definitely #i've started queueing some things in the hopes i can add more by the time the posts start rolling out #but why do i put it for the 2nd of july and tumblr can't decide whether that's saturday or sunday buddy get a Grip #anyways lub u all if you're waiting for me on discord or in general ooc i am!!!!!!! currently neck deep in #work and spiralling~ #BE WELL STAY HYDRATED TAKE YOUR MEDS DON'T SKIP MEALS ENJOY YOURSELF WITH THINGS YOU ENJOY LOVE YOU

[introspectivememories]

well now that we know the cult is back, imma need some heavy bernard angst from the comic. the panic attacks, relapses into unhealthy behavior, pushing people away, imma need all of it.

#'but you're okay now?' #'some days.' #make that no days now bear #i need it to start off innocuously too. like he puts off a date or two claiming that he has homework. he's clumsier now. like he doesn't #care what's in front of him. he walks into a pole once and ends up with a huge bruise on his shoulder. bernard presses on it for weeks. #and then comes the 'it's just once. I'm not gonna do it again.' behavior. the purposeful pain. the dig his nails into his wrists until #it stings. the bandages on the inside of his thighs kinda pain. #the 'tim can never find out about this' type of unhealthy behavior. #i need bernard to escalate until he wakes up aching one day and it's like he's gone back in time to the beginning of his cult days. #i need him to look himself in the mirror one morning and realize that even if could stop hurting himself he's not going to. #i need him to start loitering around the old cult building knowing that it's wrong to wish they were still active but wanting it anyway. #i need him to go on several benders. so sorry but i think he has a fake id and definitely buys alcohol. #oh my god... wait wait wait! #i need him to go out one night after assuring tim that he's gonna go straight home and get kidnapped by the cult again. #oh my god he wakes up on the altar again. mouth filled filled with wine and his hands tied down and he- #he relaxes. because he was chosen the first time and now he been chosen again. he's still good. thank god thank god he's still good. #and the first time they chose him he was bad. struggled too much begged too hard to be let go. but he's better now. #they chose him. again. he won't fight it this time. he'll be good this time. #this is just your friendly reminder that #cult conditioning takes at /least/ 5 years to wear off. usually more. #my man bernard is gonna be having a Lot of bad days #anyway #bernard dowd #dc #td:r #timbern #ig

[todayisafridaynight]

ADMITTEDLY it’s a very “teenagers first alcohol” kind of vibe so I prommy it’s not popular with any demographic that’s older than 25 gdgdgd

I’m only just recently leaving my baby tastebuds please bare with me (and give me drink recs so I can leave candy hell)

(Also sidenote but I genuinely didn’t expect so much uproar over GRAPE FLAVOURING because I’ve never heard anyone hate it so much so once again I’m convinced this is an American problem and not a problem with my beloved grape flavour 🙏)

passport you are GROWN im fucking crying looking at all of this. this is the equivalent of whiteclaw.

#snap chats #my first alcohol as a teenager was sake ☠️ my dad started me out right 😔 and then he would get me soju 😔 #anyway if you want a REAL MANS DRINK uhhhhh As I Said ive always drank sake :) or whiskey but i get looks whenever i say that #there's this black-bottle sake my dad used to get me all the time Also by gekkeiken. maybe ill get it for stream lol... #hot preferably- cold if you go with nigori. nigori is generally a little sweeter too so if you HAVE to fucking. DIE then go with them #if you have it hot then its just a whole different feeling it's so relaxing. its like being hugged from the inside #my personal favorite's yuki nigori (they got lychee flavor :}) but if nigori doesnt make you happy soju's pretty sweet #my favorite's green apple but you can never go wrong with peach #SPEAKING OF THO noooo there's this peach beer i forget the name of. it does not taste like beer it's very good #goddammit i cant find it. it came in a brown bottle but anyway #there's this japanese plum wine i really like. also on the sweeter side but it's pleasantly dry #wine in general's a safe bet but plum wine would probably make you the happiest #the one im thinking of specifically is gekkeikan but theres a lot of options #kirin beer Unironically is p alright too idk. its like if seltzer sucked but i kinda like it #anyway no theres something wrong with you passport nobody likes fuckin GRAPE 😭 #when you drink alcohol youre supposed to respect her what the fuck are THESE

[ex-justmychampagneproblems]

#gilmore girls #lorelai gilmore #rory gilmore #lorelai x sookie #lorelai x rory #luke x lorelai #luke danes #wine #red wine #bottle of wine #glass of wine #glass of red wine #relax #me time #netflix #netflix italia #Gilmore #emily gilmore #richard gilmore #sookie st james #team Logan

[drswannbond]

Headcanon: late night baths

On quiet evenings past Mathilde's bedtime, the Bonds have taken to sharing languid baths, limbs intertwined until long after the water has grown tepid. Glass of wine within reach, she will usually come to rest her head in the crook of his neck and offer her sensitive skin to his calloused fingers, or he will pillow his cheek on her breast while she strokes his chest from the tip of a nail. They talk about their daughter and what new ways she has found today to include her father in her adventures; about childhood memories needing healing that only the other can provide; about plans for the future (she wants to try for a second child; even though he’s concerned he might be getting too old, he craves the idea of another and finds himself imagining a little blond and curly head answering to Félix). And sometimes they don’t speak at all, and that's when they are the most crystal clear to each other.

#headcanon #fight me on this but you *know* Madeleine is totally into relaxing baths #with candles music on a spinner and a glass of wine within reach #not mentioning her very own James #always up for husbandly duties #he is of course hesitant at first #it feels decadent and he has never indulged in this sort of small pleasure before #(which makes her all the more determined to shower him with care and easy luxuries) #but he can't refuse Madeleine anything when she has that sparkle in her eyes #and stray tendrils escaping her piled-up hair that beg to be kissed against her cheeks #madeleine swann #james bond #bondeleine #00swann #007 #no time to die

[chaos-and-cookies]

Had a v nice saturday w/ my love & my best friends fam 😌

#me #my bf #personal #went all the way to the forks of long island for the first time #never been that far out east here #passed like 100 farms and wine country out there #it was a nice drive but ugh it took an HOUR #u know where i can go in an hour drive? the city!! #lol but it was v nice and a relaxing day/drive in his car #driving what he loves most with who he loves most 😌 #into new territory for both of us #maybe we'll do a wine thing one day... but next weekend i wanna do the lavendar fields maybe even berry picking hehe