#to cook more

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

#based on a true story #im cooking more which is super cool

[cozzyplace]

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#im not done bitching #they fucking lied at the start of our relationships saying that they dont want kids #and then 3 years later once i uprooted my enter fucking life and moved 8 hours away from my family and friends #they went oh im so sorry i lied i do want kids i was hoping you would change your mind #like what??? #fucking what??? #they also kept pressuring me to get a dog i didnt want cus i was so fuckig burnt out from work i knew i wouldnt beable to take care of a dog #but the bought one anyways saying that they would be the main one taking care of it #big fucking lie that was #im the one who feeds it takes it out for walks and plays with it while you literally just stay in your room all day #they fucking work an office job from home where the scroll tik tok for half the day and they dont do shit around the house #i worked as a supervisor at tims where i was on my feet for 9 hours a day and often wouldnt get full breaks #and i still was the one coming home and taki g care of the dog and the house #and they fucking kept complaining to me that i dont cook meals from scratch for them and i should once a week #bitch you dont cook once a week!!!! #i watched you order 6 bowls of take out and store them in the fridge so you can eat them over easter weekend when everything is closed #yet if i order take out for myself at 12 at night when i just got home and was exhausted you would be on my ass nagging me about how i need #to cook more #and they have the fucking gull to say that they feel like they have to take care of me?? because i dont cook?? fuck you #im not the one who impulse bought 5 geckos durning covid and let one of them starve to death because you forgot to feed it #im not the one who leaves food in there room to rot and grow mold #i had to sit you down and do your taxes for you because you didnt do them for the past 5 years #but yeah im the one who needs taking care of #fuck you

[themetalhiro]

Someone else can deal with that.

#two comics in one day because its break week #we live in a world that sanji is labelled ‘blackleg’ instead of ‘cannibal cook’ the marines need to get more creative with their propaganda #metalhiro arts #one piece #one piece fanart #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #blackleg sanji #op sanji #usopp #god usopp #sogeking #sniper king #op usopp #one piece fancomic #strawhat pirates #straw hat crew

[chloesimaginationthings]

If Vanny is in the digital circus.. where’s Pomni?

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #tadc #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #glitchtrap #dreadbear #fnaf help wanted #digital circus #fnaf fanart #tadc fanart #five nights at freddy's #the amazing digital circus #THIS IS a part 2 to my first comic with Vanny in TADC #I had this idea semi in mind when I finished the first one #seeing Vanny is in TADC what happened to her copy of help wanted? #obviously Pomni has it accidentally pff #Poor Pomni once again in a new man made horror #tbh she’d probably be more mentally stable in the help wanted game #so maybe this is a relief BAHA #I thought I was just gonna draw TADC a few times but now I gotta draw it more #let me cook … #ALSO Ragatha pomni and Dreadbear all mentioned and drawn!! 🩵🩵

[arabella-s-arts]

Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

Edit: To the people who say I can't use the siren as an example because the siren is supposed to be his brother, and therefore his siren being a man doesn't work. If you reread that bullet point, then you will realize that I didn't put it down as just simply Dean's siren being a man. I recognize that the siren is supposed to be his brother. It's the fact that Sam still thinks the siren infects people through sex, not knowing that it's actually through saliva when he realizes who the siren is. So when he sees that Dean's siren is a guy, he had to assume they had sex, and he does not seem surprised by this at all.

#i'm not even trying to prove a point #I'm just genuinely confused as to what the heck these scenes were supposed to be if dean is not bi #the fact that dean was the best written bi character who struggles with internalized homophobia I have ever seen and it was an accident #insane #dean and cas had the best relationship development I have ever seen #destiel #deancas #dean winchester #dean is bi #bi dean #bi dean winchester #they did my son so dirty #he grew so much over the seasons #without his dad around to force toxic masculinity #they let him be dorky #goofy #geeky #good at cooking #but didn't let him be bi #i will be adding more to the list #the title is a bit of a hyperbole #some of these do make sense with Dean being straight #but they're honestly pushing it

[shininas-ideals]

So if I understand Fyodor's ability correctly (I didn't)

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #fyodor dostoevsky #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs chapter 114 spoilers #fanart #digital art #idk how hes supposed to posses Dazais since #y'know #no longer human; but I'll let asagiri cook some more

[geekeryisafoot]

This is the single most attractive thing a love interest has ever said in the history of fiction

#she loves to cook and she loves to eat #mineminemine #i need more yuri about adults please for the love of god I need an unending supply of yuri like this

[justshipsandstuff]

Post canon spoilers!

Lately I’ve really enjoyed drawing Mithrun just living life and interacting with other people

#I think it’d be nice to see him gradually becoming more active in other people’s lives #especially Patty and Kabru #HC Mithrun invites Pattadol and Kabru over for food whenever he learns to cook something new #I really want the canaries gang back for shits and giggles #let’s assume the elf Queen is down for some fun drama in Melini #dungeon meshi #kabumisu #mithrun #kabru #delicious in dungeon #senshi #pattadol #marcille donato #touden siblings #my art

[starrysharks]

friendship is magic

closeups:

#zeno's art #my little pony #my litte pony friendship is magic #mlp #mlp fim #twilight sparkle #rainbow dash #fluttershy #pinkie pie #applejack #rarity #this was a fun redesign practice #tried to be diverse with body type and species as the og show is pretty limited (i understand why tho) #my personal favorites are rainbow dash and rarity #and twilight. i cooked tbh #i feel like a lot of redesigns just add accessories which is fine but i really wanted to change a lot #some more than others #also dashie is a half zebra and pegasus and fluttershy is half pegasus half those little bug ponies that showed up in one ep #pinkie is a sheep #i might do equestria girl designs and slash or some background pony redesigns #idk #enough ramble

[favoure]

"do the opposite of what people tell you to do"

#desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #secret life #mcyt #trafficblr #favourarts #ok to tag as ship #so i posted this to twitter first right #and the amount of people i have in my replies saying that they'll kill themselves is honestly Very funny #anyways im back :)) #i missed drawing these two GOD #okay life update in the tags for this piece is: something about finals season just makes you want to draw more #<- has been saying this for 4 days straight now #YAAAAAAYYYY i got another desert duo sketch cooking fellas and this one is a Bit more self indulgent if yk what i mean hehe #<- SEE U IN THE SIDEBLOG

[cheekedupwhiteboy]

legally obligated to post this every time i use it

#put it in a stir fry or a fried rice with plenty of fresh garlic. u are welcome #credit to aaron huh on youtube. i would die in battle for him #cooking tag #<- i should actually use this tag more. cooking is like my one creative hobby i do daily

[andyridgeley]

me everyday

#personal thingys #i didnt think at all today i just focused on cooking and baking and it was nice #i need more days like that where i just focus on ONE THING #and that thing shouldnt involve a laptop #i feel so drained but so amazing

[ionomycin]

lapis lazuli

#artists on tumblr #cooked with pumpkin for the first time this month #it's surprisingly good #got a new warm blanket for the winter as well #a yellow one #figured i could use a little color since days are getting more and more grey #holding onto the little joys

[asteraws]

my clown college grad project from december last year 🎪

#my art #oc #illustration #ok to elaborate a bit #its more of a circus/performing arts school but clown college is just easier and sillier to say so #i call it that #what da hell do i tag JFLDSKSFKD #im archiving a lot of stuff these days... #post uni burnout has been so real guys lol ill be taking a break from this proj but def wanna come back to it some day :3 #IN THE MEAN TIME THO... im finally cooking up another oc story omggg im saur excited abt it hopefully i can share some art of it here soon

[spacebubblehomebase]

"A New Day Will Dawn."

-Said some guy named Luke probably.

Welcome to my #HHStargazersAU! Stay Tuned~♡? -Bubbly💙

#spacebubblearts #HHStargazersAU #hazbin hotel #chaggie #radioapple #lucifer x alastor #charlie x vaggie #queerplatonic #or not as long as you enjoy this really #hazbin alastor #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #hazbin vaggie #human au #angel #demons #let me COOK #world building #hopefully this was worth it #if ya'll want more do please let me know #I need the motivation haha TvT #vaggie x charlie #alastor x lucifer #appleradio #duckydeer #duckiedeer #humor #mystery #we barely scratched the surface of this AU and I am gonna BURST if I don't share it with anyone else I swear to GOD- #You think you know what's gonna happen? Excuse me while I laugh behind your back for a second NO YOU DON'T XD

[egophiliac]

Wait, did you put a photo of Vil and Neige as kids in Eric’s office??

oh good, I was afraid that wasn't going to read properly and people would just be like "what is this supposed to be". :') but yeah! I like to think Eric was pretty fond of Neige as a kid! single dad sees orphan child approximately the same age as his own son and goes "hmm. okay, you guys are going to be friends now." (this did not go as well as he'd hoped.)

(also I do love how it's kind of a running joke that everyone loves Neige except for Vil, who's standing over in the corner and just seething with furious irrational hatred. someday maybe he'll find someone who doesn't think Neige is the best thing since cinnamon rolls.)

#art #twisted wonderland #vil: am i massively projecting my own hangups and insecurities onto someone who i would otherwise find only mildly annoying #vil: no it must be neige who is wrong #idk i just like neige a lot! he's sweet and i find him fascinating honestly #there's ONE offhanded comment about how oh yeah he's been orphaned since a young age and just never talks about it #he lives with a bunch of dwarves and cooks and cleans for them and this has been going on since he was like eight #like. hello?! #there's a whole backstory here that we're never going to get more than this single crumb of and frankly that makes it better #man if i had a nickel for every fandom about fairytale characters in high school #where i instantly fell in love with the snow white character #i'd have two nickels et cetera you know the rest