#tony doesn't know where they hide the turnips

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Why do onions make us cry?

Harley: I don't know, I never really thought about it

Peter: Isn't it weird how they're the only vegetable that makes us cry though?

Harley: No it's not

Tony: ...yes, it is

Harley: *throws a turnip at Tony*

Tony: OW!

Peter: ...I see your point

#thus starting a tradition that whenever Tony is cutting onions someone has to throw a turnip at him #tony doesn't know where they hide the turnips #they always seem to have them #friday isnt telling him either #tony got a black eye from it once #he had a press conference the next day #he lied when they asked about it #he said it was a training accident #spiderman then posted a video on youtube titled exposing ironman #and said that he actually threw a turnip at tony at ge couldnt catch it in time #now its a meme #peter also posted a video of the next time it happened #he was wearing his spiderman suit obviously #it went viral #tony scream/screach is still going strong as a viral sound on tik tok after 7 months #peter parker #tony stark #irondad #spiderman #ironman #Harley keener #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker