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ushisrever · 3 years

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A Walk in Jurassic Park

Pair: Tsukishima Kei x gn!reader

Genre: crack, fluff

Content: suggestive, cursing

Word Count: 1.4k

Summary: Tsukishima Kei finds himself in a forest in Jurassic Park. He’s a paleontologist who is off to survive on an island full of dinosaurs. However, everything doesn’t go as planned.

A/n: Happy birthday to this boy hehehehe. This is unedited lol. The moment I finished it, I immediately scheduled this for a post on his bday itself lol. This is for @laineeey00 and @risumu . Here you go lol 😁

“What the fuck? Where am I?”

Gasp

“Is...is that a brachiosaurus?”

Yup. Those are the first words of Tsukishima Kei when he suddenly found himself...in a forest...of dinosaurs. He doesn’t know how he got there in the first place. He’s already mesmerized by absolutely everything - or rather the field of herbivore dinosaurs right in front of him. He doesn’t know what is going on, but he absolutely LOVES this situation. He tends to be rational about all the things, but this...this just completely blows his mind.

Though, a nudge on the shoulder is the only thing that cut him off from his amazement. He turns to the source and sees you - his girlfriend - perfectly dressed for situations like this. Shirt, open polo with the end tied up, knee length shorts, and boots. A perfect clothing for a paleontologist.

“Gotta focus, Tsukki,” you snap him out of his thoughts once more.

It is only then he finally looks down on what he’s wearing. It’s a similar style of polo, shirt, and pants, then boots. It’s as if he is actually prepared as a paleontologist. A sudden rush of adrenaline came to him as he had a gist of what’s going on . Or maybe not.

“This is so cool,” he mumbled.

“What do you mean, Tsukki? We have to go to the other side of the field and probably get back to the main building and get some help,” you frown.

“Ah....right,” Tuskki finally hides his enthusiasm and excitement. It only occurred to him that they are indeed in danger (despite the fact he has no idea how they got there). If there are herbivore dinosaurs across him, then there might be carnivores around as well.

“Alright, let’s go,” He said nonchalantly.

You and Tsukki walk across the field avoiding the big plant-eating dinosaurs. The heat of the sun envelopes your exposed skin. Sweat eventually drips down from your forehead and Tsukki’s as well. It was silent between the two of you. Tsukki looks at you as if contemplating whether to ask how you two even got here in the first place.

However, before he could even decide to do so, a dinosaur comes running as if it's trying to escape something. Then, the other dinosaurs come running in herds to the same direction. You two finally see the source.

“It’s a tyrannosaurus,”

As much as Tsukki wants to be in awe at the fact that he’s seeing a live tyrannosaurus, he wants the two of you to live. Therefore, before you could react, he pulled your hand and ran through the crowd avoiding getting stomped. He looks back seeing the t-rex focused on eating a few smaller dinosaurs. He takes this time aiming for the other side of the field and gets through the herd to reach the forest side.

And, when you two are finally on safe grounds right behind a big tree, you two take a breath.

“Shit! That was close!” You said with a panting breath.

“Yeah,” Tsukki chuckled.

When the two of you finally managed to catch your breaths, you two continued on with the walk down the forest this time. The forest emits this beautiful chime of leaves moving, and insects sounds. Their boots make cracking noises as the two of you walk. None of you talk at all which then gives Tsukki time to think about all this and answer the question…

How did I even get here?

He got the idea that he might have fallen somewhere and forgotten all of it. He died and this is last memory before finally passing on to the afterlife. Or perhaps...it’s a dream? No matter what he does, he can't remember anything.

However, before he could even think of anything else some heavy entity pounced on him. He blinks, and above him is a freaking...big...velociraptor. His eyes shot wide almost to the point of his eyes bulging out from the sockets.

“KEI!” You shout completely frozen from where you stand.

Tsukki watches as the raptor hisses at him as if thinking of how to kill him.

“Run, y/n,” he said, not leaving his eyes on the raptor on top of him.

“What?! No! I am not leaving you, asshole!” you shouted back.

“I SAID RUN! JUST RUN! RUN!” He shouted back at you completely letting the desperation in his voice escape.

He glances at you and he still sees you standing there trying to find something to get the raptor off of you. Though, he pales once more when suddenly….

“AHHH!”

A raptor bites at your arm and at a fast speed drags you somewhere out of sight.

“NO! NO! Y/N!”

and...BAM!

His eyes shot open. He sits upright and pants his breath. He could feel his heartbeat pounding against his chest. After a few panting breaths he finally absorbs where he is.

He’s in his bedroom.

He looks down in his clothes and he is still wearing his shirt and pajamas.

“It was a dream,” he said with mixed relief. He rubs the back of his neck and chuckles.

“That’s some dream,”

He then hears a sizzling sound coming from outside of the bed. He doesn’t hesitate and heads to his room. As he does, he is met with a beautiful image of...you - his beloved girlfriend. You’re in an oversized shirt and shorts probably underneath that shirt. You stand by the stove cooking something for breakfast.

Though, instead of a usual smile that shows in his face, he sighs in relief - glad that whatever happened in his dream wasn’t the truth. He wouldn’t be able to live himself if ever that happens to you.

He then walks behind you and immediately wraps his arms around your waist when he reaches you. He nuzzles his head at the crook of your head and gives your shoulder a kiss.

“Someone’s early,” you said with a smile.

He doesn’t talk and simply wraps his arms tight around you.

“Something wrong, Tsukki?” you turn off the stove and turn to face him. A soft sweet smile plasters on your face as you gaze at him.

“Can you promise me something, Y/n?” he finally spoke.

“Hm?”

“When I tell you to run...run,” he moves his hands up your shoulders and gives them a small squeeze.

“What? I don’t understand?”

“If I tell you to run...run, okay? I rather that you be safe than-” he sighs and closes his eyes.

You, however, simply chuckle. You raise your hand and caress his cheeks. “I don’t know what this is or if you have a bad dream...but okay. If you tell me to run, I will then. However, you should know that I would do everything in my power to pull you with me to run,”

“I will make sure I will not be in a state where I would not be able to protect you,” he cups your face with his long hands.

“Did you have a bad dream, Tsukki?” You asked with an assuring smile.

He doesn’t answer at all. He pulls you into a tight hug as if in any second you’ll disappear. However, you let him do so. You hug him back and pat his back three times. You two let the silence linger for a few seconds. Though, as you did, you can feel his hands travelling down lower to your waist...then he scoops under your thighs to carry you. Later, you find yourself sitting on the counter across from the stove. That is the only time he pulls away and his gaze catches yours.

“I fucking love you so much. You know that, right?” He tilts his head to the side and waits for your answer.

“Of course, silly!” You give him a light push on his chest. “And I love you so fucking much too. You know that, right?” you smile once more.

He nods. He then pulls you into a kiss. His lips are soft against yours. It first starts with soft and sweet little kisses. Though, when you feel his one hand caressing your thighs and slowly up to a little spot that just lets a moan escape from you, the kiss becomes hungrier. A little laugh escaped your lips as you definitely know where it's going.

You pull away from him for a moment. “I feel like I know the answer to this question, but I rather ask,”

You catch his eyes shifting to a much lustful one. You smirk.

“What do you want for breakfast, sweetheart?”

He in turn smirks back at you and leans forward with just a gap between the two of you.

“You,”

NIA’S MASTERLIST

#haikyuu #haikyuu oneshot #kei tsukishima #tsukishima x y/n #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima fluff #crack #suggestive #dinosaurs #tahonet

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dirtyoatmeall · 3 years

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Dig (Tsukishima x Reader)

A/N: I will def be writing more for these, as an archaeology major, I hold paleontology major tsukki in a special place in my heart. Also everything about the dig I describe is most likely incorrect lmao.

Pairing: Paleontology major! Tsukki x Archaeology major! Reader (she/they pronouns used)

Word count: 1.6k

Warnings: None :)

You met Tsukishima Kei the first day of your first year of college. It was your intro Anthropology course, and you had bumped into him on accident entering the auditorium. You had kept your head down, mumbling an apology before hurriedly finding a seat in the middle of the room. He sat a few seats over in the same row and you tried your best not to glance at him, he was obviously attractive, but all it took was a raised eyebrow when he caught you staring for you to look away blushing, pretending to look through your bag for something. You busied yourself with numbering the pages in your notebook until the professor started class.

It was a relatively small class, so the professor had everyone stand up and introduce themselves with their pronouns, major/minor, and one thing they want to accomplish. When it was your turn you tried your best not to sound confident as you spoke, though it didn’t last long, as the professor immediately asked you to repeat yourself louder. You were bright red by the time you finished introducing yourself. “H-hi, my name is (Y/N), I’m double majoring in bio-archaeology and Classics, my pronouns are she/they and I want to find Alexander the Great.” The professor nodded and the next person stood up to introduce themselves as you sat down, fiddling with your pen.

Tsukishima didn’t really think much of you until he watched you do the icebreaker for class. He thought it was an ambitious goal, and respectable dual majors. Though the thing that really drew his attention to you was the face you made when the person next to you introduced themselves as an archaeology major and that they wanted to find a complete T-Rex skeleton. Your face had twisted rather cutely into a grimace at your classmates words, turning to your notebook and scribbling in the corners. After the professor kindly explained the differences between archaeology and paleontology, it was his turn. He stood up, introduced himself “Tsukishima, he/him pronouns, paleozoology major, museum studies minor. And I’d like to find a job right out of school.” He sat down as the professor nodded and made a joke about finding a job. Soon enough the entire class had introduced themselves and the professor started going over the syllabus.

The first time Tsukishima saw you outside of class it was a Friday night. 3 a.m. to be exact. Thankfully your university had a 24hr library, and most of the students took advantage of it, though it was usually dead at this time of night, or morning. He spied you almost right away, nestled in a corner with multiple stacks of books and cans of energy drinks. You were nodding your head along to a dong and when he walked past he could very clearly hear ABBA blasting in your headphones. He smirked to himself and sat down a table down from you, getting ready to study for the upcoming test on Wednesday. He would get up periodically to get a book or a snack from the vending machine near the door. He noticed that every time he got up, your eyes would flicker to him, and you would pause your work, messing with your phone until he sat down again. He would return the favor, watching your things while you were gone.

About an hour into his study session he looked up to your spot when he heard you groan quietly. You aggressively paused your music and cutely pouted down at your notebook. You skimmed a few pages in the book next to you, comparing it to your notebook and whatever was on the screen of your laptop before rolling your eyes and softly face planting onto the book in front of you. Your eyes briefly fluttered to where he was, and you smiled slightly when the two of you made eye contact. He pretended to get back to the book he was supposed to be reading, but he watched you sigh as your eyes flickered from your notebook to him before you quietly got up and shuffled towards his table. He fully looked at you when you slid into the seat across from him, and he raised an eyebrow when you smiled awkwardly.

“Uh, Hi. I’m (Y/N), we have anth 250 together right?” You asked even though you very well knew he was in that class, but you still waited for confirmation before you continued. “That’s what I thought. Could you maybe help me with this? I’m having a hard time grasping it.” He glanced at what you were pointing at and nodded, he had also had some trouble with it, and had just recently figured it out. He explained it to you, smiling when he saw your eyebrows raise as you let out a soft ’ooohhh’ once you had grasped it. You had moved to get up when he cleared his throat, “Uh, you can sit here if you want, that way if you have any other questions you don’t have to come all the way over here.” Tsukishima didn’t look at you when he said it, but saw you smile and nod out of the corner of his eye. You brought your stuff over to his table and the two of you studied together for a few more hours, occasionally talking about class that led into talking about random things the two of you both liked.

At 5:30 you sighed, closing your laptop and putting away your things. “I should probably head back to my dorm, I have been here for about 12 hours” You chuckled and Tsukishima nodded and began to pack up as well. “I’ll walk you to your dorm.” You paused, looking at him puzzled. “Oh you don’t have to do that, I live all the way in East Village.” He simply waved your concern away “Me too, I have a class at 10 anyway, I should probably stop for the night. You snorted and waited for the blonde to be done before the two of you headed to your dorm building.

The two of you continued to talk about random things on the way back, from music tastes to favorite myths to what tree you would be. You both paused to watch the sunrise at the hill next to your dorm building, watching the colors slowly melt together as the stars disappeared from view. You turned to smile at Tsukishima to find he was already looking at you, an uncharacteristic soft look on his face. You flushed slightly and the two of you continued to your dorm building. You saluted to him before getting off the elevator onto your floor. You glanced at your phone as you got ready for bed, glad you didn’t have any classes until noon.

From that day on you and Tsukishima sat together during your anthropology class and studied together every Friday. You partnered together for the few projects assigned and even hung out outside of class, growing closer as the semester flew by. You were planning on meeting him for lunch after you finished finals, which you just did. You sent him a text and headed to the café the two of you frequent. You ordered a drink and sat at the corner table, scrolling through your phone until Tsukishima arrived. The two of you discussed your finals, and the classes you were taking next semester (you had 2 of them together thankfully) before Tsukishima sighed. “Do you want to get dinner on Saturday?” You smiled nodding, “Yeah! Are there some last minute things you want to go over for a final?” He rolled his eyes and looked at you flatly, which was a normal look for the blonde. “No, like a date.” You stopped, mid-drink as you absorbed his words. When you did you flushed and swallowed, looking away shyly. “Yeah, I’d really like that.” Tsukishima smiled and nodded.

10 years later~

You sighed, wiping your forehead as you straightened up, moving to your phone to change the music blaring from the speakers. It was hot, the hat doing nothing to shield you from the sun as you crouched down again, picking up your trowel. You were about to continue your section of the dig when you heard a noise of surprise from the next section over. “(Y/N)! I think I found something, it looks like bone!”

Your eyes grew wide and you jumped out of the pit into the one a few feet away, joining the college student in looking at what they found. They brushed some more dirt away, revealing a large bone, too large to be human. You groaned, climbing out to grab your phone, disconnecting it from the speaker and dialing a number before stepping away, pout on your face. The college student looked at the other dig lead, confused on why you seemed upset. The dig lead chuckled, waving away their concern. “Don’t worry, you didn’t do anything wrong. (Y/N) just has to call in a paleontologist, and the one on this dig just happens to be an ass.” The college student nodded and climbed out of the pit, not wanting to disturb anything.

Thankfully it wasn’t too long before another car pulled in. You immediately walked over, hands on your hips as you talked to the person getting out. The rest of the crew could see them smirk and flick your forehead, before leaning down to kiss you. The college student made a noise of surprise as the two of you walked over, bumping shoulders and you discussed details of the dig. “Wait, I thought you said she didn’t like them.” The dig lead just shook his head, “I said he was an ass, that doesn’t mean she doesn’t like him, in fact, they’re married.”

#My writing #tsukishima kei #haikyuu tsukishima #tsukishima kei x reader #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima kei x you #tsukishima imagine #haikyuu!!#haikyu #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x y/n

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kurooskorner · 4 years

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trick or treating w/ my comfort characters:

yeah this is just me projecting my love for my favorite boys and also reminiscing on when I used to go trick or treating !!

— NISHINOYA YUU

you cannot tell me he doesn't wear an inflatable dinosaur costume

he ZOOMS so fast around and chases little kids

like noya please stop half of them could step on you

anyways since he's so smol (angie literally shut the fuck up he is taller than you) he will be mistaken as a kid and gets candy ALL night

definitely is a little gremlin and takes hand fulls when a bowl is left outside with a sign that says "take one please"

dances on the sidewalks and falls over multiple times

tsukki laughs at him until we yell at him to help pick him up

— KUROO TETSURO

bye he goes as a mad scientist and NO ONE can convince me otherwise

makes bo do stupid ass dares like steal some kids candy

Or go into the scary house with him

(they both come out scared and regret it immediately)

asks for candy with a smile on his face in hope's that they give him more they don't

every chance he gets he will most definitely scare bokuto

couldn't drag kenma out with him this year so he dragged the other boys out instead

— BOKUTO KOUTARO

dresses up as a zombie (thinks he looks cool — he does but everytime he sees his reflection he cries)

only goes because kuroo told him he could see hinata and tssuki

cries if theres a big haunted house

has to hold akaashi's hand so he doesn't get lost

does every. single. dare. that kuroo gives him and quiet frankly akaashi is fed up

super sad when he checks his candy bag and doesn't see his favorite candies so he forces everyone to switch with him

probably tries to start a competition to see who can get the most candy by the night (he loses btw, raining champ is akaashi)

— TSUKISHIMA KEI

did not want to come

forced to come by the rest of the gym 3 squad 😀👍🏼

they tricked him into it too

"hey scary movie marathon @10 pm"

"okay"

gave him the wrong time, made sure everyone showed up before him and when he knocks at the door they drag him with them on the hunt for candy

dresses up as a paleontologist and noya is SO happy (tsukki hates it)

won't ask for candy but people give it to him anyway no matter what

at the end of the night he is so happy because of the amount of times he's seen kuroo, bokuto, and hinata cry because of haunted houses

fucking sadistic bitch

has a good time but won't admit it

— AKAASHI KEIJI

bokuto asks him to go with him and ofc he agrees

now get a load of this dude, he decides that Halloween is the one time he can be something other than nice so what does he go as? the prettiest devil we've ever seen

holds bokuto's candy bag along with his hand because bo will most definitely lose it and himself if he doesn't

plays mom for the night (but when does he not like come on)

all the mom's passing out candy give him SO much just because he's pretty

lowkey doesn't care for Halloween but he likes spending time with his friends so he bears it when he needs to

stays off to the side with tsukki judging bo and kuroo's antics :)

sorry these were short, I wrote them last night at like 4 AM but I hope you enjoyed!

#haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu crack #haikyuu akaashi #kuroo testuro #haikyuu kuroo #kuroo tetsuro x reader #haikyuu bokuto #bokuto koutaro #tsukishima kei #tsukishima x reader #haikyuu tsukishima #keiji akaashi #nishinoya fanfiction #nishinoya yuu

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positively-penguin · 4 years

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Given the whole username thing, I propose: Yamaguchi having eyes for the one thing that ain’t Tsukki, and that thing is the penguin exhibit at the zoo, if not the entire penguin race altogether.

Oh my god yes. I could totally see that though. And like, may I just add on to that and say, Yams spending way too long at the penguin exhibit and talking to the penguins and nerding out and Tsukki brings him there for an anniversary or something like that and Tsukki just falling even harder and melting at that scene. (Yams apologising for rambling so much and Tsukki telling him that it’s fine and it’s nice to here him talk about something he likes so much with such passion and now they’re both just as flustered)

I mean, I even created a sorta au a while back that I didn’t really post but it was where Yams was a penguin researcher returning to Japan from a penguin research facility. I think he went to work for a zoo or aquarium with penguins as a penguin expert and caretaker. He doesn’t meet Tsukki when he was younger and in here, he’s always liked penguins which drove him to become a penguin researcher. In here, Tsukki is a paleontologist and the two of them first meet when Yams brings his niece to the museum and meets Tsukki or when Tsukki goes to the aquarium/zoo for some work related affair. They meet and suddenly the both of them are trying to find excuses to go to the aquarium/zoo/museum until their coworkers are so sick and tired of it and start plotting to get these two idiots but geniuses at the same time together. (This was mostly founded by me remembering that penguins “proposed” to mates with pebbles and thinking about Tsukishima doing the same thing to ask Yams out and for a moment Yams is wondering if he’s thinking too much into it or if Tsukishima is actually asking him out and it’s dorkish but the best things always are and I think it’s kinda cute too)

(Yeah, I’m looking at how much I just typed out and I am so sorry. Eh, I ramble a bit too much sometimes. Sorry, anon. Also, I just thought of something else too, Yamaguchi having a little cute penguin keychain he got at the zoo as a lucky charm and I think it is very obvious that yes, I am indeed very biased towards Yams)

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heyitstaytay21 · 3 years

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kuroo Tetsurou/Tsukishima Kei, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka, Haiba Lev/Yaku Morisuke, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio Characters: Kuroo Tetsurou, Tsukishima Kei, Kozume Kenma, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Sawamura Daichi, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Tendou Satori, Yaku Morisuke, Haiba Lev, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Ennoshita Chikara, Shimizu Kiyoko, Yachi Hitoka, Azumane Asahi, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Miya Atsumu, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Yamamoto Taketora, Aone Takanobu, Terushima Yuuji Additional Tags: Spy!Tsukki, professor!kuroo, Alternate Universe - Spies, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Non-Graphic Violence, Undercover Missions, Hurt/Comfort, no beta we die like men, Injury, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Angst Summary:

Tsukishima Kei enjoys learning, and he's good at it. He has the patience and the drive to learn anything he puts his mind to, that's why at twenty-four years old he has two PhDs, speaks 7 languages, has three black belts, and has a position as a paleontologist at a world-renowned museum. It's also why he'd caught the eye of the Fukurodani international intelligence group in his last year of grad school. For some reason, the one thing he could not seem to learn was that handsome men with Cheshire grins are not to be trusted. Now he has to navigate his career as a spy and his cover as a paleontologist all while deciding whether or not to let the man who ghosted him once already back into his life.

#ao3 #kurotsuki #fanfic #shameless self-promotion #Kuroo tetsurou #Tsukishima kei #kurootsukki #Updates on fridays

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ao3feed-daisuga · 3 years

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Hold me tight or don't

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/39Tfzn1

by tay_tay19

Words: 2545, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kuroo Tetsurou, Tsukishima Kei, Kozume Kenma, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Sawamura Daichi, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Tendou Satori, Yaku Morisuke, Haiba Lev, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Ennoshita Chikara, Shimizu Kiyoko, Yachi Hitoka, Azumane Asahi, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Miya Atsumu, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Yamamoto Taketora, Aone Takanobu, Terushima Yuuji

Relationships: Kuroo Tetsurou/Tsukishima Kei, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka, Haiba Lev/Yaku Morisuke, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

Additional Tags: Spy!Tsukki, professor!kuroo, Alternate Universe - Spies, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Non-Graphic Violence, Undercover Missions, Hurt/Comfort, no beta we die like men, Injury, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Angst

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/39Tfzn1

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#daisuga #hq

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