I think my favourite flavour of ironic understatement is describing inexplicable shit as "remarkable". Like, yeah, people sure are remarking upon it!
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I find it very funny that, to my knowlege, it would technically be accurate to describe Judge Holden as "The world's evillest cowboy"
Albeit, in the sense of calling the Hindenburg a "ballooning incident," but still.
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"Ashton I think you have upset some of our friends"
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*notices the Bohrok nest in the walls*
Ah yes!
The sleeping robotic Horrors beyond our control who are yet to awake, to unleash devastation on the land and all that live within it.
A minor inconvenience at best.
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Understatement Master Post
understatement is an idea i came up with after an anon ask by @not-ready-for-gaster
thank you!!!
Understatement takes place in a timeline where mettaton saw potential in his extreme popularity, he started a buisness (MettaCo.) and basically bought out everything in the underground, creating a monopoly
since basically the only available jobs are at mettaco, everyone works there, filing reports and stuff on new fallen humans
though asgore is still in the political role of king, mettaton basically has power over everything in the underground and therefore is functionally the king, making all the decisions using his money
Alphys was the monster who created mettaton and by far the smartest, she was spared most of the suffering everyone else goes through by being mettatons assistant, working at the desk in front of his office (inside an office building that is placed where mtt resort would have been)
Undyne, Papyrus, and Sans* all work in the human capturing department, their pay depends on how many humans they capture in a year... meaning they dont get paid very much. they have alot of paperwork and basically are the typical "office job" folk
*sans was fired from his job for being a lazy bum and is now a deadbeat alchoholic, papyrus has to work twice as hard to provide for them and is very tired and anxious
Muffet, Grillby, and the Temmies all work as fast food employees at MtDonalds, they again, dont get paid much, and are also much more irratable than they usually are
Toriel is homeless, living in the ruins (witch has been turned into a garbage dump) and living off the waste and help of her fellow outcasts, making what is basically a homeless encampment
Mettaton and Asgore are both in "Power" positions, they each have a ton of money and generally have it pretty good, mettaton is now an extremely talented buisness man and asgore is blissfully unaware of mettaton pulling the strings of the whole operation
everyone (excluding the previous 2) are much much more tired and less enthusiastic about everything that happens, they just want you to leave them alone so they can go home and rest
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ur getting worse
& i know that you’ll be calling
CALLING ME AGAIN
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