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Season 5 - Summary (Episodes 17-25)

Hi Folks,

Part Two! I did not rip these myself, but this is my summary and my HCs, so if you're gonna copy/paste these and share them, please at least keep my name in the screenshot (sigh)

Episodes 26-29 here

Spoilers under the cut, obviously

🤍Episode 17

A chat with Dana where she tells you she's nervous

You can declare BFFs with Dana.

Alfie tells Meera she'll be fine.

Arlo gets in a Kat fight lol. Kat is being a mega bitch to everyone, going on about how secure she is.

Eddie & Finn ask for your help and you can graft on them. Doesn't change shit though

Recoupling:

Eddie picks Dana

Finn picks Kat

Suresh picks Arlo

Cliff...

🤍Episode 18

...hanger.

Alfie picks MC (obviously)

Bye Meera, you're literally the best looking girl on this island.

Eddie tells you he wants to cool shit down with you.

Eddie literally, I shit you not, says "I don't want to waste my time with you". Backtracks and digs himself into a hole of telling you he wants to focus on Dana.

Meera is stupidly nice about leaving, but holy shit, I feel so bad for anyone who isn't pursuing Alfie rn. She is devestated. And if you're not pursuing him you have to stand there and be all "Yeah, he's just a friend."

Arlo is pissed about it, and is like "I know who I would've picked if I were Alfie." Rude...

Holy shit this girl was here for an entire one day and we are getting the world's longest farewell just goooooooo

Oh my god though, you have a choice of saying "Goodbye", "Something Sexy", or "Good Riddance". If you pick "Good Riddance" everyone gets soooo mad omg omg omg 💀💀

Dana pulls you for a chat, and she cracks on to you, but it's actually stupidly cute and she talks about her cat Georgie.

Alfie overhears and you have to choose between them. Whichever one you don't pick leaves and you have a convo with the other. Then you get to kiss the one you picked.

Bla bla bla, Arlo rubs it in your face that she's with Suresh and you can tell her to fuck off.

Alfie/Dana invites you to join them on the daybeds, and you get to make out a little, some under the clothes stuff, nothing that exciting.

Then you go SKINNY DIPPING

I literally cannot tell if this is supposed to be a sex scene? It just talks about 'bodies bobbing up and down in the water?'

Regardless, Eddie the creeper is watching again.

🤍Episode 19

Can get a little steamy with Alfie but he turns it off and wants to take it slow.

I beg thee, a crumb? A crumb of cock? Please? Somebody?

Going back into the bedroom, and as expected, Eddie has told everyone about your shenanigans.

Suresh is having an absolute fucking tantrum about it, I am losing my shit, I love it so much.

Holy shit you can be such an incredible bitch here. Arlo accuses you of hooking up with Alfie to make Suresh jealous, and you can be like "Yeah, I am". Alfie gets soooo cut.

Dana is properly devastated about you turning her down and is sulking a bit.

Arlo and Kat being annoying and getting in a lil bitch fight again.

Breakfast date in the garden yay!

Alfie is either very cute or very awkward depending on whether or not you picked him.

Finn is literally flirting with Arlo in front of both Kat and Suresh and I am living for it. I want him, he's amazing, he's drama in a bottle.

Kiss Alfie/Dana again in front of everyone yay.

Arlo pulls you aside and tells you Suresh will. not. shut. up about you. She thinks he's angry about you and Alfie/Dana. She's annoyed about it and wants reassurance that you're not going after him.

🤍Episode 20

Beach rescue challenge!

LITEXT: Islanders, you will take it in turns to complete the obstacle course before rescuing your partner from the paddling pool. The girls will vote on which boy did it best, and the boys on which girl did it best. #WetAndWild #SexyRescue

You get a kiss at the end yay.

Eddie gets disqualified for skipping a section of the course boo.

Finn and Kat are bickering, and halfway through the course he reveals he had a sexy dream about MC involving sex in a bouncy castle. Who is this drama magnet? Oh my god, I want him.

Kat's like booo, keep your dreams to yourself. Like I'm sorry, girl, have some self respect. He has disrespected you by telling everyone. Trash man (leave him for me)

Suresh does the most unrealistic run of the course ever.

Dana launches a water balloon at him, which he catches then sexily bursts on his ripped abs.

Suresh audaciously runs down the slide and dives through the sand tunnel. He leaps the grassy obstacle, scissor kicking a flying water balloon as he does. You notice his soaked abs glisten in the sunlight.

The winner of the boys is Suresh, winner of the girls is MC. You go on a double date with your partners.

You go for a bit of a cheeky snog with Alfie/Dana.

Suresh catches you and there's a lot of sexual tension, it's kinda hot. Sneaky sneaky. He tells you he's wearing the black shirt you got him for Valentine's day on your date, and tells you to wear that black dress.

You can literally pour a smoothie over him ahahhahhahahahahaha

He's all "You know I wish I was going on the date with you, right?"

Author's note, all this sneaking around behind Arlo's back is 🔥, I am such a hypocrite.

🤍Episode 21

Suresh is flirting with you while on his date with Arlo. He specifically says certain things really loudly and then glances at you instead of her.

Ok, stop, this is actually fucking with my head.

On the date, Alfie keeps trying to make a toast, but he keeps getting distracted by your eyes. I- what- excuse me!!! Do not!!!? Give me such feelings?!? For this pixel man?!? SWOON!

Suresh is boasting about helping deliver 6 puppies, and Alfie's all "Did Suresh just say he wanted to give birth to a dog?"

I am beside myself. Alfie/Dana script is just *chefs kiss* 💀💀💀

He is completely down to be absolutely fucking with Suresh & Arlo and making it look like he's telling you really funny jokes, I am in love with him? This FTL arc is woof.

Alfie wants to like, commit to you for the rest of the summer? What does that even mean. *Gasp* does it mean I get laid?

Arlo pulls you aside and is all smug about Suresh. Gem Option where she spills some tea about what he said to her. He told Arlo that he's ready to move on from you.

You can then rub it in her face that he wore that shirt for you lol lol lol lol. You can tell her he was flirting with you, too. But she doesn't believe you.

You then tell Dana that Suresh was flirting with you on the date hehehe.

Finn wants to apologise to Kat for flirting with Arlo at breakfast so he gets you and Dana to distract her. Finn's running around with candles behind her. To stop her from turning around Dana blabs about Suresh's flirting.

Kat turns around and Finn spelled out SOZ with candles omfg who is the comedian on the writing team, I'm fucking dying of laughter here, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life bar none.

FINALLY YA GIRL GETS LAID WOOOOOOOOOO PARTY TIMEEE 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️❤️🍾🍾🍾💗💗💗🍆🍆🍆

Oh god. Suresh is looking at you.

Somebody on the writing team has a fucking exhibitionist kink.

You can glare at him, but Arlo catches you looking either way, and literally gets out of bed and comes over ready to confront you.

🤍Episode 22

Suresh is literally lying in bed giggling like a naughty schoolboy and you're the one getting dragged, what in the fuck?

Alfie/Dana gets mad about it though, and is like, I don't wanna talk about it.

I am so over this bullshitttttttt just let me get dicked down *sob*

🥺🥺🥺 Alfie wakes up and is like 'you know what, IDC. I'm not letting Suresh's games get in the way. He's jealous, let him stare if he wants... unless it bothers you and then I'll make him stop.' (This is almost exactly what Bruno said to Jas about Youcef in TTIS, just quietly, not accusing anyone of anything...)

Arlo is getting stupidly possessive over Suresh, why in the fuck they gotta make the black girl the villain AGAIN I swear to god.

OKAY WAIT THOUGH

This flirting is actually.... getting... kind of good?

Did they have a different writer for these? What the hell?

There's an extremely sexy, flirty conversation with Suresh, in the kitchen, where he's eating an Orange (Clearly meant to be a mandarin, not an orange.)

There's a very cute conversation with Alfie/Dana, where you just roll your eyes and say Suresh is being an alpha.

ALFIE_HAPPY: Don't look too alpha from here. Looking up towards the gym you spot Arlo showing off her boxing moves to Suresh. He winces in fear with every jab at his hands. Alfie laughs to himself.

Alfie/Dana confesses they're falling for you. For real.

🤍Episode 23

BFF pulls you aside and wants to know you feel about Alfie/Dana LI. They ask how you feel about Suresh's flirting, and tell you to go pull your LI and Suresh aside and figure out if it's the real deal, or just fanny flutters.

You go to the LI first, . If you stay on the daybeds it kinda stays light-hearted, but if you go to the living room it gets super melty and cute. Either way though, they tell you they're all in for you. Want to take you home and meet the family, etc. (Baby, we are half way through. We haven't even been to Casa yet, baby is gonna get their heart broken omg.)

Suresh then pulls you aside. Here we go.

Suresh fidgets, for the first time showing a flash of vulnerability. SURESH: OK. I’m just gonna come right out and say it. PLAYER: You do that. SURESH: I only coupled up with Arlo because I thought that you wanted a chance to move on.

Dear God, my sincerest apologies to anyone not romancing Suresh.

If you paid to go to the bedroom you get a slightly saucier description of the reminiscing. You reminisce about a particularly sexy encounter.

Suresh leans in to kiss you and you get to snog, hug, or swerve him.

Kat will see you, and reacts accordingly. *Shock horror, gasp, is shook*.

🤍Episode 24

Kat says she's not going to say anything

BFF pulls you aside again, spill the tea.

You get a text woohoo - Oh god, it's Truth or Dare.

This is going to be difficult to put into a Tumblr post. Bear with me.

1st - Eddie - Picks DARE

SEXY - Do a sexy dance for everyone (Does a generally unsexy dance)

SEXY - Sexily kiss one islander. (Kisses Dana)

FUNNY - Do an animal impression (Does a really bad wolf impression)

FUNNY - Do an islander impression (Does a terrible Finn impression which is actually hysterical)

2nd - Arlo - Picks TRUTH

No choice. Kat asks "When was the last time you lied?"

Arlo responds: "Just then, when I said you were smart enough to think of a good question."

3rd - Kat - Picks DARE

No choice. Dana dares Kat to suck your big toe. You can decline and she does it to Finn instead.

4th - Alfie - Picks DARE

No choice. Dana dares Alfie to act out one of his past sexual experiences. It is heavily implied that he fucked a cow. But it's revealed he just snuck into the bushes and a cow stuck its head in and scared them.

5th - Dana - Picks DARE

No choice. Suresh asks her if she's ever been in love, and she says no. If you're romancing her she says she's getting there.

6th - Suresh - Picks DARE

Have you ever been in love? He says yes. 'I told you many many times."

Would you ever cheat again? He says no. "I wouldn't do anything to risk a relationship ever again."

Would you ever get married? He says he's into the idea.

7th - MC

Pick Truth: They ask "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

Options are:

"Yes, Absolutely"

"No, Love takes time"

"I'm not sure"

Pick Dare: They say. "We dare you to show us your 'O' face, with sound effects.

You do it, and everyone is like, slack jawed, hard, wet, etc. MC is a hot fuckin' bitch. Sex noises ftw.

*Gem Option* - Another dare. Kat dares you to do a sexy belly dance balancing an object on your head. You do it successfully and everyone gets pretty excited about it but nothing actually happens other than Eddie saying it turned him on.

8th - Finn - Picks DARE

No choice. You tell him to kiss the girl he finds the most attractive. Arlo tells him to strip for her.

Finn walks up to Arlo and snogs her, throwing in a bit of a striptease.

Kat gets genuinely fucking hurt by it (as she should, wtf dude.) But everyone starts laughing telling her to chill out.

KAT: Finn making a fool out of me is a good laugh is it? KAT: Somebody being made a fool of is a joke to you guys? DANA: It’s not that Kat, it’s just that Finn can’t help but be funny. KAT: Right, well, it’s a good job I’m not the only one being made a fool of then. KAT: Ain’t that right, MC? Everyone turns to look at you. You feel your body tense awkwardly. KAT: How about you tell Alfie what a fool he is? KAT: And how you’ve been cracking on with Suresh behind his back. There is absolute silence around the firepit.

Surprise pikachu face.

Arlo storms off. Alfie/Dana storms off. Kat storms off.

OMG Finn is actually devestated he hurt Kat's feelings awwwwwww!!!!!!

He's all "I can be so stupid sometimes."

And then....

AND THEN......

After looking all over the villa, you decide to head up to the terrace in hopes of finding Alfie and explaining everything. It’s time to get some stuff off your chest. Time to set everything right. You arrive on the terrace and are stunned into silence.

You find Alfie and Kat kissing each other.

PLAYER: Alfie?! Kat?!

Note: If you're on a Dana route, she's kissing Eddie.

🤍Episode 25 - DRAMA CENTRAL

Excuse me while I go fuck myself, apparently.

You run into Finn, and he's like hahaha yeah nah, that would never happen. But Alfie's like omg I'm so sorry. After everything you just fucking spurted, about falling for us, why you little...

Finn still thinks it's a prank.

It is, just to be clear, not a fucking prank.

They really fucking just Cherrygated us.

Finn is now extremely pissed.

Kat & Alfie are both angry as fuck that MC and Finn are pissed off about it.

There's an extremely loud argument about who kissed who, with both of them claiming the other initiated it.

Somehow, regardless of what you did or didn't do with Suresh, you end up the bad guy. Alfie's all "What matters is you cracking on with that cheating ex of yours" and "Save me the details" and "I can't be around you right now" Um ex-fucking-cuse me?

Alfie storms off (Bye Felicia)

Kat blames you for everything, saying it was your idea to dare Finn to kiss someone. You can take the blame (um no.) or Blame someone else, but regardless, nothing happens.

Note: If you're on a Dana route, she kisses Eddie and admits that she initiated it.

You're hiding from everything on the roof terrace and Suresh comes to check on you, admitting that it would've hurt more because of what happened in the past between the two of you.

He reveals he came to LI to give you closure, and because he needed it as well. He was going to come on, apologise, answer questions, and then leave.

She asks what happened, and Suresh is all "I looked into your eyes, and I knew straight away I couldn't give up on you. I had to stay and take a shot at winning you back."

Suresh says he wants you back, and says you have to give him an answer tonight.

Finn pulls you aside, and says he's seeing everything in a different light. He wants you. But before you can give him an answer, the girls pull you aside for drama management

The girls force you to pick between Alfie and Suresh. But when you go to find whichever one you picked....

Girls, The boys have headed off to Casa Amor and some sexy singletons are now heading your way! #HeadsWillTurn #CasaRemorse

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luckyqueenreign · 2 years

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LITG EPISODE SPOILER: Episode 20 - Season 5

GUYS IT’S GETTING GOOD!

IF YOU’RE ON A SURESH ROUTE 🥵 We’re finally getting the attention we need lolol

Spoilers Ahead!

NARRATOR: Suresh treated Arlo to a date she’ll never forget… unfortunately for her, as he spent it all talking about MC!"

NARRATOR: Finn’s flirty finnstincts got him in trouble when he got confused and flirted with the wrong date.

NARRATOR: Dana and Eddie’s date had about as much chemistry as a history lesson.

"NARRATOR: And MC let everyone down, by having a lovely time with Alfie.

NARRATOR: But now Arlo wants to know if MC wants Suresh back. Let's get back to it!

Arlo stares at you questioningly as the others mill around in the background.

ARLO: So, are you still into Suresh?

** CHOICE **

MC: To be honest, I am

MC: That’s a big no

MC: I’m not going to spill to you, either way

MC: I am still into Suresh

MC: Maybe I wouldn’t have said anything, but you insisted on knowing, so there you go.

MC: Happy now?

ARLO: I kinda am, actually.

ARLO: I like a challenge.

ARLO: I can’t blame you for liking Suresh. He’s absolute sauce.

ARLO: But I won’t be standing aside.

MC: I’m not into Suresh anymore.

MC: Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.

ARLO: That’s what worries me. Your history with each other.

MC: That’s exactly what it is. History. Ancient history.

ARLO: Cute speech, but I’m not falling for it.

ARLO: I think you’re into Suresh, and I can’t blame you.

ARLO: If you’ve got the same taste as me, it means you’ve got good taste.

ARLO: But you should know, I won’t back down.

ARLO: I’m still going after Suresh, full steam ahead.

MC: Into him or not, why would I tell you?

ARLO: Because I asked you.

MC: I once asked Santa for a pony. We don’t always get what we ask for.

ARLO: Maybe you don’t. But I usually get exactly what I want.

ARLO: And what I want right now is Suresh.,

ARLO: So if you are into Suresh, you should know that I won’t back down.

MC: Are you starting to catch feelings for Suresh already?

ARLO: There’s something there for sure. But it’s very early days.

MC: So, what was Suresh saying about me then?

Before Arlo can respond, a phone pings across the lawn.

FINN: I got a text!,

"LITEXT: Islanders, it’s time to test what you’ll do for your partner in today’s challenge. #BeachRescue #HeartOnTheLine",

DANA: Yasss!

Before you can ask Arlo again, she’s pacing away after Suresh like she means business.

The Islanders wear sexy red lifeguard costumes and assemble on the challenge stage, which has been transformed into a beach-themed obstacle course."

"This is made up of a lifeguard chair, slide, sandy crawl tunnel, sandy obstacle and a paddling pool.

There are also water balloons to throw at the Islanders as they complete the challenge.

Dana pulls you to one side.,

DANA: You look great, but I saw there was one more extra glam challenge outfit in the wardrobe."

DANA: Might help you stand out even more!,

DANA: Wow, you look amazing! All eyes going to be on you this challenge, MC."

MC: Thanks, Dana. Feeling ready for action now

ALFIE: How amazing is this challenge, guys?",

DANA: I always wanted to be a lifeguard!

FINN: You’d get distracted every 20 seconds.

** I think if you’re romantically involved with Alfie you only get his prompt / vs dana prompt here **

Alfie whispers to you with a flirty grin.

ALFIE: You’re distracting me in that outfit.

DANA: What’s that, Finn? MC distracted me in that outfit."

Dana shoots you a flirty grin.

Your phone pings.

“LITEXT: Islanders, you will take it in turns to complete the obstacle course before rescuing your partner from the paddling pool. The girls will vote on which boy did it best, and the boys on which girl did it best. #WetAndWild #SexyRescue"

"LITEXT: MC, please take your position in the paddling pool."

"LITEXT: Alfie, please take your position at the start of the course.",

SURESH: Get comfy in there, MC, Alfie might be a while.

ALFIE: Good things come to those who wait, MC.

Alfie climbs up the lifeguard chair.

KAT: Always hated slides.

ARLO: How can anyone hate slides???

MC: What about that little tingle it gives you?

KAT: I’ll just have to find that euphoric feeling elsewhere.

MC: You’re up, Alfie!

Alfie theatrically ‘spots’ you in the paddling pool

ALFIE: I see a great beauty in great danger.

ALFIE: Need rescuing by a hot lifeguard?

** CHOICE **

MC: Get over here, sexy

MC: Nah, I’m happy chilling in the pool

MC: Maybe by a different hot lifeguard

MC: Get that sexy beach bod over here asap!

ALFIE: Here it comes.

FINN: Go on, Alf!"

MC: I’m pretty happy splashing around in the pool by myself.

SURESH: Unlucky, bro.

ALFIE: Well, get ready anyway ‘cos I’m about to make a splash."

MC: Maybe I’d rather be rescued by a different sexy lifeguard.

Suresh shoots you a cocky grin, and Arlo doesn’t look pleased.

Dana shoots you a flirty grin, and Eddie doesn’t look pleased.

FINN: Why would you do my boy dirty like that?

ALFIE: All part of the game.

Alfie jumps down from the chair, charges up the slide steps and flies down it headfirst.

He lands in the sand with the grace of a baby rhino. Everyone laughs as the girls start throwing water balloons at him.

DANA: Love ya, Alfie, but you’re a bit too dry."

EDDIE: Like his banter.

ALFIE: Then why does Finn call me a bantersaurus?

EDDIE: Sympathy?

ALFIE: Eddie, mate, you’re a bantersnoreus…

As Alfie laughs at his joke a water balloon crashes into his face.

DANA: Sorry, Alf, couldn’t help myself.

ALFIE: Dana! I expected better from you.

DANA: Really?

ALFIE: Nah.

SURESH: Told you he’d take ages didn’t I?

ALFIE: Gotta entertain the crowd to distract them from my clumsiness.

Alfie thrusts himself into the sandy crawl tunnel, his legs being hit by water balloons as he squeezes through.

He emerges and is hit by another water bomb in the face.

ALFIE: Get them to ease off, MC?

MC: Ease off, girls

MC: Fire away, girls

MC: Ease off him a bit will you? I’ll be here all day.

KAT: Spoil sport.

DANA: Just means it’s our turn faster.

MC: He still looks too dry to me, girls.

KAT: Yes, MC!",

The girls continue launching water balloons at Alfie. The boys cheer Alfie on as he leans down and picks you up out of the water. You hold onto his muscular shoulders and he carries you over the finish line.

He gently puts you down, hands resting on your hips as he looks deep into your eyes.

ALFIE: How about a little smooch, MC?

MC: Bring those lips my way

MC: Not right now

MC: I was hoping for a post-rescue kiss.

You lean into Alfie, caressing the back of his neck as you pull his face to yours. Your lips meet in a passionate, yet tender snog.

The others cheer, except Dana and Suresh who both look away.

MC: Maybe no kiss right now.

ALFIE: Course, MC. Might not be too sensitive to Dana.",

Alfie awkwardly breaks eye contact.

Alfie joins the other boys as Eddie races to the starting position, and Dana takes her position in the paddling pool.

DANA: Let’s see what you got, Eddie!",

Eddie springs down from the chair, landing gracefully and then climbing up the slide tensing every muscle.

He poses on top and gives his best thousand yard stare.

DANA: I’m down here, Eddie.

Eddie whizzes down the slide and sprints towards the grassy obstacle, forgetting the sandy crawl tunnel.

ARLO: Back ya go, Eddie boy. Gotta do all the obstacles.

Eddie ignores her, flamboyantly leaping the grassy obstacle.

KAT: You heard her, back ya go, Eddie!

EDDIE: I’m in the zone here, people.

Eddie ignores them and reaches Dana, taking her hand and leading her out of the paddling pool.

ARLO: Disqualification!

EDDIE: The rules don’t apply when you look this good. Right, Dana?

DANA: Appreciate the rescue and all, Eddie, but you’re totally disqualified.

Eddie leads Dana across the finish line, sulking at the injustice.

KAT takes her position in the paddling pool, taking loads of water balloons with her.

FINN: You don’t need those, Beour.

KAT: After how you were cracking on with Arlo over brekkie?

FINN: Wait till you see the Finn-esse I navigate this course with.

KAT launches a water balloon at him, soaking him.

MC: Careful you don’t Finnjure him, KAT.

FINN: Love that, MC.

KAT: Gonna start flirting with her now, too?

FINN: Wouldn’t dream of it, my lovely

FINN: Tell a lie, I did have a sexy dream about MC the other night.

ALFIE: Finn, mate!

KAT: Thin ice, Finn!

FINN: I won’t reveal the deets…,

FINN: Unless MC wants me to of course?

** CHOICE**

MC: I want every last sexy detail

MC: Keep your flirty dreams to yourself

MC: I wanna hear all about your naughty dream about me.

KAT: Don’t encourage him, babe!"

FINN: Well, MC and I were having a lovely little dinner in a bouncy castle."

SURESH: Bit random, mate.

FINN: MC, you were in this long ball gown, looking spellbinding, like usual.

KAT: Very thin ice!

FINN: I was in a white tux. Looking pretty dapper too, if I do say so myself.

FINN: We’re eating soup, which is tricky on a bouncy castle. It’s going everywhere.

FINN: So MC said we should take our clothes off to avoid spoiling them.

MC: Maybe dream MC had naughtier intentions?

KAT: Maybe wrap it up, Finn.

FINN: I always do.,

FINN: Anyway, we’re rolling around the bouncy castle together, naked, covered in soup.

KAT: Gross.

ALFIE: Hot!

FINN: Nah, it was gazpacho.

FINN: Anyhow, MC and I got carried away and basically went the whole way

MC: How was it?

FINN: It was a marvellous time

Finn holds your gaze sexily

FINN: But then Eddie’s pneumatic drill snoring woke me up!

The group laughs, except for KAT.

KAT: You won’t hear Eddie’s snoring from the doghouse tonight if you don’t hurry up.

MC: Keep your naughty dreams to yourself, Finn.

KAT: Too right!

FINN: Shame. Maybe I’ll tell you another time

KAT: Maybe you’ll rescue me while I’m still talking to you?

Finn leaps down from the chair and saunters to the slide, loving every second.

KAT: Come on, girls, let’s wash that cocky grin off his face.

The girls fire water balloons at Finn, who navigates the slide with great difficulty.

DANA: Come on, MC!"

You pelt some water balloons at Finn too.

ARLO: Can’t deny he looks tasty shimmering in the sunlight like that.

SURESH: Wait till my turn.

FINN: Very kind indeed, Arlo. I’m looking forward to your turn.

KAT: You just can’t help yourself can you?

FINN: I really can’t. But you’re still my number 1 girl, KAT…

FINN: Just.

KAT fires water balloons at Finn until he abandons the rescue and hides behind the boys who are in hysterics.

KAT: Show us how a real man does it then, Suresh!"

SURESH: Let’s go!

Before Arlo is even in the paddling pool, Suresh leaps down from the chair and charges up the slide.

Dana launches a water balloon at him, which he catches then sexily bursts on his ripped abs.

ARLO: Now that’s how it’s done.

Suresh audaciously runs down the slide and dives through the sand tunnel. He leaps the grassy obstacle, scissor kicking a flying water balloon as he does.

You notice his soaked abs glisten in the sunlight.

ARLO: Can’t really blame ya for still having a thing for him.

ARLO: Even if you didn’t fancy him, bet you do now.",

"Before you can respond, Suresh scoops Arlo out of the pool and effortlessly carries her over the finish line."

ARLO: Can’t wait to towel you down later, hun.

Suresh spins Arlo around and they share a passionate snog. Suresh catches you watching this and gives a flirty smile.

ALFIE: Well, that showed us all up didn’t it, boys?

SURESH: Sorry, boys.

NARRATOR: Dana was up next and her netball experience and comic timing saw her turn it into a game of dodgeball! The boys got wetter than she did.

NARRATOR: Arlo was so busy looking sexy that she did a Eddie and missed an obstacle. She got the D… for DISQUALIFIED. Minds out the gutter, people!"

NARRATOR: KAT pulled out some pawesome moves while leaping over obstacles. She always lands on her feet that one.

NARRATOR: And last but not least, it’s MC’s time to shine! Water spectacle this will be. See what I did there?"

Alfie happily reclines in the paddling pool as you descend the slide.

DANA: Go on, MC

ALFIE: Smashing it so far, darlin’.

DANA: You’re the hottest lifeguard I ever saw.

SURESH: You’re looking unbelievable in that outfit.

ALFIE: Stunning!,

KAT: Not sure why she got a better outfit!,

You’re hit by a water balloon, soaking you! You see Suresh threw it, who now looks at you with an impish, flirty grin.

MC: Flirt with Suresh

MC: Pie Suresh

MC: If you wanted my attention you just had to ask.

SURESH: You had my whole attention the moment I saw you in that outfit.,

"MC: Right back at you, sexy.

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ARLO: I’m right here, guys.

Alfie looks jealous, but stays quiet.

MC: Suresh is trying to get my attention… And failing.,

KAT: Love the confidence, babe.",

You crawl through the tunnel and emerge covered in sand, until a water balloon splashes over your stomach.",

You skip over the grassy obstacle, help Alfie to his feet, and lead him over the finish line.

ALFIE: Smashed it, MC!

As you and Alfie hug, Suresh looks at you in what seems like genuine affection. He quickly looks away when Arlo catches him looking at you.

The girls gather into a huddle.

MC: Which boy did it best then?

DANA: Alfie or Finn for the comedy, Suresh for the fanny flutters.

KAT: No way I’m voting for Finn right now. Suresh all the way.

,ARLO: I’m all about Suresh right now.

DANA: Which boy did it best, MC?"

MC: Suresh did it best,

MC: Alfie did it best,

MC: Finn did it best,

MC: Eddie did it best,

MC: Suresh definitely stole the show.

ARLO: I’m excited for my own private show with him later.

Before you can reply you catch Dana looking jealous.

MC: Alfie definitely stole the show.

You catch Dana looking a little jealous

KAT: Well, you’re on your own there, MC.",

MC: Finn definitely stole the show.,

KAT: He put on quite a show alright.,

KAT: Take it that naughty dream did something for you then.

You catch Dana looking a little jealous.

KAT: But you’re outvoted

MC: Eddie definitely stole the show.

You catch Dana looking a little jealous.

ARLO: Eddie’s disqualified.

DANA: So are you, Arlo!

MC: Right, boys! The boy who did it best was…",

MC: Suresh!,

FINN: Can’t argue with that, congrats, fella."

Suresh looks very pleased with himself.

EDDIE: Well, the girl who did it best was…",

EDDIE: Not you, Arlo. Disqualified.",

ARLO: Over it already, hun.",

EDDIE: With 75% of the vote…,

ALFIE: No time for maths, geezer."

EDDIE: MC wins!

Everyone cheers, except KAT who looks a bit miffed. Suresh’s phone pings.

"LITEXT: Suresh and MC, as the winners of the challenge, tonight you will each go on a date with your partners. #DoubleDateWithFate #WinnerWinnerCheekyDinner"

ARLO: Can’t wait to get you to myself, Suresh!",

Arlo and Suresh hug.

SURESH: This date’s gonna be exciting!

You catch Suresh looking at you and wonder whether his comment was directed to Arlo or yourself.

Suresh leaves the stage, casting a flirty glance back at you, and you wonder what drama will unfold at the double date."

You sip from your water bottle as you watch the hot afternoon sun start to lower over the horizon.

ALFIE: I sometimes think there’s nothing you’re not good at, MC."

MC: Just sometimes?,

ALFIE: Nah, I think it all the time in fairness."

MC: What else do you think I’m good at then?

ALFIE: You’d miss the date if I told you everything you’re good at.

ALFIE: But you’re great at making time stop mattering.

MC: What do you mean?,

ALFIE: Like when I’m looking after my little monster nephews or hanging out with Benji.

MC: Benji the horse dog!

ALFIE: When I’m with them I’m so in the moment that time kinda stands still but flies at the same time.

ALFIE: Don’t know if that makes any sense or not.,

ALFIE: But it’s how I feel when I’m with you too.

ALFIE: And it doesn’t happen with many people, trust me.

ALFIE: Don’t know if you feel the same or not?,

MC: I chose you last night over Dana, didn’t I?

ALFIE: And it made my night. Who am I kidding, it made my entire year!

ALFIE: I’m so excited to get to leave the villa with you tonight.

ALFIE: Finn’s lined up his best aftershave and he’s borrowing KAT’s moisturiser again for me as I speak.

MC: Pulling out all the stops then!

ALFIE: You know it! How about I give you a sneak preview now in the bedroom?

ALFIE: Would love to spend some time with you before the girls pull you away to get ready.

ALFIE: Fancy a bit of alone time?

*** DIAMOND CHOICE ***

I’d love some extra alone time with you,

Let’s save it for the date.

MC: How can I say no to extra alone time with you?,

ALFIE: Amazing! Lead the way, gorgeous.

You and Alfie leave for the bedroom, Alfie grins like a Cheshire cat.

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MC: Let’s save it for the date later. Plenty of alone time then.

ALFIE: Yes and no. Suresh will be there too, like usual.

ALFIE: Feel like I can only get so flirty with you when he’s sat on the next table.

ALFIE: I’d love to spend more time just the two of us.,

ALFIE: Sure I can’t tempt you into some proper alone time first?

Now you put it like that, let’s go

IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO USE DIAMONDS

I’m still going to pass

MC: You make a good point, let’s get some proper alone time.

You and Alfie leave for the bedroom, Alfie grins like a Cheshire cat.

MC: I’m still going to save it up till our date later.

ALFIE: Fair does. It might build up the suspense to the date more.

Alfie gives you a flirty grin as you leave him in suspense until your date later.

You recline on your bed next to Alfie, totally alone in the bedroom.

ALFIE: It ain’t often we get this place to ourselves!

MC: You’ve got some things you want to say to me away from Suresh?

ALFIE: I’ve got a lot I want to say to you away from that guy.

MC: Like what?

ALFIE: Like how beautiful you look for starters.

MC: I take it you like my challenge outfit then?

ALFIE: No, well yeah I definitely do.

ALFIE: But I mean in general. Like, even when you roll out of bed with morning hair and a grumpy look…

ALFIE: You still look stunning to me. And every morning so far I wished that I’d just spent the night with you.

MC: Every morning?,

ALFIE: Even when I was with KAT. But don’t tell her that.

MC: I can’t make any guarantees on that, Alfie.

ALFIE: What if I offered to do something for you to keep your silence?

MC: Interesting. Like what?

ALFIE: Why don’t you tell me, darlin’?

MC: Do you like it when a girl tells you what to do in the bedroom, then?

ALFIE: I really do. All tips gratefully received.,

MC: Is that how you keep your 100% satisfaction rate?

Alfie laughs.

ALFIE: Wow, guess I made an impression on you in that first coupling after all.

ALFIE: But seriously, it’s kind of a turn on when someone knows exactly what they like.

ALFIE: And I like being able to give people what they want, if you catch my drift.

MC: Interesting.

ALFIE: So, while you’ve got me alone…"

ALFIE: Anything you’d like me to do for you, MC?"

Kiss

Sexy massage

Foot rub

I’m good for now

MC: How about a little smooch while we’re alone?,

ALFIE: Another kiss?

ALFIE: My lucky day!

"You softly move your hand around Alfie’s chest, resting it on his toned back.",

"He smiles as you lean into him and kiss him on the lips. His lips are soft and tender, but you sense Alfie might be waiting for you to decide what type of kiss this is."

You gently start to use your tongue, and Alfie softly reciprocates. You both let the moment take you as Alfie gently wraps you in his arms.",

You hold a little back and don’t fully go for it with Alfie. You continue to kiss each other softly as Alfie gently wraps you in his arms

MC: I’d love a sexy massage now we’re alone.You smile as you turn your shoulders towards Alfie. His warm hands tenderly rub the top of your back and your shoulders.

You feel his thumbs lightly press into your shoulders, which loosen immediately. You moan softly in delight and catch Alfie smiling in a mirror reflection.

MC: How about a little foot rub?,

ALFIE: I specialise in foot rubs.,

Without needing a second invitation you spin around and put your feet in Alfie’s lap.

He takes your feet in his warm hands and softly rubs your soles in circles.

When he reaches the balls of your feet you feel the tension seep away and let out a moan in pleasure. Alfie smiles.

MC: Kind offer, but I’m good for now, thanks.",

ALFIE: Of course.

ALFIE: Think of it as an open offer.

Alfie laughs sweetly.

You notice the reddy hue of sunset creeping in through the window.

MC: I should get ready for our date.

ALFIE: Me too. Can’t wait.,

"You head towards the dressing room, noticing Alfie looks blissfully content, and you wonder where things will go between you tonight.",

As you head towards the dressing room you notice Suresh doing his hair in the bathroom

SURESH: Getting ready for your date, beautiful?

MC: Have you been in there for long?

SURESH: You know what I’m like before date night.

SURESH: I overheard some of your chat with Alfie.

MC: And what did you hear?

SURESH: Just that he’s getting melty for you.

SURESH: Not that I can blame him.

SURESH: You were unbelievable in that challenge. You got my vote.

MC: Shouldn’t you have voted for Arlo?

SURESH: Seeing you strut your stuff like that brought back all the memories.

SURESH: Turned me on a bit.

SURESH: Did I turn you on in the challenge?

MC: You turned me on

MC: You turned me off being all extra

MC: That’s for me to know

MC: Watching you did bring back some tingles.

SURESH: Glad it wasn’t just me then

SURESH: I couldn’t take my eyes off you.

MC: You turned me off in that challenge being all extra.

MC: Maybe showing off that much isn’t always the sexiest thing.

SURESH: I get what you’re saying. I was a bit of a try hard, but…"

MC: Like I’m going to answer that.

SURESH: I’ll have to assume it’s a yes then.

MC: Well, you must know you impressed the other girls since you won.

SURESH: You were the one I was trying to impress. That’s why I was so extra.

MC: Would Arlo be happy hearing you talk to me like this?

SURESH: We both know the answer to that question. But we only coupled up last night.,

MC: Aren’t you into Arlo?

SURESH: Too early to tell. We’ll see how tonight goes. I could be into her, sure."

SURESH: But I know I’m into you.

You steal a glance outside and check that no one’s in earshot.

SURESH: I know I shouldn’t say this stuff, but I feel like I’ve got no choice.",

SURESH: I’ll regret it forever if I don’t put this out there.,

SURESH: I’ve never been more attracted to you than I am right now.

SURESH: I get that we’re not coupled up anymore, but…"

It’s Suresh’s turn to take a naughty glance outside the door.

SURESH: I’ve already picked out my outfit for tonight, and it might look familiar to you."

MC: Why’s that?

SURESH: It’s that black shirt you bought me for Valentine’s Day, you know the one!",

MC: You’ve still got that?

SURESH: I was gonna get rid of it after we split. But I couldn’t.,\

SURESH: And you know what’d go well with it?

MC: What’s that?

SURESH: That sexy black dress I got you for your birthday.

SURESH: Please tell me you’ve still got it?

MC: Yes, I’ve still got it

MC: No, I binned it"

MC: Wait and see,

MC: I’ve still got the black dress. Guess I couldn’t get rid of it too.

SURESH: Pumped to hear that. You always looked stunning in that.

SURESH: You look stunning in anything, but especially in that."

MC: I binned it after I binned you.

SURESH: Really?

MC: Not really.

SURESH: Good.

MC: I donated it to a charity shop, really.",

MC: I guess you’ll just have to wait and see.

SURESH: You always knew how to keep me in suspense.

SURESH: Can’t wait for tonight.,

SURESH: I should get ready for my date then. Gotta look on point.

MC: For me or Arlo?

SURESH: I think you know the answer to that one.

Suresh leaves with an impish grin, your head swirling with thoughts of your shared past and Suresh’s flirty games.

You enter the dressing room to the sound of KAT and Arlo’s laughter. KAT helps Arlo with the finishing touches of her make-up, and Arlo looks beautiful.

ARLO: Take it you’re a leave it to the last minute type of girl, MC."

KAT: Unlike you, using up all my makeup skills, you’re welcome.

ARLO: You loved showing off your makeup skills.

MC: Talking of making up, seems like you two are getting on better.

KAT: My beef was with a certain pun-loving, Irish man.

KAT: Who I’m currently ignoring until he realises the error of his flirty ways.

ARLO: Might have a long wait, hun.

KAT: Nah, I know what I’m doing.

MC: Where’s Dana?

KAT: Think she was having a chat with Eddie.

ARLO: You haven’t even started getting ready, MC! But don’t worry, we got you."

KAT: We found the perfect thing tucked away in your wardrobe.

KAT holds up the little black dress that Suresh mentioned, your heart races as you recognise it straight away!"

ARLO: Try it on right now!,

KAT: Babe, I have no idea why you’ve kept that one hidden so far."

ARLO: I’d wear that every day if I looked as good as you in it.

ARLO: I’m not gonna know where to look on this double date.

KAT: You’re gonna turn all the heads wearing that, MC.

KAT: Please tell me you’re wearing this tonight?

*TRYOUTFIT* Yeah, I’m wearing this black dress"

I’m going to see what else I’ve got,

MC: It does look good on me, doesn’t it!

ARLO: Understatement of the decade!

KAT: Alfie’s eyes are gonna pop out of his head when he sees you!

ARLO: Back in a sec girls.

KAT: MC, I really think you need to go bigger tonight.

KAT: Seems like things are heating up with you and Alfie.,

KAT: Might be nice to show him you’re excited for your date.

KAT: My mystic KAT senses tell me there’s unfinished business with you and Suresh too.

KAT: And maybe you wanna turn his head away from Arlo.

KAT: Either way, pretty please tell me you’re wearing that black dress!"

TRYOUTFIT*

MC: I have to wear the black dress now

KAT: Yes, babe! That’s the one. Hot!

KAT: You’re gonna get all the attention tonight. Then you can decide who you want.

KAT: Alfie’s in for a treat when he sees you!,

If you don’t select a diamond dress.

KAT: Alright, don’t say I didn’t try. Just trying to help you turn heads."

ARLO: Aw was hoping you’d go all out tonight.

ARLO: Guess all eyes on me tonight then.

ARLO: Were you talking about turning heads when I came in?

KAT: Errr maybe?

ARLO: Not trying to turn Suresh’s head are you, MC?

MC: I won’t try, I’ll succeed

MC: Not interested,

MC: Let’s see what happens later

MC: Suresh’s eyes will be pointed in my direction all night.

ARLO: Like your confidence, even if it’s more like delusion.

Arlo struts out.

MC: Don’t worry, you’re welcome to Suresh.

ARLO: I wasn’t worried.

MC: Just saying I’ve been there and done that.

ARLO: Whatever, MC

Arlo leaves the dressing room

MC: Who knows what’s gonna happen tonight.

KAT: Suresh is a big boy, he can look at whoever he wants to.

KAT: Plus, he’s got form for having his head turned. Just saying.

ARLO: Suresh’s head won’t be turning from me tonight. Even if you do want it to.

Arlo leaves the dressing room.

KAT: Please let me come with you tonight. I can’t miss all this tasty drama.

KAT’s beams an excited grin at you as you leave the dressing room wondering if she’s right.

You walk down the staircase to see Suresh confidently leaning by the entrance door sipping a smoothie.

SURESH: Wow, you look incredible! Then again, you always did in that dress.

SURESH: Guess you kept that dress after all. Still enjoy teasing me I see!,

MC: The girls told me I should wear this too.

SURESH: I thought I’d never get to see you in that again.

SURESH: Really glad you didn’t bin it after everything happened between us.

SURESH: Should I take this as a sign I’m winning you round?,

MC: You might be winning me round,

MC: I’m just showing you what you’re missing,

MC: You should focus on Arlo,

MC: Let’s just say you’re starting to tick a few boxes again.

SURESH: We’ve always ticked each other's boxes.

SURESH: Glad my graft is starting to pay off.

MC: I’m wearing this to remind you what you lost.

SURESH: Ouch, that stings, MC.

MC: So did when you cheated on me.

SURESH: Can’t argue with that, I guess."

MC: Shouldn’t you be focussing on Arlo now, not me?

SURESH: I’m struggling to focus on anything but you right now.

SURESH: You’ve been on my mind all day.

SURESH: That outfit looks amazing on you!,

SURESH: Although was kinda hoping you’d wear that black dress for old time’s sake

MC: Well, you can’t always get what you want."

SURESH: I always hoped we’d go on another date together.

MC: You know we’re on dates with other people, right?

SURESH: Well, I’m just happy I get to be around you again to be honest.

SURESH: Still like my shirt as much as you used to?,

MC: You still look hot in that,

MC:It doesn’t suit you anymore,

MC: Spill Suresh’s smoothie over his shirt,

MC: That shirt still looks great, it always suited you.

SURESH: You always gave the best presents.

SURESH: One of the many things I loved about you.

MC: Loved? In past tense?,

MC: Not sure the shirt’s really working for you anymore

SURESH: You’ve always had a great eye, so I know you don’t mean that

,MC: Your ego’s unshakable isn’t it?,

SURESH: Absolutely.

MC: You pretend to stumble into Suresh, knocking his smoothie all over his shirt.",

MC: Oops.

SURESH: You definitely did that on purpose.

MC: Guess you better go change again.,

SURESH: Nah, I’ll just go topless.

Suresh whips off his shirt and drops it on the floor, grinning confidently.

A door opens upstairs and Arlo confidently struts down the stairs. Alfie follows Arlo down the stairs towards you and Suresh, beaming at you.",

Suresh leans into you and whispers slightly too loudly.

SURESH: You know I wish I was going on the date with you, right?

Arlo looks at you and you’re not sure if she heard Suresh’s flirty comment or not.

NARRATOR: Sounds like Suresh wants to take everyone on a date! Let’s hope he’s less greedy on the date itself.

NARRATOR: Or he’ll end up scoffing all of Arlo’s dinner too… I say dinner, it’s actually a bowl of olives and a jar of Mallorca’s second finest brand of peanuts."

NARRATOR: Only joking… They’re Mallorca’s third finest brand of peanuts. The producers aren’t made of money!

NARRATOR: But find out if MC’s date bants is on the money in the next episode of Love Island

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